>Rey but male
>>738161437These games fucking sucked
>garbage bait op>garbage bait first postThere are better ways to spend your time.
>>738161437Not in the least. Starkiller faces challenges appropriate to his power level. He jobs to Vader and Palpy. There's lots to criticize about Force Unleashed but Starkiller isn't remotely a marysue.
>the ps2 version is so much better!how true is this statement?
>>738161543He beats both vader and palpatine back to back
>>738161543No he doesn't, he's absurdly OP because he's the player character and it's fun. Rey is ugly, unappealing and lame, so her being OP is gay and bad.
First off, not true. Second off, a male equivalent Mary Sue has almost never existed because men like stories involving challenge. If an equivalent were to exist, it would likely be less annoying anyways since the overpowered characteristics of a Mary Sue better suit men than they do women. This was obvious to anyone until we went with the "Women are equal to men" larp that everyone secretly knows is bullshit.
>>738161721>>738161660He's probably no stronger than Mace Windu was. He doesn't actually kill Vader and Sidious in the first game and jobs in the end.
>>738161547The PSP version is amazing too.
>>738161820mace windu couldn't even beat dooku lol
>>738161543Not only that but he actually succumbs to his overpowered nature in the end. He's a far more broken man despite his powers. Rey was just a Goody Two Shoes the whole time alongside the high power level.
>>738161437That's not Kyle Katarn.
>if I post it often enough it will become true!kys OP
>>738161660After jobbing to Vader earlier. And then he loses in a cutscene.
>>738161437True. Which is why I was never really that much into them.
>>738161941Yeah but he did beat Palpatine before Anakin stepped in>>738161437>>738161660He was trained by Vader. Makes sense
>>738161941Jedi Master Dooku could have beaten Mace Windu but Mace Windu would have stomped all over Darth Tyranus because Vaapad is massively empowered against Dark Side users.
ashoka is starkiller done well
>>738162221They're nothing alike outside of having ties to Anakin.
>>738162168>Yeah but he did beat Palpatine before Anakin stepped inpalpatine threw that fight, do you have no media litteracy?
>>738162215they fought in the clone wars and mace couldn't do shit
Rey is shit because she's annoying as fuck and horribly acted. It actually has nothing to do with "Mary Sue" shit.
>>738161437I thought the first game was decent dumb fun but I never praised it for its story. I praised it for the over-the-top spectacle and goofy power fantasy of playing a character that can drag massive space ships down from the sky.That said, even in the Mary Sue department Starkiller fucking dies in the end, so I guess it balances out compared to Rey
>>738161437Well, for starters, a video game protagonist is completely different to a movie protagonistWhen we play a game we think of the character as an extension of us, which to an extent is true as its our way to interact with the world.This means wish fullfillment and MC wank in videogame works very wellIn movies it's different, we need to feel something for the protagonist, which can't happen if said protagonist is just wanked by the story Now, this aside, Rey is much more annoying than Starkiller, in general, even if they were both to be movie characters.
>>738162221Go to bed Dave>>738162282And using reverse lightsaber grips. They shared the same animations in Lego Star Wars 3.
>>738161660wrong, he has to suicide just to come to a standstill against Sheev and in the bad ending he gets his ass beat outright.
>>738162481If you're talking about the encounter on geonosis, they didn't even have a proper fight. It was more like Tyranus talked and Mace Windu fought droids and Jango.
>>738162825He has already beaten sheev before the cuck jedi makes him turn his back on him which leads to the lightning
>>738161437I clapped.
>>738162282Also they both do the reverse grip and start using two swords later on.Another thing they have in common is they both should fuck shaak ti
>>738161437>Still haven't seen the sequel trilogyIt's amazing how easy it was.
>>738162903IS THAT GLUP SHITTO???
>>738162397Palpatine lost bud
>>738163032its actually snerd fanble, grees kermo and devon izara in the baclground
>>738162903>>738162823If Darth Plagueis have turn Ahsoka into his acolyte.
>>738161721>uglyRey is beautiful, what the fuck
>OP but heterosexual and admired by his peers
>>738161547Has more bosses, more levels, etc.
>>738161437starkiller got 16 - 17 years of training under darth vader and still gets his ass beat multiple times that alone makes him completely different from rey, who got no training and succeeded at everything first try
>>738161437Also>But good
>>738161437also wasn't canon dumbass
>>738161437>Rey but cool
>>738162397>media literacyWhat's it like being trans?
Rey's problem isn't that she's strong, it's that she's fucking BORING. Starkiller is bad from a lore perspective (you can just genetically engineer people this powerful??) but his story and character and acting are infinitely more gripping. As long as you don't think about the retarded OT fanfic DLC
>>738166274the 'canonical' tfu story was always the novelization, which is much more tamethe dlc is based on the dark side ending and is pure power fantasy even compared to the base game, it was never meant to be taken seriously unless you think starkiller fighting obi wan's ghost and killing it by throwing him into the millennium falcon's thrusters was supposed to be
>>738162397Or, and this might shock you, the Jedi and Sith aren't based on DBZ power scaling where it is just blatantly, "I have bigger number, therefore I win unless you power up and get bigger number." Individuals have strengths and weaknesses.
