You have to understand, Captain Cuttlefish was from a different time.
I do like that the second she got some weird vibes from him, Pearl was absolutely willing to escalate on Marina's behalf.
Based. Octopussies seething.
It's so cruel that I have to live in a reality where I'll never be made to shoot blanks by sexy octos
octolings and inklings cannot reproduce with one another btw
>>738082259doesn't mean you can't try your best
What is cephalopod romance like?
Octoling Boy > Octoling Girl
the real good ship
>>738084264
UM, ALL OCTONIGGERS NEED TO GO BACK TO THEIR POOP SWEWERS WHERE THEY BELONG RIGHT NOW. INKOPOLIS IS RIGHTFUL INKLING CLAY.
>>738083901
Stupid sexy squids and octopi..!
nautichads won
>>738084443THAT'S OUR WORD.
>>738083901this looks way to gay for tits...
>>738083901......did a woman draw this?
Dj Octavio wanted this to happen.....
>>738084649Not liking tits is gay.
>>738084708it looks very yaoi despite the massive ink sacs
>>738084708>>738084851Dunno, but they do love the big ink sacs.
>>738083709>shiver-ontop-of-the-dryer
>>738084851>>738084979This same artist has drawn the blonde Inkling as a Boy a few times.
>>738085143She puts in airs but she's kind of a retard sometimes.
>>738085359ohoh no
>>738085359It will be very controversial when Raiders finally reveals the salmonid-girls.
>>738085518>Acht just wanted to be cured.>Was forced to spend hours listening to Marina constantly talk about Pearl instead.
>>738085692>Acht just wanted to be cured.She got sanitized of her own free will though?
>>738085687Listen, we're not doing this whole "Salmonids are really the Good Guys" bullshit. It's a stupid cliche and I want those mutant fish dead.
>>738085828>this whole "Salmonids are really the Good Guys" bullshitThe Salmonid-girls will be evil and power hungry though.
>>738085828Grizz...I do hope that Salmonids remain a mostly evil race though, with Smallfry being one of the good ones.
>>738085820*they *their
>>738085692Anon... it CLEARLY says not to reupload. What the hell is wrong with you?
would you an octo?
>>738086215giwtwm
>>738086215Yea? Duh?
>>738086215no
Callie!
>>738086323W-what are those evil takos gonna do to him?
>>738085820Yeah, but since she was helping Marina with her project to cure that, I'm assuming she eventually changed her mind and wanted to be cured.
octos arre for cute not for sex
Marie!
>Marie is still chasing after Agent 4......
>>738086507>she was the best in 2015>she was the best in 2017>she was the best in 2022How did they make her so perfect?
>>738086360see 424414
>>738086672not gonna lie callie is still better
>>738083901Octopus: They bang, she gives birth and dies immediatly after.Squid: Gang bang rape followed by instant death.Cuttlefish: Femboy ntr harem
Objective: Survive
>>738083709
>>738086865>Objective failed
>>738086791Marie would agree
We need more Splatoon Raiders gameplay.
>>738086934What exactly was the purpose of the nipple hooks?
>>738087003same as the zipper on the back, or the zipper on OE eight's uniform, or the huge zippers on off the hook.yanking
>>738087003Marina made that, so I'm assuming it was to help Human Men carry her around post-sex.
>>738086973honestly,, im not really excited about raiders. like everything after the oxto expansion has just been a letdown when it comes to expansions, single player and alike
>>738087108Must be tough having an insatiable sexual curiosity about an extinct species.
>>738086973Maybe it'd be too complicated for its own good. But imagine Splat4's Salmon Run. And in-between runs, you get a short window of opportunity to purchase and customize upgrades. Something like that could be cool.
>>738087175It's Single-player Salmon Run, I must throw my money at it.
squid or octo?
>>738087443
>>738084412
Bleh~
>>738087524>hybridsThis is a sin against squid Jesus.
>>738087476reminder that canonical agent eight is female, and male eight is cringe
>>738086215yes, they're better than squids, more sexy and mature
>>738087443Octos, they're way more... robust.
>>738080430Use english. What does "vibes" even offer your post and this discussion. Its like a bunch of old faggots trying to sound young and in
>>738088013you're a real shut-in.
