Luke... did I ever tell you?
>>737942865That I have a fucking massive jaw that dwarfs lookmaxxers?jfc.
Why have Star Wars fans been 110% content with this guy repackaging all their lore and then repackaging it with an inferior coat of paint for over 20 years now?
>>737942865a cane? a fucking CANE??
>Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Your 14 year old virgin padawan, sir.
>>737943013literally used by her in one episode for a few seconds
>>737943615GIVE HER LIGHTSABERSSHE HAS 2 OF DEMANYTHING BUT A LIGHTSABER
>>737943172still makes me laugh
Ahsoka Tano? old and bustedDevon Izara? new hotness
Which way, padawan?
>>737942989Caus Disney threw all the lore into a trashcan and he's the only one bothering to sneak some stuff back into canon
>>737943932what did she do to them?
>>737943470>virginnot for long
>>737943172It's always the "And she was a good friend." part that cracks me up.
>>737942865>>737942981
“George was very insistent on a lot of little details with Ahsoka. There were certain things he wanted to make sure we got across visually. I used to draw her with a long pleated skirt. George shortened that up and we put leggings on her. I had her in more of a frock kind of thing; he gave her the tube top.” – Dave Filoni“Originally she wasn’t going to be as young as she ended up being, so the first maquettes have fairly mature cheek bones. But George said she looked too much like a classic UFO alien.” – Darren Marshall
What did Furloni mean by this?
>>737942989in his case it was a slowly boiling frogs alive situation, by the time it was getting really bad all the young fans had become people who all grew up with the cartoon slop
>>737945112Sexual harassment sexual harassment .
>>737943470That's why they gave her to Anakin. He already had a waifu. They did not want another Luminara/Barriss incident.
>>737943976The orange alien girl.The jew girl is already taken by an alternate version of literally me.
>>737945301Makes sense
>>737943932But that woman is fully clothed
>>737942989"Fans" in this case just being a subset of prequel fags, and even they're tapping out with how badly every production related to him is doing.
>>737942989I usually see the opposite, when people seethe because he didn't just make the Phantom Menace over and over for his whole career. I have criticisms of Filoni, but if the alternative to a show from him in the sequel trilogy, he's the better choice.
>>737942865ugly nepo bitch
Fortnite is a videogame, we should go with smash bros logic and put in a star wars girl from a videogame
>>737942865
>>737945112And they ended up being friends as if nothing had happened.
>>737945112When females casually grope other females, it doesn't feel like sexual harassment as much as it does teasing
>>737946535Thats just standard Filoniwriting. Darth Maul recently had a crying fit while he crawled inside a sewer and imagined his child self. Its all dogshit made for kids.
>>737942865literally built for damsel in distress
>>737946652Wow you are such a cool serious adult big boy, you would go out there and kill everyone like a manly man.
>>737946535Filoniwriting.Bo-Katan was a criminal.
>>737942989Filoni is the one big shot left at Lucasfilm that cares about the old lore and still somewhat gets what Lucas's vision was, for better or worse.
>>737942865this is good for sfm porn as this is the first official high poly model of her
>>737947910>Filoni>cares about the old lorelollmao
>>737947953uncropped?
>cropped porn
>>737947910Filoni created his own OC who was never once alluded to in the 10 years of prequel media prior to her existing. Saying he cares about the lore or continuity of SW is like saying /v/ cares about gaming instead of posting social media, idpol and porn nonsense.
>>737948024Airress' model is as good as the official.
>>737943932she is legitimately possibly the ugliest twilek they've ever made
>>737948236George Lucas created Ahsoka.>10 years of prequel mediaNothing except the films and The Clone Wars was canon.
>>737943932She drained them of semen!?
>>737948329>Am I a joke to you?
>>737948212That's not allowed
>>737942865>>737944985>>737945057She looks like Al Capone
>>737943932>>737948329Dwarf, lekkulet, 5head, face of a 40 year old, body of a boy, fully clothed. YIKES.
>>737946652
>>737948236>>737948379>And she's got the most incredible body too and a pair of titties that make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk. ASS LIKE A TEN YEAR OLD BOY!
>>737948571I can't tell if this was intentional or someone at HR saw the initial proposed design and went around the office screeching "ALIEN TITTIES, ALIEN TITTIES" like Sam Maggs did for Rivet.
>>737942989Lucas purists.
>>737942989
>>737948379>Nothing except the films and The Clone Wars was canon.This.That's why "g-canon" was a thing, George could "retcon" EU stuff at any given moment. Lucas once saw Darth Talon, liked her design and wanted her to be Maul's associate, even though Talon was from EU stories over a century after Maul's era.
>>737944873My son likes watching Star Wars, and, whenever him and I are watching Clone Wars episodes, my wife and I always crack jokes about Ahsoka being "a good friend."
>>737949081>I can't tell if this was intentionalIt was. Disney has a ban on sexy characters. They even uglify the existing ones.
>>737943932She won't be hot unless they go all-in on making her look like Darth Talon once she inevitably turns.
>>737949398Does her butthole taste like cherries?
>>737949569no no anon. the race that have been selectively bred to be sex slaves with even twilek jedi falling into that aren't gonna dress skimpy
>>737949589Burning hot space farts
>>737943976Padme and her porthole
>>737949427Barriss aged like milk, even worse than Kenobi. ANH Obi-Wan was 57 and looked ancient, she was anywhere from early 30s to very early 40s here, probably late 30s.
>>737942989I haven't, I stopped watching at some point. I think the last Star Wars thing I watched was the anime Visions stuff, but only because it was anime. Before that, I think it was the Han Solo movie that showed me this franchise was doomed.
>>737944584Released her stink glands
>>737943976both at the same time
>>737949897>>737943976>Luke, did I ever tell you about the slutty teenage padawan with the perky tits and tight ass who used to run around with us in a miniskirt? She was a good friend.
>>737948518>imageI haven't laughed in years, thanks anon
>>737942989I don't think anyone that actually gave a shit about the EU actually cares.People that like Filonislop are either prequel fags that grew up with his (inferior) animated show or fans that like anything Star Wars
Release the Amidala files.
>>737949398>George could "retcon" EU stuff at any given moment.But he cannot stop himself from taking stuff from EU, from Coruscant to Korriban.
>>737949402Sounds fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkTibALwfNg
>>737950102It's kinda hilarious that at any point George could've better curated the EU, but only started doing that (and badly) after the Disney sale.
>>737942865video games
>>737943172>>737950158
>>737950270Fortnite™ is a videogame, thoughlbeit.
Anakin probably fucked Ahsoka thousands of times, desu. Padme was hardly around due to her political position, and he was a virile young man. so it's only natural that he emptied his balls in his apprentice, who was all too happy to please her master.
>>737949231both are compatible you know
>>737950270I think Matt Lanter's voice is about as deep as Christensen's.>>737950481They really aren't.
>>737950431Unfortunately.
>>737949427>lost her tits, eyelashes, curvy figure
>>737950441
>>737950242>It's kinda hilarious that at any point George could've better curated the EU,Except he couldn't.As curator/editor he was as bad as Disney. Just much more talented film-maker.>>737950481Nope.Brainchips are literal plot-device to explain kids (target audience of TCW) why so likeable clones turned on jedi without touching such themes as conflicting morales and loyalty, jedi competence, variety of cultures etc.
>>737949427d-did the dark side cause her to chop her tits off or something? where did they go?
>>737942989>Star Wars fansAll 10 of them.
>>737950481The professionalism and unwavering loyalty to the Republic is infinitely more interesting than saying the clones were all misunderstood victims who sound like Numbah 4 from KND.
>>737948379george seems like a stand up bloke
>>737950441Anakin had his sexual awakening with Padme and spent the rest of his life suffering from terminal oneitisI doubt he can get a boner from anything that isn't Amidala-shaped.>>737950670>As curator/editor he was as bad as DisneyI said that already
>>737950686The dark side of the force distorts everything beautiful.
Once they sold me emperor zerg it was over. They literally couldnt offer me a character id want to spend v-bucks on after this fucker.
>>737950763I don't think there has ever been single complaint about him as a person. It's usually mostly how bad he is at directing actors.
>>737950431*ahem*CANONICALLY, it should have been this outfit.
>>737950895I'm saving this gif for when a mod deletes a whole bunch of posts in a thread
filoni won
>>737948379As far as I'm concerned there was only one Clone Wars series and she wasn't in it
>>737942865Why doesn't Swtor have their origin stories start you as a youngling padawan or acolyte, missed opportunity
>>737948571I have no interest in watching this show. Bad batch and all the other animated stuff they've done has been so extremely boring. The only thing that was kind of neat was the cad bane backstory
>>737951103No one cares what your concerns are, nigga.
>>737951009>her pre S2 outfit showed midriff but lacked the boob windowIf I were a smart guy I would've combined the two. A midriff revealing outfit, curvier Ahsoka and a boob window.
>>737942865lemme guess, Anakin was her first (out of the 100 she did it the first time too)
>>737951167This show is not bad, definitely better than Bad Batch, Rebels and all that Tales shit. But the twi'lek girl is really badly designed. Her plainness and ugliness just insist upon themselves.
>>737949276This should be the other way around.
>>737951221It is only proper that she let her master pop her cherry.
>>737951420jedi procreate through child molestation
>>737951257Her All State guy mentor is the worst character in the show. Takes zero accountability for ruining the lives of an entire family.
>>737951009Too young.Mortis revamp design is peak Ahsoka.
>>737950670>As curator/editor he was as bad as Disney. Just much more talented film-makerProbably because in his mind, the 6 films he worked on are the “true” story, and everything else is subservient to that. He’s outright said that he doesn’t care what EU material is canon or non-canon as long as it doesn’t mess with the events of the movies. The only time he ever outright expressed dissatisfaction with EU material was with the concept of Mara Jade (since he felt Luke should stay celibate) and KOTOR 2 (because he felt Avellone’s moral ambiguity undermined the good versus evil narrative that the story is supposed to be). And the Holiday Special of course, but a big part of his hatred for that is that he was forced to make it when he didn’t want to.
>>737951491I remember George being pissed at The Vong blowing up Chewbacca.
>>737951257The fights in theses shows are always the sameThey ineffectively strike at each other's lightsabers until one character remembers he can use the Force, then he either wins or uses it to escape.Sometimes they escalate the ineffective lightsabering by having one character pick a second lightsaber and striking ineffectively even harder.
