>pretend to be a girl in an MMO game>get a gazillion simps and free items from them>one of them wants to talk to you on the mic to hear your cute voice"Uh oh, I'd love to, but my mic is broken" >"no problem, give me your phone number"
If we assume this isn't a made up story just tell them no, you wouldn't give your phone number out online, only a fucking idiot would do so.
>Not getting the retard to buy you a free new smartphone, mic, or headphonesAmateur
>>738119729Just ditch him and call him an incel freak
>>738119806Yeah but only an idiot would play an MMO
>>738119872this but every video game ever
just use an AI voice changer for even more free items
>>738119729Just directly say no. What are they going to do? Some wise up and stop giving you shit and the others cling on to hope that one day you will change your mind.
>>738119729is this a post from 2004? not even the most retarded normie thinks he can find women playing MMOs anymore, and the ones who claim they are women are actually mentally ill men wearing their grandma's dresses.
>>738119729Kidnapping Miko-chan!
>>738119729Twunkbros...it's over...
>>738119729>talk on moc>"no">They simp for you anywayWow so hard.
>>738119729Just take the femboy pill anonMaybe they're into it
>>738119729Homie those items arent free you are erping for them. You are the cheapest prostitute gold can buy. But you probably like that huh?
>>738119806Anon you're talking about the very same people who'd simp for a G.I.R.L. (guy in real life) without any hesitation.
>>738119729>pretend to be a girl in an mmo>dont cultivate an army of simps>just play the game and interact with people normally, acting like I think girl me would>become well liked by people who think I'm a girl but dont exploit it>feels way too good being a girl>troon out sometime laterbeware the pipeline
>>738119729>Roll up an eye-candy healer character>Losers climb over each other to play the game for me>MMO goes from a shitty rpg to a management/intrigue game with rpg elementsIt's really fun to hoover up a party from whoever's present and, though a mixture of praise and orders, coordinating your goon(er)s into clearing quests for you.Really fun and unique gaming experience, don't think there's a single-player equivalent
>>738119729>pretend to be a girl in an MMO>can't do content (that matters) because voice chat is mandatory>this alienates people from playing with me>quit because i can't play the game
>>738120472Actually wait, I guess dragon's dogma is pretty close
>>738119729>do world quests in retail WoW>game might as well singleplayer with the way nobody interacts with each other>gender swap my Draenei paladin from male to female>suddenly a guy wants to group up and is talkative over some random fucking quest of "kill 10 npcs that you pretty much one shot and deal no damage to you"Thank fuck there are some women that are retarded enough to barely take advantage of their privilege of being born with a vagina
>>738119729Miko my beloved
>>738119992You wouldn't
>>738119729>my mic is brokenThis excuse doesn't work anymore in my experience because fucking everyone expects you to have Discord on your phone and talk through that
>>738119909Surprisingly hard to get and you can end up on scam website.
>>738121136>>738121185Mikobros...
I’ll never understand simps
>>738119729call him an incel and block him>lmao
>>738119729this bitch peed her own pants! what a loser lmao
>>738119729so, you gonna leave me hanging OP? I'm surprised to find you here too haha.
>>738119729Jokes on your OP, he knew you were a troon the whole time and never expected you to be a girl. In fact there isn't a single 2026 MMO player who doesn't suspect you to be a 30 to mid 40s men in a wig. This story is from the 2000s or you made it up. Which one?
>>pretend to be a girl in an MMO game>>get a gazillion simps and free items from themIs this a fucking bot recycling shit from 2014? Everyone just thinks you're a tranny automatically these days if you pretend to be a girl online.I'm still mad, it was my favorite retarded gay hobby
>pretend to be a girl in an MMO game>eventually want to become a girl IRLWhy is this so common?
>>738122878>Everyone just thinks you're a tranny automatically these daysExactly. And they all want you in the guild Discord and on a mic. >SpoilerFucking faggotAs long as you install sex mods and be my personal slut I'll spoil you forever *kisses you*
the scene where she peed herself was so hot but I personally would prefer consuming Yuria's
>>738123482I'm 120lbs at 172cm 4% body fat I'd lose
>>738119729agpslop
>>738119729It's not the 90s anymore, get an voicechanger.
>>738119959There are a decent amount of biofems that play WoW but the overwhelming majority of them are 30-40 year old moms
>>738119729HOW DID THEY FUCK THIS UP SO BAD
