>haha look it's your friend, Bubble Billy! But watch out, Bubble Billy is actually a 1000 year old demon created by the ancients hellbent on destroying the world and raping everyone!
>>738156889>spongebob_rollercoaster.webp
Don't worry, Bubble Billy will just wind up a bonus boss and then go back to his cute form that's friends with Kirby and highly merchandisable.
kirby is le heckin most powerful entity ever!!!!!
>>738156889>Kirby lore>What if the little cute character was actually really powerful and serious and tough>fat guy walks in, "erm actually, kirbo is a god like figure that could totally destroy your favorite video game character in hand to hand combat" (snort)>Wow, kirby is so fucking cool, he's like powerful and tough and masculine, but he looks weak, it's so ironic and hilarious ha ha I get the joke nowLol.
>>738156889wat dat mouf do
>kiddy game>literally the most advanced drum programming in any tracker soundtrack
>>738156889Don’t care about your Reddit thread but Kirby and he’s cute and I love him>hurr durr Kirby is le eldritch tier power scaler-Kill yourself
This game's existence is beyond baffling. Nobody even cared about the first one outside of “that game you rented for a weekend” or “your cousin happened to have it and you messed around for a few hours”
I find it funny that the eldritch lore for Forgotten Land is "Frieza and Cooler arrived on Earth but were defeated and enslaved."
>>738156889Isn't the Kirfuck the "good" half of a literal destruction god?
>>738157198>"Fear humanity or get ripped apart and put on display."
>this ages 3+ media property actually has a G - general audiences level villian! Incredible, I wouldn't have known this otherwise, thank you gapejawed youtube thumbnail man.
>Rat>called The Roach???
>>738157485He's named after Roach from Witcher, stupid
>>738157091>"erm actually, kirbo is a god like figure that could totally destroy your favorite video game character in hand to hand combat" (snort)you'll call him an anti-kirbite but you won't call him a liar
why is Star Allies so fucked up on Yuzu?
>>738157178The only reason why I even have the original game is because my brother's friend traded it to me for my old DS. I don't know much about the sequel, but the original is absolutely just a game that may as well be about nothing. It's not really the kind of game that you can have fun with just by yourself, or really has much replay value for that matter. It's just a very boring party game that's fun for maybe 20 minutes before it just starts to get old really quick.
>kirby _ore
>>738158064>kirby whore
>>738156889SOVL
You got a problem with that, OP?
>>738157178https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQiC2b1YmJI
>>738156889>>haha look it's your friend, Bubble Billy! But watch out, Bubble Billy is actually a depressed mid-20's loser who suffers from gender dysphoriaCongrats, you know now how to write a Toby Fox character
>>738156889kirby was better writing wise when they didn't bother to over explain everything and kill the magic of coming up with your own ideas, kumazaki wrote himself into a corner and made everything into nonsense multiverse copouts and poorly translated splash text that doesn't actually say anything
>>738156889>HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOO.png
>>738157091It's not a joke
>Aw look at that cute caterpillar! So colorful and fluffy>Actually has poison that will melt your fucking skin off if you touch it.I don't understand why people think that cute things can't kill you in horrible ways.
>>738161096Why is no one scared how Kirby can kill you in horrifying ways? He opens his mouth and you die! You either get down-b'd or explode out as a star, used as ammo. Kirby kills!
>>738157634kek
>>738157335He's the physical manifestation of the positive emotions that overwhelmed the being from which all creation stems from.
actually kirby is shaped like a friend because he is (You)r friend and it is that friendship that makes him so powerful. after all he would never go on any adventures if you never powered on your official nintendo game console to spend time with your good friend kirby!!
oh Kirby is a big fat fucking fuckerdisgusting obesety augh i hate him
>>738161787
>>738157091Kirby follows the exact same logic as characters like Sonic and Sparksters, the winning combination of cute+cool. You could say thats why Pokemon succeeded also. It's also why "pissed off kirby" box art changes honestly fit better with the games content.
>>738161787t. Kracko
Official Premium Bandai Suikomi Star Kirby Inhale Sleep Pillow Plush Nintendo
>>738162047This is vore.