>>737951491He also really disliked Space Bug Bunny for some reason
>>737951594>complains that duelists are duelinglmao
>>737951257>all that Tales shitTales of the Jedi (Dooku) was good though.
>>737951570I guess that fits into “messing with the movies”. He had issues with things happening to characters he himself created that he didn’t intend. Which is understandable from an authorial perspective.You can really tell that he hated the Disney Sequels, but is too polite to make anything more than subtle jabs at them.
>>737942865Really glad they gave her a proper Ahsoka skin because the only one for a while was the live action version. Also, still no lightsaber pickaxes?
>>737951746They're not duelists though, they're active combatants in a war.It's fine for the duel in The Princess Bride to be full of flynning and unnecessary flourishes because these are two swordmasters enjoying themselves.This isn't the case with Clone Wars. These are people trying to kill or at least disable each other and yet all of their fights lacks any grit, weight or impact.It's just visual noise.
>>737947953>>737949897Catbox would be a nice option, just you know :^)
>>737951067>filoni won>Mandalorian domestic openning expectations are twice lower than Rogue One
>>737951818>he himself created>he createdYeah about that.
>>737951836I don't even play Fortnite and never will, but I support this on principle as a fuck you to the shitty Rosario Dawson live-action version they try to push everywhere as a "definitive" Ahsoka.>Also, still no lightsaber pickaxes?Apparently Disney doesn't let them, so they have to come up with a bunch of silly objects as a substitute.
>>737951818>You can really tell that he hated the Disney Sequels, but is too polite to make anything more than subtle jabs at them.You do realise he is a shareholder?
>Lucasfilm gets comlaints about Ahsoka's outfit being too revealing>her new outfit is just as revealing
>>737952257Lucas must love Disney Wars then because if there's one thing Iger did was make moneyIrreparably damage the brand sure, but crazy amounts of money
>>737952071Not many people know this but Marcia Lucas used genAI in 1977 to make Star Wars in the editing room
>>737951491>The only time he ever outright expressed dissatisfaction with EU material was with the concept of Mara Jade (since he felt Luke should stay celibate)His issue with Mara was actually that he thought the model they used for her original appearance in the card game was way too sexy. He said something like "She looks like she should be on the cover of Vogue!"Since Luke is his proxy he was probably offended that his wife mogged his own second wife.He also never said anything about Kotor 2
>here is your Battlefront 3 bro
>>737948086>>737948236Filoni cares the most relative to everyone else. Abrams only superficially cared about the numbered movies, Kathleen cared about her career goals and Rian straight up disdains what this series is, and all of them barely paid attention to their own movies.Lucas had very poor planning for the story as far back as the sister bullshit, Filoni doing his crap is more or less a continuation of that.
>>737952586>He also never said anything about Kotor 2He most likely never played or read about it.But I assume his protestant fundamentalism wouldn't recieve Kreia well.
>>737952845>Filoni doing his crap is more or less a continuation of that.Mostly because Filoni is creative bankrupt.He literally cannot invent something on his own or write coherent arc (see Ahsoka live action series)
>>737952951Wanky callbacks have been a thing in SW since the opening of RotJ
>>737952071It's funny how much hollywood hated george lucas from the start
>>737953017Lucas at his worst is still better than Filoni at his average (the man doesn't really have highs or lows)
>>737952071>the editors did editing like they were hired to doLucas was also an editor on all his films btw. Being an editor doesn’t make you an author.
>>737953089They hated him because he beat them at their own game while being a completely independent filmmaker. I’m convinced at least some of the initial Prequel hate was a smear campaign by Hollywood to discredit him, especially since you consider that the OT had mixed reviews from critics upon release too.
>>737946090This sums up my feelings on Filoni quite well. He is far, far away from the worst writer/director that Disney has used. And I liked the stuff he made working under Lucas.
>>737948379George knew what pozzedwood has seemingly forgotten, and it's that sex fucking sells.
>>737953260Don't deny how OT oldfags hated it from the start.But I do guess the media weaponized the hate against him.
>>737953260>I’m convinced at least some of the initial Prequel hate was a smear campaign by Hollywood to discredit himAre you retarded? Star Wars had already become a hugely profitable franchise by that point.Hasbro, Sony, Fox, everyone made money when Star Wars was out.
>>737950917only the fans say this. the actors seem to think George knew what he was doing
>>737942865and she was a good friend (with benefits)
>>737953682>the actors seem to think George knew what he was doingNo they don't. Quite the opposite in fact.https://youtube.com/shorts/mq0szHX0oII?si=aQYYeH4VLhOZ5K2U
>>737953260>while being a completely independent filmmaker.>Hammil, Fisher, Ford had to force him hire someone to fix his writting for ANH
>>737954052>actors force the creator-writer-director to do anythinglaughable fanfiction
>>737954052>>737954272Lucas always said he was more of a visual storyteller than a dialogue man, which explains THX 1138’s minimalist approach. It’s also why the dialogue is generally the weakest part of all the films, but the cinematography and audiovisual storytelling is top-tier (though I will say that the dialogue must be doing something right considering that people can quote the scripts of the 6 films almost verbatim).
>>737954581He didn't write the script for V and VI and I - III are only quotable because of how bad they are.People can quote The Room from beginning to end too
>>737954740A lot of enjoyment for Prequel dialogue is unironic nowadays. It seemed to have started as ironic enjoyment during the 2000s, but by now, it’s unironic. Nowadays, only “I don’t like sand” still gets genuinely ragged on (it’s definitely the weakest non-Disney line, and probably needed a second pass to clarify its actual meaning).Plus, all the films have cheesy lines — even the OT. The cheesiness is the point.
>>737942989Those aren't star wars fans.
>>737949231I don't know the lore, which one is the retcon?
>>737955212left
>>737949231>Reddit Man slop to defend the uncharacteristic betrayal of the clonetroopers.At least we know the people defending garbage EU books.
>>737954740Lucas wrote most of V and VI. When Leigh Brackett (who was already working from a story by Lucas) died Lucas had to write the script himself and Kasdan was brough in last minute. V is the film with least Lucas involvement, in other words it's like 95% Lucas vision as opposed to 100% for all the others. There is literally nothing in the six films that Lucas did not want
>>737949735>no lady brapsLAME
okay but seriously, what was Yoda and Obi Wan thinking giving Anakin a padawan to train? that motherfucker likes just going in killing niggas left and right, they should have let Obi Wan train her and have Anakin get promoted
>>737955046>A lot of enjoyment for Prequel dialogue is unironic nowadaysYeah, it just goes to show the power of repetition and nostalgia.People used to repeat "traps aren't gay" a lot on the internet as a joke. Then coincidentally an entire generation of faggots followed.It's just normalization of crap.>Plus, all the films have cheesy lines — even the OTAnd? The cheesy lines on the OT work and are delivered a lot better. And even if they weren't, them existing doesn't make the bad lines in PT work.These aren't and have never been good films.
>>737955212right
>>737955339They weren't thinking. It was war and they had to just do things faster and more unorthodox.
>>737954272Everyone on that project thought the script was bad. Those 3 regularly just made up their own dialogue because the scene-as-written sucked. Carrie moved to a career of fixing other people's dialogue later because she had so much experience with it on Star Wars.
>>737954581>Lucas always said he was more of a visual storyteller than a dialogue man>insist on everyone sticking to his writting because he is the corporate boss anyway>doesn't work with actors on how to perform, what emotions they need to convey>, but the cinematography and audiovisual storytelling is top-tier>yolu see Anakin also blows up space station, so it rhymesAlso picrelatedAlso2, even on release PT visuals were outdated
>>737955238>>737955414come on
>>737955269>uncharacteristic betrayal of the clonetroopers.>betrayal
>>737955339They said in the movie:>To let go of his pupil, a greater challenge it will be. Master this, Skywalker must.
>>737955552>He's already lost
>>737955490left>When the 501st was finally rotated out of Felucia, Aayla Secura made a point of seeing us off personally, calling us the bravest soldiers she had ever seen. It's a good thing we were wearing helmets, because none of us could bear to look her in the eye.
>>737955281>died Lucas had to write the script himself and Kasdan was brough in last minuteNope, Kasdan was paid to rewrite the entire Lucas script, Leigh had written the original draft.>other words it's like 95% Lucas vision as opposed to 100% for all the others.There's absolutely no way for you have reached these numbers logically.>There is literally nothing in the six films that Lucas did not wantThere's a lot things he didn't want that he didn't get though.
>>737955454and that' young man's name? albert einstein. and the whole bus clapped
>>737955490rightLucas said clones were programmed and didn't have any agency. They were all a bunch of sleeping agents and got their programming activated with a code word received from Darth Sidious. Which is why the Jedi were never able to sense it, why it was never leaked, and why every single clone obeyed instantaneously often in the middle of the battle, replying with the preprogrammed "It will be done, my lord". A bunch of tie-in fanfiction written by other people couldn't decide on what it was and each had its own interpretation. One of them being that shovelware Battlefront 2 game, where the clones knew about Order 66 all along from the start, which obviously not only conflicts with what Lucas showed and stated, but is also nonsensical in and of itself. Therefore it is a retcon by definition. Although it was never canon to begin with.
>>737948269Unfortunately the lack of animated R34 is disturbing
>>737955339>Maybe he's just frustrated? Lord knows he will never let go of padme and he swapped jerking off for killing fuckers>give him one of the low end padawans and see if he calms down, surely he has to mellow out with some alien tail right?
>>737955836Redmoa is the goat. Can't wait for his next masterpiece.
>>737955908All of the jedi problems will always be traced back to one fuckin and frustrated feminist catwoman who named herself grand master after the thought bomb incident
>>737942865WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT ASHOKA, HANK'S WIFE WAS UPLOADED IN THE MOST RECENT PATCH
>>737955968I want ani or a certain someone who loves to do 2min long DoA anims by the name of mokujin doing her
>>737955815Then the retcon is much better imo, more interesting and far more fitting for the type of people the clones were
>>737943013She needs it to walk after all of that being a good friend she was doing
>>737955339The simplest, easiest, most believable fix to Ahsoka's inclusion and changes absolutely nothing about her dynamic with Anakin is this: just make her Obi-Wan's new padawan. Thats it. You can still keep her sibling dynamic, still have her question his choices and decisions but now you don't fuck with ROTS.
>>737955584Jedi tried to overthrow the government of the Republic. Grand Army of the REPUBLIC never swore allegeance to the jedi order.
>>737955482Using CGI doesn’t prove anything about cinematography and visual direction. He also had a co-writer for AOTC.
