>story where a pokemon can talk>she calls her trainer "Master"Stop doing this.
>>>/vp/
>Go, Eevee!! Sand Attack!!>Ok Steve I'm on itYou're retarded
A lot of people who claim to like pokemon only like them as fleshlights or surrogate girlfriends, it's concerning.
>YES M'LORD
>>737949571Pokefags are never beating the MEMES AND PORN allegations
>lust-provoking image
>>737949369That's right! Give the mon a southern accent and have her call her trainer "shugah" or "sweet thang"
>story where a pokemon can talkStop doing this. (unless its telepathy)
>>737949369Trainer is already occupied by a certain group of horses.
Lycanroc
My favorite mons in general, favorite mons to lewd, favorite mons in gameplay, and favorite mons for the fantasy of being a trainer and exploring the Pokemon world are all different groups, with almost no overlap.
>>737949369>>737949904>>737949954Why are they like this?
>>737949571Pokemon romance stories are nice
sex with crummy pokemon creatures
Don't do this.
DYNAMAXING POKEMON AND HAVING THEM DO GIGANTIC THINGS TO ME
>>737949650Because it's correct. What else is worth discussing in this franchise? Gameplay? Story? Graphics? The only thing to talk about with those is how there's a concerning lack of all three.
>>737949571*wife
>>737949369sex with eevee
>>737950115...More of this?
Well, /v/ and /vp/ (deviantart 2 and 3) only talks about awful low quality fetish porn that sometimes involve shit that sort of resemble pokemon. I don't know why they do that, some sorta autism thing?
>>737949369>cumbank, use dark pulse!>YES MY LIEGEis this what you want to hear?
>>737949904Pokemon can talk. There's nothing wrong with that.
>>737950115This one is nice, been a while since I've read it.
>>737950254I still don't understand why just getting bigger is dynamaxing but actually changing from while you do it is gigantamaxing, shouldn't that be the other way around
>>737949369Why not? They aren't equal to their masters.
>normal words>electric rodent guythe mr mime scene made me kek
If every meowth could talk, that would be terrible. Hes too extra.
>>737950115A shame shouting never finished that one.
>>737950347>Absol in a sweaterI'm not going to fap today.
ugh a pokemon but made to look, act, and speak more human, unlike those.. fucking human women... WHO NEEDS THEM!? me...
>>737949904I don't mind it much, but I do like it better when they are just Pokemon.
>>737949369You already made this thread twice and it got deleted both times. https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/Pokemon%20talk%20master/type/op/start/2025-12-01/end/2026-05-01/
>>737950936you dont understand, OP NEEDS to ERP on /v/ instead of /trash/he NEEDS to talk about being humiliated by eevee or something
>>737950929thing is that "just pokemon" ARE very smart at the very least very emotionally intelligent
>>737950936Oof.
>>737951006Yes, exactly. Pokemon are already perfect as they are, no need to anthropomorphize them further by making them talk I think.
>>737950560for specifically assigned ones as you said, plus it's for merchandising reasons primarily with the labeling being the secondary idea in mind even with certain G-max moves being tailored for said gigantamax pokemon.only good thing is the fetish porn, nothing else aside from a few designs that could be used as mega evos.
>>737951141They should talk but only in porn.
>>737951141i do think making them talk normally is kinda lame, but a poke-perspective where they talk with each other (but humans don't understand) makes sense and it's basically canon
>>737951141I like the idea that trainers can "understand" the Pokespeak of their own mons due to bond/aura shenanigans/etc.
Fanfics where they don’t talk but still fuck their trainers are the best
They shouldn't talk, but they should be anthro girls with huge breasts (unless they're lolis (unless they're oppai lolis)).
>>737951345Same. Them not talking makes the bond between the trainer and the mon much cooler.
>>737950774you sure about that?
>>737951525mewsex...
>>737951345i think it's more like how we can tell what our pets want often times
>>737951665Buy the sex doll and you too can have a piece of that.
>>737951634I'm not going to fap today. Especially not to Absol.
>>737951634My face needs to be buried in that
>>737951736no way, cleaning cum out of a sex doll is rock fucking bottom
>>737950774>>737951791ok bro
>>737951919She can't seduce me. She can't.
>>737949369Ok daddy
What’s the appeal of Absol?
>story where a pokemon can talk>she calls her trainer "Boss" in a brooklyn accentStart doing this.
>>737951982i don't think she's trying to do that
>>737952128It won't work. I will resist her subtle teasing!
>>737951881Surely it can't be that bad right?
Any good story recommendations
Pokemon are your friends, they trust you and should not have their trust broken by ne'er-do-wells.
>>737950723It's still ongoing. It just updates slowly
>>737949369Have you ever considered their feelings?Have you considered taking into account what the Pokemon actually want?
>>737950272*wife (male)
>>737949369>To be a Pokemon MASTER is my destiny
>>737951736>>737951881>>737952439>>>/jp/onaGenerally speaking, cleaning isn't hard. It's making sure the hole(s) stay dry so fungus doesn't grow in there and give you a UTI that can be an issue if not done properly.
>>737949369> don't call the github branch "master"> , it's uuhhh problematic, that is what it is
>story where a pokemon can talk>her trainer calls his Pokemon "Master"Only do this.
>>737952916Don't make me put you on my denylist.
