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>Play CRPG/WRPG
>Romance option NTRs you
Why is this shit so common?
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Peak ill fortune to all cuckolds
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Name 16 examples. "So common", right? Lying little BITCH. No (You).
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Jewish
don't even need to say the rest
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>>738003764
Why are there romance options in the game to begin with? I want to kill demons not ERP by myself. Wtf?
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>>738003764
crpg players don't have a cuckold mindset
go back to gacha games where male characters don't exist if you're insecure over 1s and 0s
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>>738003829
Idk about 16 but I can name several examples
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>>738003837
Better question. Why no online MMOs with the rape option? I would happily rape your little boy butt in one if I had the chance.
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>>738003902
>proceeds to name no examples despite claiming they can
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>>738004016
Jacob, Viconia, Morrigan, Safana, Neera, Voghiln, the Red Prince, Octavia, Wenduag, Camellia, Jae, Shart. I even included male characters just for you
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>>738003803
Since when did 4chan get this obsessed with cuckshit?
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>>738004213
Red Prince, Wenduag, Octavia, Shart and Morrigan don't cheat on you.
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>>738004587
>Red Prince
He marries someone else and you become his side hoe, how the fuck is that not cuckshit?
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>>738004657
Because:
Fucking Saddha is his goal from the very beginning
The lizard empire is polygamous
When you romance him he straight up tells you you're a member of the harem/love slave.

Do you expect the guy who's been motivated primarily by his desire to fill his destined Red Princess with his seed to not do exactly that?
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>>738004812
>No, you don't understand, the cuckoldry was well telegraphed and it makes sense in-universe!
Okay, still cuckoldry.
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Shadowheart is my wife, pls no bully.
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>>738003764
>Play CRPG/WRPG
>Romance
hahaha
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>>738004657
Get anime protag HAREM'D, cucklord
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>>738003764
>>Romance option NTRs you
believe it or not, this is what constitutes "mature writing" to western devs. in their ill minds a manipulative whore is superior to a pure kawaii virgin anime girl.
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>>738004871
>harems are cuckoldry
Mind to the broken.
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>>738004927
V is addicted to cuckoldry as per usual shit fetish tastes they have, but shart is made for bullying. Her shar temple probably ran a train on her weekly between mind wipes. But somehow people (1 cuck addicted fetishist) has a problem only when she wants halsin to smash her in that menage with the drows
There are 3 sex fiends on this game: shart, astarion and halsin. That's it.
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>>738005216
Yes.
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>>738005132
>pure kawaii virgin anime girl.
They're bottom of the barrel shit yes.
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>>738005290
Based cuckchad
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>>738005234
>V is addicted to cuckoldry as per usual shit fetish tastes they have
that's a very brownboiphobic thing to say
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Homoerotic visual novels full of cuckoldry are repulsive.
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>>738003764
>WRPG
jesus dude the answer is right there!
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>>738003803
wouldn't they like that ? if anything i wish they find a boring loyal wife who refuses to cheat on them
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>a loyal wife that doesn't cheat on you is boring
Certified /v/ moment
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>>738005526
This is why you think you're getting cucked in CRPGs, you can't fucking READ.
Nigga said "a boring, loyal wife" as in a wife who is both boring and loyal, not that a loyal wife is boring.
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>>738004269
Post corona effect. Every 8 years or so 4chan turns into that what they previously despised most. Tourists, hormones, the usual culprits.
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>want to fuck a prostitute in a brothel while already dating
>Shadowheart accepts if she also gets a free pass