>>737956105Except it makes no sense if they were all just really well trained and knew they were going to betray the Jedi doesn't make sense since there's zero chance one clone wouldn't break ranks and inform the Jedi.It's totally out of Sidous's character who would leave nothing to chance.
>>737956228Any jedi narrativelly tied to Anakin-ObiWan-Yoda and surviving Order 66 undermines either itself or Luke.
>>737956281>'leader' held onto his position past what the constitution allowed >He was also conspiring with the leader of the separatists. The Jedi did nothing wrong there.
>>737956281based and senate pilled
>>737956380>Using CGI doesn’t prove anything about cinematography and visual direction.Using bad CGI does.>He also had a co-writer for AOTC.Yeah but durring AOTC production he was head of the whole Star Wars Franchise, so obviously he was hiring yes-men who would never argue his writting and decisions.
>>737955046"I don't like sand" is perfectly fine within the film IMO, it's silly im isolation but in the film it's said as a direct response to Padme telling him how she loved the feeling of sand on her bare feet when she used to go to the beach.
>>737953647Disney obviously wanted to own his shit, and it would be far easier to do if they convinced him to sell it. Coincidentally, he ended up selling it when he lost the will to continue making it after fans kept shitting on him at every turn. Funny how that turned out.
>>737956383>who would leave nothing to chance.He was really hoping "hinting that I'm a Sith Lord with Force Healing that can save his wife" would be enough to carry Anakin right over to the Dark Side forever. Especially because he then makes the stupid mistake of telling him outright he doesn't know shit about what he was promising.
>>737956383If we just go by the movies and nothing else, it’s very obvious that the clones function as sleeper agents. As a kid watching RoTS for the first time, I picked up on that immediately. It’s obvious the Kaminoians designed them with a set of MK-Ultra protocols.
>>737949081What the actual fuck was Sam's problem?
>>737956487I love Sheev so much. I love a villain that just loves being a villainous cunt for fun.
>>737955046>it’s definitely the weakest non-Disney line"To be angry is to be human", said in response to learning your husband has just killed dozens in a fit of blind rage
>>737956553Correct, but the problem is that it’s poorly worded to the point that the actual meaning is lost, since what he says basically amounts to “sand is annoying, but you’re hot”, which comes off as a really awkward attempt at a flirty line when you don’t consider the context of Anakin being a slave on a desert planet. I’ll defend Lucas writing in a lot of places, but I think with that one line, he was too subtle with the meaning, which lead to people misinterpreting it and the line sounding silly as a result.
>>737956586>Ignoring how Palp spent years grooming Anikan and helping to drive a wedge between him and the Jedi to make his more susceptible to the dark side.Also his plan worked given Anikan, Disarmed, Mace Windu and saved Sidousl
>>737956228No, it was absolutely essential for her to be HIS Padawan, and not just some random friend. It was specifically part of the lesson Yoda was trying impart on him. It also doesn't fuck with ROTS in any way. Nothing needs fixing. The only prerequisite for having a Padawan is being a Jedi Knight, which Anakin was. ROTS never stated that Anakin did not have a Padawan during the war. It was not mentioned, but it was never denied either. Qui-Gon's existence is funkier than Ahsoka's, because it was explicitly stated that Yoda was Obi-Wan's master, and not some guy played by Liam Neeson no one had ever mentioned in the original films. I'd argue the retcons in the original trilogy are much more severe than any of this and confuse things to a much greater degree. And she wasn't even his Padawan any more by the time of ROTS. It's not 2008, the show has been over for nearly a decade at this point. You know she left the Order, right?
>>737956383>wouldn't break ranks and inform the Jedi.About what? About special orders? Jedi fucking knew about them (all 150 special orders of contingency plans for emergency scenarios ).That's the beauty of pre-chip story. Dagger aimed at the Jedi Order was hidden in the plain sight (just like Sidious itself) and the whole plot was to make sure Jedi will orchestrate their own destruction by jumping into the clone wars.
>>737942989The legends fans all packed up ship during his years on clone wars. The fans we have now never actually got into EU legends lore (much less the games from then) their perception of old star wars culture is from YouTube lore videos and being told that old star wars lore was good and fragmented memories of watching the prequels during childhood
>>737955708>Kasdan was paid to rewrite the entire Lucas script, Leigh had written the original draftthat's what I said. He did the final polish on Lucas's script which he wrote based on Brackett's script which was based on Lucas's story. Empire is a Lucas movie and doesn't stand out as having a different voice from the others except for a few camera shots that break away from Lucas's style. People putting Empire on a pedestal as some own against Lucas in their ingorance are actually praising Lucas's vision and ideas
>>737956474>>'leader' held onto his position past what the constitution allowedBy Senate approval>>He was also conspiring with the leader of the separatists.Too bad none knew it.>The Jedi did nothing wrong there.They did several times:1) Letting themselves to become Republic's enforcers2) Relying on clones.
>>737950375>>737943172Was Ahsoka race a futanari?
>>737956825>(all 150 special orders of contingency plans for emergency scenarios ).>Karen Traviss shitThere is no beauty in any of her retarded, contradictory, anti-Star Wars schizo nonsense.
>>737956553>"I don't like sand" is perfectly fine within the film IMOActor simply doesn't carry out enough charisma and greavity to make it line actually work.
>>737956915So this is the face of the anti-chip movement.
>>737956785>ignoring how admitting directly to not knowing how to do what was promised to a man with anger issues and in emotional turmoil might make him flip his shit and try to kill you on the spotAlso the entire thing with Naboo might have got him what he wanted but at no point in the film does he act like any of it is going to plan
>>737951420>>737954026>>737951061>>737950441>>737948236Luke potential wife?
>>737956915>anti-Star Wars schizo nonsense.As opposed to pro-Star Wars man-made horrors?
>>737956875>By Senate ApprovalThey didn't amend the constitution so it was illegal. >Too bad none knew it.>It's okay to commit treason if you successfully cover it up.Lucas is on the ball with predicting what's been happening in real life again.
>>737957048>man with anger issues>killing the only father-figure he have
>>737956876No, she's a Togruta.
>>737955482Phantom Menace was so far ahead of it's time. What other film from the previous millennium looks like it? nothing, if it was released today I could believe it's a new movie. but even then it's actually carried by the art direction which I believe is still the best of the entire series
>>737957048>Expecting Palps to act like your stereotypical 'everything is going according to plan' monologuing villain>Thinking Anikan would just allow the only father figure in his life to die
>>737956772Hayden's delivery of some lines in the prequels is also just awful. Its the difference between choosing a charismatic actor to say something really stupid and a complete autist on /v/. Like this line might sound "ok" if said by someone with an ounce of talent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPzUXlgBJrU
>>737957084Luke already had the perfect wife
>>737956674Considering those dozens were a tribe of barbaric savages who tortured and killed his mother, I’d say the sympathy is justified. It’s not like he killed innocent people.
>>737957097>They didn't amend the constitutionThey gave him dictatorship to deal with crysis. Just like Roman Republic did.>>Too bad none knew it.>>It's okay to commit treason if you successfully cover it up.Pretty much yeah. If you want to succeed.
>>737942865Orange Buttcheeks
play her game
>>737957235So the Jedi were right, glad you admit that.
>>737957181Long lekku and montral sex
>>737957185>Phantom Menace was so far ahead of it's time.May be.But times changed two years later
>>737956915>all that shitho boy what a retarded foidfirst of allyes, some human lives ARE worth less than others and it IS okay to end them. thats reality, not the cushy fake illusion 'we're all equal' bullshit nonsense of californialandsecondlytrying to refer to something as nazi is a pathetic cop outthirdlyhow fucking pathetic is it that a WRITER for STAR WARS is ignorant of the single greatest fact of the jedi: that theyre guided by the will of the force which is not in any way beholden to our human concepts of morality?the whole point of the jedi being described as pseudo-religious is because they have faith in the force and that as long as they follow the force's will, things will work out for the better in the endpeople who stan jedi (at least the ones who understand the jedi) are doing it because they approve of that faith. plus they usually at least subconsciously recognize the myth of 'equality' as just that: a myth
>>737957231>the whole tribe is responsible>the whole species is responsibleIf you only real argument is "they're tuskens so they had it coming" you don't have an argument at all.
>>737957276>So the Jedi were rightThey weren't Otherwise they wouldn't fail to Sidious.
>>737957094Yeah, you hate Star Wars. We get it. What's the point of interacting and posting in the threads about something you hate so vehemently? Btw, the bitch you shill also ruined Halo and Gears of War with her unrelenting faggotry.
>>737957231Yeah nobody considers Tuskens to be on the same level of sapients even if they can form societies, build huts, use guns and other forms of technology. They terrorize everyone on Tattooine regardless of provocation or incentive. I think what shocks Padme more is Anakin killing in outright anger.
>>737957212IMO, it works because Anakin himself is a sperg. He’s basically a chud who just so happens to be handsome. Anakin isn’t meant to be charismatic, which is why I don’t like how he sounds in Filoni Wars and prefer how he sounds in Gennedy Wars and the RoTS game.
>>737957356You can be right and still fail.This is why evil is triumphing in the world right now.
>>737957334>that theyre guided by the will of the force which is not in any way beholden to our human concepts of morality?>not in any way beholden to our human concepts of moralitySeems like a lame excuse to cover up George's incoherent writting about the Force.>the whole point of the jedi being described as pseudo-religious is because they have faith in the force and that as long as they follow the force's will, things will work out for the better in the endGeee I wonder who might have a word or two about it....Oh right a fucking Chosen One who also tried to listen to the Force.Seems like an old hag scored another point from malevolent deity.
>>737957334>they follow the force's willEven without the EU expanding on it the whole point of the prequels is that they're not truly following the will of the Force. The Jedi Order allowing itself to get swept into the Clone Wars as its Generals is a failing and a sign they've allowed themselves to become beholden to Republic politics and their role as peacekeepers over whatever the Force wants from them
>>737957097>They didn't amend the constitution so it was illegalThe Jedi agreed at the time though. Why is it that one general's death means the war is over?
>>737948571>>737949398I am down for Talon or Gean gamees
Everyone loves shitting on Lucas, but he accurately predicted what the fall of democracy looks like how who we're living through it right now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TSqjRgh2ZY
>>737957430>You can be right and still fail.Then you never actually cared about what's right.
>>737957341Most people wouldn’t blame someone for avenging a murdered loved one. He took it a bit too far, but you can understand why he snapped, hence Padme’s reaction. Also, notice how she DOESN’T defend him killing the younglings in RoTS, because they’re genuinely innocent kids who did nothing to him.
