when was your last 1CC you lazy fuck? stop playing piss easy console babby shit and go play a REAL arcade challenge right now and don't come back until you got a good score
if I want a challenge I play a fighting game with other human beans. memorizing bullet patterns isn't hardcore.
Reminder he usually only says this in relation to arcade devs, which is understandable. I ignored his advice when he told me I should play more arcade games and my game sucked ass. Now I'm playing more of them and realizing where I went wrong.
>>737969789bet your game had resource snowing, rpg breakaway and self serve difficulty instead of mechanical darwinism and gameplay density pfft
I don't have the willpower to spend hours learning how to get MAME running and I am extremely autistic about shaders and overlays so I'd need to also use Retroarch for it which makes it 10000x harder. There's about a billion beat em ups I want to play on arcade but it's just too much a tech support nightmare for me to be assed with it.
I got to 2-6 in sengoku ace again yesterday, I keep getting clipped by dumb shit in one of the 3 random levels of the 2nd loop and that fucks up everything. 2 out of 4 of the random stages for the second loop are free and the only real bad one is the river stage, but man is it annoying and I keep getting it.I think I am going to play a raizing game after this.
>>737969550You think you're hot shit, go beat a zero shot run in Twinkle Star Sprites right now.
Why can't we ever just have a normal ass shmup thread
>>737970474What would a "normal ass shmup thread" look like
>>737971160Touhou thread where the usual ritualposters post nothing to do with videogames and then a schizo starts dumping CP
>>737969550The Suzuran and Shion ending in Akai Katana is hilarious XD Why do they turn on each other? The loli turns on the old Lady to get her magic sword, she's also a giantess at this point for some reason, and then turns super old herself.The Sumire and Tsubaki one isn't much better. The guy stabs himself so the girlfriend can come back and she just immediately kills herself.Anyway, I think the 1cc is possible. The only real rough spots is stage 4 and 5. If I can practice those stages and learn the score strategy to build up extends stage 1 I should be set.
>>737971160One that isn't started by the same guy with fake outrage trolling and baiting everyone in the thread to maintain engagement instead of fostering actual discussion
>>737971556>Anyway, I think the 1cc is possible. The only real rough spots is stage 4 and 5. If I can practice those stages and learn the score strategy to build up extends stage 1 I should be set.Good luck dood
Touhou games are pretty soulful. It makes up for how easy most of the games are. PCB is just a comfy game to load up and do a run of without needing to plan a whole route out. Youmu is a cutie.
>>737969550
Exy is sexy, Shootie got booty, lay Lei Lei
>>737969550'oho in the 'log
>>737971592How is telling people to get 1ccs trolling
>touhou babs when theyre told to get a 1cc in an actual danmaku
MOOOOOOOOORK!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEXT COLLAB VIDEO WITH BOGHOG
>>737970224>I don't have the willpower to spend hours learning how to get MAME running and I am extremely autistic about shaders and overlays so I'd need to also use Retroarch for it which makes it 10000x harderwhat the fuck are you talking about, it takes 2 minutes to get everything set up in retroarch
>>737974353and yet people like you will never, ever explain in explicit extreme detail how to do so>inb4 lazy niggerand thus we are back to square one
>>737969645Good news: Twinkle Star Sprites is actually a fighting game.
>>737974641How are you going to 1cc a game if you can't set up an emulator? I genuinely don't understand where the confusion lies
>>737969550People who focus on 1CCs are like speedrunners copying someone else's route. I don't see that it means very much.
>>737971873Only good post this entire thread
>>737974785and thus we are back to square one
>>737974761Touhou 3, 9 and 19 mog that easy babyshit. Play a more manly game where you have to read bullets and dodge next time.
Touhou players when you ask for the 1cchttps://streamable.com/dedy8a
>>737974982>download shmupmame>put roms in rom folder>launch rom>press tab>assign inputs>go to plug-in, set auto-fire 1 to 1 for 30hz>F6 and F7 to create save statesDone
I'm playing Nioh 3 and some fights are basically bullet hell.
>>737974785Half of the "discussion" in these threads are emulator setup questions mr schizo
>>737975460post links, explain why I do the autofire thing when I have a 180hz monitor, explain how I easily setup shaders and overlays
>>737969550only arcade game I've ever 1CC'd is Metal Slug 3, arcade shooters are cool and all but not really my thing outside of a select few, I was always playing shit like Tekken Tag and MvC2 at my local bowling alley.
>>737975830>explain why I do the autofire thing when I have a 180hz monitorBecause it's humanly impossible to press the fire button 30 times every frame and autofire is often an external cab feature, not built into the game?>explain how I easily setup shaders and overlaysIt's set up by default on shmupmame. Looks like shit, turn it off.
>>737974986Is round 1 Shikieiki possible without Aya or Medicine?
>>737969550>traveling in Malaysia>local malls have arcades>go to the first mall>some bemani drum game, imported from korea>5 year old maimai machine>20 year old taiko 6 cab>go to the other arcade near me>3 year old maimai>10 year old taiko cab>a konami windy shmup cabinet>25 cents for one play>hop on it>some literal who shmup called Nostradamus>look into it>dip switches are set to easy mode and 5 lives>can already get to stage 8 out of 9>and every zoomer there thinks i'm a god gamerProbably will have my first on cab 1cc very soon which is pretty cool
>>737975983Is shumpmame specifically designed for shmups in some way? Does this mean the games are fucking locked to 30hz?