NOOO IT'S KEKOLDRY HOW COULD SVEN ALLOW THIS?!!
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>>738005585
>If youre fucking your piggie and a bunch of fags are humping each other behind you you're being cucked
Cuckfags think drinking water means that a girl is betraying you at any given time
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>>738005526
i meant boring to the cucks, a wife that is loyal and vanilla is the worst thing you can wish on a cuck, that's why they like yennefer,shadowhart and other whorish love interests
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>>738005801
The joke is that he's the last pig who can't get to shadowheart (the first pig)
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>>738005929
>Needing to explain a joke
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>>738003764
Serves you right for choosing worst girl when best girl is literally your first option.
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>>738003764
>he got fooled by someone who played as her for 30+ hours so he could fuck Halsin and pass it off as an NTR scene
Lel.
He might be a pathetic yet prime example of the average cuck fetishist, but you’re a fucking idiot.
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>>738006107
rather chose the whore over this ugly frog, atleast shadowheart is nice to look at
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>>738005595
>Nigga said "a boring, loyal wife"
No he didn't. You're the one who can't read.
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>>738006107
>choose shart cause i wanted a deeper, more emotional and exclusive relationship rather than the casual sex lae'zel was offering
>lol get baited that was the wrong move!
th-thanks Larian.
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>>738004587
Wendubro..
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>>738006497
She doesn't, the times she says she does was covering up for her business with Savamelekh. Wenduag is best girl and I did indeed fix her.
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>>738006575
We both know that she does and you're just conveniently forgetting the specific dialogue
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>>738003764
>play high IQ genre
>be surprised that it contains a high IQ fetish
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>>738006612
She doesn't, slander her any further and I'll beat up your parents.
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>>738006490
Blame Shart's writer who couldn't keep his fetish out of his character writing
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>>738003764
Its a Baldurs Gate tradition you fucking newfag
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>>738006804
What High IQ fetish would that be? Because cuckshit is provably most popular among the lowest IQ brackets.
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>>738006909
>specifically brings up the one example where you can't get cucked
Try this, instead
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>>738006909
She literally picks you over him
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whats the difference between ntr and cheating?
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>>738007056
the actual tags? Cheating is in the background, a one off comment about the girl having a husband right before she fucks the protagonist
NTR is when the focus is on the protagonist getting cucked and there is much more emphasis on the fact that his lover is being stolen away
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>look into Shadowheart "cheating" on you
>it's literally some lame ass threesome YOU need to initiate and trigger by romancing her and Halsin, then excplicitly aggreeing on a threesome
>you literally need to get your asshole stretched by a bear to even know this option exists, and you're the only one to blame for it
...that's it?
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>>738007285
no, you also forgot about her openly lusting and flirting with said bear guy
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>>738006909
Is the new campaign for bg2 out
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>>738006960
That's some dreadful writing.
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>>738007391
ToB took a nosedive in general
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>>738006821
Sorry bro, but she wants to fuck Daeran and Woljif. Don't blame me, blame Owlkek
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>>738007285
The entire thing was astroturfed by one person playing as her and passing the lines off as if she was a party member, then boosted by nogames parrots.
It’s severely advanced autism in action.
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>>738007421
I liked some of the encounters but in retrospect, I agree. Every 18 months or so I replay Shadows of Amn then get a couple hours into ToB and never finish.
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>>738007467
Astroturfing so intense someone had to make a mod to remove all the cuckshit, I'm sure
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>>738007446
She also wants to fight Seelah too so what's your point? She never acts on it.
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>>738007467
Ah, so another day on /v/ then.
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>>738007573
>She never acts on it
Because they reject her yeah, would you be okay with your gf trying to fuck other guys, even if she fails in the attempt?
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>>738003764
>Play CRPG/WRPG
>Romance option starts talking about their previous flings and ex-boyfriends
Why is this shit so hot?
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>>738007285
you do NOT need to be romancing Halsin, he will propose the threesome and inject himself into the drow orgy regardless of whatever your relationship with him is.
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>>738006202
Frog website, faggot.
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>>738007467
No, fuck off with this revisionism, we all saw it back when the game came out and people started getting into act 3, that's how we also learned how she disapproves if you reject Halsin, or how we learned that he tries to join the orgy even if you didn't romance him. One autist spamming the same pastas on /v/ and /vg/ every day with a playable Shadowheart isn't suddenly going to erase that
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>>738003837
>movie/book has a story
>:D
>game has a story
>:D
>movie/book has character development
>:D
>game has character development
>:D
>movie/book has romance
>:D
>game has a romance
>:(
Why are you fags like this? Romance is a normal part of any media. In interactive media where the player has some form of control over the story, its only natural to have the player choose whom to have a romantic side plot.

