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Festival is up, let see some lobbies /v/. Also free on Steam for the weekend hell yeah.
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I will now buy your game
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holy fuck we got the x5 despite everything
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>forget to change my gadgets
>we still win
Eat shit ttvtroons
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>x5 when the faggot streamers team is in
I told you. Fuck Sega.
At least we managed to win.
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x5 obtained by SUPERIOR VIOLENCE
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how come my fucking homing buzzsaw item only seems to miss when it's a shoot out
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5193-6108

we're back to 2/4 ... where's everyone?
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I played like shit yesterday so I'm just gonna get my 1k points and dip any lobbies?
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>replace qr with slots and dark chao
Let's hope this doesn't bite my ass later.
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>>738021256
Lobby just exploded. New ID: 96822132
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mega bro where is everyone?
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>>738021492
that's a gwood qweshon
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>the squad disbanded
>I'm the host
???
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>>738021492
I can't tell if the lobby's dead or if my game just can't see it but I've been trying to rejoin
>>738021547
ded it is
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>>738021547
Tonight is cursed. I haven't played a single full lobby so far
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>>738021547
That was weird. Anyway
34239715
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>lobby disbands after race
This game is being held together by a dream, some paper clips, and the sheer will of it's developers.
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>>738021621
It's cause we beat the ttvs on an x5. Non-kosher behavior
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>silver surfing
>during shoot out
Is these niggas serious?
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>top 10 titles
This is going to be fun.
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Do you guys think that there will be another year of free DLC characters or is Sega really almost done releasing content? If I’m remembering right, there are only 3 more free characters left not counting Arle.
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I came last but I hit hard
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>>738021376
3/4
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>bot wins
Hhahahahahhaa you can't make this shit up.
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>>738021868
Probably done
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>bot got 1st and carried us
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>>738021868
I'm starting to have doubts but hopefully it's just fear taking over
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>Blaze attempts to farm 4 hits off me
>successfully defend against every one
>proceed to shove 3 rockets up her ass
You my bitch.
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not a single knuckles pirate was the battle pass that bad?
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>>738021868
It depends on some different factors
>sales
>if SEGA is already happy with the sales as is and want to support it more
We're either getting 9 more characters (counting the last two packs of the season pass in that) or 10 more (I feel like they may do another pair of Sonic characters. All we have to go off of are datamines for the time being
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>>738021621
3/4
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>>738022048
I wasn't about to shell out even more for a game I didn't expect to play this much.
And I'm not enthused about most of the dlc choices anyways, so...
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>>738022024
>>738022031
>>738022116
What about festivals? Do you think Sega will rerun festivals or will that also come to an end?
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damn it I crashed
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>>738022149
if it's anything like Splatoon's splatfests, probably
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How does this compare to sonic and all stars racing transformed? Any good if I don't give a shit about online multiplayer?
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>>738022048
Sonic Prime is complete dogshit, I'm not about to acknowledge it by picking Pirate Knuckles
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New Speak DLC update released
Now includes:
Werehog
Steve
Alex
Creeper
Pac-Man
Blinky
Pinky
Inky
Clyde
Captain Majima