>>738156889>some lazy jap draws a soft, small, pink, round thing with cute face>Japs eat it up because so kawaii must consooom>makes gazillion japanese shekels>guess this is now our country's third gay mascot after hello kitty and Pikachu>shit out a bunch of games with kirby doing various things, making it canonically a Mary Sue that can do anything
>kirby gets what he deserveshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxxQ9chKd_Q>>738162047someone probably drew the pillow eating somebody
>>738160502>Popstar was promised to King DDD 3000 years ago
>>738160637also add him trying to mix shimouras lore and sakurais lore despite the fact they contradict each other hell the solar system is completely different depending whos behind the game super star solar system having 9 planets while 64s having 6 (not counting dark star) (im not even gonna bring up star allies)and the whole scale shitas kirby is meant to be 8 inches but many games depict him as around 2 feet especially in forgotten land(hes scaled up in smash bros for gameplay purposes and its a different series that doesnt count) im just saying he needs to stick to one base
>>738161230How does Meta Knigga and keeby/the weird faced kirby from DL3 fit into that? Old lore/anime seemed to imply they were just an elusive race of powerful space warriors.
>>738157164He is a cross between a slapstick anime character like doraemon and shonen characters like goku and luffy. He essentially is a combination of epic and cute that defines a lot of Nintendo games.
>>738157703Why are you playing star allies? It’s one of the worst main installments in the series.
>>738162078what would it feel like
>>738160637But enough about god of war.
>>738156963>>>/x/itterback you go
>>738156889>>738156963>No joy no whimsyHonestly. If you can't see the appeal or humor of a cute and silly guy beating down eldritch monsters that heavily constrast with the rest of the game, there's no helping you, you'd probably Kirby to just be pink Mario and have Dedede be the villain in every gameHell, you boring ass fuckers would probably have removed Giygas from Earthbound too
>>738156889That happens 3 time max across over 30 years worth of games>>738161191Kirby eating his enemies canonically doesn't kill them, they just reappear after he swallows them.
kirby onahole when
>>738163493Partially true. Kirby USUALLY doesn't kill canonically, unless they're a final boss, who most of the time are fucking dead.
>>738163493This is fiction, the games always show his food gone or burst into stars. Kirby of murder.
>>738163648>Kirby eating his enemiesHow many final bosses has Kirby eaten
>>738162731playing co-op with my kid, we beat Dreamland Deluxe and Forgotten Land already. never played much Kirb before on my own
>>738156889I'm sick and that image made me chuckle. Thanks op
>>738163925Kirby doesn't "eat" his enemies, not really. Kirby's stomach is a pocket universe that he uses to take their abilities and spits them out elsewhereThe bosses are the only ones who truly "die" and even that is debatable for some of them, since its unclear how much conventional death even applies to them
>>738165060So do they poof when Chef Kawasaki slurps them up like soup too? kek
What if Kirby but he has no friends instead and becomes evil
>>738165060revisionist cope
>>738164247I hope your kid enjoys it. You can play superstar and Dreamland 3 2 player as well.
Kirby sucks
>>738166036thanks anon good to know, i hadn't looked into which others have co-op yet since we are getting through the Switch stuff first
>>738166224
>>738166224fuck you faggot, no he d-oh..sorry anon...
>>738157634>>738157091My favourite games and series are all Chinese Xianxia shitI'm objectively immune to powerscaling because they just rape every other series like the great equalizer
>>738166224well yeah how do you think he gets his powers, silly anon?
>>738164247don't be a cheap dad and buy your kid the nintendo tablet.
Kirby
>"You better of scored some good Fent, anon."
>>738165569Nahh, that guy is a fucking freak. He wore Marx's cousins face like a mask once and got 4 life sentences without chance of parole.The art chick also showed up a few times in the Epstein files.Metaknight and DDD are surprisingly in the clear, great dudes. I think DDD even volunteers at the church delivering food to seniors that can't drive in on Wed
>>738169456remind me when the next real Kirby comes out, only then will i have absolutely no choice but to buy one
>>738169050Where did Dedede get the same powers? Where does it all go?
>>738169714>Where did Dedede get the same powers? He trained to do that.>Where does it all go?He has to vomit things weekly for a reason.
>>738169714isn't it mentioned somewhere (fuck if i remember where though) that dedede's succ is him just trying to copy kirby? (in the literal mimicry sense, not some copy ability thing)
>>738169773It was from smash melee and it was him trying to mimic Kirby's flying capabilities
>>738169714He trained to copy Kirby's flight after losing to him in the original game.