>>738161437best soulcalibur character
>>738161437>fun what if side story with a flawed character vs Canon mary sue
>>738166757yeah, you can tell the dbz fags from the people who actually understand how shit works when powerlevelfags get confused how anakin beats dooku but loses to obi wan in rots, when dooku beat obi wan in aotc and rots
>>738166274Nah Rey happened after movie making collapsed. They basically just lost all passion for artistic pursuits, and started shoving all their gay and trans shit into everything and tricking us into viewing their shit ass slop. What a fucking joke the screen has become. Thats like actually completely putrid, worthless, completely worthless garbage all of it from start to finish, completely and totally worthless what a fucking embarrassment. But the cult basically, they said that they need more money for earths continued existence and finding ways to mention sexual topics to innocent people was a good way to increase the money they earn over their life time. At least we can still watch the originals and play the original games and, it’s still in there these products still got a fucking lot of aids, but the walls were breached in like 2000s and it just got way worse
>>738162221No, CW Ahsoka is rey with flaws, limits and personality
>>738166757>the Jedi and Sith aren't based on DBZ power scaling where it is just blatantly, "I have bigger number, therefore I win unless you power up and get bigger number."Yes it is, for the most part, if you end up in a 1v1. What makes star wars fights more dynamic is taking place in a scifi war setting where there's frequently a lot of environmental threats, giant weapons, loads of dudes fighting, and usually some kind of secondary goal or consideration that at least one party has to take into account. But if it's just two force users fighting? Whoever has the bigger dick is winning 99 times out of 100.
>>738161437Men can't be Mary Sues because a man being competent, strong, and mission oriented just makes sense and is good male character writing. All those things are opposite women though.
>>738166947>how anakin beats dooku but loses to obi wan in rots, Because Lucas is a fucking hack. A good writer would have had Anakin beating the piss out of him with overwhelming power and equivalent technique, and Obi Wan only clutching out a win by being clever and underhanded.
>>738167062Not really. If it was like that then every Jedi vs Sith battle would be a forcedick measuring contest where they stare at each other really hard until one crushes the other with their force power. Instead it's a combination of force ability and physical prowess in combat amplified by that force knowledge and ability.This is why Obi Wan was able to beat Anakin despite Anakin's power level being absurdly higher. Obi Wan won a stylistic matchup in dueling and experience while Anakin thought that just having more and more UNLIMITED POWA was the answer to defeating anyone. It's also why Mace Windu was able to overcome Sidious for similar reasons. While Yoda made the mistake of trying to do a straight hands force contest, Windu used his bullshit Vaapaad nonsense to channel back Sidious' power at him.
>>738166947>how anakin beats dooku but loses to obi wan in rots, when dooku beat obi wan in aotc and rotsthis has always been retardedDooku beats obi wan just with the force in rotsUnless you wanna tell me that dooku's mastery of the force is stronger than the chosen one, anakin should've easely been able to do the same
>>738167159obi wan kept up with anakin because he trained him from start to finish, he knew all of his moves, dark side boost or nohis win was also calculated and deserved, he knew that the move anakin was going for was the same one he pulled on maul, and obviously he would mediate on how to prevent such an attack on himself after the fact anakin got high of the supply and thought he could simply overpower one of the best jedi in the order, simply because he believed himself to be invincible with his new power, disregarding who it was he was fighting against and was permanently crippled for it
>>738161437Starkiller is Kyle Katarn but edgy. Rey is the parody of Starkiller.
>>738167278>If it was like that then every Jedi vs Sith battle would be a forcedick measuring contest where they stare at each other really hard until one crushes the other with their force power. The only reason it isn't always like that is because actively using the force like that is draining and takes concentration while the other guy can just run up and stab you. Unless the gap is so big that the stronger oponent can completely overwhelm his opponent with the force, such as when Palpatine fought Sidious and Dooku. >This is why Obi Wan was able to beat Anakin despite Anakin's power level being absurdly higherThey had exactly the same power. The fight directly demonstrates that with the force push contest. Obi Wan won because Anakin was mediocre and retarded.>It's also why Mace Windu was able to overcome Sidious for similar reasons. Palps threw so that Anakin would have to step in. He was pretending to be injured, and then when Mace is dead he stands up and walks around like nothing happened.>Windu used his bullshit Vaapaad nonsense Not canon
>>738167385Dooku's mastery of the force is better than Anakin's. Anakin had retard strength, that's it. His force aptitude was limited to force push and physical enhancement basically. He looked at the force as just a way to swing his lightsaber faster and harder.It wasn't until he got all his limbs chopped off and was slowed initially by big metal shit and a life support system that he began incorporating more complicated force techniques into his repertoire. Choke, crush, object manipulation like tossing shit all around a room. He used these as compensatory tools until he got used to his robo limbs, then kept them as part of his style after learning their usefulness.Although to the main point, Anakin basically did overcome Dooku with force power. The novelization of the ROTS movie (which is canon) details how Anakin's force power was basically withering Dooku through the fight and every blow was aging him by ten years. Anakin's natural force presence/emanation basically creates a force bubble around him making it hard for anyone to even move, while he enhances his own movements while they struggle to fight back.
>>738167752You don't know what you're talking about. The reason they don't play out like that is because it'd be boring and we want to see laser sword fights. Anakin and Obi Wan did not have the same power, you are a complete retard if you think that's the case. Anakin had the god level midichlorian count, however application is everything. Palpatine also did not intentionally lose to Windu either, and the only reason he didn't die was Anakin saving him. Vapaad is also canon. Shove your hands in a lawnmower so that you never type something as stupid as the post you just submitted ever again.
>>738167407The movie directly shows that Anakin was no more powerful than obi wan just moments earlier. Which is actually how Obi Wan won, Anakin was just stupid and wildly overrating himself. If Anakin was actually much stronger, it wouldn't matter if Obi Wan knows the moves, because he wouldn't be able to keep up in terms of speed or endurance. He'd get gassed just from blocking, and have to find some way to cheat out a win, which is what a good writer would have done.
>>738167752Fuck me>When palpatine fought sidious and dookuMust have had a strokeWhen palpatine fought maul and savage>>738167886>Anakin and Obi Wan did not have the same power,They did. They literally had a head to head force push contest and it was a tie. May as well have been a DBZ beam clash.>Vapaad is also canon. No.