Coming soon:
Red
Arle

Preview:
https://youtu.be/acY0lgw8T2E

Link to the mod:
https://gamebanana.com/sounds/86904
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I choke on that damn snake bridge at the worst of times.
thx for carry :')
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damn host crashed too
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>communication error
ok I'll try again tomorrow. sorry vros
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>no boost but take the kronos island shortcut anyway
>suddenly team boost
>shit blast me through the shortcut and manage to hit 1st with my tornado
>take 1st
WE'RE SONIC HEROES
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any spaces left in the other lobby
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>>738022379
>com error
More like Sonic zeroes...
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>>738022321
I do like Sonic Prime. Only wish it wasn't so rushed at the end, and that we got a couple of different characters from that instead of Dread. I do like Rusty and Nine so they're good.
>lobby exploded
Guess I'll ride this one alone.
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>>738022305
It's not as skill based and it does play slightly different (and the alternate vehicle modes have also been changed heavily) but it's still fun
>>738022149
If not I can see them doing a patch to add all the decals to the game later but you can buy them with tickets. Since they did it with the gadgets
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>>738022482
I sent an invite. Me and Megabro will do a race before posting the code.
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It appears other tanglebro got abandoned into a race
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>>738020748
>Also free on Steam for the weekend hell yeah.
Nice. I'll give it a try.
How active is the game outside of the free weekend? I might buy it if I like it.
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lobby doko?
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>>738022620
It has crossplay so even when the Steam numbers are down you can still find games and some people playing
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>>738022620
I only play on the weekends and I always find a lobby fast enough.
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>>738022597
Thanks, bro. Waiting.
Did my best this race but the other person in the party fucked off before starting and I was left alone with 3 bots. Couldn't carry them.
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>forgot to change my gadgets
It is what it is.
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Created a new lobby for those waiting to get in the other
7319-7540
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>>738022773
We failed too, no worry. Missed nothing
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>>738022627
97445035 3/4
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>>738020748
& why is it MlCKEY's
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>>738022918
Not trying to hijack this thread but why does the online mode in MKW feel so underwhelming compared to SANIC RCW? It even had a recent "event" going on that no one bothered about.
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>that was a x5 race
Good thing I wasn't dragging my feet.
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I'm so glad I didn't sell that x5. Fucked up and then got a damn red glove in 10th
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I hope we get a stage with water otherwise my air tricks are wasted
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>>738023204
Would convert this gay lemur to heterosexuality
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>>738023281
Good thing we ended up going to Pirate Storm that race, huh?
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>>738022868
3/4
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>>738023310
She's not gay. Why people keep pretending being good friends with someone your own gender means homosexuality. Didn't you ever had friends growing up? Were you sexually attracted to all of them just for spending time together? If yes, you're fucking gay, and not the normal gay, the faggot gay.
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Did my best to run interference by slicering other players as they were jumping.
Sadly didn't get my target before the huge jump but we got enough at least
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>>738023556
yeah really has good control on water + sped air tricks
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>>738023310
I'm not one for sexuality policing because that shit is cringe as fuck but she's more bi than straight up gay. You'd have a hard time convincing me she wouldn't bend over backwards if Sonic wanted to fuck.
Also all female Sonic characters are for human men. This is the law.
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Did we all have a shield ready for that ghost? Bless that super item placement.
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>5X points
We did it veddit
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someone should mod tangle with her japanese voice
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Gotta go for a while after this race to acquire nourishment.
Might be back in 30 mmins/an hour, though lobby will probably be full by then
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>>738023992
and a great way to end it. GGs!
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got all my rewards thanks Tangle & Rock Man!
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>>738024215
>>738024243
GGs, Megabros.
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>fail the shortcut
>team boost drags my ass back into the race
Close. GGs Megabro and Protobro.
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>3rd slot ghost
>spend the entire race smiling
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Be honest guy, do you actually like the festival events?
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1000 points got, ggs everyone.
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>>738022898
2/4
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>>738024498
Yes. Beside single player content, these are the only things making me go online. WM is too sweaty for my tastes.
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>>738024498
Its a good time playing with /v/ like any other game but my ass wouldn't bother sticking to racing with randos. I would've just got my 1000 points and dipped if that were the case.
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Convince me to buy your game
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Mother of recoveries. That was hard.
>lose
Well shit.
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>suddenly flipped in the opposite direction during cool edge
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>>738024498
Yes. Most of the objectives are fun and either add team dynamics or change how tracks are approached, and the game's chaos is much more palatable with a team.
It's only fun with premades though, since most randoms are allergic to playing objectives.
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>>738024758
Game fun. Boom, you're convinced.
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I can't snake drift. This game is too hard
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>>738024758
You like Sonic? That's a buy.
You don't like Sonic? That's a buy just have to learn about and love them by playing.
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>controller decides it doesn't want to sync up to my bluetooth module for a second
>i eat shit for the rest of lap 1 and the entirety of lap 2
A price to pay for experiencing Crossworlds modding. Hoping they add cross saves, don't want to lose all my progress from the PS5 version if I switch to PC.
>>738024758
It's free on Steam for the weekend. Being able to play the full game for a limited time is probably the best way to convince yourself.
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Hope he enjoyed that glove.
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>x5
>host disconnected
are you fucking kidding me
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>x5 match
>host communication lost
FUCK YOU
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>race start
>dark chao hits
>host dc
I guess someone got mad about that.
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Unrelated to crossworlds but related to sanic
New sonic adventure concept art revealed

