>>738004802Eh, it's decent. I've seen both better and worse.
She killed billions
nice ass
>>738004802Completely unrealistic body, but /v/ will think real women can look like this.
>>738004802So?That artwork is also 8 years old.
>>738004802Do you find that nice or offensive, bruh?
>>738004802And, nigga?
>>738005173>>738005186>>738005368Don't you find a certain body part to be, like, ridicolously oversized?
>>738005446Well, with faggot eyes yes, of course.
>>738004802>>738005116>>738005070Where her futa package?
>>738005116fake
>>738005446>I have no social life, please debate me!
>>738005116>>738005750Different games
For me, it's Fusion and Smash Wii U.
>>738006385MP4 gave her even manlier facial structure.
>>738005750Snake got downgraded like her cake
>>738004802the star fox guy drew this didnt he? it has his style
>>738004802>>738005116PAWG alert PAWG alert
>>738006503Nah, she looks like a normal german womanMPremaster on the other hand
>>738006503I wonder why. Thanks millennials.
>>738005070>She killed billionswhat does this mean
>>738007918Remember all those planets (and space stations) she had a part in causing to explode? All games combined, there must've been at least billion things.
>>738005446Yeah? You body shaming now? Insisting someone's natural features are evil because...a guy somewhere thinks it's hot?How about you puritan cuckwits all jump off a bridge together in solidarity. That'll show us chuds.
>>738006385melee hair is cute
>>738005446Anon, the reason her hands are big is because of perspective.
>>738008175This might be a bit too direct, but she has a fleshy ass.
>>738008623...And? She's fit and active, so isn't that fine?
>>738004802>this is official artworkas is thisI don't like the zero suit.
>>738009129Anon, do you know what a fleshy ass is? You don't get it from being fit and active.
>>738004802>This is official artworkthis is from the 00's isn't it?
>>738006385>Samus in bikiniwhy do leftists treat the most mild normal, hetero inclinations as the next holocaust that should be censored?
>>738006503Prime 4 Samus is just them finally making the Zero Mission appearance fit the Prime series artstyle, though. Like it's literally a realistic depiction of that look>>738006385Smash 4, Prime 4, Dread/SR for me
>>738009628Feminism (as cringey as it is to name nowadays) has no more battles left to fight. They have all the same rights that men have, but they still feel the need to bitch about something and "fight" against. The same can be said about most, if not all, activist groups in the west.
>>738009639>Prime 4 Samus is just them finally making the Zero Mission appearance fit the Prime series artstyle, though. Like it's literally a realistic depiction of that lookAre you...retarded?
>>738009862I mean, it isn't 1:1, obviously, but Samus since Zero Mission has basically used that look as the basis and in Prime 4, I feel like they finally adapted it to fit the Prime artstyle pretty seamlessly. That's not to say Prime 3 Samus didn't look good, but I feel like the way she looks in 4 is about what I'd expect her to look like in Prime 1 if Zero Mission came first and the devs were told "this is how we want Samus to look going forward."
>>738010158Zero Mission Samus and Prime Samus are literally polar oppositres regards to looks.
>>738010158>>738010158I would say they tried to make a "realistic" Other M Samus, with mole and all
>>738010324To each their own, I'm just saying they adapted her standard look well in the new game. For all its faults, Prime 4 was great in terms of art direction.
>>738010472They succeeded too imo, I think she looks hot in Other M (never played it, no thanks) but I also really like how she looked in Prime 4, probably the best of the Prime games honestly.
>>738010493She looks manly.
>>738010570I don't see it, but there's no point trying to convince you otherwise I guess
>>738010963Her face is too wide, her eyebrows too thick and she has next to no makeup.
>>738005446women have big asses
>>738015464I mean oversized for someone like Samus. A huge ass like hers is only possible with high body fat %. Her ass is fleshy.
>>738006385Why is zero mission in the second slot and Samus Returns in fourth? You fucking autistic retards literally can't do anything right.
>>738004802I really really wish i could be Samus >.<
>>738016073Looking at the pic they arranged it so the remakes are next to the originals. Zero Mission being a Metroid 1 remake and Samus Returns being Metroid 2. Same deal for Prime 1/Remastered. Makes sense to me
Blonde PAWG's are always the best
>>738016073You understand that complaining about something as autistic as the order of pictures makes you the autist, right?
