GIVE THE BEST NON HOMOSEXUAL ESSAY VIDEO ON GAMES OR I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL
>>737961979https://youtu.be/x1Baa4KK8sM?si=D3TiLKgiZlkBeWr0
>>737961979https://youtu.be/kQQQJm8-7lk
>>737961979Okeyhttps://youtu.be/sg9qOB8ab7E
essays on videogames are homosexual by defaultnice try Santa
>>737962187You are just jealous cause you lack the cognitive range to write something funny and smart that's related to video games, watched by thousands of people.
>>737961979There's like 9 of those in total, might as well give you the full playlist.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwZqwBe0iGVPe3LbwJbOtcwmt0pU44m7t
>>737961979Running Shine - YIIK
>>737965102>>737965178zased running CHAD
ITT. underaga faggot kids sharing sloptube shit
Actually I want to see the gayest you can find, there's nothing funnier than some retard high on their own fart talking about videogames
>>737962137This shit is so annoying in Requiem. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.
>>737961979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOFzB91QKTs
>>737965584Look up any video over an hour long about either a game that clearly isn't trying to have some 2deep4u message and just wants to be fun. Also any video of similar length about a game that does have a message and story worth looking at, because the assclown making the video will completely fail at providing meaningful analysis of anything that isn't self-evident.If you want the highest level of retardation, take the second category, but apply it to games with anything remotely "controversial". Bonus points if it's something that normally repulses these types, like an eroge.For a final touch, keep a look out for the words "retrospective", "deep dive", "classic", "underrated", gem", "broke me", "changed X", and "overanalyzing". As an extra bit of fun, even if you can already tell it's gonna be a shit video, hover over it for a sec. If the YT preview shows a guy holding a mic (really if it shows the reviewer at all), overly fast editing, a random Spongebob clip or a clip from a game totally or only tangentally related, it's guaranteed to be giga AIDS.
>>737962137This video works as a litmus test. No wonder it's in the shadow realm
>>737967063you unlocked a repressed memory, i never cringed so hard than when watching the following videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvPllg_2j6w
>>737965584I'm not sure I can go much gayer, both because of the subject matter and who made it, so here. This is as much as I can possibly stomach looking for. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRIkWHo1SJY&pp=ygUjc3VwZXIgZXllcGF0Y2ggd29sZiBmZWFyIGFuZCBodW5nZXI%3DI partially blame this faggot for youtube becoming what it is, by the way. You didn't see videos with titles like this nearly as often before he started doing them.
>>737962137what a fucking king. Great shill
Not a proper answer to OP's inquiry, but I just wanted to share this. Earlier today I was recommended a Zelda retrospective video I could tell was slop from the thumbnail and runtime. Even so, I skimmed through it out of curiosity and, it turns out the guy plagiarized videogamedunkey's Ocarina of Time video VERY blatantly lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx5VsMMghgY (OOT portion is from 9 to 13 minutes)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duPynkGEFGII think he ripped off stuff other than Dunkey too, because of the awkwardly placed sombre reflections on the Hero of Time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUb5Pw8FHow
>essay video>not essay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zo-jM_hOxA
>>737971716>Current year>30 minutes>Pong
>>737961979The 9 hour long bomberman one is pretty goodhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=1tCnVuPmHwI
>>737973503this vexes me
>>737972424cute dog
>>737961979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PGx1Hv25sE
>>737961979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6YdPRyW0DAThis is the best video essay I've ever seen..
>>737962116He said "Not homosexual"
I am so weirded out by the recent push of "essays">2010>noone thinks it's a good idea to rant about video games for hours on end>2020>there is an entire genre and audience for itIf there were all these people SO passionate about analyzing games, why didn't I see them on pre-2015 internet?
>>737978906based & true
>>737979029people watched tv back then instead. now theres nothing on.
>>737979201>nothing onwut? i thought TV got better. what were they watching before?
>>737979029I don't remember when it stopped, but Youtube literally did not let you upload >15 minute videos at one time.
>>737979485then you could just rant for 15 minutes. but noone did that. why?
>>737979029Like with every trend, there must have been somebody who did it well first. Maybe a couple somebodies. Then, other dudes watched those guys and wanted to do the same thing. It was worse, but most people couldn't tell the difference, they just liked how there was now more of what they liked.Then, the guys who liked all this crap without being able to tell quality apart want to make their own, since it'd feel cool, doesn't seem that hard, and having to your own "opinion piece" about something you like makes you feel good.Just spirals on from there. Add to that how gay the internet's gotten, how clickbait titles and thumbnails went from universally hated to accepted without batting an eye, and COVID making people crave any possible way to waste their time, and you have a perpetual motion machine of garbage whose effects we're still suffering from today. If anything, it gets worse, because more cancerous gimmicks get added on to the pile every time some asshole gets views doing it.It wouldn't even be so bad (yes, it would, but it would be slightly less insufferable) if they weren't so fucking long. These faggots seem to believe a long video is like a badge of honor, that they have so much to say they need hours, when in reality, it's just training wheels. Instead of actually condensing their points down, they can just keep in whatever meaningless thought passes through their heads. I daresay "video essay culture" is antithetical to critical thinking and discourse. It's wiki summaries disguised as those things.
>>737979029>>737979710Did people like Noah Gervais or Super Bunnyhop really only show up post 2015? I feel like they were around before then...
>>737980301Also people like Anthony Burch or MrBTongue for other short-form vidya ranting.
>>737961979Here you go Satanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93-_r0w7ykI
Anyone know any channels similar to Dungeon Chill?
>>737961979But why doesn't Satan want the homosex ones?