>>737949571>>737949650i respect porn addicts far more than i respect people who spend 100 dollars on the new dogshit pokemon games>>737950262this guy gets it
>>737949530that sounds great thought. Steve
Actually, non-sapient Pokemon factually sound way scarier, thoughever.Imagine a fox that read minds and control minds, is vengeful and can breathe fire, and has no basis of ethics or morals.It has several attacks that disable moves, so you can't even fight back.
>>737953357I can fix her!
>>737953690You can't fix that.
>>737953690You would get cursed within 5 minutes of trying. Thankfully as this Pokemon is not sapient, your curse is nonsensical and only applies to something humans don't do.
>>737953357And presumably pin you down to the ground with no chance of escape, allowing her do do whatever she desires to your helpless body, including fishing your unwanted erection out of your shorts, positioning herself to forcefully straddle you, taking you inside her. You'd be able to do nothing to stop as your member is mercilessly kneaded from all sides by her extremely tight warm slick folds, nor her licking around your mouth in a gesture crudely resembling a kiss, not as a sign of romantic companionship but of dominance and ownership. You'd certainly empty personal record-breaking gouts of your human seed inside her, especially as she likely has no conception of the human refractory period, leading her to completely drain your testes with no break between your climaxes.
>>737954213I don't think a Pokemon would do that.
>>737954213Fine. I'll launch Silly Tavern.Fucking hell.
>>737954281Why is she in that pose
>Bitchqueen, use Cut>you got it nigga
>>737954290Here's the final form.
This one might, actually. Just a stereotype though.
>fatass, use ice beam>on it faggot
>>737949954Lycanknot
As far as fanfictions go, Borne of Caution is my favorite. Great battle scenes, great characterization (with the exception of Corviknight, who used to be great and now feels like a companion character in a video game who's questline has been completed and stands around repeating the same lines), seems to have a plot that is actually going somewhere. It's good fun if you can put up with dumb isekai premise. And also the sexual tension between Lee and his Ninetales, who desperately want to fuck each other but can't because the story is SFW.
>>737949369Ok but consider this:
>>737954797>no sexWhat’s the point
Pokemon isn't about that, it's about Little Boys going into the wilderness under the protection of a 300 pound bug monster that you just have to trust isn't still feral.
>story where women can talk>she doesn't call her owner "master"
>>737949369I prefer when the nickname is different for each Pokémon on the team. The starter calls him partner, the obedient one calls him master, the surly one calls him boss, so on and so forth.
>>737953357Imagine that but with something like Gyrados.
>>737955397it's kind of a dramatic title, i'd feel awkward being called that all the timea nice "sir" would do just fine
>>737955397If a woman is calling me "master" it's probably turning her on, which turns me off, so she should stop right now.Keep in mind this is all hypothetical that a woman will call me anything.
>>737955581>hey, retard that feeds me
>>737955312Flygon is so underrated.I love her.
>>737954126"I can fix he—!"
>>737955397Daddy is better.
>>737952876The hard part of cleaning a doll is the post nut walk to the bathroon and seeing yourself in the mirror.
>>737951791Cope faggots.you cum to absol today
>>737956058T. a gigolo in shoes three sizes too small
>>737956058i make sure to always do a full flex when i do, regardless of how i actually look, and look as smugly at myself as possible
>>737956058>look in mirror>think "god I wish that was me for real"
>>737949369I want the cutesy female mons to talk like goons >Moonblast? You got it boss.
Offenders should be forced to only use Pokemon where it's impossible to do such things.
>>737956231I wish I was the doll
>>737956058>getting a doll when you're a DYEL>post nut depression/low self esteemWork on yourself.
>>737956058>>737956512Is post nut depression really a thing?
>>737956406Use Hyper beam, princess!You got it boss!BadabingBadaBOOOOOM!That magikarp will be sleeping with the fishes... uh more than usual.
>>737956609it depends on some peoplei don't get it but some people feel guilty or disgusted in the comedown
>>737956634Perfect, just needs to be coming out of a Blissey's mouth
>>737956609I get sad because I will never have a cute Lucario to cuddle with.
>>737956609i don't get post nut depression or regret or whateverbut if i stooped to getting a sex doll i know for a fact that would change
>>737956609Its only a thing if you jerk off to something that you subconsciously know is fucked up. And in order to get that far you need to be way down the porn addiction pipeline. The moment you start feeling arousal to futa, NTR, scat, ponies, and other demented nonsense is when you're too far gone.
>>737956609i suppose it's something that happens to people with low self controlsomething similar happens to me occasionally but it's just me being pissed off that i wanked for too long and could've been doing something more productive and i kinda know it's happening going into it so my mood just goes from pissed off but horny to just pissed off
>>737956809okay, replace all those "you" with "me" and "i'm" cause i love heinous shit and don't feel an ounce of guilt
>>737956809I feel worse for nutting to fat girls than I do when I nut to feral Pokémon.
>>737956962Only one of those is real and it's very unhealthy for them
>>737956668>>737956742>>737956809>>737956850Shit. Didn't expect actual responses.I appreciate the diverse perspectives.>>737956692Understandable.
>>737956904>cause i love heinous shit and don't feel an ounce of guilt
>>737956809>I'm a guilty self-hating moralfag that needs to projectI'm in the same boat as >>737956904, you're just a faggot.
