Can we please just have a regular thread about the game without all the SAAR jokes? I mean, you can make those, too, as long as you're talking about something relevant as well, like the gameplay. What's your favorite gun? How far are you?
>>738097205is it a videogame about pajeets?
>>738097205Is this just Returnal 2?>>738097545It was made by Finns.
>>738097545Yes, but that's beside the point.
>>738097205How can this game be redeemed?
>>738097205Where is the PC release, SONY!?!
>>738097607India has been hated on for a while now. Go eat some cow dung and get hit by a train, Rangeesh.
>>738097619so people from Finland make a game about pajeets?
Why would anyone want to talk about a game where you no joke, cheat on your wife with another man, kill said man to cover itup, then get NTRed by the most blackest dark as midnight sheboon.
>>738097607China psyop, and chuds ate it hook line and sinker because brown people bad
>Indian protagonist>he gets emasculated and cucked
playstation Mumbai marketer thread
>>738097607There are plenty of reasons to hate indians and I say this as someone with indian friends and indian wife.
Good morning sirs!
>>738097205They shoved cuckoldry in this to appease the Timmies. Indianbros would have delivered pure, unadulterated kino if not for degenerate western demands.
>>738097607/pol/ has been shitting on india for over a decade. it just breached containment like everything else on /pol/
>>738097205How does this compare to Returnal? I really enjoyed Returnal, enough to buy it again on steam but not enough to buy it at full price. Is SAAROS worth buying at 70usd or should I just wait for a sale?
>>738097607I hate this fucking Aqua jeet so goddamn fucking much it’s downright fucking unreal.
>>738097793>>738097757>>738097734What is it with timmies and cuckolding? It's all you ever talk about, at the first opportunity and excuse. It's not like any of you have had a stable relationship in your life.
>>738097619>Is this just Returnal 2?Yes, but 10x better.>permanent progression system w/ skill tree>start with the last gun you had equipped>can return to the last biome you've entered, no need to start from floor 1 every time>bullet-absorbing mechanic that functions sort of like Giga Wing and Mars Matrix, you absorb to charge your Power Weapon and then fire it when you need to>much larger biomes>it's not just the "it's all in the MC's head" twist>outstanding music that ramps up during encounters, similar to Metal Gear Rising but without lyrics>seems to be much more fair; I've done dozens of runs and none of them spit me out at a locked-in miniboss fight like Returnal did>sense of direction; you have a waypoint that leads you toward bosses/ where you're meant to go (though you can explore and reap the benefits of power-ups)It's like Returnal was just a prototype and this is the game they wanted to make.
>>7380978374chan was shitting on india before the ps3 came out. we were posting their disgusting rivers and train deaths before /pol/ existed.
>>738097772Ok couchfucker
>>738097913Finally, a real post. I'm going to be playing it for the first time tonight.
>>738097205>How far are you?I just got cucked by a black lesbian.
>>738097851IMO it's worth it. I'm getting my money's worth. The gameplay is a very refined version of Returnal and they took pages from Mars Matrix/ Giga Wing. The devs know exactly what they're doing.
>>738097734Who exactly is the target audience for this????
>>738098000lying trips
>>738098097....why would I lie about that?
>>738097869fockin beised
>>738098089People who like shmups, third-person rogue-lites, and enjoyed NieR bosses but want something actually challenging.
>>738098089No one plays it for the story
>>738098089People who actually play videogames and not just read bad-faith fourht hand accounts about the metaplot filtered thorugh cuckold-obsessed minds.
>mfw she tells me she redeemed
>>738098089the modern audience
>playing saar>spawn on poop stained shitting street>dive in open defecation sewer to collect google cards>buy street vendor poopoo food>poo bar is full and have to poo on the street while dodging cars and wild animals like dogs and bulls and elephants>traintracks are almost impossible to pass and trains spawn randomly when you arent looking and can come out of nowhere>get electrocuted while chasing a monkey with a long metal polehow do you even win in this shit?
>>738097607>suddenly>for no reason at all
>>738098281OP here, okay, I laughed.
Just got to the cathedral. Architect gave me a hard time but my favorite boss so war was Shepherd.
>>738097607>For no reasonMy entire fucking city that I grew up in I don't recognise anymore and cannot live in. Indians outnumber everyone 10:1 at this point. I used to see blonde girls and red head girls and qt goth chicks and lots of small cool stores like bookstores run by lesbos and old record shops and now literally everything is fucking curry house/kebab/barbershop/vape shopI'm a liberal btw, but I've come to fucking hate immigrants and I now see why the right was indeed right on this. I want a socialist communist utopia with robots working everything manual and we all get free time to videogame and play music and paint. Instead we have immigrant welfare drains and indians sending money off shore but choking all public assistance.White leftists and white right wingers need to join up and realise that we can both get what we want: white ethnostate but with social communism. I think this is the only way both of us can survive. Yes, I admit freely i was wrong. 2016 me championed all of the hell I am currently living through - I was a retarded teenager who didn't understand it would be like this. I can't walk the streets anymore because jeets want to rape me (very passing trans woman btw)
>>738097607I have aquajeet fatigue
SANJEETA PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM DE'SHAUNDA
>>738097607
>>738097607>worst co-workers>worst tenants>country globally known for its phone scams>no reason at all
>>738097997I have no idea what you're talking about and I'm fairly certain my life will be better if I remain outside whatever squalid "loop" you feel compelled to monitor.
