valve winned
>>738144192I honestly don't know aymore if the ESL posting is ironic or not.
>inb4 screaming gigachad
failed the contra test
>>738144641you didn't know what the "contra test" was until 2 days ago + that nigger tries to hock 8shitdo controllers unironically + i'm not playing contra with this thingyou losted failed and got rapeded molestationed.
>>738144192FUCKING LET ME BUY IT ALREADY GABEN YOU FAT OVERWEIGHT ROUND BULGING MASSIVE TOWERING SUBSTANCIAL LUMPISH INFLATED LARGE IMPOSING MOUNTAINOUS COLOSSAL PLUMP GINORMOUS HUGE MONOLITHIC WALLOPING CYCLOPEAN MEATY CORPULENT MONUMENTAL HULKING BOUNDLESS LEVIATHAN BLUBBERY HUMONGOUS VAST GIGANTESQUE OBESE IMMEASURABLE MONSTROUS VOLUMINOUS IMMENSE PUDGY ELEPHANTINE SIZABLE BROBDINGNAGIAN FLABBY HEAVY OVERSIZED CONSIDERABLE HEFTY BLOATED TUBBY BIG-BONED ROTUND GARGANTUAN WELL-FED LARDWHALE NIGGER >>738144592Here I am.
>>738144192>$100 smackerinos for a $30 piece of kitI told you'd they'd buy it
>no xinputInto the trash it goes
>>738144641even the og nes sens failed it so no one cares fag.
>>738144641what about the metal slug test?
>>738145045you didnt know who your father was until 2 days ago
Will it make sekiro recognize a controller when I boot it up without me needing to unplug my keyboard until I'm on the main menu screen?
>controller with always online DRM>need to run your game through Steam to get most of the functionalityKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>738146104based goymaxxer
>>738146104I don't look like that, deskedo, I say that.
Honestly you’d be better off just creating your own gaming controller in a workshop. Everyone’s hands are different and require different size controllers and different tension on the control sticks. The correct pc controller is actually just a type of ring you put on every finger, so this new ring controller basically has motion controls to handle all the same tasks. It’s just a better way to game, you can also hook it up to other shit basically. Ring controllers hitting the shelves by 2035 probably.
>>738146183I prefer to shit on games that don't support anything except XInput.
>>738147783Just imagine you’re shitting on the side of the road because you couldn’t make it to the mart in time. You have no phone, what do you do? You wave your ring controller around to call the toilet paper company who drives around delivering. They wash the poo from your ass and also clean up the ground. Thats the type of future we’re looking at, a ring on every finger makes you 10 times more important. Hungry, but don’t have any money? Just use your rings to order doordash to your home. The rings can do everything. Put a ring on your dick for fun and you can beat half the games still. The ring is the apex device of the controller ecomarket.
>>738146104you just got half life 3 delayed by 50 months....