>>737976114take your meds unc
>>737969550'hog in the 'log
>>737969550>Touhou 3, 9 and 19lmaoPhantasmagoria titles are garbage. It's all spamming your best bullet cancelling shots or most broken garbage-generating actions. TSS takes actual thought to play properly
>>737976069I've seen Reimu do it, but it took like 20-30 minutes. Youmu and Marisa could probably do it too.
>>737976120The games run at 60fps. Setting autofire to 1 frame on 1 frame off means it presses the buttons every other frame, or 30 times per second. In some very old games this causes inputs to be eaten, so we set it to 1 frame on 2 frames off, or 20hz. The hz is the rate of fire. You want autofire so you don't have to ruin your hands pressing the button many thousands of times while learning the game. This is standard practice in shmups, it's not like speedrunning with draconian rulesets.
I love Steam shmups. I'm not sorry.
>>737969550My last 1CC was RayStorm considered one of the hardest/the hardest Taito shmup to 1CChttps://rumble.com/v78wo3o-raystorm-1-credit-clear-r-gray-1.html
>>737976494Oh and also here is a list of feature currently in shmupmamehttps://shmupmame.wordpress.com/changelog/It is specifically designed to minimize input delay, with some games having less than a single frame of added emulation latency.
>>737976985Based, this game is fucking hard
>>737976994Isn't that just jeetware? the native arcade cabs had built in 2 frames of latency most of the time, if you remove that you didnt beat the gamejust do run ahead bro and u get parity after the penalty from the emulator and display etc
>>737977184No, it's accurate to the arcades. For example, Gunbird is locked at 3f delay whereas Gunbird 2 is 0f delay. (Or close to it anyways) Which is how the games are designed.
>>737977184No one really cares. You can stitch together spliced stage clears on any platform and settings you want, pretend you got WR and you'll be put on the leaderboard lol.
>in Aero Fighters Assault, Ellen is only mission control and Cindy is sick or something>both are just outright not in the most recent Aero Fighters ReunionI will not stand for this blatant Lethal Crash Race erasure.
>>737977345uh oh truthnukedactually though i wouldn't be surprised if it already happened
>>737977345so just go off vibes and dont use jeetmame?
>>737977586yes, arcades weren't even consistent with settings so why give a fuck
>>737977713>just run the game in some untested emulator instead of the one specifically for shmups with pre-configured drivers for the smoothest experience possibleSure
>>737977781>pre-configured driversSAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE MAME SIR WE HAVE DRIVERS SIR DO YOU HEAR ME SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING SIR
>>737977869Melty alert
>>737970330>Tranime
>>737975460>go to plug-in, set auto-fire 1 to 1 for 30hzYou didn't destroy your fingers
>>737978050Tranny general
>>737978243So true sister
>>737976985>hardestHow does it compare to Raycrisis? I had it as a kid but I'd just credit feed because I didn't know about 1ccs. Tried it recently as an adult and the 3D is disorienting.
>>737978243based and valid
What's the easiest game on MAME to 1cc so I can at least say that I 1ccd a game
>>737978549just say you did and post some rando's 1cc lol
>>737978549the real easy ones are the console shmups. easiest one i ever played was magical chase gbc edition. any "cute em up" is pussy shit made for women
>>737978680Console doesn't count, only arcade 1CCs are real 1CCs
>>737978549Any Raizing game with furries or gay anime
I finally beat Remilia in EoSD. I heard MoF is similar, is it?
>>737978775If you didn't beat it on Japanese candy cab you didnt get a 1cc
>>737978549https://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?p=1157621
>>737978826They're both relatively simple and short games, give it a shot
What the fuck did they do to Aero Fighters? Pic related is apparently an approximation of Reunion's graphics, on top of poor visibility, lagging frames, anemic difficulty, and a stupid scoring system that can be potentially broken by exponentially increasing pacifist bonuses.
>>737979124uncslop gray memeship game be like
>>737978905Cool shit
Is Sonic Wings the best sonic game?
>>737969550By beating up my gf.
>>737979423If she can still stand up you didn't beat her
>>737979718i 1cc'd your mom last night
>>737971213wtf why?
>>737980242some 2hufags were super mean to an arcadeschizo so xhe went sharty mode in the 2hu threads
>>737978826Not really but for what it's worth MoF is a much easier game, you will have a lot more bombs trust me
>>737975460>download shmupmame>appimage version doesn't have/detect glibc>regular version doesn't have/detect libSDL2_ttf>Extracted the AppImage to ~/squashfs-root.>Disabled bundled incompatible runtime libs in ~/squashfs-root/shared/lib: libc.so.6, libm.so.6, libdl.so.2, libpthread.so.0, librt.so.1, libresolv.so.2 libpcre2-16.so.0, libpcre2-16.so.0.14.0>Kept ld-linux-x86-64.so.2 in place (required by this runtime).>Disabled the broken updater hook (self-updater.bg.hook) to avoid startup noise.>Added an executable launcher script: Games/Shmupmame/run-shmupmame.sh.>launch shmupmame>it doesn't detect any romsFuck you.
>>737971213
>>737979401yes
>>737980537>it ain't the shmup threadsevery time
It's obvious what it is and its obvious whos doing it, and I'd rather have no shmup threads than deal with you guys. I've tried being nice multiple times, too many has this blown up in my face. In fact the reason I dropped touhou is because you guys are so obnoxious and two faced.