>>738170546but why
>>738157091>kirby is a god even though he dies from a waddle dee walking into him
>>738169526I realize something while lookin at this. I only have shitty sandals.
>>738156889The real Kirby lore:https://youtu.be/M5jdS68J2mc
What is the most important Kirby game?
>>738174805dreamland 1
>>738169632What a weird looking frog...
>>738170546>>738170830https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRvRaGRHSuo
Future Humanity made dimention warping tech using dreams or some shit, eventually ascend to that state and seem to be able to manipulate the universe's matter but no longer have physical forms.Children with greater imaginations take over, enslave the adult minds and become the various beings of "Dream Land", basically being embodiments of things they like (Some lose human form, but some like Adeline maintain theirs but have Godlike ability of their passion). Turn adults into Waddle-Dees which is why there are so many of them and they are a slave race.
>>738156889Idk why but this image is making me laugh way too hard
>>738169630Do they really have to brand children's underwear with "yummy"
>>738172303>lore made for ants
Neo/v/>Holy blacked-redditmoly, Kirby is a heckin ELDRICH HORROR! Reality>Kirby is hurt by Apples falling on his head
>reddit: kirby is le heckin stronger than god!>kirby: oh fuck that penguin with a mallet is gonna kill me
>>738176532>someone drew this with Samus unironically
>>738169714He’s always had it since the first game
>>738182979kirbysuit samus
>>738176532americans so consumed by greed and gluttony all their fetishes revolve around obesity, vore, farts, anal (eating poop)
>>738184090
>>738156889LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>738156889I have this but my cats never use it
>>738180459None of this is real btw
>>738156889Kirby is usually good about making the darker parts look darker than a tree with a silly face or whatever. They don't just dump a Resident Evil asset into the game, but a monster crying blood or a dark God stands out from the rest.
>>738165828Thats just majin buu
>>738192678It's retarded because it's clearly just an easter-egg, but losers take it as being some dark continuity
>>738172381>>738180610>>738181301did Kirbensteinberg have intercourse your sisters or mothers?
>>738162984>le ebin subversion of cute aesthetics ROLFMAOdisingenuous and soulless
>>738192904A lot of it is unimportant background detail, yeah. 5 minutes in, you already have the impression that this is a game about a funny pink guy fighting a bunch of monsters. It is. Lore about who those monsters are and why the pink guy is fighting them doesn't change that.
>>738193167>kids media isn't allowed to have anything spooky
>>738165060Aldo how many of the good endings were the villain is comoletelly defeated are the canon ones.
>>738165060THIS IS PATHETIC KEK
>>738193907>nonono you see the enemies are fine they didn't die!
>>738156889for me it's the evil furry critter from forgotten land
kirby as a series peaked with The Amazing Mirror, its all been downhill from theresad, but true
>>738181301I didnt know kirbys asshole was that flexible
>>738165060Yeah but what about the several more enemies you "defeat" by attacking them with sharp weapons and energy blasts?
>>738156889
>>738162984Dunno why you brought up Giygas, dude's in his own league. People like to talk about the "eldritch horrors" in Kirby and then ignore a fact like Zero Two having a giant fucking band-aid on his head. Most of the antagonists new old don't even come close to being creepy anyway. Dark Nebula is a star, Dark Crafter is a rainbow fart, Marx is legit just some GUY, the list goes on dude.
>>738157606...The horse?
>>738195331They were sent to a farm where they live happily.
I liked Kirby more when he was just fighting the cool fatass penguin that eats everything
>>738169526kirbussy
Due to the number of Eldritch horrors in Kirby lore vs Mario lore, I think Mario, despite being a middle aged portly plumber, actually has the more kid friendly games
>>738197543dedede is my crush
>>738197543So just the first game?
>>738193514Sure it can, but the incessant need by adults to want a 'gritty and dark' story underlying otherwise happy go-lucky aesthetics is boring.
>>738172381>balance achieved
>>738193167>>738203369Not everything is about the needs of adults anon. Sometimes it's fun to watch cute things be strong against creepy things
>>738195913That's besides the point. You bitch about the concept being in these games at all.
>>738193907>>738193982>>738195331>>738197329>HAHA You all sure are pathetic thinking these games are dark and have lore >Of course Kirby kills his enemies, it's so pathetic you think otherwiseWhat is it exactly you dipshits want?
