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>O-OD-ODIN...P-P-P-PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR SHAFT A-A-AND BALLS WHILE YOU F-F-FUCK MY WIFE RAW!!!!!!!! ODIN!!! LET ME SNIFF YOUR ASSHOLE WHILE YOU CREAMPIE MY WIFE!!!! PLEASE!!!!! MY WIFE!!! NOW!!! YES ODIN PLEASE FART IN MY FACE OH! AND I COLLECTED JARS OF FAYES DROOL FOR YOU TO DRINK ODIN ONLY FOR YOU PLEASE BREAK MY WIFE IN HALF WITH YOUR DICK ODIN-SAMA!!!!! ODIN-SAMA PLEASE FUCK MY ANUS HOLE WITH YOUR MASSIVE DICK!!!!!!! FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCK MY WIFE!! AND MY WIFE'S SON!!! ODIN! FILL ME WITH YOUR LOVE AND INFLATE MY BELLY WITH YOUR GODLY CUM!!! ODIN PLEASE KISS ME! ODIN-SAMA LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK AND SPIT YOUR LOAD INTO MY WIFE'S PUSSY!!! ODIN... I LOVE YOU ODIN !! ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ODIN-SAMA JUST PROMISE ME YOU WILL FUCK ME AND MY WIFE AND HER SON EVERY DAY!!! ODIN!!! LETS USE THE BAT SHRINK RAY TO REMOVE MY MICRODICK AND ATTACH IT TO YOU NEXT TO YOUR SUPERIOR SCANDINAVIAN COCK SO YOU CAN FUCK ME AND MY WIFE AT THE SAME TIME!! ODIN!!!! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH MY OWN COCK !!!... PLEASE POOP ON FAYE! ODIN YOUR HAIRY ANUS IS SO MANLY IM SO LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO KISS IT!!! *SLURP* *SLURP* MMMM GOD SWEAT SO HEADY I CANT THINK...!! I NEED DADDIES CUMMIES NOW OWO PLEASE FUCK MY FURSONA... ODIN! GET THE WATCHER TO USE HIS TIME REVERSAL POWERS AGAIN!!! MAKE HIM CUT OFF THE CIRCULATION TO MY LIMBS SO THEY DIE AND FALL OFF AND I BECOME ODINS ONAHOLE FOR LIFE UNABLE TO FIGHT EVER AGAIN!!! ODIN!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO BE FUCKED BY ODIN EVERY SINGLE DAY AND FILLED WITH CUM UNTIL I DIE AND POOP THE CUM ONTO MY WIFE!!! THOR! PLEASE PISS ON ME I AM YOUR TOILET LOW CLASS CLOWN MEAT TOILET BORN TO DRINK PISS!!! YOUR PIG PISS ODIN!!!!! ODIN PLEASE LET ME SNIFF YOUR UNDERWEAR AFTER YOU EAT RAMEN AND SHIT!!! ODIN! FAYE SAYS I CANT TAKE THIS BUTTPLUG OUT FOR ANYONE EXCEPT HER STRAP ON BUT I NEED YOU SO BAD!!! PLEASE PULL THE PLUG OUT AND STUFF ME WITH YOUR BIG MANLY PIG ROD!!!! ODIN!! MY PATHETIC SISSY COCK NEEDS PUNISHMENT!!!! YABBA DABBA DOO

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We must be better saars....

>>738014185
GoY won game of the year over RDR2

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Betterman bros، how are we feeling?

>>738014241
Posted it for the hundredth time award

irony poisoning killed this board

>>738014241
I hate nuGoW but I have to respect how hard it's mindbroken /v/.

>>738016069
It's telling that the words "we must be better men" had such an adverse effect on /v/'s collective psyches.

