Post canonical moms
>>738112494Who's the father?
>>738112494James wasn't a fag after all
>>738112654Me
>>738112730Shouldn't it be 'Arceus bless you'?
>>738112730he was the most based character in all of pokemon
>>738112730Is this left to right or right to left?
>>738112494every female character is a mom because they all bear my children
>>738112494She looks like she fucks her daughter's bfs
>>738115776Yes.
>>738112654Eggman.Vanilla wasn't kidnapped in Sonic Advance 2, he just picked her up to discuss their separation and how Cream would best grow up if she overcame adversity in her life and wouldn't be subject to discrimination if she was demonstrably anti-Eggman to her peers.They named their daughter the way she was conceived, as a joke.
>>738112494Mother of seven half human children, which she had with a human man, canonically
>>738117302Where's her mustache then?check and mat
>>738117036Sex
>>738117661Recessive gene from Eggman's grandfather. That's why Snivley has no mustache.
>>738112654The milk man, obviously. Where do you think cream comes from?
>>738117772of course, of course, shithead
>>738117836Its either that or Cream shaves it
>>738112494Technically she's an ex-mom, but that can be fixed.
>>738117661She's 6 years old. She's not even old enough for leg fur. She'll grow into it.
>>738112730The anime could at least could have give them this ending but nope, corporatism sucked all the soul from it
>>738116201'rism really has the best little girl, best little boy, and the best mom in one game
>>738112730>belly bumpThat's not appropriate for a younger audience.
>>738118991No excuse, Robotnik had his glorious mustache from early childhood.
>>738119891That particular manga was made by a pornographer.
>>738119891Arer you telling me pregnancy is considered inappropriate? Not even the causes or graphic details of it, just the concept in general.
>>738119669>goblinism
>>738112494It's rare as fuck. No one wants kids, not even fictional characters.
>>738112654>>738112494And more importantly, how old was she when Cream got concieved?
>>738112807No because if she's the devout type to wish a god's blessing on someone for simply delivering mail to her, she's not a heathen who would invoke said god's name and would use a title. You also don't know which god she's referring to.
>>738119461Boo becane a woman AND A mom?With who?
>>738112654she fucked him to death
>>738120837God I wish I had been him.
>>738120790That's Dr Gero's wife. I think he stole some spare Buu goo from Babidi in hell and used it to clone her.
>>738112654I am
>>738120935>Stole some Buu goo to make his own wifeWhy the FUCK didnt he make her look like android 18?Wait speaking of moms, does Krillin make her a mom?
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>>738121072What in the FUCK happened to Bomberman?
>>738121143it bombed
>>738121143Shiroe sucked him to death.
>>738121054He didn't make his wife, he turned her dead body into an android with the Buu goo. While she was alive he fucked her and had multiple kids (the one 16 was a copy of and the one that fathered the kid in the Super movie). Presumably he also de aged her, since she doesn't look his age at all as an android.
>>738120364nobody wants to deal with the schizo man or woman who will try to burn down your office building just cause their waifu/husbando isn't married to them