https://xcancel.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/2050289648648495105?s=20
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>>738024498
yes but they need to bring in the mirror tracks and 6v6 modes
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>>738025862
>>738025883
>>738025885
Well that fucking blew. Sent the invites and here's the code 71735101
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>>738025945
Now to you say that. Didn't we had some 6v6 in the ONT? I think we had that. Weird we don't have those during these festivals now.
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>>738025917
Soul...
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>game throwing everything and the kitchen sink at me during lap 3
Fucking chill.
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>have enough space to take the shortcut
>bump teammate by mistake
>see both of us missing it
>that very move fucked the rest of the race for me
Yeah, I knew I was fucked the moment I missed that shortcut.
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Even though we won that I'm still seething about that x5 match error. Why even seethe over the dark chao? Nigga the race just started.
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I finally unlocked technical drift, now how do I use it?
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>>738026059
Anne Boonchuy in Disney Speedstorm when?
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>beaten on one of my favorite tracks
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I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter.
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If you play Majima and you don't spam Bye in lobbies what the hell are you doing.
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>>738026405
For tap boosting, just start a drift then let go of the stick and it's barely different from driving straight.
For turns, get used to turning early and letting off the gas.
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>see a ghost
>start sweating
>realize its ours
Spooked my ass good.
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>get sawed at the finish line
>fucker trying to overtake me with a laser
>still manage to get my 4th
Get fucked assholes.
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Any open lobbies?
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>>738026756
>and it's barely different from driving straight.
Then, is playing handling/boost the hard mode when you can just go hunga bunga with speed/power ?
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>>738026876
a textbook robbery
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>>738026942
Speed cars (and accel cars) are bait, they don't have any positive attributes whatsoever. Handling car is the easy choice for tech drift because of the innate increased drift speed and drift boost speed.
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>>738026862
I always panic and check my team's color but sometimes my brain isn't fast enough
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That's the 2nd time I've gotten a dark chao from an item box while frontrunning. I love it.
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>>738027043
Can't rob what was yours to begin with.
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>>738026669
Counterpoint: You're using the Speak DLC mod and he actually speaks.
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>>738026942
Kind of the opposite, but also stats are misleading since most do very little and there are unmentioned innate bonuses to vehicles. Boost/Handling are the picks for drifting, Power for ring boost slipstream stacking, Speed/Accel don't have selling points and are purely if you like the designs.
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Open Lobby?
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>both enemy Tangle trying to drag me down
BACK YOU SAVAGES
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>>738026910
>>738027464
You guys might wanna get another lobby going. There is one spot here though >>738025991
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>>738027361
You can definitely feel the difference between 50 and 70 boost. Same for handling. But yeah all the other stats are whatever.
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Ya know this festival feels a lot fuller than usual. How can I tell?
Only ran into Mittens once.
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>>738027361
the power stat actually does very little for slipstreaming other than barging through the other end, most of the benefits are tied to the car class itself (which is very stupid)
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>>738028067
I probably worded the post poorly, but that's what I meant. Power cars for ring boost slipstreaming, Handling cars (faster drift speed, raw handling stat) or Boost boards (raw boost stat) for drifting, no innate perks or stat merits on Speed cars or Accel cars.
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>>738028021
DON'T CALL HIM FUCK.
>win by 1 trick
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>>738028209
Don't accel cars have the traction gadget built in?
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>>738028232
Don't worry bro, it's /our/ hour now!
Nothing will stop us!
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>timed out going back to lobby
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>do my obligatory minimum 30pts
>matched with a shadow driving backwards to stay behind me
>my own team of randoms is actually playing the game
>33pts for 2nd
i'm never going to get an accurate festival headcount again
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>>738028540
>>738028584
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>receive invite
>lobby host comm error
What the fuck Sega.
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Fucking lobby
57469003
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>>738028705
a fucking lobby, eh?
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>x6
>truck fucks my shit at the end
Thanks for the carry team. And fuck that mother trucker.
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I had 17,000 tickets between this festival and the last one and fed them all to Robotnik because I already have most of the AI racers unlocked.
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>>738028775
We certainly fucked up that team and won the x6.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AW7xQ_Dxjk
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>boost ends right before leaving the grass
At least I managed to hit that fucker with my green glove.
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I need to remove Wave Ocean from the jukebox. My ass spent lap 1 chilling not giving 2 shits about the race.
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Don't know how that fucker slipped past me, I was going full speed and with a boost.
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I thought we had that one for sure!
Even if that Majima fucker didn't steal 1st we still managed to lose objective despite it all ;_;
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Sniped that Whisper with the glove at the end. Fucking nice.
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I was expecting a timmy race and got absolutely raped all race, wow
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>1 hour wait to go back to lobby
>1 hour wait to get a match
>dc
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We're Sonic Racing all evening
62504602
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GGs Amy if you meant to leave there (probably not?)
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>>738030139
I didn't. You sent the invite and I got DCed before I could even join.
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Reset game to escape lobby. Mind sending another invite?
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>>738030078
>instant dc
Sent new invites. This fucking games servers.
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How many fair play points do you need to lose before getting temp-banned? Lost 5 for ditching there
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>>738030327
I honestly have no idea.
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>>738030327