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>CVCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>THIS IS MY WIFE'S BLACK BVLL
>MAN BETTERING, CUM EATING
>SUCK ON THE BVLL WHEN HE WANTS TO GO BREEDING

>THIS IS MY WIFE'S BLACK BVLL

>CVCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>I'VE PREPPED MY WIFE'S BVLL
>HUMILIATION, NO BREEDING
>DONT GIVE A FUCK WHEN I CATCH MY WIFE CHEATING
>SHE GETS GANG BANGED WHILE MY CLITTY IS LEAKING

>WOULD IT BE WRONG WOULD IT BE RIGHT
>IF I CVCKED MYSELF TONIGHT
>CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT

>IN THE CORNER OUT OF SIGHT
>GETTING CVCKED EVERY NIGHT

>CAUSE I'M WATCHING MY WIFE, WATCHING HER BVLLS
>REARRANGE HER GUTS WITH THEIR TOOLS
>WATCHING MY CRUSH, WATCHING HER BVLLS
>REARRANGE HER GUTS WITH THEIR TOOLS

>I ALWAYS REALIZED MY CLITTY WAS TOO THIN
>FAPPING TO CVCK PORN WANTING BLACK DICKS WITHIN
>MY WIFE FUCKING THE BVLL AND LIVING IN SIN
>DOWNWARD SPIRAL, WHERE DO I BEGIN?

>IT ALL STARTED WHEN I MET MY MISSUS
>I'M A BETTER MAN SO HER PAST IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS
>SEARCHING TO FIND A BVLL ON A HIGHER LEVEL
>TRYING EVERYDAY TO BECOME BETTER


>CAUSE I'M WATCHING MY WIFE, GETTING GANG BANGED
>AS THE BVLLS TREAT HER LIKE A JIZZ RAG
>DRINKING SOILENT, REPORTING CHUDCELS
>WHILE I FELCH BVLL CUM OUT OF HER SNATCH

>CVCKING ALRIGHT, STEP SONS ARE FINE
>I'M PREPPING AND I'M LEAKING
>IM LEAKING
>IM LEAKING
>IM LEAKING
>IM LEAKING

>I. WISH. I. WERE. NOT. A. WORSE. MAN

>CVCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>THIS IS MY WIFE'S BLACK BVLL
>MAN BETTERING, CUM EATING
>SUCK ON THE BVLL WHEN HE WANTS TO GO BREEDING

>WOULD IT BE WRONG WOULD IT BE RIGHT
>IF I CVCKED MYSELF TONIGHT
>CHANCES ARE THAT I MIGHT

>IN THE CORNER OUT OF SIGHT
>AND I'M SLEEPING IN THE SHED TONIGHT

>CAUSE I'M WATCHING HER BVLLS, WITH THEIR MEAT POLES
>DROP POZZED LOADS DOWN ALL HER HOLES
>MY CLITTY IS LOCKED UP, IT'S TOO DEFORMED
>TOO SMALL TO EVER PLEASE HER HOLES

>CVCKINGS ALRIGHT, STEP SONS ARE FINE
>I'M PREPPING AND I'M LEAKING

>I CAN'T GO ON LIVING THIS WAY
>PELASE FUCK MY WIFE

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>TAKE ME DOWN TO THE BETTERMAN CITY
>WHERE MY ASS IS CREAMED AND MY CLITTY IS SISSY

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>>738014241

Wtf did I miss in 2018 that buck broke /v/? I don't like nu-gow but why gun so hard?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL DUUUUTCH IF MY WAIF WANTS TO FUCK ANOTHER MAN IT'S HER BUSINESS

I dare you chucklefuckss to give a genuine answer to the OP question.

>>738017214
His question wasn't genuine, OP just wanted to post memewords

>>738016069
>mindbroken
Why do you guys pretend soiposting is anything more than just making fun of gay shit most of the time? Not counting mentally ill shartytroons that are just contrarian over everything

nuKrator and Arthur are both terrible characters elevated by the fact that Playsations havent had any worthwhile games for many years now.

>>738014241
I remember when he said this

>>738017352
>bro im just making fun disregard I made dozens of edited images and AI overlays videos I have saved and have written 1000 words of incoherent ramblings of cuckholdry
nah thats mind broken

damn, i rustled a lot of jimmies with my post, whats the matter cuckbois, does it hit too close to home for you?

Incredibly amused by the version of Kratos /v/ invented. Especially the way it keeps getting shit added onto it, an evolving character. Love to see it.

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Both suck.

nu-Kratos is the embodiment of the insecure turbo beta that grows a beard and pretends to be macho. I don't even see OG Kratos and onions-Kratos as the same person

Arthur, just like Jonh before him, goes around pretending to be a good person and strong, but also accepting every bullshit people ask of him. If you want to make a criminal game, then have an actual criminal MC. Jonh, Arthur, Niko, Michael, Vic Vance, they all fucking suck.