>>738087934We have to do something about the increasing about of Ink Up abuse in inkling society.
Ink is stored in the balls
three splashdowning eight breaking her suit ---> steamy yuri
Just Frye Posting.
>>738088143Even for the girls?
>>738086128*she *herDon't be a fag, anon.
>>7380875247 tentacles
Gyaru Inklings?
>>738088143Start pumping that ink out before it spoils.
>>738086479How about both?
>"Is my Folder bigger than Frye's?"
Slutty octos.
Fih
>>738088658
>>738088567
Arent all the characters in these games children.
Ceph milk.
>>738088824Out of ten!
>>738088824Not all.
>>738088824no, they're squids now
>>738082259
>>738088824Nope, Callie and Marie are Hags.
>>738086546I love the idea of the idols (forma de agent) lusting after the new agents.
dangerous
>>738089317the idea of being desired ...
>>738089317Agents just have the swagger.
>>738089317
I still think it would have been a really fun Special Game Mode.
Is it still golden week?
ShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhWommy is sleeping
>>738088824The idols are all adults.
>Woomy is doom-scrolling on Ink-chan at 3am.
>>738090019the molested becomes the molester...
>>738090507Whores.
>>738090507>>738090551>Callie still has that Octo TattooWhat did Nintendo mean by this?
>>738089441
>>738089975Yea.
>>738089975Yes.
>>738091872>>738091967Okay good!
>>738091967>Squids are constantly horny>But octos are constantly sexy
>>738093024How tragic they can't interbreed. Or perhaps that's a good thing.
>>738093251those asses look like they take big shits
>>738093251Damn bitches.
>>738093251>>738093420>their faces when they know you goon to them shitting
I want to massage some suction cups...
Shiver is so much sexier than Frye this literally has to be octo-propaganda. We're talking about arguably the hottest idol and the least attractive one on the same team
>>738086507Never to be topped...
>>738093854Yeah, a mogging for the ages, to be sure.
>>738084443>Splatoon 2>Octolings speak broken language because they're foreign >3 just has them talk like anyone elseIt was so soulful.
>>738094053Except by little ceph boys
>>738093854Neither one can compare to the sex goddesses that are the Squid Sisters.
>>738084264Cute and canon
>>738086934
>>738083901>picture looks gay as fuck>but there’s also huge titsim confused
>>738083901>>738084465>"quick, how do I make this less gay? I know, I'll just stick 2 balloons to this guy's chest and call him a girl"
Did you read the one about the giant octarians that used to roam the Earth in ancient times?
>>738088780Sauce?
>>738096751209484
>>738083901Squishy Hermaphoditic rape.
>>738085828it's okay when octos do it
Octo girls are sexy, adorable, and need all the love.>>738091967>>738093157>>738084264>>738094627Pure and sweet.
>>738085828Salmonids are just orks. They wanna have a good time and there's no better time than fighting time.
>>738084708Probably. Jinko is not definitive, but the miko part is
>>738090628she does?
>>738098158
>"Hey kid."
save him
>>738099949Just bite through the plastic with his beak.
>>738099949No. In a merged world with humans like that one, Inkling boys must be thinned out so Inkling girls gravitate towards human cock.
I hate how fucking liberal and woke this fucking game is
>>738101293No need for that, they would naturally gravitate towards the big white ink without any selective genocides
>>738101321
>>738101321It's just the fags on the NA servers mostly.
>>738101459Im talking about all the themes and narrative.
>>738101321You're a softy. cry more.
>>738101321It's a game with 99% unsupervised sexy children. Why didn't you think it would attract pedophiles from both sides of the spectrum?
>>738094901
>>738102347>>738094901
>>738099060The Shiver sex scene for 100% the game is going to be so good.
>>738103280What kind?
>>738103620 The rape kind.
>>738103790Poor kid.
>>738103947Would.
>>738104040>"Bro I would FUCK those attractive women."Wow anon, you don't say.
Can someone give me a qrd on the new coop Splatoon? Might cop a Switch 2 if I can find another good game for it
>>738104335I hate to break it to you but there are some anons on here that WOULDN'T fuck those attractive women. Fucking crazy right?
>>738104430That's unbelievable.
