Name one game set in Italy
>>738086605https://store.steampowered.com/app/2102450/Enotria_The_Last_Song/
ac2
thanks OP I think I'll make spaget for dinnerhttps://youtu.be/eraeGl7vw7g
>>738086605mamma pia...
>>738086690When he licked his fingers was when I decided he should die
>>738086690I still don't know if this dude is bri'ish or finish ... Kekaroo
I don't like parmesan
>>738086690Come on man, you paid for all the extra parmesan I'm sure. Get some extra bread to mop up the sauce at the end.
>>738086690Here's that ubermensch I was telling you about.
>>738086690>white shirta brave man indeed
>>738086801likewise
>>738086801i can't eat spaghetti without it
>>738086796Not memeing but he's actually american.
>>738086690These people conquered the world btw
>>738087107
american parmesan cheese is not real parmesan cheese. it's barely cheese at all.
>>738086801have you tried the real one?
>>738087087Is he dumping all that oil in the sink?
>game has too many options
>>738086779I'm against violence. This is self defense obviously.
>>738087149parm from italy is so expensive no wonder people buy the bottled shit
>>738087365wtfthey should have wiped them out in WW2, the fucking freaks
>>738087365I like the shells when I make stew. They tend to encapsulate other ingredients within themselves.
>>738086801It's probably the worst cheese, simply because you can't enjoy it by taking a giant bite out of it on its own. It can only be slightly enjoyed as a condiment to a complete dish.
>>738086605gladiator
>>738086801It literally tastes like vomit and Italians don't know how to make real cheese.
>>738087365Getting high and chewing on some Gnocchi makes my dick hard
>>738086690Nothing wrong with thisCheese is life
cirno the italian of bnat
>>738087365When you learn to craft sauces, you realize how intelligent their topology is.
>>738086605ceaser 3
Nier Automata
>>738087567please stop organizing on discord to necrobump threads
>>738087330not my problem
>>738087149at least our pizza is better than the shit you make over there
>>738086690>white shirt>not tucking a napkin on your shirt while eating pastathat man lives on the edge
>>738087087I think I'll buy an air fryer at the store today. I've been restraining because I'm afraid I'll make french fries too often. Maybe I'll try making them home made though so it's only potato's and salt and oil, that way it's healthier than the frozen processed shit.
>>738087620meds
>>738086690That's a fairly small amount of cheese for an average sized person, I'd say?
>>738087672he knows exactly what im talking about
>>738087365but why?
>>738087365>marzianithis is just a bacteria wtf
>>738086690this fat slob knows how to eat
The biggest meme italians ever pulled on the world is pretending different shapes of pasta hold sauces differently
>>738087651I use a convection toaster oven that has an air fry mode. It's not as good as an air fryer (bigger space so takes longer to heat up) but crisps up things well enough and has more uses as a regular oven.
>>738087785are you saying Rigatoni can't hold more sauce than a fucking noodle?
>>738087087pratical
>>738087864This might surprise you but they're open. Also, Italians pretend spaghetti work better for bolognese. They're lying at all times
>>738087087as an American this webm disgusts me
>>738087864the sauce either sticks to the noodle or it doesn'thaving a hole in the middle of the noodle still means the extra sauce slides out of the hole
>>738087847>convection toaster ovenI used to have one but never got much use out of it. Air fryer I hope to get more use out of.
>>738087919you need to learn about surface area. I take it math wasn't your strong point in school
>>738087991>convection toaster oven>air fryerHow the fuck are these two terms not the same
>>738086690ngl, I would eat it like that and I'm lean
non mangiamo la pizza con ananas
>>738087987that's what your mom said to me last night
>>738088021If rigatoni are so good at holding sauce, why do 3000 other shapes exist? Again, italians will make shit up about all of them being required for different types of sauceYou only need penne
>>738088080I agree that most pasta is pointless
>>738087991a rigatoni would have the same amount of surface area if you slice it into a flat shape instead of a tubea spaghetti noodle also has lots of surface area because despite being thin it's also longer
I'm surprised this thread hasn't been moved to >>>/ck/ fucking lazy ass mods
>>738086690based
Why is everything so much better with cheese?
