>A mind is terrible thing to wastePost RTS unit quotes that live rent free in your heads
My life for hire will always be in my head
>>738008312GLA postal services
>Tell the men the cavalry's arrived>Ready to unleash 11 barrels of Hell>As you command so shall it be
Shhhh-hoSkeepanProstagmaYou-were-hereInto-youEnergeticIs-volley
>>738008312>Thank you for the new shoes!
>>738008312>High speed, low drag. >Work work.>Ready to work.>I'll consume the living. AND the dead. Maybe not RTS but >I gambled...and lost. >Nyx nyx nyx. >Two is the loneliest number.>I take and I take, here let me give back.
>>738008312Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. Every quote in that game might have contributed to me being a negative doushbag.
I got a present for ya'
>>738008954>WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOM-MAHHas never left my mind.
>>738008312PROSTAGMA
Somebody call for an earth shaker?SHATTER THEIR SKY!Thank the Emperor! Action!
>Something need doing?>Work, work>Okey dokey>Me busy, leave me alone!
>>738008312"Artillery adds dignity to what would otherwise be an ugly brawl."Not original to that game (quote by Frederick the Great), but I can still hear it in my head.
>>738008312>I live!>I wait.>I move!>I kill!>I search!>I am the Word!
>>738008312>DIS PEAR FOR I AM THE END OF GAYS!
>>738008312>CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rogan?
>>738008564>sorry no tracking number Coming through!
>>738008312>i read ya, "sir"
>>738008564>Nothing stops the mail!
>>738008312>Defcon 0Armor's thick, patience's thin
>>738013283And >kssss, aw yeah>kssss, that's the stuff
>>738008312I GOT A PRESENT FOR YAthat was left handed
>ThiS world MoVes sO SLowlY
>Radiation level high, but not toxic
>what is it, slave?
>>738013283What was his fucking problem?
Unable to comply, building in progress
>>738015778Silos neededSilos neededSilos needed
>>738015831you must construct additional pylons
>>738008312Nobody here but us trees!
>I can build anywhere>Can't build there, sir
>>738013145Wololo
JACKED OFF AND GOOD TO GO
>>738013283came here to post thisalso>i'm waitin' on you!
>>738013331>d0New strategy game, surprised you guys don't like it.
>>738008454*My wife for hire
>Need a wife?
>I once was professor!
>>738008312>Stand Guardsman, you die on my command, not before!>It has no blood on it, I am insulted!>Glory is loyalty perfected.>Glory to the first man that dies!>Take heart soldier, for my faith is bottomless.>Razer sharp you harp.>We've not been given leave to doubt>We are the dukes of our destinies, bestowed victory by our emperor!>Do I have to DIE to show my faith and fearlessness to your lot!?>Faster, Harder, MEANER, Better!>Drive me closer I want to etc with my etc.Unironically I have listed to a collection of the comissar's quotes like an inspirational speaker before when jogging.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb6cSEI1FLk
>>738016067WE REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAAAAAS
>>738016412>My wife for hire!
I'll attract them with my "human" call. "I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!"
starcraft had a few>in the pipe, 5x5 (yeah I know, I saw alien too)>explorer reporting
>>738017305Dude, we don't do that here, that's kinda inappropriate.
>>738017379Carrier has arrived.
THIS IS THE JUDGEMENT OF THE RIGHTEOUS SCUM!
>We caught'em napping!
BATUL BROTHAS!SPEHSS MAHRENS, TODEH THE ENEMEH IS AT OUA DOAR! WE KNOW OUA DUTEH AND WE WILL DO EET. WE FIGHT FOR OUR HONOR AS BLUD REHVENS (YAY),AS SPESS MAHRENS,(YAY) AND WE FIGHT IN THE NEHME OF THE EMPRA!AND IF WE DIE THIS DEH WE DIE IN GLOAREH, WE DIE HEROES' DEFFS, BUT WE SHALL NOT DIE, NO! IT IS THE ENEMEH WHO WILL TEHSTE DEFF AND DEFEAT! AS YOU KNOW’MOAST OF OUA BATUL BROTHARS ARE SHTEHTIONED IN SPEHSS, PRUHPEARED TO DEEP STHRIKE! OUA PERIMETER HAS BEENPRUHPEARED IN THE EVEN DAT OUA ENEHMIES SHOULD BE SO BALD AND SO FEWLISH. WE HAVE PLEHCED NUMEROUS BEACONS, ALLOWING FORMUHLTIPLE, SIMULN-TEHNEOUS AND DEVASHTEHTING DEFENSIVE DEEP STRIKES THE CODECKS ASSTARTEES NEHMES THIS MANEUVAH STEEL REHN. WE WILL DESCEND UPON THE FOE, WE WILL OVAWHELM THEM - WE WILL LEAVE NONEALIVE! MEANWHILE OUA GROUND FAWSES WILL ENSUE THE FULL DEFENSE OF OUA HEADKWATERSWE ARE THE SPEHSS MAHRENS! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!