>>738205942They just want to moan and cry. That's all 4chan wants to do these days. It's really not worth talking about videogames in any case, it's gotten so much worse in the past few years though Im sure it's always been bad
>>738160637>kirby was better writing wise when they didn't bother to over explain everything>meta knight is bad because>marx is bad because>evil nigger eye x3 and also white eyenot really
>>738205820No actually, I bitch about people overplaying these concepts. Especially for fucking Kirby of all things. You give an inch with something like Void Termina and suddenly Kirby's ALWAYS been about him fighting super evil dark creatures from the depths of hell when they're in reality just another wacky asshole alien/native wanting to fuck up his planet just cause.
>>738162984Giygas is different though. The entire game you encounter reanimated corpses, someone you know actually gets killed, there's a fucking cult, kids get kidnapped, and before even going to fight him they drill into your brain. It's not a random thing thrown in at the last minute.
>>738206402Kirby beating cosmic horror has been a staple of the franchise since the second fucking game. It's not overplayed when its a core part of the series' identity. Void Terminia is just a slightly more important one and even then it doesn't dwell on it, because Kirby himself never dwells on it, that's the point
>>738169714Hardwork and Guts
>>738206519Stop your disingenuous ass up. You damn well if you bring that up with a thread with a Spongebob rollarcoaster as the filename you'll be flooded with dismissive (You)s, because games with lighter tones can't have anything dark in them or else its treated as tryhard and "cringe"
Kirby is a cute puffball, and sometimes he fights his jackass Penguin politician friend and sometimes he fights the Demiurge in outer space, don't read to much into it. He's like a Showa Hero.
>>738204543>a sword the can only be wielded a hero of good rejects kirby>a demon sword that specifically looks for hosts to help him devour all life accepts him
>>738205762That's adults doing that.
>>738157198qrd?
>>738206950A super strong alien comes to a relatively underdeveloped civilization, the people there capture him and use him as a living battery source.
>>738207262how could they do that if he's super strong and they're weak
>>738204543You know the only reason they had to do that was so Disney wasn't on their ass, right?
>somehow kirby avoided the weird fandoms yoshi and sonic has>got the lore fandoms insteadhaha
>>738187765UwU!
Is meta knight just a black kirby
>>738208763nohe's blue
>>738205942I wanna get vored by Kirby and I just wanna know how that's gonna turn out for me
>>738209069you warp out of existence and feel nothing, like someone didn't properly seal the diving bell doors
>>738206610i feel nightmare would be a better point if the part that actually makes him "cosmic" actually mattered and not just an excuse to say "hey guys look the place called DREAM LAND has a bad guy named NIGHTMARE!!!" they didn't even care enough to convey that in super kirby clash in any aspect and instead made parallel nightmare a bad guy that wants to take over and not much else. which is kinda crazy considering he's a modern take and all that
>>738209069Your stomach flips as the world begins to spin, an unimaginably strong wind ripping you off your feet. You tumble, helpless, towards a warm, blackish-red void. It's dark for a moment— but only a moment. Like a stone dropped into water, you fall into a beautiful, shimming field of blue and white, stars glimmering all around you, visible through the strange bubble you suddenly find yourself in. It's breathtaking, though you quickly realize that's because you're can't breathe; rather, you don't need to. You haven't. It's a sort of concious, quiet stasis.Minutes go by. You begin to wonder how long this will last, and find that there's no real sense of urgency to leave. You realize that you can't really see yourself, but it's okay. It's not "warm" here, per se, but it's comfortable. Quiet. Relaxing.Suddenly, the endless expansive of space slams in on you. You feel like you're being hugged, but deeper than should be possible. It's compressing you, not crushing you. There's no pain. You blink.Your eyes open to a field. You're back in the physical world. You can see your arms and legs, feel the warm spring breeze....And you have no idea where the fuck you woke up, so have fun figuring out how to get back to your house.
>>738211210this is hornyposting
Mini, square, fatMini, mini, square, fat
>>738211210yeah I agree that was way needlessly exciting to readnice, though
>>738157374Kirby actually has some fucked up shit happen>Zorah gets pulled apart by ants and turned into a planet buster>entire city wiped out by a fragment of a eldergod>souls ripped from the body>cult sacrifices itself to awaken a dark god after it's leader brought the mages back from fucked up deaths>magolor gets sent to hell to face his sin>one of the greatest heroes of the universe becomes corrupted and has to be sealed for literally thousands of years or he'd go and destroy planets, the only way he gets peace is from the manifestation of deathpeople say metroid is dark.