>>738168032>They did. They literally had a head to head force push contest and it was a tieSure and currently the world's strongest man Brian Shaw is trying his hand at armwrestling and getting btfo by overall weaker but more experienced guys on the table. Anakin has giant force muscles but not the ability to apply them competently. This is literally his entire character, massive potential that he squanders being a retard.>No.Yes.Lawnmower.
>>738161496>posted 84 seconds after OPP-tuh, didn't even let fp be bp. What a faggot. I'd spit on you again but my mouth is dry
>>738162215His fighting style didn't change by falling to the dark side.
>>738168124Pushing isn't arm wrestling and "poetential" isn't power. Even if Anakin could have (and indeed, would) become stronger in the future, at that time, he was only tied with obi wan, and was a retard for stubbornly insisting he was stronger than he actually was, and got crippled for it.>LawnmowerTranny
im convinced that Sam Witwer can do no wrong at this point, he's just a cool guy and seems to genuinely enjoy Star Wars
>>738168743he made a questionable comment recently on how 'star wars is like campfire stories, some details get changed or lost in translation'i think he was referencing what lucas said about how his movies were stories being told by c3p0 and r2 years and years later, but worded it poorly
>>738168743He probably had an aneurism when he read the script of his new show and saw it was mostly about faggot children being annoying
>>738168859He's saying that in long form fiction, good storytelling is more important than strict adherence to canonical setting details. In other words, "I don't care about the disney plus live action shows and if you cry foul over some contradiction the Maul series has with one of them, feel free to suck a fart out of my ass"
>>738168398It has nothing to do with Tyranus' fighting style. It has everything to do with how Dindu's Vapaad works. It operates like a buff that scales off of how strong the DS user/Sith he's up against is. I always thought that the concept of that particular lightsaber form was cool, even if it didn't really get much attention in the prequels. I feel like it would have been something that the Order trained a specialized strike force in that solely existed to battle any Dark Side users that cropped up, not something a sitting Master would utilize.
>>738169136hopefully, and iirc he also brought up the question why ahsoka's lightsabers in tcw s7 were blue instead of green as an example if it's just minor details like that it's a complete nothingburger, it's more of an issue when it involves events and characters
>>738164454Fun fact: Talon was almost in the sequel trilogy. She was even going to be the reason why Kylo turned to the dark side. They story boarded out an entire scene where he gets literally seduced to the dark side by her.
>>738169427god bless george and his love for sexy ayy women
>>738169427Would have been better than what actually happened.>Snoke was telepathically whispering dank memes into his ear in his sleep and that's why he turned crazy and evil.
>>738161547Very true. The amount of content in the PS2/PSP/Wii/Switch version is almost double and the gameplay is a carefree hack and slash unlike the 360/PS3/PC versions which are tryhard poor GoW clones. The only downside is that the alternate ending DLC is only available on 360/PS3/PC. But besides that the definitive version of the game is the Switch version (port of PS2 version with unlocked framerate and higher res)
>>738161660He beat a pre Rebel Alliance Vader and even before the Disney buyout, George stated that Vader was getting stronger and stronger through the years, his strongest being ESB. Same with Palpatine. I cant see Starkiller force choking Admiral Ozzel through a screen or sensing lightyears away.
>>738161437>is a colossal fuck up with heart who fails to kill his enemies but his courage inspires those who will eventually winNot even close. Try again, yidsney.
>>738169427They should have just had it be a self fulfilling prophecy>Luke experiences visions that some of his students will turn evil and put the galaxy in jeopardy>Disbands his fledgling order to avert or at least minimize the damage>Ben and a few other students, angered at being abandoned, decide to travel the galaxy looking for force shit on their own>Find a cryogenically preserved not-sith lord in an ancient giant space station that had gone mistaken as a barren ice world. >After waking him up, he agrees to train the one that can kill all the others Kylo wins, becomes the apprentice>Luke thinks self fulfilling prophecies are bullshit and blames the force for putting him into an unwinnable situation just to create a problem be assumes he's expected to solve, fucks off and cuts himself off from the force while giving the bird to spirituality itselfI should get into script consulting
>>738169543To this day, I still don’t know how to play TFU1 HD and I beat the second hardest difficulty. I mostly just use the lightning saber combos
>>738169557>I cant see Starkiller force choking Admiral Ozzel through a screenActually I think any reasonably advanced force user can do this. Spiritual distance is more important than literal distance.
>>738161721>ugly
>>738168859that seems fine to me. inevitably, any sort of large and ever expanding universe is going to have some stuff get moved around. Maul has been given an inordinate amount of stuff to do, Andor inevitably had to rewrite some stuff, but it's all (in my opinion, anyway) to the betterment of the setting so some stuff being changed as time goes on is probably fine. ideally that doesnt mean someone comes in and wants to rewrite the entire verse or destroy a lot of it, but i think >>738169136 says it best
>>738162653>even in the Mary Sue department Starkiller fucking dies in the end, so I guess it balances out compared to ReyExcept she does die after the battle before kylo used his force energy to bring her back to life.
>>738169837Did you even bother to look at what you posted?
>>738169996Then she doesn’t fucking die, moron.
>>738169996Not gonna lie I forgot they threw force healing in there.
>>738161437True, Starkiller was a shitty character that was widely hated, but his games were still kino. Rey is both a shirt character AND her movies suck
>>738170148They threw in time travel and teleportation. Yidsney Wars even had the audacity to copy Dark Empire.
>>738170209Being able to pull a physical object through space from another person you're connected to with through the force is actually a perfectly fine force ability
>>738161437Not reallyHe had a much bigger emotional range and didn't mouthbreathe for 3/4 of the games he was in
Foids are lame, men are cool. Thus men can't be mary sues even if they are OP and shit on every single other character in the franchise. Simple as.
