Does /v/ play sport games?
brother what the fuck is this?
>>737997564https://x.com/play_eFootball/status/2049708505654046982?s=20
>>737998036I loved PES since ISS Pro Evo, was so sad to see what it became after PES 21. had a few bad years sure but was always better than FIFA
>>737998036I seriously hope these dickweeds at least fans of the shippuden because they will be bullied in the change room for the entire career for this.
>EA FC is so shit players pirate old editions instead>PES didn't change since they turned into eFootball>UFL is in development-hell and bare-bones as it can be>Fifa is now some shitty mobileHow's there no one good football game out now?
>>737998242>How's there no one good football game out now?The college football games are pretty good.
>>737996987
>>737996987sure
>>737998242OLD GOODNEW BAD
>>737998517Holding the ball like that between body parts is against the rules.
>>737996987I hate sport but FIFA 09 was fun back then with schoolmates. Back then, EA wasn't shitty and even small countries got local dubs for commentators that were actually surprisingly good.
>>737998242?
>>737996987I played FIFA and loved career modes (I don't and never intend to play FUT).Football Manager ftw.Also regarding Inazoomer Eleven I wished it was more serious / football-focused (instead of stronger special move = win) while still retaining the fantasy element
>>737999790Rules mean nothing against the power of god and anime
>>738000093atheistfags in shamble
>>737996987I play Fc25 only because one of my besties is autistic about footy. Keeps trying to get me to engage in the whole campaign team and player trading, too
I used to play FIFA against my dad and I had to let him win every 3rd/4th game or he would get angry and start shouting.
>>738000061>I wished it was more serious / football-focused (instead of stronger special move = win)Same. It is utlimately a kodomo show, so expectations need to be tempered, but moments where the mechanics behind tactics and moves were actually explored and required real strategy, instead of just resorting to power levels, were always the most interesting.Penguins are still kino, though.
>>738000093Actually hated this thing in Blue Lock and Inazuma Eleven where some bs like this just happens because the director particularly favored a certain narrative.Sure this thing is cool at first as a kid but gets old quickly.Imagine the potential of a fantasy elements in sports taken seriously.
>>738000669I used to think penguins were cool but then that's it. It just doesn't make any sense at all on execution. If the penguins actually help by distracting the GK then that kinda makes sense but penguins flying together with the ball doesn't really add much power when you think about it.just my autism about it
>>737998517>>738000093Just a reminder that this guy brought back to life a rival team mate that died on the field
>>738000042huhisn't that considered offside?
>>737996987Right now basically i only play the master league on pes 2017 , I love take bad teams and make them strong.Btw I'm not even a football I stop to follow football in 2004
>>738000951That is an extremely blatant offside but that doesn't look like standard rules football.
>>737996987>PES ripping off 4chanc up
being a ref is suffering
>>738001124>10 game suspension
>>738001124Lol it's funny how yellow/red cards were never implemented in the game then suddenly this appeared in the anime
>>737998242Isn't a multiplayer football game got a release recently? What happened to that?
>>737996987no you've piqued my interest
Who's hype for the sequel?
>>737996987>Does /v/ play sport games?I play racing simulators and more arcade-style golf games like "Everybody's Golf Hot Shots".In the past I've played a lot of FIFA with my brother, and the skill ceiling in that game is insane.I always find it funny when hardcore gamers laugh at "FIFA" players, when a game like "Elden Ring", for example, is light-years easier to master than "FIFA" or most competitive sports games.
amateurs...
>>738001313Rematch still has 5 second queues at least in EU even if the Steam numbers look bad since it's obviously a console game. I believe in the devs bringing the game back honestly they just need to work more on it and put it at a deep sale
>>738000239it is fun in co-op, at least.it's basically unplayable otherwise. i don't know if they do it on purpose because children like scoring 20 goals a game, but no matter what settings and strategy you use, your fullbacks will part like the red sea and run to the corner flag, letting an attacker in on goal for free. each year since FIFA became FC, i try the demo for 1 minute, the above happens, i delete the demo.
>>738000951can't be offside in your own half
>>738002387oh i only looked at the startfor the second pass yeah, but i don't think indoor/5 a side type football even uses offside, generally.