But if I have to choose one, then it would be Arthur. I'm only annoyed with him when I'm thinking about the game, not while I'm playing it like nu-Kratos. Kinda absurd that the first impression of nu-Kratos you have is him getting bitch slapped 14 times in a row like the cuck he is.

>>738014241
Posting rehashed /dbs/ copypastas again award

>>738014241
https://youtu.be/Ki0O_lwA5no

>>738021092
Micah was a BVLL and he literally did nothing wrong, we should've been able to play as him

Put down the margarine. We must be butter men.

>>738014241
KEKAROONIES

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>BOY, DID I JUST CATCH YOU MANSPREADING? OH MY JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA, WHAT WILL YOUR MOTHER AND HER BLACK BVLLS THINK? YOU ARE OPPRESSING WOMEN AND BIPOX FOLX WITH YOUR CRYPTO-FASCIST PATRIARCHAL BEHAVIOR BOY, LOOK AT YOUR STEPFATHER, THIS IS HOW BETTERMEN™ SIT

>>738014185
arthur kissed a troon, married the town bicycle and never said the n word
he's the betterest man

>>738014185
Arthur

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>TYRONE? TYRONE?! WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!? WHY DO I NOT HEAR ANY MOANING FROM THAT BITCH OF A WHITE WIFE
>*pauses disco elysium and looks behind him*
>OH OH OH... OH MY FAUCI SCIENCE SZECHUAN SAUCE AND STRANGER THINGS ABOVE!!!! WHAT THE FUCK TYRONE, WHY ARE YOU BENDED OVER? HONEY WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAP ON EQUIPPED?!
>*smashes the controller at the tv in the background playing Hasanabi's livestream*
>YOU DECIDED TO SWITCH THINGS UP?! TYRONE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THAT'S NOT WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE
>YOU FUCKING CHEATING BITCH, AND IT'S MY FAVORITE STRAP ON ASWELL, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!!
>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET KNOCKED UP BY TYRONE AFTER I GOT A VASECTOMY TO DELIVER BEAUTIFUL MIXED CHILDREN AND TERMINATE THE WHITE RACE
>GREAT! FUCKING GREAT! NOW I'M TURNED ON BY WHAT I JUST SAID AND I CAN'T EVEN USE MY FAVORITE DILDO TO RELIEVE MYSELF BECAUSE IT'S UP IN TYRONE'S ASSHOLE
>I THINK I HAVE TO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS, DON'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT THIS, ALL THE GUYS ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE VAUSHCON NEXT WEEK
>I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE DISCO ELYSIUM SPEEDRUN COMPETITION THERE NOW, THIS MENTAL TOLL IS TOO BIG FOR ME TO HANDLE
>IF YOU WANT ME I'LL BE IN MY ROOM LISTENING TO JEFFRE CANTU LEDESMA TO CALM DOWN A BIT

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We are not step fathers... we are fathers who stepped up...

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ATREUS! COME, WE MUST TALK ABOUT OUR FEELINGS! We...must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC of color, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Now help me prep the bull for your mother.

COME CLOSER, BOI. LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CLEAN YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINAL FLUIDS FROM BULLS DICK. NO, YOU HAVE TO GRIP IT WITH YOUR THROAT WHILE DOING SWIRLING MOTIONS WITH YOUR TONGUE. BE BETTER, BOI #HarrisWaltz2024 #NotGoingBack" REPARATIONS FOR MY WIFE'S SON'S FATHER!!

>>738022034
powerful

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>Aye, betterman post and you may get banned. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, you'll be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell the jannies and the chudcels that THEY MAY BAN US, TAKE OUR THREADS DOWN, CALL US WORSE MEN, BUT. THEY. WILL. NEVER. TAKE. OUR. POSITIVE. MASCULINITY!!! FOR OUR POLY PARTNERS, FOR OUR WIVES BLACK SONS, FOR OUR BVLLS, FOR JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA

>>738014716
I came here to post something about saaaros. The entire game is a cuckoldry simulator where a guy must be a better man, this was hilarious to watch

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A challenger approaches

>>738024680
is geralt a better man?

>>738024825
>Lets yen fuck other men
>Always does whatever women tells him to
Yes, yes he is

>>738014185
Arthur definitely has the more organic transition from him at the beginning of the game to the end.