https://nintendoeverything.com/nintendo-explains-why-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie-is-so-fast-paced/They literally made it for Tiktok children.
>>738097686Miyamoto needs to retire already.
Does anyone else have an autistic hatred for these movies since they haven't made a 3d Mario since odyssey? The straw that broke the camels back for me was the 40th anniversary direct being the galaxy movie announcement.
>Brings Star Fox out of nowherePossibility this is a stealth Smash movie?
>>738097686>Tiktok childrenA generation of literal retards by 1990s or early 2000s standards. How long before "Ass" becomes the number one movie?
>>738097745Why do you think he's working on the films in the first place? His job title is "Creative Fellow", aka Nintendo kicked him off of game development
>>738097686>Miyamoto started out by explaining that those at Illumination “know more about Super Mario than we do.” What the fuck?
>>738098974He's senile as if you didn't pick that up in the Wii-U era. I barely followed it but man the way he killed Star Fox...
>>738098974Genuine nonsense
>>738098974honestly if he's as responsible for the terrible movies as he's claiming it sounds like illumination actually fucking wanted to make a real movie and this senile old fuck made them make slop.it sounds ridiculous but how overly proud he is of it is even more deranged
>>738099189I only watched it when it came out but i remember Despicable Me 1 to be ok?
Miyamoto ruined the movie?
>>738099189>>738098974>>738097871Lol, you retards are fighting a losing fight. The reality is that studios that make art driven by passion and not by IP go under quicker than studios that have a cash cow. It's why Pixar is making Toy Story 5 and Incredibles 3, because they nobody wanted to see shit like Lightyear at the box office. Cry about it all you want, but there's a reason there's going to be seven Despicable Me movies and only one Elio.
>>738098974Once everyone currently over 50 at nintendo dies and is replaced by people who know what century it is the games and shit will start being good again
>>738100425>your gay therapy movies are losing!!! -guy defending the movie where mario and dk both have generational father issues
>>738100903You're fighting a one-sided battle, kek. I'm not telling you to consume the slop, I'm just saying you're getting mad at things you're powerless to change. Your refusal to buy the Mario ticket will be drowned out by thousands of normalfags who will by the Bowser popcorn bucket. It will get worse, they will keep pumping out slop, and you won't be able to do a thing about it
>>738100425Pixar can't make Toy Story 5 or Incredibles 3 without having first made the original Toy Story and Incredibles, retard. Cash cows are only as good as long as you can keep milking them, and that's limited by how often you can keep baiting retarded normies back for more. Look at the MCU if you want to see what happens when the cow runs dry. Every studio still wants a good, new property. That's why Disney and Pixar keep throwing shit against the wall, looking for something that'll stick.
Epic scripted thread fail.Rape all engagement farmers.
>>738098072>early 2000s standardsMostly this and 2010s
mario
>>738097871I simply care not for them. I do not think about them until i am reminded of their existence.
>>738101493Do I think if there was more stuff crammed into it that you'd need to pay attention to, for a movie aimed at a generation that needs to have executives say 'if you don't announce the plot multiple times people won't know what's going on because they'll look at the phones', which shares being part of the target audience that watched coco melon not just a few years ago? Probably, ngl.I just don't know how anyone went into this, or any game movie or something similar with the mind set of 'can't wait for some cinema aimed at me'. Just feels really big lack of self awareness. Just to save you from future pains, remember these movies are going to try to emulate the Minecraft response, they won't be able to but they'll try. If you're expecting anything else you're a big silly.
>>738097871I have an autistic hatred for these movies because1. I hate Hollywood2. I hate Illumination3. I hate jews4. I hate how disgusting the characters look5. I hate how they act like completely different characters6. I hate useless faggot Mario and his gay voice actor7. I hate retarded homo Luigi8. I hate girlboss Peach9. I hate dude weed DK10. I hate faggot Bowser11. I hate quirk chungus Yoshi12. I hate ugly pig Daisy13. I hate the "story"14. I hate the "humor"15. I hate ADHD tiktok shit15. I hate (((Jack Black)))17. I hate (((Seth Rogen)))18. I hate the bald kike from Illumination Miyamoto hangs out with19. I hate how they shit and piss all over the games and franchise as a whole20. I hate how this shit is influencing the games21. I hate how they put movie Peach's ugly face on the cover of Peach Showtime22. I hate anything nu-Mario being aimed only towards retarded ipad toddlers23. I hate DK's looks and personality being remade into a completely different character while the old character is memory holed24. I hate how the dementia-ridden Miyamoto is so proud of these shit movies and think this slop and vomit is the best shit that has ever happened, this is the real Mario, and is now butthurt that his latest masterpiece got bad reviews
Bump
Sonic won.
>>738098974They cared enough to bring back Wart and the other SMB2 baddies, which also says a lot about the current developers at Nintendo who aren't using those characters. Instead of the fucking Koopalings over and over again, what if Mouser or Clawgrip were bosses at the end of a world? That's the shit Nintendo Japan needs to take notes from, SMB2 in particular is one of my favorite titles and the stupid movies bringing them back and not NSMB or Wonder shows a huge disconnect with what Nintendo wants and what fans may want.
>>738105221The only notes they really took from SMB2 in modern games were>making Peach playable more often>making playable Toad blue like his SMB2 NES spriteSo hollow.
>Rosalina barely in the Mario GALAXY movie>Luigi barely in the Mario BROS movie beforehand all of this so they can force more Peach screentime
>>738110286The Galaxy movie was just Super Princess Peach, everyone felt secondary compared to her, its was all about HER journey and in the end she's the one that saves the day.That's why I don't believe Miyamoto says, he's just a figurehead, kept around so they can go "SEE? THE MARIO CREATOR AGREES"This is strictly a Hollywood production, hence the DAMSEL THAT SAVES HERSELF, taken a ridiculous extreme.Christ its fucking Mario yet they still manage to fuck it up.
>>738110286I don't think it's even working. All I ever see is people complaining that other characters are losing screen time for Peach. Ironically even the people I know who like Peach say they hate movie Peach. I expect Daisy to get treated the same as Rosalina and Luigi next movie and for people to still fall for it again.
>>738097871Mainline Mario is something they take time making and they've bought into the open world shit for everything that lengthens development time even more, like I doubt they're actually remaking Ocarina of Time like people are speculating, it's just gonna be the lego sets and the movie, the Mario movies are money printers so why bother with anything beyond a port of the galaxy games.
>>738097871You buy 80 dorra Wii game and you rill rike it
>>738102948Holy based
>>738098974I remember when this guy was revered like some sort of god of videogames, fun times
>>738102948:kneel:
>>738112439I'm expecting Daisy to get the "quirk chungus" treatment and get voiced by mindy kaling or some shit.
>>738097686>They literally made it for children.as opposed to what? obsessives snoys that keep sending death threats all days on /v/?
Tiktok children will inherit the Earth
>>738102948B-B-BASED
>>738110286Rosalina is too inherently feminine of a character. Jewywood only allows ultra-feminist matriarch flooded girlboss crap to be made nowadays
>>738098974That's Miyamoto to you
> “Another approach is to create things using small, partial units. For example, 30 units of 3 minutes each make up 90 minutes. And it’s very similar to my own method; I don’t make anything unnecessary, but I hardly throw anything away either. So, Illumination’s technique involves a lot of swapping and rearranging of those units, creating something with incredible density”.>”Another thing is, for example, parents sitting there out of a sense of responsibility for taking their children to the movie theater, or a story that’s moving for the parents but the children are running around the theater. I’ve always wanted to make a movie that isn’t like that, so in that sense, I think it was good that we decided to make it a fast-paced 90 minutes that would be over in no time to catch your breath.”Holy shit, he’s lost it.
Why did Bowser Jr think destroying the universe was a good idea?
>>738097890Unlikely they'd rush into that before setting up the characters for it. Smash Bros is the Avengers of Nintendo.
>>738120359He was influenced by Evil Mario, who is the puppet master in all of this
>>738097686>Miyamoto thinks movie scenes are modular and interchangeable where moving or deleting one has no impact on the othersChrist That's literally what critics here were saying: that you could remove any scene from the movie and it wouldn't matter.Confirmed by fucking Miyamoto as INTENTIONAL.Disgusting.
Are modern children really so ADHD that they can't have any real stories?
>>738120456But he said he was doing it to impress his father. And Bowser also thought the idea was awesome. WTF? The Bowser in the Galaxy game wanted to create his own galaxy and rule over it, not destroy the universe.
