Why are they called dry bones and not bone koppas?
This nigga faps to cartoon skeleton turtles.
Cause Peach bones them until their bone is dry
>>738061394Do any of bowsers other minions have bonesWhat do dry goombas look like
>>738061430sounds pretty based to me
Dis jit cracks necrotortoises
>>738061394because turtles are usually wet
>why did they name the character dry bonesmiyamoto was trying to bring up the circumcision topic here but in a covert and subtle way
K**PA GOT BACK
>>738061394His name is カロン actually
Are koopas good for you?
Beware
>>738065041>tfw I still need my memo to read fucking katakana
>>738065090No, you usually take damage if they touch you. Make sure to land on their heads or you're in for a serious hurt!
>>738065090Yoshi seems to think so
>>738061394Lubeless
>>738065090depends how wide their hips are
>>738068364thats a male koopas
>>738061394I used to play as him in mario kart ds. I liked him.
>>738061394make to pass through yoshi guts
>>738065134Wtf I just turned into a dry bones????
>>738065202use this and hammer it in every day, there's no other wayhttps://djtguide.github.io/learn/kana.html
>>738061394>>738062238this is what people mean when they say gooning is bad for youseek professional help
wet bones
>>738072278i wasn't gooning though
This thread sounds gay
is this the thread?
I think dry bones might actually be a reference to that one song about dry bones
Koopa boys belong to human MEN
>>738061394>>738062238>>738065134>>738071814How do they cum?
>>738061394presumably there's a wet bones version
>>738077721ectoplasm dicks
>>738077778Acceptable response
i honestly didn't know /v/ has a thing for koopas
>>738078557>cheeksEwww. The original is cuter, sanding down a monster's inhuman features is lame.
>>738061394How drybones are made.
>>738078867>vore>ai>femoidkys heteronormiefaggotroon
>>738078867>aislopAwful. Get some real vorechad art.
>>738078617i agree the original is cuter. but don't you want you feel what's like to grope semi-soft bony cheeks?
>>738079048Where from? Nobody is fucking making it anymore.
>>738079243Just pay for a commission, poorfag.
>Straight shortstack content is all imps, goblins, and humanoids>Gay shortstack content is all furry content and animals/creatures which aren't humanoidExplain this, why is nobody making twink versions of Midnna
>>738078557It doesn't surprise me/v/ has some particular tastes especially those of the cute shortstack variety
>>738068364>>738074006>>738076279moarr
>>738079243>Nobody is fucking making it anymoreYou're probably a retard who only looks on Twitter. Go look at e6, Furatfinity, and Aryion.>B-But then I have to sift through the shit art!Still better than AIslop.
>>738079406There aren't really many humanoid male shortstacks in vidya, and r63 is for fags with no taste regardless of which end of that spectrum you go for. The only ones I can think of are the Asura (which are cute but unfortunately stuck in an MMO) and Styx, who I like but definitely has the big schnoz most people don't.
>>738079572I'm not just talking about rule 34 though, but also OC art
>>738079406we have imp shortstacks
>>738079681So am I.
>>738079735m...moar
>>738079406I'll have you know we do like goblins and impsI'm particularly a gay monsterfucker
>>738079802would suck off cute fat bokoblin desu
>>738079847Same
>>738080161yum
If I were a Yoshi I'd eat so many of these little fuckers.
>>738080251yoshi can't eat them fast enough he needs to grow stronger
>>738080379>yoshi can't eat them fast enoughHe absolutely can. If anything, he could eat them too fast.If Yoshis weren't so chill they could easily wipe out most other species in the setting.
>>738080161moar
>>738080161I wonder what his ass tastes like.
Why is /v/ so gay?
