this is why I only play Eastern games
>>737978871
>whites won't play it because lel Jeet>Indians won't play it because the Indian protagonist gets cuckedwho is this for?
>>737978871Lmao holy fuck the eternal jeet
>>737978871just grim all around
>>737979006Jeets still, jeets like being cucked.
>>737978871>>737978923>>737979427That is literally a mexican thoughbeit
>>737978871ok pedo
>>737978871https://vocaroo.com/1iuNhFiOeJUPThread theme
>>737978871Is the wife supposed to be white?
>>737979532why are all mexicans so fucking racist towards brown people?they're even racist towards mexicansnot white people tho they get a pass
>>737979816the ladder? pulledim one of the boys
>games in the late 20th and early 21st centuries>"Story? Uh, sure, if we have enough time before the game goes gold.">games in the current day>"Gameplay? Whatever mash-to-win slop's popular. Now shut the fuck up and let us think of a new twist to this cuck story."
>>737979006speak for yourself, im white and im not playing it because it looks like total fucking shit.
>>737979801Nah, they're both indian. Looked up the story on wikipedia. Corporation sent three colonies to set up mining operations on a planet and lost contact. Guy is security for fourth colony sent to find out what happened. Planet is under time dilation and the alien ruins covering the planet are a result of the first colony (including his wife) getting superpowers from aliens and enslaving the other two colonies. Guy defeats leader of first colony and decides not to get back with his wife so the alien superpowers don't corrupt him.
>>737980153video games?
>somehow manage to twist an alien cosmic horror story into you being cucked
>>737979006Chinks and nips
>>737979006ps fans are so starved for games they're already saying its good
>>737980423Are you talking about the writers?
>>737978871Chat, is this true???
>Even when a minority is the protag because hes male they utterly cucked himLol lmao
>>737978871westslop of course(saar)
>>737978871Most original video game story in a decade
>>737978871was literally going to buy this tonightthere goes my sale
If this is real it reminds me of Annihilation
>>737980479Yes
>>737979006larry fink
i know we still have years of woke games in the pipe but i never understood yuri lesbo things
>buying western slop in this day and ageIn any single form of media, that's just asking for "LE SUBVERTING EXPECTATIONS"
Isn't this... you know, bad for the Izzat?
>>737980553>was literally going to buy this tonightwhy
>>737980560what
>>737978871That's so groundbreaking. Next level of storytelling. That's how you know we live in the future after the year 2000
Braid did it before
>>737979006sony fans
>>737979006>>whites won't play it because lel JeetNot everyone is racist virgin like you
>>737980673that's my javfu
>>737980796t. indian
>>737978871Finally, a new Better Man game. We must be better cuckolds.
>>737978871Isn't this game made by swedes or something?Getting swedes to make an indian game is the perfect joke
>>737980662I actually liked returnal a lot
>>737980893I had fun with the story, Its just egregious how clear that there is no actual story and is just throwing vague shit at a wall and proclaiming themes and such.The game is also far too easy to try and insist your character goes insane from dying and looping endlessly
>>737978871>My love, I am came to rescu—SAAAAAAAAAAAARR
>>737978871Apparently his wife hates him for cheating on her with men. I’m not kidding. The plot is that a gay jeet is fucking and getting fucked by other men behind his wife’s back, she finds out, and she cucks him with a black lesbian. Bravo, Sony.
>>737978871CHAT IS THIS REAL??
>>737981080I just read this over and maybe "I enjoyed the story" is not quite accurate.I liked the base gameplay loop as opposed to the tower that will debuff you with turbo aids and just kill you
>>737980673That's a man ain't it?
>>737981242He also kills his gay lover.
>>737979006Sonyfags love this kind of garbage.
>>737978871>You were just crazy in the endIs the most retarded and lamest excuse for any story ever written. Whoever wrote it should never be allowed to write again
>>737981242>>737978871>Write a story showing how feminine male jeets really are>cheats on a woman to fuck men>gets cucked by a nog lesbianAre Finns secretly based?
>>737978871>>737981242>>737981327You know what when Sony announced DRM on their consoles I felt completely indifferent whatsoever when I realized the state of their library exclusives.
It's so funny when non-whites realize woke comes for them, too. Tariq understood.
>>737981443>You know what when Sony announced DRM on their consolesYou fell for fake news
>>737981420ChatGPT probably did.
>>737981242LMAO even gay/bi men get utterly screwed by lesbos in a supposedly extremely woke game.
>>737978871A time loop in a dream. Imagine combining two of the shittiest tropes ever on top of being woke.
>>737981242>Apparently his wife hates him for cheating on her with men. I’m not kidding. The plot is that a gay jeet is fucking and getting fucked by other men behind his wife’s back, she finds out, and she cucks him with a black lesbian>cheating on her with men.>gay jeetThis is beyond parody tierif this is in anyway real than its probably the top spot for most pozzed and wokePlaystation cucking this game from sales by not releasing on PC at the last minute is the cherry on top. Playstation saved the PC audience from wasting their money
>>737981242I thought you were shitposting and adding to the bit but just read into it and they actually did it. Not sure what jeets think of fags but they're very stupid to think black audiences will take to it
>>737981242I refuse to believe this is real....
>>737981242Unironically, this is the type of shit that would get Donald Trump a third term.
>>737981534Jeets are especially zesty.
I shocked Synthetic Man isn't all over this.
>>737978923Problem?
>>737981242>a gay jeet is fucking and getting fucked by other men behind his wife’s back, she finds out, and she cucks him with a black lesbian
>>737981573Wow gonna show everyone up by worshipping jews and israel harder
>>737980560What did her taking the BBC add to the plot of that film?
>>737978923This guy deserves sex
>>737979998soo...because of Jeet
>>737981242This unironically feels like they took the criticism of Returnal very poorly and just made Saros even more woke out of pure spite.
>>737981660Yeah, you could make a conspiracy out of it. "Man, this guy is a retard.">The left proceed to remind you of the beautiful future they want for everyone, involves gay jeets getting cucked by black lesbiansDoes more than any right-wing political ad humanly possible.
>>737979006Sony executives, I guess...?Maybe also Indians with a cuck fetish.
>>737981242Here’s the screenshot from the true ending where he finds out his wife won’t take him back and she’s moved on lmao
>>737981675it was a very important addition by jewflix
>>737981573Gobbling on Israeli's cock won't get him a third term.
i get the feeling housemarque absolutely gives zero fucks about story and just want to make arcade gamesSo they fill their game with sony mandated diversity slop and just focus on gameplay instead
>>737981660
>>737981741I'd just kill the wife if that was me and then kms
>>737981731People are already sick and tired of the jews controlling society and pushing their pedophile shit. They're gonna vote left and open the borders and get rid of all the jews by bringing in all the based muslims.
