The Last of Us was the first “dadslop” game, but everyone loves it
>>738074091>husband and wifethat's weird
>>738074091Those are two men however
>>738074091thats someones son
>>738074091is that nick rekita? did he give coke to ellie?
>>738074091Quinn is a much closer match
>>738074442"""gay"""
Nuke Brazil
>>738074442Women can't be gay. A lot of them think they're bi but that's because they haven't been dicked down well enough.My ex told me she was bi, but sometime later when it came up in conversation she also mentioned she'd never been with or even kissed another woman.
>>738075162Women are more attracted to women than they are to men, since most men are ugly
>>738075162Does that mean gay men just haven’t had good pussy?
>>738074091>zoomer things TLoU was the first parent child videogame
*ejaculates all over OP face*now swallow this dadslop
>>738075254Women are attracted to competence since they're self-centered grown-up babies.>>738075271It means they were sexually abused by older men when they were children and are now stockholm syndromed into it.Unfortunately pussy alone won't be enough to fix it since women are inherently unlikeable so it would take a lot of therapy.
>>738075162Counterpoint: Having sex too good will create far more problems long term than the pleasure is worth and will leave a big hole for when your body naturally changes to be less responsive and you will make a lot of bad decisions to try to reach the same high.
>>738075453inb4 some eurojank pc game nobody ever heard about
>>738075162I really think it’s genetic for at least some portion of lesbians. Like these twin sisters were raised in the same environment but one became a butch dyke.
>>738075514I'd like to say women are prone to making bad decisions regardless but you might be right.>>738075690Are they identical twins? If yes then it can't be genetic. If no then that difference could explain it in environmental terms (comparing oneself to a more attractive sibling resulting in insecurity, being compared by others, seeing different treatment, etc.).
>>738075271>Men and women are the same thingRetard-kun, your biology classes?
>>738074091I never liked it
>The Last of Us was the first “dadslop” gamewrong
>>738075494>It means they were sexually abused by older men when they were children and are now stockholm syndromed into it.nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q25StcwKOgk
>>738075690There are no gay genes. The DNA is already mapped.
>>738074091I liked it but not really that much because it was too depressing
>>738076005We dont know enough yet to conclude one way or another. It probably isn’t genetic per se. But that doesn’t mean it’s not in-born. It could be estrogen or lack thereof in the womb for example. Anecdotally I have observed that many lesbians have features consistent with high testosterone
>>738074091>>738075453>>738075551The Walking Dead was released a year before, and there were plenty of mainstream games before that (Papa Nier, Dead Rising, Dishonored, Heavy Rain etc).OP is retarded with his shit bait
>>738075946Yoshi is more like a dog
>>738075162This but also for men being ""straight"", they just haven't been dicked down well enough.
>>738076410The Greeks knew this
>calls you daddywut doo
>>738076665Why would she do that? She is gay
>not posting that webm
>>738074849cringe
>>738075162>Women can't be gay.Hello sir this isn't facebook please be retarded and loud elsewhere. Your god isn't real.
>>738077918Firstly, sorry you feel that way. Secondably, I AM god.
Imagine having a gay daughter
>worst job on earth is babysitter>worst type of mission in video games is escort mission>"lets make an entire game where you babysit and escort a 13 year old girl"Slopo
>>738079013>>worst job on earth is babysitterwut>>worst type of mission in video games is escort missionmaybe but in this game it's not like a long escort mission since you almost never need to worry about her, it's more like having a pet. RE4 is way more like an escort mission
>>738079845This game is if someone took the ashley parts of resident evil and expanded in to 10 hours, then realized they needed more shitty cowboy melodrama so they stopped every 15 minutes for a 30 minute cutscene about "gruff men don't have no feelings" feelings.At least leon could parry a fucking boulder.You get to move ladders for 2 hours.
>>738075162The butch ones that work at Home Depot are legit since you can tell they were a few developmental ticks from being men, but for the rest yeah it's a gigachad rehab/waiting room.
>>738079942you don't need to worry about Ellie nearly as much though
>>738075162I don't believe this. Lesbian physiognomy is real
>>738074091that game is gay as shit
>>738080219it's impossible for women to be gay. they don't have penisis
>>738075162A good dicking to a man or woman will mind shatter them.