>>737981052i blew up on your mom's face last night
>>737980515>Linuxfag can't play video gamesMany such cases
>>737981162I can play them on RetroArch just fine, the issue is the guy who makes shmupmame can't into AppImages
>>737981162it's jeetware for a reason
>>737981052
>>737981162I can play video games just fine, that anon is just a retard
>>737981052You are the sole reason that these threads are garbage. Please for the love of god kill yourself
>>737981628now tell it to the real one
>>737981052Rich coming from the Oniigger who couldn't even let me breathe in a 3x3 thread
>>737980515get a real os, jamboy
>>737981052LolSo anyway MoF is fun
>>737981707her bullying jrpgfags is her only redeeming quality
>>737981707>3x3 threads are just you trying to get validationLmao
>>737981753Enjoy!
>>737981753I think Subterranean is even more fun but there's some credit MoF deserves that it doesn't get
Ever notice how every single thread a touhou retard comes in and the thread immediately devolves into schizophrenic shitposting?
>>737982086No, I just see you seething about it 20 times every thread
>>737982113You'd have to be totally fucking blind not to see it and you filled your diaper to maximum capacity in every /vr/ thread too to the point where they had to make a seperate thread.
>>737982152Gee look who's schizoposting now
>>737982197It's the same modus operandi every thread.>save state concern trolling>screaming about Indians>giving people bad advice on purpose>pretending to be the avatar nigger>responding to yourself complaining about the avatar niggerThis is what touhou is really about, and anyone playing touhou can expect a lot more of it. It's exactly the type of catty passive aggressiveness you'd expect on some private discord.
onimai danmaku when?
>737982086>737982152>737982282lol>>737982197
>>737982282Did reposting this >>737981052 trigger you again, onifaggot?
>>737982486Looks like a true statement to me. Do you disagree with it? I'd certainly rather have you niggers gone.
>>737982486kek apparently so
I am waiting, CAVE.
>>737982721They lost the source code, give up
>>737982721It's supposed to release but they want to find the original owner. Probably not about source code, they definitely have a PCB or two to slap into an emulator if need be anyway
>>737981923The vibe is top notch, stage 4 is awesome
ive been 1cc'ing easy shit like vimana and thunder cross every day the past week. i'm too drunk and pissed off to do anything more.
>>737983621MoF stage 4 is an actual stage which is something I appreciate. After UFO the games start getting either too easy or too gimmicky and stages become an afterthought compared to general resource management, with LoLK as an exception and maybe FW.
>>737969978kek
>>737969550How do you play these? Analog, d-pad or kb?
>>737984221youtube
>>737984221dpad or arcade stick
>>737984221arrow keys or stick, depends on the game
quomodocunquize U16 attemptshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsNG3nlu4S8
>>737978364It's pretty similar to Raycrisis. The biggest difference is the length as Raycrisis only 5 stages, but you only play through 3 levels on each run, and they're all short. As far as difficulty it's the easiest game in the trilogy. The PS1 version is decent, and has more content than the arcade but I prefer the Arcades presentation, and lack of load times.
>>737984221literally doesnt matter. the only difference between stick and pad is the buttons, stick has better buttons. but you can turn on turbo fire for the pad
>>737986317If you didn't use an arcade stick you didn't beat the game.
>>737986407I'll put an arcade stick up your ass faggot
>>737986457he'd like that
>>737986457>>737986507Looks like I struck a nerve with the padbabies. Keep crying. Arcade games are meant to be played with an arcade stick. Anything else is an irrelevant task and you didn't beat the game. Better luck next time sport.
>>737986457I'd love that!
>>737986407arcade stick is easier than pad
>>737986651Correct. It's also the intended method of input. It's not about what's easier or harder, playing on pad isn't what the developers intended. You didn't beat the game.
>>737986651He just wanted to choose the less accessible option because he's trying too hard to be a gatekeeping tranny.
>>737986932LOL
>>737986932The irony here is that gatekeeping is the only way to keep trannies out. When you start being inclusive and say everyone is welcome, that's when you get the tranny infestation.
>>737986932>trying too hard to be a gatekeeping trannythat's this entire genre t b hit's even funnier when touhoufags complain about newfags
>>737986908I'm grinding on pad to beat on original candy cabit's literally the same bro lol
>>737987090shut up nigger nobody cares about your obsession
>>737987090you need newfags to push things further and make people careno one cares about being the best at something if only 5 people engage with it
>>737987160You care enough to keep responding and making up wild copes that are instantly shot down.>>737987146You didn't beat the game.
>>737987090Moot point. The resident schizos here already act like trannies.
>>737987279So you think the solution is more trannies? Gonna be honest, anon, kinda sounds like trannytalk to me.
>>737987351Unironically yes. These trannies don't even play the game.
>>737987271Not yet but I'm literally about to beat it on og hardware. If you didn't play on original japanese hardware in a real arcade you didn't beat the game
>>737986570Fuck you, telekinesis will become the standard once humankind transcends to the next level.
>>737987443I agree. This shouldn't even be a controversial take.
Landscape mode.Steam Deck.Analog only.
>>737987596If you didn't do the run within a year of the game's release in a physical arcade, you never really played the game.
>beat one arcade game>live in the heads of legions of schizos for all eternity
>>737987643trvthd
Darius players are called FishermenR-Type player are called R-TypersWhat are Gradius players called?
>>737987709all niggers
>>737987709Gaydius players are called Gays.
>>737969978Morkisms are funnt as hell. He apparently likes stealth games according to his streams, but how the fuck would gameplay density apply to stealth games?
>>737987709Fathers.
>>737987808>according to his streamsHow do you have time to get 1ccs AND watch streams :|
>>737987808Whenever you're unseen, you're engaging with gameplay.When you're seen, you're also engaging with gameplay.It's possibly the densest genre out there.