>>738088151I know you were trying to reply to me and that's OK.
>>738087639>>738087330
>>738088226that's a stupid question. cheese is awesome and only sub human lactose intolerant people hate it
>>738088181stfu
>>738086690disgusting
So all you need to do is 3D print a mould in a shape that hasn't been done before and you get canonized into the nostra pasta sagrada?
>>738088029NTA but I have a convection toaster oven and it's definitely not the same. Air fryers do a much better job crisping things up. It's worth the trade off for me because a toaster oven is a lot more versatile, but it's nowhere near as good at making frozen slop crunchy.
Hitman Sapienza
>>738088257>guys why is [gameplay feature] always so fun in every game?>stupid question, it's because it's awesome and only casuals hate itAmazing post anon, really debated the merits there>tfw you're in a food thread so you have to make a vidya analogy
>>738088342since we're talking about cheese then I have to say I cheesed the fuck out of elden ring
Super Mario 64
>>738088080>why do 3000 other shapes exist?Most of them are local (traditionally handmade) shapes which may have variations just for the sake of it in case of special occasions/festivities.Not everything must be optimized, like they do IN GERMANY.
>>738086968c'mon bro, that's the most british phenotype ever recorded on film
>>738088341>his mother's secret recipe was just store bought canned tomato saucesounds about right
>>738088464That's set in Brooklyn
>>738088402I still haven't updated it since the first patch because I love how cheesy hoar frost stomp is
This board will talk about anything but video games
>>738088520Based. From was listening to pvpniggers so definitely don't update it anymore, frost stomp got nerfed to uselessness
>>738086605https://store.steampowered.com/app/3676250/Boars_in_Rome/
>>738088596I know. I think it was in the first patch. I literally stomped that stupid bitch malenia into the ground on my first attempt. too easy
>>738086690>Why am I fat?>Must be the genetics
>>738088673it's the pasta. too many carbs
>>738088673Does that look like a guy who cries about his genetics?
>>738087365which one is the gabagool
Can you fucking retards post on the proper board
>>738088748you'll want a list of meats
>>738088769no lol
>>738088769it's not our fault mods haven't moved this to cooking yet
>>738086690>Well thats quite a lot of parm hes putting in->puts even more
>>738088776Who are you maining, /v/?
Any games about an Italian visiting Poland to try their local cuisine?
>>738088840it's such a hard question I'll have to randomize it
>>738088769Can your tranny no fun allowed ass fuck off to reddit already?
>>738086690I make pasta the same way when I get a big costco wedge of parmesan. Tastes orgasmic.
>>738086605Is that the foot sole flakes?
>restaurant that makes any of their pasta dishes au gratin
>>738088840I like shaved pastrami
>>738088914Forgot image
>>738088891Can you nigger stop treating everything as your personal repost blog?
>>738086690Aw man. That's... I need some too.
>>738088840I like guanciale but I have to drive half an hour to get proper Italian style, so I just buy smoked jowl.>>738088769>>738088809This isn't a fast food thread
>>738087365For me, you know it's gotta be linguine. Beautiful noodle
>>738088960go back to your BBC thread faggot
>>738088840https://youtu.be/kR0OPOMea1Y?t=12
>>738086690why did he do it
>>738088993>complains about thread topics>takes part in thread topichypocrite much?
>>738088840>landjäger>corsicanHoly damn this image is retarded
>>738088840LARDO, of course
>>738088663you should play one of the modded rehauls, I think it was convergence is full of big cheese like that. good fun. though I don't know if you have to update the game to a newer version for that desu
>>738087365>Put dry wets in different shapes>Call it billion different thingsItalians are retarded.