>>737981442Kek
>>737980829Why he is so bald?
>>737981891>>737981818Literally the only difference is if you get pride parades while worshipping jews
>>737981919Bettermaxxing
>>737981573I got the joke Anon.
>>737981891Sure, Tucker, and go ahead and tell me how Christians are respected in Qatar.
>>737978871I thought jeets fully support IR NTR?
>>737982025If “American hegemony” means spreading feminism, LGBT, and trannyism around the globe it’s best it ends
>>737981242>>737981327This is 100% a youtube true crime influenced story.
>>737981242FINLAND, I KNEEL
>>737982158Current American hegemony with Trump in charge is destroying globalism, pushing white jewish supremacy, bombing innocent muslims and erasing America's soft power through destroying their entertainment industry.
>>737978871>>737979006>>737980829>>737981575>>737981242Okay I get it now I can't believe it took me 20 minutes to figure this out, jeet men are notoriously most misogynistic men in the continent to a point even their own women hates them, women rides in separate buses and trains cause of their behavior. This game portraying a jeet as a docile man is nothing but a puff piece for indian men,
>>737982501>white jewish supremacyFellow white people moment You’re not fooling anyone Moishe
>>737982569Jews are the ultimate evil and they control the right. Good thing the democrats are gonna win and destroy the jews.
>>737982501america is fine other than a damaged reputation from pointless wars for israel
>>737978871No way this is fucking realIt's like an even-more-cucked Braid
>>737982637Lmao
>>737981242>a gay jeet is fucking and getting fucked by other men behind his wife’s back, she finds out, and she cucks him with a black lesbianThis is an actual sentence. The world unironically needs to be erased.
SAARSDO NOT REDEEM THE LESBIAN WIFE!!!!
I actually have a fetish for getting cucked by a girl who turns out to be a lesbian.It all stems from a nearly 2 decade old doujin where a guy has a threesome with two chicks and forces them to make out. In the end the two leave him for each other
>>737982637>and they control the right.Left*
>>737978871>>737981242Jesus christ, the first games story was presented in such a convoluting way aswell but apparently it was fucking Shakesspeer compored to this LGBTQSHIT>>737978923>born 93 Really nigger ? That fat fuck looks like he's scratching on the 50s
>>737982850It's abundantly clear that you've never -- and will never -- have a gf, so keep on with that retarded fantasy I guess you fucking retarded faggot.
>gay jeet cheats on wife to fuck men and then wife cucks him for black lesbianThis is the stuff that people here would've adlibbed together for a hypothetical fake woke game
>>737981242Lol, is there a wheelchair fucker somewhere or a tranny, this feels like its trying to check all the boxes.
>>737979816Mexicans hate everyone, including you white boi. They just recognize when to feign friendliness and when to go mask off, but make no mistake they will stab you in the back whenever they see the opportunity.
>>737982932Well its more like he got drunk and fucked his male co-worker, they both regret it but the dude was going to snitch. So he murdered him. Then he gets depressed/drunk nonstop so she leaves him for someone else.
>>737979006White women who don't play videogames
>>737983042That doesn't make it any better, hell, it makes it worse because now there's a chance that he wasn't actually gay and was ass raped
>>737982932I dont think we can be that creative because it looks too silly to be real, this is what we call beyond parody, as most parody still tries to have an ounce of common sense.
>>737982989including themselves
>>737982932>>gay jeet cheats on wife to fuck menthat doesn't happen
>>737983195I don't really care because its a story in a type of game no one cares that deeply about. I find it more offensive for a game like Doom Eternal/Dark Ages to build up lore and story than this game having shit hidden in audio logs and <10m cutscenes in a ~10 hour game. Its not like if it had a completely different story that you could talk about the game part here, Returnal was DOA from an ugly protagonist too.
>not even in the top selling games on the PS storeLmfao. Finland is about to lose a game dev studiohttps://store.playstation.com/en-us/category/877e5ce2-4afc-4694-9f69-4758e34e58cd/1
>>737983347Depends on how much the budget was. Returnal sold less than 2m per the Insomniac leaks and they got greenlit to throw another more expensive game together in the exact same genre.
>>737983271
>>737983332>be up and coming AAA studio with massive budget >making a niche roguelike game with higher difficulty than most games >basically a genre and difficulty that only appeals to men>instead of appealing to men, make the protag an ugly 60 year old KarenI wish I could be a fly on the wall listening to their meetings. If they made the Returnal protag a somewhat attractive young woman it would still be talked about today
>>737978871I'm honestly just tired of lesbians. They're the "safe" wing of LGBT and using them for that purpose shows that the dev is actually low risk and has nothing to say.
>>737983567What if they just made a game with straight people
>>737978871>NOOOOO YOU BITCH DO NOT REDEEM THE MUNCHING OF THE CARPET BLOODY BITCH NOOOOOOOOOO
>>737983624I don't need protagonists to be just like me because I'm not niggerbrained. I just want the devs to stop being cowards.
>>737981285BTH-090
>>737981285If only, at least then she'd do anal.
>>737983567Just like how there are gays for the straight female audience and gays for the gay male audience, there are lesbians for the straight male audience and lesbians for the gay female audience.Western lesbians are NEVER for the straight male audience.
>>737983691If I wanted to see niggers and faggots I’d go outside. Just make everyone white and hot. If there are any POC, just make one or two and they have to be hot women. It’s crazy how if you want something like that only slant eyes will provide it.
>>737979006The game is made by Finnish cucks so it is for them onlyThey made a game for themselves using snoy money.Finns are fucked, only Russians can liberate them now from these woke policies enforced by eucucks
>>737980560The main character being the final boss was only a matter of circumstance
>>737978871>lesbian cucking for a black chickGhandi is rolling in his grave
>>737983827Europeans live in countries with nothing but white people but make nothing but games like this.
>>737979006the modern audience
>>737983567Can't really say they went safe when they went for a double gay cuckold non-white couple.
>>737978871How can an imaginary wife leave you?
>>737981242The writers should go on strike again so they can get paid what they're FREAKING worth.
>>737984030>imageYeah, I don't care anymore. This should be illegal.
>>737983995They fell for 2 things. 1, the Marxist psy-op that Western culture is bad and all Westerners need to be replaced (to make way for the glorious Communist Revolution); and 2, the belief that they were responsible for their own self-actualization instead of being the USA's pet project for a nice holiday vacation spot that showed Marxism is a dead end and produces only shit holes. Ironically 2 actually made 1 more effective in the long term, because people who live in luxury forget what it takes to make and maintain that luxury and end up easily feeling sorry for others who don't deserve their empathy.
