what games did your parents ban you from playing?
>I'm not allowed pokemonYou being ESL explains everything
>>738029471Nice self-report
>>738029329GTA I still played it
After I stole my dad's gun and almost killed my friend I was banned from FPS games for a few months
>>738029860Mission Failed, we'll get 'em next time.
>>738029329runescape because they had advertisements of naked bikini womenand mortal kombat for obvious reasons
>>738029329There was never an in between period between my parents picking all my games and me picking all my games. One day I decided what I'd play and they never stopped or even encouraged me after that.
>>738029329no but they banned me from playing outside so I grew up into a friendless loser
>>738029329None. I was playing Conker and watching South Park. The rule was "If I hear any of this come out of your mouth, it's gone." Luckily I was around 12 and not a little shit and online play wasn't really a thing.
>>738029329when I was in elementary school, the teachers told my parents video games were making me violent, so I was barred from playing anything more violent than minecraftall the other boys in my class were playing halo reach and call of duty, so I was left out causing me to drift towards the tards that played pokemon and shitI eventually got away from those tards after sneakily downloading steam on my mom's macbook and playing tf2 when she wasn't homeglad I didn't become a tendie, but it is depressing thinking of the alternate timeline where I got to experience halo at its peak with my classmates
Games parents should ban kids from playing:SpidermanFortniteMinecraftAnything animuAny "souls" inc and especially bloodborneSarosGTAHalf Life 2Any World War 1 or 2 gameAny jewish game eg KCDAny JRPG or anything with expAny MMOAny RTS except the original HomeworldFighting gamesPokeymansAnything asian except Silent Hill2, Killer 7, resident Evil 2, Tenchu Z, FFXII, FFVIII (original), Vagrant Story and Ghost in the Shell, anything that looks asianParodyTLOU2Zog of WarAnything with a nigger except Shadowman and Binary DomainAnything nintendo except for oot. DKC 1-3, isn't nintendoRacing games except wipeout, pgr, episode 1 racer, extreme g
>>738031259Why is Half-Life 1 okay but not 2?Afraid someone might wise up to your tyrannical draconian bullshit, faggot?
Reminder that every successful artist on Earth started as a childIf you didn't start as a child there's no point in trying, just give uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o-3kQnp19s
>>738029329Americans are so goofy
>>738031402Don't worry, he will never have kids anyways.
>>738029329My parents took away Shadow the Hedgehog after they saw me maniacally laughing as I attacked the GUN soldiers. I wasn’t able to play it again until I turned 9.
>>738031458>The School of LifeMidwit faggot self help channel.
Saaros
>>738029329my version
>>738029329Not "banned", but they basically told me to stick to games I could emulate. They never got me any vidya until I was like 16 or 17.
>>738032051lolMy sister is like that with her son, she thinks any game that costs more than $10 is way too expensive, so he basically just plays pirated games or plays the ones I give him for Switch or Steam.
>>738032173Your sister is usibg you to beta provide for her son, dude.
>>738029329>lame bart simpson why did he do it?
>>738029860Why did you want to kill them?
My parents didn’t care
>>738031458Ryo Fukui, one of the greatest Japanese jazz players of all time, began learning the piano at 22 years old and became one of the most beloved jazz pianists on earth. Get out of here with this doom and gloom nonsense and just practice.
>>738029329Pokemon is satanic though. It's so satanic that it's got millions of subhuman retards playing games made for 6 year olds.
>>738029471>ESL starts getting cocky and thinks they actually, unironically understand "how to speak the English good">Posts this
>>738032741Found out he overwrote his save files
my religious helicopter single mother banned me from playing all M rated games, some T rated game, and Pokemon until I was in high school. She also didn't let me use the internet through my entire childhood so I was an obnoxious little shit who would go over to friends' houses just to use their computers until I could get a job and buy a laptop. She also didn't let me engage with anything sexual and took away my Red Alert 3 pinup poster from my bedroom wall as well as my rei oppai mousepad.Joke's on her because now I'm terminally online fag loser who will never give her grandchildren.
>>738029528>>738032979Keep coping OP. Your retarded ESL speak is grammatically incorrect. You'd know that if you were a native English speaker.
>>738032905>Asian genes>wasn't even his first instrument
>family goes to Sunday church>rent movie and game on way home>play Contra all day and then we watch Friday the 13th together in the eveningI can't imagine living in a house where you can't play a card game about cartoon animals.
