Uh… bros… I’m not feeling so good…
>>737960307this game has 0 authentic interest in it.
Why the fuck did they make this instead of more Hitman?I don't know a single gamer that wishes there were less Hitman and more 007 garbage.
Q: Why is the new James Bond game going to suck?A: Because it's not this: https://youtu.be/CoMKwrtrkuk?t=67
>>737960307Hitman absolution is good tho
>>737960841>>737961059>>737961110>>737961216Incels are going to freak when this comes out
>>737961290Q, We mustch be better men
>>737961290Jeff Bezos thanks you for being a class traitor
>>737960307I liked Absolution, thoughbeit. It's not much of a Hitman game, with all the baggage it entails, but I enjoyed it more than most games in the series. However, I can't remember the last time I gave a fuck about James Bond.
Bond was only good when Cubby was in charge. Everyone else is just soullessly destroying the identity of Bond.
>>737961446Lol i read this in his voice.
IO has tried to reinvent themselves like 5 times now and it always ends with them coming crawling back to Hitman.
>>737961059They went independent so imagine it has to do with trying to get cash through the 007 IP. Hitman seemed pretty popular to me but I'm sure 007 still reaches further.
Oh boy I can't wait to pay per level with always online DRM that works half the time!
>>737961541Says the one supporting mass migration.
>>737960307The weakness being they made a worse hitman game in attempt to attract normies, all in all not bad
>>737962123Sorry, I'm not a treasonous Republican selling my country out to foreign corporations that rob our treasury, fucking RAT.
>>737962024>trying to get cash through the 007 IPWhat about all the money they have to burn just to license and be able to use the 007 IP?Boomer execs always seem to not get this, but many video games names are today more recognizable and bigger money-generators than classic movie shit like 007, Star Wars, Godfather etc.
>>737960307this game actually looks good but woke journalists will trash it because the protagonist is a white male
>>737962276Importing cheap brown labor is the primary killer of the middle class and workers rights.
>>737960841"Hey let's make a James Bond game but instead of taking inspiration from 70 years of Bond we'll just be arrogant dickheads and make shitty zoomer uncharted"Yeah...
>>737962356Nigger, no one will like it because its a soulless cash grab. Your left/right bullshit are pathetic attempts at deflecting.
>>737962430Execs are so out of touch that they didn't realize that the only reason Uncharted was considered "good" is because it was literally the only thing to play on the NoGamesStation3 that couldnt be played better on an Xgod 360. It's success was solely due to the console war of the time.
>>73796252410 million illegals came in under Biden
>>737962524>(((white)))
>>737962868Unfortunately the Jews own white people completely. If you deny this, then go on and criticize Israel anywhere and see what happens.
>>737960307I think Absolution is my favorite Hitman. The tone was dark and gritty, clearly influenced by the likes of Breaking Bad. Are you clowns trying to sell me on the even more or something?
>be hitman devs>get 007 license>be some of the most skilled developers when it comes to allowing player freedom in how they achieve objectives>make a movie game insteadBruh
>>737960307Maybe they should have tried to be its own thing instead of a Hitman copy
>>737961059>reeeee why did you try something different instead of milking a dying franchise to death?!
Imagine a James Bond game where you get to pick your own Bond, based on the actors.50% would pick Brosnan, 30% Connery, 19 the other ones and 1% Moore
>>737960307https://www.pcgamer.com/games/action/after-3-hours-with-007-first-light-ios-weaknesses-are-on-display-in-a-way-they-havent-been-since-hitman-absolution/
>>737961290I wanted so badly for this game to be good. I waited years. Fucking dammit>>737961059Me nigga, old school JB is cool
>>737964242>Hitman a dying franchise>using 007 as an example of something different than "dying franchise"You must be the stupidest little nigger troglodyte to visit the board this year
>>737964318why do people hate Moore again?
>>737964681Can't blame zoomies for not getting bond. We've been stuck with craig for far too long
>>737960307For me, it's the fact that he looks too young. Worse, he looks like Peter Parker in the recent Sony Spider-Man games. He doesn't look like Bond.
Her name is Jamie Bond and she's a beautiful trans woman that only shoots people of European descent. She is the strongest agent of Mossad and there is no stopping this strong woman once she puts her mind to something.
>>737964730Nobody hates moore. Octopussy is too good for that to be the case
>>737961059>I don't know a single gamer that wishes there were less Hitman and more 007 garbage.My brother. But he only plays Sony first party games and sports games. He recently watched every single Bond movie in order in preparation for the game. No he does not thing Connery was best Bond.
>>737964730Imagine Austin Powers movies except only half of them are good and Austin is a grandpa. That's Moore's Bond.
>>737964887Call him a fag
>>737964940Nah modern fags are too hard on moore. He did for too long, but at least the movied aren't gay fag fests like the craig era.
>>737964730It's a meme.Like naming Golden Eye when someone asks for a good Bond movie.
>>737964756Why even set in modern times? Just put it in the 60s and make the Soviets in a secret moon base the bad guys. Fuck trannies, fuck niggers, and fuck the 21st century and all of its gay retard shit.
>>737964692>hurr durr I don't know the difference between an IP being used in a videogame and a movie franchise>just make 9001 hitman games bro never ever branch out or do anything different bro it's only bad when it's cawadooty bro>btw here's some extremely low IQ statement with a slur do I fit in yet?!!?!
>>737964942He knows he is, but he's too stupid to change.
I can't believe we're still getting third person cinematic bullshit like Uncharted in this day and age, this game is like 15 years late.
>>737961446PFFFFFF
>>737965113>hurr durr I don't know the difference between an IP being used in a videogame and a movie franchiseWhat difference? At the end of the day, it's the same IP, a dying one as evidenced clearly by their killing off of the classic Bond and attempting to reboot him with a BLACK QWEEN who got her hair and nails dun and aint dont finna need no man.That's an actual dying IP, while Hitman is today thriving more than it ever has. Nobody said to make 9001 of them, that's your own made-up dimwit hyperbole.
>>737961059I do. Hitman is oversaturated. It was never that much fun to begin with.
>>737961290i can't wait for it's failure
>>737960307STOP GETTING BOND WRONG
>>737965440>It was never that much fun to begin withYou clearly don't have a single good thing to say about Hitman.So it's more of a case of "I don't like X, therefore they should never make X" rather than it actually being oversaturated
Why is it still undefeated 30 years later?
>>737960841Same with saros and that mediocre space shooter with the hot blonde
>>737965638I can be right about both things. How many games doing the same shit every time do you want?
>>737960307serious question, who asked for this shit?this doesnt look like 007 at all.
>>737966023>How many games doing the same shit every time do you want?Imagine posting this while failing to recognize the irony of it. There is 1 franchise that does the kind of social stealth/manipulation that Hitman does.How many action shooty BLAM-BLAM, car chase explosion games do you want? The 5,000+ games out there weren't enough?
I still don't like ugly minorities.
>>737961446Q predicted this
I don’t know why IO is addicted to making shitty cinematic action games after each proper Hitman game.