>>738170028Get some glasses
>>738169497She's in multiple pieces of concept and storyboard art for Force Awakens. Even if the memes aren't true, someone at Lucasfilm back then really liked her.
>>738170332No its just retarded. Even the EU introduced dumb abilities comparable to that but never anything as stupid as outright teleportation or time travel.
>>738170120She did.
>>738170495Nigga in the EU guys were killing entire planets and fleets with their minds, shit was whack.
>>738169543How are the motion controls on switch? I originally played it on Wii and being able to actually swing the lightsaber or do a force push was so much fun.
>>738170495The Force is best when it's outright magic and not just superhero telekinesis.
Starkiller was a bitch who died like a bitch, got cloned, came back stronger and still died like a bitch again. The eternal bitch
>>738170823You're not a bitch unless you give up, and Galen died on his feet
>>738169837>jewess
>>738170495I don't see an issue with the Disney version since you would need two people who are deeply connected to each other through the force for object teleportation to work.
>>738170481lucasfilm was working with george for at least a year under disney, and they seemed to be going in the direction of the outlines he had leftthen abrams got involved, pushed lucas out, and scrapped everything in favour of his shitty anh remake
>>738162903why do the lightsabers have anorexia?
>>738171232weird shot, they look better in motion the shitty thin sabers are only in rebels
>>738169330That makes no sense, it's suppose to be a buff against darksiders fighting like dark siders - Maul, Palps. Dooku is still using the same stance he used as a light jedi - there's no reason it's strengths and weaknesses wouldn't still be the same.
>>738162215Not only is this correct, but it is also right.
>>738161437Starkiller isn't even THAT strong. Vader in EU/Legends was a weak crippled cuck anyways so beating him isn't as impressive as beating canon Vader.
>>738171471Again, it has nothing to do with the duelling style Tyranus uses and everything to do with the fact that Tyranus IS a practitioner of the Dark Side. Any usage of the Force by him is going to be tainted by that, even his lightsaber Form (while anyone can technically pick one up and use it, you'd need Force-enhanced senses and reflexes to master it and we both know Tyranus/Dooku is a goddamned master saber user). Mace's style isn't countering or empowered by Tyranus' style, it's countering and empowered by Tyranus himself. As an aside, Forms are Forms, they don't have an alignment of their own. Palps mainly uses Form VI: Niman, along with Form VII: Juyo (which is essentially Mace's Form minus the anti-DS buff) and some Form IV: Ataru (The Sheev Spin during RotS being a prime example). I forget what Forms Maul prefers, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's a mix of Juyo and Niman. Juyo is an aggressive and often chaotic style, while Niman, if I'm remembering rightly, makes heavy usage of sweeping strikes and is effective for fighting multiple people at once. Now, if Mace and Dooku were duelling prior to Dooku falling, it'd be a battle of style (and ability) versus style, since Mace wouldn't be getting his anti-DS buff. That's honestly a battle I see Dooku winning pretty easily, as it's a well-known fact that he's one of the greatest duellists and he has a saber that is customized to fit his exact style. I may be a little biased towards Dooku since the actor who played him is not only a favorite of mine, he was also my mother's favorite and the reason my first name is what it is, but I'll happily stand by my opinion of Dooku's abilities.
>>738171505It's bullshit. Anakin lost to fucking Obi Wan and even he beat Dooku. Windu would take Dooku apart like abstract art.
>>738172984Sidious fights with the asshole trolling stylehttps://youtu.be/-7hBZNsPnyg?t=170
>>738169697Exar Kun's spirit is chilling on Yavin IV, so that could have been an option. Could even have Kun being the reason behind Luke's visions once he had gained a foothold in one or some of Luke's apprentices. Luke disbands the order and the other students get led to Korriban through Kun's whispers in their head. They inevitably get corrupted and start fighting and killing each other with Ben being the winner.
>>738168398Dooku was the least darkside of all the sith seen. Its why he doesn't have the yellow sith eyes from darkside corruption, I think he actually would have beaten Windu.
>>738173180obi wan was good but he wasn't a master duelist like dooku or windu iirc in the novelization dooku is even going easy on anakin because he knew sidious wanted him alive and incorrectly assumed that he would still be around after/ when anakin turned and windu straight up beat sheev, i don't buy the whole 'he was faking it until anakin showed up' bs, if anakin was thirty seconds slower he'd be dead
>>738173345I was actually just proposing an alternate way to bring snoke into the story. Have him be some ancient dark force user who got frozen a million years ago to ride out some war he was losing or whatever, and now unearthed by Ben Solo.
>>738173294I love that fight so much. It's safe to say Sidious could have easily dispatched the two of them with just the Force alone, but I've always thought he went with the sabers strictly for the funsies there.
>>738161437Star Wars is a very boring universe and loses its appeal the moment you stop being 12 (mentally).
>>738173401>iirc in the novelization dooku is even going easy on anakin because he knew sidious wanted him alive and incorrectly assumed that he would still be around after/ when anakin turnedThat actually makes a lot of sense, because otherwise there's no logic to Anakin beating him and then losing to Obi Wan, who Dooku effortlessly ragdolled at the start of the movie. >and windu straight up beat sheev, i don't buy the whole 'he was faking it until anakin showed up' bs, Nah Sidious was sandbagging. Acting like he was on the brink of death but then got up like nothing happened after Windu went out the Windu. That said I don't know for sure how much Sidious actually had left in the tank and probably neither did he. But he did beat fucking Yoda fair and square.
>>738173817the fight with yoda was messy, yes he definitively won the fight but that was almost entirely due to the arena they fought inanywhere else i think yoda would've schooled him, remember that he tried to book it before yoda prevented him from leaving
>>738170209>copy Dark EmpireDark Empire even had some good ideas, which of course weren't touched. I like Luke wanting to understand the Dark Side better to see why his father might have fallen to it (obviously, this was before the prequels). I like that the (first) super weapon is a halfway sensible idea in a mining/droid production facility (not so much them being indestructible, though, and it doesn't really feel like a Palpatine idea anyway). I like that the way body-hopping Palpatine was finally defeated (contrast TRoS, which didn't really bother trying). I also like the color work in the first two issues, but that's neither here nor there.
