what went wrong?
>>738031341marketing budget went dry
3 gorges dam
>>738031341>what went wrong?Satanic/demonic/fallen angel communist, wokeism, feminst, LGBTQ+ subhumans made the game. Hopefully they will repent before they die and accept Jesus, or else they will burn in hell for all eternity.
>>738031341Doormaker hurts the feelings of Chinese people.
>>738031341Nothing, getting negative reviews from any of the shithole nations (russia, china, india, etc.) is a badge of honor and the best proof that the game is actually good.
bugmen review bombing
>>738031503its been like 10 years broshe won, just move on
>>738031341it was woke(The Silent is a w*man of color)
>>738031341Devs decided they needed to do balance changes in an offline single player game
>>738031706They want to get that league of legends win ratioYou either roll the game or get rolled
it is insane when you read about their real takes on reddit or somethingthey are simply that mad that infinites are not a desired game mechanic
>>738031706NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYOU CANT JUST CHANGE STUFF IN AN EARLY ACCESS GAMEIM GOING INSANEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHSAVE MY MAO
>>738031503So this is why Chinese critique has been getting deligitimized even on /v/
>>738031847>WE MADE THE GAME WORSE!>WHY ARE YOU BOOING!?
>>738031512>>738031681>>738031606every timewhat's their problem with goatse?
>>738031341the Great Leap Forward
>>738031926Skill issue
The devs are going down the same path with the hell divers 2 devs wentNerfing any good build
To be honest, the Chinese are right in their criticism. The devs want to make the endgame a coinflip.
>>738032168Its early access you retard, did you really think things were going to stay the same
>>738031341>hiding 2/3rds of reviews to bump it into the blue as copekek
>>738032271Non english speakers aren't human
>>738031630Troon melty
>>738031427>>738031484>>738031503>>738031630I'm noooooticing
>>738031706Huh? It's single player?
>>738032403Its not
>>738031503is this real? hahaha you're all a bunch of cucks for playing this game if it is.
>>738032491https://www.mobygames.com/game/256394/slay-the-spire-ii/credits/windows/
So what, chinks are mad that the devs fixed some cheese strat and they can't p2w and have to actually git gud?
>>738032217What excuse will you use when they do this after early access?
>>738032658the whole reason why its early access is so they dont do this
>>738032553yes
>>738031341>what went wrong?Chinks.
>>738031503>Satanic/demonic/fallen angel communist, wokeism, feminst, LGBTQ+ subhumans made the gameChinks made it?
>>738032658What excuse will you use when they don't?
>>738031503kek no wonder they made Silent look like a sheboon
>60,000 chinese all crying because an abusable easy cheese strategy was fixed what a race of subhuman retards
>>738031341Game included multiplayer which made it friendslopCasual friendslop players don't want to try in their games, while slay the spire is supposed to be hardAlso Chinks cannot fathom losing and generally want nothing to counter the excessive amounts of card draw that silent/necrobinder get
>>738031341I can't beat act 3 with anything other than Sovereign blade cheese
StS is a mediocre deckbuilder. I understand why the first one got popular, but the genre has left it behind and releasing the same game again is just lazy.
>>738032845They’ve already played their card. They nerfed builds because they want players to suffer. It being in early access is irrelevant. They hate gamers, and if you need more proof look at the satanic communist they hired as a consultant
>>738033143>StS is a mediocre deckbuilder. I understand why the first one got popular, but the genre has left it behind and releasing the same game again is just lazy.
>>738033191You're retarded
>>738031503FPBP
>it's just a beta branch bro, relax>it's just an early access bro, relax>it's literally just released as 1.0 bro, give it some time, and relax>it's just been a few weeks after release brooo, devs are definitely cooking, relax>it's been only a couple of months, do you know how much time these updates usually take? stop being toxic>i know it's been a year, but nobody was forcing you to play the game, and the devs don't owe you anything>it's just chinese, their reviews don't count anyway
>>738031341regular enemies doing 30-40 damage a turn
>>738031503>>738032548I was waiting for release but now they can suck my fat cock.
>>738033314You have nothing to base any of these assumptions off. They're doing nothing different than what they did for early access of the first game.
>>738033380should've green texted that for comedic effect
>>738033380>ManSquattingOverPlate.png
Hmmmmmm.
>>738032548How can I refund with 42h played?