>>737961216disconcerning fact
>>737961059Probably because the studio is run by boomers who have been dreaming about making a Bond game for decades and they cashed in on their chance to do so, similar to Todd being obsessed with making a boring NASApunk game and jumping at the chance to use Microsoft’s money to do so.
They worked on World of Assassination so long they forgot how to do anything else.
all I wanted was more world of assassination missions for bond I'll just play nightfire, goldeneye and everything or nothing
>>737961290Is he gay or something? That's just being british, nothing modern about it
>a shooter game where you can't use your guns until you're shot at firstSounds pretty fucking dumb. Tall grass stealth is also the worst form of stealth there is. Bond isn't a fucking Pokemon.
>>737963015This is clearly referencing gameplay mechanics, not the "tone".
Reminder that they still also work on that Fantasy RPG for Microsoft lol.
>>737960307Does gen alpha/z even know who James Bond is?
speaking of hitmanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaijI-XTigchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANHDtAsileAyeah where's your boardgame 007
>>737967179i mean he is a public school boy
>>737962024>still reaches further.Yeah among movie watching boomers.
>>737967686He's that British black guy
>>737967572>Tall grass stealth is also the worst form of stealth there issmdh in arma
the game looks like worse uncharted and vast amount of people who would be interested in bond cringed when they saw poojeet M
It looks really dumb. Low energy Uncharted clone, poor mix of mindless normie blockbuster with watered down Hitman segments that will just result in awkward pacing. Tonedeaf because they managed to fix their bad image after Absolution with WOA, knowing their core Hitman fans hate the normie shit, but they're throwing that away to slip back into it. In an era where PS360 cinematic TPS are out of trend. So it won't even be effective at selling big to normies despite the IP being big (and also thanks to Brocolli's daughter raping the series to death anyway). It's just bizarre.On top of that, they made it turbo woke when woke is dead and they made one of the most charismatic Hollywood character into the blandest sanitized boring zoomer looking possible. No one is looking at this and thinking "cool, exciting, can't wait". Incomprehensible design and development choices honestly.I was watching previews early today and there was a short segment where Bond talks to NPCs and it was shot in the same boring bankrupt RPG way as every other game. Reminded me they did the same shit in the Robocop game. When they could do cool inventive cinematography instead of generic shit from every other game, and when the appeal of these characters is the bigger than life aura and cool factor with non stop pacing.This shit is bankrupt and has zero personality, look at footage and it could be any other game.I don't want to play Bond to stealth crouch in tall grass or high behind chest high walls or asking random NPCs for directions, what the fuck.
>>737964318Happy to be that 1%>>737964730They hate fun
>>737967714so that's why they shoehorned those random nignog and woman characters into the game
>>737965707To be fair, I liked Hitman World because it felt like a proper 3D objective based stealth shooter. You know, like Mission Impossible or bond.I wish the syndicate mode had a bit more depth to it
Do I get to drink martinis and bang hot chicks?
>>737968614That would be tone deaf in 2026. Be better anon.
>>737960307absolution wasnt even that bad
>>737964242What do you mean by dying?
>>737960307>Thinking black lesbian James Bond would be good>>737961290>Modern Values>>737964318What about Sheboond?>>737968614No, you get a lactose free latte, and a 800 pound lesbian black disabled woman.
I honestly assumed it would just play 80% like Hitman already does but with a 007 skin and cool gadgets.
>>737969004Is she okay? Why does she look like that?
>>737960841this
>>737964318>1% MooreCream rises to the top
>>737961290So he's going to target native British people waving the St George's Cross flag while doing his damnedest to make sure muslim rapists and murderers are free to walk the streets to commit more crimes? Or are missions going to focus on making sure more muslim rapists can enter the country as "refugees" by helping them onto boats in other countries?
>>737961059Because they were given money.>>737961290I honestly doubt that I/O has an real say in the way Bond is presented. If he's presented a certain way it's because that's what the rights holders want and they have to go along with it.
>>737964730His movies leaned more towards campy and weren't super serious drama. The type of people who unironically believe or parrot Empire Strikes Back being the best Star Wars movie (it's not, the first one is).
>>737969674I like the Moore Bonds, especially the one with voodoo and the one with the long boat chase, not sure if it's the same movie. I also think ESB is the best Star Wars movie.
Why are IO such a one trick pony studio? It seems like Hitman games are the only thing they’re good at making. “Stealth assassination sandbox games” are such an oddly specific niche to be good at when every attempt they’ve made at making a more conventional game has been mid.
>>737960307looks alright
>>737961216This. It's unironically one of the best third person shooter stealth action games of all time but because it's more railroady than previous installments gamers shit their pants and reee'd at it when it came out. Also does anyone remember how everyone screeched at the fact there were bdsm nuns in the game? The amount of people that had nuclear-level meltdowns over the nuns was fucking insane I mean jesus fucking christ they're goofy characters in a goofy game get over yourself fucking faggot
>zoomer Bond with a whiny high-pitched voiceTom Holland was a mistake
>>737960307>Hitman but it's 007How could they have possibly fucked it up that bad? They've literally been making god tier Hitman games for decades.
>>737965707the remake for the wii mogs it hard completely unironically, one of my favorite fps' in comparison, N64 version is a shitty arcade game in comparison. And before you screech at me, just play the wii version and you'll see I'm right.
>>737969938>It's unironically one of the best third person shooter stealth action games of all timelol no it isn't.It isn't even as good as slop like Splinter Cell Conviction/Blacklist.Absolution was very much a product of it's era.
>>737970031Its linear like Absolution, but honestly I hope if they made detailed maps that you could replay them with new targets like Hitman WOA
>>737960307Without commenting on whether the game will be good or not, PC gamer's opinion is completely irrelevant to me.
>>737970031Apparently IO aren't allowed to make linear games or something. Honestly they've probably fucked themselves as a studio setting the bar so high with the nu-Hitman trilogy.Although hypocritically whilst I didn't like Absolution as a Hitman game, I think it's formula would work well for a 007 or Bourne etc style game.What i'd really like is a Kane & Lynch that doesn't play like absolute shit and is half finished. Everything about Kane & Lynch was fantastic, everything but playing it.Also plz gib Freedom Fighters remake.
>>737960307James bond flesh light will be a 5/10 game. It will be a worse version of Uncharted and 007 Everything or Nothing combined.
>>737968982Do you think rebooting the series, retconning every prior game, to be a three-part episodic live service title with always online drm (singleplayer game btw) and time-sensitive special events is a sign of a healthy franchise, anon?
>>737960841It had before the gameplay reveal when everyone thought it was going to be Bond Hitman
>>737970117>t. seething no-fun faggotKeep crying about the nuns you fucking retarded nigger
>>737970750>to be a three-part episodic live service title with always online drmIt's not even offline singleplayer? yikes
Hitman WOA is one of my most played series ever. But everything about this game just looks plain bad.
>>737970750It is considering the game is still popular and active and its the only major stealth franchise still alive and well.