>>738098504Yes, BUT:Video games.
>>738098089Indians they love BBC and gay sex
>>738098802
Give me the weapon tier list.
>>738097205More liek SAAROS, am i rite?
>>738098789Reference to JD Vance, famous couchfucker and wants his Indian wife to convert to the Catholicism cult. (Why marry a jeet if you can't accept her as she is?)
>trophy for killing 1995 enemies>the original DonPachi came out in 1995Coincidence?
>>738098773>Hardest workers>Highest IQ>Extremely loyal>Best cuisineYou lost, Timmy
i will not redeem the Gay Jeetslop
>>738099126Your loss, the gameplay is tight as fuck, satisfying and addictive just like your mom's twat.
>>738099063They eat cow shit and don't know how to use a toilet.
>>738097913I think the biomes are bigger, but not better designed. There is no backtracking really, way less side rooms to use keys on too. This is a clear design decisions because there isn't a teleporter system to jump around a single biome, just from your base to different biomes. If you leave health early on, its not like you will really be able to teleport back for it especially in later stages where they have clear "point of no return" transitions.
>>738097205is there an optional helmet?
>>738097913Go fuck some cow shit Apu
>>738098879Ah, understood. Is the couchfucking related or simply something incidental?I accept my wife for who she is. I don't hate Indians wholesale but there are peculiar cultural shortcomings I take issue with. They aren't a monolith and while I recognize an increased prevalence of certain behaviors I think it's unfair to condemn the lot of them. She's already a black sheep because she is more bothered these traits more than I am.I have a problem with the dude chalking up all the criticism to a psyop and pretending that all this hate "came out of nowhere". It's dishonest.
>>738099063>Hardest workersAre ok with working 12 hour days which changes the work expectations of the culture and let's corporations suppress wages, because they're shit eaters with no base morality>Highest IQFake stats earned by scamming and faking>Extremely loyalTo their own, only hiring and outsourcing and delegating work to other indians>Best CuisineLiterally causes gastrointestinal problems, Indians life expectancy is in the gutter and they all have terrible bodies and growths and tumours and smell bad constantlyIndians are the worst race on the planet.No one wants to admit this, but if you could push a button and replace every jeet in every western nation with a japanese person it would be a 2000% improvement
>>738099931i don't think so
>>738099063You forgot zero morals and are willing to scam the elderly out of their life savings.
Canadian here, Indians are a plague. They are not a people. That we live in a world where beautiful red headed girls with blue eyes are 0.1% of the planet, yet brown hair brown eye brown skin ugly smelly jeets are a supermajority says that we have inherited hell and this earth is doomed to ruin.
>>738099063You think that you can impress white people with a title, but white people don't think like that. In white culture it makes a difference if you actually achieve something, or if you just scam your way there.
>>738098372I sympathize with you. I'm sorry you're having to deal with that and as an Indian myself, I agree that it's wrong. I know what some of my people are like and the lack of conscientiousness they display when it comes to many things. I've seen the way people of my country live and act in countries not their own, and I find it embarrassing. There are major problems with the culture and it would be a disaster if allowed to spill into western nations and degrade their standard of life. It's a big mistake for western nations to not be mindful of that and have a good system in place to filter and keep those people out. But it's understandable if you wish to not have people of my ethnicity in your country at all. I think that's fair and there probably ought to be some kind of nationwide vote or something and if the majority agree to not have any Indians in their country, then you can proceed to halt immigration. And in addition have deportations for arrivals in the past 5 years and/or those who failed to assimilate to a reasonable extent, that's also fair. It may be hard to believe but I think you will find that a lot of Indians will wanna pack up and leave on their own accord after seeing the results of an actual survey that clearly shows their presence is largely unwanted. I say this from my own personal experience witnessing the deep dislike towards Indians that's grown over the past few years, and maybe understandably. But regardless, I don't think any sane person wants to stay someplace they're not welcome. And that deep dislike is seen not just here, Reddit is the same lol. So are a number of other smaller liberal and leftist spaces I've seen. You'd expect those guys to be different when it comes to how they view and talk about Indians, but they're not and I think that's probably saying something. If I didn't have the difficult personal and financial circumstances I do at the moment then I'd have left long ago. But I do still plan to, soon hopefully.
I will never support anything by, with, or for indians.They are actively ruining the United States along with the cheap jews who run the corporations and hire their dumb asses. Get this filth off my fucking board.
>>738097205housemarquemore like HOUSEMERDEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I dont care how fun the game is, I do not want to play as a fucking indian
>>738098849Heavily depends on their alt-fire, but I like the pistol, and the normal shotgun once you unlock executions due to its insane stagger damage.I think the best power is Nova Lance, or generally any quick AoE explosion.
Protag is a chadI beat bastion first try but feel like I cheated with modifiers
>>738102587Thanks for sharing.
>>738097913That sounds like it fixes most of my problems with Returnal. Still not worth full price to me but if I find it for around $40 I'll grab it.
>skipped Returnal because I didn't wanna play as an old lesbian>skipping Saros because I don't wanna play as a PajeetSimple as.