>>738088840I'm going with chorizo, Steve
>>738089082real Parmigiano Reggiano is fucking expensive. I'd do the same thing to get my money's worth
>>738088840gimme da gabagool
>>738089084Yes
IT'S FUCKING 11:32 AT NIGHT STOP MAKING ME HUNGRY
>>738089007Fuck you cunt
>>738089114thanks for the advice. my guess is that I would have to update. I already beat the game so I might as well try new builds
>>738086690Jesus wept.
>>738087736I love these.
>>738089207you're containment board >>>/b/ needs you back
>>738086605Sniper Elite 4
Gran Turismo
>>738089203it's actually 4:30pm in the real world.
>>738089176I also cook with etherum
>>738088037Is that what ur heart looks like
>>738089119MADONNA RAGAZZI LEZZO
>>738089195mmm delicious....
>>738089474that's his prolapsed anus
>>738089527the pizza doesn't look half bad either
>>738088840Landjager all the way
>>738089637pizza?
>>738087087Oke now, that was my third guess and laughed harder
>>738089195this actually kind of pisses me off... you need a guide to cut a pizza? then again she is a woman
>>738088464>>738088494>>738086605super mario sunshine
>>738089218https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKLqZu3JbTc&t=64s
Italian food is overrated
since this is a video game thread set in Italy I want to say when I played caeser 3 I took ceasers money, cut down all the trees on the map then put plazas everywhere. I was executed with multiple warnings
>>738087605>>738088491>>738088626>>738089271>>738089920https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgKuKgpau2Y
>>738090008lol I weird Al
>>738090064>I love
>>738090008>drops his fake accent when he says "spaghetti" even though it's obviously the best word for itThanks, my autism was triggered
>>738090008this bastard is one of the only Jews I actually like
>>738089767Intelligent animals evolved to use tools to help accomplish tasks, even easy ones>Grug use stone knife to cut flesh when he can tear piece and eat, stoopid!
>>738088840I'll stick to grilled/cooked meats, way less carcinogenic so long as it isn't burnt.
>>738090120
>>738090118I used to actually work at a pizza hut. Just give me the big ass two handed slicer
>>738086690Americans are disgusting pigs.
>>738090120fun fact when people thought red meats were meatcarcinogenic every single person they did studies on were heavy smokers. turns out it was tobacco lol
>>738090279Tobacco isn't carcinogenic, retard
>>738090235and? at least my skin is the right color
>>738088769hello NEWFAG if you were actually here for 10 years or more you'd know that /v/ is blue /b/ and always has the best off topic threadsgo complain in a thread featuring actual video game discussion like 90% of people here
>>738090316you might want to look that up before you post stupid shit
>>738090351it's true. I'd still be on b if it wasn't flooded with hyper leftwing faggotry proganda. sorry /v/ but this is the nest board
>>738090496>best
>>738090118grog wants big knife. grog no need guide
>>738087734real gnocchi are made of different stuff and cooked differently
>>738090678define stuff
>>738090338mutt color
>>738089908>knew it was a nigger before he even appeared
>>738090769my skin is so white it would blind you
>>738090713flour and potatoes
>>738090842sounds delicious
>auto sagedsad at least move it to /ck/ or something
>>738090893I already brought this up. mods must be on vacation for golden week
>>738090798>
>>738090879they are also a pain in the ass to make and anyone who makes them fresh its considered a god here in italy
>>738090778it's missing that soap bleach flavor
>>738090967man all I hear is it's easy to make pasta from scratch, but it seems like a real pain in the ass. I commend Italians who do it.
>>738088840I'm eating this raw with some bread
>>738090958im not sure what this webm is trying to convey. I don't play denuvo ridden dei dog shit
>>738091116nah pasta isn't that bad, as i said gnocchi are probably the worst
>>738091116Basic pasta is not really much harder than bread if you have a pasta machine to roll it out. Stuffed pasta can be more involved.
>>738091203don't they make hand cranks for that now?
>>738091238sounds like a mess I don't want to clean up
i'd take gorgonzola with fresh black grapes
>American pasta mogs your path
>>738091357what the hell is that green wedge?
>>738091270idk honestly
