What's a good game to play on your birthday?
>>738049957sissy bottom: the game
>>738049957Happy birthday anon.
>>738049957The game of Life, Happy birthday
>>738049957Birthday: the game
birthday blasters: happy day edition!! i hope it's been a good day!!
>>738049957Mario and Luigi Dream Team. It has birthday gear that gets stronger on that very day.
the game of the day, clearly
drinking
>>738054247what are you drinking tonight nonny? i'm having white claw...
>>738054286It's morning, I'm just having a beer because it's the only thing I have left before I take a shower
>>738054286I drink claws because beers are too high carb.
>>738054429enjoy it!!>>738054541right! beer is pretty gross anyway, it makes you feel fat...
>>738054595I will not enjoy it because it tastes bad
>>738049957sex with anon
>>738049957Jacking off and posting the results here?
>>738049957X-men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse
>>738049957Happy birthday Anon, I hope you outgrow tranime by the next one.
>>738055482nyo that's for dms
>>738049957happy birthdayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uxi9x3dbyk
>>738055574but it's the best way to get people into your dms!
>>738049957Twisted Metal 2Happy birthday faggot
>>738049957Mario Party, Peach's Birthday Cake, 50 turns. Last place gets fucked by the top 3
>>738054541I would never drink sevage like your pic, I don't care about the carbs when I drink I want to enjoy the tastefor me it's Zlatý Bažant in a Stella Artois glass
>>738049957your favorite vidya or your first vidyahappy birthday
>>738055574What do you usually stroke it to? Tell me what tickles your taint the best.
>>738056809making nonnies shoot but we also play videogames too!
>>738056869Playing games with guys is so much easier when they're all cushy and no longer distracted by lewdsPlus it breaks the ice like nothing else could
>>738056869Gay and slutty. Happy birthday anon, I always praise saints like you who make it their mission to relieve others.
>>738049957Happy Birthday Yakuza 5 if not lonely Persona 4 if slightly lonely Infamous 2 (rewatching the hang out with zeke cutscene) if extremely lonely
>>738056962But wouldn't it be distracting for them to be all cushy and want to cuddle and be lovey dovey instead?
>>738056962right? you tend to be more, well...in sync when playing! >>738056972hehe, i'm not the birthday boy! but service is my thing, nothing beats it!
>>738049957Play any game on this listhttps://www.mobygames.com/this-day-in-gaming/5/2/
>>738057102Plenty of lovey dovey relaxing coop games with time to share soft, cozy affection with each other!
>>738056962>>738057102>>738057151I'll never be able to be this cushy with anon, being a dumb yuropoor esl with a thick accent...
What drives a man to enjoy milking other men? How does this happen? And are they all so faggoty and cute?
I'm the OP I wasn't expecting so much gay stuff in this thread but I'm just glad you guys are having fun
>>738049957day of defeat: source
>>738057305The OP picture didn't help
>>738057305For once OP was not a faggot
>>738057229hmm, wanna put that to the test?>>738057251i dunno, it just feels better to help! and seeing your special person's reactions while you're, well, cooperatively gaming really boosts the experience!>>738057305sooorry, happy birthday...
>>738057229being esl is such hell in every way
>>738057558you scared him offwhen you're smurfing in lower level content, you have to hold back a little!
>>738057305I remember one time I made a thread and used some reaction image I saved from here, which turns out was a gachaslut. First couple of posts were on topic but then someone started posting pics of other sluts from that gacha and ERPing with some dudes who started jacking off in my thread.
>>738057935
why are you people like this? animu isn't gay!
Happy birthday, I wish you well in life. I recommend playing UFO 50
happy 35th little unc!
>>738057874you're a level 1 noob if you think that's high-level! i'm playing nice right now~
Cocks...
>>738058072Lol how'd you know
>>738058101>he doesnt knowAre you still a neet?