>>737957334Traviss is notoriously retarded, she hates Star Wars, she on record said she did not watch or read any of it, and she only got to write it because she could push her retarded "proud warrior race" fetish. She also said she's glad all the Jedi were killed, and she would kill them all except for her creations, and she things they are just a bunch of spoon bending hippies who waste tax money. It's actually crazy that a person like that was hired to write for Star Wars. It's even crazier that there are morons defending her in the current year. Fucking tourists who watched YouTube lore videos or read Wookieepedia articles, for sure. I remember when that bitch got assblasted about Lucas shitting on her Mando lore and she left Star Wars, everyone on the Jedi Council boards and Star Wars forums celebrated. She did the same with Halo and Gears of War, where she shat all over the setting to push her views.
>>737957620I bet you think justice is the only right in the world too.
>>737946836Hope Filoni reads this bro :)
>>737957508actually it was written that way from the very beginning, for a good reason>>737957539the irony is that they are following it, while thinking that theyve strayedthe force absolutely dropped the jedi like a hot rock to set the stage anakin to fall and become vader, so he would be positioned later to destroy sidious and himself at the same time, ending the rule of twokeep in mind that anything disney made is not canon and i will listen to no argument that claims that it is, so 'somehow palpatine returned' is not real
>>737957647She was based, it's that simple.
>>737957587>but he accurately predicted what the fall of democracy looks like how who we're living through it right now.>predictedLook I know american education system is a joke, but I am pretty damn sure they still teach history of the fucking Rome somewhere.
>>737957647its almost like females are incapable of writing compelling fiction because theyre so easily ideologically captured on top of being unable to empathize with a character unless its literally just her isekaid into whatever setting the fiction is taking place in
>>737951103This makes the Filoni tranny implode
>>737957582>How does the separatist military leadership collapsing because you took out their leader and top general in quick succession?A real mystery
>>737957587Look up the Roman Empire
>>737957726>actually it was written that way from the very beginningActually it wasn't. And it's been obvious that between OT and PT George changes his approach and view on the Force. Switching from casual eastern spiritualism to evangelicals objectivism.
>>737957801anon, i...they dont. not anymore. they teach that rome was a 'thing' but dont go much beyond 'it was a huge empire that covered most of europe and the mediterranean and then it fell and now its gone'. no american high school student today can tell you who romulus and remus were. they might recognize the name caesar but they wouldnt be able to tell you anything about him beyond the fact that he was killed in a coup.
>>737955482Nobody show him the collage of practical sets and miniatures.
>>737957801>>737957870It applies to the downfall of democracy we're seeing today and not just the Romans, don't fool yourselves.
>>737957726>the force absolutely dropped the jedi like a hot rock to set the stage anakin to fall and become vader, so he would be positioned later to destroy sidious and himself at the same time, ending the rule of twoSo Jedi order didn't held any morale highground and was just collection of brainwashed drones?
>>737942989They haven’t.Originally nobody took TCW seriously, because the movie was such a joke.Then the mandofags fucked off, but nobody cared since they were completely insufferable. Afterwards a few prequelfags started latching on, but nobody else really paid attention, but when disney took over and rebels was the first thing that came out of it, anyone with a brain jumped ship. He managed to win back a few when some clips came out that weren’t complete shit, and Kennedy being so godawful made people think nobody could possibly be any worse, but by the time Ahsoka was done the astroturfing of him being the potential IP saviour was completely dead.The only people who like him nowadays are utterly deluded or genuine shills
>>737958032If you say something doesn't exist because you haven't archived it, in a largely unexplored galaxy with billions of planets then yeah you are a drone. Its like a Christian saying theres no alien life when theres hundreds of billions of galaxies in existence.
>>737957890actually it was and you are clearly just too much a brainlet to see it in the OTthink back to the moment obiwan dies. we can very clearly see that hes dueling vader, the blast doors open, he sees luke and the rest running into the millennium falcon, and what does he do? does he cut and run too? does he keep fighting to tie up vader so they can get away? no he immediately sacrifices himselfwhy does he do thatobiwan does that because hes a jedi's jedi and has faith in the force, and the force told him in that moment that dying there was necessary for things to work out in the end. does obiwan question this or do something else? no he nuts up and does it anyway.if your false belief of the writing were accurate, obiwan would not have let himself be killed in that moment because his 'faith' wouldnt be in the infallible long term plan of the force, but would be to some vague bullshit eastern spiritualism which meant nothing in the moment.
>>737957956>It applies to the downfall of democracy we're seeing todayIt's called a fucking Caesarism
>>737957726>so 'somehow palpatine returned' is not realAnd yet it's still better storytelling than Dark Empire
>>737957801I think the fall of the Republic was inspired by a mix of the fall of Rome + the US Civil War (with the Separatists) and The War on Terror (Palpatine getting Jar Jar to give him emergency powers and Anakin paraphrasing Bush when he says “if you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy”).Lucas is pretty well read and educated and he doesn’t get enough credit for that, even if his political worldview basically boils down to 1960’s progressivism combined with bits of Protestant Christianity.
>>737958131Kek no, and this is coming from someone who thinks Dark Empire was rancid shit.
>>737958032yes for fucks sake YESthats one of the key ironies of the jedi, is that for all their moralfagging, all theyre really doing is following the will of the force, which ruthlessly uses them as tools and drops them in the end so its greater plan can be fulfilledyou have to understand that the force is described as an energy field generated by living beings, and has a will of its own. its not sentient in the sense that a human is, but does have a will of a sorts. its always going to be on the side of 'life' and increasing life since that increases the force. the force dumpstered the jedi so that anakin would fall and one day kill sidious, who as a sith, was incredibly destructive to the force and life in general. or to use a metaphor, the force saw sidious as a cancer, and letting the jedi die was the cost of the chemo to kill the cancer
>>737958126And? That doesn't change the facts. Actually why are you so desperate to deflect from the roll back and collapse of democracy we're seeing today? You aren't an epstien class apologist from /pol/, are you?
Was this rape?
>>737958117>and the force told himAt that moment (all dialogues in ANH) Force was direct copy of the chinesse Qi.
>>737958260>the Force saw Palpatine killing billions on Alderaan and made sure it happened
>>737958310>Skywalker has eyes but cannot see Mt Tantis
>>737958280>And?And so nothing new here.>Actually why are you so desperate to deflect from the roll back and collapse of democracy we're seeing today?Because it's your issue mutt, and only yours. Democracy in my country is completely fine since we made most stable republican system in known history.
>>737958343more like the force predicted palpatine destroying way more planets with the death star, and the only way to kill him for sure was to allow the sacrifice of alderaan and the jedi and so forth so that vader could be positioned in a way to kill palps
>>737958260>>737958343I always felt the Force was more comparable to the Christian God. Especially with the idea of it allowing a lot of suffering to occur with the intention of fulfilling a prophecy. All 6 movies are basically set up to get to the moment where Vader kills Sidious.
>>737958636>Christian God.>allowing a lot of suffering to occur with the intention of fulfilling a prophecy.I can smell judeo-christian school from your post
>>737957094who wouldnt want to make out with jar jar
>>737943932damn, wtf did she do to those big mfers offscreen???
>>737955212Both. Jedi tried to coup the legitimate Chancellor under the excuse of a millenia-old religious disagreement.They failed and thus the Order as a whole got the adequate treatment traitors get: summary execution.
>>737958550>Not my problem, it's fine hereThe exact pride and arrogance by the republic is what created the separatist crisis to begin with.
>>737958143>Lucas is pretty well read and educateddoubtful
>>737958824>The exact pride and arrogance by the republic is what created the separatist crisis to begin with.Well yeah, it's again your issue. We are fine and don't have separatists for now.
>>737956391that's the thing with ahsokalucas wanted her dead by the end of tcw, filoni begged him to spare her lucas relented by expelling her from the order, but the second he was out of the picture filoni wasted no time shoving her into every major moment in the franchise outside of the main films
>>737955212neither are a retcon, theyre both true
>>737958905>Not my problem>It won't happen hereFat cat core worlds mindset
>>737956669the fun thing about sheev is that he's arguably the best villain in cinema name another one what won as hard as he did in rots
>>737958923>lucas wanted her dead by the end of tcwsame lucas who cut maul in half to make sure he will stay dead?
>>737958987>>It won't happen here[citation needed]
>>737959092>The Roman Republican will last forever!
>>737958798The scene where Mace confronts Palpatine gets extended in the RoTS novelisation where he basically says to Mace that even if was a Sith, he’d have no grounds to arrest him because the constitution guarantees freedom of religion. Conversations like that really make me wish we got the original 4 hour cut of RoTS. So much meaningful content got cut, including an entire subplot involving Padme planting the seeds of the rebellion and scenes with Mon Mothma.
>>737958450>Force is energy which connects all life in the universe
>>737959129Once again I am had to ask who the fuck are you quoting mutt?
>>737959236Yourself since you were so busy crowing about the romans earlier.Your arrogance is a sight to behold, especially since you won't even state your country.
>>737958310>direct copy of chinese qinot even that, lucas almost entirely ripped it off from a book some hippie made a few years before the film came out iirc it was called 'tales of power'
>>737958997He wins hard in RotS, but he gets complacent and gets BTFO in RoTJ by his own apprentice and feral teddy bears.He’s kind of dumb in the OT and isn’t the 2000IQ mastermind that he is in the PT.
>>737959131Shit you talk about is absurd nonsense added by Stover that is just downright comical and makes no sense. Just like the retardation about Dooku being "racist". None of that was in the script, and Lucas never talked about it. The four hours cut of Revenge of the Sith includes mostly extended action scenes and Padme/Bail Organa/Mon Mothma formation of the Rebellion.
>>737957430
>TCWslopEmbrace CWMMP KINO
>>737946545Not fair, I have a friend that I'm not interested in with massive knockers, but anytime I wanted to get something from between her tits(she uses them like a purse) it would be funny to just give them a squeeze.
>>737959028i take issue with maul coming back but you could argue that there was still more that could be done with himwith ahsoka her presence has caused nothing but problems after her 'death' in rebels
>>737958997>>737956669It's also really hard to fuck up Sheev, even Bad Batch did his 'heads I win, Tails you lose' machinations perfectly where you think the good guys will successfully get the stormtrooper bill voted down, then Sheev appears to do this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9T8rqGUYoI
>>737959485He is the only unironic good thing about rise of the Skywalker, but I just put that down to based Ian hamming it up and having fun.