>>738173576Yeah, that works just as well if they didn't want to incorporate Legends characters. You could have that facility be out in space controlled by the Imperial Remnants and make it so they get picked up by the Remnants when they come to investigate. Then, the two of them manipulate and murder their way to the top and set out to consolidate all the Imperial Warlords that have eked out control of various planets and systems under their own banner.
>>738173732You are brown.
>>738169752>tfw you will never finger a hot female ensign 1st class through the force from lightyears away, and watch her reaction on-screen
>>738174130It could also explain how they got such a formidable fleet without the republic finding out until it was too late, they literally just found it.
>>738173817I legit don't understand how anyone can watch that scene and not notice immediately that Sidious was faking it.I mean the very instant Anakin cuts in, his expression goes from "I got nothin' and I'm in agonzing pain" to "ha, gotcha bitch, EAT SHIT" with no effort.
>>738161437And cool
>>738161779>First off, not true. Second off, a male equivalent Mary Sue has almost never existed because men like stories involving challenge. If an equivalent were to exist, it would likely be less annoying anyways since the overpowered characteristics of a Mary Sue better suit men than they do women. The entire fantasy genre is built on Gary Stu protagonists. Especially these days with reincarnation stories being very popular in Asia and the West.
>>738161496The only good bit was the prologue where you play as Vader tossing fuckers around.
>>738161547partly true, the psp version has more game modes.It has a duel mode, where you go through many duals with other characters from movies/cartoon seriesIt has movie mode where you fight duels from the movies like luke vs darth vader on cloud city in empire strikes back, or the duel between anikin and obiwan.It has order 66 mode where you go through survival stages and they get harder as you beat them.
>>738161437>was trained by someone to use the forcenope
I CLAPPED BECAUSE I GOT THE REFERENCE
>>738177027it was only for a split second
>>738161779>a male equivalent Mary Sue has almost never existed because men like stories involving challengePretty much. I mean, when was Rey tossed around a room like a ragdoll then tossed into space while her grandpa was maniacally laughing?https://youtu.be/vt65c_Iub8o?t=78
>>738169427I mean yes but not in the way you may think about it. She wasn't gonna turn Kylo, she was gonna turn Kylo's equivalent from George's story. She wasn't gonna fit in the TFA that Jew Jew gave us, but rather the actual intended Episode VII made by Lucas that we never saw and never will be. We know bits and pieces from what we can gather from his 2020 interview with Paul Duncan and early concept art for TFA that was made while George was still in the project. The protagonists would've been siblings Kira and Sam/Skyler, children of Leia and Han who'd start Ep. VII with their dad's Falcon and be ambushed by pirates in Felucia. Early on in the movie the latter would be seduced to the dark side by Darth Talon so the former would go seek help from her mom and uncle. Kira's role was transferred to Rey and the "son" (Skyler) and "Jedi Killer" (Talon) roles were merged into one Kylo Ren. In George's sequels Luke would also be alone on an island due to the destruction of his temple, but this time around it would've been caused by Maul and Talon and he would've accepted Kira's training to try and help save their family. Story would've gone more in-depth into the Whills and Luke would've still died late in Ep. VIII. The trilogy would end with Leia becoming Grand Chancellor and restoring the Republic.
>>738177061I still clapped. Same with his cutting of an AT-ST in half and https://youtu.be/Q0G2hgW3lrQ?t=29 or Spybot being voiced by PROXY.
>>738177457witwer has been pretty open about wanted to do starkiller again, and clearly there are at least a couple people working on the show seem to be fond of tfui'm just worried that if they do bring starkiller back he's just going to job to ahsoka
>>738162221Fuck you for reminding me Asshoka and Obi Wan could've ended Vader when they had the chance but didn't cause muh feefees
>>738161437Saying that >"A Mary Sue is a character who never struggles and has no flaws" is like saying that a cancer patient is>"Someone who's suffering from immense pain as his body comes under attack"It's a symptom rather than the disease itself, and you can find characters who don't really have any flaws and who easily defeat elite enemies who work well within the confines of their stories. Anime does it all the time. A Mary Sue is a character who doesn't fit naturally into the story. The universe shifts around her convenience rather than her just existing in the universe. Every good character likes the Mary Sue. Every character who criticizes the Mary Sue is evil or at least wrong. All morality centers around how she feels. Her level of competence is contrived and relies on characters who ought to have more expertise than her being stupid and incompetent. Fixing one or two of these problems (e.g. having her screw up in some way and then get called out) usually doesn't fix the core issue of the universe not having a natural-feeling relationship with this character.And Rey isn't just a Mary Sue. She's an expression of spite against all male-oriented entertainment and against men in general because Kathleen Kennedy is an ugly old hag who's bitter because she was surrounded by men who are more talented than her for her entire life and her ego can't handle it.
>>738177625ahsoka was dead to rights in her fight with vader and filoni invented actual time travel to get her out of that situation alive
>>738161437The most he could do is fight regular plain old Sheev who had his lightsaber taken away for a little while and he didn't even win
>>738177457YES, YES. SPLIT IT WIDE OPEN
Inquisitor Starkiller when
>>738162215Mace almost got his head cut off by Grievous in the books. He would have jobbed to Dooku, who was a superior duelist to both.