>>738101714How didn't that car fail the sports regulations?
>>738102863literally me
>>738097205WE MUST BE BETTER SAARS
>>738102793>feel like I cheated with modifiersEither turn off second chance, or you didn't beat the game. You lose it during the final level, so it's best not to get too used to it.
>>738103089saar what your wife did before you met her is none of your business saaros
>>738099989I accept your concession.
>>738102863Your loss, it's a 9.5/10.
>Your loss, it's a 9.5/10.
>>738103313
>>738103387>>738103247
>>738097205I'm in the cathedral and have died like 4-5 times on this run. I don't get the chakram weapons at all.
I'm beginning to think some of you don't like indians
>>738097913>>Is this just Returnal 2?>Yes, but 10x better.imagine lying so hard
>>738103729?
i was gettin tired of the anti-woke crowd with this game where it felt just disingenuous then i saw the leaks of the ending and its like wow, lmao. lol.
>>738097205>the image that destroyed saaros
>>738097205Look, I'll make you a deal.You point me at a game where the plot does not shelve Hastur kino in favour of the central conflict being a shitty relationship drama in which you're told it's all your fault for pulling a Spec Ops: The Line in the name of a woman who would rather fuck a shitskin.And I'll engage with a regular thread.>>738097851But also yeah if you liked Returnal strictly in terms of gameplay this is the upgrade of that. More coherent progression system, easier saves, worse backtracking, way better music.>>738097913>it's not just the "it's all in the MC's head" twistWell, the police sirens DO show up in the true ending where Arjun apologises for being the needy shitbag the developers clearly want the male playerbase to feel like but at least you have to discard out of hand the entire rest of the game so it's easier to interpret as breaking the Shore's cycle resetting time so Arjun just got arrested there and then and never made his wife desperate enough to go on the damn fool mission and presumably nobody ever becomes the Yellow King on that world. God only knows why the Shore just sits there and takes it, though
>>738103949I know right? They genuinely can't help themselves, it's basically a two-way shitposting street where one side has way more money invested
>>738103915I beat returnal on my first try, in one sitting.all the points presented are made by a shill trying to peddle to "we made the game easier for you"and even more funny some points are straight up a lie, like >it's not just the "it's all in the MC's head" twistbecause thats what it is.>>738103949>i was gettin tired of the anti-woke crowdwhatever you say tranny
>>738097205>Can we please just have a regular thread about the game without all the SAAR jokes?
>>738104095nah seriously it felt like it was a joke but people were already going about how theres no white men in this game and tryin to guess that the main villain is a white man and all this women are soldiers blah blah blah then they get vindicated with that ending.
>>738103949>>738104063Memes aside, it's not as bad as /v/ wants it to be. He's an abusive drunk who cheated on her and killed the guy who was gonna tell her. She leaves him and goes insane.
>>738104183i never got past watchin the first 2 hours. but uh what does all the alien shit mean metaphorically? is it somethign cool like alcohol withdrawals or is it just shit they had to design it around to make it look interesting?
>>738104148>then they get vindicated with that ending.when haven't they. Why start with muh anti-woke fatigue responding to people with woke fatigue that had shit like this shoved on to them for years now with no end in sight.
/V/ WHY ARE YOU THE FUCKING?WHY ARE YOU THE BITCH FUCKING?YOU NOT PLAY THE 8.8 GAME?YOU BLOODY FUCK TIMMY?YOUR MOM ONLYFANS WHORE YES?
>>738104183Honestly the cucking isn't the truly awful part for me. The awful part is that there is this genuinely cool eldritch aesthetic and hint of a grandiose alien civilisation...and instead, the story tries to get you invested in a shitty jeet's life and stop you from asking questions about what the Shore is, what the history of the alien civilisation there was, why the FUCK the Shore just gives up when Arjun throws away his dumb amulet etc.I came here for eldritch horror, and I got some ESG point-chasing writer's idea of a soap drama instead. There's ZERO investment in the game the moment you find out the High Priestess etc are just the initial crew driven insane by the Shore and presumably acting out the passion plays of the long-dead civilisationAlso since it bothers to simulate a loyal version of his wife that engages in the truly eldritch act of holding hands, I like to think the Shore actually is in love with Arjun since in the "bad" ending he literally ends up inside of it. Truly the actual good ending.
>>738104219I honestly have no idea, I'll need someone smarter than me to make a youtube vid because I'm not familiar with yellow king mythology.
>>738097913Is there any sort of post-game/endgame? The tower in returnal was turbo dogshit but the main story was way too easy for its own story to be paced correctly.
>>738104183>cheat on your wife>get sent through cosmic horror nonsensewoke much?
>>738104336There's a new ending in NG+ I've spoiled above. It's fucking shit. Literally the premise is you working with your wife's black space girlfriend, and declining to beat the shit out of the previous Yellow King so you can go to a beach to throw away the amulet before the Shore transfigures you which SOMEHOW completely negates it's influence, and then you get yelled at by your wife for a while and apologise and police sirens start sounding. It's not clear why.>>738104352Genuinely fuck everyone involved. The MC is a BLOODY BASTARD too, but as a player the good end is unironically just becoming Hastur. It's like the Fallout 3 shit about MUH DESTINY being to die in a radioactive vault when Fawkes and the robot are right there, FUCK that shit.YOU and YOU alone matter, not any of these ugly lumpen cunts.