>>737959353iirc two of those four hours was almost entirely just an extended battle of coruscant unlike aotc, i think rots managed to squeeze in almost all of the important non-action scenes, aside from the one you mentionedafaik lucas also had an idea for a subplot where anakin thought padme was cheating on him with obi wan, but idk how much of it actually was filmedsome scenes do seem to have an undertone of that though, so a little bit of it made it into the final script even if there's never an accusation
>>737942989Disney trannies are not Star Wars fans.
>>737959432What really gets me is that her “death” in Rebels was genuinely the perfect way for her to die. Her sacrificing herself to hold off Vader while the others escape is exactly the kind of “poetry” that SW is known for.
>>737959352everyone underestimated the ewoks, not just sheevthe actual reason for his defeat in rotj is that he never once suspected that vader's love for his son could overcome the dark side
>>737959646I'm an Ahsokafag, although I wish I wasn't, but I agree. Her dying would've been the perfect ending for her and also a way to emphasise that no matter how much she and Anakin cared about each other, only Luke could redeem Anakin not Ahsoka.Instead now she's some force immortal deity and I hate it.
>>737957647Traviss has a very consistent MO when she moves into an IPStep 1: Select an underdog factionStep 2: Promote them as the real heroes and turn them into borderline mary suesStep 3: Shit on the established heroes as much as possible to make her faction look better by comparisonStar Wars fans were the only ones that put their foot down when she pulled this, so she moved on to pollute Halo and GoW instead.
>>737959760The actual worst thing is that she's played by fucking Rosario Dawson who has zero energy or feel of the character, doesn't sound like her, can't move, can't fight, and looks like shit in that shitty cheap makeup with her lekku being shorter than when she was a teen. I wish Vader had killed her so she wouldn't have to turn into that!
>>737959972live action truly was a mistake
>>737960038Yuck. Makes me angry just looking at it.
>>737959972>>737960038Ashoka definitely made a whole generation of hebephiles/ephebophiles. It’s actually kind of a miracle they got away with sexualising a teen this much in the 2010s.
>>737959972disney hates women, simple asall of them are completely covered up outside of their heads and hands, maybe you'll get some upper arm as a treat once in a while their attempts at lekku are embarrassing, which is probably why nualiens comprise of the majority of ayys in the sequels despite lekku being a solved art in 1983 with oola's actress being able to dance with them
>>737959972>Get Hayden back>outside nostalgia bait, one of his main talents is being an excellent movie fencer>stick him with someone who can barely swing a walking stick>who has to dual wieldWHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!Making her look frumpy is basic disney shit, but they didn't even bother casting someone who could even pretend to pull off the action parts that could have been clipped for free advertising
>>737959496but the priiiize
>>737959760>>737959646>we want female Starkiller and give her heroic deathLame and boring
>>737960437ahsoka is a shit character and always was shityeah i said it
>>737960340george has always been an advocate for portraying the times as what they were indiana jones was originally written as having relations with marrian when she was a teenager before she got aged up for the censors, despite age gaps like that existing in the early 20th century and before without much controversy ahsoka is an exotic piece of jailbait from a more civilized age from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far awayit checks out
>>737960437Considering how outstanding duelling skills in the Prequels were, it’s strange how he never got more work as a stunt double or as an actor in action movies.
>>737960437the funny part is that was the second time they got hayden backhis actual return was in the kenobi show, which everyone hated because it sucked ass and ripped off jedi fallen order
>>737960437Wanna know something funnier? Rosario and Hayden are only two years apart in age. Meanwhile she moves like a 70 year old.
>>737960340It's the main reason she was so popular. She wouldn't be around at all if they made her as ugly as every character has to be now.
>>737960340Benefits of being an independent filmmaker who owns his studio and his intellectual property and doesn't have to take shit from anyone. God bless Lucas.
>>737960482by that logic starkiller is just another obi-wan because he had a heroic death first.And he's just a knock off gandalf. Who is just a knock off-
>>737956857>People putting Empire on a pedestal as some own against LucasWho are you quoting?Lucas deserves a lot of praise for what he gets right, but also criticism for what he gets wrong. He has great stories, but needs writers to punch his dialogue; he has excellent ideas, but needs people to challenge him on some of them; and critically, he's not a good director and doesn't like the process of directing actors.
>>737960607It also copied the Vader/Ahsoka fight with Obi Wan.
>>737943172The only good thing to ever come from AI.
>>737960482Starkiller was always a shit character EUtranny
>>737959859Wait she did what with GoW?
>>737960678>>737960607I still liked the fight, it at least gave closure to Obi-wan over failing Anikan.Thought I'd hate to be the soldiers who had to go pick Vader up, you know he choked out some of them.
>>737942865She cute
>>737960678>left and right maskHow poetry if rhyme together
>>737942989Most of the normie fans have turned on him.See Filloni is a curator creative, that being someone who best used in taking a bunch of desperate ideas and concepts others have made over the years and weaving them into something cohesive and quality. But its best not to let these types stick around for to long because as they linger after their initial work is done, it devolves into low quality shit since they typiclly don't have the creative spark to make wholly new stuff well.
>>737960678>not even trying to give him horrible burn scar faceIt's always awful when it happens
>>737960576He lacks the charisma of a leading man and already has enough money that he doesn't need to work ever again.B list action stars like Scott Adkins, Michael Jai White, Daniel Bernhardt or even Frank Grillo all do it because they need to work (plus genuinely like the crazy shit they get to do as essentially higher paid stuntmen)
>>737960640IIRC, people originally hated her like they hated Jar Jar. At least that’s how I remembered the reaction to the Clone Wars movie when I saw it in theatres as an 10 year old. I didn’t mind her back then, but even then I recognised that she was a character meant for young kids to self-insert into like what kid Anakin was in Phantom Menace. I thought her existence was unnecessary, but I like how they developed her over the years (at least until Disney and Filoni turned her into a Mary Sue).
Chat, is this real?
>>737960678>>737960808Also a nice touch was you can see it's Anikan's eye when he tells Obi-Wan it's not his fault before he returns to being Vader and sayig he destoryed Anikan. Which explains where the line from ANH comes from.
>>737960352
>>737942865handcrafted specifically to glide around your "lightsaber" and cushion your groin as you slam into her face
you now remember when filoni sperged out on social media that ahsoka wasn't dead in tros when people heard her voice in the 'i am all the jedi'
>>737961153I wouldn't want my OC character associated with jar jar arbram's work in any way either.
>>737960670He’s a good director in terms of the fact that he’s good with a camera and is an excellent cinematographer. He’s not the best with actors, but that alone doesn’t make him a bad director. A bad director couldn’t make something like Binary Sunset or the Darth Maul duel in TPM.
>>737960038Man she walled hard in Rebels
>>737961135>character assassinate barriss from being a well respected jedi medic into being a shithead terrorist >blames ahsoka for the bombing>she doesn't even feel remorse from killing people, says it was worth it to send a message >larps as a dark jedi and claims that red (lightsabers) are more her colour anyways why the actual fuck did they do this to her? they still could've made her cause the bombing, just have her not frame ahsoka and show immense regret over people dying from it but i guess that would show nuance and that wasn't allowed in tcw, all the bad guys are evil shitheads and all the good guys can never do any wrong
>>737961262fair enough, it was just funny that he shit himself so hard at the idea that she was actually dead 50 years after she was originally supposed to be
>>737961381This is more Rebels hitting everyone with the ugly stick.
>>737961451>medicThere were no Jedi healers in Lucas' canon. Force healing is shit from videogames that somehow made its way into publishing. It's not a thing in the films.>all that other shitYou're either low IQ or just glimpsed at a wookieepedia summary if that was your reading.
>>737961381>>737961532everyone in rebels looked like shitneed i bring up yoda or hera's el goblino son?
>>737961135Everyone wanted a piece of those lips.
>>737961451Nobody cares about shitty EUslop books that barely anyone read.
Has any other IP of similar size as Star Wars fallen into comparable levels of irrelevancy? How does this happen?
>>737961957Star Trek. That fell even faster. At least there’s still SOME interest in Star Wars and it still has fans who aren’t either geriatrics or part of Red Letter Media. You could also make a case for 007 as well, and funnily enough, it declined for the same reasons Star Wars did.
>>737961736It's kinda sad that Peter Cushing died, reading up on him, he had a great time playing Tarkin and was hoping Lucas would find a way to bring him back after ANH, plus the bloppers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S9E90nVDYsAlso if he were alive during the Clone War show, he would have absolutely reprised his role of Tarkin if he could.
>>737962127I really liked how both Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee both played roles in Star Wars films considering they were best friends and both massive nerds. It’s just a shame that they were in different movies rather than getting the chance to share a movie.
>>737959319>Yourselfprojecting much?
>>737962107This, for all the shit Disney gets. They don't hold a candle to how openly hostile, CBS, the Con Broadcasting System is to star trek fans and how they systematically exterminated any and every fan project.Meanwhile Disney kept Lucas's live and let live policy.>>737962304Yeah Christopher Lee audition for the prequile trilogy only because Cushing told him he had the time of his life and if they ever make more star wars movie, he needs to get involved.Plus Lee was willing to voice Dooku in the clone war movie
>>737962398>Took almost an hour for a bot reply.Got nothing else to do?
>>737949398Built for bwc
>>737942989I'm seeing a lot of people taking a closer look at TCW and Rebels and realizing this hack is not what they used to think he was. The Mandalorian and Grogu movie will be the final nail in the coffin normalfags need to be able to understand that this guy is one of the worst things to happen to Star Wars.
>>737958260There is one giant, terrible flaw in this view of how the force works: Mace Windu beat Sidious in a fight and had him at his mercy. He could have killed him right then and there and was about to do so. No "Chosen-one has to go ape-shit and fall to the dark side first"-bullshit needed.Yet it was the chosen one who saved Sidious, allowing order 66 to happen. The chosen one himself is the reason the chosen one ends up being nessecary to kill sidious. Sounds a bit circular, don't you think?This only makes sense, if order 66 had to happen too. The Jedi needed to be culled, because they lost their way. This is also pretty consistent with how the only Jedi who was still "in line" with the actual will of the force discovered how to become a force-ghost. So the few Jedi who didn't go astray, or corrected their mistake in time, basically were granted immortality. Which is pretty much in line with the christian themes lucas was going for with Order 66 being the "Jedi-apocalypse". The chosen one wasn't needed to kill the Sith. A "regular" Jedi could have done this. He was needed to teach them a lesson. How flawed they had become. Fleeing from their emotions rather than accepting them and learning to live with them, which is why they only take in young children: In order to bring them up as emotionless robots, which ends up making them even more prone of falling to the dark the moment, they do come in contact with the concept of feelings and inner conflict and are completely overwhelmed by it.
