I will make this thread every day in the hopes that Kid Icarus gets a new game or Uprising gets a remaster.Day 139
I want to fuck Pit
Yeah, I fucking love carpal tunnel syndrome
why hasn't nintendo made a 2d platformer roguelike kid icarus game yet?
I'm straight but Pit is really handsome, like, I wouldn't mind watching him undress slowly and sharing a hot tub with him and being totally platonic bros with him while also being naked.
>>737990029sadly because roguelikes are a dogshit genre and you should kill yourself
>>737988318How much longer until the sequel? 12 more years? How much longer will I fap to its characters? My whole ife?
>>737989915Stop holding the stylus so tightly and take frequent breaks and drink water and also huge skill issue
>>737989915Oh yeah I forgot to say I have weak, brittle, dainty hands and I only play games on extra easy for casual story gamers mode