>>737998782yespes 5 is the best footy game oat
>>737996987>>737998036Just play Inazuma at this point, at least it has better gameplay
>>738002087I try it out when it goes f2p in fall
I remember board battles Do they still happen? like /v/ vs /ck/they always had kino characters
>>738001649Captain Tsubasa suffers from samefaces desu.
>>738002298Aye we only play vs against each other, and coop. We used to get so high after work we couldn't stand up from the couch and play fifa 23 on his ps5 until early hours of the morning (or until his ps is overheated from all the smoke and dust in his room), so the game has some sentimental value since he moved away. 23 is the game I started with, and neither 24 nor 25 feel right controls-wise, slow and unresponsive.
>>737998036my sides
>>737996987it's amazing how weebs just ruin everything they touch
>>738006279im trans btw if that matters
>>737998036>>738006232What the fuckKek
>>738006745
>>738006875
for me, it's
>>738006875The cringe kino holy fuck lmao
>>738006968>americans
>>737996987Why there's pot of greed in the spectator seat
>hockey anime gets game>it sucks
>>738006938
Any /sp/ thread? Now the nerds can make fun of the jocks
>>737998036
>EA FC>eFootball
>>737996987I played PES for nearly a decade before the blight that is eFootball happened.I hate it.
>this threado i am laffin
>>738001752Nice shot.
isnt this what the 4cc is about
>>738007354
It's so weird to me that sports games make up 70% of Sony/Xbox revenues.
>>738007640Don't be rude now, I'm sure none of the people involved in 4chan cup are loser enough to cosplay naruto and making ninjutsu handsign.
>>738007667~>>738007354kek
>>738007640I haven't watched that in 10+ years, crazy that it's still going.
>>738007843
i only play fm but it's not really a sport game, more of an autobattler
>>738007849Its happening right now
>>738007974>jobsernal player gets the jobber
>>738007684the majority of people are normalfags. Normalfags hate fantasy and immersion and escapism. they want to boot up a game, bash a few buttons, get a dopamine hit, and then go do something else. and sports are the most socially-acceptable thing to obsess over.
NBA Street Vol. 2 and NFL Blitz are the only sports games I will ever care about.
>kakashi lewangoalskithat's my goat
>>738008062>Squidgirl modesty shortseven the 4CC cucked out?
>>738008215some models are ripped from something else, plenty of other models have panties
>>737996987it was all downhill from PES 5, but man, it went places
>>738008127quite fitting isn't it
>>737996987>>737998036What the fuck? This is cringe inducing... but kinda kino.
>>737996987Big shout out to eFootball for working fine on Linux. I don't like it, but it's a solid substitute for EA Sports FC.>>737998242>How's there no one good football game out now?I was gonna mention Football Manager. But FM26 is so ass. It's over for football games bros.>>737999912FIFA09 was the last good FIFA before they focused exclusively on FUT. My personal favorite is FIFA07 because it was the most complete version of the PS2 era before changing console generations and going back to being bare bones. No microtransactions, just a simple career mode and an iconic roster.>>738004790FIFA is one of those games that are more fun when you are under the influence.
I play haxball
>>738008185zesty
>>737998036Oh my god. 4minutes of pure kinocringe. I love it
>>737998036>it's realWHAT?! Seriously who is this for? Who was this made for? How is this real?
>>738008928football nerds are still nerds
>>737996987"Sports games" are just gatcha for brown people.
>>738008516>>738008401>>738007974>>738007667>>738007469>>738007251>>738006875>>738006232>>737998242>>737998036what really sells it is you can tell not one of these fucks have ever seen an episode of Naruto in their life
>>738008928Konami thinks that they can compete against EA FC by turning their game into Fortnite football, because crossovers = money
>>738009165the average football player is a zoomer now, they definitely watched naruto
>>738009165Lewandoski might have
>>738007789Sou might be
this isn't even the first time eFootball has done a cringekino collabhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6t2NgFsYw0
>>738002087never played Rematch but I followed the release and the gameplay just seems weak
>>738009741
>>738008928It’s always been a not so serious kind of game. And that 4chan bot vs bot game literally brings the spirit of this game.
>>738009943Neymar loves doing this shit, he's more influencer than footballer
>>737998036I don't understand what's going on, are the cartoon characters also players or do they just appear during celebrations?