>>737962741even the diehards knew tcw had issues back in the day there was this whole meme chart that said you could skip almost half the show and not miss anything
>>737961658Best version of her.
>>737962741Isn't Mandalorian more Jan Favreau? I mean I hate the cowboy hat wearing tard but Favreau seems to be the one most involved with that sect of SW. Now Ahsoka and Book of Boba Fett? Yeah thats all him.
>>737961571>>737961658Watch out everyone, the seething filonifag is here.
>>737942865Barely legal in most systems
>>737957634tbf he says he slaughtered them all "even the children". Though 2bh I don't really mind because I think the implication was Padme also had "darkness" within her and enjoyed the danger. If anything, that movie's biggest sin is not showing the slaughter. It's basically the most important moment in the whole movie.
>>737943801Epic is full of retards, lightsabers are actual in game weapons and not a pickaxe slotThey could at least make it a toy lightsaber or something, just to use the custom hilts Jedis tend to have
>>737943932>twi'lekFuck off secondary.
>>737960670He's a great director because he directed great films. He's a good if not great writer of dialogue and was nominated for and received awards on his screenplay for Graffiti. The six films are very consistent in their style, V, VI and II don't stand out because they still had George's voice. If anything the best ones for text alone were IV and III which was Lucas by himself. The films written without him (but with Kasdan) are shit and sound like a completely different series.
>>737942865Filoni owes me sex with Ashoka.
>>737963365I think the cutting away after the first few tuskens get cut down helps drive it home without dragging out for too long. Plus, he probably didn’t want to show kids getting killed since he says in the RoTS DVD commentary that he cut away from the younglings massacre because he didn’t feel comfortable showing kids get butchered on-screen (plus, it was probably one of the only things that kept RotS’ age rating from going beyond a PG-13).
>>737962741>this guy is one of the worst things to happen to Star Wars.That's a very vague statement. I don't care much about someone who wrote some tie-in novels or whatever. Most people will skip even the better ones. JJ Abrams, Rian Johnson, Kathleen Kennedy and Leslye Headland among others did so much damage to Star Wars it went from a hot cultural touchstone to something people are too disgusted by to acknowledge. Not everything Filoni touches is gold, but I'd rather watch an episode of The Clone Wars than an episode of The Acolyte.
>>737963365padme's major flaw was that she was extremely naive and trusting, something that sheev points out to the viceroy in tpmremember that she technically starts the clone wars by rushing off to save obi wan and committing industrial sabotage in an already delicate situation
>>737963692Naboo made her ruler of the entire planet at age 13. Its a miracle she didn't crack from the pressure.
>>737963232It's more Favreau, but Filoni has written and directed some episodes. Most notably is the one where Ahsoka shows up. It's reasonable to assume the Clone Wars characters in the spotlight were there because of Filoni.
>>737943172
>>737960678>right down to the "THEN YOU WILL DIE!"Shameless.
>>737963692I actually really like the Anakin-Padme romance because it’s a powder keg waiting to go off. A mentally unstable teenage boy with a naive good girl is a disaster waiting to happen. It’s a complex and messy romance and the fact that some people treat it like one of the worst romances ever is bizarre to me, especially considering that the OT has Han and Leia, which is a complete asspull that was only put in to avoid the implication of incest that came with Vader being Luke’s father.
>>737955968I really don't care for how every girl in his animations has the same trashy slut personality. It's ill fitting for someone innocent like Ahsoka
>>737963060no, anon, you're forgetting the rule of 2if mace windu had killed sidious then and there, anakin would have lived and, already corrupted by sidious and doubtful of the jedi, would have gone on to become sith, and then take his own apprentice, and the 'disease' of the sith would continuefor the sith to truly be destroyed, both vader and sidious had to die at the same time, and that could only be accomplished by vader killing sidious and dying himself to do it, with luke being the catalyst to make that happen
>>737964102On paper it's a good concept, as you demonstrated with your post. The actual execution was shit though.
>people actually care about and pay attention to a bunch of fat retards in suits that destroy cool shit because what they make is technically "canon"I simply do not pay attention to Star Wars past the OT
>>737964204Except that's not how the Sith work. They're not just Darksiders. The Rule of Two was already broken at that point with the death of Dooku and wasn't re-established until Anakin pledged himself to Palpatine. You could even argue that it remained broken because Vader never rose above being Palpatine's thug, that Sideous never intended Vader to be anything more and he was the only true Sith remaining.If Anakin never went to Mustafar he would never have accidentally killed his wife like his vision fortold. The Jedi might have finally taken his emotional issues seriously and either helped him with them or expelled him from the Order so he could live with Padme carefree. The war was basically over by then.
>>737964148Canonically his videos are her repressed desires, what she dreams about every night. It's what she would do if she had completely let herself go.
>>737959131You're a fucking retard. The reason Palpatine being a sith lord is important is because it means he's been working with Dooku and engineered the galactic war to empower himself. It's not a religious dispute, it's proof he's a traitor.
>>737964475>hurr durr she's secretly a sluteugh
>>737962436And yet, despite all of that, they still had the sense to give the TNG cast a proper send-off by getting everyone together one last time for one final adventure, even the Enterprise-D. Not having Han, Luke, and Leia sharing a single scene together in the sequels is truly one of the greatest of their sins.
>>737964148In character lewds are extremely hard to find and I hate that its the norm.
>>737964204The Sith would have died out in that scenario. Anakin was untrained and would just be a violent random dark side force user.
>>737964545>hurr durr she's secretly a slutHot
>>737964634Most porn creators are secondaries
>>737961451Using the dark side makes you turn more evil which is why it's not allowed.
>>737964634>In character lewdsIn character she wouldn't have sex, retard
>>737964545All women kinda are, tho. It's about how hard they repress and deny it. But the mask always slips occasionally.
>>737964230I thought the execution was alright. Especially if we use the Han and Leia comparison, because a lot of focus is put on developing the relationship. The only way it could have been done better I feel is if AOTC cut all its other subplots to focus exclusively on that plot, but that would have been difficult without at least having a fourth movie to cover the stuff that was left out. If the Prequels have any fault, it’s that the story is so sprawling and ambitious that 3 movies is barely enough time to cover it all, which is why George often says he wishes that more of the Clone Wars could have been shown, since the movies were so Anakin centric.
>>737964793>I thought the execution was alrightDidn't read past this, the prequels are absolutely horrendously done, like unfathomably insanely ABSURDLY terrible execution.
>>737961451>used to be Anakin's peer and his friend>TCW steals her and makes her Ahsoka's friend instead>also makes her into a Muslim terroristDave Filoni is a thief and a hack
>>737964759Fuck off with your corruption fetish faggot
>>737961571Lucas is a complete fucking retard that never gave a single shit about Star Wars beyond the money it brought him. His concept of canon has exactly the same value as Filoni's, which is none at all.
>>737964560>Trying to defend Picard
>>737961331>He’s a good director in terms of the fact that he’s good with a camera and is an excellent cinematographerThat's the work of a cinematographer though. Though some of looking films have excellent cinematography, some markedly don't, and he himself has never really bothered with having a long-term cinematographer collaborator like someone like Tarantino does>>737963564>He's a great director because he directed great films.He directed literally one great film. THX was interested, and American graffiti was good, but is only really excellent film is Star Wars>He's a good if not great writer of dialogueHe's not and you can find many of his actors talking about this.>and was nominated for and received awards on his screenplay for Graffiti Along with two other people>The six films are very consistent in their styleThey aren't and it's a big criticism of the other three> best ones for text alone were IV and III Nobody thinks that
>>737957181>>737957279>>737964027>sitting down discussing the truthObi Wan: "Since everyone was nudered that joined the order, she was the best thing that ever happened."Luke: "Wait, then how was I and Leia conceived?"Obi Wan: "That is the thing, Luke, you weren't. At least not directly. Since Ahsoka Tano is a Togruta, she is hermaphroditic, meaning she also had meat saber of her own, and because she never completed her training to become a knight, she never had her meat saber sliced off along with a braid on her head." Luke: "What?"Obi Wan: "Luke. We took your father's genes and inserted them into Ahsoka Tano's balls, allowing her to create sperm with your father's DNA. That is how you were conceived. She is your surrogate father, Luke.">Luke turns to Ahsoka Tano Luke: "Are you my father too?"Ahsoka Tano: Nods "I had some great memorable times with your mother." Winks
>>737965038You sound upset.
>>737964724I said lewds not sex. Secondly, she wasn't an asexual blob in TCW and she also leaves the Jedi Order.
>>737964473>that Sideous never intended Vader to be anything moreI'm sure that's the case now that the Mouse has degenerated the franchise, but it wasn't the case in 2005. Vader was to be the real deal, until Palpatine's plans were derailed by Obi-Wan Kenobi throwing Darth Vader into a volcano.
>>737965096>Luke. We took your father's genes and inserted them into Ahsoka Tano's balls, allowing her to create sperm with your father's DNAAh, yes, the Terry McGinnis method
>>737965125I'm upset that Star Wars has been manhandled by retards and turned to shit for the majority of it's existence, yes. In fact I'm positively seething about it.
>>737965038Same thing with Kishimoto and Naruto
>>737964904>tfw you've been saying this for years since 2008 on SW forums >only now are people realizing it
>>737964724You can do pron where the characters are far more consistent with their official depiction compared to acting like a porn star.
>>737965192Go outside. It's not that deep. If something makes you seethe perhaps it's time to move on. Why would you subjugate yourself to such emotions?
>>737942989>Star Wars fans1-6 + Grendy are the only canon ones.
>>737965242Fuck off nigger. Tell the retards ruining everything to go outside and far the fuck away from it.
>>737965242
>>737965125>>737965242Do you think people are gnashing their teeth or staring bored a computer when they write Lucas is a faggot? Who gives a fuck right back at you faggot. Is this George? Are you still mad no one liked Jar Jar? Spastic no fun kike.
>>737965151It's the case in the OT. What does Vader do except cheap dirty work any halfway competent enforcer could do? Chasing down Luke because of his master's vision of Luke's immense destiny is maybe the only thing a Sith Lord would do. Dooku never gets up to petty shit like storming rebel transports in the Prequels.