>>738016534Samus's ass shouldn't really be fat, though.
>>738004802What happened to her heels?
Kill yourself, Sybb.
>>738016169>asshole camel toethat's a new one
>>738009212Visit the gym and see if you still believe that
>>738016169I've never understood why AGP homosexuals say, "I want to be [Insert female] xD" in threads. Because the only reason why you want to be whatever woman we're talking about is so you can do gay shit with men. You know you can just do gay shit with men right now, right?
>>738016692The image is originally from the Smash Bros. mural, and since Samus was behind other characters, and it's a 2D image, some parts of her simply don't exist in that specific image.
>>738004802Can't say I approve of females in combat roles, but at least she's drawn well.
>>738007052she's not the only trying to change Samurs to trans either.
>>738016914You don't get a fat ass from working out, you retard.
>>738006385Hunters and it's not even close.
>>738017914
>>738018000You don't get a complete lack of belly or face fat from a sedentary lifestyle.
>>738017914Knowing how cucked Retro and NoA are, it's probably gonna happen.
>>738018424She's not fat all over. Rather, she has toned legs and arms, but a fat ass. Look properly at OP image. Her body shows signs on tone, except her ass which looks all huge and fat.
>>738018560Having fat in one place that the majority of people find it attractive and lacking fat anywhere else is a sign of intentionality.
>>738018650So you think it's OK that Samus has a fat ass, just because some black Americans find it sexy?You don't think that her ass should be smaller and have visible tone like her legs?
>>738011236Oh I see. To you, a woman isn't a woman unless she looks like an anime doll caked in makeup.
>>738010472>>738010493Dudes trying to say she looks manly when she looks European lol
>>738004802oof
>>738018789"Some black Americans"? You mean "the majority of people into women". The narrative that LE TRUE ARYAN KINGS hate to see a woman that isn't anorexic is pure retardation.tl;dr: no, she wouldn't be any more attractive with less curves
ITT: the dude who thinks big boobs and butts are only ever possible if you're an obese landwhale like him made this thread
Despite being an objective bombshell, I've never really been able to fap to samus just because I respect her too much.Shes so cool that when I'm browsing hentai to masturbate to, if I see artwork of her I feel uncomfortable and maybe even a little bit irritated.
>>738018921The US is not "the world". A lot of men don't like the kind of butt Samus shows off in OP image. A lot of men would say "it's too fat" or "make it smaller and firmer".Just because Americans like something doesn't mean the rest of the world does.Also, canonically, Samus has never had a fat butt before. It doesn't suit her.
>>738019031>I've never really been able to fap to samus just because I respect her too much.Which samus did you respect the most? Other M Samus or the silent, property-less protagonist Samus?
>>738019223And those men are following cultural standards imposed on them from outside rather than what they're actually attracted to. All of them, yes. If jiggly round bits on a skinny woman were unattractive then big breasts would be unattractive too, and those ARE universal.
>>738019418Boobs are different.A woman like Samus is supposed to be strong and athletic, yes? Can you at least admit, even if you find it sexy, that a big, fat butt doesn't canonically suit her?
>>738010472other M samus is so ridiculously hot(and cute!)shame she's stuck in a shit game
>>738019517Boobs are a result of evolution applying the mammalian draw toward round and soft things, which was itself born from reproductive fitness judgements, to child rearing. Boobs are imitation asses.A big, fat butt suits her fine since the rest of her is skinny and that's enough of a reflection of her lifestyle.
>>738019616Damn, now THAT's my Samus! Is the rest of her body is good as her face?
>>738006385Why did the Prime games wall her so hard?
>>738019031>I respect her too muchTotally lost my respect for her, since she's a giant retard. And she's over-emotional. It's disgusting.
>>738018903Like a European twink yeah
>>738019754Wanna take a guess where the Prime game devs are from?
