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>>738032149>my 8 year old face as Homer's voice came out of that thing
>>738033623Eh...I can kind of hear it. It's far enough apart that I wouldn't pick up on it unless I was really trying to listen for it.
>>738033623He was Genie in the TV series, too. But what I really like was his Earthworm Jim
>>738033623i wasn't allowed to watch the simpsons growing up so it's definitely robin williams to me
>Disney breaks robin's trust but agrees to come back for the 3nd movie for some reason>When he dies he specifically told his daughter to not let them use any of the outtakes he did as genie>They get used anyway in the anniversary shortWhat was up with that whole thing?
>>738035792Sounds like she took the easy paycheck over not turning her father's remains into a perpetual motion machine.
Would you use your last wish to free the genie? Be honest.
>>738036065That would be my only wish.
>>738036065Even if you disregard Genie being a total bro< your choices are:-make lifelong friends with an omnipotent being-get some retarded wish you already could've gotten twice
>>738036065Wish 1) Give me the ability to make wishes Wish 2) Give me my going into game machines backWish 3) Kill JFK
>>738036065only if i knew it wasn't an evil genie but that would probably be hard to figure out, a genie who wants to be freed would obviously try to be buddy-buddy with you if it figured out the possibility for that wish was there, and then it would have the chance to use its freedom to obliterate you instantly and take over the worldthe alternative that would happen is the genie becomes a normal person, and what the fuck am I supposed to do with a guy with no citizenship or connections? what's would the new normal person do to survive more than a week
>>738036065some genies are dicks but blue robin seems like a good guy. I'd take phenomenal cosmic powers/itty bitty living space off his hands for a few millenia if he wants to chill
>>738036065I'd use the first wish to nullify the no wishing for more wishes rule
>>738032149BOIL
>>738036525>Not wishing for the power to grant your own wishes and freeing himOk SLAVEDRIVER
>>738036065I had a dream once I found a genie and I freed them because slavery is inherently evil and then the genie became my wacky sitcom neighbor and best friend.
kh1's degree of animation fidelity is insane for its day
>>738033623And they replaced Dan Castellaneta with Jim Meskimem in 2011, who does a better-but-still-not-perfect job of matching Robin Williams' voice.
1: infinite wishes that I can grant myself2: free the genie3: a pizza (if he feels like it)
>>738036065Real genie would kill you, so no, but you can wish for him to be free to live with you and then it would be basicaly infinite wish with him saving your ass constantly
>>738035792https://youtu.be/5kBjfpFdSf0?t=49https://youtube.com/shorts/sZGBV-OBrskThere's a lot of weird things surrounding that movie. He must have needed the money otherwise I don't know why he did it.>Robin Williams does his lines>Jim Cummings ad libs some lines>gets called back to redo some lines to better fit Jim Cummings' lines>he's pissed>just ad libs killing off Jim's character for the scene with a 4th wall break
>>738036950>Real genie would kill youWhy?
>>738037353because (they are not real in case you missed it)
>>738036330would you use a wish to confirm if the genie was evil or not and then use the second wish to free him, leaving you only with one wish to use for selfish ends?
so, do you subscribe to the monkey paw theory of genie wishing or the straightforward theory?does monkey paw get defeated by appending "with no drawbacks" to the end of the wish?"exactly how I intend in my head"?what's the logic for making the wish more robust, can a genie weasel its way out of even the most robust logic trapping and loophole closure?
>>738037843Both. You need a full legalese document written out with any and all loopholes closed while making the desired outcome as unmistakable as possible.
>>738038045>Bothmutually exclusive outcomes>monkey paw"i wish for a million dollars"outcome: you get a dollar a day for a million daysyou get a million dollars but it's not real money, or it's real but stolen and the feds come after you and arrest you and seize the money>straightforward"i wish for a million dollars"outcome: you get a million dollars on the spot, it's real, not stolen, it's yours and you can use it freely
>>738036065My life is already basically screwed once I get the ability to make wishes. If I have small time regrets of choices I've made in my life already, I know the rest of my life will be me kicking myself for making wrong wishes so I might as well help the genie, at least someone can benefit from it
>>738036065It would be my first wishAll wishes will be detrimental to you as the receiver, only a retard would do it, plus if you did it with benevolent intent he might be your pal
>>738036065I wish that after the clock strikes midnight tonight, no human being will ever have another ingrown hair or clogged pore again. I don't want anyone to have to go through the confidence-destroying nightmare that I was spectator to growing up. For my second wish, I want the genie to answer me honestly and tell me what led to him being imprisoned in the lamp under penalty of obliteration if he lies or attempts to withhold the truth in any way. Depending on how he answers, my third wish is either to set him free or to have every single human living in the country of India to instantly and immediately drop dead of a heart attack.
>>738037843just put im back to sleep for 2000 year after a single shit wish, no one have time for magical jew bulshit
>>738039007Let's get one thing straightArab Muslim countries (where Djinn originated) are not india shit street countries
>>738039671Correct! If not India, then all of sub-Saharan Africa, but there are still white people down there so I'm hesitant.