>>738074091are those toy guns? they're fucking adults go buy a real one
>>738075271Gay men have sexual trauma and/or extreme anxiety around women.
>>738075690Your example shows that it isn’t genetic, idiot.
>dadslopWhat's the "momslop" game?
>>738080337I’m a felon
>>738075690The one in black is way cuter. Take off the hat and with longer hair and she mogs
>Women that are my type are lesbiansIf God is real then why is he such an asshole to me specifically?Checkmate, Christcels
>>738075162100% this"gay" women are just in denial. It's an evolutionary trait that makes them more fit for harems and polygamy (one men + multiple women)
>>738080690Tell me you're gay without telling me your gay, they look exactly the same except eyebrow trim and wrinkles.
>>738080698I like lesbians because they’re more likely to be virgins. If I ever had a daughter I would force her to be a lesbian so she never loses her virginity, as God intended.
>>738076161We do know enough and there is no evidence for genetic origin. Testosterone doesn’t make a woman gay, or else every gym-going woman would become a lesbian due to higher testosterone production. Lesbians are just ugly, groomed, or traumatized women. My sister was a “lesbian” all through high school and college. The microsecond she graduated and wasn’t around the “community” every day, she got a boyfriend.
>>738080882Sexuality isn't even real it's just some society construct nonsense. You're either a stupid animal and want to breed or a deviant and will have sex with anything that moos.
>>738075514Counterpoint: Having gaming too good will create far more problems long term than the pleasure is worth and will leave a big hole for when your body naturally changes to be less responsive and you will make a lot of bad decisions to try to reach the same high
So what you be sayin' is that lesbians aren't real and you STILL can't get any pussy, lil gup?
>>738080271Yes, but they're still homos.
>>738075162This anon is correct, lesbians don't exist
>>738074442Lmao dumbass>DoesHeKnow.png
>>738081054I don't know what you could do with video games to chase that new high. Maybe spend some money on a high end computer or virtual reality, but even that is all relatively cheap and won't change your life. Sex can easily ruin your life though. Like cheating, open relationship, or getting a kid you don't want, or getting a severe STD. Mostly it can easily ruin relationships"
>>738074442Need to see them both take cock at the same time
>>738081550Video game addiction isnt real?
>>738074091Stop spamming this Brazilian whore
>>738081651In the same vein as smoking, but that's not what he's describing dumb tranny
>>738081714smoking is a personal choice doe? you need sex and video games to live
>>738080698Maybe u just like tomboys
>>738074442Lesbians aren't gay retard. Straight dudes enjoy their own dicks, which is gay. Straight women put dicks inside them, which is super gay. Gaybros are naturally super gay. Lesbians don't want anything to do with dicks so they are the straightest people around.
Is there a dadslop game where you have a son?
>>738082403God of War
How do you respond without sounding like an unc
>>738082440oh yeah
>>738074151imagine the sex, haha.
>>738080108Wow, finally a game accurately depicting my everyday experience
>>738080219true
>>738083591this cv.ck still owes Billy Mitchell money
>>738074442performative
they made ellie gay out of kindness.
>>738074091Not really the first, this one came a year earlier and it wasn't the first either
>>738074091>Ellie will never look at you like this
>>738082767>goes behind her>unzip pants>let my shlong rest on her shouldernow what buckaroo?
>>738081028Yes that is true. Homos are literally dysfunctional, broken people.
the only good dad game
>>738084246Holy shit a diplodocus!
>>738074091God I hate the last of us
>>738074091wasnt that bioshock 1&2? they were dadcore as fuck.
>>738081271gay women are still straight because they use penis shaped objects to pleasure themselves
>>738074091Yourslop dadslop smellsslop likeslop aslop womanslop.
>>738084339I played the first Lisa game and it was terrible to the point that I never touched the others. People keep claiming they're great though.
>>738074091It was hitman abortion, retard.
>>738074849>>738076665>>738076740Honestly? She’s right
>>738085794This, OP is a retard
>>738086019Most people don't know Lisa the first exists. The "first" Lisa is Lisa the Painful to them.
>>738076162Yes, I think TWD is what really kickstarted the trend in the west.