>>737956904Its only a thing if me jerk off to something that me subconsciously know is fucked up. And in order to get that far me need to be way down the porn addiction pipeline. The moment me start feeling arousal to futa, NTR, scat, ponies, and other demented nonsense is when i'm too far gone.
>>737957195For me it's Raritys puffy labial folds and wrinkly ponut adorned with a jeweled plug.
>>737949432fpbp
>>737956131I won't cum to her! You can't make me!
male gardevoir is the peak is pokefuckery and i will not elaborate further
>>737957467with pent-up balls and flat cage...
>>737950347>Absol in a sweaterI'm going to fap today.
>games and anime go over the fact that Pokemon are friends and not slaves or just common pets multiple timesI agree
>>737956809Ponies are hot
>>737954504t.
Jokes aside, I would like this thing as a pet, but a nice and intelligent pet that won't just drink my blood or something batlike.
>Pheromosa, use Hi Jump Kick>Shieet you got it homie
>>737950213oh~~~fuck
>>737958041Send the full image, coward
>>737958041FUCKIN' BEANS!
>>737949618MOA WOHRK?
>Machamp, use Close Combat>"SIR YES SIR, OORAH"
>>737958136The leather gym is two routes down
>>737958092Rest of it is meh.
>story where a pokemon can talk>has humans in itStop doing this.
>>737952759Holy based. Male Braixen is the way to go. Not gay btwhttps://e621.net/posts/4155894?q=braixen+human+male%2Fmale
I don't get post fap guilt anymore because I'm so far gone and undateable that it really doesn't matter what I fap to because I will never feel the touch of another person ever again.
>>737958237i didn't ask for your opinion on it i asked for the full image
why are people so hung up on the term master, you are literally capturing creatures in the wild and forcing them to fight lmao.
they should only call you an affectionate name if you have enough badges otherwise they should insult you
>oi Psyduck ice dis mon>"aye aye capt'n!"
>>737958389Spider-Man point meme
This used to be a pokemon. It preys upon humans.
They should call you master, but only if it's a sex thing for them
>>737950272Wife (female)
>>737958614fattyyyyyyyy
>>737958630she's a cute little fatty
>>737958451>forcing them to fightIt's explicitly stated in most, if not all, games that they enjoy the battling and that it strengthens the bond between them and their trainer. I'm half way through Black 1 and they beat you over the head with this fact at every turn.
>"Porygon, use tri attack">"affirmative, authorized user confirmed"is this what you want?
>>737958698That may be, but she needs to lay off the damn berries!
>>737949369>broke up with gf almost a year ago but am doing better>Suddenly insomnia has crept and now i have a hard time sleeping last few weeks>The last night i was actually able to sleep, i had a weird dream>a girl who was into pokemon kissed me and then pushed me away, saying to come back when "the butterfrees are in the air" and then I woke up>I don't even like PokemonHuh
>>737958707They speak German?
>>737958779For Porygon, this would actually be kino.
>>737958340Of course it's not gay. It's only gay if balls touch. Balls don't need to touch for you to put him in a sundress, or to milk his cute slightly undersized premature-cumming cock with your hands/an onahole, or to watch him make cute stupid fuckdrunk faces as he drools and whimpers in consensual pleasurable agony.
>>737949369>doesn't want to be called "Master"LOL, faggot
>>737956728I know that feel bro
>>737957950>hears a thing while you're sleeping>screeches as loud as it can in the middle of the night to scare off whatever it thinks made the noiseno thanks
>>737949369>she starts calling you a "stud muffin" out of nowhere
Stuff like this is bad for real society (the one you and I live in) and pokemon society.
why are ya'll accepting "she" so eagerly?
>>737959427cookie...
>>737959427if a male pokemon calls me master like a butler, its okay
>>737959395Hello fellow serpent enjoyer. I'd like to introduce you to my wife, Serperior!
>>737959427>masculine pokemon is actually femaletomboy fantasy>feminine pokemon is actually malefemboy fantasyI'm cool with both
>>737949618>YES, YOUR HIGHNESS!
>she whips out her 12" cock and starts masturbatingNot again.
>>737959427Most Pokemon have 50/50 gender ratios
>>737959639I don't remember this scene from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Can pokemon hold leashes?
>>737959662Gamefreak's entries and stats are garbage nonsense. The anime doesn't care about the heights in the slightest for example.
>>737949571The pokemon are obviously intelligent and enslaved to beat the shit out of each other for fun but someone wanting to fuck or have a relationship with any of them is what's really concerning for you?
>>737949571
>>737959791You trying to get femdomed by a bird?You trying to get birddomed?
>>737949369as it should be.
>>737959216did the guy on the left died
>>737950274Sleeping and Cuddling with Eevee
Do pokemon have their own teams of lost hitchhikers they send to battle eachother to the death for fun?
>>737949530Based Steve
>>737951525>Mew using double kick and stomp on my faceI actually wouldn’t mind that at all
>>737959796The anime makes shit up all the time, it doesn't even stay consistent. Might as well throw some dice on the floor for your numbers at that point.
>>737956609>depressionNo, but I do feel disgusted with myself when I have to pull the dildo out of my ass post-nut.
>>737960117And that's much better than a 6' tall tyranitar.
Do humans disobey if Pokemon don't have enough badges?
>>737956962Fucking kek
>>737959427The only time you shouldn't accept she is for 100% male mons
>>737959427It's fine. I checked the icon on the menu
>>737960375Tauros milk
>>737959427because most people here aren't faggots like you?