>b-but that sawyer faggot said...
No one complains when a game simplifies literally everything to make it playable but somehow simplifying romance is a big sin? Fuck off.
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>>738007661
But she never does and never tries beyond saying she would
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>>738007729
>people
literally one autist who spammed his threads with headcanons
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>take a peak at all the best rated literature pieces
>it's all cuckshit
Am I noticing or am I just a schizo? Why are intellects like this?
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What are some CRPG/WRPG with decent romance? I only know of the old games (e.g. BG2), nothing modern.
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>>738007689
The issue is Halsin, and by extension Shadowheart due to the writer being a flaming shitbag. Last playthrough I did nothing with that garbage character and he still comes on strong in Act 3 trying to fuck. One of the few benefits to an evil playthrough is eradicating his existence.
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>>738007680
Incorrect. I play fantasy games to escape reality, not reflect it.
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>>738007729
>we all
That was (you), wasn’t it?
I’m going to look up these posts and it’s going to be (you) waiting for me.
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>>738007689
>he will propose the threesome and inject himself into the drow orgy regardless of whatever your relationship with him is.
...So? You want to get railed by a bear?
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>>738007850
No, love triangles where a woman has to decide between the hero and the antagonist are EXTREMELY common in all forms of media.
Note that the male usually also has another woman (the villainess) who wants him but y'know how it is, keys and locks etc.
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>>738007852
Pathfinder WOTR Arue
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>>738007892
He knows
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Cope. Cucks have the highest IQs to any human. NTR is a thinking man's fetish.
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played this game 4 times and always romanced shadowheart and never got cucked, was us 2. this thread is fucking retarded for wording it like its forced (its a foursome so its not cucking anyway)
i hate bg3 """threads""""
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>>738003829
Good morning saar!
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>>738008139
>role playing game, literally "you control the buttons you press" genre where your input changes characters and their development
>could press a button "i want a vanilla romance with an ending where you create a normal family"
>press a button "i want to be cucked" instead
>get cucked
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>>738008348
nothing changes, ostritch-anon. you just cant see it.
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>>738008348
There is not a single decision in-game that changes her attitude towards Halsin and/or the orgy. She's a turboslut. Deal with it.
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>>738008394
>>738008452
I want to see the dialogue where she claims she wants to fuck halsin WHILE in a relationship with you.
You faggots talk and talk and talk but never present any proof.

100% it's going to be act 1 dialogue which is way before she is considered to be in a relationship with you.
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>>738008135
Citation needed
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>>738003764
this bitch is so ugly
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For me its the tomboy demon
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>>738003829
>cuck immediately asks for sources
Cuck anon...
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>>738008498
act 1, where Halsin can't join your party yet? really retard?
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>>738008498
She tells you she has "dreamt about it...once or twice...or maybe more." about the orgy including Halsin when it's brought up, which logically means she was doing it prior to you bringing it up. She even DISPROVES if you back out of it.
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>>738008669
post screenshot with the exact line.
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>>738008745
I'll do you one better
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>>738008587
Are you playing this on a casio watch?
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>>738008079
What is that supposed to be
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>>738008790
That's the dialogue during the orgy, anons keep saying there's a line about halsin when you're just walking around.
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>>738008859
Make the Exorcist Fall in Love, a genuinely well written manga about Satan trying to depower an overpowered exorcist by making him fall in love with a femme fatale succubus
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>>738008790
What I don't get in modern gaming:
The whole universe revolves around you, the being without past that get beamed into existence after closing the cc. When it comes to sex however, blueballing you is the way to go and the super mc can't do shit about it.
Do these hypersexual fucks have at least special lines when you kick them out of your group so that they become mindflayers?
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>>738007689
she'll also disapprove if you say no. & even if you do deny her a threesome, she'll say her heart belongs to shar/selune but she'll leave a spot for you in the cuck corner. shartfags are beyond saving.
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>>738007347
Who gives a shit? people flirt and lust over each other at work all the time.
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>>738008986
>he's okay with his gf flirting with other men
I'm sorry, but you're a cuck
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>>738007347
>no, you also forgot about her openly lusting and flirting with said bear guy
This is what I want proof of. Show screenshots.
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>>738008959
Hard disagree about being well-written. Some of the side characters are fun but I despise the plot up to chapter 75 or whatever I made it to. Dropped after I stopped giving a shit about anyone or anything happening.
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>>738007285
She canonically and actively lusts after Halsin regardless of player actions. The player may merely draw out this facet of her character in a specific dialogue, but it wouldn't be there if she weren't attracted to him in the first place.
Note how literally none of the other female romance options react positively to Halsin butting in nor the drow orgy. Only Shadowheart. She lusts after Halsin and is happy about an "open" relationship and sleeping with other people, whether you trigger her specific dialogue to reveal it or not. Meanwhile Minthara threatens to cut you for even suggesting it, Lae'zel gets equally violently protective of the relationship, and even poor Karlach can only tell you you're a fucking degen.
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>>738008972
>she'll say her heart belongs to shar/selune but she'll leave a spot for you in the cuck corner