>>737961290ehh... the films toned him down (ruined him) as time went on, when you get to Craig he's fully domesticated.
>>737961059probably some retarded boomer corpo thought the James Bond name alone can still prop up a videogame like it could in 2000 without actually having to make a good game.
The Indiana Jones devs should have got the Bond license. Their style lends itself to this more than Hitman.
>>737970853>t. seething no-fun faggot>Keep crying about the nuns you fucking retarded niggerWhere did I cry about the nuns? And the problem with Absolution was it was literally no-fun allowed heavily scripted X to awesome linear dogshit. It was like a marketing checklist of all the generic third person games at the time.But I am genuinely sorry it was a formative game for you and you formed an emotional attachment to literal trash.
>Every MI6 operative is female or brown. Most are brown women>The bad guys a literal albino and a man who likes goldSubtle.
>>737970976>nu/v/ supports live service rebootsDire.
>>737970750Given that the games were overwhelming well received and a commercial success and played for years and people are begging for more? Yes.
>>737971329It’s a sequel and not at reboot. Also, no one likes the live service elements. The game is just THAT good that it cancels that flaw out.
More like 0067
>>737961290As a modern person I have no problem with modern values.
>>737971114>probably some retarded boomer corpo thought the James Bond name alone can still prop up a videogame like it could in 2000 without actually having to make a good game.It's fascinating how fucking retarded companies are.There is a leaked and fully working Xbox 360 Arcade port of GoldenEye on PC floating around, it's fantastic, it's complete, in a matter of weeks, maybe months if they were lazy, you could get it released on Steam etcIt would cost next to nothing to do, the work is already done, both microsoft and whoever holds the bond rights would get a cut, it would be the easiest money ever, it might even sell better than this 007 game that they've probably invested tens of millions into.
>>737967179>being british"the name's Bond, James Al Bond. Salam Alaikum. For Allah and Country"
>>737961290What in god's name is that fucking proportion????? He looks like a god damn midget.
>>737968965Other than nonsensical story and dumb mechanics, Absolution was great,
>>737971454gay lol
>>737960307>>737960841not surprised, it's infested of dei shit, brown women and the devs already stated this bond won't be "problematic"
>>737962276who the fuck do you think wants low wage immigrants lmao
>>737970978Whay about Brosnan?
>>737961110Not one black girl boss telling 007 he's privileged? Chud game fr
>>737961446Q would probably be the first to chastise Bond for being better men, he was usually ticking bond off for using his stuff to be a perv (to be fair I think he was more bothered by the misuse of his gadgets than the perversion part)
>>737960307I will never not call it Ab five olution
>>737961290>Good evening 007, we have a mission for you.>As you know, the number of "asian" men entering the UK was down this past month.>So, we're sending you to Normandy.>Your mission is to secure a flotilla of dinghies, and make sure they are filled to capacity with with Pakistans best and brightest.>Don't worry about the French, they have made it clear they won't interfere, but you might have to withstand some news reels of white colonizers on our side of the channel expressing displeasure.>The emotional trauma might be too much on hearing about those protests, so we have Q whipping up something to help you cope.>We know you can do it, James. Godspeed.
>>737971380>popularity = qualityAmazing how that suddenly becomes a legitimate argument when you like it.
>>737965779>SarosReturnal was really good. I understand why people wanted more of that.>space shooter with the hot blondenot Prime 4?
Where do I start with nu-Hitman? I haven't played since Contracts and now there's like 17 different bundles and versions of the new ones to buy
>>737961752That's the joke
>>737972952World of Assassination has more or less everything. Just make sure it comes with the New York and Haven Island maps with it and you’re good to go. IIRC, correctly, the only thing of substance you miss is the Seven Deadly Sins DLC, but that’s the worst DLC in the game anyway.
I enjoyed the PS2 port of From Russia With Love. It is a solid $40 game with enough replayability to be fun.
>>737960307I knew this game was trouble when they said day 1 on NS2 and then immediately couldn't deliver on that
>>737960307Jesus Christ...
>>737972664>Its dying!>And by dying I mean more popular than everI am glad I wasn't born Indian.
>>737965068Golden Eye is a good bond movie, though...
>>737961059by the end of the nu trilogy I had sort of gotten my fill of killing targets being the sole main objective of every level. short of completely reinventing that premise with a new engine I was done with it. IO applying their clockwork worlds to other espionage objectives was what I was looking for but it sounds like this bond is going to focus more on the action aspects.
>>737974687The Hitman formula works best with assassination missions. Generally people consider the non-target objectives in the game (destroying the virus in Sapienza, finding the clues in Whittleton etc.) to be the worst objectives in the game. This is because in a game that’s all about sandbox freedom, there’s only so much you can do when your objective is a stationary object rather than a person who moves around and has a routine to study and learn. There’s a reason why most of the non-target objectives become optional after the first playthrough of a level.
>>737965779SAAAAAAAROS
Insane level of shilling from ecelebs for this game. Amazon must have paid them well.
>>737974318>star wars isn't a dying franchise, lots of people watched the sequel trilogy and the mandalorian trilogy and played bEAttlefrontretard
>>737960307This one's for all the "Hitman Absolution is a good game, just not a good Hitman" game posters.
>>737970976Hitman is not a stealth game.
>>737969938The only people who screeched about the nuns were feminists. And the game, otherwise, was incredibly mid by the standards of the day. Fans of Hitman didn't want a mid semi-stealth TPS game that was heavily railroaded, they wanted an open, flexible level design.
>>737977240There are some features Absolution had that I wish carried over to WoA. Mainly togglable silencers and human shields. It’s weird because they included a bunch of other cool elements from Absolution, but not those two.
>>737977240>midIt's not mid. Go back and play it. It's unbelievably tight.>but wahhh this isn't a good HITMAN gameshut the fuck up faggot. If this game was called anything else it would be praised as a hidden gem but because autists cannot handle deviation from what they expect, it is le bad! No man, no. Go play it right now and tell me it sucks.
>>737962376Their only real principle is making the west worse, don't bother with reason
>>737976517you make the assumption that all alternate objectives would be a stationary object, that's your problem not mine.
>>737976845@grok chat is this real
I've watched a few videos and it just seems like a generic modern action game. Its like Watch Dogs but linear instead of open world.
>>737961290basedback to your Pedomata incel freaks, 007 is a game for real men
Not like theres anything else out in May to play
>>737971759Brosnan was when most of the neutering happened. Compared to today he's a gigachud obviously, but pair him against Connery and his character is pathetic. This isn't even on Brosnan himself, he's a phenomenal actor, just the pushing of politically correct bullshit over time.
You Only Live Twice is underrated and got me into watching Sumo wrestling.
>>737960307>Hitman is gameplay first with lots of ways to interact with the world>Goldeneye, the most successful Bond game, was gameplay first with more wayas to interact with the world than the typical FPS>Knowing this a producer decided LETS MAKE MOVIESHIT FOR RETARDS Why
>>737982270>make a movieshit Bond game>but it isn't even Bond>instead he's just a gayer version of Nathan Drake>hmm why isn't this selling wellIf they showed the classic Bond movies in theaters today it would probably sell gangbusters because people are so starved of fun shit that isn't modernist garbage.