>>738058117Nah I've been gainfully employed for many a year
>>738049957happy birthdayany game that has a special event for your birthday
>>738057874>>738057558I 'm not scared! It's just unfortunate timing, I'm going on a hike today!
>>738058190enjoy your hike!!!
>>738055649Everything after season one is cringe fanfiction to me
>>738058086i'm level 1 prestige 6!at least you have more class than the sloppy asuna posters that go alllll out right away!
>>738058248aww, lose all your xp again? i'm not like those people, i'm from a different world...i kind of avoid gacha threads because it's always soulless junk like that!
>>738058340those threads pay the billscommunity service work is way better!
Faggots don't get to celebrate their birthdays
>>738058376it just isn't the same if it isn't lovey-dovey or intimate...steam gaming is something special!!!
You guys are too horny, I miss my youth losing juices to these types
>>738058473affection is the best!
>>738058652all you need to do is say the magic words if you're looking for a bit of nostalgia...
>>738057512Yuri isn't gay
>>738058784I definitely appreciate the offer sweetie but it's just a bad time to feed a boy my lust and have some videogame discussion aftercare
>>738058676it depends on the mood of the night for me!>>738058898don't worry honey, it's okay! enjoy your games regardless~
Unironically though, I've had a girlfriend (once) before and it's way more fun to JO with your bro in between gaming sessions. Laughing, cooming, having a good time. That's what vidya culture is all about...Anyway OP sorry your thread became really gay, stop posting lust provoking images in the future.
>add cute anon>end up gifting them gamesevery time!
>>738058958Thanks babe, though you did inspire me to be a degen later so I'll tear up a boy later thinking about you!
>>738059082Did I just witness anon NTR?
>>738059082hummm you'll be receiving negative gaming karma for this, probably!
>>738059186I'm just teasing silly, I'll just have to look into finding you later I'm sure there's a way!
I've always wanted to milk anons but it feels too embarrassing
>>738059082What will you do to the boy?
>>738059036why?
>>738059097yes and it's kinogod I wish more anons ntrd online losers like that
Happy birthday anonI figure that if it's your birthday there's three good options>1. Play a game you really like again>2. Buy yourself a new game that you like the look of (or a game someone else got you if that's a thing you do) >3. Play a game with your friendsAll of these are good options. If you have friends, 3, if you don't, 2, if you can't afford a new game then pirate and then 2, or do 1.Better yet if you DO have friends and can do 1 or 2 with them.Either way I hope you have a good day. Please enjoy this picture of a smiling basking shark.
>>738059329i don't tend to use this site all that much! if you post a burner email i can send you my thingies!
>>738059036don't do this to me...
kill all anime trannies
love all anime trannies
>>738059667Filename sweetie
Sensually inflate all anime trannies
>>738059787what
>>738059782sent!!
>>738059823Inflate them to their limits
>>738049957 my question is why do you think you're a little girl? If recommend you play crash bandicoot 2 or gran turiiso, but drop the act. Maybe bring an adult male sucks, but pretending you aren't one sucks worse
Do people still use discord?
>>738059559cause it makes my pp tingle>>738059684do it!
>>738060128no, I will never do it again
>>738060197why not?you know it feels really good
The gochiusa vn since Yuri yuri has no games
>>738060072duh, what else am i supposed to use??
>>738060269it doesn't feel good enough to warrant losing so much!
>>738060128corruption on the dom's side is so hot..
>>738059036cute moneyspender! does it really make you feel that good?
Wait a minute this isn't /dft/
>>738060443I stopped using discord entirely, now I'm on matrix
>>738060923i would do that if everyone else used it, but i don't see the point...
>>738061003I don't want my very gay chats at the hand of a company that stores everything in clear text and partners with palentir... Besides I already deleted my account so I'd have to verify my age
>>738061128you don't have to verify your age silly! i wouldn't use it either if i had to send an ID! palantir will have to make do with looking at steamy kissy text video game logs instead of facedoxxes...