>>738161437Yeah snd his is cringe
>>738161437Only the 2nd game sucked
>>738178130hopefully never because that guarantees that he's a shitter destined to get one tapped by ahsoka
>I have trained you well, but you still have much to learn>You have nothing left to teach me>Final boss theme is a remix of the main menu themeKINOhttps://youtu.be/ymV1vzJalLE?si=cpjouQ3uSg4mOBPt
>>738178935>?si=cpjouQ3uSg4mOBPt
Starkiller would not beat THIS Vader.
>>738179053isn't that what vader was essentially doing in the first level of tfu? just marching through the front lines killing everything in sight with ease?
Imagine caring what happens to anyone in the non-canon hatefic that is Disney Star Wars.When people think about Luke, they don't imagine some loser guzzling green alien milk in the wilderness. He went on to use his struggles as a foundation to rebuild the Jedi and live his life as a leader.When people think about Obi Wan, they don't imagine a stupid middle aged man who routinely gets shown up by a five year old. They think of someone who was just as sharp-witted, straight-shooting, and badass when he was 18 as he was when he was 60.
The PS2 stormtrooper armor for the transition period was neat.
>>738179152stormtroopers in clone colours was kino and it's a shame it only existed for a very brief time
>>738161437i'd play the female force unleashed if rey had a cool backwards lightsaber, edgy clothes and could turn evil
>>738179859You and the rest of the modern audience.
>>738179889why not? TFU were fun 360 slop games and they sure beat dancing han solo or whatever abomination the new kotor is going to be
>>738164567Saar
>>738179953Because Rey is completely devoid of feminine charm and nobody likes her.
>>738179859And had wide hips and retro shape tits
>>738180017we're already talking about a fantasy scenario so obviously they'd sex her up a bit
>>738179053Is this from the new Maul animation thing? If so that's pretty neat, I love how Vader just stands there and gives no fucks while all those other niggas are whirling around like a bunch of retarded ninjas.
>>738180135Instead of carrying around all that baggage and using such an aggressively plain actress as a base, why not just start fresh with a new character who's designed from the ground up to be appealing?
>>738180135At that point it might as well be an entirely different character so there's really no fucking point in using herAnd having sexy females in western vidya in 2026, lol, lmao
>>738180274i said fantasy not delusionyes in the olden days we'd get a smoking hot space babe who turns evil and slices and dices with her lightsaber whip or scythe or some other cool edgy weapon but that time is long gone
>>738161437Marysues work in games because they're explicitly a power fantasy, the player character exponentially so. >how'd he beat those tough enemies? Because I pressed those buttons good.
>>738161437Rey doesn't have a Super Death Star named after her
>>738180298The western industry has clearly realized that ugly female characters are a problem and are trying to bargain to see how much ugly and safe-horny they can get away with.The answer is "stop treating your male-dominated audience as a problem to be diminished, contained, and controlled, start focus-targeting your games at guys again."
>>738180135Make her sluttier, more depraved, edgier, have her destroy Tatooine with a giant laser as her first action of a villain. Piss everyone off in the galaxy and destroy Coruscant, make her have fun with it like the emperor did but without restraints and political drivel. Start destroying planet after planet without warnings, don't make her "relatable" or misunderstood, we already had that, make something different to shake up this stagnant galaxy that hasn't evolved for like 2000+ years, destroy planets that where only used once or twice to get rid of the fluff while using something with weight that gathers interest, have make some bullshit where she kills jedi ghosts or whatever. Shit that defiles what little established order is left in this galaxy before the Empire, or during the empire, or the new order, do it to the point that it makes people get their shit together and kill this insane bitch, and also makes the "resistance" and rebels fuckign do somethign about the galaxy they just one, twice, cause in disney lore they didn't do shit with ti after the emperor, it was just more fo the same but now without a boogeyman. Rey is already hated, then make her what the sequels made her out to be, a villain in the making, make her this evil bitch that needs to be put down, have her kill everyone from the prequels, kill ahsoka and the other shitty disney plus animated and live action shows, kill off the magic witches, blow up the galaxy they come from so they can never bring magic back into star wars, we already have the force wtf are you doign bringing plain of magic here? fuck off with that shit. have her undo everythign built by disney lore and some PT and OT to really make you dislike rey and root for the heroes for once, last time people rooted for the heroes in star wars was 1983.
>>738162653>that can drag massive space ships down from the sky.You know that always had me thinking, like cant you just make the controls of the ship tilt down? Making it less impressive than dragging the whole ship's mass down, even if the distance makes it impressive still
maul series is finally star wars againthe balster shots and lightsabers (i will not call em laserswords ever) are visceralnot too much of a fan of some background but the overall animations are class
>>738180958Being able to precisely control something small thousands of miles away that you cant even see would feel more overpowered then just moving a huge thing, it bring up the idea of why not just force choke everyone's heart valve in a gaint radius.
Rey is just a thoroughly shittier Jaina Solo.
Imagine speccing into dex instead of strength
>>738181018Who the fuck calls them laserswords
>>738161496Best post.
>>738181271sadly nu disney since the sequels
But we already have Rey but male
>>738181271George
>>738174407He was for sure playing it up to trick Retardakin, but that isn't proof he wasn't losing.
>>738170495>this motherfucker didn't read all the absolute dreck (in a good way) that the EU had to offer and doesn't know about Sun Crusher or Crysalides
>>738181168>No Jaina/Jacen>No Anakin redemption>No Rogue Squadron movie with Corran as leadFucking robbed
>dies offscreenWhat was the point of this character?
>I say Rey is the biggest mary sue!>I say Starkiller is the biggest mary sue! it's neither, Ahsoka is the biggest mary sue
>>738181948No, it's Sabine.