Also, sorry for ditching Tanglebro. I was hoping that if I left right away you would too, but that was presumptuous and now your race is even worse...
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>>738030273
>start racing
>notice a few of my teammates are not the usual ones
>"what the fuck happened?"
>2 bots
>blazebro isn't my blazebro
>end up losing the race AND objective
Fuck the servers.
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>>738030273
Code 12778304
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Crushed the ttv even with a bot handicap
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>purple bridge
>monster truck in hand
>waiting for their team boost to end
Now that was satisfying.
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I really like Blaze's japanese voice. Reminds me of Rukia.
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>>738030865
Her chest size certainly reminds me of Rukia.
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2146-7291
1/4
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Just one too many instances of opposing team going invincible right as I was about to hit them there...nuts
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>>738030909
The perfect chest size.
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ProtoCHAD saved that race hard I gotta save more images of him
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>1st
>going through ocean view's shortcut
>mother fucking truck hits me
>puts me against the wall
>can't get out for a few seconds
Fuck this fucking item. Doesn't work on your hands, and in your opponent's it goes super fast and endures longer than the fucking day even on first places.
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>no items frenzy
>idea!
>throw myself at an enemy
>item mercy gives me an item
Found my work around.
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Saw a Shadow at the start of that race trying to hit the brakes harder than me.
Unallowed, I am the one and only slowest racer
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>Tfw you and your friend show newbies the game just to get against a premade of 4 retards with drifts and UC to run first 4 places in shoot out
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Seeing this shit makes me think why do I bother playing the objective and trying to have fun when they just frontrun by fucking miles.
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>they manage to bring me down at the end
>team comes to the rescue
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>got monster truck
>"I should try to catch up the crowd just for a moment to use this!
>point blank glove from behind
>repeat 3 times in one race.
Thanks for x6 carry lol
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>X6 win
Good job lads.
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>Vengeance is Mine playing during the final lap of Chao Park
Holy mother of cool that felt FANTASTIC
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>>738031072
2/4
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>tricks
Fuck my plate.
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That wasn't fucking air trick. That was shoot-out holy fuck. I was literally getting sniped there. I wonder if some of those people really did it on purpose.
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Easy ass 1st
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ball clenching races here cause of my mishaps
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>make one mistake during the flying section
>everyone cuts past me
>never recover
Oi...
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>shoved out of blue item box path
>items sniped
>bomb
....jerls
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Is online locked for free niggers? It's greyed out for me
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>>738032938
At least you weren't on 1st right before the finish line only to be taken down by a point blank glove to the ass.
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FUCK OFF.
Why do other people get to go 2000km in their trucks but every MOTHERFUCKING time I use one I just get pushed into a wall by some invincible CUNT!?
Happy thoughts
Happy thoughts
FUCK YOU
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>see knuckles on 1st with red glove on hand
>gamble it and fuck him with my tornado to bring him down enough for more people to get past him
>a few seconds later I get hit by the red glove
>fucking 11th because team boost activates and somehow lost my ability to drift at the last curve
Fucking Knuckles. I deserved that glove, but fucking Knuckles.
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>barely survive a slicer thanks to the team boost
>coming up to the finish line
>some fuckhead trying to take 1st from me
>realize I have a red rocket
>snipe his shit and secure victory
Hope he learned a valuable lesson, never cross the rabbit.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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MOTHER FUCKING EGGPAWN SHITTING MY FACE AT THE FINISH LINE WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO GET OUT OF THE WAY.
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>that bomb
I wish the absolute fucking worst on the grey team. That entire fucking race those cock suckers were nothing but a nuisance. But yeah, let the fucking yellow team win uncontested. Haha FUCK YOU
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Air tricks just became a warzone segment.
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I need an in game button to at least somewhat express my current rage NOW
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Play The Karters 2
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Marginally better but not enough. Fuck jumping we bump now
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>win by a landslide
That's the bunny way.
>>738033594
This game is missing at least 2 emotes.
RAGE!
And one for "wait".
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>2 dropped
Well this about to be painful. Time to use the ol' main.
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>Communication error
Fuck.
>Can't rejoin
Goddammit Sega.
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>>738033004
Shouldn't be, may need more single player stuff done first?
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When I get utterly destroyed I honk the Mega Man horn and it gives me a pained laugh
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>>738034014
I think the lobby exploded? Can't rejoin either
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>>738033004
I think you're forced to do one grand prix as a tutorial before other things unlock
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>change my plate for tap
>forgot about tap during the race
Yay me.
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>the squad disbanded
>I'm the host
>again
Holy mother of online jank. Sending the invites.
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>>738034023
>>738034103
Yeah I had to complete a Grand Prix
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>>738034198
Invites sent. Code 51894619
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>>738034198
Oh and good job last race Creambro. Crossed the finish line together and carried the bots.
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I think my head's cooled a little after that enforced break if nothing else
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>reach D- rank
>Next game someone is legend tier
....
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>>738034304
>>
>heh, we got tha-
>out tapped
You're shitting me right now
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>low position
>double item capsule
>glove and spike ball
Thanks for nothing you fucking piece of shit game.
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>>738034557
somehow getting outtapped by the third place team who stood no chance of winning feels more insulting than the guys who placed better getting it
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Eggpawn just looks goofy on a board, it's great
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>2 taps
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lol lingering headache from that rageout earlier
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>>738034330
And they will call you noob while frontrunning like retard 5km with drift builds