>>738061128But Palantir already knows you spend your days milking and/or being milked by faggy nonnies. The bigger issue is shit like lolisho suddenly becoming illegal and your chats leading to your arrest.
>>738061003The worst part about times like this when platforms become draconian is how fractured everyone is, for years everyone has been on discord but now there's like four different programs which ultimately leads to people losing motivation for doing it at all. The golden age of milking is most likely over.
>>738049957Russian roulette
>>738061341fortunately a couple are shutting down soon, so i think it's going back to just matrix and discord, for better or worse...
>>738060454don't liethe more you lose the better it feels!>>738060574especially if they become more cruel>>738060710as a maso, losing feels good in every way no matter what
>anime OP = gay ERP threadwhy are amerimutts like this?
>>738061654it's especially good in Bell's case because of how long she's done it. she probably started on wow or something in the 2000s and has player a major part in ruining people like me, and made a bunch of dough from it too... her life changed forever and so did mine
>>738061781it's NOT my fault they put chemicals in our water
>>738061851sometimes I wish I was american so I could be full of feminizing microplastics instead of being an eurochad
>>738061923we can trade i wanna be a cute dainty european the sun here is way too harsh
>>738061781Most are pretty ugly too, but they will always claim they literally looks like a princess irl or some bs/trash/ raid btw, you can just go there or on their main server to figure it out
>>738049957Happy Birthday
>>738062002i was implying the opposite, americans are cuter and more feminine
>>738062094only some! a lot of us are ugly too just like europeoples
>>738062136on average it seems far more common for americans to be tiny and have wide waists, maybe its the circumcision
>>738062006iI checked the thread and nobody's mentioned this thread schizzy-kun.
>>738049957kain blood omen
>>738049957MGS V
Stop erping
I consider myself a straight guy but I have this maso tendency where I'd love for a feminine, crossdressing femboy to use me as a cumdump and dom the fuck out of me. I'm pretty tall with wide shoulders so bonus points if they are short as fuck and their cock are bigger than mine.
>>738063490why
What does sissies erping with each other have to do with video games?
>>738064693it's the heart and soul of /v/ the video game board
Huggy kissy sex with Kyouko with my male penis
No sex allowed beyond this point!
>>738065241Fine, get on my lap.
reminder that everyone posting itt is morbidly obese and ugly as sin, including myself.
Yuru Yuri might be my favorite annie may but damn the fandom sucks.Anyway happy birthday OP. Lollipop Chainsaw seems like a good birthday game.
>>738069740It was my favorite for a long time. It's one of the few anime I've ever rewatched, with it now being four times I've watched the second season, but these fags make me feel embarrassed for ever liking it.
>>738070063my apologies I'm better behaved now
you guys scared op away from his own thread
>>738069336Holy projection, I've had GFs before I simply like gooning with men in secret.
>>738069336I'm actually a huge bodybuilder irl
>>738071397post muscles
>>738070653OP just left to celebrate his birthday by playing vidya together with his bf
>>738071562yeah I bet you would like that whore
>>738071764yesnow post themplease?
Why is /v/ suddenly full of cock starved erp addicted faggots?
>>738072368what no father, no touching grass or women does to a motherfucker permanently online discord dwelling kind.
>>738072450NTA but you need to eat something
>>738072450small as huge, huge does not refer to height by the way but muscle girth, mr. skeletor.
>>738072368Why are you not?
>>738072450Can't believe that, out of everything in this derailed thread, the thing that disappoints me the most is the guy who posted his small muscles making me think he was big and buff.
>>738072450gross
>>738072450disgusting freak
sorry anon I just expected you to be a bit beefier, that wasn't my thing
>>738063538I'm the opposite. I wan to dominate guys and fuck them into submission, but be dominated by women. (Women aren't really people so my pride doesn't get hurt much if I'm dominated by them, it's a humiliation thing.)
Gays
>>738072450You failed man.
>>738072368>suddenlydo you "guys" even play video games?!
>>738049957Up