>>738033534Theres nothing to give that impression you're just imagining things to stir up drama.
>>738031503>Hopefully they will repent before they die and accept JesusGod hates the plants (people) sowed by the enemy (Satan). God only cares about Adam and his White children. Preaching is reserved only for the Whites and no one else. Purposefully misconstruing the words of Yahweh will not avail you.
>>738031503>>738031630Its been like 10 years bro.Why are we, in the current year, still consulting a retarded old jewish non-gamer hag on video games?
>>738033826The only reason is that the devs are actual true believers, so they dont want my filthy money anyway.
>>738033768>chinese are the only ones with standards while everyone else is happy to eat shitGrim
>>738033716>Theres nothing to give that impression>>738031503 and >>738032548Open wide!
>>738031503Sometimes I wish Steam had an "avoid" list
>>738033768Why are they like this?
>>738031706just play on lower ascensions if you're mad about things being too hard
>>738033931>Chinese>standardsMmmm yummy sewer oil for the people with "Standards"
>>738033143name the superior ones
>>738033143Truthnuke that killed the shills
>>738033987That's just how bug swarms operate, something triggers them and the whole swarm attacks.
>>738031341Allowing the Chinese to purchase the game.They should jack the chinese price up to something obnoxiously high in response to this.
>>738031341Nothing? It's just another shitty scam game that says 'lolz totes a roguelike I promise'People are just starting to sick of being scammed
>>738034000I never bought it and never will.I will NEVER buy anything that Anita sarkeesian was involved in
>>738034874I didn't mention buying. But if you didn't play it, you're not really equipped to discuss it.
SAY IT WITH MEDOORMAKER
>>738031503this explains the presence of the tranny god that gives you boons
>>738034946去你的
What in this game hurts the feelings of the Chinese people?
>>738035152they made it so a mindless zero effort strategy no longer works
>>738031341I'm not a Chink but the new Doorman is fucking bullshit. You literally have to inflate your deck if you want to beat him, which means you have to use a subpar deck if you want to beat the 2nd boss on A10, which is already challenging enough.Every fucking card you use in one of his three forms gets exhausted. Why not just the first? If you only have around 20 cards in your deck--something that used to be a good tactic--now becomes completely fucking useless against Doorman. Good luck playing only one or no cards at all in 1/3 of his turns while he hits you for 40 damage. I honestly don't think Megacrit plays their own games.
>>738035152You see, I'm gonna put this in the simplest way possible.The way the Chinese play the game is completely different to the way everybody else, especially top western players, do. They do not see the game as a "puzzle" to be solved. They see a "top chinese player" (they are actual jokes by the way, they all savescum unlike top Western players), and just copy what they do. They only want to have a deck that goes infinite and plays itself. Like robots, they only pick the card that will lead to infinite, go shop, remove strike. Again, and again, and again. They are barely human. Cheating is an integral part of Chinese culture, so they want to "cheat" at the game as easily as possible. Learn mechanics? NO! I want to copy streamer and go infinite. I MUST WIN EASILY There's no arguing with this people. They literally do not understand what makes a game like this good, they barely think at all. Doormaker actually forces the player to think and not play like a bot. You need to plan ahead and find a solution. You're given plenty of time to figure out one by the way, a whole act. This fucker sent an entire nation into infinite malding. It's fucking pathetic really.
>she paid 40 bucks to beta test sts2 for yours trulyPatient gods win again.
>>738031503Is this why all the new character sprites look even worse than sts1?
>>738034937I will discuss it and I will continue to not fund woke DEI consultants
>>738035449I see. Repulsive.
>>738035152chinese don't play games to overcome a challenge, they do so to win and feel powerful. therefore anything that makes a game harder feels like an insult to them. It's just a fundamental cultural difference. It's also why they cheat so much. sts devs saw that some builds were overtuned and one boss was too weak, so they nerfed some cards and buffed the boss, and the chinese have had a nonstop meltdown ever since. There are a few westerners bandwagoning the chinese wave but they're just schizos who always hated sts.
>>738035449Tell me exactly what tactic you use when you have to face Doormaker (requires big deck) and Test Subject (requires small deck) in the same run.