that's literally just her shar path, what are you on about?
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>>738003803
Is there a tag for this type of pov shot?
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>>738009039
>shadowheart
>gf
Yeah you missed the point lmao
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>>738009274
That's literally what we were talking about
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>>738009307
if you choose shadow heart you are a cuck.
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>>738008986
bettermanbro...
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>>738009383
Yeah, I agree
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>>738009092
Halsin: I heard you learnt how to swim, Shadowheart - well done.
Halsin: You know, if you and your love ever wish to enjoy the waters with me, I could attempt a kelpie... or even a porpoise.
Shadowheart: Depends, are you buoyant? I may need a life preserver if I get in over my head.
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>>738009428
Its weird dude, people look at a dark gothic bitch and dont instantly think “whore” “redflag” or “worthless”. Its hard to feel sorry for people who are this retarded and blind.
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>>738009616
Lae'Zel is a walking redflag yet she doesn't cuck you. All the cuckshit from Shadowheart comes from act 3 out of nowhere.
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>>738009549
>Shadowheart: Depends, are you buoyant? I may need a life preserver if I get in over my head.
How is this flirting
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>>738009616
Your other options were a weird scarred frog with a fucked up nose and tiefling burn victim with a broken horn. Its not that surprising that players went for the most human looking romance option. That being said they really aren't something to write home about and I do not understand why people starting waifuing them.
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>>738008959
Arue isn't sent by demons though
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>>738009117
>She canonically and actively lusts after Halsin
She literally never makes a move on Halsin, there's like 1 dialogue in the game that can be considered a flirt and it never goes anywhere. You faggots would be mindbroken if you ever played BG2.
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>>738009616
nah fuck off it was a total 180 of her character that came with no warning.
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>Play CRPG
>Romance option kills you
Why isn't this more common?
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>>738010491
Pic unrelated
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>>738010527
Yeah but still
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never played bg3 is she the one that fucks the bear or what
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>>738010527
Sorry I just wanted to post Camellia
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>>738009869
>>738010207
>i am so used to whores that im surprised when i end up with one
Humans in a nutshell, BD3 understands humans better than you. Hopefully you dont end up with a whore wife in real life.
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>>738010630
>fucking the bear
That's actually (you)
the only way to get that scene is to be gay (or playing a woman, aka also gay) and directly romance the druid and then ask to have sex with him in bear form.
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>>738003764
>play dogshit game written by female millenial coomers
>get content made for female millenial coomers
It is a mystery.
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>>738009869
>Lae'Zel is a walking redflag
Whoa there bitch. Dont go talking shit about my waifu just because you arent man enough to handle a strong woman. Bae'zel tests you to make sure you are worthy but if you prove yourself shes like putty in your hands.
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>>738007765
Because romance is about personal relationships with actual people, you can't really recreate what that's actually like in a video game and almost every attempt up to this point to recreate what a real romance feels like seems cringy af
Romancing a video game character is like thinking the other NPCs are your actual friends
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>>738003764
The thinking man's fetish.
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>>738010657
She cucks you so she's still on-topic
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>>738010845
Shes cool to hang out with but i took fire demon bitch. Instantly knew shadow heart was an absolute cunt faggot. Anyone who is a know it all and religious is instantly worthless as fuck.
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>>738010962
That's a lot of words to say you're a faggot and retard.
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This thread really is illuminating.
Finding out just how much of the cuck shit was flat out invented makes me wonder what other bullshit gets regurgitated without anyone bothering to check
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>>738007285
/v/ schizos are very mind broken by halsin (average druid main)
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>>738010962
Oh you can't recreate that but you can recreate everything else? Including friendship, family, mortal enemies, etc?
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>>738010962
>Because romance is about personal relationships with actual people, you can't really recreate what that's actually like in a video game
People manage just fine in books.
>thinking the other NPCs are your actual friends
Oh, like how people end up liking fictional characters in every other form of fiction ever? Reminder that Arthur Conan Doyle brought Sherlock Holmes back from the dead because people complained. This was hundreds of years ago.
>recreate what a real romance feels like
What are you on about? That's not what romances in fiction are about.
You think the millions of games where you kill people are trying to "recreate what killing poeple feels like"?
You think Sim City is trying to recreate what"being a mayor feels like?

