If you haven't beat God Hand, you don't belong on /v/.
I tried
>>738149656but I beat myself with my god hand every night
Did clover make any games after this?
>>738149656I just started playing this game again on a real PS2 yesterday. It's so fucking good and fun to play, even if it tends to make my right thumb tired after completing about 2-3 stages.
I beat it like a decade ago, but I've been thinking about a replay.
>>738149656Can confirm I beat this 20 fucking years ago but I have no intention of doing it again. Solid game with great mechanics, but I vividly recall raging like a fucking retard at some parts of it. I’m too old for that shit.
>>738150414Nope, this was their last one.
Hows urban reign?
>>738149656Just beat hard ng with the kick me sign with a time of 3:41I'm getting really close to under 3:30 but Flying Pyramid always fucks me
>>738149656I couldn't beat it on Normal...
>>738156026I've seen plenty of people wash out and it's usually because the game didn't teach them how to play and they weren't able to learn on their own.Mashing up on the right stick dodges most attacksBack on the right stick has lots of i-frames but gives up spaceSidestep SUCKS and relying on it gets new players destroyed.Use guard breakers constantly Look up and read the manualIt's really not that hard of a game, it just gives you no help
>>738149739>average 2.2You did beat the game.
>>738149739Time to beat new game plus with the kick me sign, anon.Then you'll be ready to take on Hard
>>738149656I wish it had a level select.
>>738149656I got to the Ape boss and quit. Whose idea was it to make health items rare and random drops and guard countering unreactable on level die? Stupid game.
It's too hard :( I dunk on enemies and then a scary demon guy shows up and bullies me
>>738156897It'd be nice but at least they give you a good 20 saves for levels you want to practice
>>738156996Sounds like you bit off more than you could chew and refused to grovel back down.On DIE you're expected to know how to cancel moves so you don't need to guard break as a reaction, you can just anticipate and if you're wrong you just duck cancel and keep punching
>>738149656
>>738157006That's what your god hand and roulette are for you silly billy
>>738149656Honestly, though, at this point PCSX2 is so fucking lightweight that it'll run on ANYTHING. It runs on phones. There's zero excuse to not play this game.
>>738154886Hard as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgl_HrxlUH4
>>738149656>260 dollary doosNo thanks
>>738160253>she hasn't shoved a hard drive in her ps2 to play anything on real hardware>she doesn't know how to set up pcsx2
>>738160253pcsx2.netvimm.net/vault/8413
>>738160373>stealingno thanks. Your skin is brown
>>738160452Clover shut down 20 years ago
>>738160436dont forget the ps2 bios on the internet archive.
>>738160436You need to learn how to gatekeep, stupid faggot
>>738160878>gatekeep this PS2 game that already has a massive and shitty BR/SEA fanbaseNo.
>>738149656This but Imagine Party Babyz.
>>738149656I did it with a shitty power A controller that had stick drift
>Game punishes you for doing well >Basic enemies are ridiculously tanky forcing me to cheese the gank squads via hit n' run tactics and scavenge for rng health pickups>Never knew you could grovel >Only learned you could after beating the game and listening to the credits song>Only learned you can launch enemies with (down + triangle/up + triangle) in second playthrough after watching a YouTube video >Still somehow beat it without any of thatIt was a miserable experience what a poorly designed game. I guess fuck me for going in blind without and expecting the game to teach me its own mechanics without a guide, lol
>>738162045>Basic enemies are ridiculously tankyI love when people give away that they didn't upgrade their combo or land any guard breaks, niggas really out here completing the game with nothing but dashing tackle and mashing square and backflipSome people are just fundamentally incurious
>>738149656is there anything that can be done for how tanky enemies tend to be? It's a real strain on my old man wrists
>>738162217land guard breaksland counterhitslaunch into wallsduring mash prompts just circle your thumb around the four face buttons instead of trying to mash one button hard
>>738162192>I love when people give away that they didn't upgradeI did actually. At first I bought new moves instead of upgrading the existing ones b/c I was curious... that was the case until I came to the realization that the game was just going to spam gank squads at me nonstop. The difference was barely noticeable. The upgrades feel weak. The only thing that matters in this kusoge is spamming guard breaks anyways so I didn't miss out on much
>>738162992skill issue
>>738163082>Skill issueIf you didn't beat the entire game without any guides, without reading the manual, and without looking anything up online... you didn't beat the game.
>>738154886It's actually pretty good, and a lot of fun once you start to get a handle on the mechanics.
>>738154886better. just use the damn throws to not get filtered. and learn to manipulate enemy Ai.
>>738163657>I refused to read the thing the devs wrote to prepare people for the game>I also refused to experiment>It's not my fault that I played the game wrong!Yes it is, zoom-zoom.I love when people streaming God Hand say they don't need to read the manual, they'll "just figure it out."I know they're going to eat shit.
>>738149656I beat God Hand when it was new, I was there when that meme where he goes "HOLY SHIT I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING FIST OF THE NORTH STAR" or whatever was being posted regularly on /v/. The game is decent.
>>738164105Sure you were
>>738163960>people streaming God HandNever happens.
>>738149656I got filtered by the pyramid level with the waves of enemies and I haven't played since.
>>738163960>I love when people streaming God Hand say they don't need to read the manual, they'll "just figure it out."I know they're going to eat shit.Yeah, thx for pointing that out. The game is objectively poorly designed.A well designed CAG teaches you how to play it through gameplay, not by forcing you to read a PDF from 2006 or look up YouTube vids. God Hand fails at that miserably.
>>738164984"What? You want me to hold your hand too?" - Gene Godhand
>>738164649Buy drunken fall and spam it when you get swarmed. It's the easiest crowd control gets in the late game
>>738164984You're conflating well-designed with accessibilityAn accessible game puts a lot of focus into onboarding new playersGod Hand is not accessibleYou are retarded for going out of your way to not read the paper manual of a pre-360-era game. I know you kids hate reading but RTFM used to be the law of the land.
>>738165017>Completely missed the pointI'm arguing with a retard. Shame on me.
>>738165220I got your point, it was just stupid and wrong
Bro these enemies are so tanky bro ugh...
>>738165215>God Hand is not accessibleAnd that’s a flaw. The mechanics are poorly communicated.>RTFM used to be the law of the landRTFM was a crutch for game devs that were too lazy to teach their own systems i.e God Hand, lol. If you enjoy reading manuals and watching YouTube guides for games that's totally fine, but I find it diminishes the experience.
>>738166210Nah God Hand is a game you need to gut gud at scrub.
>>738166849See >>738164984
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