>>738033421Fine, you want more?David Wallace didn't start writing fiction until college, and immediately went on to publish a book when he graduated.Nabokov didn't write a single line of anything until he was in his late teens.Thomas Pynchon changed from engineering to English in the middle of college and went on to be nominated for the Pulitzer prize.Bram Stoker started writing at the age of 43 and didn't produce Dracula until he was 50.Bukowski started writing at age 49.I'm not gonna hear any more doom and gloom. I've given you enough examples.
>>738031259WEGs for kids, got it
>>738029471You're brown.
>>738029471lmao retard
>>738033763Writing is the one exception where you get better and more respected with age and most writers tend to start late anyways. Not at all comparable to music, drawing, etc.
>>738029329Dungeons and Dragons. >early 90s>find out about DnD>hey this is awesome, I want to play>no...that's not allowed in my house>that's weird, I've never been not allowed to play a game>time passes, the "satanic" craze makes itself known to me>what the fuck>by this point a few years have passed>mom was a shrink and she had a group of kid patients who had court-ordered psychiatric treatment and institutionalization>they were the DnD kids at another school in the next county>turns out they were kidnapping pets and ritualistically sacrificing them>would go after random cats, dogs, you name it>got found out because the only pets they crucified were the pets of the bullies at that school after one of them got fucking shot in the gut which blew out half his colon (Texas)>got shot because they were on some random old man's property trying to yank one his calves and he was having none of that shitAnd that's why I was banned from playing DnD as a kid. Mom didn't want me associating with "those" types.
>>738029329not a ban per se, but Killer 7my mom walked in at the part with the two guys in suits talking with their heads half blown off and she said not play it while she's home
god sending me to hell because I collected pokemon cards as a child
>>738029329When I was 12 I played playboy simulator and that game where you fuck women to get richMy parents said nothing
>>738034128Stan Lee made his first comic at 19, and had before then focused exclusively on writing. I can literally find you examples in any medium but I have better things to do with my life. Stop being a doomer and practice already.
I knew a kid in elementary and jr. high who had an original xbox of all things but wasn't allowed to play any of the violent M-rated games on it.Imagine that.
>>738029329The Warriors but I still played it
>>738034345Your mom really didn't get what the G in PG stood for, did she?
>>738029329why do evangelicals think everything is satanicthere are no satans in pokemon
>>738034812they believe evolution is satanic and pokemon has "evolution" in it
>>738034812They apply an Us vs Them mentality to everything. There's never enough things for them to yell about from their televised pulpits.
>>738029329Reminder that if anybody ever talks about anybody wokeness just ask them what their stance is on raising kids to be religious.Watch them flounder to explain why allowing kids into a literal doomsday cult that wants to enslave humanity is not brainwashing.
>>738034812Because evangelicals hate human civilization and want to literally exterminate all people that are not like them and have their deity turn the survivors into mindless thralls incapable of free will.
>>738029329GTA, because of the media panic about itShe got it for me like 3 months later, unprompted
>>738034893Pretty fucking hilarious when it's all but said that evolution in Pokemon is literally the work of god.
>>738034812Boomers were appalled that kids found Charizard cooler than babies with wings
>>738029329Not a ban, but my mom did refuse to buy Sonic Adventure DX for me because she said it looked childish. I was, like, five at the time.In hindsight she probably saved my life, so hey.
>>738035094>Turn Angels from badass and terrifying into fucking babies>Act shocked when kids turn away from the light.
>>738035071Not my god.
>>738029329i didnt see a tv screen or touch a video game until i was 24 and move outborn in 97the answer is no to both but neither are far off the mark
>>738035191If god looked like this there would be a lot more Christians around.
>>738029329I was explicitly told I couldn't play Manhunt 2. I'm pretty sure their was a whole shitstorm about it on the news, so all the boomers were freaking out about that game specifically.
>>738029329I was only allowed to play stuff with an appropriate ESRB rating. I did get to play M games at friends houses some though, like WWE or Halo. I knew a few kids that couldn't play stuff with magic or whatever at church though. I'm still a christfag with a family and a job though while some of those guys aren't though.
>>738033174Allowed is a verb, it doesn't require "to play" in order to work since "to play" is assumed by the lack of allowance involving pokemon. It's a slightly more archaic way to use it since most people will include more in modern times but it's not incorrect.
>>738034893This and: pokemon = pocket monster = monster = demon.
>>738029329I wasn't banned, per se, it was more like we were too poor for my parents to buy me things like pokemon cards and Gameboys. I had snes, and there weren't any real game restrictions. I had a small binder of some first gen pokemon cards that a friend gave to me, that was about it.