>>738104815I heard a rumor that they actually prefer to fuck the male squids instead.
oh to be pinned down and raped by takozonesu
>>738105249
>>738105336good lord thats a powerful image
>>738105079She's askin' for it!
>>738088094Nta, but I have to agree. A lot of you types speak like a bunch of old men trying to stay hip either because you have nothing else in life or just to groom kids. Honestly The negrofication of the english language is disgusting more so when talking anything japanese. I say this as someone who speaks knows and speaks both english and jap. I travel a lot and have to speak to quite a few people. Nobody actually talks like that in the real world. You're acting and typing like a true online addict.
>>738080430Pearl's a good egg
>>738105249What a nightmare.
Will you make your Inkling/octoling mechanic male or female? Normally I go with female but because Riders is a whole single player game where you are stranded with two pretty girls (and a big guy I don't give a shit about) in an island, I am tempted to self insert a little.
>>738106159Inkling Boy. They need love too, ya know?
>>738093157Source?
So riders is basically Salmon Run as a full game with heavy focus in single player although you still can do salmon run like missions with other three players?
>>738106159I'm with you, I normally choose a girl but if we're trapped on an island with the idols I'll make a boy this time.
>>738085359I will have sex with this
>>738106582It's Salmon Run + Side Order with optional Co-Op, we think.
>Frye won't lose to Shiver.
>>738106159Frye sex. Sorry, what was the question?
No Marie, no buy.
>>738106582you need friends in your friends list to play co-opthere's no matchmaking
>>738107241Postgame buddy
>>738109797Naturally. Saving the best for last.
>>738110158>>738107103>>738105963>>738105675it's a good thing I came already today
>>738112038Source?
I wonder if we will get any tidbit about Shiver being an Octoling and how she met Frye.
>>738113683Didn't all 3 of them meet in middle school?
>>738103947>>738104335I would fuck them but they wouldn't even talk to me
>>738114493Can't remember
>>738098168Surprisingly apt comparison, they even have their own WAAAGH.
>>738115163Sigh fine I go for a morning round.
>>738097551>the one where the squid sisters shoot a Jet Squelcher up a shota's assholeBeen a long time since I've fapped to this one...
>>738114493Yes, and they started a band there. Big Man wasn't originally their friend, Shiver and Frye reached out to him because he was good at production, and they hit it off from there.
>>738115540>artist had the perfect style for potentially drawing cute sexy octos>never did itwhy
>>738115627His art was simple a ship passing in the night.
>>738111713You fool! That will only encourage them to rape you more violently!
>>738115909well that's bad because in between now and then I came again
>>738115785It's just not fair.>>738115909>that surprised octo in the backThe superior girl.
What did she order off Splatazon?
>>738116253A reasonable bra for those hefty ink sacs.
>>738116547Wrong, seems like it was an idol cosplay outfit, but it doesn't seem to fit.
>been trying for two hours just to get xtrawaveI hate freelancers with all of my heart.
>>738115454ain't it great, made me play jet squelcher I really like the way the artist draws faces, and Marie facesitting is dangerous
three is so lucky
>>738119767Veemos need love
>>738120326Oh I'll give em lots.
>>738120783Bit too much.
>>738088013vibes as a noun has been a thing since like, the 1960s
>>738080041Eighters are all trash
>>738083901I don't get why people are saying this looks gay
>>738086215sex sex sex sex with octountil she fills up with so much cum she explodes
>click bread for fictional racism>it's just a bunch of gooners wankingYou all need to repent and go to confession.
>>738099060"I'm a computer"
>>738107103no no no, Frye sex is the ANSWER.
>>738122564I hope her sexy forehead remains massive
>>738122324Only loving sex with octo.
>>738122759based>>738122824That's right, loving sex with octo wife until she goes splat
>>738123059I would never splat my tiny octo wife.
>>738123348>tinygive me the HUGE octo wife
I hope raiders makes me care about the idols more, I want to know more about all of them including Big Man and his collab tendency
One day I will suddenly die in my sleep and wake up to being held by a takozonesu asking me if I'm OK since I'd been out cold for a while. One day .....
octos are so cute
>>738124092Kraken ass BITCH
>>738121994No it hasn't. Vibrations and your ebonics aren't the same
>>738082259No one's stopping them from fucking one another.