>>737965281Gendywars is underwritten interstitial programming made to get kids to watch commercials so they don't miss a cool action scene.
EUfags will shit on TCW baselessly then tell you with a straight face this slop is good btw
>>737965391it's also the clone wars that seamlessly ties into the films, unlike tcw
>>737965327Basically the daughter told her father, Mark Hamill, get off online.
>>737965391>underwrittenLess can be more sometimes, and it had better characterizations of both Obi-Wan and Anakin than the Prequels themselves.
>>737942865https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkTibALwfNg>Comments have just become a bunch of zoomer shit about EpsteinZoomers have one joke and it's the unfunniest shit humanly imaginable
>>737965342His point is that Sidious only resigned Vader to a henchman position after Obi Wan butchered him. Sidious's plans for him were far grander, but had to be put aside. Which also explajns why he was so interested in Luke, he had his father's power but wasn't nuetered by physical and psychological damage.
>>737965465>watching a video of some attention seeking faggot reading a 4chan meme>astounded that the comment section is just concentrated retardationDo you get surprised when you look in your toilet after taking a dump and there is shit floating in it?
>>737965209Anti-Sakura Haruno been cancer since 2008...
>>737965419"EUfags" probably don't know this exists. They only know of EU through YouTube lore videos about DARK AND GRIDDY BRUTAL CLONE WARS BY KAREN TRAVISS and YUUUZHAN VONG INVASION DARTH TALON SEXY SITH. At best they played some videogames (they watched the playthrough on youtube) "EUfags" hate star wars. They just want it to be warhammer 40k
>>737965463>and it had better characterizations of both Obi-Wan and Anakin than the Prequels themselves.Very low bar
>>737965419EU at least had some of that pulpy old school adventure feeling the originals had.
>>737965549>Do you get surprised when you look in your toilet after taking a dump and there is shit floating in it?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not kinder egging your ass for a fun surprise every time you take a shit
>>737965391Posts like these honestly make me wonder if people ever think about or state out loud, the shit they're about to post on this imageboard.
>>737942865>filoni's waifu ocI grew out of this when I was in my teens.
>>737956065are Linda, Lois and Cleveland's wife also in
>>737965342I liked how the Sith operated purely in the shadows in the Prequels. By the time the OT rolls around, the Sith barely feel like Sith. Someone like Revan would look at Vader and Sidious and see them as small fry, but I imagine he’d have more respect for Dooku, since he has a lot in common with Revan.
>>737965583True, but it still surpassed it.
>>737965454ah yes, I remember in the movies mace windu destroying a thousand droids with his fists and yoda bringing capital ships down from the sky and grievous taking on 5 jedi masters
>>737965549no need to take it personally zoombro
>do you really prefer Ahsoka over me, padawan?
>>737965419No one says that's good lmao. EUcahds have KotOR 1, KotOR 2, Dark Forces Series, The Dark Horse Comics, The Old Republic Era in it's entirety, the CWMMP, Legacy, etc...Let's see what Filonifags AKA Disneyfags have:>A show where Thrawn getting defeated by space whales>A show Grievous getting defeated by gungans>A show where Boba Fett is obese and retarded and Jack Black and a fat niggress ride back to the future 2015 bikes >The horrendous Marvel comics that just trace and use AIslop art everywhere >The Sequel TrilogyAt least you guys have... Uh... The Jedi Fallen Order series?
>>737965656They had to because the Jedi had predominant political power. The Sith couldn't do shit openly in the past for the same reason you can't run around Germany right now screaming about how much you love Hitler.
>>737965742It's funny how many times this bitch has died
>>737965465>>737957217>>737958215>old hagsI could see Luke follow his father footstepshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm2OrjchnCE
>>737965419Certainly better than the endless masturbation about wolves
>>737965742I always thought Shaak Ti was hotter. Red skin > light orange.
>>737965657Sure. I'm not defending the prequels, they're shit, I'm just not going to pretend that TCW isn't a massive step up from that. Obviously it isn't perfect, even disregarding concessions made for being on cartoon network, but it's pretty good.
>>737965742old zoomers and millennials prefer shaak ti because of genndy wars and tfuyounger zoomers and the odd gen a sw fan prefer ahsoka because of tcw/ rebels it's also worth noting that shaak ti was sidelined super hard in tcw, she doesn't do anything despite all the other glup shitto masters having at least one episode i think filoni was envious of her
>>737958215>that fucking imageI want to ask God why the fuck he made the pussy so close to the butthole with women yet my dick is far away from my ass.
>>737965391It's still better than TCWIt's an actual work of art made by someone that understands the advantages of animation and characterization through audio-visual means
>>737965742>Shaak TiShe is too old. Yes, hmm. Too old to begin the mating.
>>737948571You just know someone took extra care to make her as unappealing as possible. Fridge, manjaw, no bare skin. hera was already pretty far from the average twilek but at least she had a feminine body.
>>737965656Kreia would love Sideous right up until he got what he wanted and decided he was going to build a big planet destroying laser to maintain control over his Empire. Revan would agree with Sideous on the idea that the Republic was soft and needed to be militarized through war but look down on his decades of politics and his Baneite Rule of Two refusal to turn the Jedi Order into agents of this new regime.
>>737965745don't forget that in every 'character name: the show' said show always focuses on some other character instead of the titular one kenobi was about reva, boba fett was about that other chick, ahsoka was about sabine, and maul is about lawson/ devonit's bizarre
>>737965873Distance is technically the same.Dick is located in the same place the cliotris is in a woman
>>737965759I know, but a lot of the Sith aesthetic and vibe kind of disappeared with the Empire too. You can obviously put that down to the OT being made first, so a lot of the Sith’s traditions weren’t as concrete as they are now, but it does feel a bit weird how in the Prequels, you have Palpatine’s office, which is filled with occult Sith artefacts and a Korriban-esque vibe, and then going to the OT, where the Sith mostly inhabit monochrome 70s looking space ships.
>here is your Darth Talon bro
>>737965851I agree completely. Personally I always thought the action scenes didn't fit too well (the Jedi are basically gods in Genndy's depictions, especially shit like Mace destroying an entire army on his own with his bare hands) but I still like it because rule of cool. The duel between Anakin and Ventress is just great though, especially the silent pause in the rain when the droplets start hitting their lightsabers and hiss.
>>737965861Shaak Ti was in most of the kamino episodes.
>>737965910>too oldshe looks damn good for being in her fifties thoughand if you impress her you get a chance with her apprentice
>>737965861Shaak Ti had Kamino episodes and Fives episode. She is known as the clone mommy.
>>737965903It was random action scenes held together by the flimsiest of narrative frameworks
>>737965759>the Jedi had predominant political powerThey pretty much always have. The Republic and the Jedi were synonymous for thousands of years. The whole rule of two thing is only a thousand years old for the Sith and only because their latest failure against the Jedi made Bane decide that something drastic had to be done to get the Order out of the way.
>>737965910>can fuck without any worries about pregnancymilfs are built for sex
>>737966126But pregnancy is the best part.
>>737965742I like the one off races SW introduces from time to time actually.
The charges officer?
>>737966168I think my favourite instances of that were the guys on Utapau in Revenge of the Sith and what ever creature the Imperial Spy in ANH is. I’d like to see more of those.
>>737965963Is Andor worth watching at all? I didn't like Rogue One because the entire cast felt like a diversity showcase and the ending was just cheap memberberries shit.
>>737966115Don't even bother. He is jerking too close to the sun. "Actual work of art", lmao goofy as hell pretentious bozo
>>737966245>hat ever creature the Imperial Spy in ANH ishttps://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Kubaz/Legends
>>737959859I will never forgive her for killing off Rookie
>>737966301never seen it, although people say it's goodapparently it also falls into the same category where andor himself is a side character to other characters, like mon mothma and some oc's
>>737965946Kreia would hate Sidious because she is everything she hates about the force, but as a person.
But what if Luke and Leia were orange half-togrutans...?!
>>737965048In the sense of "in this one instance someone was slightly less retarded than they could have been?" Yeah, I guess that's accurate. I will never pretend that Picard wasn't a shitshow, but getting the cast together before Patrick Stewart dies on its own puts it a rung above the sequels on the ladder. One rung.
>>737965820more like Cuute-Ti
>>737966245>the designer of the pau'ans looking visibly uncomfortable when lucas stars making lines in the face of the maquettemade me kek, but it does genuinely look better with them
>>737966301At least seadon 1 is fantastic. Both in terms of writing and art direction it blows every othef live action show out of the water. No idea about season 2
>>737966435If Kreia was going to cream herself over anyone it would be either Qui-Gon or Luke. Both are Jedi who said “fuck the council” and did their own thing without falling to the Dark Side.
>>737960352I think it's more this new age feminism attitude infesting everything (thanks to neon haired fatass cat ladies being hired everywhere) where anything even remotely enjoyable to men is forbidden and all the women have to be gruff angry cunts to show off what powerful (read: masculine) girlbosses they are.
>>737966458>half togruta leiathe world will never be ready for that
>>737966526>and art directionCalibrate your enthusiasm.
>>737966593Qui-Gon places absolute faith in the will of the Force to the degree that he was the first Jedi that the Force let into Space Heaven. She'd despise him.
>>737948571Lol, twilek goonfaggots obliterated, go back to human you xenophile freaks
>>737966593Luke, sure, but Qui Gon was just a clumsy lazy drunk who was weaker than his own padawaan
>>737946673Damn, wish this outfit would get some fan art.
>>737965742I can't tell what's going on with her face here. The white part I thought was her skin but it looks almost sewn on, like a fabric mask.
>>737966435Part of what Kreia tries to get through to Exile is manipulating your opponents into thinking they know who you are and what you want so you have the most freedom to act however you want. Compared to every other Sith of note in the Kotor/TotJ era, Sideous is an absolute mastermind chess grandchampion of manipulation, misdirection and playing the long con. It's only when he has no need of all that anymore that he reverts to type.
>>737966681NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>737942865how come Anakin got a jailbait padawan and Luke got nothing?
>>737966526>>737966647>art directionYea this was part of what bothered me just from the screens I saw, everywhere looked like some ghetto shithole on Earth and the cast was full of browns. It didn't look Star Wars or even sci-fi at all.
>>737966737Luke got a wife
>>737966705It has some.
>>737966737Because Anakin is the Chaddest Chad to ever Chad and Luke is a pussy loser, per the Disney Sequels.
