>be me, 2009>boot up wii>put brawl in, face the shiny part of the disc toward the light cause there were urban rumors your wii would brick and start smoking if you put the disc in wrong>open game channel >the loudest sound in all human history plays and wakes everyone in the neighborhood and their dog>latin opera music plays>select online>sixty seconds per frame, trip randomly and lose>go to subspace emissary, play a platformer as kirby for 8 hours while lost in the shadow maze and watch a 720p cutscene of mario and samus fucking in the jungle next to rayquazah while falco watches from his cuck chair>boot up masterpieces mode>play ocarina of time for 15 seconds before the demo time limit>boot up custom stage creator, set the music to Mike's Song Eng ver>create stage that is just all treadmills and one platform, set items to maximum freq. but turn off all items, sit on a platform and wait for the stickers to randomly spawn and let the treadmills carry them to you pick them up>use challenge hammer to break the challenges you couldn't do>play the game for shooting coins at trophies, not because you want trophies but because the minigame is fun>open trophy mode to stare at the attractive trophies and zoom in>boot up video mode>watch the sonic reveal trailer>boot up smash mode>select character, you can hear them speak through the wiimote>stare at mario's realistic overalls, amazed by how they modeled all of delfino plaza>theorize about new items in the next smash game, create theories about new smash bros characters and their final smashes>create fan theories about what fighting-themed word the next installment will be named after, melee, brawl, rumble. At this point they are going for a fighting-themed word in the titles, so it only makes sense the next game is going to continue the pattern...>boot up music mode and listen to the metalgear soundtrackYup, it's brawlin' timeLol.
>>738103145Lol.
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>>738103857>>738103145What the actual fuck are these fucking reaction images? There's no way you are a regular 4chan user. Do you come from reddit or something? Lol.
>>738103090>>put brawl in, face the shiny part of the disc toward the light cause there were urban rumors your wii would brick and start smoking if you put the disc in wrongThere's some truth about Brawl killing Wii's. Brawl was the first game to use dual-layer DVDs, which would make the shitty disk readers of the original Wii models struggle to the point of breaking in some cases. This problem is exclusive of the original white Wiis. The issue with the disk reader was fixed when the black Wii was introduced, so if your Wii was black or had the horizontal design your young yourself had nothing to worry about.Another unique trait of the early Wii disc readers is that they were capable of reading regular DVDs, making it possible to play movies and pirate disks on these devices if they had Homebrew installed.
>>738103090Brawl was kino.
>>738103090MY NAME IS MIKE AND I'M A KARAOKE MACHINE bob shoo opbop bop shoo op
>>738103963I know right? What is this, some kind of imageboard or something?