>>737983995> Europeans live in countries with nothing but white peopleThere are more black and brown people in Europe than white ones.Europe is cooked and already far beyond the point of no returnCurrent European ratio is like 2-3 darkskins per 1 white
Howdy, Saaros!
>>737978871>>737981242This sounds like the most Swedish game in existence.>Finlandhuh I guess they can't entirely escape the curse
These character designs are beautiful
>and your woman>your woman>"your"red flags
Wait, this fucking garbage is FINNISH?Mitä vittuaI am so sorry you had to see this.
>>737981242please let this be true it would be so fucking funny
>>737981741Japanese game ending: you retire to a comfy life after saving the multiverse and impregnate all three of your beautiful wives American game ending: your wife cucks you for a black lesbian and says she wants nothing to do with you anymore. You break down in a fetal position on the beach, a broken man
>>737978923
>>737984396They're finnish actually.
"woke" has lost all meaning. all y'all just love complaining about game you'll never play. nitpick all you want but you dorks will never have sex. besides, wasn't your dear leader supposed to end all the woke libtard stuff? I guess you got duped by a conman yet again.
>>737981242the high scores its getting from journos makes so much sense now
>>737978871>PS5 has no games until now>finally gets a game, and it's literally for cucks
>>737984123why? its not like any guy is going for them
>>737984484>A gay jeet getting cucked by a black lesbian isn't woke
>>737984484It’s a Finnish game. Woke in America is dying, it takes a couple years for culture to travel to the periphery of the empire.
>>737984567racial and sexual minorities exist in real life, you know. have they always been woke?>>737984596>two more weeks
>>737981242How they will ever recover?
>>737984632So you think an Indian man having sex with a man, then his wife leaving him for a black lady is not woke?
>>737979006Woketroonies/leftroonies/libtroons.But they don't even play games, they don't support games, and they don't even have the courtesy to buy the games they clamor and screech at le chuddies about.STOP LISTENING TO AND MAKING GAMES FOR WOKETROONIES WHO AREN'T EVEN YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC. They should be expunged from any discussion regarding the industry and our hobby.
>gameplay so good>visuals so good>character designs so lame>story so gayIts like a game where half of the people wanted to make an actually great game while another half wanted to make gay slop
>>737984484>but you dorks will never have sexpost a picture of yourself so we can laugh. Guarantee you're not having any sex
>Bloody bitch, please fuck my bitch wife
>>737984484Trump killed wokeness in America, we're slowly healing.
>>737978871Imagine if these stupid gay Finns made their main character look like this
>>737978923I'd eat a hot dog with this guy.
>>737984719Except story in a game like this does not matter
>>737984683I used to think this was chud cope but after games like Veilguard flopped hard and games like Crimson Desert sold amazingly, I think the chuddies do have a point. Although there are some woke games that do well
>>737984484Our dear leader????? YOUR dear leader prevented Palestine from surviving.Now you fucking bitchfaggot creitns are going marching in the streets screaming that "he should have le finished le job!! Le jews are white supremacists!!"
>>737984683Wmbf >>>> faggot cuck slop
>>737984763People would just loop back to complaint #2 that its a PS5 exclusive and whine again
>>737984683The issue is that even though leftism is no longer cool amongst most normal people, people who work on the games are radicalized into pushing their politics no matter what. As we seen from history, leftists will get more violent once they stop getting heard and as games like this becomes more and more unpopular, people in charge will slap them down for their dumb ideas and we'll get producers pushing for white males for the most sales just like the 2000s again.
>>737984632White people are the minority kike.
>>737984790Nigga it literally has hours worth of cutscenes.
>>737984856No it would be a game that snoys would obnoxiously brag about for years like Bloodborne. But when they keep making this boring westernslop they lose all bragging rights
>>737984484Cat posters really are the biggest retards on this site. Even frog posters are less stupid.
>>737981242>>737984516This shit got a 7 by IGN, I guess it wasn't progressive enough
>>737984885You have not played the game if you think it has an hour of mandatory cutscenes. Almost all of the cutscenes, walk n talk is optional shit. Someone sitting still to listen to an NPC of their own volition is not mandatory.
>>737984927They’re all young zoomers (before after 2003)
>>737978871>I have to save my wife so she can make out with her girlfriend!gacha fans' wet dream
Remember this shit the next time some Eurofag tries to say that only America makes this kind of gay shit.
>>737978871>>737981242In some ways, I kinda love how retarded, fake and gay the modern world is. It makes it easy to laugh at.
>>737979816Depends on the Mexican, some try to act White, other ones like the Chicanos worship Blacks, etc. All that can be said with any certainty is that they are not Christian.
>>73798496788 metacritic last I checked. IGN has honestly been doing good with reviews lately, they’ve been calling out a lot of slop and getting flak for it
>>737985035>Marathon and WoW Midnight are their highest reviews this yearNah not really. If anything they are leaning into being contrarian for clicks
This is what happens in Eastern games now.
>>737979006concentration of wealth has turned billionaires into arch consumers. arch consumers are how companies invest one hundred+ billion dollars and hundreds of thousands of hours worth of labor on the part of writers, costumers, artists, actors, musicians and sound engineers in order to produce tv shows, movies and games that no one watches or plays, but which are made anyway because they were commissioned by some billionaire who wants to play social engineer
>>737978871I didn't even know this game was a thing, until this thread. lol
>>737985035>IGN happened to agree with my dogshit opinions on games I didn't even play they're so backShut the fuck up
>>737984440>not wanting cuckshit in games is white supremacyis there literally anything you guys dont consider white supremacy besides blacked porn and being trans?
>>737978871>indians love BBC cuck themes>but now it's BBPBRAVO
>>737979006Snoys. The answer is always snoy.
>>737978871After the Unleash the avatar I wasn't surprised on this gamehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S33QPNm1yTE&pp=ygUSdW5sZWFzaCB0aGUgYXZhdGFy
>>737981660>>737981769Kamala lost
>>737981242>"You're gay, and you are gay, and here is a gay for you, and there's a gay!"Leftist writing.
>>737985093What is this?
pclards are just mad that this game will stay on PS5!
tendiesisters, our response...?
>>737985423Rito won
>>737985359Daughter raising simulator game called Magical Princess. That's the true ending.
>>737984484I still have woke fatigue.
>>737978871>Even imaginary women would sooner mate with a sheboon than get near a pajeetThat's actually the most believable part of the game's story
>>737982158yes I believe thats the joke
And that is why I don't buy western games in 2026.
