>Why am I bottom frag? IM DRUNK LOL>*is unfunny the whole game*>Time for a sippy sippy!>Do I NEED to drink before I have fun? You're deranged bro. I don't NEED to, I just drink before any activity because I want to and complain 24/7 about how much better this would be when drunk because I need everyone to never forget to drink ever >You're not gonna drink on a tuesday just to play two matches of counter strike? what a buzzkill man get your ass outta my queue
why do zoom zooms make how asocial and straight edge they are their entire personality?
why do boom booms make how nosy and dependent on chemicals they are their entire personality?
>>737965663this but with potheads
>>737965737Too poor and jewed
>>737965737Losers with nothing to actually be proud of pretend they're better than other people by not doing things they're doing.
Anyone else just drink milk
>>737965737except for vaping
>>737965663OP if this is how you talk sober maybe you need a fucking drink.
>>737965663Tsk tsk /v/ are you really trying to tell me so many of you partake in drowning yourself in liquid jew?
>>737966182I bet youre stinky to be around
I don't get how people consume shit that's poison to their bodies like smokes or multiple glasses of beer every day
I prefer to just pop a sleeping pill before gamingIt's like weed or alcohol minus the sickness and hangover
Consider two things.First if someone is drinking while playing a shooter and talking about it then their life is terrible. Just feel sad for them and forget about it.Second, you are mad about this because you are a child. Even when I was a teen I didn't get mad about matchmade game losses. Grow up.
>>737966832>milk makes you stinky!farce
>have friend group>one guy gets drunk every time we play>makes sure to mention how drunk he is every time>makes sure to tell you what a pussy you are for not drinking or not drinking as much as him>"DUDE I'M ON MY FIFTH GLASS ALREADY">"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DRINK [other drink]? THAT'S BABY SHIT, A REAL MAN DRINKS [his current drink]"
>>737967631What about OTHER DRINK?
>>737966182I bet you have strong bones
>>737965663faggot afagtgot faggot fasgttyrto gfaggtgo TEETETOTLARERE GFAGGOOOOOTOT FFAGGOOTOOOTTFAGGOOOOOOOOTRR
>>737965663I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about but most games made after 2016 being so terrible they're only fun while piss drunk is something that I have certainly noticed. The same can be said for tedious manual labor, which is why farmers often let their workers have a nip on the fly, it keeps them happier and more productive. Its only logical that this would also apply to (what I assume) are streamers who have no choice but to play this garbage to stay relevant.
I can't drink right now because I have to drive (I'm playing gran turismo)
>>737965737You have to get drunk to hang out with friends? I usually just use my brain and mouth to talk to them.
>>737967830ALL OF THE DAY BRO
>>737966182Warm milk
>>737966385oh yeah, those things are literal pacifiers for them. can't go more than 10 seconds without a hit.
>>737965663I thought the logo was a soijak. lmao how will alkies recover?
You really got the alchies seething OP
>>737968778if track racers weren't meant to drink they wouldn't spray champagne all over the place
>>737965663I played r6s exclusively drunk It was fun but I stopped when after I literally cried when a particularly hard sweat kept killing me in casual match
>>737965737Unc crashing out
>>737970652kwab
>>737970652do alcohol sissies really
>>737966867Don't be a shut in loser one beer won't kill you
I don't "need" anything. I want. And I want that drink.
