You are now responsible for Terraria's last update (for real),what do you do?
>>738153053malefemale
make the left and right edges of the map do something interesting, either wrapping or leading to adjacent worlds
>>738153053Add in an experimental 3d mode, converting everything to a 3d equivalent.
They put me in the game. My name is Josh
>>738153053Add a third Dimension
>>738153053NPCs will now rape the player.
>>738153053After beating Moonlord, raise the vertical limit of the world. Let people go to the moon, which is an insane megadungeon that regenerates every time you start a new session. It serves as an endless source of otherwise rare/finite materials and has chests that could spawn otherwise hard to find gear. Doesn't actually add much new content, except a set of moon rock decor.
>>738153053the only change is removing chippy's couch
>>738153053Witch Doctor sex
>>738153053helicopter mount
>>738153053add a foreground layer (like the background layer but in front of the terrain layer)
>>738153053Resprite all mobs and NPCs so that they're all sexy monster girls. Turn the game into a sidescrolling monmusu H-game like FoBS.
>>738153053The dryad breaks the 4th wall, gets her giant cock out and then little crying avatars of the mojang employees start begging for mercy whilst sucking her off. Then she gets in her apache helicopter and flies away.
>>738153053add a giant banner to shill terraria 2 and a blood oath that it's being worked on and not put off for another terraria update
dryad sex
>>738153515I would do this, but also add in a colosseum in the center of the arena that spawns buffed versions of all the bosses in the game, sometimes multiple at a time. So you can fight a boss rush for cosmetic prizes and cash and such.
>>738153053give an ai the code and ride off
>buff Duke Fishron's HP pool and defence>you can now manually select reforging prefixes, but better ones are more expensive>make sandstorms guaranteed with windy days>make Frost Legion actually worth doing>expand Marble Cave generation>Dryad sex scene once world is 100% pure>give Summoner armour higher defence values (around 1.5x their current stats)>improve minion AI so they can actually keep up with you in Hardmode>add Hallow alternative called "The Cyber">add exclusive spawns and items to Thunderstorms>change Underground Desert music to something more appropriate >add Desert boss (likely a gecko of some kind)>update colour contrast of 1.2 biome BGs *without* changing their structure>lower enemy spawn rate around sufficiently large Shimmer pools in the Underground or Cavern layers>expand the tile range on the border of the world for Ocean biomes, allowing for more Underground components (e.g. sea caves, reefs and islands)
>>738153053MORE BLOCKSMORE FURNITUREAnd revert the dumb changes.
>add hybrid damage types. some weapons have multiple damage types and benefit half from boosts to both, and benefit multiple times from "all damage" boosts(like ninja armor). for example, the rain cloud weapons become magic/summoning, whips become melee/summoning, enchanted boomerang becomes melee/magic, other boomerangs become melee/ranged, etc. and add/rework some armor that has hybrid styles like the old one army gear and forbidden+frost armor>revert reaver shark>revert the shit with not being able to shimmer beer into glass, fuck you>revert npc happiness, keep pylons if you want i dont really care either way they annoy me but i dont use them anyway, not like anyone forces you to not build teles instead and adding them to prehardmode was awesome>add some cool endless dungeon or boss rush mode to compete for highscores after moon lord is dead, doesnt have to be complex or much content just some nice endless mode to keep playing in a world you like>zoologist now sells certain rare drop items after you kill like 100 or 200 of the enemy that drops it, like demon scythe or rod of discord, or have some kind of pity drop system if that feels too forced>buff yoyos>kill the angler, throw him into the fires of hell to suffer forever for his impunity, now you just get his shit for fishing without needing to do his gay quests>travelling merchant can sell you a brochure, opening it lets you select a few items from his inventory, you give it back to him and next time he shows up(maybe even guaranteed next day after doing this) he'll have those items for sale, maybe marked up if you want it balancedhow is this bros
>>738154440>forest wood table>forest wood chair...yep. It's town making time...
>>738153053work on a sequel
>>738153053revert reaver shark and revert meteor ore to be destructible with explosives.i don't know what else i would do with a final update but those would be the two first things i would do.>reaver shark requires you to have fishing rod + bait and travel to either side of the entire world, and then the hellstone mining capabilities only matter if you can survive hell>meteors spawn only after diving into the evil biome to break some orbs/hearts, and then you have to traverse the world to find it, and only then can you start mining it while meteor heads harrass you from all directionsi don't give a shit if it makes the game less fun for the nerds that have already played the game a thousand times. i would like it to be fun for the layman (me) that wants to feel the satisfaction from working my way towards a single great item, that allows me feel POWERFUL, if even for a moment.OH YEAH, and revert the waterbolt so it has a *chance* to spawn in the dungeon surface. it didn't always spawn there, and that was supposed to be the balancing factor. anyone with a brain would understand this.game balancing (the kind after the game is out) is usually pretty important, but you should never put it above fun in the priority list. that shit should be reserved for assfaggots and esports.
