Why doesn't this have staying power despite it being the most polished and content filled Switch 2 first party?
>>738146752gamers are too retarded to comprehend it because there is nothing else like it
This game's existence is beyond baffling. Nobody even cared about the first one outside of “that game you rented for a weekend” or “your cousin happened to have it and you messed around for a few hours”
someone hop in the event queue so I can finish it out
>>738146752i just dont give a shit about kirby, Sakurai should have asked permission and resources for a new Kid ikarus game instead
>>738146752>most polished and content filled Switch 2 first partyYou've already made this false claim.
People just don't like Kirby much.
City map too small for how fucking fast everyone winds up moving.
>>738146752>most polished and content filled Switch 2 first party?lol lmao even
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>>738146752Because Sakurai killed the momentum before release. Even if you don’t plan on DLC you don’t fucking announce it in the Direct. It’s a fucking awesome game, I nolife’d the shit out of it. But I don’t blame people for not wanting to spend $70 on an online game that won’t get updates.
>>738146752It doesn't matter how much content there is or how polished it is if the content is for babies
>>738146752I didn't buy it because Adeleine wasn't in it lol
>>738146752It sold more than Sonic CrossWorlds. Imagine being Sega trying make a "Mario Kart" killer, only for it to job to "Kirby Kart". That being said, the game is too gimmicky and too japanesey to have lasting appeal. Having to split players between four different minigames is a stupid concept.
>>738146752It was released in the same year as the new Mario Kart.
please, I only need 500 more points
>>738148158This, Sakurai is nothing but a detriment to the franchise.
>>738147986I think the thing that sucks about it is>make an objectively better version of City Trial>but you have one map>and it's a large map>so if you wanted to play small scale City Trials consisting of 2-4 people since there will be a time where the online for this game is going to be dead outside of dedicated tryhards from a Discord server just like how F-Zero 99 turned out lmao too bad either enjoy it as is or add in bots to fill in the space against your friends
>>738148993>you wanted to play small scale City Trialsdont tell me you do this
>>738148650i have missed every single event and i have 90+ hours in the game who gives a fuck about these pointless fomo cosmetics
>>738149792>who gives a fuck about these pointless fomo cosmeticsthey really should just be available in the base game, I'd try play the events regardless, them being locked behind events that are just a dead queue most of the time is retardedwhy are events yet another queue anyway, just apply them to the unranked queues
it has two days worth of content that it pads out for hundreds of hours with arbitrarily rare events and objectives you can only accomplish by accidentmost people can tell and drop it after finishing the story
>>738150293skill issue
>>738148993should've had an event that takes people to the old city trial map for a minute, would've been funny.
>>738150175I stopped caring about events when I realized they were just always going to be city trial with little to nothing to make it stand out from doing a normal city trial run.Then I hit rainbow rank in air ride, the only mode I cared to go for rank in, and haven't touched the game since in 4 months.
>>738146937I played it for free roam, the races were never the selling point.
HOW THE FUCK DO I UNLOCK STARMAN AND MARXWHY DID BEATING THE SHITTY STORY MODE NOT UNLOCK EVERYTHING