>>738214000Some people were so convinced about the wrong interpretation of the Kirby face there that I started to wonder if the obvious meaning was wrong. Void Termina is basically a newborn and is destructive on instinct. He sees Kirby like right after being born, and Kirby is so insanely strong, he wants to model himself after the strongest thing he's ever seen.
>>738217947you literally unlock classic Kirby after beating him, not to mention all the flavor text and the music becoming green greens, it's pretty damned clear what they were going for.
>>738207406Wasn't Disney all for Sora in Smash and Nomura's just a no-fun turbo-autist?
>>738219262Sakurai confirmed that in the trailer for Sora, Mario wasn't allowed to hold the Keyblade at all hence why it was all fiery because of Disney, there was even a point where they were going to cut out the micky keychain from the keyblade due to that very reason.
>>738156889He sug
>>738219262>Wasn't Disney all for Sora in Smash and Nomura's just a no-fun turbo-autist?It's not that Nomura is no-fun-allowed, he just spent a lot of time deliberating over whether or not it should be canon.https://www.khinsider.com/news/Gameinformer-Interviews-Tetsuya-Nomura-about-Kingdom-Hearts-4-and-Missing-Link-19452>Most of the feedback when Sora was [announced] for Smash Bros. Ultimate was, ‘I can’t believe Disney okayed for him to be in this game.’ Behind the scenes, I was actually the one being very picky about his appearance in Smash Bros. Disney was the one that was like, ‘Go ahead! This is a great opportunity.’ I thought it would be tough to pull off because it might clash with the established lore in Kingdom Hearts and the Disney worlds, so it was an opportunity I had to consider very carefully.
>>738220390I bet Nomura's losing sleep over this every night
>>738219514he's suffering from sugma
>>738220390and people think sakurai is autistic.
>>738220524It's pretty widely speculated that game is the entire reason WHY Disney lets Nomura have the final say on KH shit to begin with, because of how completely shit it was.
>>738220524I love how he, Disney and Square Enix lost all his cultural relevance in the last decade since the baloot so now he might be kicked out and nobody would care.
>>738222158I'd argue he was barely relevant past 2010
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>>738156889OH SHIT NIGGA, IS THAT THE KIRBY HAT?FUCK I WANTED ONE SO BAD!
>>738160502>Kirby stop! The Halberd is flying Meta Knight's flag!
>>738222342I think that one is the pet bed.
>>738156889how was marx was moving in kirby superstar
>>738222334https://youtu.be/4gY1AHjq1y8
>>738157178>>738160502that's a demake right?did they keep the music the same?
>>738226223haven't played it but i'm pretty sure it's one of those sequels that also has most of the stuff from the first game on top the new stuff
>>738226223Yeah all the original songs are in air riders plus some new ones, there's also a couple of songs taken from some other Kirby games (some got remixed while others were just straight up ripped from things, like star allies) and even a couple of smash songs (like 2)
>>738226286>>738226321okay good to hear the jewish klezmer wasn't censored
>>738207378They're not weak, they were the progenitors of the ancients who are the big ancient civilization that modern kirby (RTDL onwards) lore revolves around. Flipping that guy's comparison on its head, it's more like if Z Frieza invaded the earth in Dragon Ball Online or Xenoverse 3.
>>738156889Squeak Squad was a nice, short little game for DS
>>738226608The lack of any elaboration on the ancients is my bone with kirpy lore
>>738226608the funniest part about it is, it wasn't even intentional that elifis went there in the first place.
He lives in Dreamland and fights against nightmarish enemies. What's there not to get?
>>738226792I think it was too short for it's own good given that it is a glorified amazing mirror asset flip.
Would you sleep inside Kirby?
>>738195469my first thought as well
>>738206764What the FUCK are you on about, you disingenuous cuckold? Actually, don't respond, you're too boring for me to care.
>>738206610>DUDE LOOK LE WIZARD GUY STUCK IN A FOUNTAIN GIVES YOU NIGHTMARES HOW HORRIFICBe serious.
>>738227974Sure why notI mean it wouldn't be sexual if I'm not into it
>>738229952That's not the second game dumbass
>>738230835Thanks for proving right here you don't know what you're talking about.