>>738104320>I came here for eldritch horror, and I got some ESG point-chasing writer's idea of a soap drama instead.there must be some effective method, however rudimentary, of sniffing out these type of bait and switches in media.
>>738104547everything about this game just goes against its actual gameplay it felt like i was watching 3rd person doom without the cool gritty masculine shit involved.what a cucked game.
You have done a full deathless run with all negative modifiers turned on, right?You are a gamer, aren't you?
>>738104320>The awful part is that there is this genuinely cool eldritch aesthetic and hint of a grandiose alien civilisation...and instead, the story tries to get you invested in a shitty jeet's lifeBecause for these... people... all that matters to them is their trauma and mental health. It is all about them. Alien civilization gets discovered and the first thing they think is, "What about me and my needs?!" They genuinely believe they are the main characters of reality, so everything is there to serve as a cool backdrop and aesthetic for what is actually important in life: them and their problems.
>>738097667Redeemed?!? U stupid bitch saar, DO NOT REDEEMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>738104329Don't worry about it because it doesn't have anything to do with the King in Yellow which itself is more about egotism, paranoia and delirium vibes than a coherent explanation of what Hastur is. If you've read it then phrases like, "Along the shore, the cloud-waves break" or the idea Hastur is a god of shepherds are given nods to in the game. But you truly, truly do not have to know anything about it to get what the game is about.Because like I said, this game is much more about Arjun being a shitter and his wife's hatred of him than anything interesting.>>738104590Oh well, fool me once and all that. All this game taught me is that the company will NEVER move past the shitty writing style of Returnal>>738104704Thank God Sid Meier wasn't one of them is all I have to say. Can you imagine if the Gaia's Stepdaughters ending was trauma dumping on Planetmind?>>738104613Agreed. They start out investigating ayy shit and the devolution into egotism and madness is actually on-brand, but you're seriously supposed to believe Arjun's possessiveness of his wife somehow makes him crack cocaine for the Shore and wins him the throne of the Yellow King just as an excuse to shove shitty flashbacks of his shitty life as if any of that MATTERS when YOU ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF AN ELDRITCH GOD
>>738104329Actually fuck it, let me post the only two pieces of lore worth even a glance i.e. that isn't some shitty trauma dump
>>738104329TLDR the Yellow King is actually some sort of champion/avatar/unironically maybe husbando for the Yellow Shore, which is like a Bigger Hastur that corrupts sentient beings into conflict and egotism until the survivor with the biggest ego becomes the Yellow King
Oh yeah and if it wasn't clear, the Shore is basically Slaanesh. Literally, unironically doing the needful. Everyone's needful, in fact.
PC White Supremacist chads, you know what to play instead
>>738104773>Oh well, fool me once and all that.I don't blame you for getting upset, but you should have seen it coming from a mile away.
Fuck your 3 hour long gay videogame movies
>>738105201Instructions unclear, replaying AC6 for the nth time and considering Pragmata.>>738105207I know dammit. If I wasn't absolutely starved for quality Hastur kino literally everywhere else I wouldn't have given them the benefit of the doubt I really shouldn't have.
>>738097902Maybe because the pajeetoid protag gets cucked?
>>738097205Sorry we don't play dei wokeslop
>>738105260prag is very casual but respect for ac6if you need to sweat you know what to playit's a shooter like no other and combines control with the finals
>>738105443+1,000,000 izzat has been deposited to your savings account
>>738104590>there must be some effective method, however rudimentary, of sniffing out these type of bait and switches in media.you fucking retard it was obvious to everybody but you.Stop pretending it's hard to spot that shit coming.Stop just stop.>woooow how was I supposed to know the game is woke
>>738105512have been*get your esl right White Supremacist
>>738098148No one is redeeming this game sirs good morning I love you
>>738104329>>738104329The king in yellow is essentially one of the first cosmic horror books released, it's an anthology of stories set in different fictional reality realms where for one reason or another, a fictional book or play exists within that reality that drives each person/s to madness, often with the text of fictional book containing forbidden or future verifiable information. Sometimes even containing information about the other stories within the anthology itself. Essentially the books bad fucking news and no one should ever read it. Yes, it's meta-slop before the idea even really took root, although Shakespeare also wrote meta-plays.
>>738104664Can you do a full run? I saw some people say you have to skip biome 4 or something.
>>738105529you okay, anon?
>>738097667Doesn't need to be. It's great as-is. Would be even better with co-op, though.
>>738098831this tbհ, indians like black penises because they like to pretend the black penis is their own onesince they are both dark skinned, but indians have tiny peepees
This game hurts my hands.
Returnal had way more unique weaponry. We have what, 5 types with 3 variants each? So we got more, but just a bit more bland. No "wtf is this shit" like the Pylon Driver. We do have 4 "power" weapons but man the Nova Lance feels like ass on controller and the missile just feels consistently great especially with Purge
>>738097913PC please, Sony-sama. Don't abandon us like this...
>>738105680i skipped the miyazaki swamp
>>738104320Damn its True Detective all over again
Oh yeah the music is actually pretty good.