>>738033768thanks, this is all i wanted to see
>>738035859works on my machine
>>738035859>Test Subject (requires small deck)meds
>>738035982>snakebitenice shoop
>>738035859The fuck you mean test subject requires a small deck? What you do depends on character. The easiest solve to Doormaker is getting card gen (Regent has the easiest time here), or pivoting to exhaust based strats. You can also just shop a lot on Act 3 to pad out your deck. Or you can (?)max to fish for the mirror event (solves doormaker by itself) Test subject is the strongest boss rn and a little imbalanced, you don't need an infinite combo deck to beat him though.
>>738033741>whites were da real jewskek
anthony waito piggo insult grorious china
>>738036028Okay. I'm going to admit something. I'm going to bare my very soul to you. I have been one of the foremost snakebite HATERS in this thread since day 0. I have argued VEHEMENTLY against this card. But after this run... I don't - I can't stop myself. My legs, my knees, they're moving on their own...Snakechads, I was cruel to you. I was capricious and combative. I didn't listen, I refused to listen. I hope - I pray, that you will find it among the wealth of compassion in your hearts, snakebros, and within the wisdom in your minds, snakefriends, to accept me among you, born anew and baptised in venom, to walk among you as a snakeChad.My legs are straining. My knees are bending. I cannot stop it. I kneel, snakeGODS. >>738036051He doesn't have his own thoughts, he heard small deck good so he thinks it's a requirement. He's spiritually chinese.
>>738033931>if the game doesn't cater to my whim every single update I'm going to leave a negative review instead of using in-game feedback
>>738036061>Harod wasn't an edomitefound the edomite
>>738036051If you want me to read ur post then pls don't curse thx
>>738036154After I saw that vid of Baalor beating A10 with 4 snakebites and making it work somehow I became a believer. Snakebite bullet time.
>>7380313413 problems with STS2 :1-Apparently they made one of the bosses stupid hard and unfun. Like the Heart, but as a stage 3 boss rather than secret final boss.But I wouldn't know about this becfause I stopped playing before they made this change.2-the game is just more of the same. Same 3 characters with just slight variations.2 new characters but one is badly balanced.Some STS1 mods are more interesting than this.3-they tried to make the same trick as for the first: one year of early access during which they make some really drastic changes, and they change things according to player data, which makes me think they had no initial vision for the game and they're just doing random shit and see what sticks.We were expecting better
>>738035859doormaker does not require a big deck. i've beaten him with sub 25 card decks. how big your deck needs to be depends on your damage output and how dense your cards are or if you are generating cards. most of the time i see people killing him in 8 turns or less so they only see the exhaust phase twice and don't run out of cards.
>>738036263CorrectIf I am given the choice between an option with less impact that my enemy prefers and the option with more impact than my enemy doesn't want, I will pick the nuclear solution every single time
>>738036438>1-Apparently they made one of the bosses stupid hard and unfun. Like the Heart, but as a stage 3 boss rather than secret final boss.Doormaker has the worst kill rate. He's the easiest of the 3.
>>738036423It's just a card that is kind of bad but with investment becomes good, very reasonable for a common.
>>738036438And the thing that negates all of your nonissues: multiplayer is fun as fuck
>>738036154>He's spiritually chinese.I'm gonna start using that one
>>738031341Allowing chinks on the internet
>>738036438>Weyou fags are so insecure
>>738036492>my enemyYou are a fucking cuck at this point because you already gave "your enemy" your money. Like boohoo nigga you don't have the power of discernment, you think like a woman.
If you learn a bit about chinese culture, this overreaction starts making a lot of sense.
>>738036263 /v/ would absolutely do this if they could organize such a review strike, but fortunately they are fractured, isolated "individualists" and as such their scattered reactionary criticisms are easy to dismiss.
current doormaker's health and damage are too low for his mechanics to really matter.
>/>738036694I liked your first post better.
I am fine with most of their changes. I don't like some of them but I can live with them. I can't deal with the stupid doormaker. I hate that boss. A boss shouldn't be a know its mechanics and build your deck correctly before floor 3. If you don't build your deck on the chance you fight him you just lose to him. I like the triple headed lizard thing and the necromancer with its pet. Both are good fights that make sense while exhausting my deck on turn two when he does 40 is not fun.
>>738031341
>>738036595no, it's because comments like yours that call to action are insta deleted by janoids, so organized groups can't be formedyou are only allowed to be an obedient golem for kikes
>>738036767>before floor 3You have answers in Act 3. Hell, there's an event that literally solves the boss for yourself.