>>738120568Bowser has never been a destroy the world type in any of the games, the films don’t even get that right
>>738102091Minecraft was a script. It was a shitty script that was missing scenes, but it was a cohesive whole.Mario Galaxy was not a script. It was not a cohesive whole. Per Miyamoto himself it was a bunch of disconnected scenes that could go anywhere or nowhere to no consequence.That's not a movie.
>>738116992Rosalina has a massive cock
>Fast pacedLooks like Mario is gonna copy the blue blur.
>>738100425>ElioWasnt that about some gay latinx? Nobody wants to watch that.
>>738102948
MARIO IF HE REEL
Reminder that Miyamoto LOST>Humans added to Odyssey after being removed from Sunshine>Pauline voice acted in both Odyssey and Banaza after Sunshine soured his opinion on voice acting in Mario>Rosalina's storybook retroactively added to his MUH GAMEPLAY ONRY Mario Galaxy 2>Rosalina and Peach storyline brought back in the Galaxy movieKoizumi's philosophy on Mario won over. Mario will have story and lore moving forward and Miyamoto can't do SHIT
>>738121018The humans in odyssey are fucking ugly, I hate them.
>>738097686>too fast pacedPeople said this about the Lego Movie too, but the pacing is great in that film. I don't really understand the complaint.
>>738120629>Mario Galaxy was not a scriptYou think nobody wrote a script for the movie? Where's yout evidence.
>>738097686Don't care about their 25 upcoming mid movies but have they considered making games again? Switch 2 won't sell itself
>>738121018Miyamote might be senile and retarded nowadays, but caring about "lore" and storylines in fucking Mario is even more retarded.
>>738097890Nintendo cinematic universe incoming.
>>738121040the humans look fine except for the black ones.they obviously made only white ones and then someone was like:>um America has a culture of black worship. they love them so much they let them burn down cities. They'll chimp out if you don't put blacks in there.so they were like "ok just copy and paste the white ones but recolor the skin textures brown".The biggest problem is there no cohesive art style and the humans clash with Mario and Pauline.
>movie made for children was made for childrenWhoa
miyamoto needs to die
>>738097686They did not make it for the TicTok market, in fact kids AVOID TikTok because it's own by the China and nobody wants to deal with them because of the Uyghurs.>>738102948Illumination's CEO is Shinto (yes foreign Shinto worshipers do exist), not Jewish, Nintendo has a extremely strict Shinto policy when it comes to it's excutives.
>>738121018>>Rosalina and Peach storyline brought back in the Galaxy movieI think this was at least partially his doing. The movie does nothing with it other than trying to ape the frozen audience and give Peach space god powers at Rosalina's expense. It'd be more accurate to bring up how that Galaxy 2 story just got an update that completely ignored the movie despite Miyamoto saying he wanted to bring its plot elements into the games.
>>738115554Read >>738121372
>>738121207You say this, but people lose their fucking minds over a few stick figures in a skybox while entire levels are forgotten or never come up in online discussion. It would be stupid to not take advantage of it.
>>738121409>Tiktok has millions of users every day in the west>But this fact isnt true, because anon says so!lol
>>738121372>because it's own by the ChinaIsn't it owned by Larry Ellison now?
>>738097686>Miyamoto started out by explaining that those at Illumination “know more about Super Mario than we do.”Either it's bad translation or he needs to retire this instant
>>738121490>Either it's bad translationIt says "machine translation" so it's gona be shit.
>>738097686Haven't seen this one yet but the first one was insanely fast paced already and I didn't like for that reason. I cannot imagine how they could make the sequel even more fast paced.
>>738121450Not in the west, but rather in the east, in fact only China uses it because they are required to bow down to Xi.>I'm aware TikTok goes by another name in China.>>738121457He has stakes, but China is still holds majority ownership.
>>738121190Don't reply to my posts, ESL-kun
They aren't movies. They're ads.
>>738121490This is true of anyone that's used the Mario Wiki.Nintendo doesn't have some big database of every character they've ever made. This is why you get shit like the Mario theme part using rom hack assets they found on google.
>>738121558Want to prove your claims true? You made them, burden of proof is yours.>>738121562You think nobody wrote a script for the Mario Movie?
>>738120676lol that orange star on her right
>>738121591>Mario theme part using rom hack assetsYeah?
>>738120535This is why the movie has no plot. With this approach it just cannot have one. It's literally just mindless instagram or tiktok scrolling with random scenes showing up for couple of seconds but on the big screen
>>738121626>You think nobody wrote a script for the Mario Movie?In case the last post didn't tip you off it was not literal. You're retarded.
>>738121650https://nintendosoup.com/random-cactus-props-at-super-nintendo-world-possibly-based-on-an-unofficial-fan-mod-design/
>>738120543Yes.
>>738121626There was no script for the second Mario Movie, just a bunch a mandates on post-it notes that was compiled on 2 sheets of paper and the voice crew adlibbed everything else.
>>738097871They almost ran out of remastering mainline Marios so we're closer than ever to a new mainline game.
>>738121648The yellow one knows what's up, too. Frankly I'm shocked we haven't seen any r34 art of futa Rosalina and the lumas.
>>738121716>possiblySo it's not confirmed.
>>738121782>There was no script for the second Mario MovieProof?
>>738097871Kys subhuman Mario. Bowser's inside Fury was better than odyssey
>>738121782>>738121842>Responding to yourselfPathetic
>>738121556The sequel is an ADHD simulator.
>>738121891>Spamming the threadPathetic
Why would they care about the plot? The movie was made to get the next generation of children (tik-tok era) to become the newest Nintendo fans. If you didn't like the galaxy movie, then good for you but don't ever believe the movie was ever made with you and your generation in mind. You and your taste are obsolete and will be replaced soon enough.
>>738121937How does it compare (in pace) to the first Lego Movie?People said the same thing about that film.
My little brother (10) finally saw the movieHis only takeaway was asking me what the hell He-Man is (the trailer played before it)Really dont want to inform him of shit 80s toy ads(Transformers is fine)
How come mario doesn't dance anymore?
>>738121819It's literally the exact same model recreated as a prop, down to blocky imperfections, but yes you can pretend Nintendo wouldn't be that lazy. A developer once even used an NES emulator to recreate one of the games for WarioWare
>>738121951Read >>738121372Kids avoid TikTok because China owns it and kids hate China because of what they're doing to the Uyghurs.In fact Miyamoto said himself that this movie wasn't aimed at anyone under the age of 18 years old.
>>738122054>Your own source says it's unconfirmed, and just a rumorI don't know why this bothers you, I'm just reading what you sent me.
>>738122095>kids hate China because of what they're doing to the UyghursWhat is this 2018?
>>738102948Stop being so mad about products made for children
>>738122095>Read my baseless claims with literally zero proofWhy?Prove your claims true. Should be easy if you are correct.
>>738102948I didn't read any of the schizo shit in this post but I agree with it regardless
>>738122149No, this Uyghur issue is still going on.>>738122178This isn't made for anyone under 18.
>>738122119Because you're being disingenuous.
>>738122149It's kinda hilarious that people are still believing this when people from Uyghurs have their own social media account now, along with live streaming, tik-tok and such, but people still somehow believe they are being genocided in some form.
>>738097686The source article mentions none of that
>>738122278>Reading my source accurately is disingenuous I don't belive you know what this word means.
>>738122267>This isn't made for anyone under 18.Both Mario movies were made for the same target audience as the Minion moviesGrow up manchild
>>738100451Once everyone currently over 50 at Nintendo dies and is replaced, they're finished. Splatoon is literally the only good thing their young guard has ever done.
>>738122317They are still being genocided.Theres no Uyghur social media accounts.Theres no Uyghur TikToks.There is only Uyghur genocide.Please watch China Uncensored, it will save your life one day.
>>738122460No they are not, Miyamoto said himself that both Mario movies are aimed at adults, the same adults that watch Cartoon Saloon's movies, Ghibli/Chizu/Ponoc/Colorido/CoMix Wave Films movies and Genndy's Fixed.In fact what you just said is illegal and if someone would to do such a thing they will get the death penalty.
>>738122365It's disingenuous because you're pretending to be retarded to win an argument.>Um, there's no actual PROOF it happened! so it didn't happen!The push among zoomers to ignore common sense and feelings because their autism prevents them from seeing anything other than hard data is tiring.>Um, why do you think giving kids HRT and cutting off their penises is bad? Do you have the data for that claim, chud?
>>738122473>>738100451
>>738097686>They literally made it for Tiktok children.yes, everyone knew that already.anything actually interesting in that article?
>>738122663He is lying, read >>738121372
>>738122576Your own article says it's not confirmed true. It's written in the fucking headline you illiterate retard.