>>738035672This was the Da Vinci code for evangelic boomers who saw their kids having fun with the games and cartoon, disliked it but couldn't tell why.
>>738035132She saved you from becoming an autistic Sonic fan with terabytes of furry porn on his computer.
My religious family was a bit more lax involving these kinds of things. Basically my games had to promote good works if I was allowed to play them. For example:>link from the Zelda series technically uses magic, but it's moreso a tool to help save the world from an evil bad guy. You could beat ganon to death with a fishing pole>Harry Potter was off limits because they were just learning magic and summoning demons for the fun of it, the bad guy couldn't be beaten without magicEssentially, if I was gonna play any kind of fantasy game, they wanted me to steer away from being a mage or wizard, and instead take up the reigns of a sword and shield wielding paladin.
>>738034793no, she was really more the type of mom to give me my first porn mag
>>738035597It's not "incorrect" but it's extremely informal and no native English speaker would talk like this, so my statement stands, without an infinitive verb, it's ESL niggerbabble.
My dad refused to buy golden sun for me because he said it would make me gay. He made me get some shitty tom clancey game instead, and the worst part is I ended catching gay anyway.
>mother was perfectly fine with pokemon>but she thought Bionicle was satanic for some reason
>>738036078probably the tribal themes
>>738029471>>738032979lmao every single fucking time. They just never learn.
>>738029329>what games did your parents ban you from playing?Mortal Kombat
>>738029329>pokemon is satanicPlease explain, I understand the part where they train pokemon to fight each other is bad but satanic?
>>738036202>>738035929Lots of thirdies coming to OPs defense. That or you're just samefagging because up got BTFO.
>>738029471you absolute fucking idiot lmao
>>738036258They keep MONSTERS in their POCKET
>>738036221Ditto, I was getting into fights at school because of it.
>>738029471ur retard
>>738036494>>738036375See >>738036332 and stop with the cope.
Holy fuck he's so mad. Usually they just slink away in shame after embarassing themselves, but his ego must be in full overdrive.
Your argument was fully dismantled yet you still sit here and act like you've won just because you're spamming replies. Sorry that you were born with shitskin and don't understand basic English.
>>738031402Half Life 1 is a game and Half Life 2 is a moviegame tech demo.
>>738036258it's japanese which was enough for many people, still to this day (although a lot more back then) christian types reflexively see them as godless pagans that will corrupt the youth.
>argument>spamming repliesHoly cope.
>>738029329They never specifically banned me from playing anything really but there was one time where my mom saw me playing Manhunt and saw me do one of those violent executions, she straight up took the CD out of the console and broke it in half and didn't let me play any games for the rest of the day. Now at the time I didn't really understand as a kid why she was so mad, but now that I'm older with that hindsight, I realized I get it. If I saw my kid playing something that messed up and violent I would be pretty pissed too but I wouldn't break the CD in half though that was too much, it was just one of those woman moment that my mom had.
>>738033134lmao, mine was the same except not religious. Anything with fighting or shooting is too violent and violent games and hard music make you violent and insane. Stupid cartoons will make you stupid. Anything remotely suggestive is literal hardcore porn and disgusting. Sitting still in front of a screen is dangerous. The internet is very bad and pedophiles and scammers will know everything about you if you go on there even once. Joke's on her because now she's terminally online and addicted to social media, videos and whatever other internet cancer.
>>738036258>Be 80s - 90s>America mogged by Japan in every sector imaginable>Cars, Electronics, Heavy Machinery, Steel, Clocks, Consoles, Cameras, Music Equipment >American companies melting down >make shit up>Asians = Devil>MSG = Bad for Health>Onions = Estrogen>White Rice = Bad>Chink food full of Sodium and Greasy >Spicy food bad for stomach lining>Fermented food full of dangerous bacteriaIt was a different time and to this day all this shit is still laped up by 4chan even if Gooks, Japs and Taiwanese Chinks somehow live to 105 yet in their youth they literally ate MSG Flavored seaweed that was 70% by weight MSG.It was a time where America was attacked from all sides and anything new and not normal was bad. Rock music, Violent Movies, Video games, Anime.It wasn't until the 2000s that some of this shit finally stoped, but all the myths and baggage around it remained.
>>738029329>wrestling/tingles (dryhumping with my female cousin)
>>738031163Years after the era you should be comforted in knowing that basically every Halo kid ended up retarded. You dodged a fucking bullet. Half of them became big chungus woke dad corporate dick suckers and the other half became /pol/brained bitter fucks that see trannies everywhere.
