Problem: Gamers are fucking stupidSolution: A sidekick character who holds their hand. e.g. Navi, FiNew Problem: Nobody likes being stopped in their fucking tracks by these annoying charactersNew Solution: Voice acting. The "gameplay" continues unfettered while a theatre kid yaps and quips.Botw/Totk solution: No annoying characters. Just make every puzzle so braindead that nobody could ever get stuck. No gamer left behind!Personally I never minded Fi because she told me when my batteries were low and I want to have intercrural sex with her thighs. Then she goes "Master, the chance of impregnation is 0.00 percent" "My analysis of your performance is complete. There is a 100 percent percent probability that you are a pussyfree virgin."
>>738035595>DSP getting stuck.webm
>puzzle is so heckin good you guys!>you just get stuck on it forever and look up the solution..great puzzle....
>>738038082Ah the Crimson Desert approach.
>>738035595I was a Metroid Prime kid so I liked Fi's scientific babbling. Every time I did anything I'd go through all her call options just to see if she had anything to say. Unfortunately, her game is complete ass and is still to this day the worst Zelda game. But I do like her.
>>738035595>Botw/Totk solution: No annoying characters. Just make every puzzle so braindead that nobody could ever get stuck. No gamer left behind!>meanwhile in reality
>>738039643What the fuck do people praise about this game
>>738039643>anon's reality is seething at the same handful of decade-old webms every day for the duration of his life because he doesn't like it when people are mean to botw/totkSad!
