Why are fully grown adult men playing this?
As opposed to what?
why are fully grown adult men posting on /v/?
Got fully grown men on your mind?
>>737941960Literally anything else not for women
Does it work on Yuzu?
>>737941894Because i can finally marry Diana from pragmata and have kids with her.
Is there any local multiplayer capability? My daughters are asking me for it and it doesn't seem like it.Also apparently they feature more than 2 genders for mentally ill people and that's not something I want to expose them to.
>>737942202Set the language to Japanese so the third option is "other" as it was originally intended for you to put on robots and shit.
>>737942303My kids don't speak/read Japanese
>>737942009Such as...?
>>737942009You don't buy nintendo for serious business games like that
I want a game that makes me laugh and smile after work and I don’t want something that takes too much attention so I boughted it. and why grown men? I know a woman who hasn’t touched her switch since the animal crossing craze and this game is bringing her back.
>>737941894Because adults can do what they want? Retard?
>>737941894because I can become a Holly in this game
>>737942436proving my point lol
I'm having a blast
>>737942475point a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger
>>737941894Is he gonna post it?Should I post it?Are other people allowed to post it?I'm nonbuynary.
>>737942540You don't sound like a very happy fella.
>>737942626BASED
>>737941894because it's fun
>>737942465jesus christ
>>737942626>>737942465so it's a tranny game?
>>737942626>go woke>get critically and commercially successful
>>737942626Erm yeah woke may be bad but you know the anti woke is actually more bad
>>737941894failure to launch manchildren find comfort in baby games/anime
I genuinely don't understand the appeal. From what I gather watching gameplay, it's like Sims except with way less control and things to do?
>>737941894>Watching someone play this game (first mistake)>They think LOLSORANDUMB is entertaining, gives stupid names to things and barely puts in effortNot buying a Switch for this shit
>>737941894Cheaper than a fish tank I guess
>>737942902What is the point of this picture? More people think Velma is worse than more people actually watch those two shows combined.
/v/ is so miserable makes sense that they don't see the point in a game based around friendship
>>737943636right wing shows are called bad because they're right wing and anti bad, left wing shows are just called vaguely bad without mentioning any politics what so ever despite them being was worse about it
>>737942202Just tell them the third option is for stuff like a burger, it just doesn't have a genderyou can share Miis and custom made stuff between two systems but not any real local multiplayer stuffthey'll have fun creating outlandish miis and putting in funny words
>>737947395There's this crazy word that's used in the Japanese version called "Other"If lolcowlizers weren't so hell bent on destroying the mediums they work in, they would've used that.
>>737943757/v/ anons also have no creativity or artistic talent at all so this game makes them angry
>>737941894Why don't other companies make games for women? They're a huge hit!
>>737942626Anti-woke is pretty cringe at this point. It's mostly asexual "Christians"**They are cool with importing a million Hindus
>>737947826is it even possible to be a big flop as a nintendo game these days?they buy anything
>>737947602okay you made your point in showing that you have your own form of mental illness over getting this bent up over a word. it is very clear that you have no actual interest in the game other than whining over a complete nothingburger, so why don't you go do something more productive with your time like pumping another load into some tissues rather than larping as a concerned parent on this peepee poopoo forum?
>>737947602I mean, this is downstream of major cultural issues. It's not a video game problem, it's the fact Jews convinced like 20% of multiple generations they have gender dysphoria (they don't, a lot of the mostly men who do this have autogynephilia and do it for sexual reasons).
>>737942009videogames was and always will be men's entertainment
>>737941894It's comfy
>>737942626I'm sure that anon appreciates everyone who helps spreading the message king.
My Miis don’t need instructions to know how to rock.Do yours?
>>737942626Hello and goodbye.
>>737942626holy based
So woke, stay away from this game anons, it has woke shit like pronouns and… pronouns well is just one extra pronoun but is the wokest oneI’ll sacrifice myself and play this woke game so you don’t have to ok go play bing bing wahoo without me
They're called GOD (male) games for a reason.