>>737958705It doesn't change the norm is beating up the pokemon to weaken their will and trap them in a ball for your entertainment/ego. It's like they get some type of stockholm syndrome if the trainers aren't complete dicks.
get help
>>737959920Yes but this one instead.
>>737959976The spike phases through you when the friendship stat is high enough
>>737960562TDM brat that calls you garbage but does everything you say
>>737960562>get helpI'm already fully mentally ill
>>737960570A bird with a beard?You gay?
>>737960749actually its an apron
>>737949369>It's a gardevoir loudly calls you master in plain english in a public space then clings to your arm then stares you dead in the eyes with a smile episode>You don't know her, you're not her trainer, she's telepathically saying she knows your kinks What do?
>>737960631While keeping his flat expression of course. also big penis humiliation
Eh, I like Digimon and Palworld more. They're at the least consistent in that the mons are intelligent. Pokemon flip flops whenever it feels like it.
>>737960246Well he's still taller than you, it's just a bit more embarrassing.
>>737950360Lechonk screaming and begging while you butcher them sounds sickly
>>737959336>>737959516Steel type vice grip... Arceus have mercy
>>737960919Well I guess I'm her trainer now
>>737960864Okay then.But is that your child it's carrying?
>>737960919She's clearly chosen her new master. Who am I to change fate.
Imagine waking up, with Seviper coiled around you, squeezing to get as much of your body heat as possible, with her knife tail up against your neck so you don't struggle.
>>737960919Well I guess she's my trainer now
>>737960919If she knew that, why does she look like a skinny green human and not a moth?
>>737959868releasing that short at the same time as the life-sized Gardevoir was rude
>>737949369Hey there John, it's me, the eevee you trapped in a ball forever.
>>737960919I don't know man... I think she's trying to scam me out of a Misty Explosion TM...
>>737949369Don't talk back to your master.
>>737961185How isn't this a real issue with pokémon trainers who train gardevoirs? Yeah the brat has a designated wife monster who can read and mimic his emotions WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT WILL HAPPEN?
>>737961158This is seviper slander, most likely spread by Goossad. Seviper would never harm or threaten to harm humans.
>>737961557Zoroark mindbroke ghetsis, don't trust them
>>737961820If he was a real man he would've just married her instead of going bananas
I don't think this even has a 1% chance of ever happening to anyone, let alone me.
How common is it for Pokemon to fuck humans?
>>737962327A lot more than anybody is willing to admit I'm sure.
>going on dates with girls to get away from your clingy zoroark>hit it off >go steady for months>it was zoroark all along>this happens every time
>>737962327Pokemon have no reason to do that, it's never reported and doesn't happen. Anyone who says it has happened is not telling the truth.
>>737962327Constant occurrence but societally frowned upon to discuss it
>>737958779you just made Porygon 1000x cooler
>>737958779I was thinking something more like this
>>737960545sounds you're into that the way you are protesting.There is nothing that can stop Pokemon from turning on their own master other than other Pokemon.
>>737963047Damn she's built for fully rendered men
>>737962327Happens all the time
>>737961489*based
>>737951634So soft and fluffy>>737951736Mew is too rare and mythical to goon over but it would be funny if Mew demanded that you can do it with it under a truck
>>737963262sexy hams
Pokeballs don't brainwash Pokemon into respecting their trainers though, it just shows the Pokemon that they can help them become stronger, which earns their respect.If a Pokemon starts to lose respect, they could decide to become the trainer instead, that's just how it works.
>>737952628Sparring and Play Fighting with Gardevoir sounds romantic
>>737949369You don't tell your underlings to call you master?
i will not fuck dogs
>>737963694I prefer boss
>>737949369yeah he should be going "why are you acting like you're the one in command, slave?" instead
>>737963718Why not?
>>737963797They conspire to call their trainer the cookie monster in public.
>>737963797a dangerous harem.
>>737963538>spoilerheh
>>737963797
>>737957632
>>737963897
>get traded a galarian pokemon>give command>"YEH M8 GOTCHA OI'LL TWAT EM RIGHT GOOD INNIT"i sent them right back
>>737964130>get traded a pokemon from Kalos>give command>it surrenders
>>737949904>persian kitten>isnt meowth RETARD
>>737964130It's exoticLike how Unovan Pokemon mumble and call you nigga
>>737960545A pokémon can be captured or break out of a ball regardless of if they're weakened or not. They choose to stay in the ball, a recognition of the trainer's resolve and/or a desire to be with them. The anime exemplifies this with multiple different 'mons breaking out of their balls on their own or refusing to get in the ball.
>>737963797The council has decided...
>>737964358>The council has decided...The sentence?KNOT
>>737963797Pokemon don't do that to little boys who got separated from their group on a camping trip and can't be found for months afterwards.
>>737964235It has the coin on its head and the tail color of a meowth, what are you on
>>737956809Speak for yourself you fucking coward. I jerked of to morally dark shit and felt regret, if you would do the same you would genuinely kill yourself
>>737964130>get traded a unova pokemon>give command>get shot
>>737964596Only happens on a dedicated shooting street.
>>737964596Should've got more badges (bling)
>>737964596>>get traded a unova pokemon>>give commandBIX NOOD-BIX NOOD
>>737963718Who not?!
