What Zelda are you playing this weekend?
Hilda/Lorule should be revisited in a new game.Have Ganon get his wish and destroy the Triforce afterward, forcing Link/Zelda to get help from Hilda and Ravio to remake it, inverting the scenario in ALBW
>>738015362Hilda owes Link sex
She didn't do anything wrong
>>738015110Zelda girls are ugly and smelly. What's their appeal ?
>>738015362Hilda owes Zelda sex
purple girl sugoi
>>738015110I want to get back to playing Tears of the Kingdom but I've paid no attention to it so I'm not sure what's the best approach to play it.Ileggally.
>>738016294Ravio gets to watch
>>738016202Tetra isn't ugly, just smelly
I'm honestly surprised Hilda isn't more popular. She has a look white men go bonkers for.
>>738016362The best approach is never talking to Purah and thus avoiding the paraglider.Without it you can still clear the four main dungeons and EVERY shrine, but it turns a lot of the game from mindless "Teleport high, glide somewhere else" shit to require some real thought, because fall damage is an actual threat. Then earning fall damage immunity by taking a flying machine up to the three skydiving challenges for the wingsuit is a truly cathartic moment.Frankly, the game feels designed and balanced around NOT having the glider (see especially the fire temple and how trivial it is with it) with the glider being easy mode.You do still need to get it eventually if you want to unlock Mineru's construct for some arbitrary reason, but like I said, the other four dungeons and EVERY shrine can be done without it.
>midna thread hit bumped limit>Zelda Girls thread madeJust in time friends
>>738016698I'm glad TP PC port is coming out so imp midna newfags can finally experience TP for the first time
>>738016804They won't play it lol
>>738016568The ocean is a smelly place so it makes sense.
>>738015110I don't understand why Hilda couldn't see how this would end poorly.
>>738017702She's pretty, not smart
>>738015110if I surprise impregnate these girls will I get struck by lightning because I messing with the goddesses' arranged marriage bullshit with Link?
>>738016804>Non Midna newfagI'm so fucking hyped for it. Kind of worried it'll get taken down though
>>738017702She could easily be manipulated into sex
>>738017820I promise you the goddess doesn't care about Ravio. Hilda is all yours and everyone else's
>>738016294Girls can't have sex with each other
>>738018117You don't say
>>738018307She's so fine
i appreciate hyrule warriors for letting you see ruto's asscrack
>>738019257I appreciate for letting you see ruto's tits jiggle (yes they do)
ruto & nabooru & impa cannot ride the flying nimbus but saria & malon & zelda can.
>>738019395>impa cannot ride the Flying NimbusBecause of all the people she’s tortured in the Shadow Temple?
>oh no, my kingdom is decaying because everyone who came before me were retarded with our Triforce>you, evil sorcerer, you can do whatever you want as long as you bring me Hyrule's Triforce>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WOULD RATHER JUST DESTROY BOTH WORLDSThe DSP of princesses.
>>738019483that & their bloodline is full of sluts
>>738019609How slutty was Purah during BotW?
>>738019697wears the eyeliner just for linky
>>738019954No, I mean loli Purah, not AoC or TotK adult Purah.
>>738019294>>738019257Gross
>>738019609Just cause she's pretty doesn't mean she's a slut. Impa is very innocent
>>738020339
>>738020339Would you eat her cheese
>>738020657she can eat my cheese, and by cheese I mean my dick smega
>>738019540>Lorule’s counterpart of Ganondorf is a a drag queen What did Nintendo mean by this?
>>738020736Take a shower
>>738020148>>738020515they are big sluts
>>738020339how soft are her ears
>>738020841very
>>738020841Almost as soft as Zelda's ass
Bird is best.
>>738020946
>>738020946At what
>>738021291Whoa
sex with fish
is this the furry thread?
I wish my sword would wake up again.
>>738021275At Mario Kart.
>>738021605Erectile dysfunction bro…
>>738021453but anon, your seed cannot take root
>>738015110What's up with the massive surge of Hilda discussion? Feels like there's been an absolute flood for a week or so.I assume a TiqToq eceleb made a video or some shit and now all the zoomies are on a bandwagon, that's what normally explains fads like this.