Because there are no good games on the market built entirely around making custom content anymore and making shit and characters that actually get interacted with is fun
>>737952020send the ltd and the ltg now
>>737941894Question: how much control do you have over the miis and their connections? Could I make a whole family if I wanted exactly how I wanted? Or do the random elements get in the way of that? Can I choose to set a bunch of shit up and then turn on the random elements when I'm done?
>>737941965Why are fully grown adult men posting on 4chan? Why are they even on 4chan, come to think of it? This site is a fucking cesspool for a reason. Not the worst by any means, but it's still a shithole.
>>737943559If you don't already have a switch for the Zeldas, Marios and Smashes you are quite queer indeed. Bitch.
Game updates when? There’s so much room for improvement
>>737953684There's nothing better.
I'm bored of the game already. It actually gets worse the longer you play it. When you have 40+ miis, it's so tedious to have to force every single interaction. The game needs more autonomy and more potential strife. It's boring. Just like ACNH, they went all-in on decorating instead of the core gameplay. But unlike ACNH, at least it's not worse than its predecessors. It just doesn't have the no-brainer improvements you'd expect, other than the new Mii maker which is great.
>>737949986It’s not, it’s boring >>737954256
>>737954997You could've just responded to me in the first place instead of replying to yourself as well
>>737942626>I'm nonbuynary.
>>737941894Sims is better
>12 confessions so far>only 1 that wasn't intruded on by another MiiIf any part of the game is more streamerbait than the original, it's this. The drama isn't even dramatic anymore when it's practically always happens, but this way you can guarantee le funny streamer clips.
>>737956783>but this way you can guarantee le funny streamer clips.This used to just be known as "being funny"
>>737942106Blake Jennings does slay with his reviews tbqh
>male kid proposes to his girlfriend>victory >say no to using the puberty spray>she's barely interested in him anymore
>>737956879What is your point? Mine is that cranking up the wackiness to the point that it's the norm so streamers can go crazy over it in more clips worsens the experience for the average player.
I enjoy adding new miis but they all get along and theres nothing really interesting to do with island customization
>>737942626I always read this as I'm nonbunnyaryI'm nonbnuuyary
>>737942806>>737942859You can create your own slang based on a category and then your townsfolk will talk about it.Here someone just created "Holly" as a word.In other words: it's bait.
>>737957519>In other words: it's bait.I really hate when this happens. /v/ will believe anything if it lacks context and is spammed a lot
>>737957519>it's bait.I think the point of that post was to make fun of jerma's chat, not the game
>>737942859What's a Holly? idgi
https://youtu.be/tX512QaX84g?si=oc55g0VXmVVe0Sev
>>737941894>fully grown adult menYes, this is me. I haven't played it yet, but I did just get a physical copy of it. I'm planning characters right now and I'll stream it later for a few friends who Im also putting in the game. I'm excited to see how things play out.
>>737941894if i was any good at drawing i'd buy itthe interactions are funny and i like the random chaos
>>737941965cool car buddy
What are some interesting characters you all put in your games? Like Hitler for example.
>>737957802Jerma's gf, probably added her as island lingo
>>737941894male loneliness epidemic
>>737941894Because I can marry my OC waifu in it and make babies with her.
I like how by tweaking the robot voice slightly you can make it sound somewhat like an accordion.
>>737960894I've had a sudden urge to make cleopatra today.
>>737942626Hey OP, you really want children to be exposed to this? Are you a groomer?
>>737952020>>737961475Soul.
>>737962010
>>737962010>>737962405God this makes me want to redo my island and just make a bunch of historical leaders now
>>737962010too brown.
>>737942902Imagine spending your free time watching these videos or giving a damn what these retards have to say.
>>737962557do it
>>737962724Correct.
I've got like 13 Miis now and Canary is starting to struggle and crash.