>>738010027Neymar is a fucking outliner if he wouldn't have born as a Brazilian he would be a drama class kid
>>738009991virtue of being a Japanese game. the gameplay mechanics are rock solid and have a heap of care put into them, and then they add some silly stuff on top afterwards. Konami's baseball games are the same way, and it's a travesty it took them until this year to finally decide to export them. (the Wii MLB powerpro game doesn't count)
>>738010365During celebration sometimes it's an effect and only when you have the collab event card
>>737998242football itself has gone to shit so football vidya can't be good anymore for whatever reasongod I miss PES 2018
>>738007974how the fuck is this nigga a 99are averages in these games that inflated nowadays
>>737996987I just watch the 4cc. Konami can get fucked.
>>738009901It's weak if you're a retard that can only play fifa like football games
>nerman
>>7379982422K got the FIFA license. Pray FIFA 2K will be good.
>>738011072Please tell me the sissy got carded for that
>>738009741>>737996987>>737998036it's always fucking Neymar
>tfw always want to replicate Wengerball especially 07/08I don't care if win or lose it's all about joga bonito
>>738010597players won't license their names if their ratings are made too low. long gone are the days when you could a roster of 60-70ovr players
>>738012265
>>738011250FIFA name, doesn't mean shit. just the right to call their international tournament the World Cup ingame
>>737996987no
>>738011072Do they ever bring up all the diving in interviews?This shit is plain embarrasing
>>738000000
>>738012448No because it's peak brazillian player culture.Slurpers in this country absolutely hated when VAR was added because it would "kill the fun of game" (aka cheating and being a sissy). Turns out the soccer was killed anyway because of betting apps.
>>7380030864chan cup is alive and well
>>738003086/v/ plays today
>grass diving>sport
>>738013885no wonder all the seats are empty
>>738014047probably during covid. football matches were trully depressing at that time
>>738014202I still remember the cardboard fans so the players don't get depression
>>738012352>Visit Rwanda
>>738008183This but with NBA Jam instead of Blitz. One of my friends likes Blitz and it seems fun but I never could get into that type of gameplay.
>>737998036>>737996987This is essentially based and hilarious though
you should be able to do that in eafc
>>738008215I mean she's from /c/, you can't lewd girls there
>>738014723>Hue
>>738014386yes famous for their hotels apparently
>>738014723They should give players some time to beat the shit out of each other like they do in ice hockey. Give 'em some boxing gloves and let them go at it.
>>737996987been playing a lot of footbal life 2026 recently
>golf irl: boring boomer shit>golf vidya: omega kinosimple as
soccer sucks
>>738016926
>>738009741>>738011385>>737998036>>737996987im literally dying of cringe right now
>>738017027I want to have sex with a golfer
>>738017260gay
>>738016727why does he look like that
>>738017350I want to have sex with... Padraig Harrington
>>738014723>hue vs zanzibart>hits are telegraphed
>>738017420would you a caddy?
/v/ is playing right now
>>738017419hes korean
>>738017501is the ball a brick of tofu?
>>738016926Golf Clash was surprisingly good on mobile for the first couple of years or so till they went full retard with the microtransactions.
>>738017585It's /gd/'s mascot
>>738017463She looks like she's rather prefer a birdie than hole in one
is rematch still active? I havent played in ages
>>737996987FALLING NO JUTSU
>>737996987Which Konami intern has watched the 4CC and thought "yeah, that's a good idea"?
>>738016727i understood that reference
>not gaming on tennis Elbow 4
>>738018116players today are such pussys
>>738011250>2K got the FIFA license.No they didn't, that was just an old rumor.
>>738017463What gameI may buy this
>Best Fifa Game>Best Football game>Best Sports gamehow did they do it?https://youtu.be/fIoZNPR7sYU
>>738018359read the filename nigga
>>738018359everybodysgolfhotshots apparently
>>738018359it's in the filenamei recommend it it has lots of cute girls
>>738018394I want to... golf... uh... hot shots into her!!!
