Jarl Elisif is the only jarl who knows how to sit on the throne. That's why I'm on her side.
>t. trudeaux supporter
>>738119058Cock shame vs cock confidence
>>738119058>>738119204>>738119238SILENCEPrepare the royal anus!
Spine: straight. ALPHA FEMALE.
skyrim was such a boring ass game politically. i really wonder waht the game would have been like if it was made in the morrowind-era
>>738119058Everyone else does it because Ulfric does it. Else-if is effectively showing an act of treason
>>738119434>jarl stands idle in front of their throne instead of sitting on it>*little secret*>Nerevarine! Daedric conspirers are plotting my murder if I only had the men to raid *Assrape Coven*>*Assrape Coven*>Thank you Nerevarine, you may find *Assrape Coven* by going directly south from the crossroads northwest of *Gaylord Mill*, east of *Goatsehall*>*Assrape Coven*>Any news from *Assrape Coven*?>go to cave>three named bandits and a high level skeleton>slowfall down a shaft 150 meters deep and uncover shrine to Clavicus Vile>assassins are really unable to perform the murder due to the daedra blinding them for amusement in a botched deal>teleport back to palace>jarl is now in full ebony armor, weapons unsheathed and blind>a fucking telvanni wizard teleports away>force-feed a hundred dispel potions to the jarl, instead jarl now has ten thousand speed and flies into the sunset>nuke everyone with a custom spell