>>737942202i think you're supposed to grow up before having kids, have you tried maturing past 13?
>Fall into a love triangle against yourselfGod damn these eldritch beings
>>737941894is the switch 2 hackable yet
So what is this game exactly? Every youtube video is just people freaking out over a bunch of tired ass memes and the threads on here are just showing off miis that look like old memes. Is it a city builder game or like Animal Crossing? It seems like it's just that old Miitomo app Nintendo had a long ass time ago.
>>737966228You make some miis then see them do stuff, that's it.You can make them say anything, shape the island any way you want, and draw anything.
I have two married couples on my island, but I've been refraining from letting them have a baby because I hear it's just all one big cutscene, and you can't make the parents lives hell.I put actual effort into making sure it was crying 90% of the day. I used to make sure the mii baby was crying at 11:59 PM so the parents would have to stay up
>>737961475>wasting mii slots on souless coomer slopas tasteless as /v/ can get
>>737964168Slay the Princess?
She loves the scummiest most lonely men on my island
>>737968371pizzapants is already dating someone so there's more potential drama if she likes him, whereas carl has a crush on her already.Who should she go with?
>>737941894>fully grownYou have no evidence I won't hit a growth spurt in my 40's.
>>737942465Yet another reason why playing Catboy Jerma completely straight instead of making it a Bugleberry-style pisstake was a terrible idea.
Some of my relationships are falling apart when I'm not playing. Is this normal?
Swearing in Tomodachi Life was funnier when you had to mess with the words a bit so they could get past the filters.
>>737970097they really sold new horizons a second time huh? and you all bought it? grim
Is the whole point of this game doing shit like "Ha I made Charlie Kirk say Poop!"
>>737970345There's also making implications of Charlie Brown getting molested
>>737941894It's funny.
>>737969565Relationships develop and degrade on their own when you don't play.
why is it so shitty too? wtf is this? it's 2026
Clussy costume unlocked.
>>737971812I need the squidgames tracksuit.
Miitopia is still the best Dollhouse simulator
>>737942626>tendies already trying to normalize this shitHate to see itName a more groomed fanbase than them
>>737963732Nobody asked you
>give a mii an emote to do after every other sentence>think its pretty funny>give them more emotes to do>they now only do the most recent emote i give them and none of the other ones>give them another emote>now they're stuck doing that emote after every sentence is this bugged? whats the fucking point of letting you give more than one if they're just gonna only use the most recent one you give them
>>737972091Miitopia is too much of a Dragon Quest-like to count as a dollhouse simulator desu
>>737972637The random traits at the end are the only ones they can use together. Sucks because emotes and greetings would work way too well with having multiple on situations (wink greeting with adults/other gender. Emotes based on feelings in general)
>>737972091Miitopia is an actual game that you play, not an ant farm that you watch, they are different.
>>737971812kill jester
>>737973143I wish LTD was more of an ant farm, you literally have to drag every mii together for things to happen
>>737956256every time i see the golden age of the simpsons it sparks such an incredible joy within me. without doubt that show is one of humanities greatest creations.
>>737973304Just let it happen in a semi-organic way, I only ever drag miis if another mii is stuck and needs help, I draw the closest mii to help, I let miis who are interested in others go and approach them, ultimately if a mii has absolutely no friends they will eventually ask you to present someone to them.
>>737956256lmao
>>737973629It should be the only thing we pass on to whatever species replaces homo sapien in the far future
>>737972903>>737973143>dollhouse simulator>ant farmAllow me to add: "shitpost simulator"
>waifu falls in love with and confesses to self insert>that faggot says no>is it worth save scumming or should I just try again later?
I need to figure out 4 more refurbished generic battle dolls and a human that hates robots. I'm actually quite proud of my island of OC battle dolls. If I just made Miis based on other characters I'd be bored real fast. Making my own characters really got me invested in the game.