>>738161437rey = wokestarkiller = not wokenow you understand
>listening to the heir to the empire audio booksSuch a shame lucas didnt do these as a trilogy after the OT
>>738182091>kino games>kino books90s Star Wars was the best era of Star Wars
>>738182118Yea granted some EU is a bit wonky but its still star wars in itselfOnly nu disney sw thats good were mando s1s2 and maul series and some of andor
>>738161779>male equivalent Mary Sue has almost never existed because men like stories involving challengeLMAO
>>738181941was she the gal from rebels
>>738182118I’d argue Star Wars peaked with the Clone Wars Multi Media Project in the early 2000s but you can’t beat the Thrawn Trilogy.
>>738182358Never was a fan of ahsoka still am not but the overall clone wars stuff was pretty cool
is it bad that I liked both games? just replayed both PC versions last month and neither was bad, 1 was a bit janky and 2 was a decent improvement
>>738161496fpbp
>>738182358Republic Commando, my beloved
>>738182358>Two decades later, and we still haven't saved Sev
>>738166274>Starkiller is bad from a lore perspective (you can just genetically engineer people this powerful??Timothy Zahn sure thought so.
>>738182824>scorch is now dead too
>>738182902Wait WHAT??
>>738182824>>738182902
>>738182902I do not respect Filoni as a creative, nor as a pasta dish
>>738161437Rey isn't controlled by her vagina like Starkiller is with his dick
>>738177457>MGR star wars never ever
>>738183047someone hasn't seen the last jedi
>>738183650nobody has
>>738182537They're the quintessential 7/10 7th gen action experience. Pretty serviceable but no masterpiece. I just remember the second one being short as fuck.
>>738183684I chuckled
>>738161437>EUslop
Open worldFully explorable mega citiesSeemless ground to airSpacebattlesVoice acted side questsAction rpg I want that as a star wars game
fucking retarded, one of the most interesting characters in star wars. Force unleashed are peak games.
>>738176316>>738182207Cool how you guys still ignored half of my second point though. There is no denying a Gary Stu is usually way more interesting than a Mary Sue for exactly the reasons I stated. I don't think it's as common as you guys try to state it is.
Cal Kestis is a better protagonist than Kyle Katarn and Starkiller. Fact.
I want to play as a hot Mando bitch or ayyy chick with a nice butt
Vader/Anakin jobbed so often by now, why do people still reference him when stalking about strong character?
>>738161496Based. Tfu trannies are are fucking retarded.
>>738182000>her graffiti becomes the foundation for the Rebel Alliance symbolsBut I thought it was the Marek family crest? How many backstories does that thing have and why are they so obsessed with it?
>>738184306Uh sweaty, it's right here.
>>738185359I said star wars game and starfield is full of bugs and has shit everything on that list
I hope Rey goes dark side in the subsequent movies
>>738185527i hope they never touch those movies again
>>738169427>>738177281Also apprentice under Maul's descendants or his clone
i hope to god s2 maul gives us devon but red with tattoos
>>738177858Thank god, her death would been lame like Serra Keto
>>738185527Does turning to the dark side boost your breast size?
>>738161496It's Star Wars for people too dumb for Star WarsStar Wars for DBZ fans
>>738161437I miss when video games used to be fun.
>>738186107duhof courseevil is stored in the tits
>>738164454>>738185527>>738180361I am now reminded that DarthHell's Darth Talon 3D rendering stuff seems lost to the sands of time. Or at least they are probably still out there. I just don't want to visit shady sites to recover them.I hope the artist is doing alright.I was introduced to Darth Talon through this Youtube video I think:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1522dqY2NkThe thumbnail of her butt got younger me quite well
>>738185527>>738186195devilhs's women rimming my ass pls
>>738169837Daisy is cute but they did her dirty by putting her in shitty rags for the films. All the Lucas films had great costumes and art direction.
>>738186195>>738185527Her boobs get slice off by beam saber (Z)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTVXD9US3GA
>>738169837>>738186434Here come the 3D simp...
>>738186427That's fucking gay
>>738173294How is Maul still fully organic? Wasn't his lower torso replaced with spider augmentations?
>>738179859Jedi Academy. Play it NOW
>>738185527>>738186195>Make her officially look like this>Saves Star WarsWtf is Disney doing? Why haven't they done this yet?
>>738186515He's wearing clothes over normal robot legs
>>738186603are you implying that disney wants to save star wars?
>>738182000>>738181948Both are canon versions of Made Jade if she have plot armor
>>738186603Disney hates anything that isn't family friendly
>>738186643I know they want to kill it. But I'm just saying, if I were in charge...
>>738186515>How is Maul still fully organic?He's not.
>>738186681at this point the average star wars fan (not a basedboy) could run that shit better than anyone at disney
It's time to admit the sequels were good and we NEED a game where we can play as Rey after the movies where we help the Republic
>>738161437>>738161496>>738181287>>738182573>>738185092>>738186142Sametroon
There's no point in trying to fix the main canon star wars media, your tv shows, games, movies, etc.Instead they should just hire a bunch of coked up british sci-fi and fantasy writers again and let them have a crack and doing what ever they want in the books and comics. All disconnected from the main core-canon.
>>738186748No bush?
>>738186748>>738186675>>738186643>>738186505Non-canon troon
>>738161437Didn’t he die?
>cool guy does cool thingsWhy did this genre die?
>>738186994evil rey is hairless and smooth so she can wear latex bodysuits more easily
>>738187123For that reason, I'm out.
>>738186731>>738186605Does he have the same issue that people in earlier threads claim Vader has - constant pain, and weaker in the force because he lost part of his body?
The new and improved Darth Talon.
>>738181162Force choking seems to require you use your hands, so only two victims at a time.But I would swear over the years I've seen people force choked by villains who could see them. If they can do that, messing with the controls of a ship shouldn't be much harder.
>>738187310Vader being in constant pain was EU stuff mostly post-ROTS, in the movies themselves you're meant to think he's the top dog Force user in the galaxy sans Sidious. As for Maul it seems the legs are his weakness in the sense that they're easily disabled/jammed if someone focuses on 'em but other than that he moves and acts like normal.