>unc above me is begging for sweet baby inc dei slop to come to pci think we'r dealing with eglin posters in this thread because i cannot take this kind of post seriously
I'm out. I can't deal with the constant, high-level Wokism that has infected this board. You guys think you're "anti-woke," but you're actually the most easily triggered, identity-obsessed snowflakes I've ever seen. You've turned /v/ into a literal safespace for professional victims.You claim to hate "identity politics," yet 90% of the posts here are you guys obsessing over the identity of digital characters. You're doing "Representation Matters" in reverse. You're so fragile that if a character doesn't look exactly like your specific "identity" (angry, 40-year-old dude), you have a collective mental breakdown. That is the definition of Woke.Every day it's the same thing: "The industry is out to get us! The developers hate us! The haircuts are a conspiracy!" You've adopted the ultimate victimhood narrative. You're literally crying over the "systemic oppression" of gamers because a character has blue hair. It's performative outrage, and it's embarrassing.You've turned /v/ into an echo chamber where you can protect each other from the "scary" real world. You can't handle a different opinion, you can't handle a realistic face model, and you certainly can't handle a protagonist who isn't a generic action figure. You've created a "Woke Safespace" for people who are scared of the 21st century.You guys are the ones walking around with a checklist of things to be offended by.>Same-sex couple in a cutscene? TRIGGERED. * Woman has a jawline? TRIGGERED. * Non-white person in a fantasy game? LITERAL SHAKING.You aren't "based." You're just a bunch of sensitive Karens who want to speak to the manager of Sony because a protagonist's pants are too baggy. You're more obsessed with "diversity" than the people you complain about.Enjoy your woke little clubhouse of victimhood.
>>738104320So the 'bad' ending is him being eaten by a jagannath? Should be the good ending
>>738097205>easy and no white menso it's returnal re-done to appeal more to games journalists and larry fink?
Fuck this game and its retarded nu-Doom make your own difficulty settings garbage. I don't want faggots who turn everything difficulty setting down to zero to be rewarded the same as someone who plays the game on default. Equal outcomes for all is the faggiest thing ever and doubly so in vidya.
>>738106530RE4 tuned its difficulty to the player. cope retard.
>>738106530The only benefit is that using them gives you a trophy, so you can weed out people who use modifiers
>>738097545Literally yes. Apparenlty magic pajeets getting cucked. >>738097631The indianness is a central part of it. Look at the shiva reference on the cover.
>>738097793Just like POP remake?>>738097902It's literally a core plot point. Keep up nigga.
how the hell does the shield work it seems like prominence should have had its own bar below the shield bar but they're on top of each other can you absorb just the blue projectiles or the other ones too?
>>738107380pause the game go to tutorials and read
>>738105894The shotgun is much improved, it was unusable in Returnal
>>738098879>>738100070It's weird pol fiction that needs to get the fuck out of /v/.
>>738107456Sorta? Annihilator shotgun might as well just be "Grenade launcher, that also comes with a shotgun". The one with the vertical spread is "okay". The problem with all of them, besides just only using the grenade launcher, is getting hit and losing full adrenaline REALLY sucks. Shotguns do not stagger or do enough close-range damage to make up for needing to be close. I think the chakrams were the only type where I really like all 3 variants.
>>738104183I want an actually good game. I didn't want returnal with double the budget, hollywood actors, , and more boring weapons.
>indians are a hated slave-golem race>lets make one the main character for our 200 million dollar budgeted gameWheres the logic here?
Wait, the protagonist is actually a jeet? Lmao there's no way the name isn't intentional.
>>738104547>It's not clear why.I'm guessing mandatory comeuppatance for the asshole cheating man.
>>738107670the lasts gasp of the woke eradei money marked for an old project
>>738107261>Look at the shiva reference on the cover.Honestly with the dragonballs in its hands it looks more like guanyin. Though ig technically they're the same thing
>>738105253The train should packed full of SAARS even some on top of the roof
>>738104773>Can you imagine if the Gaia's Stepdaughters ending was trauma dumping on Planetmind?Sounds better than what we got with Beyond Earth. >THE FLOWERS OF THE SPIRIT ARE IN FULL BLOOM, AND THEY ARE AS SICK OF OUR SHIT AS WE ARE.
>>738105529Track records of Studios and creatives is good enough for me.>>738106034Well, it's not like they can save marathon.
So is there an in-game reason all the environments are the color of diarrhea?
I don't understand what's different about corrupted weapons.
>>738106530I generally don't like games that reward me more for playing on a higher difficulty, because that tends to result in the difficulty setting becoming meaningless. I picked 'hard' because I wanted the game to be harder.
>>738108667The more corruption you have, the more damage they deal. Yeah that is it. REALLY underwhelming. There should be a pool of like 10 corrupted affixes they can roll. You could do stuff like double magazine size but disable active reload. Or something like every active reload increases its damage by 10% up to 50%, but failing an active reload makes you take 10% of max health in damage.
>>738108606Something something Yellow King.>>738107831All I learned about indian shit was from Puzzles and Dragons.>>738106434Bye bitch. Probably too much to ask for the jannies to help anon out the door.
>>738104320Because everybody out there is a pseud who considers human drama to be more important than anything else.
>>738106434Later, Apu.