>>737987852>>737984590
>>737987876>anons when you tell them they should do research and then they post their LoLK 750 credit clearhttps://youtu.be/ULsjj6BVvtw
>>737969550idk what to play
>>737987961>750 credit clearwhat is this stupid nigga talking about, pointdevice mode? those aren't credits moron
>>737988037don't engage with this nigger
>>737988037How the fuck do you die 750 times in a 20 minute long game
>>737988094ask any iwbtg fangame player the same question
>>737987808stealth games are routing dense and require precise execution of movement.
>>737987961>>737988094These are the resident schizos, do not engage further.
I've been playing Ketsui on my PS5, and I've been trying to 1cc it. I do want to get on the leaderboards with a replay of my 1cc. So far I can make it to stage 3 without dying. Any tips, Anons?
>>737988180yes maam
>>737988138Bro it's a touhou game on normal difficulty, maybe it's time to scope out a replay :|
>>737988214>:|Tranny
>>737988094That's just the level design of LOLK on Pointdevice, pretty stupid game with Legacy as its saving grace
>>737988187How can I give you a tip if you aren't telling me what the problem is
>>737988231why do you care if someone is trans if they play video games
>>737988232Normal lolk is not even a little hard dude
>>737988259go ask >>737987090 lmao
>>737988246How did you gitgud at Ketsui?
>>737988280I just assume you died 9999 times if you can't even post a clear. It's only 20 minutes after all.
>>737988281i dont think posters like that are going to be able to answer. randomly screeching about trannies is turd world behavior
>>737988280I mean Lunatic. Normal is whatever.
these threads were better when the m***posters got banned
Is Mork's NG2 MNM clear legit?
>>737988378Speak of the devil.
>>737988291Practice where you're stuck? Stage 4 and 5 have very complicated sequences, you need to look up how to do those unironically. From that point on bomb EVERYTHING that's inconsistent, you have like 30 resources to bank. If you're just playing to clear burn all of it.
>>737988364Yeah no shit, but the retards in here are playing on normal
>>7379883329999 isn't even that much for the harder fangames out there
>>737988385not only cleared once but multiple times since he talked about how his first clear was rough but subsequent ones started to get decent routing.
>>737988443Nah fuck off
>>737985370bro is losing it
>>737969550i played so good it was like i could see the matrix and 1cc'd puzzle bobble 2. unbelievably fucked up game.
>>737988332I'm done with touhou forever, that's not a joke. I learned from fighting games you should never let people pressure you into playing kusoge. Why would I let someone playing touhou normal mode bully me into playing miserable boring garbage? Why would I ever play a touhou game again when I have hundreds of arcade shmups to play? It's not fun.
mork
>>737988546Don't you fucking talk like that to me. I have done so much for the genre and I'm still not even that good. You know, all this time, I've been extremely patient, generous, even self-sacrificing just to lift up the few interested Anons into being good. But now I'm starting to see I'm wasting my time. I can't help retards who don't want to be helped.
Touhou bosses are funTouhou stages are not funTherefore, Touhou should be a boss rush
>>737988743You're not me.
>>737988697So you got filtered by Touhou on Normal, glad we cleared that up. I bet you couldn't even clear Easy. Why would you except Touhoufags to care about your shitty kusoge?
>>737969550What game is this, this pig looks familiar
Good shmups/ports on switch?
>>737969550that's not motivating, it just makes you look small and fatwhy are you talking like a small and fat person?
>>737988443I've been trying to brute force Ketsui, but you got me thinking that I should make more save states. One save stage for each stage, and save states during those areas where I consistently die. It'll be work making the perfect set-up, but I could see the vaue in it.>>737988743That wasn't me. I appreciate your response to my post.
>>737988785>Why would you except Touhoufags to care about your shitty kusoge?they don'tlast time some touhoufag asked about cave in a touhou thread, the schizo posted CP and had a melty
>>737988828all of them brothe switch has everything
>>737988759You're right. Unlike you I play video games.>>737988852Yeah okay. I know you're the janny trying to troll me, btw. You can't let me have a SINGLE thread.
>>737988443>just look up a guide broLMAO
>>737988970>Yeah okay. I know you're the janny trying to troll me, btw. You can't let me have a SINGLE thread.Not a janny. Working on making those save states right now
>>737969550I'm trying to 1cc Captain Commando but the boss fights are utter dogshit that make me want to quit.
>>737988852>I've been trying to brute force Ketsui, but you got me thinking that I should make more save statesI maxed out the save state slots in the m2 port just for the 1-all. Like if there's even a 10% chance of dying practice the shit out of that. Don't take any chances on stage 4 and 5. Get stage 4 real consistent, and bomb everything fucked up on stage 5 or its gunna take forever to learn.
>>737989017if i wanted to watch youtubers play the game for me i'd play a JRPG
>>737989182well good news! the avatarnigger just confirmed watching youtube = playing video games
>>737989047On that midboss the pattern is static for the first part and on the second part you can position yourself smartly for big easy lanes. If you can find the right spots to be in its pretty much a stress free fight. By the time you get the clear you're not even gunna think about that guy.
>>737989240Dude I even watch my own failed runs to figure out what went wrong. Why are you so triggered by this
>>737989310sorry i don't listen to shitters who can't clear touhou on easy
>>737989245I find that staying on the lower left hand corner makes it really easy to dodge his bullets. Not a realization I've had after practicing that section with the save states. I'm sure the fight would be completely different when playing for score. But I only care about survival atm.
>>737989337Yes I can. I can literally run circles around every single person in this thread, like you can't even conceive how good I am. Why are Touhoufags like this? Are you so jealous of my Ketsui clear that you need to stalk and harass me like this? It is bizarre.