>>738021786When did she and Roll become friends
>>738022271Why do we need a reason to talk about Lorule's smoking hot ruler?
>>738022271I'm forcing Hilda discussion because I love her
>>738022271>hot female>Zelda is already a popular franchiseAll you need is someone who makes threads or spams her tbqh
>>738023006>>738023148>>738023528Sounds based, I guess I don't have a problem with it.Godspeed.
woAH
>>738023991>panty and stocking >childhood God I'm old
>>738015362Hilda owes Ravio sex
>>738024203Ravio is scared of girls
Who doesn't Hilda owe sex to?
Ilia
>>738024668Hideous
More anons need to know about how hot the women were in Hyrule Warriors.
>>738024668He can have her
>>738015110Your threads haven't improved at all btwI'm lowering your rank on the tier list.
>>738024783post an update
>>738024710Sit on my face
>>738025551which girl
>>738025680Yes
>>738024710I miss Cia.
>>738024668Shad deserves nothing.
>>738026770...but the best Ordon farm girl.
>>738024710More people need to know about "My Fairy."
Can a pirate captain and a hillbilly village boy form an entirely new kingdom?
>>738015110Sex with elf girls
>>738027093Apperantly.
I heard I can post my wife here.
>>738020889>>738020569>>738020339>>738019443Why did they give her the most sensual-sounding voice imaginable
>>738027342Cute couple!
>>738027408Who told you that?
>>738027936Nigga
>>738028171whatever do you mean anon?
I always felt like they were in love even before the manga
>>738028171nintendo is a furry company
why is it there are always 1 or 2 people devoted to completely ruining these threads by obsessing over "____fags" or people that like a character they don't?
>>738028305Gossip Stones
this thread smells like shit
>>738028897okay melonfag I know you just saw cremia
>>738028897>Mineru out of the blue
>>738026905Lol? I have never seen this before
must be the ai slop thread
>>738029721finish your sketch
Can Midna also do sick backflips in her true form?
>>738031083Sure, why not
>>738031083I'd be shocked if she couldn't
Of course they are the same person with the same feisty personality in both forms.
>>738024668ILIA MAKING OUT WITH MALON, IF YOU WOULD.
>>738032162malon should make out with anju onlyc'mon git gud anon
>>738032162*King Bulbin
>>738024710
>>738032952sex on ass
>>738032952>Giving Imp Midna backshots and her helmet's creepy eye stares directly back at me
>>738032623That's who she matches with looks wise
>>738026905When does the fairy shit kick off?I think I cleared the first 1 1/2 adventure maps after finishing the story then kinda backlogging the game.
>>738032220Malon AND Epona
>>738033723Which game has the sexiest fairy?
>>738033723It comes down to when you can grind out the best foods to feed them. I'd say look up a guide as the process is weirdly complex if you want to get the most bang for your buck with them.
>>738033863Yeah will do, the most bangable one of course.
>>738033689K, b, c.
>>738034469King Bokoblin Cock?
>>738028395>"While there is a tragic situation where Link is running through the rain carrying a dying Midna, it also foreshadows the fact that they will grow closer over time." -Toru Minegishi on Midna’s LamentPart of it is due to her being such a central character, but it’s a pairing that you have to do way less work to provide evidence for>>738033723It can get really tedious, but some of the higher tier fairy abilities can do shit like instantly max out your magic or special meters and keep them maxed out for a short period of time. This lets you spam specials, or have instant access to your magic, and in Young Link’s case where he can convert special into magic, just having the special maxed out let’s you convert it to full magic and then spam specials, and then turn into Fierce Diety to kill everything and max out your special again.Also the dark fairies are the cutest
>>738015110Wind Waker, then back to NES, AoL, and ALttP.
>>738027093>Tfw hillbilly who married a brown woman from an islandThanks, Nintendo
What smash attack are you using to finish off poor Zelda?