Sometimes I want this game to die like CTR
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exhibit #45 on how I can't wonder museum
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>truck overtakes me
>can't catch up
>won't end
Fuck this item.
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>>738034847
He has some of my favorite animations. Dude is having the time of his life.
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>x6
>against these fuckers again
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>somehow got stuck against the wall while using truck
FUCK THIS ITEM.
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88065220

2/4
I have a newbie friend, so we have a dead weight. If anyone is interested or a newbie, come join
(So I could cry from more 11 and 12th places never tapping each other)
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>>738035238
Healing victory
>>738035389
Seriously
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GGs everyone, will be my last for now. Good luck with your races.
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Shit Out time
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>>738035451
GGs nihongobro.
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>coming up to the finish line in 1st
>decide to peek behind me
>Sage in a monster approaching like pic
CHILL
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GGs Proto
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>>738035451
GGs Protobro

>>738034251
3/4
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PEW PEW PEW
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>activate trucks
>gets me fucking nowhere
>ends after 2 seconds even though I'm almost last
Did I already expressed how much I hate this shitty item?
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>forgot to change my gadgets
Have fun carrying me if I don't come in 1st
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1 hit. All the race. 1 hit.
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>we sweep
>both teams tie for the objective
>we still win
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>all of us top 4
Based
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I'll give myself that one for the team boost last minute, even if the other teams out violenced us somehow
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Any lobbies with spots available for the festival?
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>>738035405
still 2/4
Still with newbie
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>8th
>last item
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>void
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WEAPONS YOU SACK OF SHIT GAME.
Still won thanks to violence at least. But NOT VIOLENT ENOUGH FOR MY LIKING
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Man the fuck with this objective. I swear I hit a lot more people during the race only for the final result be 1 or 2.
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>got last
>first anyway for the bonus
th-thanks guys
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Hey we noticed you're playing Shoot-Out and are in 12th place.
A shield and boost for these troubling times?
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>>738020748
>free on steam
alright. ill see what this shit is about. you shills better be right
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I don't know enough about the shootout item pool. Does the giant glove gadget give you endless giant triple gloves?
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MIKU
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>>738036452
>Catposter
Guaranteed shitter
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>that other Wave dropping all the way down to 12th
Holy fucking ouch.
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WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BROS
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>>738036467
Good question cause they're easily the best pull here
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>manage to get through the shortcut in the middle of all that bumping and item chaos
>can't do that shit while going alone in a straight line without falling like a dumbass
I'll take this win as the BIG WIN. They were raping me back there.
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>>738036452
Be prepared to wonder why they thought a free weekend was a good idea when you need to do like 40 races to be considered ready for online.
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>finally switched to Cream
I take it that means you're getting serious?
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>>738036739
>40 races to be considered ready for online.
not as much for festival...
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>>738036715
I'm not surprised we lost objective cause a good half my gloves got eaten by sudden invincibility
>>738036751
I always (try) to be serious, just saw an all girl team and went with the theme. Megachud's been working well too methinks
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My game crushed mid-game lol.
I will reinvite you Matsu-bro
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AIR TRICK
Don't forget to swap for AIR TRICKS!
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>>738036739
>40 races
this is an exaggeration
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>>738037002
what's the trick + ring gadget again
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>>738036915
What are the rental plates this festival?
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>still missing 1 friend for the decals
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any new lobbies?
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>>738037020
Boost Character Kit
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FORGOT TO CHANGE PLATES
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>>738036982
41249965
3/4
One newbie
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I wonder what the conversion rates are for this vs the demo. maybe a bit higher with the "group of friends" buff
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if this game was $20 it would have 100k players
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FUCKING TRUCK FAILED ME RIGHT AT THE DIRT.
I fucking hate this item so much man.
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>weights during the final stretch
BITCH ASS FAGGOT ASS PUSSY MADE FUCK
>lost by 1 point
FUCK YOU
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>>738037002
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Sorry team, this loss was on me. I didn't notice the objective change. Will make up for it getting 1st the next 5 races.
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>>738037097
>checking every ones plate before the race
>see you're not changing
>let out a deep sigh
They really should make a chat icon for letting your teammates know to change.
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>>738020748
Can i play as Migu on Free Weekend ?
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>>738037327
They should also make the objective change more obvious in the first place, you don't get the popup at all with the auto rental switch disabled.
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>didn't get 1st
>did got 1st of my team
That counts right...? Sigh...
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>>738037482
Come to think, maybe a way to pre-set which plate will auto equip whenever objectives switch over, to not have to think of it
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>>738037369
I assume you can play as all the free characters.
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>recovering from hit
>retard teammates pixels away dodge me
christ
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>>738037576
Now that's a good idea.
Which unfortunately guarantees it will never happen.
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>>738037597
Gonna try this. The only Kart game i played is PS1 CTR though. And i dont play Sonic games
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Of course the moment we can steal the win with the objective we are short by 1 fucking point.
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>those fucking bombs
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>>738037369
Yeah. You can also use smokeapi to play with the paid dlc characters.
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....
....
....
I hate monster trucks so motherfucking much. Sorry
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>>738023203
>Nintendo
>putting effort into online
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>>738023203
I just had a CW race with 5 COMs
what is going on
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>>738037105
still 3/4
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I'm just glad I'm not the only raped one this time
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>boy I'm sure glad the ghost isn't locked on to me
>suddenly gloved by protoman
>trying to recover
>other protoman monster trucks me
>12th
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUN
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>fucked right at the end
Story of my life. I love this game, but it doesn't love me in return.
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SHOOT OUT
CHANGE YOUR PLATES
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I'll take this chance to go take a quick bath. Please hold my spot. Be back in 10 or 15 minutes.
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I'm so tired of getting hit of things I can't see at the very end. If it's not a monster truck it's, I'm assuming, a bomb going off
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>>738036953
Ya know its only just dawned on me that I may've jinxed us.
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>>738038172
>>738036514
too many bacon wrapped hotdogs
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It's funny btw that Air Tricks this time has been what I usually figure Shoot Out to be.
Hell.
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>Communication with lobby has been lost

