Would you agree to be Ryu's disciple? How willing would you be to be trained by him in martial arts?
>>738022051Yes
>>738022051No. He's a broke tryhard hobo. Prolly gay too.
Only so I can use him to befriend Ken, the superior fighter, man, everything.
>>738024303Crazy thing is, Ken has the Power of Nothingness too, WITHOUT being a penniless, homeless, shoeless, autistic woodsman
>>738022051are you stupid? who doesn't want to throw fireballs and dragon punches?
>>738022051I would devote my life to Ryu
>>738024859>>738024924Ken can teach you all of that, plus controlling actual FIRE, AND he'll get your money right. Probably some hoes too.
>>738024385Never went over to the dark side either. He's just superior in every way.
>>738022051if ryu were such a fighting icon how come there has never been a japanese ufc champ?
>>738023298If I remember correctly... Ryu does have money and a lot, only that Ken is the one who manages everything financially for him and nah, that he is more focused on fighting than on sex, does not make him gay
>>738022051His mastery of his fighting style should be so refined at this point that he should be able to theoretically shoot Hadoukens from out of his asshole right?
>>738025086>BRAPOUKEN!
>>738022051Maybe
>>738022051I want Gouken to teach me dash anywhere, actually.
>>738025001hey ken, cheer up bud, i know the streets are tough, chin up
>>738024385>>738023298He's rich and he's banging Chun Li
>>738024385>>738025001Ken's just lost his fortune/wife/kid and is on his edge lord quest trying to kill a commie dandy.
>>738028531When will Capcom canonize the Ryu x Chun-li?
>>738028531I had heard somewhere that Cammy came to have feelings for Ryu, is that true?
>>738028531>>738029908Chun-Li is for BALROG.Cammy is for Deejay.Ingrid and Karin are for Birdie.
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>>738022051Sure
>>738030027Nah
