>Only sold 15 million worldwide>Behind the GBA time aligned>Pokopia, the game that was supposed to save it only sold 2 million >Both Nintendo and third parties are pivoting back to Switch 1>Nintendo stock collapsingWhy did it flop so hard bros?
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>>737939258Wait until Wind and Waves niggerface
Tendie cultists don't want to hear but it's because there's no new 3D Mario or Zelda. The Switch didn't catch on because people thought the fucking dock was an interesting gimmick, it caught on because it had Zelda day one and Mario within the next 10 months after that.Nintendo is the Zelda + Mario + Pokemon (mainline) machine. Nobody cares about the stupid hardware gimmicks or Metroid or Pokemon branded Minecraft or that shitty tranny Mii game.
>>737939258>>737939542TRANNY OP TONGUES MY ANUS
>>737939542>Metroid or Pokemon branded Minecraft or that shitty tranny Mii game.It's crazy how these games came out, allegedly had huge sales and were then forgotten about after two weeks max. You don't see threads about Pokopia or Tomodachi Life any more and Metroid only gets brought up as the butt of jokes. These are what people associate with Switch 2 now instead of the latest and greatest entries in gaming's most iconic franchises. Is it any surprise Nintendo wants to bury it?
>>737939258>only sold 15 millionmore than 20 million already. >behind GBAonly in US>Pokopia only sold 2 millionand those 2 million gave them more than 100m profit so it's a success.>Both Nintendo and third parties are pivoting back to Switch 1retard>Nintendo stock collapsing retard
>>737939542retard
>All this yapping to hide from the fact he got exposed as a WoW ERP Male Blood Elf whore
>>737940853Haha! You reacted to my thread!
>>737939258Is it being updated today?
>>7379413458th of may is the financial report
>>737939258It sold 20 million in 10 months without counting Europe because we don't have its numbers for last quarter yet. Has a good shot at 21 million.For comparison the best year ever for PS5 was 20.8 million in 2024.
Are there only 2 colour schemes for the joycon2's? Blue/red and green/purple? Wtf?
>>737941768It's going to have the best first year sales of any console and snoys will still call it a flop
>>737941814How about the games? Where the fuck are they?
>>737942007Right hereSwitch 2 exclusives:>Mario Kart World>Donkey Kong Bananza>Kirby Air Riders>Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment>Drag x Drive>The Duskbloods>Fast Fusion>Splatoon Raiders>Metroid Prime 4>Mario Tennis Fever>Yoshi and the Mysterious Book>Pokemon Pokopia>Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave>Pokemon Legends ZA>Orbitals>Pokemon Winds & WavesAnd more to be announced
>>737942007Sold out, they have been releasing one basically every month, check your local stores.
>>737942104>Yoshi and the Mysterious BookBro that's a toddler's game
>>737942198like astroflop?
>>737942228Yoshi at least has proper puzzle elements. Astroflop actively believes the player is either retarded or a toddler who thinks Cocomelon is the best shit out there.
I’m still on switch 1 because I’m not spending 500 bucks to play games I can already play on my switch 1.
>>737942308Yeah sorry, I shouldn't have insulted Yoshi's actual difficulty, my bad.
>>737942228>>737942256>>737942276>>737942308>>737942394Nerves were touched and harmed
>>737940853>He's a shitposter on the internet.>He spams threads he "hates.">But never once sages.>When he's banned, he evades.>All so he can go back to keeping the threads he "hates" off page 10.>He'll see me tomorrow.>He'll say I lost and got raped.Sad!
>>737939258>Pokopia, the game that was supposed to save itgrim
>>737942310your miss. I for one am happy to replay some of my Switch 1 games on a bigger screen and with better performance thanks to the handheld boost mode.
>>737942276Be careful tendie, remember what happened to Totalbiscuit when he said that
>>737942308>Yoshi at least has proper puzzle elementsHeh... the cow went moo when I pressed the moo button. I'm a genius
>>737939258Fuck off Eric
>>737939258It's too expensive. Nintendo thinks they're the Apple of gaming now and they can charge whatever the fuck they want for whatever the fuck they want and people will gladly pay for it because it has the Nintendo branding on it. In reality Nintendo's success is built on kids and turbo casuals who don't care about gaming as a whole. The Switch 2 is too fancy, too complicated and way too expensive for those demographics, especially without a killer app. With the release of the new Mario movie it made me wonder why they haven't done a Switch 2 Lite model for under $300 and released it alongside Galaxy 3/next 3D Mario, shit would sell like hotcakes with movie ticket sales driving console sales and console sales driving movie revenue, creating a new generation of Tendies.
30 more days
>>737942909post Astrogoy puzzles so we can compare.
>>737942609And he's been doing this for over 10 years.grim
>>737943034>>737943070Why are tendies so obsessed with this garbage game?
>>737942276>>737942702>deletedoh no no nono... tendies are scared shitless of the heckin internet boogeymens... say it ain't so
>>737943070yfw even Pokemon ZA has harder platforming than this.
>>737942104>kirbyNo ribbon no buy
>5 Nintendo shitpost threads on the cattyOP is big mad today
>>737943108why snoys are obsessed with anything nintendo?