>>737985423>#15Burger king foot lettuce?Anyway, the second spot is Luna Premium lmao so I wouldn't trust these hourly Amazon rankings anyway.
>>737979006People who likes gameplay.
>>737986026>People who likesGood morning saar.
>>737985974/v/ really needs to be given a crash course on just how popular Roblox is, because most people on this board don't comprehend that it's bigger than the entirety of console war bullshit.
>>737978871I don’t like jeets, but I would have given this a chance if it had just been a straightforward cosmic horror story about exploring an alien planet based on The King in Yellow. Sony and their devs just can’t fucking help themselves.
>>737986048Jeet means victory.
>>737986108Except it is just that unless you read through and watch all the optional subtext.
>>737978871Saaaaaaars, not like this.NOT LIKE THISSSSSS.
>>737986075No one cares because 99% of the people playing Roblox are children and third worlders.You might as well talk about how many organisms on the planet eat shit as sustenance.
>>737981242I love seeing the woke games coming out now that started development when faggy cuck devs thought this shit was "in" and would only become more popular
>>737978871>baiting jeets this hardGenuinely fucking funny
>>737984484TRUTH NUKE
>>737978923But is he wrong?
>>737986180most people here are third worlders and children considering how popular coomer games, anime and gacha are.
>>737984125"they" didnt fall for shitall corporations have a single common denominator, do you know who that is?(((they))) are the ones forcing this shit
>>737986153>it is just that unless you read what it’s actually meant to be about
>>737986236And no one here cares about gacha games outside of porn.
>>737979006Youtube sensation Synthetic Man.
>>737986338and third worlders and underage are the ones obsessed with porn and they constantly span the board with it.
>>737981242I don’t want to play as a gay cuckolded Indian so I won’t buy it.
>>737978871DO NOT REDEEM THE LESBIANSMAAM ARE U PROSTITUTE!!!?!?!??!!!!
>>737978871>muh woooooke*rolls eyes*
>>737980765Nah they don't play video games.
Why didn't Finland make a game about the finnization of India where jeets spontaneously transformed into Finngolians?
>>737981675Yeah I remember watching it and that shit came out of nowhere and felt so out of place and forced. Like even without the obviously forced interracial shit it still would have felt bizarrely out of place for that sex scene to be where it was.
>>737984396>American gameIt was made in Finland.
>>737986451Kamala lost.
>First Indian protag in AAA>is a massive cuckI was being too harsh on those snow mongoloids.
>>737985468Well yeah, I am not hitting the pipe.
>>737986749
>>737986756GIWTWM
>>737978871OH SHIT, is that why they made him an Indian?
>>737978871>You play as a jeet looking for your jeeta, you get cucked in the end and turns out you were the bad guy all along!this can't be fucking real......please tell me this is a joke and that people were not paid MILLIONS over god knows how many years to shit this out....
>>737986756It should be me.
They really turned Cuckold Simulator into a AAA budget game, huh?
>>737986451You people have been doing this "i have anti woke fatigue" passive aggressive pseudo Karen shit for the past 12 years, when are you gonna realise it doesn't work?
>>737986756>American calling Indians "Asian"KEKLMAO who actually believes this?
>>737986798where can I find these women
Really is impressive that they manged to make lesbo shit cringe over the last few years.
>>737986990India is literally in Asia
>>737978871>>737981242
The age of cuckening has begun. NTR kinos will be made.
>>737986451Tranny you have been trying this over 15 years in one way or another, it doesn't work.
>>737981242>Literally no source cited Retards here will fall for everything
>>737986756>>737986990It's so sad that saars have to make up fake shit like this lmao
>>737986756Kinda fucked up that the jeet just made all this shit up and everyone rolled with it instead of asking "why would a jeet say this?" first.
>>737984484MIGApedos BTFO
>>737986376The futa lover that strikes down clip channels?
So is it fake or not?
>>737978923What a handsome young man.
>>737979006jeets might be still into it just out of pure habit
>>737978871It is double strike, actually. Another woke space game hit the market
>>737979006It was made as a shitpost, just like their previous game all the while they are cashing in those inclusivity bonuses.
>>737981242See this is exactly the sort of shit you culture war retards should be campaigning against, instead of wasting your time, watching steam charts, getting mindbroken by a game thats not even 1% as woke as this shit. Of course im talking Kinothon .What the fuck are you doing /v/?
>>737987391Yesn't
>>737987430what if we do both?
>>737987391It fits the India Hate agenda on /v/ so it's real to them
>>737987430This. People are mind broken over like one black person in a game. Save your energy for shit like this and Veilguard
>>737979006The devs to pocket that sweet blackrock money
>>737987504if it's real you'll have some serious explaining, apologizing, and getting fucked to do, aquajeet
>>737987391His wife does cuck him with a black lesbian, but he isn’t gay
>>737979006It's for the British jew writer.
>>737987504Who would win?A billion jeets or one straya shitposter.
I hope this is realIndians have been spamming their "hollywood bad boy" (that i have never heard of until now) getting a video game and I'm glad he gets shit on in the end
>>737986756
>>737979006people who play videogames for the gameplay
>>737987208>>737987718>it's fakekekof course an indian guy would make up a story about women wanting him
>>737987391The fact that it's not immediately obvious in either direction is funny on its own
>>737987420So they never made a good game and made a third shit game? What's the big deal here, reliable track record here for the "modern audiences"
>>737987754>Gameplay But it's a PS5 exclusive, kind of contradictory
>>737987420If tomorrow I tell the press that, like, a bunch of Japanese dev studios make games with white protagonists, nobody panics. But when I say that one little old studio with a bunch of white French devs make a game with a black protagonist, well then everyone loses their minds!
>>737987886Vampyr was pretty ok
>>737978871>>737981242sounding like GOTY to me
>>737981242> The plot is that a gay jeet is fucking and getting fucked by other menNo fucking way I’m gonna need proof I heard everything else but this no way the actually put this shit in
>>737978923Honorary aryan
>>737988085Uhhh if you're ultra desperate for vampire games for some reason, then I might agree. It's vtmb2 tier
>>737986756>Glamorous JP Morgan execThey really do always phrase it like that, why do journos fantasize about getting raped all the time?
>>737988242It is better than vtmb2 and yes, i'm ultra desperate for vampire games
>>737987208He looks like Count Chocula. lol
>>737988550People have also said that he looks like this brainrot thing lol
>>737987041doesn't matter. we don't call them asian.
>>737984683>written by Leigh Alexander
>>737987208Look at those canons!
