>dad walks inwhat do?
>>738148961Explain that I am playing a game for women
Alt-tab to gay furry porn
>>738148961My dad is the one that plays these shitty Yakuza games. Can’t relate.
>>738148961Ask if he wants to jerk off too?
>>738148961Ask if this is achievable natty
>>738148961>character asks for a specific haircut>barber completely fucks it>character therefore has fucked hair for the entire game>GAME 2(see 8)>character orders the "Just fuck my shit up" special on purpose because he likes itIchi is such a gay lame character
Play dumb
>>738149768dont pretend that his old punch perm didnt look like shit on him tho
>>738148961>what do?Keep playing? I don't understand the question.
>>738149876It did but it was an actual hairstyle and not a fucked afro.
>>738149848What would you do if this was your son?
>>738150338Probably what the dad does in the other comic.
>>738149876I liked how he looked when he just got out of prison in his first game
I would listen to what he has to say. And that's what no one did
>>738148961Niggers got 99 problems, bit that aint one.
>>738151504me too, doesnt he wear the ponytail again in the intro for 8? man that game is so dogshit the other 90% of the time but the intro is so good at characterizing ichiban
>>738148961How could a zombie walk in?
>>738148961A thread died for this.
>>738151618>the intro is so good at characterizing ichibanYou mean the part where he proposes to Saeko? One of the worst scenes in the franchise on par with Haruka's retirement in Yakuza 5? That intro?
This dude is secretly BLACK no Japanese have hair texture like that
>>738151740no retard i mean the intro where he walks around yokohama helping out homeless dudes while jazz plays in the background and its all colorful
>Mommy walks in
>>738150338Send him 2-3 years Dagestan then forget
>mom walks in
>>738151809Its a perm, that's what it does even to white people hair
your dad sucks if he would even care about this kind of thing
>>738152352>>Mommy walks inYou want the long explanation or the short explanation?
>>738148961get raped probably
>>738148961Explain to him the context of the scene?
>>738153891>ya see dad, Ichi is having finny fun!