>>738019616I was very tempted to get the reissue of the figure they made of her, but I'm not strong enough to own a figure that looks like that and display it
>>738019780>And she's over-emotional. It's disgusting.That's... very specific wording. I don't like how she acts in Other M either but that's the only game in which I could call her "overly emotional". I don't think anyone likes how she acts in Other M.
>>738019727>A big, fat butt suits her fine since the rest of her is skinny and that's enough of a reflection of her lifestyle.Come on, there's no reason for her to have a fat butt. Her ass should look proportional to the rest of her fit body.Also, boobs are not imitation buttocks.
>>738019998Her ass looks proportional to me.Evolutionarily boobs are imitation asses. Sorry you had to learn this way.
>>738020178OK, I respect your strong opinion.But Samus never had a fat ass before, so I guess Sakurai took some liberties with the design. So it's still kind of off.
>>738019958I also disliked her temper tantrum in Dread. When she's screaming her head off at Raven Beak. Just reeks of unprofessionalism.
>>738020178evolutionary psychology is not a serious field
>>738019616The rest of her body isn't so bad either.
>>738020352I'm sorry, you don't even object to something she actually does? Just her "attitude"? Thats a new level of bullshit. At no point in the Metroid franchise have I given a fuck about Samus being "professional".
>>738019241The classic samus, of course.Other M samus is tonally inconsistent with the samus of basically every other game
>>738020684I also hate her attitude towards the Federation. She's a complete pussy who barely does anything about them being a bunch of corrupt fucks who repeatedly do illegal experiments that threaten civilization.Hell, in Fusion she'd sooner die than go against them, hence her idiotic plan to kill herself in the BSL station, while doing nothing about the X parasites on SR388. It was only because of ADAM that both the planet and the space station were destroyed.
>>738020861So you don't actually care about professionalism then? If you'd rather Samus have a strong sense of justice than a professional devotion to her work that's fine, but don't pretend these can coexist, that just makes it sound like you want Samus to think what you think and feel what you feel.
>>738020468>big, fat butt AGAINWhat the fuck is this? Is this a thing with Samus now?
>>738021061Why can't they co-exist? You can be a professional who also believes in not letting corrupt assholes ruin the universe.
>>738020794>The classic samus, of course.So the barely audible no properties Samus. If you're going to respect her for that then you must also respect literally any other female character Nintendo is responsible for. In fact the way they treat Peach now you could just put an armor suit and call her the same character.
>>738021186Making moral judgements about what experiments your employer should be allowed to conduct is emotional, and thus unprofessional, behavior. Either she's a professional and puts her emotional response to the experiments aside, or she lets her emotional response lead her to stop the experiments.
>>738019871>>738020468Is this the first time the figurine has less curves than the actual character?
>>738021612>Making moral judgements about what experiments your employer should be allowed to conduct is emotional,If their experiments literally threaten the universe, then it's professional to kill them all and teach them to never do that shit again. Even if you see it as emotional, you can still do it in a professional manner.
>>738021826No, it isn't. A "professional" does what they're hired to do. You want Samus to go against the feds, that's fine, it's going to be unprofessional behavior no matter what.As far as I can tell your real goal is a game where Samus doesn't express emotions, but also exacts spiteful revenge on random feddies that are somehow personally to blame for experiments that were conducted halfway across the galaxy years ago. That is an emotionally driven motive no matter how you slice it, so you don't actually care about the presence of emotions, you just care about them being expressed on screen in a way that you personally read as "emotions". Similar to the people who cry about "muh teenage drama" when it's literally just characters actually being characters rather than walking tropes.
>>738022125It seems like we are mincing words here, so i will put it like this: i want samus to shut her mouth during the game, and ki feddies when they do bad. Emotional professional, just get the shit done. >who cry about teenage dramaThis doesnt belong in a game to begin with, so the same point applied. Why do you think tranime. Jrpgs are so terrible?
>>738022349How fat do you need to be to not find Samus's ass fat?
How much of a micropenis do you have to have to find any ass posted itt to be "big"?
>>738022412It's an average sized ass, O'Seamus. You're mental. It's like the most 50th percentile ass imaginable. It's her hips that are small in comparison to it, but the ass itself is normal for a woman, rather the men you are attracted to.