Is this the designated chink crying thread?
>>738036767doormaker is the easiest boss, you're legitimately bad at the game
>>738036828yeah but im bad
>>738035859medium deck
>>738036828deck dupe is not a doormaker solve and hes right that you absolutely should be building for all the bosses if possible from floor 1where hes wrong is thinking doormakers mechanics are really that oppressive. it does not take a lot to beat door.
>>738036914personally I find the experiment easier to deal with but holy shit does the queen ream my asshole
>>738036932If you want the easiest answer, just save money on Act 2 in case you have to fight doormaker and buy lots of Block and any card generation if you see any.
>>738036997yeah queen punishes not having plentiful draw really hard. and the lizard punishes an unlucky hand the hardest by far. it baffles me that people still complain about the doornigger after he got defanged.
>>738035859Having a win condition that doesn't rely on cycling one million cards. Like for example Necrobinder can win with a single card, Hang. Doormaking exhausting your deck makes it only easier. Or if you're playing doom, then just make sure to not exhause No Escape, everything else is expendable.
>>738031503I thank you for your service, anon.
>>738036679I didn't, I pirated the game
>>738033636You can give it a go.
>>738035013no new pee pee is a fat bitch, not an lgbt. It even says in her name she is opposed to that stuff.
What is the ? event for doormaker counter?
>>738031341devs decided to ignore all feedback they received and ruined a game. this happened with cloverpit too. glad I didn't end up buying this one.
>>738037302hes talking about the event that duplicates your deck. anyone saying filling your deck with garbage or duplicating it is a good idea is just retarded though. you can still win with some luck and depending on how strong your deck was before and then retards conclude that because they won it was a good idea, but duplicating your deck just makes it worse 99% of the time.that said, doormaker is not hard to build for at all and hes the easiest boss in the game. the only decks i've lost to current door on are release patch style decks that scaled by exhausting to a small loop of one damage card. even on current door, tiny looping decks or true infinite decks can still work if they are strong enough. the output and energy requirements of such decks is just way stricter so you can't just be lazy and skip/remove every card after adding one damage card.
>>738033931their standards are retarded, they want broken mechanics so they can feel powerful and special instead of enjoying the challenge. it's the same reason they're the biggest cheaters in every online game (and real life)
>>738036607he's speaking for china and her people
>WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO ACTUALLY BUILD A DECK IN A DECKBUILDING GAME THIS IS FUCKING ABSURD REEEEEE
>>738039239stop yelling
>>738033219Greta tummy
>>738031503Why the fuck do you need a consultant to help you imagine your own game? Are you that creatively bankrupt despite already making STS1? Did they use consultants for that too?
>>738031341Ban the Chinese.
>>738031341Chinamen are in such a different culture that their reviews shouldn't even show up outside of their region by default.
>>7380364381. Get good 2. Two entirely new characters, tons of new cards and reworks for the returning characters, tons of new relics, enemies, events, and bosses isn’t enough? Darkest Dungeon 2 tried something entirely different and people hated it. StS2 is just more of what people loved, which is what I want in a sequel. 3. They tried to do early access and a balancing strategy that makes perfect sense in early access?
>>738036691I thought they weren't allowed to play anything with spooky skellingtons in it.
what is the reasoning behind the review bomb? anything specific? or just the great filter of china?
>>738040965>>738035449
>>738040965Some infinite combos got nerfed, and a relatively weak act 3 boss got buffed and the chinese are fuming.
>>738031341everything feels slower
I think you meant the Chinks seethed and it went right. Bugmen aren’t human
>>738031503Wait wtf why's that circusian lady in there lmao
>>738031512Based. Fuck the Chinese “people”
>>738040965China can't admit they are actually bad at the game and have been losing their marbles over the easiest final boss (proven by winrates)
>>738041091>>738041098thx... wild.
Why is China mad at this game?
>>738041375>>738041091
Todays daily is really fun, necrobinder A10 with ironclad cards. made a necro FNP exaustdeck with goopy defends and 2x damage ashen strikes
>>73803150343 years old btw
>>738031503Truth NVKE
>>738031503>look this up>can't find anythingso this is fake and you dumb niggers will just believe anything
>>738035449Do the Chinese know what the concept of "fun" means?