>>737981818she would have sent her grotesquely unqualified jewish son-in-law to handle negotiations, which he would flounder and fail to make any progress with, then backstab the Iranians twice within a year's time on an attempted assassination strike that any qualified individual could have told her was doomed to fail and fuck up the global economy, but she would ignore because she'd have fired everyone qualified and surrounded herself with yes men?I guess they really are the same...
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>>737987420It's like the third game in a row in which they try to shove a white male/black female couple in after Banishers and Twin Mirror yet it's not surprising they got completely overwhelmed by activists given that their most popular game was Life is Strange.
they just cant help themselves
>still no real proofsCringe
>>737979816why are you making shit up
>>737985423Is that mouse any good? Seems kinda overpriced considering I paid 15 bucks for my g203
>>737978871Indian man's wife leaves him for lesbians? Actually sounds good. Still not going to play a game with an Indian protagonist until they stop invading the U.S., polluting the the planet, scamming everyone, and eating cow dung.>>737981516Don't worry, there is a billion pajeets who will play this game title.
>>737987208the first question anyone should ask about this is why anyone would trust a jeet that looks vaguely like an analog horror caricature
>>737978871You need to fuck off>>>/t/witter
>>737979427>looks around on twitter for some brownskin stating a right wing opinion since there's always one despite the fact that you will find 5000% more stating leftist opinions >repost it false flagging is literally that easy
>>737980423First one was "all in her head" I dont get how either
Still waiting for any real evidence
>>737983827>Russia>saving anyonelmfao
>>737989705??? >>737981741
>>737989705
>>737979998It doesn't though. Returnal had absolutely phenomenal gameplay (the only thing that matters) and so does Saros.
>>737984787if by hot dog you mean roasted dog I think he'll be up to it
Weren't jeets hardcore shilling Saaros as the game that would turn around the world's opinion on jeets?fucking lmao
>>737980673Why do i keep forgetting her name all the time?
>>737989724Well... yeah.
>>737989834>>737989807Nothing about him being gay thoI think you guys are making stuff up to humiliate Indian men
>>737979532>mexicanMexico is the India of the Americas.
>>737984053nobody that matters cares about skin color. only in the context of excessive representation in the macro scale of MOVIES, TV, GAMES, not a single game. Hell, there are far more gay haters that are latinx/blax/chinx than people who hate color people, by orders of magnitude.
>>737984484Is this some new faggy running joke? To whine about """chuds""" while posting a cat reaction image?
>>737989983Anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but fucking dudes is way less embarrassing then being cucked by a nigger lesbian.
>>737989983The hints at him being with Sebastian are more spread out. He did it while drunk, because similar to Japanese work culture if bosses/co-workers drink so do you. They had sex, both regret it but main jeet can't let him snitch to the wife so he murders him. He says its a work accident.
>>737978871jesus christ so they really just made returnal again? story and all?
>>737989980>white>christianLargest mudshit population in Europe
>>737978871Lmao wtf>>737978923Yeah kys faggot
>>737989980None of the woke people I have met in real life actually thinks this way about Russia. You are genuinely fucking retarded.
After TLOU2 and Bazz from Concord, I truly believe Sony will do anything
>>737990060They live in their own territory, far from Russian cities. They have no special preferences unlike in Europe. They've been living there for ages and know the rules, so they don't fuck around with Russians.
>>737982671>>737980726Good to see I'm not the only one that thought that.
>>737990060Not for long lol
>>737981242peak weimarAt this point God is a comedian.
>>737981508Everyone is laser focused on shitting on the set up and the resolution of the (admittedly) shitty story. The far worse issue is the actual moment by moment writing. The narrative trips at the starting line and never gets going because of how poorly the characters are written. It makes the unresolvable error of having annoying and unpleasant characters so the audience never even begins to grow attached to the story in the first place. You think this story is shit because you are reading a synopsis. I promise you it is much worse to actually experience it doled out painfully and indifferently. There is no worse story than one that nobody cares about because of how badly you botched your character writing. Hours and hours of uninteresting and unlikable assholes that make the worst coworkers you ever had to experience seem like the life of the party by comparison. Miserable.Nordic countries need to pull lynch's dick out of their throat. Remedy and Housemarque are a fucking embarrassment.
>>737990224>they've successfully colonized the landlol
>>737979816they are racemixing rapebaby central and have to lash out to overcompensate for their dirty blood
>>737978871The entire story is basically a subversion of the damsel in distress trope. You thought you were trying to save your wife the whole game, turns out she left your ass and is strong and independent with a black lesbian gf. Suffer, dumb moid. Feminism wins again
>>737978871Seriously. Why does every Snoy first party game have faggots and lesbians? LoU2, Ghost of Yotei, Spiderman 2, Horizon, Uncharted, and now this shit. I know the answer is no one but WHO IS BUYING THIS?! Also I know most actors are faggots but is the jeet in this game one? Aren't jeets supposed to be overly project masculinity on account of being jealous of white people? I've never heard of a gay jeet before lol.
>>737983827>>737984163>be EU and the North>fight world war to stop cuckoldry, jewry and native replacement>americans loves all these things, so they send their young men into machine gun fire Cuckoldry is an american invention and tradition. 99% of all porn is made in america. As soon as some nation dont want to be cucked by jewry or imigration, americans are there, ready to invade - for their jewish overlords and their black gods. >>737983995Americans give them money to make this stuff.
>>737981947>>737981818The left owes everything to the Jews, so this makes sense.The right and the Jews are enemies, we literally genocided them in the previous century.So no, this is not the same at all, the left doesn't betray itself by aligning with the Jews, the right does.
>>737981242Of course all of it is revealed after the return periodI will never spend money on western slop
>>737979816In actual mexican media made for mexican people they push pale skin actors with green eyes and dyed hair that is a reflection of their values even if a lot of US are brown. t. mexicano
>>737987183>>737988165I too, was in disbelieve but tried to search for it and I found guide to get true ending and thee is a bit of it herehttps://www.gamesradar.com/games/roguelike/saros-endings/>Returning to the Passage, Arjun then confronts the truth about his past on Earth in another flashback. It's revealed that Sebastian Torres was a former Enforcer and friend of Arjun's that he nonetheless murdered in a fit of rage when it seemed as though Torres was going to tell Nitya that Arjun had cheated on her, as well as other immoral acts. This suggests that the Torres that Arjun has been speaking to on Carcosa is a creation of the Yellow, or just a symptom of his strained sanity (perhaps both).
>>737990598Look up the hijra community
>>737986756It's amazing how the long nose tribe get away with everything
>>737986376He's right about that. Still a whiny faggot though.