>>737966109Sad that Ahsoka and Shaak didn't interact
>>737966593kreia would probably view luke similar to how she does the exile someone who can flip the table of the rotten status quo and change the galaxy
>>737966727Sure, that's how Kreia trains the exile, but she would still be revolted over what Sidious intended to do with his victory, which is ruin everything and blow up planets to jerk off to it
>>737966751Things like this are why no one will ever convince me that Lucas is a bad writer. A few clumsy lines here or there isn’t enough to negate how carefully considered things like this must have been.
>>737966435>>737966678Kreia hates everything and everyone. I just ignored her and told her to shut the fuck up whenever given the chance. Crotchety insufferable old bitch constantly trying to teach me some vague lesson that she refused to explain, awful mentor and awful person in general.
>>737966020Zamn! Spiderman lost to this?!
>>737966732there's no way the episode aired with the jiggle physics who fucked with it
>>737966115It's random actions scenes with great set pieces, animation, sound design and visual storytelling, something TCW never had>>737966330Seethe filonichild.
>>737943172I can hear it everytime
>>737966801>>737966790Non-canon. Next question on Luke x Ahsoka?
>>737966737Anakin is 6'0" and Luke is 5'9"
>>737966737>Anakin at 20>Jedi Knight>successful general>Senator Wife>Exotic alien Padawan fucktoy>one of the most powerful jedi ever>Luke at 20>Kissed his own sisterLuke-bros...
>>737966898She's 16 years older than him and the version he met was a nigger.
>>737966887>there's no wayWay. Webm'd directly from the episode.
>>737966917And he threw it all away because he listened to an evil retard's obvious lies lmao
>>737965851>People don't like TCW.Anakin and Obi's VOs are perfect. They all are.
>>737966593Qui-Gon was too similar to Zezkaiel for her to like. Both of them could tell that the council's dogma was flawed, but they weren't capable of doing anything meaningful with that information.He was also far too trusting in his own instincts and was pretty shit at taking advice.Luke she'd absolutely adore, though. He was the one who took advice on board, then threw it back over if he reflected on it and realised it didn't work, regardless of how much he respected the one who gave it to him.
>>737967003>>737966732My dick is interested, is this series worth watching?
>>737967003i know lucas was a coomer with a particular fondness for twi'leks but fucking hell
>>737965780>>737957084
>>737967025Matt Lanter's perfomance makes me sick. The guy he's playing maybe called Anakin Skywalker but he couldn't be further from the movies' Anakin Skywalker.Guy is Han Solo with a sword.
>>737966967If you play RE5, White man meant to be with black women.
>>737966898Luke is canonically a volcel.
>>737967052These are clips from the 2008 clone wars show, which is generally alright, but definitely has a pre teen target audience.
>>737966790He also got a better world to live in
>>737966848>retards are impressed by repeating the same banal lines of dialogue
>>737967052Wait, you still haven't? Yes it is. It's the last Star War by George Lucas. It's great.
>>737967095This. It stinks of them trying to placate people who thought Prequel Anakin was too “whiny”.
>>737967095>Guy is Han Solo with a sword.Unironically a good definition.
>>737967146It's called pottery. It rhymes.
>>737967146>he doesn't like pottery stop being a storylethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7ZW1gtCljs
>>737967093Sauce me up boss
>>737967093I not ready for this...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-YmlsOXQUo
>>737967095>>737967193Prequel Anakin was to whiny, you faggots. TCW Anakin is a cocky douchebag, which is exactly what he should have been.
>>737967092God bless him for that.
>>737952660They're not going to make Star Wars Battlefront 3... again.
>>737967193He WAS too whiny.>>737967095The movies performance was absolute shit. Hayden can't act to save his life.
>>737966887It was a different time.
>>737967356Hayden played the role of stilted teenage boy forced into an order of emotion suppressing monks perfectly.
>>737966857
>cropped porn AGAIN
>Luke....>Ahhhhhhhh...
>>737967280He was dangerous based
>>737967418No, he didn't. His acting is wooden and his emotional range doesn't exist. You can portray being a pissed rage fueled young man who is ignored by his mentor and the council he tries so hard to impress slowly giving in to his feelings of rage and the frustration at nobody understanding him a lot better than that. TCW is far from perfect but it's better than that turbo faggots terrible performance.
>>737967230>the height of art is lazily recycling your own materialGoddamn you retards are sadHome Alone 2 is probably the greatest film in existence by that metric.
>>737967480No way.
Togruta are just prequel expy of Twi'leks so coomers would have something new to fap to instead of boring ol' Twi'leks.Where's the sequel expy of Twi'leks?
>>737967418>it's le bad on purpose
>>737967237Fred Perry
>>737967667Perry really like his giant women
If you can't stand Christiansens faggot voice, watch the prequels in Japanese dub. Instantly becomes kino.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-efEkf49PNw
>>737965873So you can quickly get a little lick in on her booty hole when you're kissing the devil's lips.
>>737967745Fuck off, weebtard.
>>737967093>>737967667I was shocked to find out Perry's a nigger.That detail still haunts me to this day, I can no longer fap to his work now that I know what he looks like.
>>737967657I've always said Togruta are better than Twi'leks. It's not that twi'leks are bad, but they have to wear their head panties, otherwise it's a big ass ugly bald head there. I always compared twi'leks to GIFs and togruta to WebMs. The latter is just objectively superior. Plus more exotic colors and natural tattoos give them this sexy feral look.
>>737967667If Ahsoka looked like this in the original trilogy.
>>737967657togruta initially started off as a design for the sith antagonist for aotc, along with a couple other prequel ayys like kit fistoshaak ti in particular was made to replace yaddle/ yarel poof in the jedi council because they weren't using puppets anymore with the former and the latter looked too much like the kaminoans
>>737967853"even a nigger can be born with the heart of a White"--Ysgramor
>>737967853
>>737967969>>737967912>>737957259>>737957217>>737949398What if Ahsoka was dark apprentice under Palpatine former masters, Plagueis
>>737967853I don't believe you
>>737967912>Shaak Ti
>>737967134>>737967052It's aimed more for kids, but it has some deeper political plots that can be applied to America right now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghOzwa3Dh0w
>>737968072then she would wear the outfit george originally envisioned her to wear
>>737968072She would seduce Anakin literally.
>Twi'leks>Togruta>Nautolan>FeeorinStar Wars loves head tentacles
>>737942865I really wish all these characters crossed over in a game I could give half a shit about.
I love lekku so much...
>>737968089A FUCKING NIGGER
>>737968171Somehow even trashier than Talon despite Talon literally being designed as the whore Sith who tries to seduce and fuck a Skywalker to the Dark Side
>>737968171Rise, darth snips
>>737968305He looks mixed
>>737968305Pay him drawing bleached wmbf romance
>>737968305>>737967853>>737968089I'm never surprised seeing actual hardcore racists here As opposed to cheeky casual racism, but having that racism affect your enjoyment of something? LMAO.
>>737968305I've never seen a picture of Fred Perry before. Black weebs are cool dudes.
>>737968387all blacks in the us are
>>737968164If only redfly studio's Maul game wasn't canceled...
>>737968305He looks like a black nerd, an Urkel if you will. Not a nigger.
>>737968387He looks 102% black with 2% margin of error>>737968473It's just always surprising seeing niggers producing good things.I have nothing against the useful .5% of American negroes.
>>737968562Case in point.
>>737968316>>737968370
>>737968473let me put it this way, after knowing he's of the chocolate persuasion, I've noticed a 30% reduction in cum volume during orgasms when i fap to his stuff.
>>737968473Newfag please
Reminder: we've seen Ahsoka Tano fall to the Dark Side. It was right before she literally died and was resurrected by the literal avatar of the Light Side of the Force giving her all of its life energy. And that was only the first time she died and was brought back to life.lmao what a Filonitard OC donut steel character
>>737968737>Election tourist thinks he's people.Old 4chan's racism was cheeky and fun.Your racism is cruel and tragic.
>>737968740the people who bitch about rey being a mary sue don't know about ahsoka and sabine not saying they're wrong, but they don't know how much more annoying it could be
>>737968653>>737968164Like this onehttps://litter.catbox.moe/e7ylcf4ij0xvxdcp.jpg
>>737968831>waaaahhhhhh>it was never real racism>og 4chan was pro nigger and pro faggotry!
>>737968919>Green text meltdown over the factsGet pistol whipped.
>>737968740Lots of context omitted here, and you deliberately frame it in such a way to make it sound bad. Also the entire Mortis story came from George Lucas himself. Just like Ahsoka. She can't be a donut steel OC when she was created by the original creator of the franchise in a story from the original creator of the franchise. All of his characters are his OCs.
>>737968961>Green text meltdown over the factsBut enough about you
>>737968848What do you mean? What is more annoying than literally stealing all the OG casts' legacies and walking on their corpses? Rey defeated Palpatine making her the true chosen one and gets to build her Jedi Order where Luke failed. Everyone knows Ahsoka. And everyone was comparing her as an example of how to do female character right in 2015-2020 when the sequels were coming out.
>>737969014>Also the entire Mortis story came from George Lucas himself.And? So was Ewoks and the Holiday Special
>>737969014>frame it in such a way to make it sound badDoesn't sound like there's a way to make it sound good
>>737969104>N-n-no u....Lurk moar kid. lol
>>737969139ahsoka was mostly accepted until the end of rebels where filoni invented time travel to save hernow she's become one of the most important figures in post lucas star wars sabine is an issue because she has a whole laundry list of accomplishments and accolades and never faces any accountability when she fucks up, everyone just immediately forgives her
>>737969239>>N-n-no u....>projecting even harderLmao
>>737969314>Just doubles down on being wrong and projectingElection tourists, always thinking they belong where they don't.LOL
>>737969294And now in addition to being a girlboss war criminal weapons designer Mandalorian from a young age, she's also a Jedi!
>>737969376>crying >seething>projecting Kekaroo
>>737969443>So mindbroken he's just repeating the same thing.Maybe don't make being racist your entire life?LMAO
>>737969294>now she's become one of the most important figures in post lucas star warsThat's just not true. She can't be that by definition because she's not even in the movies (other than her voice next to a dozen other glup shittos in rise of skywalker). She's in the footnotes of the narrative, dealing with shit that has absolutely no bearing whatsoever on the Saga events, dealing with blue Elon Musk or whatever. There are a dozen characters that have dozens of novels and comic books. Ahsoka is in a bunch of tv shows and that's it.
>>737960915That's meant to be Anakin? I though it was Sharad.
>>737969452>still seething over racism>still crying over being btfoSad!