>>738121985I haven't seen the Lego Movie so I can't compare it.
>>738122746Both the article and headline said "We did not make these movie for kids".
>>738122782The first one was really good.The second was a gay cash grab musical.
>>738122834>The second was a...No it wasn't we had this talk before.
It is genuinely for 6 year olds let it go
>>738122825I think you're confused.The headline we are talking about says>>738121716>Cactus Props At Super Nintendo World POSSIBLY Based On An Unofficial Fan Mod DesignMeaning it's not confirmed true.You are so indian it's unreal.
>>738099189I mean, it's Illumination. They specialise in loud annoying movies with no real depth.Miyamoto is going to claim everything went to plan and it was all his idea regardless. Japanese businessmen don't admit when they make a mistake. And I fully suspect he was like "REAL AMELICAN MOVIE!!" the whole time, with both of his thumbs up, and basically just let them do anything, because he has always wanted to be Walt Disney.Do these movies feel like products of a 70 year old Japanese man's mind to me? No, not really. They feel contemporary, and American.
>>738122883?
>>738122917Most 70 year old men don't make video games and draw cartoon characters, so Miyamoto shouldn't be compared to an average businessman.Very disingenuous of you.
>>738122968Does a 70 year old Japanese man write Seth Rogan "bro" dialogue? Does he even know what that sounds like?
>>738122885No it is not, it was designed for adults so they can go toe to toe with Cartoon Saloon, the article said so.>>738122901Read avove.>>738122917DE FUCKING BUNKED!!!!What you said is illegal.
>>738122883He’s right though, 2nd one was way worse.
>>738122968>>738122997Read >>738123000>>738123010No he isn't, we been through this before.
>>738122997>Does a 70 year old Japanese man write Seth Rogan "bro" dialogue? Does he even know what that sounds like?Sounds like a classic logical fallacy to me. Why don't you prove your claims true, instead?>>738123000Read>>738122901
>>738123050I'm not deboonking you, Steven!
>>738122917Illumination is many terrible things but incompetent is not one of them.The Mario Galaxy Movie is incompetent.I have no trouble believing that that is because Miyamoto interefered
>>738123065If you're not willing to continue I accept your concession.
>>738097686Sadly this isn't new. Old dumbfucks in japan have been ruining every franchise they can since the start of the Reiwa era with this whole "appealing to a new younger audience" ideology. It's ruined anime, live action, tokusatsu, and plenty of games since Heisei ended in 2019. Something about the era change has clearly made nips exceptionally retarded, If I had to guess it's some stupid mentality like trying to capitalize on the idea a new era means time for change.
>>738123050Please stop lying.>>738123093Other way around, critics give the The Super Mario Galaxy Movie a 89% rating while normies give it a 47% rating because all it did was suck off Cartoon Saloon.
>>738123225
>>738123251Please stop being brown.>critics give the The Super Mario Galaxy Movie a 89%https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_super_mario_bros_movieWrong.
>>738123345No, right; Critics give the The Super Mario Galaxy Movie a 89% while movie goers give the film a 47%.
>>738123397Post proof in your next reply, or lose.Don't be scared. Be correct.
>>738123431I am correct.
>>738123454>No proof>More cryingYou lose. I win.Thanks for confirming this fact.
>the movie is for children, it's okay if it's not good>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE IT? YOU FUCKING SNOY, HOW DARE YOU
>>738097890He said in a previous interview that's likely not to happen.The film rights for Zelda being with Sony and Pokemon possibly still being with Paramount is probably a factor.
>>738123479No, you're the one lying, there is no crying here.You lost. I won.>>738123487Miyamoto said this isn't for kids, it's strictly for adults.
>>738123557>No link to prove his claimKeep crying, fag
>>738123536Pokémon is through Warner Bros/Legendary, not Paramount.
>>738123585Theres no crying.I did post proof.https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_super_mario_galaxy_movie
>doing worse than the first movie>probably wont hit 1 billion when this movie could easily reach 1.5B+>going to streaming this monthI already knew this movie was going to do worse when people realize this wasn't a Mario movie, but a Peach girlboss movie with TikTok brainrot dogshit. They clearly make a good profit still, but their dogshit strategy dind't work THANKFULLY>Miyamoto started out by explaining that those at Illumination “know more about Super Mario than we do.”This retard needs to retire already, shit like that makes me even more worried about the Zelda movie
>>738123686Peach being the way she is has been the case since 1996 with Super Mario RPG.There is no TikTok brainrot here.
>>738123820>peach being a party member is the same as her being a condescending bitch that has to outshine mario at every point, including making jokes at his expense constantly
>want to go see the movie in theaters>hate leaving the houseGuess I'll just wait for the digital release.
>>738123820Retarded faggot shill>>738123890Exactly, but i doubt that low IQ monkey will understand or act in good faith
>>738123931>hate leaving the houseThat's called agoraphobia.
>>738123890Peach has been this way since Super Mario RPG, which was released back in 1996.>>738123948DEBUNKED!!!!
>>738097871Honestly yeah. It's ridiculous that we got not 1 but 2 of these abominations before a new 3D Mario.
>>738097686That was obvious from watching it. It's just a bunch of tiktok clips strung together with a loose narrative.
>>738124045
>>738123975I don't have an official diagnosis or anything. I've just had so many negative experiences with other people that I only feel safe and comfortable when I'm at home by myself, and I only go outside when I strictly need to. Believe me, if I could, I'd brick up my front door and never go outside again.
>>738124148No, not the case at all.
>>738124154Let me guess, some kids threw their mcdonalds coke bottle at you while driving past?
>>738124209They don't do that anymore, not for decades in fact.
>>738124191So you are just retarded braindead faggot? Alright
>>738124286No, you are however.
>>738124209I wish. I'm not gonna bore you with my whole life story, you don't even want to hear it anyway.
>>738097686Miyamoto loves to ruin everything. This is nothing new.The list of things he ruined.Paper Mario Series.Donkey Kong Country Series.Star Fox Series.F Zero series.Super Mario Series.Pikmin Series.Fire Emblem Series.Advance Wars Series.Zelda series.Animal Crossing Series. This man is so jealous of new people that do Nintendo IPs better than him that he wants to ruin them all.
>>738124154Then how would you reach your amazon packages with the door barricaded.
>>738097686>made less money and has worse scores, both from critics and the audienceGood job Miyamoto, you dumb senile retard
>>738124483
>>738124565Critics loved it, it was the normies that hated it.>>738124441Not the case what so ever.
>>738110286Someone said they wanted to make a Princess Peach movie but had to use Mario and that description sums these movies up to a T. Don't be surprised if you see a Mario Princess spinoff down the line.
>>738124513I don't buy from Amazon, but yeah, that's one reason I can't do that.
>>738124690Never going to happen.
>>738124607>"critics love it">37 on metacritic and a 6 from IMDB (worse than the first movie)>also has worse audience scoreTrying too hard jeetshill
>>738124690>Don't be surprised if you see a Mario Princess spinoff down the line.Its going to flop harder than that Spin off for John Wick featuring a women as the protagonist
>>738109221There was a period of time when Peach was able to hover.
>>738124723That was from a unrelated movie.
>>738124483Don't forget he wanted to make Splatoon a Mario spinoff if the team couldn't come up with something better than rabbits.
>>738124803You are very Low IQ jeetshill
>>738124937Shopped from a unrelated movie.
>>738124869Miyamoto had nothing to do with Splatoon.That never happened.
>>738124997>trying to say this when anybody could easily go to the metacritic site see the score: https://www.metacritic.com/movie/the-super-mario-galaxy-movie/How many rupees they pay you for defending a movie that failed to make 1b and is already going to streaming soon jeetshill?
>>738125112>89Fuck off.
>>738125045https://tcrf.net/Prerelease:Splatoon/Later_Development#Character_Options
>there is actually a retard camping in this thread spamming the word "debunked" on everyone who shits on this dogshit movieI would normally call this person unemployed, but is definitely a paid shill a this point
>>738125261That ended up being fake.>>738125273Not the case.
>>738125370>he exposes himselfkek
>>738120676>Stellar FutaKINO
>>738101164>I'm so blackpilled and cynical and cool, nyeh!
>>738101164We already saw that you've deleted another post in >>738101715. This is sad.