>>7379893372hu is pretty hard ngl, you can't savestate every 5 seconds to practice
>>737989417prove it
>>737989417I'm gonna force mtself on you, and then I'm gonna kiss you sexily while the cucky Touhoufag watches.
>>737989371You basically want go point blank when he comes in them go down to mid left when he starts shooting. This should give you a good angle on the long red shots, then if you hang in the middle the rest of the first phase is pretty free. Then follow him to the top right, go back down to mid left, dodge like once to the left and then start going right because he goes to the other side of the screen and the bullets shift trajectory. You want to go with the flow of the bullets, you can blindly dodge them but if you do it that way it goes pretty smooth.
>>737988905Well what are some that you recommend?I have:DDP Resurrection, Espagulda 2, Radirgy Swag, Angel at Dusk, Bug Princess
>>737989417>>737989535Samefag.
>>737989417I actually can't 1cc raystorm, not easily anyways. That game really is hard.
>>737987808>morkismmorksistmarkmsx marxMarkSX (read as Marks)
>>737989439>you can't savestate every 5 seconds to practiceYou actually can and probably should
>>737969550so is MSA ever coming out or is your career just putting out shit-takes on xitter now?
If this thread is still alive tomorrow night, I'll post a UFO Lunatic 1cc. I'm curious if I still remember my UFO route, it's been years. Anyway, good night.
Just a reminder because the discourse in this entire thread is beyond out of control:1CC means ONE CREDIT clear.One quarter goes in the machine and that's all you get. If you continue that's not a 1cc. If you come back and try again that's not a 1cc. If you watch videos, use guides, practice, and especially save state, it's NOT a 1cc.Sound it out. ONE. CREDIT. CLEAR. If you didn't make it on the first try walk away. You can't try again because that's more than one credit. None of you seem to understand this.
>>737989817Sir this is an arcade thread
>>737989873ooh someone's scared they'll be shit on
>>737989890By what? This is literally an arcade thread. Touhou is not an arcade game. Every single touhou post in this thread is off-topic.
>>737989932now type this without crying
>>737989568Bug princess is my favorite and original mode was my first 1cc
>>737989817Hard mode: Use MarisaB
>>737989825If you go to the arcade and someone is playing before you and you screenwatch 1 frame or more you didnt beat the game
>>737969550When the fuck will Boghog finish his actual game>go play a REAL arcade challenge right now and don't come back until you get a good scoreHilarious when you realize Boghog is actually the most mentally sane, normal, and least sweaty tryhard compared to Mork. He actually likes Stranger of Paradise, which is console babby shit technically
>>737990067If someone told you about the game and you didn't discover it yourself you didn't beat the game
>>737990067Correct. It gives you an unfair advantage and is not in the spirit of a 1CC.
>>737990080I'm gunna be real with you dude, bog's game is not fun.
>>737990121You played it already?
I hate that arcade game discussion is nothing but talking about 1ccs and that's it.
>>737990084>If you didn't design the game from scratch and write all the code yourself and do all the art and music (no vibe coding chatGPT) you didnt beat the game>In all of human history only Zune has ever beaten the game2hutrannies won.
>eceleb trashi sure love arcade games
>>737990186I thank god every day that 1cc is the bare minimum and it's not retards masturbating over pixel art while credit feeding like on /vr/
>>737990231You sure cry about /vr/ a lot. Let's talk about why.
>>737990247he cried about rhythm game fags shitting up his general so he made 8 threads in an hour confirming he's like 3 different schizos
>>737989967I'm not crying. I am, however, extremely angry that casual shitters infest everywhere I go. I'm starting to think it's on purpose, like it can't be a coincidence anymore. I'm sorry you have a brain the size of a walnut and granny reflex, but don't take your own inadequacy out on me. I'm sick of insecure retards picking on their betters all the time.
>>737969550Crimzon Clover on easy modo is the only time I've managed a 1CC
>>737990247If that's what you want to do then go there. You can share your favorite box art with third world esls. No one is stopping you from entering your own personal paradise.
>>737990283Now say this without crying.
>>737990271Common RhythmChad W
>>737990360NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUH KOREAN RHYTHM GAMES
>>737990313I'm serious dude, people trying to tear me down because they can't stand my superiority has been a recurring theme in my life. My parents beat me because they hated that I quickly outgrew their limited perimeters, I was bullied for being quiet and smart, even my coworkers consistently give me weird looks if I talk about my hobbies. I was hoping I could find some like minded nerds on 4chan, but I guess that was naive, because the exact same thing keeps happening on every board I visit.
>>737990626No, I think everyone bullied you because they hated you. Your tears are delicious.
>>737990626LMAO
reminder to keep the thread up so the 2hu nigger can post his lunatic 1ccchapjeet this is your time
>>737990720I'm not denying that they hated, just saying they hated me for being above them.
>>737990720Bro that's not even me, I'm sitting in the hospital right now killing time in the waiting room because my dad had a seizure. You're literally spending hours arguing with people who are not me due to your histrionic schizophrenia.
>>737969645fpbpnotice how they didn't reply to thisarcade and shmup troons are posers
>>737990834cool! hope he dies
What's your favorite flavor?CPS1https://youtu.be/8F17MrIjNSs?si=zsKEzcs6f3dBCYXzhttps://youtu.be/e9fhrU7YYcQ?si=pyDh9QM8VE-8RDCdCPS2https://youtu.be/r5TJjFQgly8?si=tdiEct3vX_DxfJ3Yhttps://youtu.be/6zHA6zuI7yo?si=AuMDZdXNhYqUsynY
>>737990817>that they hatedHated me*
>>737990817Coping like this only makes your tears saltier.