>>737974556Your self insert is a chad
>>737974556Doubt you can save scum it unless you've been doing manual backups.I'm emufaging it and have had the game crash twice when entering the palette house. After nearly shitting myself, I'd boot the game back up and discovered the game autosaved up to that point both times.
>>737974556>character i really like keeps trying to move in with my self insert>he says no every timewhat a fag
>>737974556>using random numbers to pick the decisions>first time she confesses, he rejects her>second time, random picks a more in-character option for her and he accepts
I gotta find out how to give him a better crown
>>737975417theres a prince outfit that comes with a crown
>>737975417You get a crown hat after placing many different objects on your island.
Should I put him in? Or is he too young?
>>737942106I only watch Blake's
>>737974556If she still has hope, then there's a chance.Happened to my self insert. He denied her (they weren't even friends yet), she still had hope and over the following days he liked her back, she confessed and it worked out.Felt nice to see happen.
cirno mii ith the cirno fump
My plan is to have the self-insert as the 35th Mii. I'll probably add human males to my island with the last 15 or so Miis.
>>737963330Skill issue, I'm at 35 miis and the game has yet to crash while fucking around on my island.
>>737977421Coward
>>737941894Op here. Sorry, wrong pic
>>737941894correction: i'm a grown adult man watching grown adult virtual shrine maidens play this game
>>737967160is it coomer if I marry the sexy coom animation character and and we have lots of babies together?
>>737977574There's a lore reason for the 35th Mii being the self-insert. I have some plans.
>>737977803Yeah, the plan is being a coward and being afraid to get cucked.
>>737942009Women don't play video games
>>737978190These are my children though.
>>737978820*hits pipe*
I'm trying to figure out other political women in the game. Specifically, semi-attractive female. Right now I only have AOC, Abigail Shapiro, and Melania. Plenty of dudes though. I just need at least 7 more women to make it more balanced. I might add the new Japanese lady and maybe the cute russian girl who was in the military or something.
I need some suggestions on characters I can make without using face paint. I'm getting lazy
>>737979263>I'm trying to figure out other political women in the game.**to put in the game
>>737979263Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy. Them getting into fights over JFK will be kino.
>>737979353Great suggestions. Adding them to the list.
>>737979353>>737979784Fuck, forgot about Anne Frank too. I need her and Hitler to interact.
>>737979270Anything that isn't too crazy can be made without facepaint.
Definitely adding a Jordan Peterson character who cries all the time.
Bump, anyone else playing right now?
>>737982552Yeah. I'm removing generics I made to fill out the resident list to 35 to get the island upgrade. I didn't know it costs $33 to remove miis but I guess I can eat it
>>737982552I played it a lot when it got leaked, nowadays I only play like 1 or 2 hours to get new clothes and maybe make a new mii.
>>737982781I hear the max amount of residents is 70. I barely have 20.
>>737983783Yeah, but 35 is the last time the island expands. I will hope I find the space for 70Although I just got to combine two sharehouses which freed up a lot of space. I completely forgot I had made some of my miis related to each other since they only figured out they were related when they moved in with each other
I want to add Femme Soule to my island as my 35th.But there are none on tomodachishare...It makes me sad
>>737983893I just got the game today and only have a couple of Miis. When you expand the island, do you get to decide the shape of the island?
My Island is a total sausage fest right now with only four girls on an island of 20 people. What are some girls I should add to it
>>737983898Well, get to it anon.>>737984054It just expands the space you can build in. It doesn't expand the island itself, you have to do that manually.
>>737984091I've been doing political/historical figures, like most people. But I've been thinking of adding some fictional females since I've been lacking women too. Like from animes or games. That or someone from Hollywood. Not too sure yet.
>>737952020Nice shirt with skin tones on it, fag.
>>737984135>It just expands the space you can build in. It doesn't expand the island itself, you have to do that manually.Gotcha, I'm assuming the floatation things move further out to show you where you can build. Just to clarify, when you say manual, I'll get to decide how to shape/customize it?