>>738029471
>>738029471ahahahahahahahahahaharoflmao roflmao roflmao >>738029329Manhunt got my brother grounded for two weeks.
>>738035769I had a couple of Da Vinci Code moments. When I was 13-14 and I realized both Eragon and Final Fantasy II (yes, I mean the actual second one) were both ripoffs of Star Wars A New Hope.
>>738031458There's that one guy who started breakdancing at like 50 (or was it 60?) and he became fucking good at it
>>738032173Teach him how to pirate
>>738036475So what is it like to have your parents gaslight a neurosis into you?
>>738031458cutesexyrobutts started drawing when he was 27
>>738029471You're retarded. The real issues are>im instead of I'mand>its (possessive) instead of it's (contraction of it and is)alongside the lack of ending punctuation in panels one, three, and four as well as the incorrect capitalization in panel two.
>>738033763>writingThat’s not a real talent.
>>738035019Hmm, reminds me on another group of religious nuts, can't quite put my nose on which one...
>>738029329none, my dad introduced me to games with doom and wolfenstein
>>738033134>>738037251similar story pretty much>internet and strangers are all bad>can't go out and socialize with friends>can't do after school stuff>couldn't do clubs or late activitiesNo surprise I'm on 4chan and hate women
>>73803468919 is actually super young to publish your own comic thoughever
>>738034689Iirc Stan Lee wrote the comics, he didn’t do the art.
>>738029329Rayman raving rabbitsDad cracked it on pc, i laughed at the funny rabbits a bit too much and started screaming like them in public with my brother.
>>738038431Writing is a skill.Creative writing is a talent.
>>738029329>what games did your parents ban you from playing?none
>>738029329I was allowed just about anything game wise as long as it kept me out of my moms hair.It was the iPad parenting of its time.
>>738038807And neither are on the level of other skills and talents. If I was to compare writing to getting good at taking photos with a camera and learning to draw well, I’d put it closer to taking photos than drawing.
>>738031147>"If I hear any of this come out of your mouth, it's gone."I wish my parents were like that. I always hid anything that I thought could be remotely controversial to my parents, even if it probably would have been okay.>>738038526It’s sad how many parents were like this.
My parents banned me from watching the Simpsons but I still got away with watching Futurama, South Park, and even Drawn Together because they were only doing what the news and their friends were telling them to do.
>>738038454thats because evangelicals are zionists
>>738039120It's narcissism, mainly I think and low IQ
I tried to get my friend to make a runescape account when I was like 10 but his mom wouldnt let him because the hitsplats were red which is like blood.that kid either ended up as a millionaire or a total faggot
>>738039247It's asbetos, lead and plastic poisoning all in one.
>>738039167Keep spamming replies. It's funny you can tell they're all you because of your/v/edditor reaction images and randomized file name from 4cx
>>738033763>Bukowski started writing at age 49are you fucking baiting? Ham and Rye, which is about his early life up to his early twenties, states multiple times that he began writing young. He didn't become FAMOUS until his late 40s, early 50s. I'll even give you a worse one, John Fante, the man Bukowski called his "god", his main inspiration for writing and the man that made him fall in love with literature. The guy lived the most mediocre possible life as a writer, retired from publishing books and poems for most of his life, only writing movie screenplays, never being recognized for any of his work, and it took a then famous Bukowski, who was much younger than him, to go out of his way to promote his work for him in a attempt to resurrect his legacy. It did work, and they're now both acclaimed writers worldwide, even to this day, but don't kid yourself, Bukowski was miserable and considered himself a failure for most of his life, whilst Fante gave up on literature and only came to be recognized when he was basically at his deathbed, blind from diabetes, and having to recite his writing out loud so his wife could write it downthey were both ignored and unremarkable for almost their whole lives, taking 2 to 3 generations of readers to start paying attention to them. How many others with similar stories just faded away, never to receive any recognition for the rest of history?
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>>738029329My parent banned me from playing Pokemon because they didn't want me constantly begging them for all of the games and cards.
Nothing really. The only violent game I ever wanted to play was Primal Rage, and they didn't care.
>>738029329That is fine OP, but you should have really posted the original instead.
>>738040413
>>738029471Moshi moshi beito desu
>>738029329Handhelds because they believed they were bad for the eyes.
The only thing my parents ever had any issues of me doing was when a friend brought over the South Park movie to watch, everything else they didn't give a single fuck about.