I was one of the people against it since they changed his energy increase phase, because of how aggressively anti-card draw they made the entire fight. But the complete melty from the chinese community is starting to make me hope they keep it.The vast amount of them are just incapable of critical thought and their opinions aren't worth considering.
>>738031341Requesting the test subject gif of Silent drawing cards and subject getting stronger with a stupid look on his face.[Spoiler] Please [/Spoiler]
>>738031341They killed infinites, and Chinese shitters are jerking their hateboners to death.
>>738031341The Chinese of course
cant say that i agree with the chinks with how the game should be balancedbut why is /v/ fellating this game if it has woke garbage in it? it's giving me hades vibes. and im not just talking about the second game
>>738041705Fun is not when you have to build for doormaker from floor 1, gwailo
>>738041692>so this is fakehttps://www.mobygames.com/game/256394/slay-the-spire-ii/credits/windows/
>>738031990They don't have a lot of avenues to express their discontent to the devs due to chinese restrictions so they have to use steam reviews
>>738033768This has significantly reduced my opinion of the chinese.
>>738042336anybody can edit this btw
>>738036767Yeah, imagine the awakened one fucking over power based decks, or the time eater fucking over spammy decks.
>>738041705fun is when I win and you (or the computer program) loses
>>738041742this one?
>>738043301*Bad Kazoo noises plays*
>>738033768China is the no1 consumer of steam
>>738043548They certainly blow enough hot air.
>>738033931>China>standardsnot fooling anyone zhang when your products spontaneously combust
>>738041742>>738043301https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOqSTxjBXPQ it's from a stupid little animation
>pick runic pyramid>your hand fills up faster than you can play them and you can't draw your key cards
>>738043687this happened to me my first sts1 run (after sts2). thought i was gonna be op but then my hand was full of strikes and defends in the boss and i learned its possible to be retarded enough to lose with runic pyramid.
>>738043687It's a super strong relic, but if you aren't careful with how you build your deck it becomes run-ruining
>>738042704Liar
>dude just block 50 damage lmaothis game is retarded and anyone who defends it is also retardedI demand to see proof of any dev reaching A10 on his own merit, because I highly doubt they could even reach A5 by themselves.
>>738031503AHHHhh, this is why the Ironclad wears the mask. In any normal world he'd just be some anime guy with white-ish/tan but they had to go grey/mutt. And this is why Silent is ambiguously colored. And this is why Regent is basically the trans as the language surrounding him/her dances around the usage of pronouns.
>>738044865skill issue
>>738035449you've consumed too much /pol/
>>738045180>Regent is basically the trans as the language surrounding him/her dances around the usage of pronounswut
>>738031503/thread
>>738032904is this true?
>>738045529>>738031990
>>738031503LMAOnot buying this shit anymore
>>738045458"His" could be anyone. More needs to be written, that's all.
>>738045815I don't understand what you mean. It says his referring to regent
>>738045815Half of his entries in the epochs refer to him as His Majesty. You're just a retard.
>>738041705fun is when you swipe $1000 in gacha slop and then press the auto button
just won my first multiplayer playing with my gf :3
>>738031341Can I turn off China reviews? Like automatically filter them out? So they don't influence the score.
>>738031503aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand DROPPED
>>738031341I took a huge break and since coming back i haven't lost to doormaker once. i also never beat him once before the changes.
>>738031341the Silent looks like a man>>738031503>picwell, that explains it
>>738031341You gotta be a nigger to care about any of this irrelevant shit. Stop pretending like you give a fuck, we all know you only use this as an outlet for your hatred towards a group you don't like. None of this matters.The game is sitting at 93% positive across 50000+ reviews written in English.
>>738031630>she won, just move onshe didn't win anything
>>738031503that's outdated now
>>738031341more like slay the spirit fuck off with this shit + Christ is King
>>738031341Gen A L P H A has rightly turned against your zoomerito rogueslop dogsludge fake games. Design a real game or this will happen to you!>>738031503chr*stianity is a jewish slave cult against all White races.
>>738031341China got filtered, unironically.
>>738049926>gf that plays card games with you
>>738039901>Did they use consultants for that too?Weirdly enough, no, that doesn't seem to be the case. Only the second game has "consultants" for some reason.
>>738050076dumb frogposter