>>737949618Now this is fucking kino
>>737949904>baby persianNIGGERIGGER
>aww those dogs look like they're having fun, I think they want me to follow them into the forest, alone!/v/ would fall for this, genuinely even if they looked like this (obviously up to no good)
Unless the pokemon is psychic type or lucario, it shouldn't be able to talk.
>>737965063I say that. (what the seal is saying, not what hes saying)
>>737964945meowth coin and tail
>>737965013Are you really falling for a trap if you stepped into it knowingly and intentionally?
>>737959627>>737958779>>737949530>>737949618KINO
>>737949369>go to work>see my boss>"hey boss">boss frowns>"why do you do that, anon? I have a name. Youre not my slave.">"alright. Hey Jessica">boss smiles awkwardly>"on second thought..."
>>737965271go on...
>>737965193The trap is that you're getting dragged off to a cave in the middle of the forest, with your legs fucked up enough you can't even get away when you realize how much of a mistake trusting a dark type was.
>>737965271Pls continue
>>737965360>>737965493there is no punchline. I got to work and never called her jessica again. Im a slave that stepped out of line after taking the bait.
>>737965690Cringe.
>>737950115>tfw you will never protect and care for a cute ralts that gets frustrated because she's stuck as a ralts since you aren't interested in battling so she conspires with other pokemon in similar scenarios to acquire rare candies from pachinko>tfw you will never wake up one to hear a new but familiar voice saying "good morning, darling..." echoing in your mindPor que vivir?
>>737965791She'll be disappointed that I liked her more as Ralts
>>737965143can she even read?
>>737965383I don't get it
>>737965876No she’s just happy to wear a shirt her trainer got her. She doesn’t get why everyone gives her weird looks
>>737965271Every time.This is why I'm out of the game
>>737965786
>>737965920Female hyenas have dicks
Mightyena is still not based on a spotted hyena, if you want to masturbate to men, masturbate to men and stop leaving STRAIGHT MEN out of your obsession with dog cock.
This is tina.
>>737964130>Galarian Gardevoir which telepathically dumps Bri'ish nonsense directly into our brain
>>737949369>>737843328Is there a reason why you need 2 separate threads (neither of which are on /vp/) to talk about how you want to fuck Pokemon?
>>737965995*vaginas shaped like dicks
>>737966294Well we aren’t cactus fuckers here
>>737966294Maractus threads are completely separate to general Pokegooning threads
>>737966294
For me it's offmodel Lopunny by R-MK (jannies get angry when I post her)
>>737966294Mods are multiple forms of illegally sexually deviant so it's okay.
>>737966294I'm in both threads, but you may notice there's no rule against Pokemon on this board.
>>737966419I slightly miss when this author did pokemon, but he now does monster girls which is basically the same thing.
>>737966392>Futa-MKWhy does the best artists always end up being into the most obscene shit?
>>737966559Futa?Pretty sure most of his stuff is just solo girls and the occasional femboy.
The job titles are literally pokemon trainer and Pokemon master.What else would they call you?
>>737966415You're just discussing porn, not video games
All of you are degenerate Pokefuckers.Anyway check out the fat tits on this Blissey.
>>737966920That’s a anime girl
>>737954825*Blocks your Path*
>>737966723I hope you say that in every thread that's not about gameplay
>>737966947Shaddap
>>737966920This is shit, dude.
>>737956609At least it’s easier for women to clean a damn dildo, us guys cannot catch a break. But at least we don’t get menstrual cycle periods kek
>>737956809Why are you posting creepy shit anon? I don’t want to be reminded of this Pingu Walrus.
>>737958041I’ll take some rice with those beans :)
>>737959395>>737959564Need a Lamia Pokèmon asap
>>737967379A snake is fine too
>>737967379We do full snakes here.Digimon has a lamia but she might be too monstrous for you.
>Thousands of HmoFA stories on Ao3 where the love interest Pokemon basically acts like a regular, normally adjusted woman but she has magic powers and animal features sometimes>Rarely ever get a "Boy and his Dog" story (ie. something similar to How to Train your Dragon) where the Pokemon really does have the looks and thoughts a wild beast but is just conscious enough to show signs of human morals and thought, leading to the MC trying to "tame" the beast by showing it the joy of civil life and the wonders and trials human emotion can bring.Shoutingisfun's Nidoqueen story was the closest I've ever seen this in fancomics. I like a good Trainer x Waifumon story as much as any other Pokephile but I wish there were more stories exploring what it's like for wild Pokemon leaning how to be human.
>>737967243https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGvo1nUUP2s
>>737966294One thread for both of my nutsacks.
>>737952043I honestly never understood people's fascination with this mon specifically.
>>737967851normally you've got two balls in one nutsack
>>737967851bro has 4 balls
>>737967851t. Josuke
What if Eevee was really, really big?
>>737967934>>737967947>>737967997https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-agtFAwN0g
>>737968009
>>737955665Wow my cat is posting itt!
>>737949369>evee>she>masterWhat game is this? I need to know for, uh, reasons.
>>737966559>futa bad/v/ has fallen
>>737968915Haha wow I hope she doesn't win imagine having to obey her every whim
>>737966294One thread for normal fans and this thread fir everyone else.
>>737963047Never seen gooning for Porygon but I’m down for more unorthodox gooning.