Absolution had some goofy-ass characters and plot. I mean, it's Hitman, but loli assassin who can outperform 47 when she wears a usb stick necklace was pretty fucking dumb. Not to mention the goofy city-boy cowboy villains and latex nun hitsquad (based)
World is Not Enough > Goldeneye
>>737982409God I remember when that came out and anons here were calling it Shitman: Abomination. Complete Hollywood schlock in the worst manner possible.
Make an Austin Powers game
this is just hitman Absolution 2
>>737962024>but I'm sure 007 still reaches further.Honestly I very much doubt that. 007 was already a bit of a boomer franchise during the craig era meaning a much lower percentage of zoomers were into it vs millenials at the same age. We're seeing an absolute mountain of previously juggernaut franchises failing to draw in the zoomer audience and having less than zero traction with gen A, star wars led the way and a lot have followed. 007's main audience are millenials and gen x and actual boomers. of those demographics only millenials and late gen x's play video games, and of that same bracket we're seeing increasing amounts dropping mainstream franchises because the suits along with the lords and masters on high keep ruining them.Put simply in the markets relevant for vidya no, 007 does not likely reach further than hitman. And with the retarded woke rhetoric coming out of the devs mouths this game will put the first of two nails in the coffin (the next movie will put the other nail in)
>>737960841It's not a terrible idea, but going full Londanistan with the cast just kills it for 99% of the paying audience.
>>737982460as a kid i always got stuck on the level where you have to kill a helicopter
>>737960307The moment it was revealed that it wasn't a Hitman flavored Bond with more ridiculous missions, areas and gadgets and instead of cinematic walking simulator shooty shoot with some stealth I knew it's fucking over
>>737982506Would be kino if they werent woke about the writing
>>737961290People getting mad at wokeness is more of a 2017 thing, nowadays we just let if flop without any fanfare (other than OHONONONO steam chart threads, those are great)
>>737982736getting mad about it was for sure still a thing up until like 2022
>>737976845>procedurally generated arena shooter
>>737964887>He recently watched every single Bond movie in order in preparation for the game. BASED> No he does not thing Connery was best Bond.GIGA BASEDBrosnan and Lazenby stand at the top.
>>737976845no way this is real, holy shit
>>737976998That's correct retard. Star Wars isn't dead. You can say you wish it was dead or that you don't like it. But objectively its not dead. You sound like a Redditor.
>>737983385I think it is. Friend of a friend has been posting in our PS group chat non-stop about this and the progress he’s making and everything he’s said lines-up with the first half of that other anon’s pic. Had considered getting it myself but 100 dollarydoos is too much so I got pic on sale for $10 instead. I’m having fun with it.
>>737983646Very based, anon-sama
>>737965108>1969>Bond is chasing whores and martinis in Rome when he survives a daring assination plot involing a directed beam of sunlight>Q gets a tip on a mysterious contact in Berlin>Bond is supposed to track down a rogue Russian spy (He will try to fuck her of course)>He has his first run in with her at a cult like dinner party in East Berlin>Guest of honor is a distinguished Soviet general from the Second World War who gives a cryptic speech about the wars work not being done>Bond gets in a car chase in his DB5 and has to outrun a MI8 Hip attack helicopter while following the Russian spy to a mysterious complex in the east German forest>Its a forgotten Nazi facility from the war>Supposed to be abandoned but its crawling with Russians>They found pic rel in it>Spy girl and the General board it and fly to the moon>Bond sneaks aboard at the last second>The Russians found a huge nazi base on the moon and are trying to reactivate it>Plot twist the base is home to a massive space mirror that will focus the suns rays into a fuck huge lazer>General wants to vaperize the west with it to "finish the wars work">Bond gets captured and is about to be airlocked into space>Spy turns out to be an American double agent and rescues him>He escapes, fights the General, and turns the lazer against the base destroying it as he and the spy escape the moon on a luner lander>They land in the ocean on earth as Q bitches at him over a radio set>He throws the radio in the ocean and blows the girls back out as a american submarine approaches themRoll credits
>>737960307This game is going to be a smash hit and might even win GOTY. Yeah, it'll probably be worse than Hitman and yeah, it'll probably be full of pozzed shit. None of that matters because James Bond still has huge name recognition and it'll be dumbed down enough to appeal to normies. This will probably be the first of a James Bond trilogy of games. No, I'm not a shill, I'm not buying this due to IO's scummy business practices and neither should you. but it is what it is
>>737976845why is she black?
>>737984823Snoy likes losing money
>>737964756He's young because it's about the beginning of Bond's career. That's why it's called First Light. It's another reboot with no connection to the rest of the series.
i hope this woke piece of shit launches in this state
>>737983646Good on you, playing Nioh: Final Fantasy.
>>737985541That does look… rough
I'm gonna be honest I was sold when they first showed him chucking shit at peopleI also really liked WOA and don't hate Uncharted so that's a bonusThe only problem is that I don't know a thing about 007 but I'm in the progress of fixing thatFrom Russia With Love > You Only Live Twice > Thunderball > Goldfinger > Dr. No
>>737970114You have shit taste. The Wii remake is just poor man's CoD, it doesn't even make an attempt to replicate the atmosphere of the original game or the movie. The soundtrack is generic slop, the iconic gun sounds are all gone in favor of CoD farting, gunplay is unsatisfying as nothing feels there's any weight behind it. The story is also somehow worse, the characters look like shit and iconic moments are thrown out of the window for no good reason. Even Alec's final confrontation is anticlimatic as fuck.This is the actual remake worth playing:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0GinqO4lhU
Just watched IGN's previewIs the TacSim thing Freelancer in disguise
It seems fine I guess but it's just kind of... Watch Dogs Uncharted and they've repeatedly stated it's going to be toothless and feminised
>>737967714there have been a few
PCgamer journalists are notoriously bad and have shit opinions
>>737965108Bond never should've left the early cold war setting. The style and character just don't work without it.>>737984058kino
>>737984157I think it'll sell fine but as for how best-selling it is, it depends on whether IOI implements post-launch support a la Hitman WoA.
>>737965108>Rockstar tried to do just that with Agent>Supposedly will have Moonraker-like sequence as climax>Canceled the game just to get GTA5 out Still salty about that
>>737961290>we will do James bond>but not stylised at all>just a spy game>it will have modern values>maybe like game play? maybe alpha protocol but more modern?>nahOk well I guess it's their (investors) money to waste.
>>737961059>>737963837A funny practical joke, you see the license holders for Bond were sick of braindead first person shooters, so they caught wind of the Hitman trilogy about a member of a clandestine organization globetrotting and assassinating people silently, professionally or in borderline slapstic ways and figured that would fit a bond game so IO Interactive took inspiration from the freeflow combat system in the Batman: Arkham series and the large action setpieces and destructible environments seen in the Uncharted series.Get it?>>737961216I didn't pay 60 dollars to play king of Chinatown, and Streets of Hope as a consolation prize for breaking 47's back crouch walking through 7th gen corridors.