>>738029329I went to a christian elementary school. Pokemon wasn't allowed on school grounds and some parents wouldn't have it in their house, because it was satanism. Those parents would froth at the mouth over the thought of the devil sending his Lightning Rat and Cocoon Man to sway their children towards a life of sin.Fucking psychos
>>738029329>getting banned from playing gamesNobody born in the 70s or early 80s experienced this.
>>738035929>it's extremely informalYou don't know what that means, ESLnigger. Use of that phrasing has nothing to do with formality. Go ahead and keep digging yourself deeper.
>>738040697I went to a similar school for a year and a half, there wasn't much about pokemon there but they had a similar attitude towards harry potter
>>738034812Satan is apparently responsible for everything fun, so in order to be a "good Christian," you need to be as miserable as possible.
>>738040969Most of /v/ probably went to Hindu schools.
>>738040413god i love waterposting
>>738029329the dad looks like a child molester
>"pokemon is the devils work">20 years later>every youth pastor is the biggest pokefag imaginableReligious americans are so fucking retard
>>738040139>my parent>they
Come to think if it the only things they ever banned were Simpsons (which I ignored) and GI Joe.
>>738029471Man you really made the browns upset with this one.
>>738029471this is just a funny thing to criticize in the first place, did you think OP made the comic
>>738041151I've come to find that religion over-exxaggerates everything. Pokemon was just the latest in the conga line.>television? instruments that make music for you? Radio? Disgusting tools of satan>rock and roll? Elvis? They'll lead you into sin and damnation!
>>738040969Oddly enough pokemon was the only thing I remember the school banning. I'm sure there were others but that game had them fired up like Satan himself had shown up at their doorstep.We still traded cards around the side of the school during recess though kek
>>738039859>UMM YEAH HE BECAME FAMOUS>B-B-BUT HE WAS OLD>HE DIDN'T GET RICH AND DRIVE A LAMBONPC tier reasoning.A human being with a soul wouldn't care about such things as long as their work is recognized at all.
>>738041415They were right to be on alert, but they applied it to the wrong things
>>738029329Diablo, just because of the title they let me play any violent games like gta, resident evil, doom but not fucking Diablo
How's a banned ever work let alone have benefits?Also, how many of you guys reach the point that you don't care what others think on any given topic and if so what aged?
>>738041760>my parents wouldn't buy me hot sauce with "Diablo" in the name, either>I couldn't watch Smokey and the Bandit because Sheriff Buford T. Justice ate a diablo sammich with a Dr. Pepper
>>738029329I remember my mom not letting me watch Gundam Wing but I can't think of too many games I wasn't allowed to play. I think she made me wait a few years to play Half-Life but that was it.
>>738041195Yeah no one cares fucko
>>738040857I was born in 79, so you aren't really wrong. But there were certainly a few kids with ''those'' parents out there. Those kids ended up being fucked up anyway so whatever.
>>738042084>thread asks question>anon answers question>"No one cares"why even respond
>>738029329anything associated with harry potter was banned and witchcraft at the same time was given gta. religions weird bros
>>738029471My family does not allow me pokemon worked so much better here
>>738042424what was her problem?
>>738031163>have strict parents who adhere to ESRB guidelines as if its the law>would only let me have Nintendo consoles until I turned 12>befriended classmates that had other consoles>went to their houses and played Halo, COD, Mortal Kombat, etc. all day and night>when they came to my house we played Smash Bros. and Mario Kart>all of us had gameboys and DS's so we played pokemon tooI learned from my friend group as a kid that console wars are retarded. TF2 also happened to be the first M rated game I got to play at home lol
>>73803290522 is still fairly youngdo you have any examples of artists in their early 30s to motivate me
>>738029329That picture sums up my childhood with my cousins word for word.
>>738041262Always funny to see the retard start samefagging after getting BTFO by everyone.
>>738033763>>738034128I think it comes down to technical skill vs. creativity. Playing musical instruments (if we're not talking about composing) is something that requires more technical skill. There's technical skill involved in writing but I think people value creativity more in literature. From my unscientific personal experience, when artists start to draw as kids they become technically skilled very early but lack creativity. They copy the styles of artists they enjoy until they get older and develop their own sense of style, although many never get to that point and just draw anime fanart bullshit.
>>738035798I wonder what they would have thought of some of the Ultima games, as to my understanding they're all about learning to travel a righteous path right? t. only played the first three Ultima's, got into Wizardry instead
>>738042424wtf? what is this panel from?
>>738043878Probably depends. If I can go the whole game just being a warrior, then I could see them being okay with it. If I have to commune with demons and summon the undead, then it becomes a problem.