You are the one putting romance on a pedestal for no reason.
I'll say again
>No one complains when a game simplifies literally everything to make it playable but somehow simplifying romance is a big sin? Fuck off.
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>>738011341
>invented
? Literally all in the game. Blatantly so.
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>>738011341
You should've seen WOTR threads when the game was released and how hard the autists were trying to headcanon "Arue fucks random peasants" when literally every single of her romantic endings INCLUDING the one where you retcon game events but leave her faint memories of your love results in her being 100000% devoted to you.
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>>738011341
>invented
Anon you've seen the screenshots and even webms already
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>>738011517
Really? There’s an NTR scene is in the game? May I see it?
No deflection, no just read the thread bro, no vague lines; show me an actual NTR scene, because that’s what OP claims happens.
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>>738003764
Its the same with plot of 95% of romance movies. You want to invoke feelings right? You can have a tapent and spend some time to craft good plot or just include cheating and call it a day.
The same with death. You want easy way to grab readera/viewers attention? Kill a lioeable character.
People call it a jewish thing, a fetish thing, but the thruth is way more simplier than this. Its a matter of talentless wagecuck writers that use most basic tropes/plotlines to invoke an emptional response.
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Jesus christ the amount of meltys about a furry fucking you is all you. If you chose it you wanted to get fucked, just be gay bro nobody cares.
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>>738011602
You too.
Show me the scene where she independently fucks another character when involved with the PC. Shouldn’t be hard if it’s already there.
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>>738011632
It was shown to you in this very thread already. I am not responsible for you closing your eyes and ears.
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>>738011759
>independently fucks another character
There it is, the classic cope
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>>738011759
She fucks Halsin and actively prefers him to the player. This was shown multiple times in this thread, as well as numerous generals over at /vg/. She actively disapproves if you turn down Halsin or the opportunity to have her involved with people other than you. This too has been shown in this and other threads. Lastly, she is the ONLY love interest in the game that acts this way, all others mildly to severely disapprove of an open relationship and Halsin.
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>>738007285
>>738007347
>>738007467
>>738007517
>>738007689
>>738008972
>>738009117
This shit is some supercritical-grade autism. I played BG3 for 500 hours, basically 100%-ed the game and romanced Shadowheart and not a single time was there even the smallest indication she was interested in anyone else. I think the number of times she interacted with Halsin can be counted on one hand. I did a foursome with her and the two prostitutes which was quite hot but it was something I had to initiate. There was never any mention of a threesome with Halsin and this is the first I've heard of it. Maybe because I didn't decide to get fucked in the ass by a bear?

Let me guess, this whole "cuck" shit only happens if you DO willingly decide to get fucked by the bear, and everyone whining about it is self-reporting?
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>>738011784
>>738011807
So that’s a no.
Like I said, illuminating.
Now dance for the thread and try to get my attention again.
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>>738011172
>shadow heart was an absolute cunt faggot. Anyone who is a know it all and religious is instantly worthless as fuck.
Indeed. She instantly gave me the ick. I dont need to hear about her psychotic devotion to fantasy world giga satan and her constant moralizing and paranoia. She looks nice enough but with a personality like that the juice just isnt worth the squeeze.

>>738006202
Go marry an ex-porn star if all you care about is looks. Since things like body count and loyalty clearly mean nothing to you.
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>>738011951
If "your" girl flirts with someone else, you're a cuck.
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>>738011917
Thank you, niggas really need to get laid more often or atleast talk to a real female human being.
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>>738011901
Lot of words for someone who can’t even link a post ;^)
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>>738008139
The longer this thread goes on the more it becomes clear that it might as well have stopped right at this post, because there has yet to be an actual rebuttal to it.
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>>738011962
>Frogtard going on about muh body count when she's a slut too yet she doesn't cuck you
Have some self awareness... or wait, don't tell me you think she's a virgin?
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>>738011917
>et me guess, this whole "cuck" shit only happens if you DO willingly decide to get fucked by the bear
no, retard, as has already been stated, you do not need to have any relation with halsin at all for him to propose his threesome.
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>>738010962
Kek, apparently there are quite a few people around here who get very butthurt when you point out that video game romances are just cringe af and that's why most people don't like them.
But hey, keep romancing the shit out those pixels/scripted lines of code guys. May your children be masculine children.
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>>738011917
>>738008139
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>storm sorcerer durge
>life cleric Shart with on heal buff gear so the team is perma blessed and blade warded
>10 1 1 swords bard wizard fighter Astarion
>full battlemaster Laezel
>game is so piss easy i just roll my face on the keyboard and still win
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>>738007765
the real question is why anyone looks to sawyer for anything. seriously, he has never made a good game, he looks like a lesbian grandma and has effete mannerisms.
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>>738012089
Okay mr. Above-it-all. Why dont you fuck off then instead of throwing in your 2 cents if you dont care so much?