>>738015110>orenji nude Medli>paywall'ddamn
>>738036060Hug, forehead kiss, and give a potion
>>738036060I don't care about tiers she's my main no matter what
>>738015362I agree.They can go back to classic Zelda, with some new gimmicks and mechanics to boot. I think Ravio can serve as a protagonist that can do things that may seem out of character for Link.
>>738015504what would a courage zelda, power link, and wisom ganon be like
Hilda owes this anon >>738023148 sex
Red eyes are so sexy
>>738034759>ywn be the big spoon for a taller girlFeels bad man
>>738016294
>>738037325Wisdom Ganon would look like this.
WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!!! SHAPE OF IRENE'S BROOM!!!
>>738024710Cia was right before I started loving brown girl sexo. Guess Yoruichi had a delayed effect.
Imagine Hilda's deep sexy sultry voice commanding cunnilingus "Anon, I demand you suck my clit and massage it with your tongue. So say I, Hilda of Lorule."
>>738038105there was no new witch in echoes of wisdom was there? echoes of wisdomseeds of courage??? of powerI have a feeling we're not done with the downfall timeline.
Wish Link would give me his seed of courage...
I'm sorry but eating pussy is gay ass beta boy shit
What the fuck was her problem?
>>738038597>her
>>738038597not taking over the great sea
>>738038573Fellas, is it gay to make your girl feel good?
>>738038597He's short. That's literally his thing
Which Zelda villain is the definition of "what no pussy does to a mfer"?
>>738038105Would you sniff her broom handle?
>>738038148I need a new game where best girl is a Gerudo childhood friend
>>738038597His game was cursed with the Wind Waker art style.
>>738033817Great Fairy has a great ass.
>>738038858Zant and Vaati. Zant didn't get that midna-pussy while Vaati looked up as a small minish one day and looked up the skirt of a lady wearing no underwear and from that day onward minish cloaka didn't do it anymore
>>738038858Groose before his heel-face turn thanks to Granny Impa.
>>738039409She can ride my broom stick
>>738039594And we will never get another Hyrule Warriors like this ever again
>>738038291Corruption of Power
I'll take the fish, please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKL4ALWdMzM
>>738040331something is fishy with this pic.
>>738040331Imagine the footjobs from webbed feet
>>738040331
>>738036443https://files.catbox.moe/nie7y5.png
>>738016686Basado~
>>738040759thanks for the perfect pussy.
>>738040653they jiggle btw
>>738040759Medli is for cute, not for lewd :(
>>738041062Sorry, I like both.. :(
>>738041062This. Fuck that lolicon faggot.
>>738038291Echoes of Wisdom has 0 non-story characters (so like the generic town leaders + Condé). The only distinct character I can remember is Stamp Guy and he doesn't even have a name. That game is so bland, god
>>738015110>>738026143Laying in bed and cuddling Hilda or Cia would definitely fix me. Need to isekai myself out of this shithole reality.
With how they've started exploring playable characters besides Link I'd love for a game where you control (or at least partially control) a cute witch
Zelda girls
>>738041140I'm literally playing the Earth Temple right now and it's making me sad.
Medli wants to have sex
>>738024145>>738023991So how their futa hentai?
>>738042957kill yourself
>>738042971I volunteer to kill myself in their place. Time to be done with all thr bullshit.
>>738028573Really makes you think.
Glad everyone loves my waifu
Why isn't she more popular? I bet she gave lots of boys their first boners.
>>738044687She's still an ugly hag
>>738015110I love Zelda!
>tattooNo, you don't.
>>738045083Hot.
The royal pits
>>738015110They're the same age but Zelda looks 15 and Hilda looks 23
Ganondorf 3inch Dragmire
Lorule has the same look, plants, creatures, music, landmarks, temples, and monsters but it's not the dark world
>>738045610Yeah its kind of a plot hole. Just don't think about it
>>738015110Why is the top part of girls arms so much lewder than the bottom?
>>738046347Close proximity to armpits
Would you?They are a package deal.
>>738046643I'm bi so sure, they're both very attractive
>>738046695even if link has to peg you?