>>738035798>Parents using critical analysis to determine whether something will be positive or detrimental to their child's developmentI'm not religious but that's unfathomably based. Did they play through the entire games before deciding whether to let you play them?
>>738043906Clarissa.https://www.whatisdeepfried.com/comic/clarissa/
>>738035261Banana
>>738044046My dad would watch me play through several of the games. He wasn't too big into Final Fantasy because, and I'm quoting him here, "alot of the characters look like fags". However, he loved fight games like Aerofighters Assault and Ace Combat. Come to think of it, I kinda take after him in his tastes in games.
>>738030674My mom and dad actually did a pretty decent job of picking games I'd like before I was able to start earning enough money through chores and small summer jobs to buy my own. My dad bought me Earthbound because "what boy doesn't like fart jokes" and because he read about it in some magazines and knew I liked "games with stories," which was basically how he referred to RPGs. My mom got me a bunch of cool games like Faxanadu, Milon's Secret Castle, and the LoZ series.The last game they bought for me was FF7. They both remembered me playing previous FF games and decided to get me an early birthday present while they were out shopping.
>>738044836>FaxanaduThat games rules. Have you ever played the original Xanadu?
>>738029471>samefag responses for the rest of the thread
>>738044836My parents were the same. I've since questioned my dad how exactly he knew what games to buy and he had no idea, but he must have had some magazine or coworker or something advising him.He got me the obvious good stuff, but also the likes of Secret of Mana, Illusion of Gaia, ActRaiser, Earthbound, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, Lufia, and Star Tropics. Don't know how he did it.
>>738038303And he sucks
>>738029329>what games did your parents ban you from playing?every single online function in any type of game was strictly forbidden.i probably have 60 000 hours in halo 3 forge mode; just flying around in empty maps, boosting myself around by blowing up vehicles, going out of bounds, and looking at wall textures...
>>738034812Cmon anon, Alakazam is RIGHT THERE.
>>738036258Protestants are retarded what else is new under the sun?
>>738044204Hey Boco, do you remember the webcomic that is an autobiography of dad and his family, where the dad is drawn with elf ears and buck teeth. He's super touchy and gross with his sons, with tons of mentions of their genitals
>>738029528newfagGPT announced a report LOL
>>738029471Why do people assume this is brown?Anyway I got forbidden from playing violent games from my dyke mother so...
>>738046760>Why do people assume this is brown?Newfags make up random skin colors for anybody who disagrees with them over the internet because they suffer from literal psychosis.
>>738044163appreciated
>>738029329T b f how is a religious boomer supposed to interpret something like Kadabra who's based on a jewish magician who diddled kids
>>738046938By interpreting him as a stage magician like a normal fucking person does?
>>738047114He has devil horns and a star on his forehead
>>738047431They're ears you dumbass. And the other anon was wrong, he's based off of psychics, not stage magicians, and the star on his head matches the wavy lines on his stomach. They're from the cards used to test for ESP.
>>738047431It's a teleporting raccoon fox thing that can't fucking talk.
My parents banned me from no video games. The only limit is if we could not afford it.
>>738029329killer 7 and powerstone for some fucking reason
>>738047632I never caught on to that association.Neat.
>>738034812thing:japan explains a lot of the boomer outlook unfortunately
>>738042424Ha ha fucking hell anon.
Real question: Did your parents believed in the idea of "video game addiction"?
>>738034313>tranny freak gets blown in half by based farmer Fucking based
GTA, until I was able to argue that I understood you aren't supposed to do those things in real life, I was pretty much unrestricted after that. Aside from that, I got in some trouble for doing King's knee bash to a kid, but I think I deserved that.
>>738029329pokemon, I had to borrow a GBA from a friend and hide it in order to play
>>738039046There are tens of thousands of good illustrators on the planet, and only a handful of good writers. Don't be fucking retarded. Or do, continuing to believe your insane fatalistic philosophy is more than punishment enough.
>>738044204I read what this guy has been up to and he wrote the most unfunny piece of shit I have ever seen bad mouthing Scott Adams after he died because he was slightly right leaning.honestly fuck this guy.
>>738029329i don't remember games but i wasn't allowed to watch the simpsons, my uncle doesn't let his kids play spyro for some reason
>>738037850>Gets called a nigger, faggot or retard as a pejorative >*crickets*>Gets called a tranny>WOW FUCKING OBSESSED MUCH GO BACK TO /POL/Tranny will always be an insult and there's nothing you can do except seethe and dilate.
