>Where are your friends?How do you respond?
My friend is right behind me.
>>738112027I don't have any friends...will you be my friend?
I don't have any :(
>>738112067;)
>>738112096>>738112101Incels should take the pink pill and transition and have segs with each other.
>>738112027Nice cock
>>738112130One, you missed the meme, 2, wtf is wrong with you.
>>738112130GEEEEEEEEEG, nice try tranny, but we're all waiting for sexbots to hit the market.
>>738112027I've marked them on your map!
>>738112027I dont.....know.....hrkkk choke me harder daddy....
>>738112130>tfw crossdressed for some randos on a lethal company discord for attention, finally got friends but the shame was too much so i deleted everything, lost my only friends and shoved all the paraphernalia in a dark corner in my closet that still hunts me
Names are for friends... so I don't need one.
>>738112027>I see a few of them in a discord vc haha
>>738112027>friends
>>738113072Lmao I'd rather be a fucking loner for life than cross dress for friends.I hope you find friends in future though.
>>738113072Some people really out there living their lives like Welcome to the NHK
>>738112130Commit suicide or find God or something
>>738113474>>738113340>>738113227>>738113203Guys I'm 31 and I only have 2 friends.I don't know if that's good or bad but will I make more friends when I get older or is that it?
>>738113532Grim
>>738113532If you want to have more IRL friends then it's pretty much over.
>>738113072>shoved all the paraphernalia in a dark corner in my closet that still hunts meSo you still have it?
>>738117150W-what do you mean
>>738112027CIA said I don't get to bring friends
>>738112067
>>738113532>I don't know if that's good or bad but will I make more friends when I get older or is that it?That's it mate.All you can make from here on out is work colleagues, acquaintances, guys from the pub, guys from the gym, business partners and exes that when clicked don't launch Close Combat 2 but just shriek about how you robbed them of the best years of their lives and their looks.But the good news is 2 friends is about all men really need, men only need other men to solve problems, build things, overthrow governments and discuss things they're mutually interested in, men really don't need "friends" in the feminine sense. Good mates might only talk a few times a year, but they'll always remain good mates, but if a woman doesn't talk to a friend every few hours she'll think there's drama and if there's not she'll create some.
>>738112027Playing a better game
>>738112027>*pauses sadly*I... don't have any>*farts*
>>738112130>such a fucking loser he can only hope to get sodomized by other losers to cope
Jack him off and run away while he is distracted by his orgasm
I do a little dance and a dogtag in a box falls out of my ass.
>Jap fag makes tactical espionage mercenary games about war and soldiers and weapons n' sheit>Nowr, DO NOTURU USERU THE WEAPONRU OR YOU WIRR BECOME... TAMPON ONI!!!Why are they like this?
Is that game worth playing?
>>738118046Losing WW2 and occupation mind broke their entire population anon. They've been effectively neutered for 80 years.
>>738113532I only have 1 chum, everyone else I knew kinda forgot about me but it's ok ;)2 friends is alright, anon!
>>738112027>they're npcs in a better game, I got the short straw.
>>738118983This makes me feel sad because I can relate
>you've fultoned all of them you one-eyed prick
>>738112027>Grab NPCs by your motherbase>Choke me harder bossKojima is a gay man
>>738120480No fucking shit. Never played MGS 2 or 3 huh?
>>738112067"Fulton's you with a smack on your ass"
>>738112027I don't know, I haven't had contact since last year
>>738112067Kek.
>Tell me, where are your friends? Human beings have friends, Harry-boy. Where the hell are yours?4chan is my frend
>>738112067>behind you? But that's m...oh :)
>>738112027I'm alone.
>>738112067Underated
>"We live and die by your orders Boss!"
all my friends are inside of my puter
>>738112027I start to sob uncontrollably.
>>738112027i haven't spoken to them in over 10 years... please kill me...