>BIG WORDS AND SEX WITH ANIMALSDid Baldy deserve to go through the humiliation ritual of being reintroduced to a whole new generation of gamers to find him insufferable?
What? Poker night released at the height of CAD
how long before some unfunny redditor says it?
>>738098913>height of CADStop baiting, everyone over 20 knows that is the main character from VGcats
The literal whole point of his inclusion in Poker Night was as an odd-duck-out, near every piece of dialogue he has frames him as weird, the butt of a joke, or that one bit where he's getting power cucked by Heavy
>>738098617he's terrible but in that he's perfect as a way to balance out the other 3. having someone so fucking awful that it gives pause to several sociopaths is impressive and gives the others something to play off of
Sex with animals is pretty based tho
>>738098617baldsville
>>738098617>SEX WITH ANIMALSSuch as?
>>738099001seethesville
Who's the best bald man in gaming?
>>738098617
>>738099553me
>>738099509giraffes, hedgehogs
>>738099716Thanks doc
>>738099553THIS IS HAIRTHIS IS BALD
>>738098617maxville
>>738099001pigsbald? villelike.
>>738099509
>>738099716He's just ruining the art style on purpose now, they had it perfect in the mid noughties.
It costs 400 thousand keks to fire this bald for 12 seconds.
>>738100307that one had a sequel
You either die with hair, or live long enough to see yourself become why am I so bald and pig like in appearance?
y'all better stop making fun of bald people because that shit comes back and it's real son. very real.
How many layers of autism was the guy who made these ones on?
>>738098617>>738099509The way Max is constantly unsettled by him is always funny.
>>738100514I'm 30 and everything is fine. No one in my family was ever bald. I will continue to mock it.
>>738100524the hebe is cute
>>738098617poker night 3 should have darksydephil
>>738100760it should have ethan from CADhe already has a voice actor
>>738100072To be fair they've got those crazy tongues and DSLs.
>>738100072This is hilarious. How come it's not a template? it can be editable with anything LMAO
>>738100958holy fuck it actually does work
>>738100514Don't worry, I'm already balding. And fat. And ugly. Won't stop yapping about bald fuckers on the internet tho LOL
>>738100887DUDE. I DONT WANT TO BE BALD!! STOP!!!!
which table was better?
>>7381026901's and it's not even close
>>738099001It's already on youtube.i don't feel bad, either. it was too lowbrow to deserve a more dignified fate.
>>7381026902 for sure. Hell, if you like Max you get a lot of him alongside Sam again anyway.
>>738099553Trying to make the vgn character "cool" with trendy glasses and shirts is so painfully cringe. What an insecure person this guy is
>>738099553Paul Wight
>>738103269
>>738102690strongbad alone ultra gigamogs 2's whole table
>>738098617>nobody posted it Fine I'll do it
shut your BALD...
>>738103597
>>738103597kinda kino
>>738104058Anon...
>>738103597Is that the tranny schizo kid or was that Piglike's kid?
foldsville
>>738103597They haven't been this funny since they sold out to xbox.
>>738102690i used to like brock until i learned he was jewish
>>738107183check city, U.S.A
>>738107489Did you also not know that jack black is also jewish
>>738109302bald city, U.S.A
>>7381026901 easily. The group actually have a dynamic and a cohesive bond togeter.All of 1's cast fit with a very specific niche of things 2010 computer game nerds would know.2 is just a random assortment of shit the developers liked.Plus the dynamic was much more vibrant and specific in 1 between the characters.You had the rivalry between Strong Bad and Tycho, Heavy's suspicion over Tycho being Blu-Team and thinking Strong Bad was 'tiny Heavy.' Strong Bad talking with Max about them both having been part of Tell Tale games. It felt purposeful.2 is mostly just random bullshit
>>7381026901 like this anon >>738109804 said, the casting was just too good.Don't get me wrong 2 casting is good in its own way but you wouldn't get the same dynamic as the first one. Strong Bad talks shit to everyone, Heavy's baby / intimidating talks, Tycho is the weird pervert and Max beings random.It make me wonder what would third Poker Night game cast would look like. (Judging by recent suggestions from anons, it seems to be from indie game/animation studios or something)
>>738098617i was expecting this guy to be insanely annoying based on his reputation and people shitting their pants about it but he was pretty fine desumax is honestly worse by and large
>>738107489>i used to like brock until i learned he was jewishHis last name is Samson, who in mythology is basically Jewish Hercules.
>>738101236i double kekked
>>738099964I still read that in Tycho's voice.
>>738100524Wasn't that the same artist who did those TF2 comics?