>>738109114What?! We can't do warframe like missions with randoms?
>>738116253Regular squid supplies for normal squids.
>>738131061me on the right
>>738130472Too much groomers and fags online. Just look at how we went from "are you a boy or girl?" To unified "body types " because of loud western prog types
>>738133143this stuff usually doesn't annoy me that much because it's clear enough but the fact that in raider it now has to have a "Speak" button because the hairstyle's the same and the eyes aren't visible well either is just getting ridiculousthe option to change your character is there for self-expression and doing this just makes said self-expression harder. the loud twitter teenagers will never be happy anyway because hiding all this stuff doesn't actually make the options gender neutrali can only speak from my expertise which is UI design and it sure is terrible UI :^)
>>738085828What if we got salmonoid girls who were still unambiguously evil?
>>738115627Because squids are more iconic and charming design than octos The eye mask is very mischievous
I hope this game has good replayability so I can get my fill of squid lolis without having to be a sweaty pvper
>>738130242He's right though, even during the late 70s and 80s vibes has been used heavily as slang and it's still in usage to today
>>738133985>not playing salmon run 24/7
which one
>>738134380I have a minor in english and language studies for my translation work. As someone who's white, and educated I can only name fountains of wayne as where I've heard it prior. Even then it's used as an adjective .
>>7381355913
>>738136242Wrong, those are all 8
I play all my games in jap. I forgot mantaro got turned into "big man". Here's hoping raiders is good, but the new character creator has me worried.
>>738080041I would like to remind everyone that the average Inkling is canonically too stupid to realize that Octolings are different from them>>738094189I'm pretty sure that's because Splatlandian Octos were never forced underground. The Great Turf War only impacted Inkadia.
>>738106159I'm gonna make 'em a girl. I normally make mine a guy since you're meant to self-insert as the character, but I feel like mixing things up a bit. Also, fuck you. Big Man is the best character in the series.
>>738137065Reminder that there are still hundreds of missing cephs who got lost after the infamous rap battle between Cuttlefish and Pearl in the Undertow Spillway.
>>738113683They were acquainted beforehand due to their families being close, but they didn't actually become friends until middle school.
>>738114493>>738115518>Splatoon lore is that Octolings have been trapped underground for years>however, Shiver is actually part of a clan that tames sharks and went to school with other InklingsWhat the fuck is consistency?
>>738113683The three were from prestigious families in the splatlands and met in school. Their mutual love of music led to the three hanging out.
>>738137731Octos were only trapped underground in Inkadia. They lived in peace with the Inklings in the Splatlands.
>>738137731Splatlands are a different place. Geographically distant from the setting of 1 and 2. They have their own history.
>>738137731
Why did nobody tell me how insane the setting of these games is
>>738140337Because most of the setting lore is only available in japanese.
>>738140337Treehouse would rather add contemporary slang and gender ideology into these games than do their jobs properly
>>738140337I tried to tell you. Splatoon lore is genuinely awesome.
>>738142423how did the disc eject though
>>738137731Keep in mind that it's the Octarians who waged war against Inkopolis and retreated underground. That's DJ Octavio's faction, and may have been entirely started by him, because Octolings can cut off their tentacles to create Octarian troopers, and Octavio is an Octoling. Shiver's clan never served in his army.
>>738136372
>>738142296the jp version of s3 as well as raiders has the genderless character select too.....
>>738142423>wiimote strapped to a pro controllerSOUL
>>738141197such as?
>>738142423Marina has sexual thoughts about this thing.
>>738142732Of course, but it came to thanks to these fags peddling their shit. Don't defend or pretend that these people don't have any powerT. Work in translation
>>738143059Primary jp player here. In jap circles people blame the splatoon 2 esport champion leagues. A lot of western players were asking the devs directly for "personal pronouns" and shit as well.
>>738142657
>>738143008understandable, i reckon humans were probably seen as having strong bodies due to having internal skeletons
>>738143465maybe its a good thing they arent marketing splatoon much in the west and it's orders of magnitude more popular in japanthough it makes me wish i was japanese
Woomies are absolute whores.
these posts always end up being the same men sexually enticing other men with their gelbooru downloaded pics
>>738145210we just want to be enticed by woomveems
>>738142562>Specimen was fossilized in the middle of some ritualDumdum the diisc wasn't inserted yet, it's close to the specimen's hand after all.