Q: I know some of you fucks have actually played this game. Anyone have any evidence of the gay shit being true?
>>738097205The game is an absolute blast from start to finish it had it's hooks in me captured lightning in a bottle.
>>738109562The gay part I think is either not true or an assumption unless it does turn out to be that way, the game is vague about who he cheated on his wife with and could have been multiple other people.
>>738097667DO NOT PRESS ENTER
>>738097205>regular thread about the game>with indian protag>on 4chanlel no>PS5 exclusive heheheheven if it was teh bestest game ever made and only game worth playing retarded PC keks would still bitch and moan like a little bitches they are as usualat least now you can clearly see who played the game and who's just spamming tepid bait shit
>>738109562Its only vaguely hinted at, he could just as much fucked random girls while on his drunken benders. Sebastian, his friend and "supposed" gay lover only brought up something akin to no one knows him better than he does.The real part is him wanting to come clean/snitch and the MC murders him
>>738109562>>738109616It's not vague in the fucking slightest. THE CUTSCENE LITERALLY SHOWS HIM WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.
sony make good game saar please redeemyou are basterd if you say bad thing about sony
>Lose Lucenite when hit
>>738106434You gotta let them have this. They voted in a zog pedophile cryptoscammer, they are hurting right now.
>>738109952I usually take that or the do less damage when stationary or fall damage one. The worst one is the dash cooldown.
>>738109952>>738110248Yeah Lucentite is super plentiful, its a free negative. Same with the others mentioned. Dash Cooldown is genuinely will never pick up.
>>738107670Isn't it just nepotism in this case? It's the Jeet dating Alannah Pearce isn't it?
>>738097205Is there bobs and vagene in this game?
>>738109562Heyo, went out before this posted but in case anyone's still lurk-seething in this thread might as well post what I got. Visually the most you get is a tragic "why'd you kill me bro??" cutscene near the end of the game in the NG+ route where Arjun is forced to confront his past sins and become a better man, though while avoiding anything explicitly intimate it's quite clear the jeet homie considered himself and Arjun to be something closer than friends.It's basically ESG ultra-safe horny.>>738105443I did say I was only considering it for a reason, I like the aesthetics (especially the NASA-looking construction everywhere) and the music but the thrill of boost-dodging around suckers while raining down death on them from on high has raised my gameplay standards above and beyond what it seems like the game can give me.Give me DLC or I'll retire...someday. It's funny how high ranking PvP is so damn salty that you literally have to time shooting people you can't even see fully and take advantage of your Core running out of gas and plummeting if you want a serious chance at winning.
>>738106434You wanted to play by these rules, now you die by them. Ask yourself if it was worth it pushing all that bullshit?
>>738097619It was one big shit post. Kinda convinced they are just a gameplay first studio and just take any sort of inclusivity bonuses no matter how unappealing it makes the game
>>738097757He doesn't, that was a lie spread by retards on Xitter.
>gay jeet cheats on his wife with a dude that he then kills to cover it up>his wife leaves him for a black woman>he goes insane because he read king in yellow once or somethingGreat game you got there.
>>738097902It's even funnier when you consider that they lied about the cuckoldry and created fake screenshots depicting a lesbian relationship that isn't present anywhere in the game. This board is full of Sony-deranged schizos.
>>738113236The entire game is about emasculating him by telling him he needs to give up on pursuing his wife and accept he's a shitty person. Like I said it's eldritch Spec Ops: The Line.>But that's the point-The game is bad if it makes me play a total fucking loser and tells me he should've killed himself to make the world a better place, simple as.
Good morning my benchods
>>738113369The lesbian relationship is real. Whether or not it's cuckoldry depending on how you view Nitya running out on Arjun for being a drunk asshole, falling in love with Kiira on the Echelon 1 and mourning the loss of her when the crew went insane more than Arjun who she views as a fucking pest that keeps intruding into her ideal space since at that point the relationship is fucking dead and Arjun is just simping for a woman who wanted nothing to do with him BEFORE muff-diving with the negress.It is, however, unquestionably an absolute emasculating humiliation ritual for the jeet.
>>738113481It's only a real issue if you're a loser who projects yourself onto the MC, which you obviously do.You play the role of a villain, that's it.
>>738113369>Abusive drunk who cheats, lies, and murders his best friend>Girlfriend naturally leaves you>"C-cuck game!1"Cuck really has lost all meaning. Do retards not know what breaking up is anymore?
>>738113648Loved Overlord 2 and Frozen Throne, I don't mind playing a villain at all. I just don't want to play a fucking loser I'd have gunned down like a mook in some other game. More to the point, I'm very offended by the false advertising of the game promising eldritch horror and giving me shitty relationship drama. Also,>N-no! Y-y-you can't enjoy a p-power fantasy you SEXIST PIGI can and I do, and I'll spend my money elsewhere.>>738113707Should've beaten her to death desu.
bloody bitch bastards how dare you disrespect our game
>>738113615>The lesbian relationship is realLet's see some proof.
>>738113648Also lmao, you'd unironically defend the writing of TLoU 2 with that cuck logic.>>738113913I don't owe you shit after proving >>738112637 but fortunately for us both I have a convenient save for the recording left by the negress on the NG+ route. Read it and weep.