>>738102948incredibly based
>>738097871I warned you faggot. And the worst part was the garbage movie sequel was also a success, so muhrio movies are here to stay
>>738112439>and for people to still fall for it again.Here's a semi-whitepill: SMG has already shown a sizeable downward trend. Finishing around $800-900 million is nothing to sneeze at in a vacuum and is still disgustingly too good for what the movie is, but it does represent a falloff of around 30 to nearly 40 percent from the first movie's box office. And also consider that they already shot their wad by using the most well-reviewed game's name too SMO is tied review-wise but doesn't carry nearly as much nostalgic appeal as SMG has for years.Honestly though, I think Donkey Kong will be more fucked than Mario 3. Still not to the degree of outright flopping, but definitely enough to make Nintendo/their stakeholders wince. Both due to existing Illumination Mario fatigue (since Illumination is doing DK too), and because of just how horribly Nintendo has fumbled the Donkey Kong franchise's relevance/mindshare for the past decade.
>>738097686So basically everyone complaining about this movie are just bitter old farts that can't accept that their generation is no longer the target demographic.
>>738109221I don't like THE Toad getting shafted, even if the blue Toad gives some distinction like Captain Toad. Subcon is a great locale and it needs to be expanded on more. Give Bowser and the Koopalings a rest and bring back Wart in the games or make new villains. NSMB was one of the most sterile series I ever played and when the first title was the most standout one, you got a real problem. New Super Luigi U being a level rush while interesting, wasn't really my cup of tea. NSLU should have been a springboard to make NSMB interesting with new mechanics and ideas.>>738124690>Mario Princess spinoffWish granted, you'll have Daisy/Peach/Rosalina as the stars and you'll finally get Wapeach as an antagonist, but she'll remain in the movies and never debut in the games.
>>738124046Also, we got not one but TWO Directs for SMG, while they haven't revealed a single new goddamn first-party game in 8 months.
>>738102948This is like Martin Luther's list of edicts, but for vidya and just as based
>>738097890Yes the reason fox's reveal showed that in his universe he had a different art style, the first time illumination has used 2d in decades, was to establish that characters change appearance in different universes so that there wouldn't be some conflicting art styles or who framed roger rabbit shit going on when non illumination movies decide to settle it in smash. >>738123536don't be dumb that problem was solved a decade ago when sony showed they have no problem renting out the rights
>>738119968Not really thats how nintendo makes games most mario levels only take a few minutes to beat, why the smash ultimate soundtrack was orchestrated for 3 minute time matches, and why splatoon rounds are 3 minutes
>>738102948Okay, back to the /pol/ and fuck off.
>>738097686I don't care that it's spastic, I care that it has no bearing on the games it is supposed to be a movie about. Same thing with the first movie.
>>738097686And? You trannies are the first to shit on new generations saying they have no attention span. This is obviously the right move.
>>738125420No.>>738127162He is lying by the way.>>738127742Never going to happen as thats illigal.
>>738130730You really need a woman, G.
>>738130871I have a wife and 3 kids.
>>738130569So obviously the right move that it's making almost half a billion dollars less than the first movie.
>>738102948I respect Jack's strength
>>738131809He is lying you know.
>>738125112>I don't get the hate on this Movie. I think it's even better than the first one and defenitly not bad! If you're a Nintendo Fan you HAVE to watch this movie.User reviews are a joke when they consist of children who can't spell and Brazilians for some reason. Every other "10" rating is a Brazilian, I shit you not.
>>738100451Unlikely. Everyone at Nintendo has been trained wrong.Poor practices will be passed along to novitiates who didn't try very hard, because they know that dead man's shoes is the only method of promotion.
>>738132106The reviews are from WHITE CATHOLIC MEN WHO ARE ALL OVER THE AGE OF 18 AND THEY ARE ALL ARE FROM THE US!!!!No kids.No Brazilians.Just white adult Americans.
>>738132230He's lying you know.
>>738102948B-B-B-BASED
>>738132296The teachings of Christ do not endorse idolatry of the Mario Brothers or Ninsatan.
>>738097745>>738098974He should’ve been the one to get hit by a car instead of Gunpei Yokoi.
>>738102948Extremely based.The "but it's made for children" excuse stops working when 80% of their profit comes from millennials.
>>738132391No, he is lying.>>738132413Spotted the Korean rat.
>>738132436This movie was made for adults.Also he is lying.
>>738132436And it especially doesn't fool anyone when they marketed the second movie as a tie-in specifically for an almost 20-year old game, which is a primo nostalgia zone for late millennials and early zoomers.
>>738097686Frying the brains of infants for the sake of profit is going to have funny consequences 50 years for nowYou may laugh at the new generations being retarded zombies but they're the ones who are going to pay your pension, so I hope you have a plan B for that
>>738132296>>738132341>A minute apartReally trying to raise your izzat, huh Sukdeep?
>>738132592Read >>738121372
>>738097871those things are completely unrelated unless you think Illumination was going to make the next 3D Mario game instead of Nintendo.
>>738132438Miyamoto is a Yakuza lapdog
>>738122267>this Uyghur issue is still going onNigga, the Uyghurs in China are extinct.This stopped being an issue years ago.
>>738097686They have been making literally everything for tiktok children for 40 years
>>738132808Not the case, Sega is the company who had ties with the yakuza, not Nintendo.>>738132857It is still going.>>738132919TikTok isn't 4o years old.And kids don't go to TikTok because China owns it and kids hate what China is doing to the Uyghurs.
>>738122054>A developer once even used an NES emulator to recreate one of the games for WarioWarewasn't it confirmed a long time ago that one of the lead NES emulator developers got hired by nintendo?
>>738133120Yes, but for unrelated resions.
>hourly NDS thread
>>738102948>>738113272>>738114079>>738120867>>738127162>Snoy samefagging its own post this hardSnoys are pathetic creatures, holy shit.
>>738097686
Ow my fireballs
>>738133379How are you and nonbuynary guy not banned for spamming?
>>738133431>if you like mario games but hate the movies you must be a playstation fanboyretard alert
>>738134718Snoys (you) are the only ones seething at the movie. They're specifically made for fans.
>>738133029You do know that repeating something over and over doesn't make it any more true, right?
>>738134823That information is true, seek help.
>>738097686miyamoto needs to fuck off and die
>>738100425Lightyear is just uninteresting for anyone that actually engaged with the Toy Story IP and shows just how tone-deaf and out of touch they areso you're going to make a realistic, down-to-earth, and grounded retelling of the most fantastical character with such a wild backstory anything could have happened? who does that actually appeal to? people who thought the toy character in Toy Story was actually an impressive in universe person with many feats under their belt and want to see their hero's journey? i'm pretty sure even children understand the concept of a fictional character even in a fictional universe setting none of this would appeal to any concept of imagination or playing with toys as a child and shows just how boring and droll they can view the worldnever saw it by the way, just seems utterly disinteresting wince i know a good half of the movie will be unneccessary character padding for a central character with at least 4 movies already
>>738097686>kid movie was made for kids Wow
>>738135306There are plenty of kids movies that aren't made for retards.
>>738123225The Reiwa era is such cursed cancer it's unreal. It's not only in games, anime and other entertainment, it's jap society overall. It's like the era change followed by the covid bullshit flicked a collective switch.
>>738097890Still no new Star Fox game announced or dropped on NSO btw.
Off topic, I can't help but notice that the dipshit Pauline anon has been scarce lately (or at least not using his name or posting schizo nonsense).
I’m cautiously optimistic about how they handle Daisy, it feels like movies nowadays are only capable of giving female characters one of two personalities (“girlboss” or “adorkable girlfailure”) and I have a feeling movie Daisy is gonna be the second one. But she could lowkey be a cute adorkable girlfailure is executed properly.
>>738135786>I’m cautiously optimistic about how they handle DaisyWhy? After two crap movies, why?
>>738135786PeachDaisy yuri will be confirmed and Mario will have to accept that.
>>738131639I refuse to believe schizo bootlickers on /v/ are capable of breeding.
>>738135786movie daisy looks like a shitty DAZ model for some fart fetishist
>>738097686it was supposed to be fast paced?did they miss the part where interesting things are supposed to happen?
>>738132296>Catholics>whiteKeep larping, Sanchez.
>>738097686Where the fuck is fox aka the only part of the movie that matters
>>738097686Why is he so obsessed with the movie? was he in charge of it?
>>738098974this reminds me of an interview between akira toriyama and a fan and the fan goes "i have a question about [this specific part of the manga]" and he goes "i drew that like 20 years ago just forget about it you fucking nerd"
>>738105221Heck motherfucking Foreman Spike was in the first movie
>>738098974Why are people acting like this is so shocking? Did you really think Miyamoto was some kind of mystical god that has encyclopedic knowledge of his games?
>>738137639>Did you really think Miyamoto was some kind of mystical god that has encyclopedic knowledge of his games?Nintendo fans might as well be cultists, anon.
