I think people who play simulators like farming and fishing sims instead of going out and doing it themselves are faggots and should be ridiculed.Why don't you act like a man and actually go plant a garden you wastes of life.
>I think people who play simulators like shooters and murder sims instead of going out and doing it themselves are faggots and should be ridiculed. Why don't you act like a man and actually go shoot up a mall you wastes of life.
>>738148265Stop making excuses for being lazy, kid.
>>738147948Same but for wegs and sex irl
fishing?surebut farming?cmon man, any reasonable farming enterprise requires absurd ammount of investment, and dealing with bureaucracy that would make you hate agriculture for rest of your lifeunless you mean small garden where you have 5 strawberry plants, but it isnt nowhere close to scale of farming simulator, and you still need land
>>738147948fish and worms smell bad and their guts smell worse. dirt is where anthrax and valley fever comes from
Some people just want to drive tractors without paying for the equivalent of a second house>>738149427And even then, you can tend to your garden plot and still have plenty of time to play Farm Sim or Harvest Moon or whatever.
>>738147948>guy looks retarded>probably said something retarded>old man looks at him like he's retarded (but old man is still proud of retard)Yeah, checks out.
>>738147948spending 3 hours "farming" as a hobby>water my plants, spend 2 hours 55 minutes just sitting their droolingspending 3 hours in a farming sim>cover 3 cycles of growth, harvest, sale, and plantingyeah i can't imagine why anyone would find the latter more interesting.
>>738147948>never go to town hall meetings>LARP on image boards about it
>>738147948sometimes I feel like that when playing skyrim; why am I running around in scandinavian woods in a game when I could just go outside and do it irl
>>738150096He did say something retarded, and he basically got laughed out of the room. Pol/cels/ take the >"stand up for what you believe." part of the message the painting conveys. But they forget the >you're still going to look like a fuckwit and get laughed at when no one agrees with your retard idea part.
The secret to battling insecurity is strawmanning on /v/
>>738147948Nigga you're on the internet how about you accomplish something yourself and not be a male karen
>>738147948cause real farming costs a lot of money and your boomer ass destroyed the economy
>>7381479481. Fishing IRL and fishing in a "Simulator" are two completely different things2. Fishing for a certain type of fish requires long distance trips3. It also depends on the season4. Since every other body of water is regulated now, you need a LOICENSE wherever you go or some faggot can actually call the cops on you, take away your fishing gear, AND make you pay the fine. >>738149484>worms smell badEarth worms barely have a scent. My childhood friend used to come to our fishing trips and everyone had to put on a lure on for him. It was one of the faggiest things I ever saw in my life.
>>738147948I thought you were only suppose to post this image when there's corporate schlong in dire need of sucking.
>>738147948we can't fish IRL because Jewniggers demand licenses for everything
>>738147948People who play fighting games instead of starting fights with random people they meet on the street are pussies.
>>738147948At the end of the day they are at least still interacting, still playing. RDR2 fans way worse. The deranged mofo like just standing around and observing the behavior of fictional animals or the routine of fictional human NPCs so that they can record it and post it on social media to circlejerk. I don't understand people like that.
>>738147948I was watching police academy last night and this painting was in one of the scenes when they visit Lassard's office
Couldn’t agree more OP. Same goes for fighting games: if you play Street Fighter but aren’t a blackbelt in BJJ, you’re a fucking faggot. Don’t get me started on people who play military shooters but haven’t enlisted in the army.
>>738147948Why yes, I totally have the 20 M needed to buy a farm and all its assets so that i can start farming, and learn how to actually do it for real as I go, soaking up years of crap harvests where I am in the red because I suck at it, and when I finally do start making it in the black, making profits annually of a whole... 2 grand.I for sure want to be made into a slave to the government that regulates what I can and cannot do on my own farm, whilst having to PAY them through the nose to be audited by them, which then puts me in the red again, so now I HAVE to accept government "subsidies" which are all contingent upon me giving even more control over to the government.I do sure love being turned into a chattel serf on the farm I 'own' that I paid 20 M to get. Wow. Such fun.You fucking have no fucking clue how bad the people who ACTUALLY do those jobs IRL have it. You fuck.
>>738152841And illegals already overfish all the catchments anyway.Here we have fishing boats from Asia that just invade our waters and fish out all the fisheries. And the navy never does anything at all about it.
>>738147948i think people who use that picture always have retarded takes but think they are smart
>>738152092Bonus points: farming SHOULD cost far less, and be far more rewarding.But the government uses the twin chains of 'regulation' you have to pay for and 'subsidies' the regulations force you to take, in order to turn those EVIL KULAKS into good little commie serfs (slaves)At this point, the only farmers left are people holding on to their generational farms through sheer bloody minded stubbornness.Because all the rest of the farm land got 'totally not forcibly acquired for pennies on the dollar' by Bill gates and other psychos like him.Big mega corp 'farms'.
>>738147948I think people who play similators like WEGs and cheap RPG maker porn games instead of going out and doing it themselves are faggots and should be ridiculed.Why don't you act like a man and actually go get raped by orcs you wastes of life.
>>738147948Farming takes literal months to get anything, fishing is dumb because you simply won't eat all the fish that you get and returning them to the water after injuring and traumatizing them is subhuman behavior.