>>737960307He cute
just started watching the movies and I don't know why people want this to be a full Hitman clone when Bond gets caught with his pants down all the time. in Goldfinger he literally didn't do anything.
>>737987571IGN kek>the self-proclaimed jew outdoing them allgrim
>>737965707Everything or Nothing is better
>>737960307I'm confused, because Hitman Absolution is an excellent game.
>>737989574>jeets and niggers all the way down
70 bucks for a hitman clone im good
>>737960307>make a Bond game in 2026>with a Zoomer James BondWhat the fuck were they thinking? Should've done a classic Cold War Connery/Brosnan James Bond
>>737989574He does not look like James Bond here. Where is the suit and tie? Don't half-ass it with some cheap shitty white shirt and black jacket he got from fucking Walmart.
>>737989574why even leave bond as a white guy at this point. just go whole hog on diversity. at least it would be fresh
Imagine: James bond RPG>>737989695>Be developers of a bootleg bond trillogy>get bond license for real>make uncharted with bamham characteristics???>>737989754He looks like the psycho dued from until dawn
>>737962925Atleast the normies are realizing Adolf Hitler was completely in the right
this is a test run for MGM to see if the audience would like a young prequel bond movie trilogymark my words
>>737969013Hitman unironically feels more Bond-like than this game
I bond burgered your mom
>>737989662>tfw its 40 bucks for my thirdie ass
>>737962430what the fuckdo you think uncharted was inspired by, nathan drake is bond if he tomb raider, they're action movies
>>737989792>are realizingwon't help. has been going on for centuries, especially after the HRE endedunless you have your own playbook and people can follow it, nothing will change
>>737986739That first clip where he kicks the cart looks awful. It immediately slides forward at full speed with no momentum as if it were on rails
>>737976845How did my man Rahul get duped into going along with this shit?
>>737982678While true, Zoomers like me still know of bond.So while it's not a big franchise, if the game was legitimately good and played similar to hitman I think it would do well.The issue is the article using woke terminology.There is nothing a Zoomer male hates more than woke stuff.It has basically no chance if guys see headlines like that.People got mad when they made Lara Croft buff, this seems like it may go further than that.Bond needs to be likable to work on Zoomers, and that means being a lady's man because Rizz is in right now.If they wanted to see a liberal dork they would just boot up reddit and read about fags who support their wife doing "sex work" with her boyfriend.If the game wanted to succeed it was Rizz or be exceptionally violent like hitman was, and the trailer made it clear they were going for a heroic less violent bond.
>>737989574>even the Bond girl is a busted mutt with no titsIt's brimstone nigger dogshit
>>737960841I am interested Just like many other guys who like hitman
>>737989774They tried to replace bond with a black woman already years ago and it flopped.No one remembers because there were bigger franchises being killed at the time.So yeah we got woke bond and it failed.Now they are doing slightly less woke bond.How idiotic, as a Zoomer an old timey bond set decades ago would have been a dream game from the hit man devs.Imagine a classic bond game with the infiltration and stealth mechanics of Hitman.Imagine assasinating some soviet dude in Italy then courting some broad in a classic sports car.Could have been peak.
>>737963837It's not a movie gameThey said that 17 times by now
>>737961290>>737960307He’s going to ask for verbal consent from the Bond girl before they smash. Also the Bond girl will be a badass babe that emasculate James at some point. I’m fucking calling it. Maybe the first point won’t be in the game but you better believe the second will
>>737989574>>737989754It's very very obvious that the game will do the >Post credits scene has the protagonist get their iconic outfitthing that every fucking prequel ever does
no one cares about unc bond
everybody deeply cares about bond
>>737962356Protagonist is a white floormat bossed around by dei, it'll do just fine on the critics side.
>>737960307You will pre order this game /v/
>>737991189Oh?
>>737991189Nah I will pirate it and use dewoke mod as god intended and you will like it
>>737961216It's a great game as long as you don't expect it to be the next Hitman Blood Money, but a stealth action game with a cheesy but often fun grind housey story. I am looking forward to Last Light, I always like IOs games even when others don't, they are often flawed but always soulful gameplay and presentation, unique enough to be fun.
>>737991474make sure to post pictures cause i will not do either choice
Here is your spy game
>>737990258Drake is far more Indiana Jones than Bond.
For England, James?
>>737991705There is combat like this in every 007 game and movie.
>>737991705>>737991738>>737991775Looks like 7/10, 2007 era IP slop is back on the menu boys.
>>737985112>let's take a character defined by being a dashing, larger than life COMMANDER and turn him into a rosy cheeked cadet fresh out of high school
>>737991848No. For refugees.
>watch the Connery movies>sexually assaults every single woman he meetskek no wonder you chuds are all up in arms
>>737992152They're hoping to turn this into a series where you get to see him grow into that.
>>737992608I think people often forget that Bond is depicted as a sociopathic asshole. Only the Moore version is really likeable in the sense of being a lovable rogue.
>>737992152Double-O Zero
>>737960307>"James Bond shovelware (Quantum of Solace) sucks, I hope IOI makes unique hitman-like game out of the ip instead of generic action slop">IOI: "We worked on it as you asked, but we made it into a generic action slop shovelware"wtf were they thinking
>>737994032Blood Stone was pretty good. It was like Splinter Cell Conviction, but it had annoying driving sequences.
>>737960307>tons of positive articles about the game>cherry pick the one negative article from some literally who site to spread a false narrative about it being bad because you think it's "woke"
>>737960307The game has some form of stealth mechanics as the central part of it to some degree. That is why I'm buying it. I'm pretty unhappy that only IOI makes these games anymore. No competition in general. We had one exception this year with Styx Blades of Greed.Ubisoft went full retard and shelved Splinter Cell forever and Kojima simply just finished his series.If First Light has no points of excitement like this journo suggests they sure as hell can't point to anything else exciting happening in the industry. I just don't have any games piquing my interests anymore. Yeah i prefer the older direction of Hitman but I'll still play an Absolution even if that direction made me unhappy at the time.
at least you play as a white man so thats good
>>737960307>>737991705Where is the pulley system that let him slide over the car that fast lolIt's so bad
>>737960307how is it possible to make a 007 game without it even looking the part, let alone have any semblance to bond media?this looks like your typical 3rd person linear shooter without even a hint of 007 flavor
>>737960307game is designed in such a way that when you break stealth it immediately turns into uncharted so you could basically play every level as uncharted if you're sloppy. my problem is I'm a stealth guy and if I mess something up, I immediately reload the last save and try a different approach, so I will constantly be obsessed if I'm actually playing a certain section optimally with stealth or the devs created that section with uncharted approach in mind.
I am buying it. Thanks for the reminder.
>>737995470I think SC remake is still alive but they're struggling with game design/direction. fucking ubisoft, man. I haven't played it but I've heard death stranding 2 has ok stealth. there's also a HUGE CHANCE kojima is making mgs copy with project physint.