>>738156029 (me)i forgot that the meteor change was that the meteors only fell down after defeating that world evil's boss, but whatever, same thing.
well they said if there's gonna be another update they'll have to add at least two bosses so probably that
Remove classes/class damage entirely, all it does is facilitate limiting yourself, the most fun part of the game is where you don't need to optimize and all weapons serve their specific strategic niche. Remove blanket "this item gives blanket DPS increase" and instead focus on accessories/armors giving very minor boons which add up over time. Maybe axe the armor system entirely just for accessories, because they facilitate more interesting game decision making?Make worlds bigger by, at minimum, like 10x. Intersperse a lot of natural teleporters (pylons?) around like that one seed so it's not always a matter of "build skybridge to win" and you're exploring different pockets of your world.You could cut like 75% of the items in this game (almost all of the aesthetic items, the crossover content, and a lot of needless "item at this tier for the sake of this item existing at this tier" stuff) without much consequence.Movement accessories are nerfed across the board and paced across the entire playthrough; you only have flight/rapid movement at the VERY end of the game.Introduce dozens more insane accessory-combining trees like the Fargo's Mod.Fishing just gives fish and nothing more and has a minigame associated with it.Temporary buffs are removed and are replaced with permanent minor buffs to your character.Remove shimmer and just have easy craft/decrafting.Inventory is infinite, removing all storage headaches.All biomes/ores are present in the world at all times.World wrapping.Prefabbed NPC housing/arenas are scattered across the world and you can simply empty resources into it to construct it; maybe bosses can only be fought in these arenas?The world continually opens up more and more as you progress, up until the very end of the game. Areas are made very spacious/dangerous to account for increased movement capabilities.Also NPC weight gain mechanics. Extreme ones. Haha. Just a suggestion.I'm probably describing a new game entirely.
actual sea biomemaybe not the abyss from calamity but something more developped at least
i wouldn't touch this outdated fossil unless you tell me it can support better physics interaction just let it go man
>>738153053Implement monster catching craftable objects so you can go and capture any enemy so they become your allies, captured enemies are unnafected by set bonuses and are exactly as strong the usual enemy is except they will follow you around, can draw aggro and take damage like a player and target nearby enemies for attacks, if their AI is simply bumping into stuff like bats/slimes they get a dash attack and become invulnerable while dashing.
>>738153053>RPG update>towns>bigger map>can't have bigger map? Make a cross map transport between worlds>romance>family>more npc
Anons typing out these huge autism posts that wouldn't make for a good update.>add snow biome boss (crossover shit doesn't count)>add desert biome boss>add more content to the ocean (maybe island off the coast that could feature a locked area until hard mode?)>full world gen customization not this half baked seed mixing bullshitwallah, a solid final content update. Featuring shit that will add to the progression people have gone through dozens of times.
Add negative torch luck back in, Red was right.
>>738153053sex update
>>738153053Extra large worlds.Early game mage weapons have faster projectiles, yes its not fair that ranger can shoot 9999999 arrows/musket balls but mage cant defend itself AND gets mana sickness for using its own attacks. That's retarded and is just kicking screaming fear of mage being good.Change the structure of early world progression to be more about earning each biome through combat or something similar. Maybe like the Jungle or snow biome has a small fortress that you have to conquer before being able to get to the ocean on the side or the world or for the normal mobs to spawn gating your progression. If you go past the fortress the biome summons something to eat you alive similar to the dungeon guardian. The fortress doesn't have to be stupid hard since its early game but its more something to do with near beginner gear besides beating EoC.Put structures in the world evil biomes on or just below the surface. They don't have to be homes or something dumb like that, but it's been like years and years since we've had crimson and the corrupt has been boring since the start, flesh out the biomes structurally.
>>738153053Cancel it. I'm genuinely sick of these "totally the last one final update for real this time" updates that don't add anything worthwhile and just fuck with mods. Either stop pretending you're done and actually make good updates with real content again or fuck off for real.
Bake in Calamity. Grab the popcorn and watch the seethe. Would genuinely be a good way to get people to move on from this shit game.