>>737987420I genuinely think rather than race bait shit or trannies or fags it's literally just as simple as having attractive characters. I honestly think that is the single biggest cause for games like that to flop. And I'm not even talking about like scantily dressed tits jiggling all over the place Stellar Blade style I literally just mean having characters that are conventionally attractive or appealing in their design at least.
>>737978871why tho? who is the target audience for this?
>>737978871Wait, another lesbian pairing?
>>737981242I'm actually ok with this since everything is gay from the start
>>737990561>>737981242Usually, a game's ending has a reward of some sort: whether it's a nice conclusion, a happy ending, a payoff understanding to the events of the story even if it's a horror game, a cliffhanger for things to come, some wisdom behind everything that you piece together and amass once you see the ending, or a feeling like dread or existential if the ending makes the MC lose.What the fuck am I supposed to learn from this??? It's literally just cuckfest. This just feels like leftroon browbeating.
>>737991542If you feel like it's browbeating doesn't that mean you're self-inserting as John Saaros?
>>737984396>Cuckoldry, Western: :<>Cuckoldry, Japan: :o
>>737978923He cute!
>>737991018Still nothing about him being gay
Should I redeem it or do not?
>>737981242LMAO NO WAY
>>737991246One billion canadians.
>>737978871Hot
this has to be a chud parody
>>737984995kek
>>737981242It's funny because that same jeet actor also starred in a netflix role about some edgar allan poe adaptations and he's also a faggot there, and a game developer too
>>737978871>black lesbianshouldve left him for a cute asian girl at least
>>737979006Isn't this a common story trope for Sony games. Cuck and lesbianary.
>>737979816They hate fags and blacks. No shit they would hate this game.
>>737979816Why do you speak a European language, on a website founded by a White man known as m00t and depend on the Japanese for your video game entertainment? Those are are the questions you ought to really be asking.
>>737978923looks like a bro
>>737981891Esau Gambit. They play both sides. In fact, the real power of "woke" is intentionally manufacturing problems and create division. The very divisions itself harms the society of alien nations they operate in. They recognize poison in society, they get leftists too support it because they understand that its poison that harms White people, and they expect camps in White society to viciously react to the poison.
>>737991018The story really is fucked, there's even the possibility the entire game was his mental breakdown and none or little of it actually happens.
>>737984484>>737986451>>737987430>>737987531I'm getting real tired of cowards who refuse to recognize that "woke" and "culture war" are just cowardly way to not say "jewish values in reducing the birth rate and health of nonjewish society" and "post WW2 race war perpetuated by Israel against Europe". Rejecting black people in video games is an antidote because its destroying 80 years of malicious racial conditioning.
>>737981242why did everyone believe this anon even though he provided no evidence?
>>737987348>strikes down clip channels?Oooo so that's why i don't get recommendations for that channel with clips from his stream anymore.Kek, faggot probably saw his numbers go down while that clip channel thrived.
>>737980592didn't he recently give up on the esg thing?
>>737992683Yes, the end flashes red and blue police lights on him. Whether his wife actually is a lesbian or not in his vision doesn't seem to matter she leaves/is lost regardless.
>>737992683Its the same as Returnal, there is an actual story then the "is all the weird shit also real or not" part. This game has more going on that makes me think the weird shit is also real, cause the entire crew doesn't really factor into these two people's falling out relationship
>beat it in 12 hours and 48 minutesFun game, but for a roguelite holy shit its mogged by dozens and dozens of indie games. There is no depth and unfortunately there is no difficulty to make early regions scale up. Honestly they need to drop the roguelite part of this style of game and just focus on making a straight forward level-based campaign like Doom with difficulty levels. Cause moment to moment gameplay is top notch, moreso for Returnal on PC.
>>737993520B-but anon, how can I overcharge the game while doing minimum work and say it has endless replayability because it simple mishmash random room? Think of the poor devs.Anyway, is the cucking real or is op exagerating like the twitter faggot he is?
>>737978923Typical xjeet.
>>737994376Its real, but MC fucks around first while drunk. So he cucked her, then she leaves and gets with a girl. Also we are in some weird world where two people separated, because she literally packs her bags and leaves, can still somehow constitute as cuckolding when they aren't together.
>>737979006Jeets won't play it because they already spent their rupee on more cow shit for dinner
>>737978871Was this game meant to release in 2024?
>>737992725Because nobody on /v/ likes a street shitter sonyslop game, and just likes to mock it.
>>737981242what the fuck
>>737978871Somehow my gut feeling tells me this game was made in America, by Americans.
>>737978871this is pretty much returnal 2 but even more pozzed
>>737978871That jeeta looks cute.Anyone has higher res pic?
>>737990224>They live in their own territory, far from Russian cities.Sure
>>737995042
>>737978871Didn't Braid already do this
>>737994741it was announced last year so i dont think so
>>737987391maybe>Prior to leaving for Carcosa, Nitya had a strained relationship with Arjun due to his alcoholism and being implicated in the death of his partner, Sebastian.
I don't get it, are games where the ending is a downer simply not allowed anymore? Do people now always need an ending where everything ends all well?Why is that?
>>737978871>time loopThey even copied that from Returnal?
>>737980765Why are s*nyggers like this?
>>737995187Bullshit
>>737984125They fell for purely american race-mixing propaganda you fucking dunce, the same that was enforced in America at the barrel of a gun, that is all
>>737979006for the imaginary audience that likes woke garbage
>>737989993That's guatemala
>>737978871Gamers really are children, arent they?Any story that isnt "slay the dragon and fuck bitches" is seen as woke.
>>737978871>Game name is SAAROS>Jeet protaganist >has cuckoldry this game has to be joke right?
>>737982637>Jews are the ultimate evil and they control the right. Good thing the democrats are gonna win and destroy the jews.I can't for a moment imagine somebody beliving this with a straight face.they control literally both sides, it doesn't matter who you vote, instead check what their stance on jews is.
>>737990000
>>737995318Because third worlders are already living in a downer ending every day
>slop33 reference in the trophy list Only red flag so far in a few hours of playing
>>737996602>only red flaghi India
>>737995442Rainbow six gives higher results then playstation
>>737978871You don't play eastern games, you get paid to shill them by companies browner than you already are
>>737988054Travis touchdown is cool tho
>Jeet MC is gay and gets cucked>Yasuke is ZESTY af and has samurai sugah in his tankIf this is what counts as representation, I'm all for it.