>>737943195It has harder platforming solely because the controls and rotom hover are absolutely fucking shitEven Virtual Hydlide has more satisfying platforming than those scaffold sections
>>737943247>snoysAre snoys in the room with us right now? I'm a steamie burning some time since the new Wukong crack download is 130 gb in size
>>737943302skill issue.
>>737939258>>Pokopia, the game that was supposed to save it only sold 2 million>>Both Nintendo and third parties are pivoting back to Switch 1>Why did it flop so hard bros?Same reasons the New Nintendo 3DS only had 4 games released
>>737943817I have no idea who that is, so I'll respond with Rent free
>>737942104So, no games.
>>737943817>>737943475>>737943316>>737943193>>737943070>>737942820>>737942452>>737942256>>737941430>>737940853Is this Eric in the room with you right now?
It's funny how bra*ilian makes threads to start flamewar, but when someone replies to him, favela monkey then reports him for "starting flamewars".I'm 99% sure he's a mod on /v/
>>737939258If Pokopia's momentum has already stopped then that's REALLY bad considering the rest of their known lineup is nothing to write home about. Good luck getting people to buy a Switch 2 because of fucking Fire Emblem or yet another shitty Yoshi game. Real direct can't come soon enough
>>737943742That wasn't pushed as the actual next-gen system though, Switch 2 was.
>>737942104Let's see... a bunch of mid games and spin-offs. Where are the big mainline titles?
>>737943963This Eric person clearly completely destroyed you on some previous conversation. Nevermind whatever Nintendo stuff. Eric destroyed (You), just look at this thread, it's funny to see
so it really is... nintendover...
>>737944218It's true. It takes a special kind of retard to namedrop someone daily for almost a decade over some negative zelda threads they made years ago
Your post was made in fear.
>>737944331Schizo babble
>>737944331Have you masturbated in the last decade? If yes, you have masturbated thinking about Eric
>>737939258>he's hallucinating again.
>>737944218>>737944310And you are a retarded faggot that constantly spams threads with lies and misinformation just to pretend to "own the tendies".Do You really think you're any better than the ericspammer?
Why are people just accepting the bullshit in the OP at face value
>>737944505>17.37 millionThose figures are shipped, that very same investor report says the sell-through was 15 million. About 2.3 million of those Switch 2's are sitting in Walmart warehouses or somewhere.
>>737944428Kek
>>737944632>About 2.3 million of those Switch 2's are sitting in Walmart warehouses or somewhere.Source?
>>737944565>constantly spams threads with lies and misinformationI mentioned the NN3DS had 4 games. This number is accurate. I own two of the games and a NN3DS. I was trying to participate in genuine conversation
>>737944770You lost and got raped, tranny Eric
>>737939258Videogames.
>>737939258Does anybody hear an ambulance?wiiu wiiu wiiu...
>>737944703Read the actual investor report that you got the 17.37 million figure from.17.37 million = What they sold to retailers15 million = What they sold to individual customers through those retailers.
>>737944848Source?
>>737944626Because Most of the "posters" You see here are OP samefagging
>>737939542TRVKE
>>737939542>sold 15 million despite no mario and zeldadamn so you're saying it's going to sell millions when the next mario and zelda come? Good to know!
Guys I think my dog might be Eric, what do?
>>737944632There will always be consoles sitting on shelves until the console is discontinued. The sell through is probably around 17 million now but guess what...those same stores bought another 2 million consoles to replace the ones that were sold. This is still money in Nintendo's pocket regardless.
>Pokopia only sold 2 millionwhat is the basis for this claim?
>>737939258They intentionally tank the stock so they can buy out the shareholders so they aren’t beholden to them anymore.
>>737946369TPC/Nintendo put a PR statement saying it sold 2.2 million in the first couple days. OP is being a faggot pretending it sold 0 copies since then
>>737945704Pet him while saying "good boy good boy"
Ill buy the OLED model, no way im buying that shit LCD screen.Funny how valve did the same thing though. They released the LCD for $550 with tax, $600 while the deck OLED was in literal design and they were sourcing parts.
>>737949397You lost and got raped, tranny Eric. Page 10 bumping your seethe threads won't save your snoysubhuman ass
Why does it seem like there are two counter-narratives about the Switch 2's sales? Is it selling well, or not? You have one side saying it's a Wii U tier flop, and the other saying its breaking records. I am not a Nintendo loyalist or a Nintendo hater, I neither want to see it succeed nor fail, stop it with all the spin already.
>>737950663Whether it is or isnt selling well, one things for sure, I'm not buying that shit.That screen is disgraceful. To not have OLED as the default in 2025 on a FLAGSHIP device that is over $500 with tax that mind you doesnt even have hall effect joyconsIts not even that I hate the switch 2, I want to play the games and I want to buy it, but I can't right now. Nintendo hates money.
>>737939542>>737945157As a person who bought the switch because of Zelda I can confirm that I have not bought a Switch 2 because no Zelda. Same reason I never bought a Wii U (they released BOTW too late to make it a worthwhile purchase)I will only purchase the bing bing wahoo machine if it has Zelda and a limited time edition of the console related to it.
