first day of summer bouta crack me open a bag of socream chips, slam a few banqqies and play some ranked csheaven
>>738127432It's not the first day of summer you retarded brown skin. The first day of summer is the summer solstice on June 21. Lol.
That is not the snack for video games unless you want to gunk up all your shit with oil and spices.
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>>738127845Ah yes, I love getting all the broken small pieces poured all over me along with the loose salt and shit.
>>738127968You might actually be retarded.
>>738127746>this nigga doesnt know about the chopsticks tech
>>738128139I just do not possess the obesity to master pouring shit into my mouth like a subhuman troglodyte.>>738128185I'm not a fucking chink either, I use civilised cutlery.
>>738127432I became lactose intolerant, is literally hell, everything just hits my stomach like a truck and makes me go to the bathroom, it fucking sucks
>>738128240>I just do not possess the obesity to master pouring shit into my mouth like a subhuman troglodyte.It's a dexterity skill. You're simply lacking. Mayhaps you are the fat fellow among us.
>>738128247you should spend a month going through hell drinking milk everyday and apparently that fixes it
>>738128282I'm sure you are a nimble one when you spend your days pouring crisps into your mouth and sitting in front of your computer.
>>738128247caused by a shit diet/parasites/living or working near black mold/medication btw
>>738128389Good morning sir
>>738131294Retarded pajeet, you are too fucking stupid to turn off auto capitalization on your phone so you don't out yourself as a phonetoddler.Lurk moar.
>>738128247i pop these niggers like tictacs. impossible to not eat dairy. get that lactase enzyme homeboy
>>738131372not him but what the fuck are you babbling about
>>738127968Skill issue.>>738127845The true trick is to use the package to grab individual pieces. Took me a decade to refine this technique. It's all yours.
>>738127432Brother give me some Funyuns
>>738131754Doesn't help against casein farts