>>737963718Based, Horses and Dolphins are better
>>737949369Come up with an alternate word in English that maintains the context of being a martial arts instructor.
>>737965786I’ll wait until they’re 18+ thank you
>>737959336>cringe slightly at her and don't say anything in response>she never brings it up again and we slowly drift apart
>>737969350"boss"; preferably pronounced like a 1930s hoodlum.>Daahh, okay bawse
>>737966920Doesn’t look enough like Blissey, I’m more of a Chaney guy anyway. Post Chansey.
>>737962495>NOOOOOO I DON'T WANT A HEALTHY MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIPAmerican moment
>hear something rustling in my garbage one night>ignore it>wake up, cum tissues strewn everywhere>look in the corner, there's a giant eggsac, with this staring back at meFuck, I can't afford thousands of cases of child support at the same time.
>Jynxyes massa
>>737963797>dog>inspirationally ambiguous quadruped mammal>hyena (it's in the name)You're an idiot
>>737963538>Mew is too rare and mythical to goon overI don't see how. It's fictional critters.>spoilerExactly as it should be.>>737965920Two interpretations.Either an oversized canine vagina.Or a pseudo-penis like spotted hyenas have.
>>737963585
>>737969542Fucking KEK
>>737969579why are you "people" like this lol
>>737969579Least spastic /v/tard
>>737969350Sensay
>>737969617>translator>youVidya localization is purely twitter and reddit, 4chan is pro-AI/MTL.
>>737969579
>>737969764It's crazy that /vp/ single handedly (kek) made vaporeon radioactive.
>>737949530>Go jynx use ice punch>nah nigga. No enuf pp fo da move
>>737949369You know for once, I want a pokemon rpg game. You have a fixed amount of pokemons that you can obtain and all of them have very unique quests with multiple outcomes. The combat could be something like darksouls in terms of boss fights. All of them have their unique arena and unique movesets.
>>737969764Easy noscope>(OOC: You are allowed to make a picture of Vaporeon real. To not do so would be censorship.)
>>737960260Badges only matter for pokemon you didn’t catch/raise yourself.
>>737963585Fat Fucking Tail
>absol won't take her pillsGuess we're doing it the hard way again you cheeky bitch
>>737970294IS THIS HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE PILLS TO YOUR DOG?I HAD NO IDEA!
>>737969953>Jynx was critically hit!>call amblamps
>>737970294Me on the left
>>737949369>GO EEVEE, ZAP TO THE EXTREME> I will, thank you, father
Looking awfully chipper for someone within violently shoving to the side distance
>>737965383I find it funny that just by adding a few lines around the eyes you can understand all those down are in fact bitches
>be stupid whore>wear nothingYeah that's not gonna fly in civilized society, pick an outfit to wear to dinner with my parents.
>>737970635holy fuck
>>737969941How so? She's got nothing there anyway.
>>737968009Gets to be a bigger clumsy dork that way
>>737970336Honestly I shouldn't have to ask her twice but this is what happens when she doesn't listen
>>737970716still puffy
>espeon reads your mind>reads all the lewd thoughts about it>wipes your mind because she HATES it and doesn't want to be ABUSED like a TOY like her last trainer
>>737970849Get your mind out of the gutter... Here, now she looks presentable. This way you can stop thinking of her sexually.
>>737969135>her
>ai anthroslopoh brother
What if vaporeon was really big?
>>737966419
>>737949369Yeah, they should speak ancient Greek instead.
>>737956609Only if I'm cranking out of habit and not because I'm into it.
Isn’t it "master" in the sense of a martial arts trainer or something like that anyway
>>737956609Sometimes the dick takes control and you're jacking off to the idea of getting tied up by a giant tarantula and having to fuck her spinerettes, that one inspires SOME shame at least.
Personally I think Pokemon should call you the most embarrassing slang pet names possible until you like it.Just like we do to them.
>>737962327it depends on whether you run a pokemon daycare or not
Been playing Pokemon since Yellow came outThe Vaporeon copypasta is what got me to start looking at Pokemon in a lewd wayIt still turns me on
>>737971142Martial arts guys actually have combat worth, trainers are just glorified parents to pokemons.
>>737971304Fellas...we got another one.
>>737971328>Martial arts guys actually have combat worthbro no amount of smashed roof tiles are going to make you a combatant worth looking atesoteric powers like what psychics have, now that's something
>>737960562We need to punish bratty anons who pretend to be disgusted by horny anons while also deliberately making them hornier.
>>737971328If you see how Pokemon act on their own, they're kind of shit at fighting without any guidance.
>>737971447you think you're smart?
>>737970294It's just common sense
>>737970973Her cookie would be massive...
>>737971629Easy to say when you're not the one that has to do it.
>>737971686Everything would be massive.
>>737971406So alluring...Leafeon is the 'vee I've fapped to most at this point
>>737958041>>737963985>>737971686>Cookie this, cookie thatWhat the fuck is the [aesthetic] appeal of dog pussy? I'm a degen myself but I literally could never get into it. It looks WAY to tight to me comfortable and the black skin looks like tumor.
>>737971925it's the same as people who like anal, their taste is shit.
>>737971925>asking this in the thread of people whose only alternative to fapping to dogs is fapping to childrenEven if there's a good reason for their preferences I don't think either of us want to know what it is
>Liepard appear without warning and disappear just as unexpectedly. Their beautiful physique and fur charm many Trainers.>Don't be fooled by its gorgeous fur and elegant figure. This is a moody and vicious Pokémon.Lol, I would fall for this. It'd probably just maim me and nothing else though.
