>Protagonist wakes up with amnesia in a horror setting>Stumbles upon your lifeless corpse What does your audio log/diary entry read?
>I’ve locked myself in this room to get away from the monster chasing me and oh no it’s right outside the door somebody help it’s eating my legs AGGGGHHHHH
six seveeeen ack
>If you're reading this I am probably dead. Not sure though, there's a chance I might be alive. Give my dick a tug, just to be sure. Anyways, things turned out sideways huh? I bet you're wondering what I was doing in this closet. Well, I was looking for the bathroom, which is the why for the smell.. No, I don't have any precious loot, I am just buying time for the creature.
>AUDIO LOG FOR CHUD >TODAY I COULDNT GET LAID...AGAIN! ITS ALL STACY'S FAULT. CHAD FUCKED HER I JUST KNOW IT. STUPID SLUT DIDNT EVEN WANT TO WATCH ANIME WITH ME IN MY BASEMENT I EVEN TOLD HER THE CODE FOR THE DOOR WHICH IS "UGUU" FROM MY FAVORITE ANIME MEME I NEED TO MAKE SURE I GET THE KEY FROM BEHIND THE MIRROR TO UNLOCK MY SAFE TO PUT MY ANIME BACK BEFORE I FORGET THE CODE IS "ICANTBREED" INSIDE IS ALSO MY PISTOL AND AMMO
>>737962793>john madden
Oh N-
>>737962793>FUCK YOU TRANNIES I VOTED FOR THIS, ACK!
>note to self: the code to the safe is [random 4 numbers I just made up]
>If I don't make it tell Hitomi Tanaka that I always loved her huge tits.
>God, her tits are so fucking fat I want her to- Wait. What was that noise? What!? Stay back! STAY BA- NO- AAUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH…>*Bloodstained note written in pencil has been added to your log*
>>737962793>I left the secret military weapons cache near the broken guardrail over the plasma trench. It's a tricky jump, but it's sure to be safe from any thieves. I'll head over to get it soon. Hey, what's that noise? *death gurgle*There is no weapons cache. Just a series of gravity deaths while some poor suckers spend hours trying to find nothing.
>to whoever finds my body, I hid the armory key inside my anus>I'm sorry, I know it's gross, but it's the only way they wouldn't find it on me>I really stuffed it up there so you might have to dig pretty deep and feel around a bit>good luckThe key isn't there
>>737963752Are you going to be a game dev out of spite?
>>737963752>gen xyz players get so mad that a note in some game lied to them>in rage they start trashing all their electronic devices>you just saved the world from vidya zombies
>>737962793>Fuck I just want to play some Radiophobia 3
>>737962793>"I'll bet it was a black guy"
>>737962947why did you have time to write out AGGGGHHHHH
>>737965416violent death spasms tracing out a perfect cursive AGGGGHHHHH
>>737962793>I found multiple recordings scattered throughout this accursed place, and yet NOT a single one provide me with any useful information.