>>738018394I just noticed that the eyes on her cap blink
>>738018465everybody does
>>738018394same VA as furina
>>737996987looks like Naruto and John Highguard
>>738018539luv me tornado cups, but i don't want to play them too much so that i don't get used to them
>>7380183722012 was betterhttps://youtu.be/xpolQ53Zr0g
>>738011385Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMt3zWTNnZg
>>738018539fucking lmao
>>738018394Amy good on switch?
>>737999912>>738008458FIFA 10 was the complete package during pre-FUT era everyone universally agreed.
>>737996987only macaco plays EA sports and simsport games. arcadey sport games are where it's at.>>737998401>sportsball with tumblr millennial quirkychungus>implying millennial quirkychungus even plays sports
>>738001779>sportan with cunnyI will now buy your game.
>>738008928>Naruto>Niggers>FootballJust needs a box of Popeye's in there.
>>738018753only played it on pc. no idea how it hoilds up against something like mario golf
>>738011250>>738018337https://youtu.be/Wbd-7QTnHyY Fifa is now a mobile game
>>737996987damn, that mod is crazy
football has... changed
>>738016727That poor burn victim.
>>737998036actually more cringe that 2005 anime music videos
>>738021326you loved those though
>>738018394any panties mods
>>738019012do they even sell Popeye's outside of the South?
>>737996987do f1 and inazuma11 count
>>737998036The guys in charge of eFootball must be some of the most dumb developers in the world.
SHARINGAN
>>738016727It sucks that we're stuck with FL for everyone who wants a singleplayer career mode. The gameplay is somewhat solid, but gets stale and predictable after some time. The off-field things are also very lacking.What I'd give for a more in-depth, more sim-like football game which allows me to build my career. First person would be ideal. There's this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu6HW4WiEzwbut it probably won't ever amount to anything.
>>738024297Roberto-sama....
>>737996987>>737998036While I do think that NERDuto is cringe, I miss the old "extreme" take on sports like Blitz and Hitz. Like I could go to the gym and find a pick up game if I wanted pure realism, but I can't just powerbomb a dude, turn on fire, and then truck through everyone.
>>738024929kino
>>738000951No, because he didn't actually pass the ball, but rather kicked it back and the other player intercepted it.
>>738024929
>>738006875This is prime shitpost material.
>>738006875How is this real...
>>738026589believe it
>>737996987Ummmmmm ref?Their goal keeper won't stop fucking spamming Shura Tensei, can you do your job and shove a yellow card up his ass????
>>738013885>FCKheh
>>738007974>shikamaru gets BTFO by circles>soccer balls are circularkino
>>737998036nigga step asidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTrEV16Ompg
No. And soccer isn't a sport.
>>738017463only if the nerd glasses stay on
>>737998036modric no... not like this
>>737996987I still play my pirated fifa 19. that crap has been the same game since 2013 but now they use that dogshit javalin spyware anticheat that forces you to uninstall some programs on your computer
>>738018394Does it play well on the PC or should I stick with Playstation?
>>737996987>game lets you target party membershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8iYbikV7ao
>>737996987This is what happens when you don't bully narutards enough.
>american team>all evil cheaters>called Navy Invaderswhy is soccer so racist?
>>738032092>give japs baseball>they still resent you for it after like 200 years
>>738006875>Milan, we're leaving
BELIEVE IT! *bicycle kick from midfield*
>>738006875Mangekyo in the ballshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKIJ69UyTqw
>>738012352this shit looks like a game of pool
>>738030850you mean with m+kb? otherwise on controller its prolly the same
>we want the Jiren audience
japanese trolls... are powerful...
>>738035307probably should've posted this one first
>>738035307Some old school internet trolling right here.I kinda miss those times.
>>738035410
>>738035410What are number 1 and 9?
>>738035537
>>738035765A plane and a sign from the airport. For this popularity poll, a wallpaper depicting the winners was to be made. LEVEL 5 still delivered despite the rigging.
>>738035854aero porter sign bros....
>>738001124>Young black woman ASSAULTS latino in COLD BLOOD
>>738035937look at the shadows
>>738035975WTF
>nah, I'd score
wtf is this real
>>738023894They are certainly cringe. It's Konami btw, this was a crossover they had in Yu-Gi-Oh! a while back.
