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>>738097176You know you don't actually need to kill the Tree Sentinel at the beginning of the game. There's no need to be this mad you can't beat it yet.
Do I get an award for completing the majority of the game drunk? And by majority I mean doing EVERYTHING. 300+ hours on a single playthrough including DLC.
>>738097543How much bottles of whiskey did you go through to stay drunk for 300 hours?
>>738097659It wasn't a single session. It took me two months for the platinum and I don't remember how long for the DLC. I don't play 12 hours a day like you unemployeds do.
>>738097176Trannies are going to be VERY upset by this based truke thread. Nonwhites too.
>>738097176>Empty open world awardI agree. It should've been all castles and castles only. Having said that, it's my autism that forces me to explore every corner of a large field, making it boring. I've started beelining only points of interest and it's starting to feel better.I just reached Leyndell which looks quite nice. But if the area isn't fun I'm thinking of just dropping it. Having played lies of p and sekiro, I can't stand the input delay and slow rolling. None of the bosses in elden shit stand out to me as fun. Hate getting hit even though I saw the attack coming. I know I'm stuck in an animation, but this is too ridiculously slow. Sekiro and lies of p allows human speed reactions, except for healing of course that shouldn't be allowed.
dark souls 2 is best
>>738097176>Transgender and genderqueer representation awardNothing wrong with that, incel
>>738098571>If I put political slop in my butthurt shitpost, then maybe nobody will notice that I'm sad, bad, and assmad.Consider raising your skill level.
>>738097176im trans and i don't really like elden ring as much as dks1-3
>goldmask quesline requires you to use an incantation that needs 37 int on a random statue in Leyndell that shows you that radagon and marika are actually the same person because plot reasontranny game
>>738097176filtered award
>>738098571retard award
I love these daily reminders that /v/ is filled with shitters who have no business playing video games
>>738103343YWNBAW
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>>738100098>I can't stand the input delay and slow rolling>Hate getting hit even though I saw the attack comingIf an attack is hard to roll, consider using some of your other options (positioning, jumping, sometimes even crouching) to avoid it. example 1: the delayed tail sweep of the fallingstar beast, you can run over to the tail and jump over it before it becomes dangerousexample 2: Margit's infamous delayed overhead swing is beaten by walking two steps to the right (where it then becomes the freest charged heavy opening in the game)I
>>738097176The game is a little hard to replay after 100%. There's not story or lore to enjoy. Just meaningless run here kill Margit then Godfrey then Renala then Margit again... with story focused games after 100% I can still enjoy the story and pick up on details.
I hate Elden Ring mod makers so much they just need to go back to Skyrim.
>>738097176And the game is 100 hours long. Half of which is on horse. Dark souls is simply more compact. Like sekiro is still great and always fun.
>>738097176git gud scrub
>>738097176people mad that they made a successful game still? souls formula wins because the do not abandon what they learn. There is no 2 steps back one step forward in their industry. They actually learnt their lesson from DS3 which modern companies fail all the time at and release even worst shit than the one before it.