>>737984310Yeah, you basically just paint the ground and then put shit on top. It'll unlock soon enough.
>>737984350Awesome. I've got plans for it.
Despite this being a dollhouse simulator, I'm enjoying it. I think my Miis are going to be very happy on Little Saint James island.
>>737984091Are you gay or something? Just add waifus.
>>737984091Just make them all gay ez
>>737984091Think of your favorite genres and then your favorite girl in your favorite game of each genre.
How's emulation coming along?
>>737985245Have been emulating since it got leaked, I have like around 120 hours on it.It might just be my potato PC (RTX 3060 12GB + Ryzen 5 5500) but it gets slightly laggy when zooming around the island or spinning the camera around, but it is nothing unbearable, runs perfectly fine otherwise.
>>737985413Just Ryubing, yeah?Haven't emulated Switch stuff before but this seems like a good game to jump into
First time drawing hair would that be paint on top yes?
I will never understand the mindset of "being an adult means being bored, angry, depressed or horny and nothing else"
>>737985548Yep, canary.
>>737984135Best you're getting outta me, I'm ass at these.Imagining the sloppiest of kisses from that black void of a mouth with that black ink getting all over both of our mouths is giving me the weirdest boner right about now. Should I be concerned?
>>737985636You're an adult now. No fun. Work. Procreate. Provide. Die. How dare you try to have fun.
>>737985713shit i forgot to remove the pointy ears part i'm a dumbass, pretend those aren't there
I rather adults play this than look at pedophilic anime cartoons
>>737985713Why are you gay?
>>737952020sexy custom clothing is useless because its shaded different than skin and looks blatantly fake in bright/dark lighting
>>737987206she's a woman, anonher name is literally Femme Souleshe's like the least gay thing ever
Post dem islands
>>737988008How do you get that overhead view?
>Dagoth Ur watching the Nerevarine look for the Dwemer Puzzle Box
>>737988008I refuse to work on my island until I get the maximum size.
Any advantage to Big Eater vs Light Eater?
>>737988119Nevermind I found it in the island builderLooks like shit since you can't zoom in and it takes screenshots at 720pIt'll get worked on now that I have the max build size but as it is
>>737988434Big eater let’s you find the favorite food faster.
>>737953667You have a lot of control
>>737966760That’s diabolical kek, how do you make a baby cry anyway?
>>737975417Sovl
>>737988008The lazy fuckers on my island literally never walk across the lighthouse, I will divide the park in two to force them to walk across it, maybe put one or two benches in there.
>>737947602Other is just as bad as nonbinary. There is no other, there are only 2 genders.
>>737989127My robot and rock don't have benis or bagina
>>737988008
>>737988171You're pretty close anyway
>>737989529Yeah, I’m aware. Think I need 3 more miis. I kind of now how I want to set it up, hust need the space.
>>737941894why did they remove the concert hall? here's hoping they add it in an update along with switch 2 mouse support for that real ms paint feel
My Mii has gotten into three fights thus far. He's the only one who has gotten into more than one fight.Why is he like this? Is he stupid?
>>737973286kek that'd be a good use for that costume, I'm making her tomorrow
>>737989234The correct term would then be "none", not "other".
>>737990484>There's only two options>What about when there's a third option>Then there's a third optionI dunno man this is just petty semanticsAlthough I wouldn't use nonbinary since it's a gay term
There's an RPG Dungeon?How do I unlock it?
>>737991317It's a dream
I keep putting off getting this. Resistance is hard, but I have too much to play.
>>737972316Your daughters didn't ask for a disappointment like you taking care of them so, take it as you will.
>>737985636>having fun means... playing tendie games made for children
>>737993384Who are you trying to impress?