I'm not going to hate Miyamoto just because he has his flaws and his ups and downs, same reason why I don't hate George Lucas every second I live because of the prequels. He's essentially already retired, and him being present doesn't make or break games. Mario Kart World is the prime example of that.
>>738122474>Please watch China Uncensored, it will save your life one day.You know they're funded by a Scientology tier cult right?
>>738138031>look man, i know adolf has done some bad things in the past, but did you know he was a vegetarian?
>>738097686>Machine translated quoteThis enough to discount this article, howeverthe goyim need their weekly discourse. Miyamoto was just a producer on this flick, idk why he is getting 100% blame for it
>>738138090That fact is incompatible with his worldview and will be disregarded by him as "crazy nonsense".
>>738138943Hitler should've won
>>738138031I mean, what has Miyamoto even done that warrants that much hatred. This quote is ai translated.
>>738137639He's saying they know more about Mario than "we" do, I can only assume he's saying some shitty movie studio knows Mario better than all of Nintendo themselves.
>>738139214That's probably a result of the bad translation. if he meant Nintendo he would have said Nintendo.
>>738098974>tendie famitsu schizos are literally praising a company like a god who has the main leader believe a p*do jewlywood studio knows more about mario than the company themselvesshitendo deserves to go bankrupt at this point. No wonder there hasnt been a new 3D mario
>>738098974>Mr. Miyamoto-san did you know Birdo is trans here in the west and should be canon??>OOOOOHHHH I see naruhodo desu ka neeeeeee *raffs*It's just an old man surrounded by stupid westerners brainstorming bullshit in a room and all he could do was say yes out of politeness. The language barrier doesn't help.
>>738120676And (You) are retardedly ill
>>738133431sony made the mario movie retardsmartest tendie btw
>>738121018Speaking of Pauline, she’s effectively the first lady of gaming, she predates Peach, Ms. Pac Man, Chun Li or literally any other famous female video game character. Frankly the way she was underutilized by Nintendo over her 40 year existence prior to Odyssey is a slap in the face to the character herself. Yes there was female video game characters prior to Pauline but she was the first one to hit the big time, she deserves a Smash Fighter spot based on legacy alone.
>>738098974Nintendo want the shekels, they will glaze whoever they have to. Shiggy is in full sell-out mode.
>>738139670This. Which is why I'm glad that she's been utilized more in recent years and spot in Smash would be pretty cool.
>>738139670That's because Pauline had no reason to exist. Her existence was simply too mundane, tied to Mario's past in Brooklyn. Such wordly settings do not fit video games. That's why she was put on a shelf until Mario and DK, where she's the Peach stand-in.
>>738098974>>738099109Go look up that anecdote about how he spent his time demoing BOTW. They try to spin it as>oh wow miyamoto-sama so curious very whimsicarr desubut you can pretty clearly tell it's just cognitive difficulties.
>>738139670Bro she just stood there in the arcade game. Plus the 90's redesign looks and acts nothing like the arcade original and her Odyssey/Bananza portrayal is a slap in the face to the character herself.
>>738141779Yeah Miyamoto being senile and having difficulties isn't even a meme, it was noticable during the Skyward Sword demoing and even prior to that. He at least showed joy and enthusiasm with Wii Music and the waggle and giant robot shit. Losing Iwata seemed to suck all life out of him. Nowadays he just shows up, says>Hai desu Mario movie vely good desu ne! Sou desu Zeruda is so good now, arigatou Aonuma-san! Tokoro de, do you know about Pikumin? Pikumin daisuki desu, haha!while looking dead inside.
>>738132778The mere existence of these movies means Nintendo has abandoned making new mainline Mario games. Same with Sonic, there hasn't been a new mainline game since his movies started.
>>738098974Reminder that he also said the 1993 movie was too similar to the games.
>>738097686>>738098189>>738098974Genuinely, what made Miyamoto like this? None of the Mario games are as mindless or have as little respect for the audience as the movies but every time he talks about the movies he acts like that's the "real" Mario or something.
>>738097686My least favorite part of these movies is that absolutely everyone is giving their best and playing a character no matter how silly the character is/how "serious" of an actor they are, except of course for the actor playing the protagonist who is just talking in his normal speaking voice. Just an immense lack of care or respect for the source material
>>738141779I don't think he's senile, he's just quirky. Remember his hobby of guessing the size of things and then measuring them?
>>738135786What would her personality even be? They jumped the gun and made both Peach and Rosalina into Daisy already. If the studio wasn't absolutely fucking cucked from the start they would have realized sweet, bubbly Peach was a home run and Daisy could have been their designated bitchy legurlbaws insert and no one would have batted an eye, but no. They simply could not help themselves.
>>738120568>>738120615Different media can do things differently from the main media.
>>738121261Could your kind actually do something about the things that send you into these shrieking sharting conniption fits so we don't have to look at it anymore?
>Snoy meltdown over Miyamoto thread #122 Movie made more money than the ps5 btw
>is more Peach than literal Princess Peach in your Mario movieI laugh every time. Seriously, all they have to do is make her not a slut and she is 1:1 Peach. Imagine if Peach was laughing while knocking the koopas off the track and having a good time during the dangerous rainbow road sequence in the first movie instead of being an edgy dyke.
>>738123890>including making jokes at his expense constantlyI remember she did this when they met for the first time and she had no idea who he was and what he could do, but not after that point.
>>738132413Nintendo would have died if that was the case.But that may have not been such a bad thing.
>>738102948BASED BASED BASED!!!!
What's with autismos and their tendency to wish death upon someone because they don't live up to their childhood hero expectations? I don't see this shit with someone like Kojima.
>>738097871sanest manchild subhuman itt lmao
>>738144772>two koopas roll up on both sides of her bike>does some sick spin sending them both spiraling into the ocean>"Oopsies! Did I do that?" *giggles*>speeds by Mario effortlessly, laughing while hitting a ramp while everyone else is scared out of thier mindsUrkle jokes aside, I can see it
why didn't they get brenden urie to voice DK?? he was right there.
>>738135306>>738135432Not the case, OP is lying, read >>738121372>>738135434Debunked.>>738136841That is the case.
First one was the same way. Shit felt like a fucking fever dream. Same with those retarded ass Sonic movies.Somehow these fucking ugly ass animated crapfests makes that Minecraft abortion look half decent.
>>738097686>Miyamoto is sucking up his movie to sell tickets>Anons are pissed Did you expect him to say "yeah this thing we made is pure ass lul"
>>738137639>>738137703>>738139214Read >>738121372>>738138090Nope, Nintendo and Dentsu run and fund China Uncensored, it's the one part of the old ND Cube (now Nintendo Cube) studio thats still alive and well that isn't tied to Mario Party.>>738139005Nothing you said is true.
>>738097745He and Iwata should've been executed before the turn of the century.
>>738145956Sonic 3 is the best video game film adaptation ever made, period. There is no debate.
>Miyamoto is a false prophet and must be sacrificed at the alter of Nintendo to save the brand! Gunpei Yokoi and Iwata's deaths WILL NOT BE IN VAIN!!!What the fuck is wrong with tendies?
>>738139338No jews word on this movie on the production end of it.>>738139743No they didn't.>>738145956Those Sonic movies are excellent because Jim Carrey in in them, you have no idea what you're talking about.>>738145986Read >>738121372
>>738146015>best adaptation completely ruins the backstory and tone of the two characters unique to the source materialwow what an embarrassingly low standard and who gives a shit anyway? it's a bad movie, fuck being an adaptation, that's not something to be proud of or a hurdle, if anything that should make it EASIER, and they still fumbled.THREE TIMES IN A ROW.
>>738146014Spotted the Korean rat.>>738146068Nothing you said is true.
>>738146165Jim Carrey is a retarded unfunny nigger and his Eggman is a completely different non-character
>>738146194No it isn't, Jim Carrey made sure it was a excellent movie.>>738146281No he isn't, Jim is one of the greats.>>738146205Unrelated, fuck off.
I'd like to personally apologize to every "mandatefag", they were right, no two ways around it
>>738146205based, Pomni is the most iconic character of the 2020s
i heard the real jim is coming back for the fourth one. he's been a running a long PR stunt being "fake" jim.
>>738146723it's my mandate to have daily sex with Kivia
>>738146748Not the case, Anya Forger is the most iconic character of the 2020s because thats how big anime has got in recent years.>>738146723Read >>738121372 because you have no idea what you're talking about.
>>738146758Sonic has always been the real Jim Carrey.
>>738146854Should you be shitting up /co/?