>>737997052Bond always fucks something up eventually and has to shoot and blow things up. It will happen. I'd like it if we can be an actual secret agent but that's not very Bond.
>>737965108If you haven't, play From Russia with love. ps2 and xbox only though.
>>737997239holy shit Bond is a mongoloid compared to 47, before this I would've just nodded and agree that the Hitman formula is perfect for 007 but now that I've actually watched the movies the amount of times he fucked up is ridiculous and a heavier lean towards action for gameplay is pretty much mandatory
>>737960841I'm the target audience. Love hitman, love Bond. HOWEVER, even before they formally announced it I knew it was going to be a "modern take" on the Bond formula. That means the whole diversity package, no misogyny, no sexy females, no racist quips and no brutal kills. I was well aware it was going to be a Craig-era shitshow from the beginning. Will pick it up on a 80% discount.
>>737986739watch goldfinger, it's the best one IMOthe book is a really fun read too
>>737960307A high budget Bond game could work but they shouldn't have made him so young. The last and only Bond game I played was a PC game, I vaguely remember that there was a burning skeleton on the cover.
>>737961290It'll be fun to watch it flop.
>>737997239"Bond is an action movie so generic movie game is fine" is a retarded cope.I want to play a fun games with beloved ip, even if it didn't go exactly like the movies.
IO always seems to have this cycle where after a really successful Hitman game, they try to expand the studio and branch into other IPs, and it ends up going badly for them. After Blood Money, they went all in on Kane and Lynch, which was a massive flop and then made Mini-Ninjas, which was just alright. By the time 2016 rolled around, the company was on the verge of bankruptcy, and so they had to made a new “back to the series roots” Hitman game to make ends meet. Now that Hitman WoA has been a huge success, they seem to be falling back into their bad habits by making a Bond game and an unannounced MMORPG when the company is notorious for not being able to maintain servers well. I 100% predict these projects are going to flop and they’re going to come crawling back to Hitman to save themselves again.I just don’t understand how a studio can be so good at making one particular franchise, but completely incompetent at everything else.
>>737964730Casual zoomer fans. No but in all seriousness a lot of people think Bond isn't inherently campy even though in Dr. No Bond originally fights a giant octopus so the depiction of a more camp-leaning Bond is alien to them. He has the best oneliner delivery and is probably the only bond I think could charm his way through to a woman's heart. He stayed in the role too long though. Dalton should have gotten AVTAK at least.>>737962024The IOI bond game has been in the making way before Amazon went public with the acquisition. It was first rumored around 2021-22 or something, shortly after the release of H3. >>737982678> 007 was already a bit of a boomer franchise during the craig era meaning a much lower percentage of zoomers were into it vs millenials at the same age.A game made for everyone is a game made for no-one. I wish more companies would stick to that. >007's main audience are millenials and gen x and actual boomersThe indiana jones game was great, and it was obviously meant for the boomer audience. Likewise I think a lot of non-gamers will buy the game because of the huge amount of Bond fans and there hasn't been a Bond game in like 14 years. Like I follow around 5 bond channels and I am practically paraphrasing the opinion.>>737998001Bond has *always* been a "modern take", it's a contemporary franchise. That whole misogynistic bond basically died with Connery, because even back in the 60s the producers were getting flak for it because hollywood was already increasingly progressive in the 50s.
>>737991705>>737991738>>737991775Animations look bad. Physics are terrible, look at the way props weightlessly slide around like they're on ice. Way too much recoil for a third person shooter. Ui looks bad, too much blur effect. Looks like some very good jam boys are on the development team
>>737999098>That whole misogynistic bond basically died with Connery, because even back in the 60s the producers were getting flak for it I get what you mean, but even in the Brosnan era we had a more "tasteful" approach to the womanizing aspect. There will never be a joke like Onatop in Bond again and that's not even close to Pussy Galore or Plenty O'Toole.
>>737961290Getting really tired of /v/ lapping up journo headlines like obedient dogs without checking the actual article.>When asked at The Game Awards 2025 about whether or not their spy, played by Dexter Original Sin’s Patrick Gibson, will share some of the earlier Bonds’ characteristics, specifically focusing on the character’s “womaniser” tendencies, Emborg explained said, “Yeah, you will [see that].”>However, he went on to explain that the “character [of] Bond has evolved”, adding: “So, he’s evolved through the decades, and obviously, we reflect modern values. So it’s not going to be your old school Bond, which would just be tone deaf in this day, right? He’s a modern guy.”It's another innocuous comment contorted into some inflammatory culture war bullshit by a dishonest journo. Every fucking time.
>>737999284People were criticizing Onatopp for being overly sexual from what I recall. I definitely wouldn't call it good taste. She's a great henchwoman though. GoldenEye had great casting overall (other than the main villain, maybe)
>>737999484jewish journalists aren't people, they're barely animals
>>737970117>Absolution was very much a product of it's eraPretty much. It caught the ass end of the Kane & Lynch design mentality plaguing IO. Awful shit.
>>737999383I think everyone who argues in good fatih realizes bond has basically ditched the whole "I'm bond, you wanna fuck me" aspect from Connery/Moore era. Brosnan's interactions with moneypenny are 26-27 years old by now and people still "think" that Bond is a mindless womanizer. That said Moneypenny still schlicks herself off to Bond in the films, so there's definitely an argument for middle ground.
>>737999596I think we should move over to adapt Fleming's vision rather than whatever amalgamation the kike producers think James Bond is. He's a psychopathic, smooth-talking, alcoholic assassin that fucks everyone he can because every day might be his last. There's very little redeeming about his character and Fleming didn't shy away from that fact. These days it seems like they want every main character to be a superhero, and while Bond has superhero-like moments, he's just a gun for hire with high charisma stat to boot.
Guys, what if we took HITMAN and removed everything that made you enjoy it? We can prevent you from preemptively killing enemies unless they attack you, disable killing civvies, remove creative ways to approach objectives and instead just create a couple of branching pathways. We can also have an annoying faggot looking protagonist nobody aspires to be. Joking aside, this is literally a downgrade in every way. Don't say don't compare it to Hitman, because IO has invited that comparison by taking pages from that game. Should have handed the license to Naughty Dog if you wanted a cinematic bond game. This shit will be medicore and only make me want to play more Hitman where I can actually feel like a fucking secret agent.
>>737971604Republicucks. Democrats don't care if they work as long as they're brown
>>737998895They adapt ideas from Hitman into their other games but nerf them to hell. They should lean fully into player agency and choice. If they would have simply made it Hitman with James Bond and objectives instead of assassination targets, this could have been great.Military bases, dinner parties, government buildings. Take a page from Alpha Protocol and have things like "intel" to change the way you play. Buy identities, or steal them. Have informants, make connections. Maybe you can knock out certain people and take their identities if you don't want to lean too fully into the disguise stuff from Hitman. Fake ID badgets etc. Go in depth with the enforcer shit, so maybe using certain identities will only get you passed some guards to which you then need to resort to stealth or violence when you get to a new area. Have "personality gadgets" like 3 bluffs or intimidation or some shit. That way you can use them like gadgets if you want to do a ghost run and need to get by some guards.I think there's a lot of potential for secret spy and espionage shit that got tossed out in favor of dumb cinematic experience with no agency.