The funny thing is that Hilda is actually innocent and wants a man who will hold her, kiss her, say he loves her, and make passionate vanilla love to her. She gives blowjobs with incredible effort and despite being a royal loves being put in her place and being subservient to her man and being rewarded for being a good princess. Zelda on the other hand wants a man servant sex slave she can dominate, peg, spit on, bite, and tie down and use as a human dildo when she desires. Sometimes she 'forgets' to untie her lover because she loves coming in from a tough day of princessing and watching him be helpless as she slowly gets naked and fondles herself in front of him knowing he can't touch his cock and depends completely on her to decide if he'll get to cum that night. She's truly a monster.
>>738046783schizo post
>>738046714He's cute and feminine enough so its not gay
This thread reeks of Lorule propaganda.
>>738046783based post
If you're a Link who didn't fuck the princess you're a failure
looks like bro got bullied back into his general this time or jerking off on pixiv
Who is getting the best butt?
>>738047042Who are you talking about?
>>738047075Should be Bowser under Peach and Ganondorf under Zelda
What if Link had a gun
>>738047839What kind of gun would he have
>>738047839Unironically the direction we're headed in
>>738048118Like this
>>738047839CrossbowI wish technology in Zelda didn't get so modern and close to real life
>>738047129This but Bowser instead of Peach and Ganon instead of Zelda
>>738044687People of high culture are frequently overlooked
>>738040331>waits patiently for seven years after her man disappeared>then can't even be with himMost tragic story ever told
I mean I'd have let Hyrule die for Lorule if it made Hilda smile
>>738049086He was never 'her man'
>>738049086cause she is dead
>princess, please sit normally
>>738049128Why are men like this? Accepts a wedding stone like it's nothing then nah bro it was nothing serious aha, runs off to fuck the farm girl...
>>738049250Ew
>>738049321You mean marry, impregnate, and live a beautiful life with the farm girl
The zora princesses' lust for hylian men has caused their race much embarrassment over the years
what type of mipha is best?the kind and sweet girl who wants to hold handsor the giga stacy turbo slut?
>>738049587The dead one
Is Hilda a Hylian or a Lorian
>>738049321>>738049537He got them both pregnant
>>738015110I'm trying to hold off playing Oracles in the hope that a remake is right around the corner.
>>738049771Romani and Cremia?
>>738049546>it's not a phase dad we'll find a way to make it work with the eggs
You should play her game legally and not on PC
>>738049964Why does she need a bikini?
>>738049695We have the tech to resurrect her. We can make her stronger, faster, better.
>>738050017She doesn't, she's spent too much time around the Hylians
>>738050064She should release those fish tits
>>738050017Kek it does look like it's just a Hylian woman wearing a Zora cosplay.
>>738049964I actually want to fuck her here
>>738049840Yes
YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEEBEING A PRINCESS IS ALRIGHT WITH ME
>>738050294Zelda in the streetsTetra in the sheets
>>738049840I would suck those all day
NEED
>>738050531Beautiful milk chocolate skin
Was Yuga a tranny?
>>738050952no?
>>738050952I think that was Miyamoto's intention yeah
>>738039770if only big wig developers like him weren't terribly autistic.
Lana and Cia can share my cock
Post Zelda girls with eyebags
>>738051415...wut
>>738051415I guess Ashei counts??
>>738051791wasted character
>>738045083i see it
>>738050531Love this artist.
>>738047129Fuck off Indian
I remember learning that Luda from twilight princess was a girl when I was replaying it a few years ago since I haven't played it since I was a kid.And at the time I was just like "huh, weird, I'm surprised I never realized it before" but now I was playing it again recently and I also just realized that she's actually wearing a skirt and now that I look at her properly she has a pretty snazzy little fit on her.She's got that cool pencil denim skirt, the big ol' boots that leave a nice little bit of zettai ryouiki, and a cool mantle too.It's nice.So anyway now that I've finally taken a proper look at her I think she's kinda cute, I liked the scene of her taking care of that one other kid who gets hurt in the village and how she's shy around Link.So I'd like to request some art with her if anyone is willing.