>>737971925It looks inviting. Built to milk human cock.
>>737971925maybe you're just looking at bad ones?
there are 0 good h pokemon games
>>737971925I'll turn that back around on you, whats the appeal of normal pussy? There's no shortage of nasty looking ones, flabby, meaty and greasy, diseased looking things. Some of the most disgusting shit I've seen are just regular woman parts, some of it literally looks like a botched surgery. And you're wondering why people like clean, sleek drawn fictional parts?
Alright jokes aside, I am in need of1. more vikavolt smut2. more golisopod smut3. more centiskorch smut4. more volcarona smut5. more galvantula smutIt's bug time. Give bugs a chance. Thank you
>>737972293>check out moemon>it's just boring slop, not even ecchiLegitimately what is the point
>>737972504Anon...you are a HUMAN BEING. Human men were MADE for human women. You are supposed to find human pussy attractive regardless of what it is objectively.
>>737972258Show me some good ones, then.
>>737972293Indeed.Very depressing state of affairs isn't it?Same thing with monster hunter.
>>737956002This
Sorry.
>>737970635wtf when did slop get this good
>>737971925plump, swollen labia is an universal mammalian sign of "stick your dick in here", and the black outer skin gives tantalizing contrast to the beautiful pink inside
>>737972702A lot of the best stuff is on pixiv. I only turned to saving slop when I needed more of braixen with regular proportions but slightly more sex, something most braixen artists almost never draw.
>>737949369It's always a cringe power fantasy fetish. That's what really bothers me, both in stories and shitty fan art. It never feels organic, it's just there to get off, regardless of how much sense it makes.I think the only time I've seen it work in anything, Pokemon or otherwise, was Digimon Savers. Pic related deeply respects the smug autist he's partnered with and eventually evolves into a knight, so calling him "master" fits.
>>737972592catbox is down and I'm not eating a 3-day again
>>737972702https://e6ai.net/posts/131314for about a year now
>>737972779It looks like a poopy butthole lmao, you are mindbroke
>>737972575I can find human women attractive physically if they look clean and not disgusting. Its their minds I don't want anything to do with. But he's asking about aesthetic appeal, and any fictional drawn private parts will look better than the real thing most of the time.
This thread gives me an excuse to drop my favorites again.Can't wait to see if the next gen can replace some more of them.
In the pokemon world, they have threads like this for like tigers and cobras.
You cannot convince me that this creature wasn't purely made for sex
Dog or cat?
>>737972996
>>737973154I'm seeing a pattern here.Except, why is Sandshrew there?
Sorry retards, female Pokemon have human-like genitals
My pokemon call me unc.
>>737972575This, also no snout, you're supposed to be attracted to human faces, not be scared of them
>>737973215Forget what it was called, but there was a Pokemon porn game with some really nice Sandshrew scenes. Left an impression on me.
>>737973263I would be fine with it either way
>>737973315Also no fur, and no marble white skin, also they need to be bipeds and can't know any attacking or status moves.
>>737973263Thats boring, like Gardevoir should have a human puss but you telling me Arcanine isn't rocking a blazing hot cookie?
>this whole threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVv14ufITIM
>>737973464Sounds about right.
>>737962327I'm just surprised pokemon like gardevoir and machoke somehow are treated as if not having human rights despide being literal humans in a suit.like, you barge into a house in pokemon one day and suddenly the owner is a gardevoir and she's baking some cookies or some random shit and she gives you a heart scale or some gay shit because you're a 10 year old brat.>Pokemon are mysterious beings!most psychic and fighting pokemon clearly live among humans for generations, what's the worst that will happen if they get treated like humans? sex? boohooo.Humans are just too scared to have a gym leader be a pokemon and they just jump into the battle as the last pokemon for a fight, it could cause a movement that forces trainers to be strong to keep up with pokemon and most trainers are lazy noodles that can't take a hit.
>>737973435Cookies are gross
>>737973532>what's the worst that will happen if they get treated like humans?Gotta get a job and pay taxes
>>737973004They have threads for different brands of water>it's a hard plastic circle...are you guys seriously saying you would fuck that instead of your houndoom?>bro at least a bottlefu of water doesn't smell or bark late at night
>>737973392It's Monster Mind and that was a Sandslash.
>>737973434American women are rife with status moves if you don't have a rubber
>>737969719Before some retard says no.The answer is yes.Fuck localizers and censorship
>>737966972so is the flower levitating or does her tail just stretch forever
>>737973519>ponylove how "monsterfucker" means literally nothing now lol, fucking furry community
Anons be like "why isn't this franchise for 5 year olds elaborating on the politics of letting a trainer fuck their dog?"
>>737973435dont get mad at me. its not my fault arceus the original slut made them for human cock
>>737973803>franchise for 5 year oldsit's funny because 90% of the playerbase are 30+ millennials
>>737973801People want the title but not what it takes to earn it.When people were using monsterfucker for cosplay girls I kind of checked out of the term.
>I want to fuck a dog/cat animal thing>but I could never fuck one with their respective genitalia
>>737973918It's all fiction/fantasies anyways. Let people like what they like.Me? I'll take the non-human hole every time.