>>738038295
As soon as I heard the warning indicator, I got truck'd right before those last turns
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>>738038179
Bro its taps.
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>>738038295
If you don't see or hear anything when hit it's usually either a close range glove or a glove from behind without lock-on. At the right angles they're barely visible.
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Remind me never to help my friend with taps and press brakes.
I couldn't even see him while being 11th place (he was later teleported and still 12th)
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>gloved last second
>>738038319
If so I can't judge when I'm raising death flags on purpose all the time
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>got the CT skip twice
nice
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>>738038486
Braking and helping with taps is fine but you should also be paying close attention to map so the gap between yourself and the opposing teams doesn't get too big.
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>hit 7 people by breaking with a tornado during the squid segment in Kronos Island
Feels so good.
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>>738038751
Devilish.
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>looking for Cream to tap
>end up throwing away 1st
DAMN THESE TWO BRAINS CELLS
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>>738038806
Smacked that eggman with a glove quite clearly at the end, he seemingly wasted his weapon on you. Still just went right on through.
I"m guessing he had a second item he threw immediately
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>Timed Out
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>>738038624
Bro, I used breaks and told him in vc, just to press X, and still unable to see him.
He was THAT far behind that bots were in higher positions post-game
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>>738038914
These errors have a knack for hitting right as I start almost hitting a groove
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>back
>can't find lobby
>about to make a post asking for it
>invite
Holy shit that was kind of creepy. Cool, but creepy. Good team.
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71249189 code
Rouge wake the FUCK up
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>>738037105
Still 3/4 with newbie.
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Just a few more kind races like that mixed in with the molester soup, ok game?
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>>738039220
uh....
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>>738039220
Nvm lobby died. I'll drop code later after Matsu bro rejoin
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>>738039318
trust nobody
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>>738039318
Avg Polish and Ukrainian network. Sorryy~
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SPINNING MIGU
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>>738039417
I wish spin drift was good. :(
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>begin my counter attack
>suddenly ghost
Oh fuck off.
>>
I knew I shouldn't have slowed down that much. These fuckers always take to frontrunning hard.
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>>738039309
fall, my tears...
>>
59585812
3/4 with the freshest newbie
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>>738039541
Yeah, that's partially why I began breaking away as we went into lap 3. Of course the moment I finally begin pushing their shit in someone else gets a fucking ghost and halts all my progress.
>>
Does denuvo let you try it for free now?
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>>738036467
Did a test run with it, single gloves are also common but you do get a lot of both. Rolled triple greens multiple times in 2nd and a couple times in 8th.
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My personal thoughts? She's in.
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>glove behind me
>takes forever to reach
>team boost ends
>instant hit
>chain of hits at the finish line afterwards
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.
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>>738039809
When that happens I brake and take the hit then let the team boost give me my speed. It's better than just hoping the glove/rocket hits you before it ends.
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>can't fire off my triple reds in time to activate my truck
>squashed by another truck
FUCK SHOOT OUT
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I know we win by luck sometimes. But fuck these people constantly doing it.
One fucking hit right on time to fuck the rest of my race.
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I should have backrunned harder to fight that nigger majima
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>portal opens
>my shield is active so I'm safe from goo
>it was a dark chao
>fuck.jpg
>another portal opens
>weight
>slicer locked on to me as well
Its okay to cry to video games sometimes.
>>
>>738036467
>>738039754
>do a few more runs
>mostly single gloves
>mostly blocked by teammates or slicer'd
I'm reminded why I never tailor gadgets to this mode, it never feels like it matters
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>>738040082
You know what? I'm happy to see them again. I want to hurt them.
I don't even care about winning, that fucker can't have 12th place
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>these fuckers again
BLOOD.
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GET TRIPLE FUCKED.
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>ghost + double tornado
LETS SEE YOU BREAK THROUGH THAT YOU COCK SUCKERS
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA
DIE DIE DIE
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
DESERVED
DIE DIE DIE
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>
I was fucking shit up in first during Galactic Parade
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game needs more tracks.

but the map randomization mid race thats chosen by the leader is cool. the rings making you faster is pretty interesting as well.
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>>738040501
Yeah. dlc tracks are being introduced at a snails pace
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How did we win that
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>x5
Lock in
>>
Rejoining. I got a communication error
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>>738040657
Fucking magic and cybertruck
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>actually stopped that Whisper right before the finish line
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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You would be wondering "how the fuck you manage to hit fucking no one all race?" and to that I answer fuck this game.
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I remembered this time.
AIR TRICK PLZ SWAP NAO
AIR TRICKS
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Miku's fat juicy ass didn't let me tap my other teammate and we lost
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Newbie is out
2/4
90667037
>>
Lobby ded or is the game lying to me?
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>>738040861
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>>738040929
did he have fun? the game was trying it's damn hardest to make it unfun for him
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>>738040930
I wanted to watch the replay of that race. I'll upload the clip later.
87282351
>>
Posting some bullshit.
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>>738041002
I'm sure fun stuff happened up there cause I saw NOBODY except enemy backliners for 99% of that race
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>>738041047
>>
>>738040929
He has no idea what is happening around him, not familiar with drifts, and a lack of gadgets on the start makes it harder. His first racing game, it's fun till you see 4 retards with UC frontrunning
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>>738041047
Kek what the fuck
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>>738040984
oops. missclick >>738041240
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Didn't even notice the x6.
Nice
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>x6 victory out the door
Good work
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>>738041047
MOVE BITCH!
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>>738041240
Free trials should unlock all gadgets, seems like he had a hard time because of the lack em, hope he keeps trying the game out and with better luck have fun!
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Sorry I missed the last few races, so I was still on my shoot out gadget. At least we won
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This time just host has died.
Gonna have to wait a minute I suppose
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>our host dies
>lobby continues
Shit is fun to see.
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>>738041596
>>738041607
Cheering for you from the lobby. Gonna be a long Friday evening of races.
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>>738041636
Actually we didn't race, ok?
Nothing happened at all. We just waited for fun
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>perfect team boost timing, I can cut straight across the mud for the special item box!
>literally everyone in front of me also goes for it
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>use truck at finish line
>can't reach the two ahead
>the other two from that team pass me like nothing
>truck ends
This is baffling. I literally lost positions by using that truck.
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>>738041506
IT takes time to avg CS and MOBA slav to adjust. Not everyone has such autism lvl in kart racing like me there kek
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>>738041797
By truck bumped into the back of your truck right before the log jump and I slammed into a wall lol.
Trucks suck
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>>738041756
...right. Code 31637776
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>>738041047
This is your reminder to never take that route on this track because it's slower
>>
Clusterfuck of a race. Damn.
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Shame the game glitched and forgot what our current streak is, but it's still going, haha!
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>final lap
>Fist Bump playing
>blast to 1st and 2nd to tornado them so our team can take the first two spots
Damn I guess the song was right. Together we can show the world what we can do. You are next to me, and I'm next to you. Pushing on through until the battles won
>>
Didn't we have shoot-out before this one? Is this game gaslighting me?
>half team dead
Oh this is going to be fun.
>>
>>738041047
SIKE!
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Thank you for the stable servers SEGA.
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>>738042174
>comm error before race start
That's good too, I guess.
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Holy shit, this was so juicy
https://files.catbox.moe/84xljl.mp4
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Shit I thought that Whisper with a glove was on our team, should've hit the brakes
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>>738042174
Host must be included in the casualties
>>738042113
And then the next game(race) comes up and the partner character's nowhere to be found!
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Invites sent, lets keep it rolling.
26094154
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>>738042174
Mega Man fest had it
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Double shit I didn't notice tap boost
>>
Wild anons appear!
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Can mewfags join these lobbies or it's tryhards only?
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>>738020748