>>738137065I still miss them talking like tourists that know enough of the language to get by. It was charming.
>>738101293>>738101402Sorry to both humans and Inkling boys, but in the real world it's the potato who gets the Woomy
>>738144753Absolutely repulsive art
>>738122253It has a girl on the cover and liking girls is gay.
>>738147887offmodel garbageshiver is FLAT
Salmonids need to be destroyed.
>>738148904Isn't there a lore blurb that like entire cities used to be destroyed before the inklings invented all their guns?
They're kids...
>>738149528
>>738149528the idols are all firmly adults
>>738149528out of ten!
>>738149528...now!and they're squids now!Now they're kidsNow they're squidsYou're a kid now!
>>738136072I understand context clues and have basic communication skills. As someone who is human and consumes media, I can't recal all the places where I've heard it because it's a ubiquitous term.
>>738149528nope they're squids
>>738147887I love offmodel squiddies
>>738135591>raising an octoling girl who eventually grows up into a bombshell>she eventually becomes overly attached to her father figure>have to deal with her hormonesor>tending to a whole house of octolings>all varying sizes and ages>they all really, really love their human caretakerChoose.
>>738136072So you're just a friendless aspie with an English degree who never went outside and had never talked with real people?
>>738145632cute, thanks for the non sexual pic
>>738136072>>738151329pottery
>>738150424If this thread is any indication most people do.
ink is stored where?
>>738151907We really just don't know.
>>738151907my balls
>>738149354Yup, I just can't remember where. I thought it was on a Sunken Sea Scroll......
Remember that Octolings are really here just to steal all the games, manga, and snacks you have in your Locker.
I really hope Splatoon Raiders is good and with any luck, leads to a better Single-player Mode in Splatoon 4.
So we all agree Splatoon Raiders is going to save gaming right?
>>738154656I hope we get a single player Splatoon campaign where the levels are fully city themed like New Donk City. It would fit the game's aesthetic, add easy verticality, they could be as open or cramped as the devs want, and it would be a nice departure from the Mario Galaxy floating islands approach
>>738155165It's easily going to be the best Switch 2 title for the next few years.
Do you think Splatoon Raiders will get Post-Launch content because it's hard to tell with Nintendo nowadays.
>>738155165if it has public matchmaking
>>738156092Very much depends on how well it does I'd assume.
>>738156092I want a game that comes out finished.
>>738156509i want a pve game that stays alive for a long time
>>738153436Octolings can have all of those, because they only thing they can truly steal is my heart.
>>738156417Can't have XxTransRights!!XX join splat tim or other kids. That's nasty
>>738152486>>738152751God, nothing gets me going like Marie. One look is all it takes.
>>738140337we've been telling you that for 10 years anon
>>738142423>salmon in a circleSo grizz was technically in splat1 then, yuh?It's clearly an advert for grizzco
>>738143465>A lot of western players were asking the devs directly for "personal pronouns" and shit as well.Why do these antiwhite cucks need to shit up everything?
>>738148904will we ever learn what these rings are though?>>738149354yes. someone in splatoon2 pretty sure, but might be 3.
>>738150240https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke05YELaAgA
>>738159963glad someone else remembered itchrist wii u ads were so bad
>>738159737It was Esports shit. What did you expect? It's all mentally ill weirdos. Especially in the west
>>738160628Girls shouldn't kiss other girls, it's immoral.
>>738161324it's the most moral thing a squid can do
>>738161358but the octos don't do that
>>738161406they do now
>>738159963The inkling's movement animations are actually pretty stiff and awkward I hope spl4 redesigns them to be a little more lively. Different proportions on the inkling may help. Waddling is apparently a necessity when everyone has giant clown shoes.Overall these games need a fresh take rather than yet another slight iteration on the existing stuff.
>>738160068some sure. but splatoon's was great.>>738161074sure but wish they weren't. just really pathetic.
>>738161634>Overall these games need a fresh take rather than yet another slight iteration on the existing stuff.I think (or hope) that's why they're releasing Raiders as a stop-gap, and there'll be a long wait until a mainline Splat 4 comes as they rework a lot of things.