>>738047839How does Link carry all that stuff?
>>738054447The gun? In a holster. If he can carry 20 giant swords he can carry a gun or two
>>738047839Most Links don't need it after they have Light/Bomb arrows. BotW specifically wouldn't think about it when he has ancient arrows
>>738054447Everything is in his hat
>>738055360either that or it's toon force.
>>738055449They're hiding something behind their backs>Link and Tetra whip out their wedding rings to surprise Grandma>She almost dies of a heart attack right there
Which Links would give his wife a foot massage
>>738055984All of them do. The puzzle jingle plays when they're relieved
>>738048118I imagine a revolver. Very simple but very effective. Easy to maintain on long journeys too
>>738055793Imagine the Genuine love and affection.
>>738055984they call him linky rocky horror
>>738055793Grandma would probably be sad that Link married a pirate instead of Sue-Belle
>>738056269Imagine Grandma embarrassing them.>"Goodness, I guess my boy is quite the swordsman after all!"
>>738056430Setting him up with a grown woman would be wild. Maybe Tetra will let her have a turn occasionally. Like Medli.
>>738056568Granny was an /ss/ freak in her hayday
>>738056568Who else is Sue-Belle gonna marry? The snot nose kid? I feel like Outset is the kind of village where the moment the boy turns 16 he gets married off to the woman closest in age
>The only teenage_girl_and_younger_boy couples are Anju/Kafei and Cremia/Link
>>738056658It's how she met his grandfather>>738056710And Ravio / Hilda in my headcanon
>>738056710Kafei is technically not a kid either, technically.>>738056831speaking of head cannons, kafei seems like he's majora's mask worlds link.
>>738056893>speaking of head cannons, kafei seems like he's majora's mask worlds link.Kafei, alongside Tingle, definitely is a parallel to Link (adult trapped in child body/adult who refuses to grow up)
objectively, who got cursed the worst in Zelda?>get turned into an imp>get turned into a gold statue>get turned into a kid>get cursed to wear a ugly bodysuit>get cursed to be fat (happened twice)>get turned into a monster>get trapped in the void
>>738057457>get turned into an impnot such a bad time>get turned into a gold statuethis one sucks but you're not aware or suffering>get turned into a kidthis is a blessing not a curse>get cursed to wear a ugly bodysuitthis one if pretty bad>get cursed to be fat (happened twice)this however is the actual most horrible curse>get trapped in the voidcomfy
>>738057559oh I forgot a few>get cursed into a spider monster (twice)>cursed with undeath (ikana ghosts and the transformation mask souls)>become a ghost (several)>become a stal child>get turned into a dragon and lose your sense of self>get turned into stone>get turned into a hat>get mind fucked by "ghosts">get turned into a ballthere's probably more...
>>738057559>this one if pretty bad>forgot cursed into a monsterDrunk-anon...
>>738017820Hylia doesn't care about the personal relationships of her pawns. Worst case scenario, your bastard child will still resemble Link because he's going to be involved in another of Ganon's wild rides when he grows older.
As much as I'd love to have a malon thread keep going, it's best not to enable this sort of behavior so no bump from me, let it drift into the night. We'll encounter each other again soon enough. Happy trails to all my redheaded farm girl-loving anons.
>>738052620Yum
>>738060787fuck you melonfag
>>738056430Grandma would never let her little boy marry a brownoid
>>738062298Too late. His holy hylian seed has already taken root in her.
https://files.catbox.moe/qw4t84.png
>>738064785Irresistible to women
>>738065037that's, uh, one way of doing it
>>738065182It's pure harmony if you're willing to wheelscroll.
>>738065182Also, all of those tags appear as prompt chunks on my end. Making it really quick to drag them, and adjust them on the weight ladder as needed.
>>738051791>>738051962Why wasn't she in Hyrule Warriors?
do you feel the 0.20 difference between ARTIST: kamitani george and ARTIST: nishimura kino makes a quantifiable difference to the output, or is this just picrel
https://files.catbox.moe/e31m8m.jpg
>>738065490the real question is why didn't we get a real hyrule warriors 2 that wasn't sucking off BOTW?