>>738113913Saars...the bob and bagina are doing the needful without me...
>>738113860Finland made this game. They made it the way they did because the gaming industry are pretty much literally enslaved by a higher power.
>>738113826>Should've beaten her to death desu.
>>738114235>finlandaka india 2.0
>>738114080>>738114107Where's this scene from, then?
>>738114317Just looked it up>finland is home to over 200 million indians and growingholy shit
Did you nod be seeing sar??Saros...Sorrows...You habba become ya own jailer, dalit...You musbe moving on...Kino...
>going on a suicidal space mission for thiswhat was the plan here
>>738114670i look like this
>>738114440Bruh, it's from the series of visions that the Shore shows Arjun while tempting him onwards to claim the throne of the Yellow King. I literally posted the final one in the regular route earlier, where the Shore conjures up a vision of Nitya holding hands with Arjun when he becomes the Yellow King. It's all an eldritch force's gaslighting and it really does come across like the Shore wants to fuck/envelop Arjun and be his queen. Or at least trap him in a genjutsu where he feels this is the state of affairs for all eternity.You can't bullshit a non-secondary. This game, even if there is an argument is not technically revolving around cuckoldry, forces it's cosmic horror narrative to bend around the relationship drama of a fucking loser.
>>738114317We have like 20000 indians, all working at food delivery kekWhy are they like this
>>738114521Anon, you might be retarded, the actual number is a little over 13,000, certainly nowhere near 200 million.
>>738097205>thought this would be some interesting scifi story>it's just another story about some guy simping for a girl who isn't interested in himevery time
>>738114754>Europeans would trust jeets with their food
Arjun cheated and was a rude alcoholic, he doesn't deserve Nvidia.
>>738114989Delivery, not cooking. But I don't order food anyway
Good morning sirs:I just bought the newest Sony cuckold simulator game called saaros my favorite character in 2 and 1/2 men is Alan Harper
>>738115283bit weird how you guys project your deranged fetishes onto everything baka desu
>>738097995Pretty much, shit is nothing new. I remember people spamming pictures of dead corpses in and near the Ganges and the pollution when having a spergout over jeets a decade ago. They weren't memed on as hard as they are now with all the saar spam, but jeets being disliked, bullied and made fun of is nothing new
>>738115021>LOOK LOOK AT HOW ABUSIVE ARJUN IS>Show him sternly but quietly telling her not to compare him to his dadThis game is absolute coward at actually showing an abusive relationship, Nitty had like 2 grumpy conversations and decided to run away. Arjun is still pathetic for being a simp but his real sin is being so hung up on such a fragile woman who can't handle the mildest of bants
>>738115375Google the ending to saaros
>>738116120I will say it for as long as this designated shitting thread exists: The ending where Arjun becomes the King in Yellow and gets husbando-vored by the Shore is the actual good ending.
Literally the only place i see someone talking about this game is here in 4Chan and it is just for jeet shitposting.This game must be the most flopped Snoy exclusive ever created, because even dogshit like Marathon and fucking Concord got more attention than this poo looking game
>>738113707>a bunch of cuck copeSAAARRR
>>738116187I'm pretty sure some of the less socially conscious of you are posting in the fucking youtube playthrough comments for it too, shits fucked
>>738097738Brown people ARE bad tho
>>738116187I see Indians every fucking day. Video games are my escape from them.
>>738099063The state of india refutes all those claims, throughly so.
>>738097716Pretty smart, India is developing quite the consumer base, they're all basically infused into the online space and their economy is growing rapidly.
>>738097913sounds like they giga casualized the game from what you wrote
>>738117014If by "casualized" you mean "made fair and balanced" then yes.
>>738117056idk i was playing it at my friends house yesterday and beat the first boss on my first attempt, game seems a lot easier than returnal
>>738097205Sir pls full hindi and subtaitel link sir
>>738114440>Where's this scene from, then?Brownserka giant shit covered hand rises from the ground and everyone gets trapped in a giant toilet filled with thousands of jeets
>>738097913>>start with the last gun you had equipped>>can return to the last biome you've entered, no need to start from floor 1 every timeWHYEVENMAKEITAROGUELITETHEN
>>738117140Still better than having a "SURPRISE BUTTSEX!! XD XD" moment where the first room you enter is a lock-in miniboss. Happened to me twice in Returnal. I just let the faggot beat me because I had zero upgrades.
>>738117317saaar we inide saaar we make the isaac you bloody benchod
>>738097205NO NO NO NO DO NOT REDEEM SAAROS DO NOT REDEEM DO NOT REDEEM
>>738114712>power cosmic entity vs smelly pajeetaIf I were a jeet I'd take that deal.
>>738117428Returnal definitely just slapped on roguelite shit to draw in normalniggers who have never played one of those before
>>738097205I'm interested for gameplay and sound design, and that it's a more streamlined Returnal because that game sucked if you didn't dedicate yourself to it, but the cuck story and insane pricing make it a nono for now
>>738118081To each their own, I guess. The price wasn't an issue for me, I'm used to getting Jewed when importing bullet hell shmups from Japan for $65-70 a pop.
>>738097205plese kindly sir what site i do download the blody game? send link bastard fuck thanks you
>>738118397Pretty sure PS5 emulation isn't quite there yet.