>>738074442So was Ellie, so it checks out
>>738075690This just proves that it's very easy to tell which was molested
>>738086019If you mean you played Lisa the First then you made a mistake by starting with this one because it has nothing to do with the other 2 and it's more of a weird kinda fucked up experience than a real game. Even tho it's tied to the other games, you don't need it to appreciate themIf you started with the Painful then I get it, it's a vibe and it can be hard to get into, but when you get into it it's really good
>>738085869Why is there a cookie in the family Xbox?
>>738088709The first. Not painful. It fucking sucked. That it was even compared to yume nikki was insulting.
>>738074442All women are
>>738089016No idea what's Yume Nikki about, but Painful is kino dadslophttps://youtu.be/pLzcPChG-64
Why the hell didn't they cast her in season 2 of the show?
>>738074849Laylachipscos is the best ellie cosplayer on tiktok
>>738090023I have no idea
>>738075162true especially since they dont have dicks to fuck, i always thought it was trannys making the futa shit on r34 but im starting to think its cope from women saying they are "gay" with their plastic dildo's
>>738074091LISA The Painful literally did everything TLOU did better lmao.
>>738074442God, tattoos are disgusting. You can immediately tell someone is low IQ when they have tattoos.
>>738087439>Some thot's political takesSimps must die. All of them.
>all this 3dpd itt
>>738085856No, and jacking yourself off is for homos.
>>738080219nah thats just a bitch doing weights and taking steroids if she got dicked down she would be acting feminine real quick
>>738090741I just checked the threads I filtered and saw this one out of many of them. Thank fucking god for 4chanxts filters
>>738074442is that the tiny bayonetta chick?
>>738084278Hello pot!
>>738082359Lesbians use fake dicks on each other. We all gay.
>>738075254Ironically I think fags are getting way more poon than straights this last decade since all the gay bars I've been going to have shifted to serving more women in the last decade. Nevermind that ftm trannies are some of the biggest whores there.
>>738075162Cause they're Larping lol. LGBT has been the counter culture for awhile now
Which is for FUCKING, which is for hooking up with, and which is for making love to?
>>738094240Each is for all of those
she really had to do the spin to show her ass eh?
>>738083048huh?
>>738074442left had a better face/hair, but it ultra mogged by right simply because she doesn't have goystamps
>>738095026what's the problem?
>>738085869Lmao
>>738078947I wouldn’t care
>Jeet thread
>>738074091The Last of Us is the worst "game" ever made and killed gaming forever.
>>738074091It's a good game
>>738099790isn't that all of /v/
>>738087439will people still be antisemitic if all yid women look like this?
>>738076005There's no single gay gene, but there is a genetic component to homosexuality.
>>738099790I want to see what /v/ would look like without india, SEA, america, and canada for a day
>>738075162>Women can't be gay.>they haven't been dicked down well enough.This is true, but it also applies to men, that's why straights fear gay sex, because they know NOBODY can beat the cock, it's over as soon as a dick goes through the back entrance, nobody recovers from that.
>>738099994Yes It has nothing to do with looks
>>738074091>everyoneNaw man, just people who repeat headlines and don't think for themselves. Even at the time anyone with a functioning brain was saying that the gameplay sucks ass. Look at Uncharted 2, a mediocre cover shooter from the same company that's way more fun to play. Ladder Feels is just a long running tradition of idiots parroting journalist's talking points to sound smart but not being smart enough to smell a stinking pile of shit. The only cool things about Ladder Feels were the concept of the fungus zombie, that was novel, and the environmental design. The story was just zombie movie trope after trope. The gameplay was hilariously bad, pointless RPG elements, escort quest, find the ladder or move the box puzzles, invisible walls, corridors, braindead AI and broken stealth. It was not a good game unless you are brainwashed by the press, or wanted to look cool because it was very uncool at the time to criticize it. It's a hard 2/5 game and that's being generous, but quality matters far less to sales and reputation then advertising does.
>>738097284Sniff
>>738087439I mean duh
This came out first.
>>738075839>comparing oneself to a more attractive sibling resulting in insecurityyeah its probably this realistically, a lot of pairs of female twins end up at least a little fucked in the head, either from getting too much attention, parents preferring one over the other, and other shit. I met a twin in an MMO guild one time and once in a private call she spent an hour crying, unloading baggage to me about how her parents basically abandoned her because they preferred her sister. Really showed the difference in attention from parents between siblings can affect so much.