>>737990861I saw the mena vs daigo fight, you'd have to be nuts to play fighting games in their current state. This shit looks miserable.
>>737990915>oh no the status quo is ruined!!!!!!!!arcadeniggers deserve the rope
>>737988794Twinkle Star Sprites
>>737990915Lucky for you there are hundreds of fighting games that are not Street Fighter 6 you can play instead.
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>>737990927The whole board crying about browns and zoomers the whole day was great
>>737990953>Lucky for you there are hundreds of fighting gamesFirstly, there are like 5 good fighting games in existence. Secondly, I already played them all exhaustively and it's time to move on. Unlike shmups, fighting games are a massive commitment. I can have fun with a less than perfect shmup. I'm not sinking months of my life into karnovs revenge.
>reasoned, intelligent manI have completed this game. I will now move on to a different game that expects a different skillset. I enjoy experiencing new challenges and developing a wide array of skills that will assist me in a variety of emergent situations.>drooling, eristic malcontentI have completed this game. Now I will play it again and again in order to memorize a 'route' or a string of specific pavlovian responses to an exact pattern of stimuli. True development of mastery is the trained ability to clear a single incredibly specifc challenge by ingrained repetition. I am as a pavlovian dog tamed by a machine - no, a dog still has a desire for adventure. I am less. I do not seek new experiences or challenges because they are scary, and I am more comfortable endlessly repeating experiences that I already know will not challenge me.
What's the best way to play the Raizing shmups? Shmupmame doesn't support anything before Dimahoo besides Sorcer Striker
>>737991042>there are like 5 good fighting games and I played them alldunning_krueger.jpg
>>737991129This is the absolute truth and I will die on this hill.
>>737991116You play them in a Japanese arcade in the 90s or you don't play them at all, simple as.
when is rainchaser coming out
chase deez nuts
>>737991092>I have no ability or aspirations to be anything other than mediocre therefore everyone else should be like that because I would feel bad if I was incapable of being anything beyond a grey NPC
This thread needs more gameplay density
>>737991270we had it here >>737985370
It makes me laugh when someone says cotw is a hidden gem or something when it's just a dumbed down worse version of a game from 20 years ago like everything else snk releases, like what do you mean this is some hidden gem that will save fighting games lmao
>>737991257>using NPC as a generic insultAn NPC operates perfectly within the parameters of its programming and struggles outside of it.
video game genres are all bullshit. I'm sure you already knew that, how many times have you seen a game advertised as "adventure" or "action", fucking useless. this game is evidence that even very specific genres like "shoot-em-ups" are actually a hodgepodge of different types of games. the problem is that genres are defined by some surface level aspect, such as "an autoscroller where you control a character and shoot waves of enemies", not ever considering the core intentions of the game design, which could be "memorizing patterns, shooting and dodging in a 2d plane" or "idk watching all the explosions while wildly flailing around and then you get to buy some wacky new gun with the money you collected"this game has more in common with those old "desktop destroyer" stress relief "games" than with other "shmups
>>737991158it would be impossible to name 5 fighting games that don't have close enough cousins that you would naturally enjoy as well. you're being goofy
>>737991301Right literally has 4 bullets on the screen>muh graphicsNot gameplay density
>You don't like no Gradius, no Raiden, no CAVE, no nothing?>Woody, I like shmups, just as long as it's not that masochistic quarter-munching crap for autistic Japs that has no innovation or depth whatsoever.>Well, what the hell DO you play then?">The respectable shmups, like *Tyrian, *Raptor, and *Einhander.*Not innovative or deep*Not innovative or deep*Played it once 25 years ago>Bro... What?>Listen, Woody - Aside from the occasional Treasure kino I dabble in, such as Ikaruga* and Radiant Silvergun*, I play a wide variety of shmups, like *Enter The Gungeon, *Vampire Survivors, *Metal Slug, Skyforce Reloaded...>That's what brings HEALING into my soul - and YOU, my friend, only play those 30 minute long simplistic arcade Japanese shooters that only speedtroons like!*Credit fed once then dropped the game*Grinded in story mode to get max lives and weapons; never tried scoring even once*Not a shmup*Not a shmup*Not a shmup>NIGGER... YOU. ARE. A. NOPLAYER!!!
>>737991341MvC2Alpha 2VSPJojobanKOF98There is no game that is similiar to these games that is not a direct downgrade.
schizo broke, let's go back to >>>/vr/
>eyepatchnigger posts>thread is immediately spammed with his thread bait imagessigh
Crimzon Clover is very soullessI know it’s got good systems and “muh community approval” but it’s just so bland aesthetically I have no desire to play it because it makes my eyes glaze over
>>737991512>bland aestheticallyWho fucking cares? It's all about the gameplay.
>>737991567fuck your mother
>>737991435Black souls fans are actually deranged and not in a funny way
>>737991608Sorry I'm not a tranny that shitposts about gameplay then proceeds to talk about music, graphics and nostalgia the next thread.
>>737991420What a surprise, all mainstream popular old games. You've definitely exhausted the genre, it only just so happens they're all from the late 90s lol
>>737991473Who?
>>737991673>mainstream popular old gamesHave fun hammering jab in molty in a public bathroom
>>737991558b8
>>737991740This whole thread is b8
>>737991795tranny general
>>737988187I like when abstract game items are portrayed as real physical objects like that
>>737969550I finally undertook the weeb hajj recently. I checked out arcades and shmups in them for a bit with 0 hope of anything close to a 1CC because I can't even call myself an initiate (shouldn't be in this thread), but honestly the hardest part was the control scheme, I do much better with a keyboard from the little I played. I don't know how people do it on a stick.Perhaps it's a thing where a pristine stick is the best and a slightly janky one is a steep downgrade, or maybe it's really just getting used to a stick and everything that comes with it, but still. As I said not as if I belong in this thread anyway desu so might be a retarded perspective.