>>738022501Her ass is huge, Tyrone. Your standards are too skewed to take seriously.
>>738022592Just fuck men already, you cretin.
>>738022326> i want samus to shut her mouth during the game, and ki feddies when they do bad.Wow, I wasn't expecting you to just up and say it. Thanks for just outright spewing your backwards ACfag opinion so I don't have to dance around it anymore.This is retarded.>muh tranimeAnime website. JRPGs are good. Faggots who think their favorite stories contain no emotion are, to a man, retarded.
>>738022640Anyone who has any idea how to make fat fags shut up or kill themselves?
>>738022709I would recommend blowing them quiet, you're clearly interested in cock
>>738022745This is a great ass, fat fag.
>>738022653>samus shouldnt shut up and do her job, she needs to make wacky marvel quips constantly
>>738022828Yucky, icky curvature. How globular and vulgar. You sure this isn't more to your taste?
>>738022885>if Samus has any feelings or dialogue at all it is the same as wacky marvel quipsNo.
>>738022907Are you fucking retarded? The girl I posted has a great ass, not huge and fat like Samus's.
>>738023010Every woman's ass has fat on it, idiot. Cellulite, too. You're living in a fantasy world. Asses are not supposed to be "firm" except on male bodybuilders.
>>738023083>what is the difference between having fat on the ass, and having a fat assI swear zoomers are so fucking retarded they're a threat to humanity.
>>738006385man all these fucking losers talking about samus aryan when origianlly it was just a fucking hot girl in a suit as a joke and look at all these fucking losers FOR YEARS AND EVERYF UCKING DAY ON /V/ just post about her like a little faggot>omg my little kidie nitnendshit lore omg le epic bounty hunTER GIRL!!!! kys trash kys
>>738023139The problem is Samus's ass is not unusually large, but she has good proportions befitting an uber-woman. I'll never understand guys who want a fridge.
>>738005446No? Which ones?
>>738023363Yes, it is unusually large and also fatty. Saying that doesn't mean you like cock you retarded Amerifat.
>>738023502Samus' ass isn't fat or big, it's just round.
shut the fuck up sybb
>>738023502But I think you do, Eurotrash. I would bet you swing bisexual with your taste.
>>738023546It's huge. And if you had any fucking knowledge, you would know that a woman doesn't get an ass that huge unless she has a lot of booty flab. She can have great glutes underneath, but it's always fat filling it out and making it that big.
>>738023713somehow that ass >>738020468 is huge ?
>oh no x vidya woman has a fat ass!are you faggots really complaining about this?
>>738023834Yes it is, plus OP image. Stop looking at fake shit online and look at real women.If a woman has that kind of ass, she is almost always fat everywhere else too, or has done a BBL.
>>738023936You are insane or irish.
>>738023936She looks like a fucking gangly stick bug, you brain damaged pedophile. Nobody think that's big except you.
>>738024043>>738024072Fat fags who probably judge women by Insta and TikTok standards.
>>738023834>>738023936my girlfriend's ass is bigger
>>738024190Says more about your gf.
>>738006385Metroid 2 OGSuper MetroidFusion
>>738006385Wii U Samus was gigasex.
>>738024269she has a big ass and she plays bad video games like the binding of isaac and subnautica
Make it fatter
>>738007918As in lots of men masturbated to her and those sperm all didn't fertilize any eggs.
>>738024536>Samus after being hit with the milf transformation beam
>>738024536This, sadly, is what the majority of sick people here define as "big and fat". This is how far degeneration has come.
>>738024747I'd say it's pretty fucking fat, what are you on about?
>>738024909It's gigantic and obscene.
>>738024986That is what fat means, yes.Notice how there is no cellulite?, it's the good things of pawgs and none of the bad things.
>>738004802>muscleswhy
>>738025041No, gigantic and obscene is NOT the same as "fat".This is a fat ass:>>738020468This is a gigantic, obscene ass:>>738024536This is a normal, but still feminine ass:>>738022828
>>738006385I like the zero suit in terms of sexiness, and her tits look great in smash, but I hate her face with that barbie-doll look with the stupid mole. And the ponytail. Samus looks way hotter with her hair down.