>>738074091>dadslopYou mean the kind of where protecting a little girl in some sort of escort tier gameplay?Or if we're talking about written plots i remember some game called Boiling Point Road to Hell that was quite literally Liam Neeson in Taken before that film even existed. But I'm assuming you're referring to the escort style thing that moves the whole plot forward and gives an excuse for constant use of voice acting.
>>738074151Reminds me when i would see couples dressed as Tanjiro and Nezuko at cons lol
>>738075162>>738075271>>738101057all relationships have masculine and feminine traitstwinks, dykes, pappa bears, even when homo there's always divergence to reproduce reproduction roles (heh)but honestly, the more time I've spent doing evolutionary biology, and bio shit in general, the more I'm convinced it's a simple spectrum of either>You're reproducingor>You're omnisexualAnimals are constantly fucking everything and anything without a care until their population gets fucked and need to reproduce. Like those ""lesbian"" lizzards which only turn on lesbo mode out of sheer survival and even then they stop the moment they can get males in case the fuck their genetics over. I don't think humans are too different - they've maintained for a while in the lit that majority of women are ""bi"" but always veer around men and I think the truth is they don't want to touch the whole nature/nurture aspects of homos but also don't want to have it cave in with the simple premise that>given the chance to fuck, a person will fuck whatever it isOpposite sex, same sex, dog, table, sibling, robot, you name it. I think more time should be spent on when the brain switches on the "oh wait, these genes need to go somewhere" mode.
>>738074091>“dadslop”Holy fuck stfu
Then a kike made the girl a lesbian and had another butch kill the dad
Is this true?
>>738105692that you can't have visible abs without low body fat?
>>738074091nuaghty dog has never made a good game. the closest this game got to be entertaining was the interior level design for stealth takedown segments. I didn't know anything about this shit game until I played it in covid after the second one was made fun of. I got to the ending where like oh no this is my daughter now I can't let her die but you have no agency the game is just a movie to be played out.I got to the doctor guy and did everything I could to like scare him off and just walk away. I even shot to scare him off and tried just barely grazing one of his toes which of course ended in him dying retard cutscene style. god what fucking shit.
>>738105984>interior level design for stealth takedown segmentswhich were ruined by the overly long choking animation if you decided to play stealth. that shit was so loud it was almost as immersion breaking as ellie running full force into a clicker without alerting it then sidling up to joel in cover.
>>738105692>Is this true?you know you just wanted to post that
>>738074091>everyone loves itWomen don't say it out loud, but they self insert as the girl and imagine fucking the father figure. This is why father/daughter dynamic is more common than father/son. How many women gave a fuck about Nu God of War? Comparatively very few.
>>738107528Thats not really true. What is true is that a lot of fathers want to fuck their daughters. The abuse stats are nuts, it’s almost always the dad
>>738075162girl refuses to be with me even though we have sex all the time and she admitted it was better than with a girl. I think she's just being stubborn with her conservative mom who wanted her to be straight and break up with her gf during highschool/college. She rather die rather than letting her mom say "I told you so".
The older my niece gets the more she starts looking like Ellie. What’s especially awkward about this is the fact that I was dumb enough to get an Ellie portrait tattooed on my arm when tlou 1 came out, and now it looks like it’s a tattoo of my niece.
>>738107908that's kinda sweet
>>738107908>an Ellie portrait tattooed on my armthat would be especially awkward even if your niece didn't exist
>>738100205For men, yes, it's a mix of various things and tends to be immutable. Genuine homosexuality among women is relatively rare. Dating is pure cancer for real dykes because 99% of their potential suitors are "transbians" and women who will eventually be married to men.
>>738075162You're right, but not for the reason you think. Women can't be gay because gay means male on male. Lesbians (female on female) are the opposite of gay.
>>738087439>I have settled somewhere that's not my home and claimed it is my home and now I'm being attacked, how could this be happening to me?!
>>738075162The only women that can be gay are the butch ones. And thats just cause they have more testostrone in their veins to the point they're essentially men with vaginas.>>738080219This is true. You can tell when they're gay/bi. Its due to their higher testostrone count.