>Download Sonic Crossworlds thanks to free weekend
>Wants to play Online with random people
>No one is online because i live in a 3rd world shithole where people only play Gachacrap and Counter Strike
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>5
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>let down by rando
Even so, GG anons!
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Looking for a lobby
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>1 saw
>9th
I swear this fucking game gets decided in the last 5 seconds
>you got hit? lose
>you didn't get hit? win, probably
Fuck this shit.
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>>738042489
That was NOT GG. As I said last festival I wish I had the super power to beat the shit out of those that have wronged me in video games. FUCK YOU ESPIO
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>fucked up my bomb throw through the tables
>spike ball didn't block slicer
That went downhill fast at the end.
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Any lobbies?
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Now that's how you fucking do it
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>tfw complete sweep
>but it wasn't with an anon
>instead some guy on my friends list said guy is also friends with fags delusional enough to believe that tangle and whisper are lesbians
I'm tired. But at least a spot on my friend list is opening up. Soon. The things I do for love.
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>realize I'm about to drag Creambro down as we go into lap 3
>say fuck it and zip ahead to signal its time to frontrun
That ended up working out nicely.
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It's funny how consistently Cream players get touched more than anyone. I know it's not just me
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All lobbies full
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>>738042759
Host
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>>738042881
I dont know how
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>about to hit metal harbor jump
>team boost activates
>fucks my timing
>head straight to the water
>didn't even finish the race
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>>738043027
That was the one time in 50 I didn't even go for it cause I felt in my bones it was fucked.
Worked out
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>>738042936
Under Friends there will be something that says "Display Lobby ID" or something like that, instead of searching for one
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Might as well give this a shot
90416650

>>738042936
Friends List > Lobby (Envelope icon) > Create Lobby ID
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>>738040929
3/4
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>>738043139
Im waiting friends
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>teammate taps me and sends me out of course
>trying to recover from 10th
>capsule gives me glove and shield
>use glove to hit someone and use shield at finish line
>recovering when sudden alert
>"I have shield, it's fine"
>takes forever to reach me
>shield ends and instant glove hit
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU IN THE ASSSSSSSSSSSSHOLE.
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I hate Urban Canyon.
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Maybe it's just my screen playing tricks on me but guys please don't take the bottom route during Steampunk. It's slower.
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I could tell that one wasn't gonna happen.
Least I retained my title of most touched individual
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Shootout time.
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>Mittens

SHOOT HIS ASS
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>>738043426
Didn't mean to. I was getting slung around like usual in that area
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FUCK I went to the bathroom and didn't switch
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>+2 on Mittens team
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAH WE FUCKING DID IT
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>>738043504
Thrower...
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>>738043615
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>>738043614
>>738043615
Based.
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>>738043426
I got pushed aside before the two trains part. Also:
>one asshole in the middle of the shortcut of donpa factory
>bump him cause he was right there
>I get bumped to the fucking side
Fuck this shit.
>almost no hits
FUCK I used a million fucking items WERE THE FUCK ARE THE HITS. FUCK THIS SHIT.
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>>738043475
You got it boss.
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>Communication with host lost
COME ON
Rejoining
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This fucker FtMSilver is slowly entering my shit list. I HATE racing against this fuck.
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MINE.
And fuck that team.
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>tornado Sage shit up
>she begins gunning for me with hers and fails
Baby wanted me so badly but wouldn't have me.
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>Try online match
>12th
................
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>>738043735
LMAO I just spent the whole first lap of the race raping him to death.
He was so far in 12th recovery was impossible, we were both getting dragged by the auto catchup and I just kept reversing and gloving until l got a drill and ran.
Sadly I was also too far to hit anyone else so I'm pretty sure both our hit counts came entirely from each other
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The lobby died, so I reinvited everyone.
Even Red. Please check invite
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>x6 match
>Other two teams tie for first
pain
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>>738043912
You have my thanks.
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>get a lobby invite lap 2
>host backs out after match ends
>waiting for race to end...
>wait several minutes
>leave lobby to check the invite and try the code again
>invite was from the host
this game's online is magical
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>going into lap 2
>look at the map
>see Cream bullying Tails
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I love the crossworld frenzy that balances the game by removing all items. I just wish every lap could be like that.
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...tangle, should we ditch?
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>timed out
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I'm sorry team I only got boost wisps and spike balls
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>usually can't hit people
>team carries the objective
>finally manage a race with a lot of hits
>team couldn't hit as much
>lose the objective
We could've tie for 1st. Fuck shoot-out.
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>>738044138
Bitch why do you play Mascot Kart game with items, but don't enjoy ruining friendships with items?