>>738025136Samus is a Human/Chozo/Metroid mutant, beyond the physical prime of a regular human woman.
>>738025161>>738022828 is fatter than >>738020468
>>738025161all those words, I can condense them in two:You're Irish!
Samus' ass should be big and wobbly
>>738025136Because she's supposed to be athletic? Her ass should have had some visible tone as well, but it has zero.
>>738025324You'll die in like 4 seconds from the moment you jam it in, let's not even talk about a blowjob.
>>738025241Explain yourself, anon.
>>738022932Well, look at the thread and tell me that samus being "indepth" and "emotional" has helped her or metroid as a whole.
I like the thought of Samus naturally having the body of a bimbo sex goddess but still being the strongest in the galaxy. To the degree that even people who know how strong she is don't take her seriously because without her armor she just looks like some random slut.
Now that's what I call a "huge ass"
>>738025269No, you fat fag. You're just obese and love obese women.
>>738025909I'm 2 bmi points from being underweight, also hit 80% maximum bpm almost every day.I don't like fat chicks, only meaty plump derrieres.
>>738004802Looks better here than she does in Ultimate proper. She got butchered in that game compared to Smash 4.
>>738026040OK, I'll listen. Which of the three asses:>>738025161do you like most?
>>738025468Samus's ass is more toned, looks smaller and less flabby
>>738022828 this one >>738026142Not too thin, not too cartoony.>>738026182You would need to be peak male physique or a metahuman to stand her.
>>738026182>more toned>less flabbyHow can you tell? Have you...felt it?
>>738025724>i could draw terrible shit like this and still gey money from patreonI have to stop being such a perfectionist
>>738004802seek help for your porn addiction
>>738026310You can guess from the shape
>>738026443This shape:>>738022828is not toned? Looks pretty fucking perky to me.
>>738026436These people dont even like metroid. Good luck trying to get through to them.
>>738025136For the musclegirl fetishists of course
>>738005070SARGE
>>738025532Games can't be held responsible for the amount of schizophrenia and/or porn they generate.
Samus should have that kind of body
>>738026712I disagree. Flies are atttacted to shit.
>>738026720That HAS to be an edit.
>>738006385The manga ones are the only shitty ones here
>>738026761BBL is technically an edit, surefat women who get all the lard sucked out of them except for the ass region
>>738026106Are those modded?
>>738026804Okay, maybe plastic surgery CAN have use outside making deformities more aesthetic.
What about this one?Compared to:>>738004802>>738020468
>>738026761nope
>>738024986Stop your pearl clutching, dude
>>738027105bro is easily deceived, that ass is fake as fuck
>>738027105This is fake as fuck, please don't be this retarded.
>>738027185>>738027194proof?
>>738025136Yes how dare she
>>738026720>>738027105...Nice. God damn I love blonde girls with big asses.
>>738026182Boys, is this considered flabby now?>>738022828
>>738026856No, pretty sure this is just how she looked in Wii U Smash. She got a hard nerf in Ultimate, allegedly to get an lower age rating in Japan if I recall.
This is NOT modded. It's straight from the game.
>>738027632
>>738027883Fuck, just imagine the jiggle...
>>738021187>you cannot express personality in any way that isnt verbal
>>738004802Huge, fat ass>>738020468Big, fat ass>>738022828Big, fat ass, also showing signs of being slightly flabby>>738027097Big, flabby ass>>738027632Big, fat assNot a single tight ass here. They are all more or less fatty.
>>738027632bet this game is over 10 years old.
>>738030121It is, but holy shit what a fucking ass she has.
>>738029803Sláinte!
I finally got around to playing Dread on hard mode and it's the same as normal I swear to god.
>>738006385Prime 4 looks so much better than Prime 1 and remastered what the fuck happened in those games lmao
her ass could be quite a bit bigger actually
>>738029803kill yourself sybb
>>738016073>main 2D series>Prime>everything elseIn chronological order for each row. It's not that hard to figure out.
Samus' ass gets larger as she ages and gets stronger. And from the baby weight
>>738034513THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY
>>738004802And this was an official ad
>>738036085
KILL YOURSELF SYBB