>>738105840Cool, tight, sweet, sick, dynamite, groovy, you’re a cool cat that’s got it all figured out daddio!
>>738161324But it's the purest form of love.
>>738161428>conservative octos come into contact with inkling society after the war>immediately become whoresIt keeps happening.
>>738086791>callie having bigger tits than Marie HERESY
>>738161974Maybe this is a retard take but given the success of fortnite, overwatch, counterstrike, apex legends, and every other free2play multiplayer shooter, maybe splatoon 4 should be free 2 play for all switch 2 players or at least all Nintendo online subscribers
>>738162737kill yourself. right now
>>738162865I know it sells like crazy in Japan regardless but $70 game + $500 switch 2 + monthly online subscription to do anything other than hero mode is a huge barrier to any new fans trying this shit
So we know scrapper drops his window/glass on defeat.Guesses on other bosses?Steelhead would be his head tire or mouth pipes/gas mask, surely.Stinger his gun barrel? the stove?Big Shot has to be overalls, he has nothing else.Maws the bobber?>>738163179yuh yuh fuck off kill yourself. 20mil+ sales in under 10 months say most aren't phased by the switch2 being 450.Last reply you get.
jesus... I really pissed that tendie off. wew.
>>738163265
>>738161886I see clips like these and feel like I'm playing a different game whenever I do PvP. I feel like I'm magnetically attracting every drop of ink the enemy fires even when I try to sneak past in big fights.
>>738164284I suck and Rz Arse holeyJoking. Mostly.Do you have ANY captured footage of you playing splatoon? 1, 2, or 3? Asking seriously.Seeing how you play goes miles in terms of giving you actual worthwhile advice rather than vague statements.What weapon(s) do you main?Abilities tend to use/run? Give me some info squiddo.
that was supposed to be green texted..I fucked up.but still.show some footage of how you play. discuss your typical gameplan once you respawn.I'm not even *that* great, just good enough to make some clench plays and tide turn once in awhile
>>738164470I play dualies in most cases, don't have any footage to share. I like to push hard into enemy territory which probably doesn't help my point, but I love whenever I can do my rolls and win a duel that was started on me. My second favorite weapon is the ballpoint minigun, I love how far it reaches even if it takes a million years to charge a volley.I feel like the health bar change really affected how many enemies are willing to dive on me after a fight, but it might have always been that way.
>>738164771saying '''dualies''' doesn't much help.Dapples? gloogas? basic? douser? squelcher?each has their own strategy and best use so need a bit more.as for face rolling...probably WHY you are dying a lot. People already have you in their sights, expecting you to dodge, then aim correct as you do so. dapples, gloogas, and dousers are '''best''' for that due to dapples ad douser gettin crazy high firing speeds most roll. and gloogas damage goes over 50 post roll for a two tap.might be best a lot of the time to escape and reposition with your rolls, then get to an unaware opponent, pop up, roll and melt them down quick.Ballpoint is solid, only weapon to really contest hydra or e-liter. Really needs main saver as you can keep your max range going by recharging mid fire thus can sustain really well and break up fights in the mid stage or pluck off enemy rangers. low range is basically a mini splating fire rate wise which you should fully abuse if someone is creeping up on you to delete them rapidly.
never be afraid to retreat. if you survive you can just make a play later for your team/harrass with subs to stall enemies. Had plenty of matches won due to retreating then just stalling a cunt due to a well placed splat/suction bomb or even just toxic mist (you squaggots underestimate it far too much)
Splat
>>738087586>>738087524SomehowDespite all of the time that has passedWe havent moved a single step forwardsWe remain trapped in the past
>>738167406Now this was a nostalgia blast I was not expecting.
>>738167406>We remain trapped in the pastJust as it was foretold.Fuck Octooks. The gutter whores.
>>738167047Splatting Marie
>>738167661Give her plenty of ink
Post more splatoon girls feet
>>738168937Coating her in white ink
Was side order any good
>>738169349Proud of you
>>738169521Inktanks still full...
>>738169450I had a lot of fun with it. You can get a good amount of build variety. Though as others will say objective variety could used some work, plus an extra boss or two.
>>738169450I liked Side Order, but it's lacking a lot of content.