>>738114989>finngolia>euro
>make cool arcade games>get bought by Sony>add jeets, cheating drama and lesbiansWhy would Housemarque do this?
>>738118719The previous one had an old hag having delusions
>>738116396Not anymore it isn't. Starfield started this trend I feel like
>>738118719Probably stipulated in their contract after the buyout, these are Sony exclusives after all
if indians are so smart, educated and hardworking, then why is their homeland a landfill drowning in literal shit?
>>738119698Working too hard to clean up
>>738097716gaslighting, white guilt, identity politics being forced onto every white nation since they were infants, I mean is that even a genuine question?
>>738098089Basedlets
Why does he look like such a bitch even with a beard lol
>>738119698Izzat
I tried returnal but lost steam on the non-progression wipes and might've tried saros as a more normie friendly shooter, but then sony decided to make it exclusive and I own a pc so all I get to interact with is 4chan psychos shitposting.
>>738097205Please. This is essentially like every later PS5 era game like TLoU2, GoY and every Horizon after Zero Dawn.A game with fun gameplay and mechanics, but with a shit story that is a ripoff of the King in Yellow and with shit characters with diversity idiocy like they/them.There is nothing to talk about here.
>>738121251It can’t even really be said to rip off the King in Yellow, at best it uses the story for similar motifs
>>738121251You don't play as a poo being in those games though
>>738097205But why did they name is saaros then
it has a stinky poo man on the cover so I shan't be buying
Bros I can’t beat the call center level. Any tips for scamming the grandmas second stage?
>>738122603It's the least of the problems with the narrative, but you made the right decision nonetheless.>>738122773Keep strafing. Read attack patterns even if they kill you, your nerves are smarter than you and will adapt with repetition as long as you give pattern recognition an honest shot.
>>738097205Is it>so bad it's goodOr>so bad it's bad
>>738098089OP
>>738125121>gameplay is fun bullet hell>story is dog shit
>>738125121This >>738125285. It's a decent shooter completely sabotaged by a plot that is blatantly clutching for ESG subsidisation at the cost of reducing the setting to a paper-thin wallpaper for shitty relationship bullshit and a brown woman's wagging finger of disapproval.
>bro just ignore how ugly the game is, the characters and how dogshit the story is, just focus on le gameplay like nex machina that didn't have any of those problems
>>738114690Saar sho w bobs or shut up please thank you
Ok how but this, this game is fucking terrible
>>738098089indians obviously, but feminists are not going to sleep with indians they are going to shit on the white man for and use a indian to do so but they are also letting the indian know that they are not interested in them i shit you not i can already see the left wing ideology seep through with this fucking storyline and i fucking cant stand jeets but they were thanking their 8 armed hindu elephant they finally had a game where a jeet was the main guy only to get cucked by a black women and him be a literal homosexual having gay sexlike holy fuck you jeets get btfod by lefitsts and feminists in one huge swipe lmfao
>>738107670titsex
>>738097205at first glance it doesn't look that gooddoes it have any Redeeming qualities?
>>738097205Does a character say "check out these cannons"?
>>738097205This game seems shitty
>>738097205Saar pls to the being better saars
>>738097545Homo cuck pajeet. Which is actually a good role model for them. If jeets become homo cucks, then they won't multiply anymore.
>>738097205>SAAR>89.99 in CanadaNo thanks. I'd rather just walk outside for free if I want to interact with Indians (I do not).
>>738112637>you never let anyone through that tough exterior you've built up but it only took a few months of being a coworker to break through that shell
dogshit woke slop
How do I unlock the jam skin?
>>738097913I just prefer the atmosphere and setting of Returnal, i'm enjoying Saros though, it plays very well.
>>738097205I love the Ricochet gun
>>738106434You need to try harder than that shartyfaggot
>>738133980Proxies are back so these fags have been raiding everything
>>738106434Keep crying woketard.
>>738107261>Look at the shiva reference on the cover.That large figure in the background is not a Shiva reference unless there's something in the game or story that specifically makes that connection. Being depicted as having multiple arms is not something limited to any one deity in Hinduism.
>>738134417>it's not a shiva reference>yes, all multi-armed gods are immediately thought to be shiva>yes, the devs admitted to casting an indian actor for the role>yes, it's an indian game>yes, everyone is talking about its cultural influence>but that doesn't mean it's indian
>there are people on this board that bought a jeet simulator
>>738097913Shame it's not on PC for the foreseeable future.
Why are cuckolds so prominent? Their stories are shit. Nobody wants to take care of someone's goods or be cheated on.
>>738135047Brother
>>738134819What are you trying to even say here retard? I'm not denying that the protagonist and his wife/gf whatever aren't Indian. I haven't played the game so I assume there's probably gonna be themes related to or building upon the characters and seeing that figure in the background does evoke religious imagery in a sense. But that doesn't mean any time you see a multiple armed figure that it's immediately Shiva or any other major god like that. I'm pretty sure there are antagonistic figures in Hinduism (meaning not gods) that are sometimes depicted with multiple arms. That's just a thing in the religion when it comes to depicting non-human deities.
>>738135421>What are you trying to even say here retard?that the game has obvious and outright stated indian influences and you're a retard for trying to discount anyone who says otherwise.