>>738153053nerf skeletron
>>738153053change armor to be percentage based damage reduction instead of flat damage reductioncompleting a fishing quest gives you another fishing quest (still resets every day)allow enemies to temporarily break blocksnew "turbo" world difficulties (normal/expert/master) that speeds up progression by a factor of 3 or 4 (some combination of multiple drops per enemy, more loot in chests, and cheaper crafting recipes)remove all collab stuff
I would restructure the progression. Make it into 3 or 4 larger tiers with a roughly constant power level within the tier. You have to do a few of the main bosses in the tier to progress but you can choose which ones. At the moment a lot of content is kinda pointless because you can assrush the boss and get way better gear. Change moonlord to only drop cosmetic/utility/meme items, not items that blow everything else out of the water.I would also get rid of pylons and the neighbour/friends system and make a limited number of teleporters available earlier.I would also get rid of torch luck (yes, missing a positive is the same as getting a negative, to me).Remove all crossover content and generally trim the fat a bit.
Focus entirely on rebalancing all items. As it currently stands most weapons serve absolutely no purpose because at nearly any given point of progression there's something which is extremely easy to obtain and objectively better than almost everything else you can get. Power should be reflected by difficulty or rarity. Terraprisma is a perfect example. Give every boss which enrages a powerful weapon if you summon them in the enraged state. It's okay to give the player something extremely powerful which will last a long time if they accomplish a feat worthy of such a reward. Spending ten minutes underground with a water candle and battle potion to farm keys to spawn easily killed mimics is disproportionately rewarding and destroys the feel of progression in a game that used to have borderline perfect player progression.TL;DR:Bring all weapons to a roughly standardized level of power for the point of progression you're expected to obtain them and adjust power based on how rare or difficult the item is to obtain. Adjust current methods of acquisition.
Reading most of these posts really just confirms to me that autistic people suck at game design
>>738159091let's see your terraria design manifesto then FAGGOT
>>738159091I bet you like shit like the calatranny mod.
They should make it so corruption no longer spreads and the V no longer happens. Cleaning the corruptions is the worst part of the game. I quit over it every time. The second worst part is collab stuff. It breaks the theme of Terraria, just delete it. Next I would add a dedicated Throwing class. There's no point using throwing weapons because there's no class for them. It would also help to split Melee and True Melee classes. They should also split the Summoner class that has many small minions, with a Conjurer class that has 1 big minion like the Stardust dragon. Lastly they should remove the seeds. They add too much to 100% the game.
>>738159682>The second worst part is collab stuff. It breaks the theme of Terraria, just delete it.Explain how.
>>738153241
>>738159789It's not part of the setting so it shouldn't be part of the game.
>>738159854You're not explaining how it clashes though. What about the Old One's Army event doesn't feel like Terraria? What about the Deerclops doesn't feel like Terraria? What about the yo-yos doesn't feel like Terraria?
>badminton mini-game and associated items added>lots of new furniture and blocks>new boss: it's Golem but he wears a tophat based on some streamer
why is terraria so shitthey did nothing with itits basically a boss rush
>>738159965It doesn't feel like Terraria because it's not part of Terraria. If you go on the Wiki you can see which game it came from, and it's not Terraria.
>>738160614the base character sprites arent from terraria because they were ripped off from final fantasy
>>738160264>>new boss: it's Golem but he wears a tophat based on some streamerthis is an excellent idea because it sets up for an easy follow-up update, in which they remove the boss again becuase the streamer said nigger
>>738160721That's why Redigit removed them. He should do the same with the other content from other Franchises.
>>738159091
>>738159682>I quit over entirely optional contentOh you're a queer aren't ya
>>738153053BIOMES and MINIBIOMES
>>738153053Build an item database with recipes and give every item a quest markerno wikipedia anymoreno getting lost>BuT YoU HAve To FIND ThIngs OrgaNicallYyou can organically suck my cock for wasting my time
>>738164849>getting lostUh oh zoom zoom.
>>738165557>i know every item, recipe and how to get said item by heart and know its position on the map at all timesI wonder how this game got popular in the first place
>>738165668>fallacyI'm not sure what you thought you were accomplishing with this.
>>738153053Dating mechanics
>>738153053I add in other dimensions with a boss in each one
>>738166330this but turn them into futas
>>738153053idk
party girl's feet
>>738153053>add thorium, soul mod and calamity>cut players inventory and all chest space in half>remove autosort and autostack>make it so the game deletes system32 if it detects you're using a storage mod
>>738153053make the zoologist white
>>738172674Where I come from people like you are beaten to death with a stick you heathen
>>738153241Fippy bippyThe rest of the thread you can Skippy.