>>738146723>I'd like to formally apologize, bestow a medal, and give asspats to myself
>>738147040>Implying I wasn't shitting on them after Oddessy and Arlo throwing a fit about TTYD
>>738147338>>738147040That never happened.
>>738146957He already is as we speak
>>738147401Not the case what so ever.
TMS: The Flopped Studio
>>738146723These movies are the exact type of autistic garbage people would write about back in the day about what they want out of Mario before "the mandate">And then Wart shows up! And then go to Sarasaland to fight Dimentio! Rosalina and Daisy are there too! Stanley collects the Crystal Stars and becomes god!
>>738097686WHAT THE FUCK IS SUPER MARIOARE THOSE GAMES???
>>738147843This, it just needs Waluigi and Professor E Gadd in there somewhere
>>738121291Movies made for children can (and should) be actually good
>>738147843Maybe if any of the characters from the non-mainline games were important or were even noticable, I'd agree with you Having the SMB2/USA cast isn't the deepcut people pretend it is. Or Birdo suddenly a super obscure character now if we pretend Mario Party isn't a thing
>>738147905E. Gadd would've actually made sense and added to some world building, the stupid fucking paintbrush Bowser Jr. has was orginally made by him, and they literally scubbed off his logo on it
>>738121372Shinto thing is a schizo rambling because Shinto isn't really a religion, it's more of a philosophy based on a traditional practices (kind of like confucianism with a spirituality)Westerners who can't understand this nuance self-claim as Shinto, and you're free to do so but you can't really join Shinto because they really aren't a faction where you could join.If you have hard beliefs in Shinto to a point you have bias towards fellow Shintoist, then that person is a retarded larp because that's not Shinto at all. You are literally allowed to be in other religion to take part in Shinto practices.
>>738147490Now of days anyway.>>738147917But these movies were made for adults, and it's critic score is at 89%.
>>738142392>Bro she just stood there in the arcade game.Okay and? Peach just stood there in the Super Mario games.
>>738148117Shinto is a religion, we had this talk before.
>>738147997Nigga I saw people lamenting about Toadsworth not making the final cut, as if Toadsworth is some obscure character because he hasn't shown up lately (neither has the smb2 cast)Get the fuck out of here.
>>738144230It's a mixed bag. Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser (after the first three mibutes of the first movie), and Donkey Kong all have actors pretty much just using their real voices instead of attempting to sound like the characters.
>>738148221People bring up Toadsworth because of all characters that SHOULD'VE shown up for the sake of it making perfect sense it's him because he's literally Peach's advisor. For fucks sakes, they could've actually done something interesting with him and the Toads in general after asspulling Baby Peach wandering into the Mushroom Kingdom and being something like surrogate father figure to her
>>738148404Sorry Toadsworth was inspired by Mario RPG characters so Miyamoto will never ever ever let him in a game against.
>made by Illumination>surprised it's bad
>>738148404>ToadsworthSpeaking of Toadworth, where the fuck is Polari? He's literally Rosalina's Toadsworth.
>>738148615Not this time.
>>738148619This is what pisses me off most about the Mario movies. Having Mario characters in a Mario movie isn't references, it's worldbuilding. They are downgraded to references when then don't fucking do anything except as something for the braindead tendies to point and s oi face at. Polari could've been used in the movie as THE Luma to help get the ball rolling, but didn't, the main Luma literally disappears from the movie after his plot dumpAnd people say they needed Fox as the pilot because Mario doesn't have any pilot characters, ignoring SMG2 HAS a pliot charcter in the form of Lubba. who is a luma no less. Heaven forbid the fucking MARIO movie actually uses Mario characters for anything.
>>738148193I don't what you mean by "we" schizo, but if you want proof nips actually distinguish this concept with Kanji.For religion 教 (teaching) is used at the end of the noun: 仏教, キリスト教, ユダヤ教For an area of expertise 道 (path) is used at the end of the noun: 神道, 華道, 弓道, 柔道Yes, Shinto is categorized closer to Judo than a religion.
>>738148958Oh, is that how Christianity and Shinto can coexist so well over there?
>>738148958Debunked.Also...>Using Google Translate.
>>738149198He's lying, also State Shinto existed to scrub out every remaining religion out of Japan.
Siivagunner lost
>>738149679No, SiIvaGunner won.
>>738149679>>738149735I'm not up to date with my schizo lore. What does he have to do with this?
>>738149789Theres no schizo here.
>>738149198I mean the whole country is Shinto-budhist.One of the major idea of Shintoism is accepting other religions, and that's why they celebrate Christmas, have Christian wedding (There's Shinto wedding too but Christian wedding is more popular), goes to Shinto shrine on New Years, and have a Buddhist funeral.You literally can't be pure Shintoist because Shitoism burial doesn't even exist, every Japanese person gets a Buddhist burial, unless they specifically wanted foreign religion burial, but there's no way for them to have Shinto burial.
>>738150052Less then half of Japan is Budhist (48%), the other half (50%) is Shinto with 2% being Christian/Catholic .Please shut the fuck up, you don't know what you're talking about.
>>738149963The evidence speaks otherwise, clearly
>>738150379Not the case.
>>738148950We're pretending to care about Lubba now despite years of people calling her mandateslop?
>Miyamoto talks about it being his fault the Mario movies are shit>Thread is talking about Japan's religion numbershuh?
>>738150234In a purely dedicated sense, maybe, but 50-70% of Japan accepts Christian ideas and practices even if primarily Shinto.
>>738150442Oh yes, we shouldn't use Mario Galaxy characters in this Mario Galaxy when the role best fit for them is better filled by a character from an entirely different franchise
>>738150560That is not the case at all.
>>738150683Might as well, they already replaced Princess Peach with Samus Aran in a pink dress
>>738124483>Paper Mario Series.What did he do to ruin the paper mario series ?
>>738151209It was mainly Tanabe for lsitening to him, but Miyamoto walked in while they were making Sticker Star and commented that they shouldn't make brand-new characters or new variants of existing characters, which is why every PM game from Sticker Star onwards only has the generic Toads, Koopas, Goombas, etc and no actual new characters.
>>738124483I'm sure if we just list a bunch of shit and throw out accusations my headcanon will become true. Like why the fuck is Animal Crossing there?
>>738151209
Exiting the forest is super simple
>>738151376>>738151687I like how paper mario fans have dropped the notion they cared about the rpg gameplay, you don't even bring it up anymore.
>>738136990Why did they make him so hot?
>>738151376He actually said it didn't need a story either, which is the really fucked up thing. Like what even is the point of making a Mario RPG in that case?
>>738121372>Nintendo has a extremely strict Shinto policy>reggie is catholic>miyamoto some kind of monotheist with a particular fascination for christianity??????
>>738151757The fact that the gameplay and loop of Paper Mario after Sticker Star is boring, tedious, and almost pointless compared to TTYD were also some of the biggest things people complained about for every game in the new trilogy though. At this point it sort of goes without saying, doesn't it?
>>738151074Nah, Samus would talk less. Though I'm sure they're going to ruin that too if this Nintendo Cinamatic Universe takes off.
>>738151687>anon wants trannyshit in his gamesMiyamoto did nothing wrongu
>>738144468Gambling addict? I don't know, mario party is a theme.
>>738151687More Shyguys are based though, they can stay.
>>738151931Nice try but IS added Vivian, a femboy (not a tranny). Sticker Star added Birdo, an actual tranny. More like Miya-woke-o.
>>738152086Paper Mario 64 had the best shy guys thoughever.
>>738152086yeah but i want fun unique shy guys like that boss from PM64
Good thing the mandate isn't real and it's all Tanabe
I think the Box Office Mojo website may have a bug, because I'm sure this movie didn't make 2 billionhttps://www.boxofficemojo.com/title/tt28650488/?ref_=bo_se_r_1
>>738151920If prime 4 is any indication, she will also have wacky quipping sidekicks.
Wario movie when?
Wonder has made me feel certain that we're not getting a Mario game with the ambition of Galaxy or (to a lesser extent) Odyssey again. Even if Miyamoto isn't involved, they like to play the brand safe. I hope I'm proven wrong eventually.
>>738152446WarioWare is better suited to an animated series imo
>>738152372So your basic Marvel/Netflix template. You know. how with much Miyamoto kisses hollywood's feet, this is prefectly in line for that. Can't wait for Ridley to do something horrific only to be undercut with a quip to break the tension
>>738152221Retard-kun...
I don't even want to imagine how badly they'd fuck her up.
>>738151757The gameplay went to shit with Sticker Star, too, why should we be talking about it? If we were discussing 64, TTYD, or SPM then yes we'd have lots to discuss.