>>738048302>my uncle doesn't let his kids play spyro for some reasonask him
>>738048398it was something related to religion that's all i remember
>>738031163>Elementary school>Minecraftgreat bait
>>738048378>2016+ newfag replying to a 5 hour old postLOL
>>738048378uh-oh, tourist meltie
>>738048492>I made my dumbass post 3 hours ago, you can't just call me a retard now!Can and will lol.Hell, I'll wait another 5 before I reply to your next one.
>>738029329none, but every time they saw me playing and there was a character that used magic they would remind me that magic isn't real, whenever a character followed an in-game deity they would remind me that this is wrong, fictional, and if they were real they would go to hell.My grandma would straight up say that everyone in every video game was satanic regardless if it was fictional or not, except in sports games.I was a really annoying atheist at 16 because of their constant hounding.nowadays I actually believe there's a God, I just don't think he's an asshole like most religious people then to think
>>738048675>everybody who replies to me is the same personROFL
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>>738031810I know it sucks to not get any (You)s for your oc so at least have this one.great job with the details by the way, I like how you just cropped out and pasted the dad's mouth upside down
>>738048672Oh boy, Troon seethe!
>>738029329checking if jannies are seething
>>738048676>everyone in every video game was satanic>except in sports games.
>>738048789>"Oh boy, Troon seethe!", 16 year old anon posted, as if his buzzword were a spell to inflict physical pain upon his aggressor.Yikes.
>>738048856>16 year old anon posted, as if his buzzword were a spell to inflict physical pain upon his aggressor.
>>738048676>I just don't think he's an assholeSo you're cool with kids living with cancer until they die before they get a second digit to their age? Or children being literally raped to death in longnose sacrifices?How is it living with no empathy, or as your desert tribe calls it: "emotional contagion"? I genuinely wish to understand.
>>738048676Oh no he does care. If he didn't he wouldn't have sacrificed his son for us, or would have just given up on us after our fall.You're also confusing "being an asshole" with "having moral standards, and acting as if they have actual weight on your soul".That said, Evangelical boomer "Christians" are really just fucked in the head.t. Atheist.
>>738049154>killed his first son on PassoverCaring father, or maximum tier troll?
>>738041174Anon, I forgot to type the letter "s".
>>738032272genetically her son is equal to your grandson
>>738049678No, the point is that, rather than sacrificing an animal every year so god will "passover" you, Jesus' sacrifice is the fulfillment of the covenant, his sacrifice essentially breaking the covenant and replacing it with a very, very simple command: believe in me and ye shall be saved, don't and you get to burn in the crucible of hell. IF you believe in me, good works should naturally follow (i.e. don't kill your neighbour you stupid fuck), if you don't you don't believe in me. If you pay lip service but don't actually believe, you go to hell. Simple.
>>738048951I didn't say or mean to imply any of that you retardand I'm not discussing this on /v/ o all places, think whatever you want.>>738049154lot of words to say mostly nothing, I should stop coming here
>go to a kid’s movie bday party >it’s Harry Potter >one kid has to awkwardly sit outside the movie alone while the rest of us watch
My mom kept wondering why alot of the vidya girls dressed like this. My dad asked me where can I find more games with women dressed like this.
>>738050428>MORE SIMPLEGod does care and made moral commands, and denying that he has made them is inherently sinful.Evangelical boomers are going off of shitty translations and shit that their pastor made up (i.e. roleplaying as a wizard in DnD is a SIN and you will BURN if you don't repent according to the bibble, praise Jimmy!)I presume the "not an asshole" part means that you're engaging in objectively (according to the Bible) sinful acts and denying that they are. Sorry to say, but you will burn if you actually believe in that stuff.Clear enough?
>>738048485I'm 23...
>>738031259This sounds the perfect way to become a faggot like you.
no my dad let me play anything. it was the one thing he was cool about. I played with duke nukem 3d game with parental controls until i was like 9 then he took off parental controls andi got to see the pixelated tits. I also played diablo 1 and my grandpa downloaded the demo on his laptop to check it out because my mom complained to him i was obsessed with it.
lmao americans are cultists
Wait, was it really that common for parents in your countries to forbid certain things because they thought they were satanic? Are you all muslims or something?I get the "it's not age appropriate" approach, but satanic? What kind of idiocy is this? Are you people just trolling again?
>>738051512You'd be surprised how retarded boomers were.
>>738029329Any and all shooters.