>>737996262don't project the third world onto all people that play gamesthat's exactly how you lost people the first time, you didn't want to be racist and call southeast asians, indians, africans and the vast majority of europe retarded pieces of shit that are worth less than normal people after they got the internet spotlight and started infesting every social media platform, so you just projected every retard with a braindead opinion onto the most convenient group you could because you not so secretly wanted all these retards to be white instead of the technicolor rapemeat you're being told by your left wing overlords need to be imported so fascism won't win
>>737983827>Finns are fucked, only Russians can liberate them now from these woke policies enforced by eucucksExactly. We need Russian AIDS infested fag soldiers to occupy the country as soon as possible. Companies like Housemarque need to be taken over by oligarchs who will siphon away all the money, leaving the company to produce shitty mobile games before going bankrupt. In the end, ideally the country will be full of mud roads, potholes, pollution, dilapidated buildings and a 5000% increase in meth use. Woke games need to be dealt with in any way possible.
>game is rated T >quick flashes of two people in bed naked after sex like 20 minutes into the game
>>737995621Nope. Putin is as much a globohomo puppet as Trump. While Russian men are dying by the thousands in this pointless war he is flooding the country with muslims.
The actual true ending of the game has the protagonist meet up with his wife on a beach, some words are changed that seem to imply that the MC did something really bad and then police sirens come in at the last second, complete with the red and blue flashing lights.The implication probably being that he killed his wife.
>>737995318Dead Space was a downer. This is just fucking awful.
>>737979006Sounds like a game for console peasants.
>>737998181Sonyfags*They're 10 levels below, remember that.
>>737978871>jeet is gay, delusional and evilWait, what's woke in this?
>>737978871Man... in comparison Returnal's story seemed a lot more heartfelt and better where its about a mother and her cycle of guilt over accidently killing her kid.
>>737978923Literally me
>>737978871>even trannies dunking on jeetsLMAO
>>737980423Returnal was a "scifi" game which turned out to be about mommy issues as well
saarOS
>>737980534buck breaking browns is EXTREMELY important. you do not want them to get uppity under any circumstances.its also why you see shit like amputee lesbian muslim burka women in media. everything needs to be homogenized into the same (brown) sludge.
>>737998509>heartfeltshe was too mentally ill to get into a deep space program and she probably killed her mother. The protagonists of these lovecrafty stories are usually pretty fucked up people already before some alien god takes them on a drug trip
Remember when these hacks ported Returnal to PC and literally nobody gave a fuck because there's way better more visually appealing roguelites on steam that cost a fraction of the price and dont have some gay full of itself artsy ending?
>>737979006>who is this for?Virtue signalling, or something. Who even understand modern liberals anymore?
>>737997854Nah, current KD is 39 piglets per 1 Russian warriorRussia is using grinding tactics
>>737982025based desu.the samson option is superior to letting this fester.
>>737981242I didn't know cuckman worked on this.
>>737981242wut...i dont even.
>>737981242This is another western media that you dont know if was written by crypto chud or mentally ill leftist(all are by default). Like this shit is braindead rightoid parody tier type stuff ala black tranny lesbian on wheelchair lmao.
>>737990043Yup, It's very implied
SEAs forcing this too hard, probably malding because it scored better than crimson shit
>>737991601you are always meant to self insert into the protagonist to a degree the same way the writers need to try to pull you into the character.if its too alienating you end up with a disconnect.
>>737999470only very small children have things written for them this way every single time though
E33keks will never be able to beat the allegations
since sony went to california, shit went really bad fast in terms of pseudo-sjw signaling. these people could care less about representation other than their globalist propaganda. and its insane to think they want a wider market by making it about different characters. make them all white and everyone will still play it for the same reason all these shitskins want to come to our countries. we are simply better.
>european game>cuckoldrywhy are they like this?
>>737988753>"gamers are dead">fast forward 10 years>the only thing dead is your carreerImpressive.
>>737979006
>>737978871picrel should have been the final boss
>>737984860It's funny how lefties always find too late that they've always been owned by the banks. You think they would learn after more than a century if this.
>>737999519retarded
>>737981242peak sony writing
>>737978871Sounds like your usual snoy movie game slop
>>737978871>>737981242i hope this shit is fake, otherwise this shit is 10 times worse than a greentext from 4chan 10 years ago about the future of gaming
>>737978871lol
>>737999064I thought the reason why she went crazy was because of the accident.
>>737979816Not mexican but most of them are uneducated and disgusting.t. brown
>>737986451Hi sis
wait I also have a pic
>>737992408A Jewish man
>>738004786I wish they made that woman white or somethingA black lesbian is so zzzz
>>737995442>asklatinamerica
>>737978871goood thing that indians are too poor to affort ps5s anyway or else they might have serioulsy commited a terroist attack considering this game an attack on their masculinity
>>737978871black woman are now like 10 times more overrepresented then white men in modern scfi stories. like all big modern scifi stories i can think of has at least twice as many black woman then white men in it.
>>737981454if jews succeed and genocie all whites they are gonna treat every none white even worse then slaves
>400 million dollars into a pro NTR game called Saaros where you play as an ugly jeet /pol/ could make something better at this point
>>737981242wow so relatable to the average gamer
>>737980534satan only wants you broken, raped and dead in all possible ways and you retards thought he cares about your minority ass.
>>737978923>not even the brownoids like your forced diversity trash That's not a win for you, anon.
>>737978871>>737981242For fuck's sake. How did we go from games being about jumping italian plumber trying to save a princess to this shyte? Maybe it's better if games don't have any story...
Gameplay looked potentially fun, why ruin it retroactively with the "was a dream and you a cuck" ending?
>>737989171502 is good, my longest lasting mouse since my 90s trackball.
>>737991139>he mentioned food that means he eats people I think you acting this retarded is why normalfags stopped caring.
>>738006526>400 millionIt's not made in asia tho
>>737999550>a game so great even shitters like it Based Sandfall.
>>738007005cope
>>737987065Raora
>>737986798i wonder something , if these men actually contributed to household chores , would they actually stop cheating on them? it looks more like a bland justification to me , it can't be that simple than just doing chores.
>>737991601You are literally playing as John Saaros and your ultimate objective is to play the game well enough for John Saaros to get cucked. A masterclass in “games nobody asked for”.
>>737978871LETS MAKE A GAME ABOUT RESCUING YOUR WIFE FROM A COSMIC SPACE HORROR THAT TRAPPED HER INSIDE A TIMELOOPIT WILL BE AN ACTION PACKED BULLET HELL SHOOTER WITH ROGUELIKE ELEMENTSBY THE WAY LETS MAKE IT SO IT WAS ALL A DREAM AND THE MC IS ACTUALLY GETTING KEKED BY A BLACK LESBIAN ALL ALONGI don't understand, why did they do it? I was considering playing this despite the pajeet MC because the trailer looked cool.