>>738098974Person says something wrong and stupid. We all do that sometimes.
>>738097686I like nintedo games but i would never watch a movie even if it wasn't made for tiktok brains.
>>738120535I definitely felt like they plotted out which specific references they wanted to cram into the movie and then had AI fill in the gaps.
So will Mario 3 be about them getting trapped in the paper dimension?
>>738144160MoneyIt's always moneyThe guy is old. He probably just wants to retire at this point but they won't let him.
>>738151875>>738152625The point is the discussion is Miyamoto ruined Paper Mario because of his comments. One of them was it was fine as an rpg. They didn't listen to that, now did they? Instead you focus on the OCs.
>>738097745Miyamoto has always been the problem
>>738151209Reskined licensed or Fire Emblem games.>>738151875Debunked. Sticker Star isn't Super Monkey Daibouken.
>>738152596you already fucked her up with ai slop
>>738097686>Mario movie is literal tik tok reel brainrot for adhd autismosMariobros? How the fuck do we defend this?
>>738152826Tell em, sister!
>>738152782I don't understand what you're saying. We've talked at length about how the story, the characters, and the gameplay are absolute trash starting with SS.
>>738152596See >>738152372>>738152556Hollywood doesn't know how to do slow horror anymore. Expect Capatain Marvel with a Metroid skin at best
>>738152932Quick, point to the metacritic, oh wait.... point to the userscore.... oh wait thats low too. Quick, post how much money the movie made!
>>738144104If that's the case then good, none of them have been good in ages.
>>738152932OP is lying by the way.>>738153129Debunked.
>>738135786Peach already leeched off her personality and Rosalinas backstory/powers, I dont even know what she could do in the second movie that Peach cantAll I know is Mario and Luigi dont even need to be in the movie, all 3 princesses can handle literally any threat
>>738153129True>>738153256Fag
>>738102948Jesus fucking CHRIST, this is a new level of fucking BASED.
>>738153256What is "debunked" supposed to mean?
>>738153502>>738153450No it isn't, he is lying.
>>738122013He still dances in MK World on the Character Select.The autistic Miyamoto mandate you're thinking of is the "No Peace Signs" rule.
>>738102948Based hollywood hating chad.
>>738153359I'd say there's to give Luigi a love interest, but we aren't allowed to have those anymoreNow that I think about it. they didn't actually resolve that plot in the SMG movie, they just forgot about it, which was the only fucking character motivation Mario had
>>738123345>>critics give the The Super Mario Galaxy Movie a 89%>89%>Picrel is the actual truth
DEBUNKED!
>>738153576No, he is lying.>>738153745No, Jim Carrey won.
>>738152221It probably did, but adjust for inflation and it doesn't look as impressive compared to past movies.
>>738153957Thats from a different movie.
>>738097871I don't really care since Odyssey was mid.
>>738153957Debunked.
>>738154039I fucked up slightly.Anyways.>Still thinking it's 89%>>738153535>"H-he's lying!">When everything that anon said was absolutely fucking trueI'm more inclined to believe that other anon for being UNFATHOMABLY BASED than a Jewtendo Adult (AKA you) spreading (((their kike))) cancer into every fucking Nintendo community with troon and faggot shit.
>People still think Mario mandate exists.The Mario Mandate has never truly existed but there does seem to be a "standardization" of the Mario designs around the late Wii/Early Wii U era.The Mario mandate is an imaginary monster fabricated from dumb decisions the Paper Mario devs made, New Soup overstaying it's welcome, and Nintendo standardizing Mario designs for non-vidya reasons.
>>738102948Based af
>>738154325Still a different movie.You're not even trying anymore.>>738154219Odyssey was 2017's GOTY.>>738154361No, he is lying.
>>738153745>Sonic 3>Had little to no involvment by Sega or Yuji Naka (who's in jail anyway)>A fairly accurate retelling SA2, obviously not the same story but still had enough respect for the material, and have gave Maria and her death the respect they deserved>Super Mario Galaxy >Had damn near every relevant dev from the games watching it, along with Nintendo as a whole, with Miyamoto speaking the loudest>An embrassing cluterfuck of a movie, that has little to no resemblance to the SMG game, and basically threw out Rosalina and her backstory, and any changes to source material actively made the story worseWhat exactly is the lesson here?
Nozomi lost
>>738154481Nothing you said is true.
>>738154510No, Nozomi won.
>>738154480>"D-doesn't count!"https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_super_mario_galaxy_movieWhat now, (((kike)))?
>>738154352Anon, we literally have Miyamoto saying he thinks things like character and worldbuilding as unnecessary for a story, and you think that didn't have any impact how the Paper Mario games Sticker Star onward were made?
>>738154592Debunked.
>>738154583it’s funny seeing culture warrior stragglers interacting with /co/ schizos without knowing
>>738154583>Critics: 89%>Normies: 44%I stand corrected.
>>738152446A movie based on Wario Land 3 could be fucking awesome. Unless Illumination makes it.
>>738152446>fart jokes: the movieno thanks. just be glad they already casted jack black as bowser or he would be your wario too
Flintstones has lost all cultural influence
>>738154480It was your GOTY.
Let's rip the band-aid off now, how are they going to ruin my boy?
>>738154884Are you fucking blind, retarded, or a shill? It clearly says this for Super TikTok Galaxy.
>>738155114>>738154780
How come when I play Wario in NSMB2 in Azahar, the emulator crashes every time a clear a level? I can't get past 1-1 unless I speed run the level. I think not collecting big star coins lets me progress but I don't want to play like that.
>>738155005Is The Simpsons and Family Guy dead? Once its successors die then it'll truly have none.
>>738155221Try checking the emulator's settings? Sometimes, some wonky nonsense tends to happen there.
Don’t let this thread distract you from the fact that Ugly Sonic is 7 years old. The trailer itself too.https://youtu.be/4mW9FE5ILJs
>>738154992I want Danny Devito to be Wario.
>>738155327>This trailer>Still remember the fact they used fucking "Gangster's Paradise" as its songFucking what were they thinking? Jesus, they chose the worst fucking song in the universe, it's such a comedically bad mismatch. Because surely, nothing screams "Gotta go fast!" than a song about the struggle and plight of certain people and neighborhoods, lmao.
Tower of God flopped
>>738154481Illumination would’ve thrown so much stuff into a Sonic movie, making it a bloated mess. Maybe some people would like it and some wouldn’t.
>I... am Wario>Bowser: wait? Why do you sound like me?>Wario: It's almost like, we're two characters in a movie... played by the same actorKino.....
>>738153636Luigi did say this line in the movie so it was clearly foreshadowing.I believe their Peach’s kiss at the end of the movie indicated that they're already seeing each other anyways (or at least we'll see more of that next movie). Then we wouldn't waste time on another "Mario's trying to ask Peach out" subplot. Like, maybe they'll act more like a couple while Luigi and Daisy have their thing going on.Luigi toyed around with Mario for having affections toward Peach. Now just imagine how shy and timid Luigi would end up being when he sees Daisy for the first time and develops a crush towards her.
>>738152446>>738152525Agreed on animated seriesYes I am aware F-Zero and Kirby both had anime in the 2000s.
>>738155114Unrelated movies.
>>738151807They would be best friends
>>738155728Ok, so you're a retarded faggot who can't even read and a schizo-shill fuckbag who is always fucking wrong.The eduaction system has failed you.
>>738122192thank God i was already kneeling when i read this
>>738151807looks like a cartoon male fox. why are you a faggot?
>>738155772>Have Fox in the Mario movie>Crashes on a dinosaur planet>Does literally NOTHING with itWhat's the fucking point of these movies?
>>738148950>They are downgraded to referencesPoor Toadette was only a damn poster in the first movie and not easily spotted.
>>738155794No, you're aretarded faggot who can't even read and a schizo-shill fuckbag who is always fucking wrong.Touch grass.
>>738144772Peach here in the first movie is hecking cute and adorable.
>>738156032>PeachPic unrelated?
>>738138031Slightly off topic but here’s something I want to share.Childhood is idolizing Smash Bros.Adulthood is realizing the flaws in Sakurai's vision.Perhaps the same could be applied to Miyamoto or developers at Nintendo? I’m just glad they didn’t make Yoshi roar like a T-Rex in Smash
> /v/ - Children Movies
>>738155904Amazing how literally EVERY character is wasted in these movies to the point where they can't even fan-service right. How do you have Yoshi and Birdo in the same movie, and don't have them together? Something that's been a thing since for over 20 years
>>738156363They have never topped pre-remake Smash Bowser thougheverbeit
>>738097871They're taking their time you stupid bastard. People like you are why Wind Waker and Sunshine released in half finished states.The movie's production has nothing to do with development of the games.