>>737993645MY MOM WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>737962745I don't need to, I post on 4chan!https://youtu.be/6DC9xez5pxU
>>737988008mine is not that special, maybe need to improve more when getting maximum size
>>737942106The simsniggers are suffering from a content drought. Tomodachi is really the closest thing even though it's not similar at all.
01./01. [NSW] Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream <ETC> (Nintendo) {2026.04.16} (¥6.480) - 178.533 / 743.938 (-68%)No wonder the snoynigger is always trying to shit up tomodachi threads, haha. Between this and the PS DRM, it must be on suicide watch
Here we go.
>>737995239Well /v/. What is it?
>>737995263A squid.
>>737941960Visual novels with muscular lesbians and cuckoldry everywhere you look.
For those who have fully expanded their island's borders, how do you plan on designing your island? Are you designing with 35+ houses (or roughly around that many) in mind?I'm trying to make a new island design now that I have 35 Miis and I'm coming up with absolutely nothing.
>>737995360Close enough.
Don't give that to a child you dumb AI.
Holy fuck she looks adorable
>>737995832Does the eye blink?
>Him is a CRT-fag.
>>737942397Diddy Kong Racing, Zelda, Mother
>>737998713Diddy Ah Kong
Classic.
>>737988171Mr. Dubois!The plankton is also fucking insane. I need to actually make some cool miis like that.
>Make a guy whose head is in the middle of exploding>
>>737941894my 13 year old daughter loves it
Failed males. imagine walking in on your son playing this
>>737999719Whatever you say, snoynigger
>>737999719We must be better men.
>>737942626It's ok when shittendo does it btw
>the "hair colour" option in the face paint doesn't actually match the hair outside of the mii editor's lightingaaaaaaaaAAAAA
>>738000731It's ok because you can create all sorts of non-human shit
>>738000915>add a cute light blush to the face>it looks white outside the editor
>>738001128>Add a blush with the soft brush>It doesn't render the transparency correctly ingame
>>738000731It’s literally ok is just 1 tiny bit of text and the game has no filter at all any other company would force you to make a non binary character and give you a 30 minute cutscene on why diversity is our strength, im sure on playstation your characters wouldn’t even be able to say ass
Don’t forget to get your tomodachi life tetris 99 theme this weekend by getting 100 points
>>738004178is this something you get in tomodachi life or in tetris?
>>737942626The original anon got banned two days ago for posting this lol
The madlibs dialogue really does a great job exposing how unfunny /v/ is.
I really wish I could drawI really wish I knew someone who could draw
>>738004592In Tetris
Alright, Hitler has achieved lift-off.What now?
>>738007246Confirmed DM fanatic.
>>738007398So I guess this is what you get from a journey in outer space.Perfect gift for Scully.
>>737941894Why do you waste time watching and thinking about adult men faggot?
Any point in gold bars, rubies, rings, etc. or should I just sell them?
>>738008061What kind of faggy anti-american currency is that?!
>>738008173It's called Yen, used in Cambodia.
>>738008061Could give them to a mii, but otherwise no for most treasure’s you can sell them
>>738008061I added Phos from Houseki no Kuni and gave all my gems to him
>>738008269The fuck kind of Tomodachi Island name is Cambodia
Butters and Mulan are hitting it off
>>738008580Why is Mulan in a steampunk outfit?
>>738008674I just took her from my system, I haven't bothered to make an accurate outfit for her yet
>>737942626Someone explain why I should be murderously angry over this.
>>737952020Isn't all media woke then because there are pronouns in every single thing?
>>737984091Bridget
>>737999318My friend got me to look at my cards from years back to see if I had anything worthwhile. I got five 1st edition Blue Eyes. Not graded, but kept in good condition. Saw them selling for about $900.
>>737984091Do it.
https://youtu.be/l0u7g9oiZJ4?si=cZLHNOgks94sbq9G
I think I need more cutefuns. I only have two and one of them is a legal age machine.
Does this Baby Billy mii look good?
>>738013761why is he australian
>>738013801Sorry cunt