NFS is a few floors below
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>>738044186
This one's gonna hurt, but we're here!
>x5
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>decide to check the rankings while waiting for the others to rejoin
>we managed to climb back into the top 100
Good job fellas. Lets keep it going.
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>>738020748
Tried the free weekend.
....Looks like this isnt for me. Too much flashing lights and I always lose in Online. Sorry bros. Not gonna buy the game. Not even cute petite Migu is enough for me.
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>>738044186
Didn't notice fuck. Tried to leave but seems like the game locks you once the race starts.
>get 1st and lose anyway
Yeah, as expected from shit-out.
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>>738044235
Blaze? Cream?
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>>738044241
That was a very valiant effort from you, but I couldn't keep up with their violence
Hell even if I wasn't swamped with boosts and voids that majima's 20 something hits is over my ability
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>squad disbanded
>return to lobby
>waiting for race to end
>???
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3/4
98167630
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>>738044429
We were going through a humiliation ritual with the same team from the previous race, no worry
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air trick time
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New 12345029
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>>738044429
Worse.
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>dilf yaoi
Isn't that faggot on top 10?
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>Dilfyaoi
Oh fucking hell.
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"dilf yaoi", huh? Sorry m8, can't return that like
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>shootout ends
>instant comm error
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Thrown out. You guys might have a doppleganger rabbit
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Mother fuckers. All race in 1st and they rob me at the last fucking second.
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FUCK YOU MITTENS x2
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>could've won that if he changed his gadgets
...
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Rouge I am begging you change your gadgets.
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>x6
Here we go.
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>>738044769
x6
please!
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I think I just came up with a set of rules that would make Shoot-Out suck a lot less.
> Hitting a person who is invulnerable counts as a hit
> Blocking an item (aimed at you) by hitting it with another item gives you a point but denies the point to the attacker
> Blocking an item aimed at a teammate by hitting it with an item gives you two points

Gives way more of an incentive to defend yourself rather than spam attacks.
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I don't know what possessed that majima to not tornado me on sight but I'm glad he didn't
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>>738044802
>>738044803
We are so back.
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>>738044831
Spin Drift should count as hits
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>>738044978
I wonder if the attack version of ult. charge will?
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>>738044831
>Hitting a person who is invulnerable counts as a hit
I was asking for this shit since the first shoot out. Fuck them for not counting those hits.
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>>738043083
2/4
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Tornadoed that Protoman's ass right on time.
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>>738045017
It doesn't, since the festival objective is specifically item hits.
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>>738045119
I didn't think it'd be that important in the moment but they got us in objective so yeah. Maybe mission critical
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Kicked out, rejoined, error, lobby gone.
Same thing that's been happening all night I presume?
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>Air trick
>Apotos
>Chosen by Matsu

I'm gonna skin you alive
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>>738045295
I was taking a whizz during matchmaking lol.
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>I'm read-ACK
Think again squarepants.
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>4th
What the fuck. I could've swear I threw that race. Was getting raped back there. I'll take it.
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>>738045250
Same hijinks. Code just in case
31451918
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Again this faggot.
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Instant scary room, get me outta here!
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I don't recognize a single name on that purple team, but they definitely know what they're doing.
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I will play 1 more hour and then go to sleep, it's 5 am for me already
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>successful disruption
>7 air trick loss
Fug
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>hit while on 1st
>fall down
>as soon as I recover I get hit again
>fall more
>get hit again
They were sniping me. You can't change my mind.
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>comm error again
I was going to stop soon anyway, guess I'll call it there. GGs Shadow, Majima, and Tails.
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>notice tap boost 2 seconds before countdown ends
>manage to change plates
Damn.
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>accidentally flip through my gadget plates too fast
FUCK. Well its just taps...surely this wont hurt.
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>>738045537
>>738045591
ggs bro!
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>>738044457
3/4 for 1 more hour
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>activate truck
>someone WITHOUT invincibility pushes me to the side
>fall the fuck down
Great carry there team. Fuck this item.
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I was...not the fluffiest, most touchable.
I should've been 12th. Deserved it.
Worn out, used up RAG of a rabbit!
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>almost to 12k points
Good tapping.
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is the festival gadget worth it?
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>>738045812
It might be meta for spin drift festivals. Zero use outside of that.
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Who's got a lobby up?
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>tornado before jump right when I was about to activate my shield
Son of a bitch.
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>gloved at that little jump after the flight section in Metal Harvor.
That is outright malicious, holy shit
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>>738045925
>>738045925
>>738045925
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>x5
Let's go team.
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>Migrate to new thread
I shan't
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>>738046224
I like it here. It's cozy.
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I'll migrate I guess
>>738046391
It really is... was



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