>>738009791“Art” is how brown and cucked you can make the characters. The browner and more cucked, the more art it is. You see, most people don’t want to be cucked, aren’t gay, and aren’t super hyped to be playing as an Indian. So if you make them play a gay indian cuckold, you have forced them to have empathy, and that makes you super artistic.
>>737989983I see it...
>>738009791So this game is literally just Touhou 18?
>>737978871>almost every single Playstation 5 exclusive has a lesbian main characterWhat the fuck is this trend?
>>737978923Average American
>>737979816perhaps mexicans think they're one of the good ones and will be allowed the rank of White?actually, i blame all minorities for not uniting together.why don't minorities realize that by uniting together, they can ALL be White?
>>737983827Nobody in Finland cares about this game. It's paid by & made for America>>737983995>>737984127Retarded mutts
>>738010053The game could be about an indian Conan suplexing dinosaurs and then turning Super Saiyan to defend the entire solar system from Vishnu and I still wouldn't play it because the MC is a jeet.
>>737978871We had a real huge public AAA game starring an Indian guy and it turns out he's a delusional who's so terrible in the sack his wife lezzed out?the optics are just fucking terrible.
>>737978923Polywar is just a troll account managed by a cuck spanish called Sasel.
>>737978871does ANYONE have any actual evidence ? someone upload a webm/youtube link of the whole lesbian wife leaving her husband
>>737990559>natives classified as asianGenuinely, why would any latinx be butthurt about this? Asians are cool, they have the best media, cute women and stable societies. Being spicy spanish speaking hapas isn’t so bad. At least we aren’t Ind*an.
>>737978871Why are Finnish games like this
>>737990561Wait, that just sounds like a cuckold version of Spec Ops the Line.some delusional moron thinking he's doing the right thing but instead making things even worse.
>>737979006Money laundering
>suomalainen peli
>>737991139How dense are you? He got killed because he talked about it over email
>They pulled a Braid>Again>"No you incel, you are not supposed to save woman who are in danger, they can save thenselves. You need to go on a self discovery journey to learn about how much of a chud stalker you are"I love these "subversive" art games! They are always boderline parody
>>737978871This can’t be real.
>>737978871SAAR! DO NOT REDEEM THE WIFE! AIIIEEE!
>>738012304It’s actually Braid.
>>738012703isn't the story actually about a nuclear bomb?
>>738012703It’s hilarious how badly the “damsel in distress trope” absolutely buck broke western devs. After Anita Jewkeesian brought it up, they’ve spent almost two decades trying to subvert and destroy it. Even funnier considering Nintendo (the company that popularized it) still uses it in their games all the time.
>>737986376Wise words.
>>737989839>absolutely phenomenal gameplayBlasthavers?Can I trust this anon?
>>737978871all in le head again, but this time with real dykes and more ugly "people"lol
How hasn't this image been posted yet?
>>737983827>HousemarqueIt's a shame that this cycle keeps showing up; they made a really good twinstick shooter back on PS3 called Dead Nation. Has a cool theme, too.https://youtu.be/hMTN8o1zqQ8
>>738013902That's not a gaming thing. All jew media forbids a man helping a woman in any way.
Doesn't help that the game plays like a discount store version of Returnal.
>>738013902i mean how else can you reinvent the damsell in distress trope?
>>738012304The "discourse" and that one interview ruined this games reputation. Its quite good. Some amazing art direction in parts. The sand reclaiming the opulence of Dubai makes for some gorgeus contrasting visuals. The few hallucinations are so quick you question if they were there yourself. You dont see "dumb nigga paving the road to hell" protagonists often in games. At least I dont. Very unique game.
>>738014049They should all feature obese dregs like you.
>>737978923Based chud
>>738014831Don't give them ideas.
>>737978923Based paisano.
Why does this and returnal have to have such stupid fucking stories, man? They're fun to play but holy shit
>>738013902>It’s hilarious how badly the “damsel in distress trope” absolutely buck broke western devs. After Anita Jewkeesian brought it up, they’ve spent almost two decades trying to subvert and destroy it.It's almost like a sacred cow to leftists and froth at the mouth over it.
>>737979006>>Indians won't play it because the Indian protagonist gets cuckedYes, jeets WILL play it, lol
>>737978871Actually she left him for a white Finnish woman
SAAROS
>>737999270>I didn't know cuckman worked on this.definitely something Neil Druckmann would have made. Does the industry even need his genius anymore when everyone else has caught up with this level of writing?
>>737999352I watched the story; I'm pretty sure his partner is gay for him but he didn't reciprocate. He cheated on his wife with prostitutes
Korean wins again.
>>737990561>>738012304The thing is, his wife ended up becoming a megalomaniacal goddess who enclaves thousands of innocent people to build her dream civilization. But a man takes credit for her "accomplishments" so she rebels and gets fucked over. Now she regrets her actions and you have to bail her out and save her. The MC killed one dude and cheated on her, but she enslaved and killed thousands. But he's the one who gets admonished and shat on
>>737997864No the police lights are symbolic of him accepting his guilt that he murdered his friend and he should turn himself in
>>737978871This is the funniest shit this year in gaming ive seen so far lmfao
>>738014427I'll never not find the Mario Galaxy movie hilarious for this reason>Writers decide to damsel Rosalina even though she should be canonically OP as hell>Okay who'll save her?>Can't be Mario or Luigi because uh... it just can't be, okay?>So I guess Peach will do it>Also Peach will instakill every boss from Doki Doki Mario and slaughter hundreds of Ninjis with no effort whatsoever while Toad mostly just stands there>Also Peach will always be portrayed as slightly better than Mario during the Mario Maker sequence just so people remember she's perfect and can do anything>Wait why do we need Rosalina damseled anyway? Isn't the threat of a weapon that can destroy the universe enough to motivate the plot?>Ah fuck it we've already finished rendering like half the scenes, gotta get this shit done yesterday
>>738014527Why reinvent it? He could have just gone to Carcosa, risk almost losing his mind in the process, watch all his crewmates die off, but ultimately face off against the yellow king, rescue his wife and leave the planet together. It’s like they’re literally incapable of writing something like this anymore. It’s pathetic.
>>738016604The funny thing is that the game indicates the wife is trying to rescue herself, but she doesn't do jack shit other than giving the MC the means to resurrect. They're not even capable of writing a good subversion of the damsel in distress story, its just woman moment after woman moment
>>737980829everytime i see some fag or some foid holding a mic in a video i make sure to blacklist that channel
>>737981242>>737978871JEET PAKI'S BTFOD LMFAO HAHAHAHA ETERNAL OH NO NO NO