>>737999773That would make him completely unrecognizable to film bond. The best you could hope for now is someone like Brosnan. A good mix of seriousness and dry wit and a bit of boyishness.
>>737960307Jesus, how HARD is this!?!Make it Hitman styled, a young Bond, we get to see him fuck up and be kinda charming with women, but when push comes to shove, he pulls through. Fucking Hitman reboot era is a perfect Bond style thing with gadgets and shit. Less knocking out and disguises, more interacting with women and his target. Maybe we see his iconic first drink and then after drinking it, he tells the bartender "shake it, don't stir".Shit, I could easily make a plot for a young Bond, but these studios want too much or add in shit it doesn't need.
>>737960307Which of the movies should I watch before this comes out? I'm assuming the devs would say "the new ones" but you guys would say "all of them faggot" so I watched Dr. No and it was... a lot more normal and boring than I expected. I don't hate old movies but idk if I can find it in me to go through all of the sequels of what I just watched.The end goal is to be able to appreciate (or hate) the game as much as you guys are able to, and also the Austin Powers movies.
>>738000635just watch the best bond of each actor's era>conneryGoldfinger>mooreSpy Who Loved Me>DaltonLiving Daylights>BrosnanGoldenEye>CraigCasino Royale (2007, not the original)and if you like the film particularly you can check out the other films, mind you there are stinkers to each actor's filmography besides dalton (since he only made 2 both of which are great)
>>737974435So good in fact, THAT IT GOT A MOVIE TIE IN GAME TWO YEARS AFTER IT LEFT CINEMAS AND THAT GAME WAS A GAME EVERYONE LOVED AND BLUE PRINTED FOR DECADES!
>last kino bond movie was casino royale with craigI forgot how shit every bond movie was after that
>>737990258Indiana jones you absolute mouth-breathing retard. It's literally Indiana Jones: the game.
>>737976845>SeverusChud Lol
>>737985541that UI is something else, innit?
>>737961290I like how the word "modern" basically just means "gay and lame" now
>>737970117Blacklist was good though
>>737961290Nice seeing that Henry is still serving the crown 600 years later.
>>737989656>>737989574Good, Bond is supposed to represent the changing demographics of modern day Britain
>>737960841Yup, genuinely don't know anyone looking forward to this. Why the fuck did they make Bond a zoomer, that alone is a major turnoff
>>737961216Considering they were following up the literal masterpiece that was Blood Money. No, it wasn't.
>>737962276yeah instead you sell it out to retarded shitskins that perpetually live on welfare and only know how to rape and steal
>>737964318I will not accept Moore slander
>>738000849need a ride?
>>738001085the UI. certainly
>>738000849Skyfall was good
>>737961216Maybe if you're a retarded nigger
>>738002372nahall I remember from it was homoerotic villain and low tech dogshit manor defenseboring slop
>>737961059I just wanted Hitman with a James Bond skin. I wasn't wanting race-swapped cast w/ Young Bond because the creatives up top are retarded and think kids can't relate to someone who is an experience super spy who is also a suave ladykiller.
>>738002372Quantum was better than that retarded slop
>>737961446basched
All Bond movies are trash. The entire setup is retarded from the get go. They're like Marvel movies for boomer blue collar workers. Bond is never in any real danger. And nobody in those fucking movies displays human emotions.
>>737964318>not Timothy Daltonwtf?
>>738002745Dilate
is diamonds are forever good
>>738002447The groundskeeper was originally supposed to be played by Connery. Would have made the whole thing way more kino desu
>>738002745correct. but you have to understand that old good, new bad for one, two not all of them are unwatchable.
>>737961290>bakes political message into game>it sucksKojima was able to deliver an anti-war message and still make a fun game, why can't western vidya producers?
>>737961854and even HITMAN2023 pales to shit like blood money. I was glad to hear that they turned independet and werent bound to the nippon jews at SQE but damn, they really did fuck all with their indenpendece and now I don´t really care if they kill themself with this emancipated shitshow.
>>738002769>expecting redditbob posting newfag to even know who that is
>>737985541What's wrongerino with it? fr
>>738002793anon...https://www.cineby.sc/
>>738003149the feces?
>>738002954because nobody really gets mad at anti-war/military themes
>>738003252I've read posts saying Kojima is woke for being anti-war.
>>737991775Okay, this is bullshit.
The game looks like shit, but it also looks fun. The retards at IOI are too incompetent to try something that looks good, they always go with something fun.World of ass is the same, everything in the game is retarded but you can have fun with it
>>738002954>anti-war messageSam killed millions
>>737960307/v/ is going to have a meltdown when this becomes the highest selling game this year.
>>737991848No, for Globohomo Alec!
>>737995663You get also belittled by niggresses and poojeetas, but a cuck won´t mind.
>>737964318I would pick Timothy, because that guy elevated the shit out of an already brilliant film (Hot Fuzz) so now I love him in whatever I see him in.
>Let's make a Bond game!>But let's remove 90% of what makes classic Bond Bond!
>>737991827>>738000874>Lucas has said on various occasions that Sean Connery's portrayal of British secret agent James Bond was one of the primary inspirations for Jones, a reason Connery was chosen for the role of Indiana's father in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.they're all the same fucking characters anyway>>738003817what
He still looks more like the cartoon James Bond Jr., than an actual James Bond, except he's got a girly jawline. On that topic: what's the fucking deal with all these small-headed, soft featured males they feel the need to insert into things nowadays?
>>737960307Why does he look like Henry from Kingdom Come?
>>737965707why is his mouth like that?
>>738002954Because anti-war is political in a way that 99% of the people who play will agree with it, pretty much no matter how you write it. Compare that to if you want to make a game where you want the writing to be political with feminist themes; you have to walk on eggshells not to offend chuds, and you ALSO have to walk on eggshells to write it "correctly" so the feminists won't find anything to be offended about; and when you write something under such constraints, it can't ever turn out well.
>>738003931mass appeal and recognition for additional sales.
>"Gaymerz you just need to spend over 9000 to enjoy it, turst us :)"I'm so fucking tired of this shit
>>737990258You're dumb.
I haven't wanted to play as Bond since Pierce gave up the role. Whole series has been shit, and emasculated British>>737961290is the core problem.
>>738006161>Kern calling someone else a grifter
>>737964318Could only ever happen in a fan game. Likeness rights and corporate bullshit would stop it.
>>738003817>"I hate Bond. So naturally, a Bond game should be made to appeal to me!"
>>737965707It's been defeated. Perfect Dark is miles better.The PS2 Bond games were better. Goldeneye is incredibly overrated.