>>737992101You need to learn to use a stick and get used to it. I guarantee you're using the wrong hand position on it. Check out some FGC stuff for learning arcade stick and hand positions (it all applies to shmups as well). There's an acclimation period if you haven't spent much time on one.
>>737992101>I can't even call myself an initiate (shouldn't be in this thread)Nobody should be here either by their own definition.
>>737992192>smartass response like thisYou didn't beat whatever the last game was you played.
>>737992239Yeah, I never 1cc'd the game in a Japanese arcade in 1993.
>>737992275same here bro. we must be at the mercy of tiny japanese cock every second.
>>737992334>we must be at the mercy of tiny japanese cock every second.Welcome to every arcade thread on /v/.
>>737990080>He actually likes Stranger of ParadiseWhich means Mork also likes Jack's game. wtf i like mork now?
>>737990121redpulse was a solid lil contra
>>737990186These games are focused around the challenge of clearing them and going beyond 1ccs once you're able to do so (and interested). It might be a bit repetitive, but shmup threads used to be peaceful and cooperative, unlike whatever this is. Mega Man threads were also alright, but it's disappointing when you want to talk about these games in-depth there, and all you get is beginner talk or ecchi images, though that's peaceful in its own right. The Star Force threads were nice, but then some schizo was so pissed about Star Force's collection selling well, that he begun shitting up these threads to the point of talking with himself. Horrible.
>>737992701>shmup threads used to be peaceful and cooperativeNo they weren't. The same schizos have been shitposting about posting 1ccs and the same game recommendations for years. They were always trash and unproductive.
>>737992701Mega Man threads were and always will be /mmg/ expats who only pretend to play the games but are actually sonic tier autists who care more about Archie comics spin offs and collecting than the games
>>737991092I'll take your bait. This assumes that the average game can force you to learn and engage with itself within a first playthrough, which isn't the case. Shmups demand you to play them over and over to learrn them precisely to force you to engageg with them, while action games tend to allow players clear them through the bare minimum, usually not even knowing how most enemies/bosses work. Most people who jump from game to game barely engage with most of what they play, and I say this as someone who prefers action games over shmups.>>737992814Maybe I just got lucky, but when I checked a few threads last year, they were still slow and had anons talk about progress on their 1ccs/giving advice to each other and talking about the games they like. /v/ in general has been flooded with schizoposters this year.>>737992909Maybe, but even /mmg/ expats care about the characters and some of the games. Sometimes you'd get in-depth talk about story aspects, and the Star Force threads had some gameplay discussion too (before the schizo went overdrive)
>>737992990>Sometimes you'd get in-depth talk about story aspectsThere is no real story in mega man. Anyone who cares about mega man plot is not playing the games. It has gotten so bad that I don't even want to think about that franchise any more. This is what happens when you don't gatekeep and you let people slide in who aren't doing things like 1ccs. Look at touhou threads. They're desperate to be in here because they ruined their threads.
>>737992990>/v/ in general has been flooded with schizoposters this year.There was one thread like a week ago where all the schizos got banned and the thread was actually decent. These threads would be tolerable if the schizos from both sides killed themselves.
>>737992990>/v/ in general has been flooded with schizoposters this year>this year
>>737969645It can be when there's RNG thrown in the mix.
>>737993065>Anyone who cares about mega man plot is not playing the games.I do, and part of why Mega Man could afford having harder games is because a lot of people would stick around because of the characters or setting and be willing to try those. But yes, over time, it led to most Mega Man fans not playing the games, yet talking all about them. I don't think a shmup-like gatekeeping would work, given that Mega Man games don't force players to engage with them like shmups do, but having more gameplay discussion and encouraging getting better at these games would be better. The Zero series has a decent ranking system, and that already is enough to cause people who abuse upgrades to get mad and quit. >>737993086I missed that thread, but I saw some other threads from time to time that were normal. >>737993257I didn't mean to imply that schizos are a new thing, but this year, it's like some threads are taken over by them entirely, so the schizo begins arguing with himself for dozens of posts on end.
>>737969550I’ve been playing muchi muchi pork. Apparently I am not only aiming for 1cc but also getting a high score? Basically most of my time is redoing stages to get within the best scores possible.
>>737993327losing the ip counter really lowered the bar.
>>737993327>I don't think a shmup-like gatekeeping would work, given that Mega Man games don't force players to engage with them like shmups doMega Man games are designed to be replayed, they're designed to be beaten in one sitting, with no mistakes. The games are designed top to bottom to encourage mastery. However, they are comparatively easy compared to other games you can play, and you should eventually move on unless for whatever reason you want to speedrun them or dick around in mega maker or something. If you're not doing that it makes no sense to make mega man some essential feature of your identity, the games aren't that deep. Additionally, I'd argue that games like BN, SF, and Legends greatly eroded the IP's identity, which also led to discussion becoming impossible. Every crappy thread is descending upon these threads. You're in here because your threads suck and no one plays mega man beyond save stating through it, fighting game players are in here because their threads are all people who just watch streamers or fight the cpu, rhythm game fans are in here because all their threads are people who can't clear a song above normal difficulty, etc. It's obvious what the problem is.
>>737993487I'm here to watch you cry because you niggers are easy to troll
>>737993367What version? I got a bit frustrated with the original because getting into the 2nd loop discourages optimizing score kinda since you don't wanna die. I would like to try 1.01 some day.