>>737979710But then you'd have to cut your thesis down to 15 minutes, which would require editing.
>>737973258Why even play games at this point when AI/Robots can do it better than you?
>>737973503kino
Tehsnakererhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Id8_4RZFffc
>>737961979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SLdFBhO1lw
>>737961979Mods ban me for making threads about quest design tropes but let this stealth shill thread stay up. Never change nigger retards.
>>737961979Right here in my hand.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQNeYbBiCKw
>>737961979https://www.youtube.com/@RunningShine/videosPick one
>>737961979But satan, they're all gay
>>737961979not really an essay, more like a documentary, but i listened to it all day at work today and it was very fascinating and also not very homosexual. Did you know that Eve Online featured the biggest virtual battle in history? >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCSeISYcoyI&t=3243sanother vidya related topic this guy covered was a cult based around FF7. I know these vids get millions of views but he posts really scarcely and I've never heard anyone talk about his channel, neither here nor irl>https://youtu.be/lFRjrLmc_4c?si=pEBoxvYhJMzIbOeZ
>>737978906That explains why the newer Halo games feel like shit to play.
>>737979710>but noone did that. why?People absolutely did that, AVGN episodes may have had skits and been structured to some extent but they were largely just rants about frustrating games. There's also people like Arin Hanson, the first Sequelitis episode came out in 2011 and was much closer to the kind of "video essays" that crop up now than most realize / want to admit.
>>737961979The one about blue dog winning the derby
>>737961979all video game essays are inherently homosexual, so we need to search elsewherehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQIHqkudgNY
>>737983342It's over
>>737985626I actually didn't like the EVE one very much. I enjoyed seeing the developers' contempt for their fans yet still being forced to maintain the game because they can't do anything else right. That was neat. The actual "story" being told? Doesn't really go anywhere.
>>737961979heh easyJoseph AndersonTHE OG
Ahoy is the channel you are looking for.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7X6Yeydgyg
>>737961979
>>737989119>implyinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lhy9QnBHmo
>>737961979>>737990705Why is Satan a red bull, shouldn't he be a snake?
Fuck rants and essays, give me some actually interesting videos on vidya. Like, autistic-tier deep diving into various rabbit holes, obscure games that have been barely covered on youtube yet or, heck, even mods will do.I enjoyed Whomobile's series about weird tf2 maps greatly, so more of this would be very nice.
>>737962137Listen if I'm ordering a pizza I wanna hear that accent Not for a full two hour video game essay
>>737994829Face full of eyes video on aesthetics of SWAT 4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oTfH90psC4
don't watch video essays you pathetic retards
i still watch this one for time to timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93-_r0w7ykI
>>737995064he said on 4chan
>>737961979I particularly enjoyed this one on Soft Studio WING, Mr. Devil who loves metal and are pretty gay yourself.https://youtu.be/hVmbnqsryLw
>>737961979anything by Ahoy
>>737962137The way sentences are constructed: >insult >period joke>serious critique>insultBased
nkb the goat ncg is pretty good, but very homo
>>737994829if you like PMD, this guy has the videos for you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjIcJAJVSbw
>>737967063
>>737962137Every esseyist should listen to his advice
>>737962187this
>>737967063You wouldn't recognise a good video if you found it. All of you faggots are acting like there's nothing to watch but its you who give attention to attention whores and lazy content creators. Maybe if faggots were actually watching good videos, maybe the system woudn't reward them. Yes the platform is rotten but that doesn't mean everyone is bad
>>738001810post channel
>>737962137I gots to say that AI summarisation is a pretty good feature. Now I don't have to actually watch the video and can just give a dislike
>>738001810>you wouldn't recognize shit from shitanon it is ALL SHITALL video essays are SHITthey appeal to retards because retards think word count = smart since they didn't pay attention in school to learn how condensing ideasRETARD
https://youtu.be/eZ3GDcMXBFI?is=m0YupRCdmlTCTFIeThe one and only original reuploaded.
>>738002276But this is not the truth. Its your fault for watching people who drone on for 10 hours when there are guys who make great videos that are 10 minutes and are not appealing to goy cattle. You have plenty of examples in this very thread
>>738002356>10 minutes100% you can condense those 10 minutes into 3 minutes and it would be disingenuous to think they aren't stretching words out to milk morons without an adblockerIt's funny like what >>738002238 said that the only time AI slop is good is when it actually boils down these nonsense videos into whatever reddit post they stole it from, minus the dislike of course don't want to push it further into an algorithm
>>738002568>>738002568Its not just about what you say but also why and how you fucking retard. Not everyone is an aspiring gaming journalist, you moron. It's about visual storytelling, comedy, clever or funny jokes and commentary. Again, its your own fault for watching goy slop. If you want a 3 minute review just go to IGN. There's a difference between someone struggling to make a point and going in circles and someone actually creating a high effort video with clever writing and funny memes. Your example is good because it has soul and doesn't take itself seriously. You sound so jealous and bitter while projecting to the stratosphere lmao . I don't have a channel and I think I can do better than some people but It doesn't make me seethe like a moron
>>737985626DTRH spoony is kino
>>737967063>If the YT preview shows a guy holding a mic (really if it shows the reviewer at all),I am so fucking sick of faggot video game streamers, commentators and reviewers who feel the need to have their stupid fucking face on the goddamned screen most of the time. They just copy whatever the most popular channels do, but don't realise that it only works if you have some kind of entertainment factor, such as being a gross freak like CaseOh or Asmongold, or being a woman with clothes that shows off their tits.
EZhttps://youtu.be/yg7IO3JDSfw
>>737961979https://harmonyzone.org/text/monsterparty.html