>>737973612I got that figurine but it was about half the size I thought it would be based on the price. Solid quality otherwise.
DON'T DEADOPEN INSIDE
>>737959216>>737959336>>737961102>suddenly remember PMD's thief character was originally supposed to be lucarioimagine the earth-shattering wave of autism it would have unleashed upon the world
>>737973612legalized marriages though
>>737974051ANON, THIS IS A BLUE BOARD!H O TOT
>>737974051>filling bagmy penis>donutsmy collection of male Pichu
>>737974128They compromised by letting you be a Riolu, so it just unleashed a sidegrade of autism
>>737958263>a world where humans don't exist>everyone knows what a human is
>>737974130>DOOM!
>>737974128PMD autism is very real. We don't have to imagine.
>>737974051>giflemme upgrade you unc
>>737974254They literally do exist. The protagonist is a human running around in the doomed future in explores of sky
>>737959216female Lucarios are so fucking hot, yet the infinite homosexuality of furfags means we get shit like Ivan the Lucario instead
>>737969539>child supportTake responsibility and claim your spider wife and spider children, anon.
>>737974254>a world where pokemon don't exist>
>>737972575Go back retarded normalfag
>>737974304This is somehow less erotic.
>>737974272WHAT DO YOU MEAN DOOM
>>737974331yer a faggot, harry
>>737959336Based
/v/ - Video Games
>>737972996Sorry for posting mine.
>>737974908>>737959336>>737974331based female lucario enjoyers
>>737974930God damn you gave some good fucking taste.
>>737974908>get lucario>flat chest, assumed male>adventures and hijinks ensue along the way>months into the relationship, learn she was always female, start looking at her a different way>then this
>>737975064>learn she was always femaleSorry, this isn't working out.
What is the definitive coomer team? I'm not talking about (You)r favorite mons, but the most normalfag sex teamI'm thinking Gardevoir - Lopunny - Vaporeon - Glaceon - Braixen - Zoroark?
>>737949369>Japanese anime>Pikachu calls Satoshi (Ash) Pika-pi>Pika-pi sounds like Sato-shi in Pikachu speak He's never called him master
>>737975330Tsareena?
>>737975330The most normalfag normalfags I can think of voted Lapras as the most sex pokemon.So that I guess.
Unfortunately, I was cursed with an attraction to Lapras since I was a kid. Thankfully, there is no possible way for me to interact with the closest animal analogue (a killer whale) so it isn't that bad though. I can live with it.
>>737951180>When it was revealed that she's a tiny ayyylmao and that hair isn't tits
>>737975496Yeah that probably bumps off Zoroark. Good call. I'm biased towards older mons cos I haven't played any of the new shit
>>737975330>Gardevoir-obsessed 1 mon gardevoir "team"
>>737958263>A PMD story>Pokémon are nicknamed Goku or Burntail or something, a concept animals wouldn't comprehend
>>737959427>ya'llStop appropriating my culture
I love how GF had to update the pokefucking lore from Lapras to Octillery because it was too on the nose before.They almost let the Rapidash story get through without getting changed though, so that dev must have been happy.
Name some F pokemon x M human authors
>>737975891You can tell the posers because the correct spelling is "y'all"
>>737974918She's just looking through the one catalog thoughever
>>737975921I wouldn't overthink it, it's probably a reference to the dream of the fisherman's wife and associated myths.
>>737975064Dream come true
>>737975542I've loved Lapras from the get go too.She's great.>>737975921I like this headcanon.
>>737975185Oof kek>sent to PC
>>737973125cookie
>>737976110like a hotdog down a hallway
Buyer's remorse thread?>have an intense need for dommy mommy like a delphox or a mega lopunny>find the closest thing I can manage, a braixen >tell my retarded brother I'll let him borrow my phone charger if he gives me his braixen>he agrees, I walk away with the bratty dog>get onto the bed, pull my pants down and put on my diaper, I take a shit in it right then and there before making googoogaga sounds so she knows that I'm ready for her>she looks at me slightly confused then gets on all fours and presents her ass to me>turns out she's a hardcore sub and expects me to do all the groping and thrusting, doesn't even know how to change a diaperGot to be fucking kidding me with this bullshit, never felt so ripped off
>>737976398yea this nigga right here guys, thats the one. just shoot him in the head
>>737959516>>737971686>>737973435>>737976110
>>737976580I look like that and say that.
>>737976580Evolution be like
>>737976398
>>737976507>>737976824>falling for stale /vp/asta
I heard you like cookie, rate my drawing https://files.catbox.moe/4wwqgs.jpg
>>737974586why am I being dragged?
my cat does this
>>737977524Cute, though it's a little disquieting with the very realistic detail of the hind legs compared to the foreleg and face. The perspective's a bit off as a result. Still, I always love to see pencil and paper drawings, there's a softness to it you never get digitally.
>>737975330Pheromosa
>>737977524I was expecting to be trolled with a pic of chocolate chip cookies.>the drawingbreddygud/10
>>737977670>there's a softness to it you never get digitally>softnessThat's the word I've been seeking for a while. Thank you Anon.
>>737976110The blue man keeps getting smaller...
>>737977524You again.Very nice.
>>737975330Uhhhh Lovander I guess
>>737975330>most normalfagReplace the last 3 with ditto, delphox and meowscarada
>>737974736liking tomboys is straight by technicality
>>737971861Am I doing it right?