>>737993518Yeah you're in here because your dogshit games are boring and it's more fun to interact with people here.
these are my non-emulated shmupswhat am I missing?
>>737990121gunvein was decent casual caveslop
>>737993562eosd, ufo, lolkstb, ds, gfw, isc
>>737992701>but shmup threads used to be peaceful and cooperative, unlike whatever this is.Threads have been borderline unusable for years now thanks to the "post clears shitter" and the mentality he left behind
>>737993623There was never a time when it was okay to be in here if you aren't working on clears.
>>737993623That mentality has existed for decades, it's a problem with all arcadeslop. Except rail shooter fags, they've always been chill for whatever reason.
>>737993671There are no "rail shooter fags". That's not a thing.
>>737990080What happened to House of Bullets morky boy?
>>737993487>The games are designed top to bottom to encourage mastery.I didn't deny that, it's just that as you said, just clearing these games is easy. The reason I don't move on is because pushing yourself further is what made me engage with them more, and increased my enjoyment of them. However, it comes from self-imposed challenges, and because most Mega Man games don't force players to at least try doing that, most of the fans barely know these games beyond dicking around and picking a favorite based on characters/aesthetics.>>737993623Guess I got lucky with the threads I saw. Grim.
>>737993560And you're on 4chan and not playing a shmup right now because they're dogshit and getting (You)s is more fun
>>737993671for me it's HOD2
>>737993751>just clearing these games is easy.No, I said mastering the games is easy. Unless you are speedrunning them competitively. It's absolutely trivial to learn how to tear through a mega man game effortlessly at a good pace. The people in mega man threads just don't really care about the games or like them, because the only reason people would hang around for games like that is for purely secondary reasons. Do you understand?
>>737993751No, you don't move on because you can't move on. You play the same easy game over and over because you're stagnant and boring. And because you're so stagnant and boring, you get uncomfortable at the sight of someone better than you. That's why you try and ruin my thread. It all goes back to jealousy. Humble yourself and listen, because you might actually learn something if you stop spewing verbal diarrhea.
>>737993776I played a shmup for 5 hours today, which is typically what I do every day.
>>737993562yeah try this oneREYCM-W80QI-9YT?Cthe ? is the number EOSD is
>>737993831>bombing
>>737993831LMAO
>>737993671Its because railshooter are inherently gatekept by being designed for peripheralchads instead of kbmplebs. If your game can be enjoyed with the same setup you use to browse 4chan or reddit or discord or digg or what have you, it is going to be filled with the worst kind of people.
>>737993848That is the correct set up for that boss, it's not touhou.
>>737993890it's been like 4 hours and you still haven't cleared lolk on normal
>>737993885I'm sure you're super excited you just discovered rail shooters a week ago and "beat" sin and punishment on normal with 4 continues but I think you'll quickly find the well doesn't run that deep.
>>737993914What are you talking about? That's literally how you do that boss. DOJ isn't some niche shmup, everyone in here should know how to play that.
>>737993920Buddy youre bragging about 'playing' a 'videogame' where you watch seasonal anime while tapping right arrow every .3 seconds to dodge a slow moving glowing circle
>>737993952Just say you suck ass and save the further embarrassment.
>>737993871What's so funny? Because I don't find all my hobbies being subverted from the inside out by envious casuals amusing at all. Seriously, I can't believe it. Old /v/ would unanimously be on my side, and stand against the hoards of retards I suffer every day now. This is not natural or normal and you'd have to be stupid to not notice. You people are ruining my online experience, and it's like you don't even care.
>>737993961Okay anon keep thinking "rail shooters are literally me!" and embarassing yourself with this little fad
I drew this
>>737994005LOLI hope you kill yourself tranny
>>737993814>It's absolutely trivial to learn how to tear through a mega man game effortlessly at a good paceYes, because they usually offer a powerful all-purpose weapon or make the buster powerful. That's not what I am talking about. There's a difference between clearing X1 by abusing Storm Tornado/charged Chameleon Sting all over, and being able to clear Zero 2 with just the buster while keeping a good rank, or making use of the whole weapon set and doing no death/no damage for some of the harder X/classic games.>the only reason people would hang around for games like that is for purely secondary reasons.There are archives of Japanese forums about newly released Mega Man games where they talked about clearing bosses hitless, and there have been various players doing challenge runs over time. Have you tried doing so for any of these games?
>>737994041>ew it's old
>>737994006Buddy I dont know how to tell you this but the reason why the rail shooter community is good is because people like you cant play them. It doesnt help that you keep trying to act like youre old enough to post on 4chan, and its even worse that all of your deep pulls are coming from your formative preteen years in 2018.
>>737994209>rail shooter communitylol
>>737994227yeah sorry i forgot, they dont even have a discord
>>737994209I'm boutta crack open a beer and watch KAZ speedrun Time Crisis 1
>>737994281poggers dude
>>737994041>the level of seethe permeating from every pixel of this comicIncredible
onimai imposter is more real than the real onimai faggot
>>737993840I didn't think this key would work. Now I feel a lil guilty for taking it
>>737994041
>>737994605>737994605they're the same person
i'm me
>>737994818It's okay anon, It's been an hour I'd like to think he's playing vidya. As long as you have fun that's what matters.
What the fuck happened to /shmup/ in /vg/?
>>737995541>What the fuck happened to /shmup//vg/
>>737970224for me, it's winwaks. but sometimes it'll just work with mednaffe. MAME sucks
>>737993519Original. I think 1.01 is only xbox 360? so, not happening
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