>>738156363>picI'm pretty sure K.Rool has cartoony sounds in Smash, he sure as fuck doesn't sound like any real crocodile
>>738136408Maybe she will look better in motion, thoughts on movie Amy and Metal?
>>738155327>Terrible design >Sonic fans rightfully complained>It was changed>Mario gets decent designs but a terrible movies>"hmmmmm, please give us more Nintendo"How did Sonicfags get more shame than Mariofags?
>>738156410donald glover wouldn't take the job if his character has to fuck the tranny
>>738156573NTA but Amy looks fine, or at least no worse than anyone else, she's basically movie Amy, which is fine. As for Metal, it's actually shocking how perfect he is
>>738133379We love the Nintendo DS!
>>738127253>Illumination is doing DK tooPredict how they’ll do DK. Keep in mind, DK doesn’t have as much material as Mario if you really think about it. Unless they rush it with a short runtime so they could do sequels.
>>738097686I really, genuinely believe that people need to analyze Miyamoto's obvious resentment towards narratives and story. There's obviously something there that people are just flat out ignoring, but he very clearly despises the very concept of not only video games having a story, but movies as well.
>>738102948Quality post
>>738156581Before the first movie, Sonicfags were at a pretty low point. Not quite post-06 low, but still low (Mania was an exception, but SEGA didn't attempt to meaningfully play into its acclaim until it was far too little and too late). The reveal of the original Sonic movie design (and the incredibly ill-fitting use of Gangsta's Paradise) was a huge wakeup call for them; they couldn't have that THING be the (relatively) big-budget, normalfag-facing representation of Sonic. So they had a rare moment of standards from years of pent-up humiliation from subpar releases (and resentment from rare wins being squandered by SEGA), and revolted. Of course their egos went absolutely out of control with the movies' success, particularly with 2.Meanwhile, Nintendofags became miserable sales-obsessed faggots with the Switch completely reversing Nintendo's recent fortunes (and Sony completely crapping their pants under Jim Ryan), so they felt no shame with getting two Mario-flavored Minions movies. Minions sell well, Mario sells well. Therefore, combining the both must mean they're good, because sales makes right to the modern Nintendofag.
Don't listen to mandate deniers, they're all secretly mentally ill Mareachers.
>>738156581>>738157607Thats not what happened.>>738157037No, thats a awful post of lies.
>no he's lying>not the case>debunked>uyghur schizo babblelmfao this faggot shill really got so mindbroken over one post that he's been at it all day long.
>>738156864>Predict how they’ll do DK>Predict how (((Rogen))) Kong will goFailure. Pure and fucking simple. Shit will outright and absolutely KILL, even MURDER, the supposed "Nintendo Cinematic Universe" faster than the fucking MCU ended up dying, and far sooner too.
>>738159841What I want to know is HOW fucking bad is it going to be? We all know it's going to be shit, but something that's overlooked is how unfunny these Mario movies are, and Donkey Kong if nothing else has far more of a sense of humor than Mario does, and I've yet to see an Illuimnation movie that actually makes me laugh outside of the first DM
>>738159838Not the case as theres no schizo babble here.>>738159841>>738160149Not going to happen.
>>738102948Also it's just a cash grab lol.
>>738160471>"I-it won't happen!"LAH MAO yes it fucking will, Mr. Denialfag.>>738160149I never liked Illumination's films, I found (and still find) them all immature and retarded and for babbies with ADHD and tard syndrome. I remember the first real time I'd seen the Minions, I was like "This shit is like the fucking Rabbids from the Rayman games but a septillion times worse...!".>>738159838It's just fucking hilarious to bully and mock that faggot.
>>738097871Go to bed, Nin10doland.
>>738160603Dude is completely mentally unwell, he's been spamming defending this slop for like 6 hours, it's actually quite sad.
>>738121784You wish: they remastered Galaxy 1 twice>once for 3D All-Stars>once for the Galaxy movie tie-in
>>738160558It is not a cash grab, thats against Nintendo's guide lines.>>738160603No it won't, The Donkey Kong Movie will be so excellent that it will give Mamoru Hosoda a run from his money it will be that good, so good that it will win best picture at the Oscars it will be that good.Everything else you said is 100% fake.That guy is the only sane person here.>>738160681Not true.
/v/ is fascinating because you can completely ignore threads about specific games for like 16 years then dive into one and see cool schizo content
>>738161014Theres no schizo content here.
>>738161057haha
>>738161071No, not the case what so ever.
>>738160734Not quite...>3D All Stars was half port half emulated, it was so shoddily done Nintendo made it a limited time release it was that bad.>The Galaxy 2 pack however were native ports 100% of the way.
>>738161165Princess_Daisy Pubic_hair Sweat Open_mouth
>>738156864>Predict how they’ll do DKHumiliation ritual. (((Seth Rogen))) dude weed + Bananza slobbering retard. Forced Pauline (forma de girlboss). Focus on making gay music, and lots of "humor" and "jokes". Probably some epic furfag transformation. Further arcade memberberries because arcade DK and Bananza are the only DK games ever made. Throw rarefags a bone with K Rool again or something. Jingle Lanky like a key for one second. Wholesome banana minion cameo.>>738160149Way worse and more unfunny than the Mario slop.
>>738160681Dude is fucking unhinged and mentally fucked in the head and fucked beyond salvation and definitely a kike shill schizofag that needs AIDS injected into his veins.>>738157607>Meanwhile, Nintendofags became miserable sales-obsessed faggots with the Switch completely reversing Nintendo's recent fortunes (and Sony completely crapping their pants under Jim Ryan), so they felt no shame with getting two Mario-flavored Minions movies. Minions sell well, Mario sells well. Therefore, combining the both must mean they're good, because sales makes right to the modern Nintendofag.Sounds about right.
>>738102948Extremely good post. This shit is Mario in name only and Miyamoto blatantly doesn't give a shit about his own creations being defiled to appeal to retards as long as he gets to play suckass with Hollywood.
>>738161317Not the case, they emulate Mamoru Hosoda to the T while also giving Maroru Hosoda a run from his money as well.Pauline will be like she was in Bananza but older, straight music by June Chikuma, Takeaki Kunimoto and Yuzo Koshiro who the later will do the title and end credits music, intelligent humor that will make you think.It will win best picture, just like Toy Story 4 and Godzilla: Minus One.What you said about Mario is 100% fake.
Daily reminder the original anime movie has been fully restored and translated.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciUIWWcTI2E&t=1764s
>>738161325>>738161427Nothing you said is true.>>738161489From a 16MM home print which is also a interpositive, not the 35MM negative master.
>>738161542Everything I said is true. Suck my ass, baiting garbage defender.
>>738161542>From a 16MM home print which is also a interpositive, not the 35MM negative master.Where's your restoration of it then, hmm?
>The new Mario movies will not get better timing and a more stable narrative, they're doubling down on the high speed pacingOh well. Going to have to wait until the reset to the next mario movie continuity for another chance.
>>738161608No it is not.>>738161656Better then the VHS prints we had prier.
>>738161837Thats not what the interview said.
>>738161485Bump limit reached, rest well now, schizo shill. How much did you get paid, 100 yen?Also fuck Hollywood, fuck the Mario movies, fuck nu-Mario, fuck the faggot Miyamoto turned into. And most of all fuck the jews.
Bump Limit reached!
>>738121846>bowser’s inside furyI can agree with the sentiment, but you combined Bowsers Fury with Bowsers Inside Story lol
>>738146723>>738147843So what do you guys want then? Do you want them to stick to the core cast or do you want more fan service characters showing up? Cause it seems like you guys get mad no matter what they do.
bad writing, unfunny jokes, bad pacingthats just Illuminations MO. i doubt Miyamoto had anything to do eith besides signing off on character designs between his hospice mealsthe horrific design of Foxs character and le barrel roll xD humor is not something a jap or Miyamoto would be responsible for. no thats just chucklefuck millenial redditors who nepo'd into writing jobs they dont deserve
>>738162023basically it did
>>738161837>doubling down on a formula that just lost them almost half a billion dollars from the last movie's box officeBold move on their part.
>>738162201>>738162424Nothing you said is true.>>738163601No it didn't.
>>738163708O didnt even read the other 2 posts you quoted but I assume their right baeed solely on how childish you are
>>738164079Yes I did.
>>738164150how old are you son. i wont insult you, just be honest
>>738163708faggot