>>738017350Heh that crowd looks awesome
https://files.catbox.moe/ci8hqe.mp4
Every week before the NFL season starts I try out the new Madden for freeGonna try out EA SPORTS FC 26 cause it's free on PS PlusUndisputed was incredibly dissapointingI wanted to try the new Golf game but these dingleberries literally wouldn't let me get past the intro screen without making an account and linking my PSN and god knows what else
>>738035854I miss old Level-5 styled sprites before it got bishonenified for the anime & yaoi audience
WE WUZ SOCCER N' SHEEEIIIT
zamn
>>737996987>shoesphereAt least play a game where the foot touches the ball.
>>738018802I still play FIFA10, but it's pointless without online gameplay since I already solved the cpu even at legendary difficulty
soccer or football? what's even the difference?
>>738041158soccer or football what? what's the difference in terms of what?
>>738009647Weedman is a miserable cunt, but I wouldn't put it passed him since he's some abomination of mesoamerican mutt.
>>738041158Soccer is football, but football can mean handegg in the US of A
Neymar is based and sisterfuckerpilled.
>>738041158Soccer is short for association football and is primarily used in anglophone countries other than Britain.
>>738041530qrd?
>PES6>spend 100s of hours in ML and Edit mode>start getting bored >decide to start saves where I transfer an old guy to an average team>start one with a 40 year old Romario at NEC in Holland >he scores 62 goals and I push PSV to the final day >it's some of the most fun I've ever had gaming I swear I had a memory card full of goals I'd scored and even a load the CPU scored against me. Also, PES is still the only series where pulling off a great tackle feels as satisfying scoring a banger At the same time though, fuck PES>PES 19 I think it was>first PES I bought on day one since the PS2 days>there's a bug on ML where a few bigger teams just randomly decide to sell off half their players every fucking time>all these top clubs playing shit players with barely 70 OVRs>they're made aware of it on day one>do absolutely fuck all about it and tell people it will be fixed for next year's game (LOL WHAT?!)Fuck me that was some infuriating shit. Made the game unplayable for me.
Does "ea fc" still have all the players and teams
>>738041802No. They're missing some of the licenses for top Italian clubs.
>>738006875I'm fucking laughing my ass off
Im so lucky with gacha pulls bro free to play squad btw
>>738013835where can I watch?
>>738043372I can't believe there's sports gacha. What's the appeal? I at least get regular gacha, there's girls in various states of undress. But here?
>>738041887this has always been a problem. EA and Konami going back and forth sniping league licenses out from under each other. for a LONG time FIFA didn't have the J-league or Japanese national squad because PES had the exclusive license.
>Gacha>Blue and grey remakes>Even more games that do not at all resemble their franchise roots>Crossover Fortnite shitYeah bros I'm thinkin' Konami is back!
>>737996987>>737998036another thinly veiled south america thread
>>737996987I've been playing Football Manager 2008 lately. I had the urge to play a Football Manager game a few weeks back but found out that 1) FM26 sucks utter ass and 2) SEGA won't allow you to buy a version that doesn't suckI heard 2012 is the best version but I can't find the latest patch for it so I've been playing 2008 instead
>>738046328Not all southamericans are retarded.
>>737998036Cringekino
>>738047150it's literally american hours, who share the board with south americans. Europeans have been asleep for more than 4 hours now.
So much soccer, this really is a thirdie website
Its not just PES6 had a super simple yet super deep gameplay, its also the game itself was packed with content, a stunning editor and top notch soundtrack.Then the Gen 7 PES games started to come out and they were worse each year.
>>738047549PES6... home...
>>738047529Also it's dominated by the most pozzed bongs ever
just delete all football rulesnow i will buy your game
>>737998036this is so good
>>738047917so, Rugby?
I love but sports but am a realism fag. Can't stand any new sports games because they are too arcadey.
>>737996987I fucking hate football and specially this fucking retarded piece of shit
>>738048360the fuck you talking about? the reason sports games sucks nowadays is because they are 95% simulators and 5% actual fun gameplayGo play any top spin tennis game, and you will fall asleep in less than 10 minutes, because you cant even serve a ball without having to correctly make 3-4 different controller inputs.Now load Virtua Tennis 2 in any emulator/console and you get one of the best tennis games ever made. And the controls are as basic as you can get.