>>738017683>Hull breach, hull breach!
>>738017527See, i cannot read that without it sounding like the voice actor from the game in my head.How do the non-apple rotating or lack-of-internal-monologue crowd function in day to day to life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egxzPAywNEs
>>738017736IT IS THE BANEBLADE
>>738015683commander was a ftm tranny obviously
>>738017379the >state the nature of your medical emergency is a TNG ref also
rub your shoes in lotion
>>738018505>TNGVoyager
>>738008312>playing StarCraft on the family computer>speakers turned just a touch too high>mass recruit Marines>YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME BOY>YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME BOY>YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME BOY>hear Dad yell from the kitchen >"No I don't want a piece of you anon!"dumb little memories like that.
>>738018349WHERE?!
>>738008312>>738008564Red Alert 2, Yuri's Revenge, Generals and Zero Hour need a modern remaster.
>>738010943MiG, in flight!>it sits in on the fucking runway
>>738008312Hahaha that was left handed
>>738017814It's probably a lot easier to float through life, doing whatever's convenient at the moment, if you don't have an internal monologue to point out your bad behaviors or patterns
>>738017527>The merging is complete>We need focus>We burn>We move>Obliterate>Annihilate>DestroyI know a lot of people are partial to the ghost, but I always thought archons were the coolest. I remember being so excited about the dark archon when BW launched>Thoughts in chaos>Oblivion awaits
>>738018893
What is the most creepiest/scariest RTS unit to ever exist. The one that makes you instantly nervous upon seeing/hearing it.For me it's the alien tripod. Creepiest mf'er around. The sounds they make and how quickly they can level bases.https://youtu.be/h4PM8fWLGDo
We are the macemen!
>>738019709Red alert2/yr has cnclauncher that does everything one should want out of a remaster.
>>738020746If you get a full command group of 12 archons, you're legally allowed to activate Power Overwhelming and roll over the enemy
>>738008706Ammo holds on that thing have to be insane.
>>738008312>START THE GAME ALREADY>YOU PLAYED TWO HOURS TO DIE LIKE THIS?>THE WONDER THE WONDER THE...NO....
>>738018893>Playing Jedi Knight II on laptop with speakers turned up>mass NPC fights>lots of Tavions>female death / pain screams in JK2 are notoriously orgasmic sounding>moth snickering when I leave the room>years later I realize why
>>738022664>moth snickering when I leave the room"Ara ara..."
WORK WORKSO BE IT
>>738019709
>>738008564not responsible for damaged goods!
>>738008312>For God And the Country!>Sasquatch Here!>Walking!>Eeeeeennnnnn ROUTE!
*speaks with strong spanish accent*RODELERO!
>>738018349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyHRQgDhHZ0
summon the elector counts
>>738020846based
rome is mother to us all
>>738008312>Nanananannananananana-Na-... Hah! Me!
HASTATI
A little c4 knocking at your door
>>738013145Erectus
FREE HOOKERS
>>738025760It's a shame how 95% of the vehicles and units in RA2 are in "Not worth ever building" tier.
>>738020746>Mmm?>You address me?>Your orders, templar?
>>738025760THAT SPARKS MY CURIOSITY!
>>738026135You're not playing competitively, so just build whatever looks cool
>>738026512When is the last time you built a Tank Destroyer?
>>738026774I only play Soviets
AK-47S FOR EVERYONE!!!!