>>738169884I think I know where I'm scouting out my next splatzone. Octos need to be painted too.
I wish you worthless squaggots would go to /inkgen/ or /trash/ with your erp cringe squiggery.stupid squitches.
>>738170023What's your favorite Special in Side Order? I've been buying Ink Storm whenever it shows up in the Vending Machine.
>>738170023>idiot is mad that a goon thread has people gooning
>>738169971I've still got plenty of ink left for both
>>738170535My tanks are churning and pulsing full for these splatzones
>>738170271thread says SPLATOON, not SPLATCOOMretard squaggot.>>738170239I don't stop at vending machines much myself, but Inkstrike is by far the strongest in the mode. Kraken can be alright, same for Ultra Stamp. Ink Storm I recall being good if you get a few Ink damage buffs.
>>738170849>almost the entire thread is people wanting to fuck squids and octosRetard.
>>738170650There's lots of turf to cover so I need to charge up before emptying my tanks
>/trash tranny replying to himself againSurprised it took him this long.
>>738130242Retard
>>738168937Molesting Marie on her way to work!
>>738171106I know what you mean, feels like I'm running into shellendorf institute with how much ink I have to fire off
Is Marina chocolate flavored
I sincerely hope you both kill yourselves and your corpses rot in a ditch.
>>738172157Thanks, me too
>>738171829I wanna take a bite out of Marina's head like she's a chocolate easter bunny
>>738172376that's really fucked up anon.She'd die that way.
>>738172420yeah and
>>738172498Very cruel anon.Not cool.
>>738172575it's okay, she's black and an octopus so she doesn't have a soul
>>738172616
will you two faggots stop holding your ults, it's overtime and they have the point
>>738172668because she doesn't want to be an albino octopus.Yet.
Anyone gonna discuss splatoon? or is this just squaggot central?
>>738173450>>738173410Too late fucking idiots, game's over we lost
>>738173592I don't know, what do you prefer to get in salmon run? I play with mostly freelancers while trying to get gold badges I still dislike getting bow or sniper weapon types in the horde mode. I prefer getting the umbrella weapons to clear hordes and specials and have a safe walkway in the chaos.
>>738173740the Stringwell is beyond busted in Salmon run. If you can't make it work that's a pure skill issue. Even the tri-stinger is great due to having e-liter range yet charges twice as fast at minimum.goo tuber is just dog shit a pure downgrade from basic charger. squiffer can be half useful, but basic charger is just better 90% of the time. e-liter is a dual bladed sword. great range and power. but ink hog, and slow charging can just leave you dead in the water at high evps.top 5 would be1. Splatana Stamper2. Stringwell-v3. tentabella4. sploosh5. 96 galIf you can't make these 5 weapons work you need to never touch salmon run. Period.
>>738173920>order splatana...ugh...they raped and ruined my wife so bad.What a vile fucking downgrade this skin is. Why the fuck doesn't it have a spinning blade with chrome stamps? squigger ass devs.
Remember the Splatoon 1 E-liter with its insane range and ability to OHKO with only 3/4 charge?
>>738173920For real? Besides special waves that have fodder running at you, I feel beyond useless whenever I get a melee range weapon. Whenever I get a melee weapon, I usually pick one team mate and just make sure they don't deal with any weaklings since my short range is gonna prevent me from clearing most elites in a timely manner. I've peaked at around EVP 700~ and float right around there until I crash right back into the 300~ range.
>>738173592bro, the thread hit 450 posts with people mostly being horny.
>>738174078i WILL fight against squaggotry, idfc.>>738174071Anon.Serious question.How retarded are you?The Splatana Stamper is one of the best salmon run weapons.Period.A full charge takes less than a second and hits for like 450. That's a steel head kill (if you have elevation advantage), and a cohok kill. And you can get 2-3 cohoks with one swipe if you line them up right, plus still have your ink beam to kill a chum behind him.A steel eel and scrapper is a charge + 1 swipe. drizzler and big shot are 3 charges.The weapon is pretty ink efficient so you can just rape through a swarm.You need to practice more and not fear getting in their faces.I have plenty of vids of it in salmon run, but Cod help me to find them.>>738174050I rather not tyvm.
this...maybe?