>>738065596>.jpgcoward
>>738065598I think it was in development before TotK came out. Before Era of the Wild Hyrule fatigue set in, and before people were just done with the Zonai stuff. Nintendo knows they have milked that version of Hyrule too much.I actually think we might get an Ocarina of Time focused Hyrule Warriors if the remake turns out to be real.
>>738066582Personally I prefer what the first game did with a bunch of shit from all over the series to these single entry-focused warrior games. Make it a love letter to the whole franchise again.
>>738065741It's not AI, the artist is magdaleno0
>>738065598MONEY
>>738066805heh. thank you
How will you react if the ocarina of time remake has the cel shaded breath of the wild art style?
>>738066992By buying it
>>738066992I don't think it will because the core Zelda isn't making it, an external studio is.
>>738067374It's not even real
>>738067405Brother we have a Zelda movie coming, Nintendo is cooking for the franchise anniversary.
>>738067405It is now, they have no choice but to make it
A link to the past 3d remake would cook and they could use the SSBU Zelda model for the princess
>>738067546I'm glad at the very least Link and Zelda look something like they should. Still wish they did a cartoon film that looked like NES or ALttP
pick one
>>738067965Huh? I can have all four you say? Why thank you.
>>738067965Malon > Zelda > Saria > dying alone > Ruto
>>738067965Nabooru
>>738067965>Unapproved in three days (over 4 years ago)huh
>that fucking schnoz
>>738068103Danbooru has an approval queue system where a certain number of mods have to approve an image for quality/standards within 3 days of its posting before it can show up in search results. Even if a post doesn't get approved, it usually doesn't get fully deleted and you can search unapproved posts using the status:deleted tag. A lot of posts don't get approved simply because not mods people bothered to look at it.
>>738068103how do you know this
>>738068315Honestly gelbooru > danbooruDanbooru is supposed to be more "refined" but there's so much good shit that gets filtered out in danbooru
>>738068348it doesn't get filtered if you pay for a gold account
>>738068328reverse image search, silly>>738068315the more you know. thanks, knower>>738068348>gelbooru > danbooruI disagree. This is because of DB's spergs who link parent+sibling images, and because when images are downloaded from DB they retain tags in the filename.
>>738068252Big noses are hot. Just look at Cleopatra from Asterix. The old one, not the new abomination with a caved-in face.
>>738068461>gold accounthow much
>>738067965Cucco Lady
>>738068590https://danbooru.donmai.us/upgrade$20
>>738067965Where's Impa?
>>738068682I willl buy this for the love of Zelda girls. Please tell me there are a lot of hidden artwork there
>>738068252You'd hit it and you know it
>>738069062i mean if you search a tag and scroll down the page it tells you how many images are hidden on the page
>>738069116why do they hide things? Are they stuff that didn't get approved or is it random or something?
>>738069305both i thinksome are stuff that didn't get approved, some are randomidk
>>738069305It's not random. It's either unapproved/deleted or lolisho, the latter is only viewable with a paid account.
>>738069371Is there a lot of loli stuff?
>>738069371>>738069394thanks so the main stuff I am looking for are pictures from old twitter accounts that have now been deleted... It seems once an artist deletes a twitter account (or more often twitter bans them unfairly), all their art is gone forever. sometimes I'm realy lucky finding something through web archive but 99% of the time the art is gone forever. There's a gold mine of cool zelda art I wishe I saved from dead accounts 6-7 years ago.
>>738069394>>738069371Wait it looks like you can just view deleted pictures by hitting this? So the only point of gold account is to view loli?
>>738069668wtf why is there a shit ton of good art that is deleted. some of it was reviewed by multiple people and still got deleted are the mods retards
>>738069668if you search something scroll down and at the bottom it says"this page has X amount of posts that can only be viewed with gold account"if it has any hidden posts
>>738069729jannies? retarded??