>>737965707The World is Not Enough shits all over it
>>737960307>play as a weak emasculated james bond who gets rescued, insulted and beaten up by girlbosses for the entire gamewho asked for this?>>737967179nah he is written like peter parker form sony spider-man. so weak cuck who gets overpowered and outsmarted by every woman he encounters also all jokes are at his expense about how weak, stupid and immature he is
>>738006857if you hate bond this game and its subversion is ironically perfect for you
Here's to another decade of WoA
>>737961059>more Hitman>Nice dead genre VS known IP adaptationGee I wonder which one w ill print more money
>>737961216I played absolution in 2018 and the stealth was absolute utter horseshit, the disguises did not work because the guards would see you from the other side of the building and you had to use some shitty gauge to walk in a disguise or do shitty wattered down splinter cell stealth
>>737983646>>737983784I was thinking of buying this as well, is the DLC truly worth it or is just an extra mission?
>>738007249Based
>>737960307I felt like the move to make this game was ill-informed from the moment it was known IOI was working on a 007 game. The new Hitman games may take clear influence from Craig's Bond era in terms of aesthetic and tone, but the aesthetic and narrative of those games is also not why people play them at all, I'd even say it's quite bad in those areas. People like those games for how they actually play and while there is some overlap in how Hitman plays and how a Bond game could play, there's also a lot that doesn't mesh and a lot that would need to be added on top of Hitman's formula for a good Bond experience. I just don't have faith in IOI to do so much of the more action-oriented stuff I would expect Bond to do, and it's almost certainly going to have a lot more story and character focus than Hitman, and I have even less faith in their ability to do that. I like the new Hitman games so I'd like to be able to put my trust in them, but from day 0 this has not seemed like something they're able for.
>>737960307If this game flops I'm going to party hard.
>>737991738>what if we made hitman but we went all-in on the shitty gunplay that you spend the entirety of hitman trying to avoid having to interact withbravo IOI
Can you at least jump in this?
>>738007947I recommend it only if you really like the main game. If you played Nioh and the DLCs it's not like that, while there are new story and some new stages they are minuscule when compared to Nioh DLCs, it's mostly just extra difficulty and just more pure gameplay autism.
>>738008579Yes, this is the best summary I've read of it so far. Hate the tone, aesthetic and music of nu-Hitman but the gameplay still works. There is no viable way to turn that into James Bond.
>>737960307Are you surprised?
>>738008579>>738008849the combat is like 5% of the game outside of the scripted action setpieces from what it looks.also idk what planet you live on, the cinematics are always interesting and i normally dont care about vidya stories.
You know it's funny. There is a tranny James Bond, and it's from some weird manga called Moriarty the Patriot, which is just an excuse to make fujobucks between Moriarty and Holmes.James Bond there is a FtM Irene Adler.
>>738009972I normally do care about videogame stories, or at the very least I'm willing to sit through them even if I don't especially care for them, but the new Hitman games were one of the few times I can recall being tempted to skip a game's cutscenes because they were so boring and so divorced from what actually captured my interest about the game. The idea of someone liking the story of those games is completely alien to me.
>>738010081sounds like a (You) issue. tracking the illuminati could easily have been a bond/bourne plot. helps the cinematics are generally well produced. i have faith IOI will pull off the bond narrative based on what i've seen.
>>737961290These retards will literally never learn until they die homeless. Remember that I didn't make you do this. I did nothing while you pushed the blue button.
>>737999856Retard, democrats don't want them to work. Why do you think so many of them were getting government support, under biden. You conveniently forgot about the Somalian day care centers.
>>737960841I am interested
>>737961216I can smell the zoomer
>>738011728the mental gymnastics here only shit. shoe polish enjoyer are we?
>>737960841unironically this. all organic interest died at their big reveal running at a silky smooth 10fps and revealing the cast.
>>738003817>ERM schooo that really just happened…Kill all millennial writers
>>737960307I hope there's a Japan stage or level
>>738008849IOI seem like some good devs ruled over by the biggest retard managers ever. Like look at how Hitman was absolutely bodied by retard live-service shit and how every month they kept adding extremely goofy costumes and weapons into their gritty assassin game. Like anyone played the Berlin map and thought "Wow, you know what would make this unique Bourne experience better? A pink glitter suit and a rainbow rubber duck bomb"
>>737961059Because IO's management is pants-on-head retarded. This became obvious to even the dumbest gorilla nigger when they went independent and we learned that the always online bullshit was their own idea.
>>737999596I feel like the original Connery films did that. At least the first couple like Dr. No. Bond comes across as much more like a sociopath than Suave in those.
>>737999484The main villain was Sean Bean and was the best of all Bond villains.
The Indiana Jones devs should have got this game.
>>737961290Umm wat? Not looking good James bros... I am removing this woke garbage from my wishlist
Gallery for those that want to see more woke.https://imgbox.com/g/Aq4u5LPmCgHope it flops, fuck all leftists.
>>738015237BUT FIRST YOU MUST BECOME JAPANESE
>>737990725>even the Bond girl is a busted mutt with no titsIt's the modern values leftists want to imprint into future generations. Mutt + trans-coded.
>>738010298love the articles blaming us for their failures, for them firing thousands of useful retards and for entire studios closing
>>737961059They raped hitman just so they could get a shot at making 007 shit. They used nu hitman as a staging and practice ground.
As someone who's actually read all the Fleming books I really don't get where the bond is a sociopath memes come from
>>738019014a lot of it is larping, people wanna come off as OGs
>>738019014In the books he's portrayed as an alcoholic in a lot of pain who has real fear and anxiety and is not mentally unaffected by danger. He's got a depth in the books that Dalton came the closest to.
Leo vader (from famous gaming podcast minnmaxx) said it's really good and combat feels better than what you expect so I am pretty optimistic Considering he played a lot of freelancer
>>737964318Well whatever percent is George lazenby, I'm that. Best film of the franchise.
>>737965707atmosphere
>>738023127diana riggs and the establishment of a continuity between actors (aka it's all the same guy, just different actors) is a great thing about that film as well as the cinematography but that's where the good things end
>>738015707it was great for the cinematic quality but beside that the gameplay was repetitive. if this game is just hitman but with mi:6 instead of ICA then the gameplay will actually be good.>>738022994this game looks like it will play like freelancer to a large degree. ie. they want you to have an inclination for going loud, instead of stealthing, while stealthing is more just a way to get you to an advantageous position where you drop everyone.
>>737968142>woke is deadThis shit literally won the Oscars and is one of the most woke shit I ever seen
>>738023575Partially trueHe described it more likeSections you can stealth But there are mandatory combat and action sections And even action has good veriety like throwing people towards others people and using your environment He described it as more like a Kingsman game
>>737962276>jewsperg does a heckin edgy spergerinoevery time
>>737960307I'll play it if they let you do an inflation kill like in Live And Let Diehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JetaIVyl6zs
>>737972401>Godspeedmore like Sciencespeed or G-dspeed
>>738024078people hate that death but for me it's campkino and made me kek my ass off on a recent rewatch