>>738122213i want callie to rent me for the night
or perhaps....
over 2k webms is not easy to sort through. lmao
>>738174261>i WILL fight against squaggotry, idfc.>is in fact the biggest squaggot to grace the threadspoetry
>>738174261I must be clinically retarded. I had no idea you could clear flyfish without throwing two grenades into their launchers. Wow, I know I'm a casual player but all these have plenty to teach, thanks.
well the webms are in there somewhere. Cod knows where though. but hopefully my advice helps ya bro>>738174591not sorry my superiority makes you seethe squigger.Just be better. Just be me.It's easy.
>>738174679>I had no idea you could clear flyfish without throwing two grenades into their launchers.there's LOTS of ways to do this.One is like webms related. certain flyfish with hug walls/ledges and you can put a bomb right on the edge to hit both bins.option2. explosher weapon. ONLY NORMAL weapon to kill bins. Just lob the shot at the bin. A well placed shot can hit both at once.option3. Grizzco splatana. the charge has piercing, and OHKOs EVERYTHING, minus goldie hunt goldie, and mudmouths (NECAUSE THESE DEVS ARE FUCKING BAISED FUCKING SQUIGGERS THE CUNTS). yes it DOES OHKO grillers if aimed right. same for big shot.option4. grizz slosher. the lob has piercing. hit the cockpit and flyfish dies. (unless your aim is ass then you only do partial damage)option5. grizzco dualies. the explosion roll kills bins. just get above it and roll in front of the bins.option6 armor piercing specials. (kraken, ink strike, killer wail, booyah bomb, etc) [i really hope to Cod I didn't need to add this]
You are all Squiggers. And all your pretty faces are going to Squell.
>troon ERPing with himself got bannedNeat.
>>738174879I hope you bring your expertise to raiders, you're a much better player than I am.
>>738176178Do you think there will be multiplayer in Raiders?
>>738176860It's a little dubious if the game will have matchmaking, but we know for sure from the trailer that it will have co op lobbies to play. I really hope it has random matchmaking since it has a PvE focus.
>>738176987Mmm, chocolate.
>>738176987Where in the trailer does it show a coop lobby? Like I can accept the premise that one of your bros can play your tag partner but full on coop I didn't see.
>>738178726From official sources, it says that one member of deep cut will be with you in the submarine, or you can join up to three players local/wireless. Other than that statement, no details were provided.
>>738178726Not the trailer, one of the tweets confirmed you can play the game with friends. Presumably by inviting each other.>>738178936Marina...
>>738088013The lack of self-awareness. Holy shit.
>>738178995Marina?
>>738084764Stop torturing those poor buttons and take it off.
>>738179126Marina.
>>738170023Autist.
>>738170271my little inkfish have you considered there is a difference between posting risque pictures of cephalopods and exclaiming "Honhhh my ink sacs are BURSTING to your posted pictures fellow connoisseur" "Hoonnhhh do go for another Splatfest for me honnhhhhhh"
>>738179267Thank you for clarifying.
>>738179360Happy to help.
>>738179495>Marie's cardWell the I'll just fuck you instead.
I just wish I could enjoy playing this game but my x power dipped below 900 and I'm always lowest MMR so I'm dead weight in higher ranked players' games 80% of the time and it's just discouraging, never feeling like I have any control
>>738179321Considering he does this all the time despite getting banned for it, I doubt he thinks about much of anything.
Someone post the picture of Marina pouring mayonnaise into Pearl's mouth.
>>738180449No.
>>738083901They put it in the ear. Hot stuff.
>>738180481
>>738147247
More and more inklings are adopting humansonas while on the net! This troubling development threatens to undermine our way of life!
which idol would make the best wife?
>>738179815>>738179431>>738176860I could probably shoot out some white ink
Pearl is incredibly ugly and I still can't believe that some people prefer her to Marina.
>>738181232
>>738142803Mostly from the OSTs which include stuff like interviews with the idols and other bands. Nothing crazy but there's some fun stuff in there, like how C-Side has a big feud going with Squid Squad, and claim that they originally wrote Now or Never and that Squid Squad plagiarized them.
>>738179495Oh, she's asking for it.
>>738181805She's a sex machine.
what if your veemo was fat