>>738069858A catbox link, if you please?
>>738069774LINK NO THERE'S A GODDESS IN THAT BODY THIS IS BLASPHEMY
>>738070356She's an avatar so it's fine.
pinciss zendler boobys !!!
>>738070356>Pinning a literal goddess down and seeding her until she's completely satisfiedBased on Miyamoto's childhood btw
>>738070590>me way back when i was 8 and first has access to ask jeeves
>>738070547Zelda: The Last Cock BenderSorry, I'll leave the thread now.
>>738067965Ruto
Nerd Medli needed
Imagine what ganon and 3 bokoblins would do to zelda
>>738071092I need Smug Pepe Zelda and Link pulling a lever and dropping Crying Wojak Ganon into the sacred realm for another ten thousand years
>>738070754Lmao
>>738051791Damn right
>>738069668That button just adds the status:deleted tag to your search, but yes.
>>738071274God damn she looks like that?
Clearly the best girl
Hilda deserves a tall, fit, brave, handsome, loving husband with a huge cock.
What is Zelda's face conveying here?
>>738071743she needs to sneeze but its not quite hitting the threshold needed to sneeze
>>738071557>muslims>they live in hellwhat did Flagship mean by this?
>>738071743Link is hugging her too tightly
>>738071558
>>738072087Literally not one of those things
>>738072257But enough about you, let's discuss Ravio.
>>738071274>>738071363She was giving Link bedroom eyes in the manga.
>>738072569>"I mean...I can't NOT fuck him."
Fairy sex(not with Navi, she's just a dot of light)
>>738072569Can a knife-eared man and a round-eared woman be in a relationship?
>>738073140Their babies will be goblin eared freaks
>>738073071Are you so sure?
>>738073524>m
>>738073581Yes I'm not poor and have a smartphone
>>738073469So just a normal Hylian?
>>738072696>>738073140She is the type of girl that would leg lock you if you try to pull out and whisper into your ear:>"Nine kids, minimum"
I... I like the Clock Town mayor office receptionist...
kissing swords
>>738074174Why is that child at the bar
>>738074174who dat girl in the background
Why do white men love Hilda so much
>>738074593my wife
>>738074637oh, Romani? you lucky duck
>>738074664She wants to fuck so bad
Children don't have sex
>>738045083If BLACKEDfags ever wonder why people tell them everywhere they go to kill themselves, this is why.
>>738074993Putting her big twins around my cock
>sees Zelda >starts thinking about black dicks for some reason That's a you problem, bucko
>>738074787Step away from the child.
Cremia is underage too
>>738075004>>738075083The only wining move is to not engage, starve them of attention and they eventually get bored and go elsewhere to get their dopamine rush.
>>738075130Still older than Link.
Hilda is my queen
>>738075397Hilda is my wife
>>738067965Casual sex? Malon because she's the prettiest (I think Ruto is pretty hot too and probably very wet and slippery but her head might be a turnoff). Marriage? Zelda, just so I'm set for life. I'd rather work in politics than do farmwork
>>738068252>that one fanfic where Nabooru eats links ass and pegs him with her nose
Do you think Hilda's pussy is purple too?
>>738076493Would you mind sharing with the class?
>>738076284Colin's wife is cute.
>>738076680no but id bet Midna's is.
>>738076680Sadly Hilda shaves because she's compensating for her lack of leadership over the kingdom by exerting control over the only thing she can
>>738076787I meant is the inside of her pussy purple
>>738076925Oh. No. Why would it. Pussies are the color of your lips, not your hair??
>>738015110When the fuck are we getting TP on switch 2? Whats the damn holdup
>>738077060That pussy better stank or I don't want it.
>>738077126sequel when
>>738077126It's not botw so never
>>738077126I'll tell you something crazy, Nintendo will have games ready to go and will just sit on them for a while until they need something to fill a dry period.
>sucks like a fucking champ>a hundred kids so you know she's fertile >tentacle jobs
>>738077440>Hyrule has a endless supply of bitches and this nigga wants to fuck an octopus