>>738012058
>gets told
>uhhh NO U!
Yeah thats about the level of response I expected lol
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>>738012430
I dunno how dumm you must be with builds to let enemies ko party member, let alone tpk. Bg3 have few challanging fights in act 1 when youre 1-3lvls, before key class abilities coming online, you cqn run into some >5+lvl encounter and thats it. I played bg3 twice and I can only think about few act1 fights that needs to be approched with some kind of preparation.
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>>738012696
I don't like Shadowheart, defensive retard, now answer the question. Do you think she's a virgin?
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>>738008139
>>738012057
>>738012336
According to this retarded logic, Shadowheart is simultaneously an evil Shar worshipper and a saintly Selune worshipper, because both things can happen depending on your choices.

Retard.
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>>738012857
low IQ post
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>>738012886
It's both high IQ, and more importantly - neurotypical.
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>>738012857
you have direct input on whether she goes on her shar or selune path. not the case with her halsin cuckshit, it exists no matter what.
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>>738011962
>Go marry an ex-porn star if all you care about is looks.
I would rather have a fuck buddy who is still a porn star! Women who are porn stars have sex like animals!
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Sex with Karlach
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>>738012770
Not that guy but anypne elese think bg3 is full of cliches when it comes to romance options?
>shadowheart
Literal goth girl with partens issues, something about her gives qeird vibe, evem if you turn her to light.
>lazel
Strong woman that deep down is standard girl that just want you to be a good husband(to lay an egg with her)
>karlach
Quirky 30 female that 'just want to be free' in a body of muscle mommy demon, cant be argued with, because resons.
>drow bitch
I killed her both times because why the fuck I would want to go to bed let alone romance evil bitch that straight wants to kill me. Also her romance is an afterthought.
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>>738013187
brown hands typed this
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>>738012089
>says something stupid
>lots of people call you out
>t-that means im right!
>not even brave enough to directly reply
thanks for conceding.
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>>738005964
You brown rats clearly don't understand anything without it being explained to you like a child.
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>>738010491
isn't she a whore too ?
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Shadowheart's romance with a cleric of Selune is the cutest thing in the game.
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>>738011962
meh i'd marry a jav star or a an onlyfans tho who only does lesbian scenes, the problem is that shadowheart likes bears
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>>738013187
>game is cliche
No shit
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>>738010962
Bing Bing wahoo gamer moment
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>>738013315
Why do you use brown in all your post? If you want to shit just go to the toilet like a white man.
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Best BG3 modpack? I just wanna modmaxx my next playthrough.
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>>738006575
Kek. You got cucked bro. You can cope all you want but you will always be a cuck
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>>738013646
It would be cute, if it wasn't for all the forced cuckshit
You see that's the worst part about it, Shart is at worst inoffensive without it, but her writer just HAD to include it
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>>738014825
Still waiting for examples of "cuckshit"
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>>738003764
I can't believe this is the only thing that the spammers want to post threads about?
Is this some kind of negative engagement to drive sales?
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>schizo posts the same thread he always does trying to shit on a game people have already played and moved on from using the same all tired talking points and easily disprovable arguments
Why do people even keep coming to this and giving it attention?
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>>738013042
imagine marrying this mercy
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>>738015768
Imagine having a son with her
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>>738016369
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>>738003764
You let her cuck you. You can tell her no when she talks about the open relationship and she will obey. You are such a wimp you cant even stand for yourself in a fucking videogame?
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>>738016229
/v/ would lash out at their son with mercy despite seeing her literally raping him while crying about cuckholdry given this thread's peanut brain IQ responses.
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>>738016994
Most of the thread is bitching about Shadowheart though?
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This entire thread isb chinese bots
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>>738016781
>your gf (implying) suggests an open relationship
>you say no
>phew crisis avoided
lol
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>>738003764
Do they still not allow you recruit randoms and refuse to recruit premade companions? I mean, I know they added hirelings, but can you edit their race, gender and appearance? I would play this game if I could make all female drow squad.
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>>738017327
>your gf (implying) suggests an open relationship
she never does this
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>>738017507
No, but there's a mod for it
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>>738011962
>>738006107
Laezel literally brags about being able to fuck freely without the fear of impregnation.
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>>738017546
>still need a mode for something like this
And this was most simped for and media hailed game...
Even PoE1 allowed you to customize hireling appearance. Lazy shit.
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>>738017507
>>738017667
it's a lazy way to pressure people into using the actual companions
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>>738017515
Oh my mistake I thought you picked shart.
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>>738016369
she enjoys it
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>>738016369
She brought it upon herself



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