>>738051593I honestly never experienced any of that where I live. And neither have any of my friends as far as I know. It's just beyond retarded
>>738029329I got banned from playing Zelda and Link in smash bros for a while because I liked to make wooden swords in my dad's shop and fight my little brother in the backyard, eventually I started carving the tips into a point and I hit my brother with a down air to the gut while he was lying on the ground pretending to be dead leading to a visit to the ER
>>738048704shut up tranny, you lost
My parents forbid me from playing or watching anything violent, it had the exact opposite effect, since violence was now a mysterious forbidden thing i got fascinated by it. now i jerk off to abuse and guro. >>738051512You don't know much about people do you? Look up 'satanic panic' or 'daycare sex abuse hysteria'. Boomers literally made up moral panics out of boredom
>>738051874Those were never really a thing in my country.>inb4 you live in a third world shitholeI really don't. Maybe it was just one of those American things everyone else thought was fucking retarded.
>>738050665>I presume the "not an asshole" part means that you're engaging in objectively (according to the Bible) sinful acts and denying that they are... what the fuck are you talking about? To me that sounded like he was saying the evangelical retards you were talking about believe god is an asshole waiting to catch you on a technicality so you can be eternally tortured.
>>738046428Premium Xbox live subscription fees were built on the backs of strict parents. They never would've flew without grandpa chud thinking it would keep the kids safe.
>>738051961nta but french here, around the 90s we had that problem where news outlets would tell people how this or that was satanic and how it would make your kids dangerous psychopaths. They jumped on literally everything, video games, musics, ttrpgs, etc... 99% of the time it was targeted at foreign stuff.Today you'd be laughed at for saying things like this but people who were adults then still occasionally parrot those points.iirc Germany had a similar problem.
>>738051849I used to sneak around the house. I figured, as long as I stay under their line of sight, and remain still in places they don't expect anyone to be there, they never notice me. I was really good at it too. I practiced how to tiptoe without making a sound. I even managed to sneak up on people from the front, using distractions. Family gave me the nickname "killer whale" because of my weight and my habit of just popping up out of nowhere. People think I was inspired by Metal Gear, but I was more of a fan of Siphon Filter than anything. I eventually had to give it all up after I almost gave my dad a heart attack.
>>738048951Not him, and I'm not even religious, but you can't judge an omnipotent entity with the morality and logic of humans, just like you can't really expect a human to feel bad if they step on a colony of ants on their way to the grocery store.
On one hand any ban makes the kid think it's a big deal, powerful, and that they can't handle much.And on the other hand playing KCD instantly makes you entirely jewish.Saying to the kid judaism is gay is probably enough. And that japan is all pedos.
>>738031259Hmmmm welll ehhh yeah I suppose based
>>738031163Halo 3 was the peak actually.
>>738048951>God respect humans newfound free will>that is the will to do good or evil>allows them to do whatever they want with said free will>WHY WOULD YOUR GOD ALLOW PEOPLE WITH CANCER TO DIE BEFORE THEY EVEN GET TO BUY A FUNKO POPThe evil of this world is caused by humans.
>>738054330I wipe my ass with your god
>>738054485I wipe your ass with my bootGOTTEM
>>738031163My dad is so backwards regarding vidya and computers in general that he saw me playing Rapelay in 2011 and thought I was playing the Sims. I could play whatever the fuck I wanted because he didn't know better. He was super strict but clueless.
>>738031810Fucking saved. Noice.
>>738034812>Harmless franchise about cartoon animals with elemental powers>this is SATAN>actual christians getting vaporized in lebanon by a maniacal regime >this is GOD'S plan for greater israeldon't think about it too hard
My parents cared very little after i turned 13, except for specifically GTA san andreas because my dad didn't want me to start saying nigga
>>738031810kek
>>738041451>he doesn't flagellate himself for no reasonkek ngmi
>>0738031259is the objective to make the kids not too attached to videogames so that they can pursue something more fulfilling?
>>738029329As a kid I only were allowed 60mins per day on the family computer. Waiting for that fucking dwarf hunter to run al the way from loch modan to west fall while watching the minutes tick away.
>>738054330The good in this world is also caused by humans, more at 11
>>738048704>4 hoursClose enough Nah, but you ARE a seething troon.
We got World of Warcraft and I became obsessed. My parents are very chill about eveything but they draw the line at grades worsening and specifically banned it after a few too many bad test results. It was for the best.
>>738029329Oh hey I remember this from my childhood. My parents freaked the FUCK out when they found out the "Mon" in PokeMon stood for "Monster". Adults are retards and I'm never becoming one.