>>738006875thanks for this cringekino konami
>>738007684>>738008154What's even funnier is that girls/women who do play games despise sports games even beyond what male nerds do.
>>738049028because women aren't men. their hobbies and tastes are different. women like interpersonal relationships and social growth. that's why the games most popular with women have strong social elements. either escapist stuff like Harvest Moon or multiplayer games heavily reliant on player chat like League of Legends.
>>738025401that's still an offside
>>738012448it's part of the sport
>>737998036wankers at konami are having a laugh
video games?
>>738051507This is /vsp/ bro.
>>737998401>Footy>They carry the ball
>>738006875zoomers might not be aware but Konami are elite tier when it comes to cringe kino
>>738053185>zoomers out of literally fucking nowhere
>>738007354>my pain is far greater than yours
>>738008928>>737998036>>737998182football athletes are major weebs, Christiano Ronaldo got into football because of Captain Tsubasa. https://topsoccerblog.com/football-players-who-like-anime/
>>738053337yeah? they weren't around for E3 so most of them probably don't know what they missed out on
>still no /v/-cup footage postedor whatever it's called
>>738051709Australian football. everything is upside down there
>>738053437will a screenshot suffice?
>>737998036>Half of the players are AC Milan playersOh ffs, might as well have Ancelotti as Jiraiya, Fonseca as Kakashi, Allegri as Might GaiHeck throw in Galliani as guest Master RoshiBonus: Mr. X(Fabregas) as MadaraWhat the fuck is this timeline?
>>738053841lol
>>737998036>>738006232>Red and Black colorsOf courseIt had to be MilanThe most memey sports club ever
>>738009165Leao most likely has seen Naruto>>738006875Oh god what is this timeline?
>>738053185More like Milan areMr. X 2011 transfer saga was the greatest troll in the history of sport
why konami cannot remake pes13?this world cup is going to be painfull to watch and digest, doesn't it?
>>737998036God, just imagine if Berlusconi was alive and still AC Milan ownerImagine Berlusconi as Hashirama and Barbara as Tsunade
>>737998036Naruto is OK as a series but combining it with soccer (no hate on soccer either) makes the whole thing cringe. Just doesn't have any thematic relationship whatsoever
>>738055164Hate to admit itBut the Akatsuki casting is spot onYou'd have to be an AC Milan fan to get it thoughMaster troll
>>738007414so do we all.No one has come to claim its place tho, the money just isn't there and they're forced to push shit like this (they gay card collecting, lootboxes, crossovers).At least they could have kept the old pes21 engine, but no, they had to move to unreal so even after 5 years the gameplay in efootball 26 feels vastly inferior to a game that came out almost six years ago. I still play pes21 with updated players, it's unbelievable that graphics are still better than efootballs'.
>>738055374There are better other stuff to connect with than Naruto
>>738033386no it's muh Wengerballhttps://youtu.be/VzpDt1JsASw?si=EQuaZ__lEudboh0M&t=458when I play I always want to play that ping pong PlayStation football to replicate Rosicky and Wilshere goals
>>738055456I feel you bruv
>>738018372best song coming throughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4KiuqYyM2k
>>738053437Forgot
>>738058481
>>738058514
>>738006875This rocks
.
>>738053381There's a big difference between being a weeb and being a narutard. The latter means you're as worthless as a tranny, and most likely a tranny to begin with.
>>738011072fuck that little nigger
>>738060774lmao at that point he's just memeingfucking diving in friendlies haha
>>738047838>great relationism footie on display but what about muh LGBT flags! :(
>>737998036>>737996987>we want the inazuma eleven audience
>>738060347Why there's pot of greed in the spectator seat
>>738060774but why
>>738063993the trve sakka connoisseur
>>738064114So you can draw 2 cards
>>738048548Not him, but calling PES realistic is like calling CS a realistic shooter
>>738043372>slippy g
>>738009741i thought this shit was ai lmao. konami is fucking retarded
>>737998182No working adult is going to bully another working adult for doing something he is making a lot of money from.
>>738007354>>737998036Why did they give this literal who Pain?
>>738054772And Berlusconi like the old hokage
Fifa World Cup 2006 on 360 was the last time I genuinely enjoyed a sports game. The fact that EA doesn't even do standalone World Cup games anymore is a disgrace.