>>738100524
>>738100524It's crazy how even his newer art/designs remain popular despite most apparently being unaware he's still around
>>738111102I was there in 2007 when this comic came out. I edited it first, but someone else's edit got more (you)'s and that became the de facto bald edit even though I think I did a really good job. It haunts me to this day, 19 years alter. I wasn't picked by anon. It's colored my interactions on forums and digital spaces in general, made me humble. I like to think my posts and contributions to various sites are better as a result, but it still bothers me that I didn't win this one.I can't believe this was 19 years ago. That apartment was sweet. Why didn't I take bitcoin seriously? Fuck.
>>738113395Did you save your original?
>>738098617It's so strange being a part of PA/the webcomic scene and early internet only to see how it fades away and causes confusion to modern audiences. People have no idea how prominent they used to be and how the old internet operated before youtube and streamer e-celebs of today.
>>738113447old hard rive, I haven't retrieved files from it. I might still exist, but I balded him in both the first and third panels, and the dialogue is similar but different. Mine said "sweet lens flare" in the third panel and even though that worked, I can see why "sweet bald" won. It took me until the 2010s to really accept why it was better
>>738102690Replace Tycho with Brock and the cast is absolutely goated
>>738110095>It make me wonder what would third Poker Night game cast would look like.it 100% would've had Rick Sanchez so it was already doomed
>>738113465The Poker Night remaster was a hit with my friend group, and it felt so fucking strange that I had to explain Tycho and Penny Arcade to someone who was only 5 years younger and was already aware of PAX.
>>738102690heres a REAL table
>>738115289Next explain to them what a Maddox or a Newgrounds is. Kind of surreal to think there was a time where millions of people would visit sites that weren't just the same five pre-approved ones from big companies, huh?
>>738115740>Ulysses
>>738098617He is so cool. I watched some gameplay and Tycho alone is making me consider getting Poker Night at the Inventory.
>>738110095Supposedly they were going to have Clementine from Walking Dead in it
>>738117226I heard it would have been Lee. Clementine was too little to be playing poker.
>>738100524who
>>738115925https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/manual/gospel-topics/gambling?lang=eng
>>738117226>>738117367It was going to be Larry. They also planned to have the Medic, and Girl Stinky was going to be the bartender.They were replaced by Brock and Sam, which I think is definitely an upgrade.
>>738107139No that's Bald's youngest child in the strip, an actual girl. It's his older one that is the crazy one.
>>738120515>It was going to be LarryOh shit that would have slappedHe was based
>>738098617Isn't this the guy that's an actual schizophreniac with a tranny son who tried to cut his own dick off in elementary school with stationery scissors because supposedly a watercooler told him to do it?
>>738120741It was a soap dispenser >soap dispenser tells you child to cut his dick off>this kid is crazy and needs psychiatric help>few years later the kid tells you they decided completely on their own (no soap dispensers were involved in this decision) that they want to cut their dick off>this is fine
I haven’t read a PA comic since I was 10. What the fuck are you all talking about? WHAT DID TYCHO DO??
>>738102690I like both.
>>738120952Just don't ask.Stay in the peak PA days of twenty years ago.
>>738117226That's a pretty sassy little girl, Telltale
>>738121093I will take your word for it
>>738121093It can't be that bad.
>>7381026902 because despite Tycho, it has Strong bad, Max and Heavy. 1 has kino like Brock, Sam and Glados. I dont really care about Ash and Claptrap is like a -1
>>738122101His son has schizophrenia that activated early. Instead of medicating him for it, he actually agreed with the soap dispenser that it'd be best for him to troon out and snip off his dick. I don't think even Piglike feels comfortable around him anymore.
>>738122843Why is a cat fine too?
>>738099553>My face>My soul
>>738123032A soap dispenser...
>>738123032A grim finale to the Daddy Adventures Comic that Penny Arcade turned into.
That soap dispenser was a real jerk...
>>73809955347
>>738113465Korean-style webtoons, the phone kind, displaced older webcomics like an invasive species. It's fucked how quickly that happened.
>>738123224He did succeed in becoming a Better Man, though. His wife also gets to fucks whoever is desperate enough to fuck her. No idea how many of the kids are his, or if any at all.
>>738123032Why do defective weirdos elect to have children? At some point while you're making dick joke #17394 in your webcomic that went on eight years too long, you must have the thought "Am I too shitty to be raising children?" right?>daddy how do I get a job?Well son, you just need to tap into a niche market that doesn't exist anymore on a medium that has changed irrevocably in the last 15 years. Here's how to setup a great dick joke about video games in a format that no one reads.What's he going to teach a son? Or whatever he has now.
>>738123821>Why do defective weirdos elect to have children?Because society wants you to make more mans.>B-b-but!NO EXCUSES.MAKE MORE MANS.MORE MANS!
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ONFOLDSVILLECHECK CITY U.S.A
>>738123540>Better Manshut the fuck up
>>738123821>Why do defective weirdos elect to have children?Speaking for myself, not for bald or piglike, but I just can't bear the thought that there'll be no-one who'd be happy I was here after my death