>>738168550Imagine not understanding a movie as simple as Star Wars. Lawnmower.
>>738187497>As for Maul it seems the legs are his weakness in the sense that they're easily disabled/jammed if someone focuses on 'emHow come nobody ever tries that with Vader's cybernetics, given that canonically they're cheap and poorly installed? Especially when he basically has an off bottom for his life support on his chest.
>>738181267>Light sabers apply kinetic forceYep, it is Ydsney 'tardation.
>>738187053I don't think anyone cares about what's canon in SW anymore
>>738186936Can you not write old EU stories still? I thought that was the whole point of the 'Legends' moniker.
>>738187671There's at least two stories where people straight up turn off his cybernetics completely and he just kills them with the Force
>>738187420i hope she gets called darth talon after bleeding her crystal turning red and getting her tattoo
>>738181267Vader is not supposed to be this strong and far above Maul. Disney is retarded.
>>738190030He is literally the chosen one he is the strongest one in the force anon
>>738190030Maul has jobbed to Vader in pre-Yidsney EU too.
>>738187497He has first degree burns from having his entire body immolated by the flames of burning magma. He would be in eternal pain. Maybe not on the same level as someone from our world due to futuristic tech but thats something you get rid of. >>738190030Maul lost to Padawan Obi-Wan.
>>738161547holy shit the replies you got are instanely stupid and dumbps2 version has the most normal storyline. with an epic palpatine lightsaber battle.
>>738190234Maul jobs to everyone
>>738161437Starkiller was trained since his childhood by vader in the most brutal way.Rey was trained 2 days by lukeYou are a retarded mongoloid
>>738161496Yeah pretty much. The first one was entertaining because it was new, and force throwing stormtroopers back over your shoulder was too funny/cool. It got boring fast, though, and the sequels are just more of the same with altered star wars history. Also I despise this actor. He is too weird looking and I hate his voice.
>>738186070>her death would been lameOn the contrary it would be logical send off to the lame character.
>>738190234Yeah but it was close and Vader had to an edgy "stab yourself" trick to kill Maul.
>>738190412And Maul killed Qui-Gon in the same fight. It's equally impressive and pathetic, balancing it out.
>>738190030Maul got cut in half by a teenager. His job is to be edgy and cool and lose sword fights
>>738190412We both know Maul won the fight and lost just because of hubris. To imply Padawan Obi's ""powerlevel"" is superior to Maul's and he wasn't just lucky because Maul was a retard that played with his food is weird.
>I hate being him >I think he does tooKino and sovl. Yidsney could never.
>>738190904Or, Qui Gon was just a clumsy drunk retard
how could maul still do that wall spin with his damaged leg
>>738187420I can't believe they designed her to be completely devoid of sexuality. Her voice is cute but she has almost no feminine features. If you didn't see this show you would assume its a teenage boy.
>>738187931Yesn't. Technically you can, but it's heavily restricted and any new media released for the legends stuff tends to well, just be KOTOR and the occasional anniversary celebration tie in.
>>738190968Force Users have precognition and two engaging in a battle with each other is as much a mental battle as it is physical. Obi-Wan didn't triumph over him just because he was arrogant. The fact is he managed to evade and move faster than what Maul could perceive in that instant and use The Force without the aid of hands to get Qui-Gon's lightsaber.
>>738188040I suppose he doesn't need the augmentations to force choke people
>>738191141Obi-Wan please...
>>738190904The "canon" explanation (from one of the novelizations or some shit) is that Ataru is very energy-intensive and he just got gassed cause he's old. Also explains why Obi ditched it as he got older. I guess Yoda taught them all Ataru as a joke, that little green prick.
>>738187420I can't believe Disney put some high school crayon drawing on the cover of a book. Did they fire all their artists except for an unpaid intern or something?
>>738161496It SHOULD have been cool it had all the bones to be
>>738181267Why aren't they always force pushing each other? There seems to be no counter to it.
>>738181271People who don't want to run afoul of the lightsaber trademark.
>>738191345Takes a lot of concentration and effort
>>738191230Do these retarded authors perform the same mental gymnastics every time someone in sport loses to an underdog?
>>738192242No but sports fans do
>implying daisy ridley is not attractive
>>738161437Starkiller was trained for years offscreen by Vacrr and he still consistently got BTFO by experienced and talented force users. The blind Jedi that later became his mentor for example was an extremely tough fight for Starkiller, and that dude was a literal who. Shaak Ti and her apprenticeship almost beat him. And the Emperor utterly crushed Starkiller in a fight.
ARGHHHHHHH!!
>>738192719this is so ass
>>738192719Take that, prequel fans. This is what story and character-driven fight choreography looks like. Not like those soulless fights from Episode 1. Can you believe professional stuntmen rehearsed those fights in advance? Peak soulless. BTW my name is Mike and I'm a 60 year old Souvlaki American.
Should Rey have a game?
>>738193036This shit is ass for the same reason the prequel fights are ass
>>738161437These games were fun and the Star Wars sequels are boring as shit. That makes one good and the other bad.
>>738192719Who is the target audience? Surely it is not me.
>>738193138AbsolutelyI don't know why they bother making star wars games with literally whos when we desperately need more presence of the greatest jedi who ever lived
>>738193138Absolutely, they should put out a game where she's a breeding sow for Gammoreans, full on Astrid-tier humiliation. Complete with mocapping They can get Weinstein out on day release to play the pig-man
>>738192719
>>738192719https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08TwtitDvAQ
>>738171232>>738171430Because of McQuarrie.
>>738161437At least Rey knew how to hold a sword correctly.
>>738192719So since when Obi-Wan became an earthbender?
>>738182947Scorch died in Bad Batch, he was order 66 brainwashed and training the replacements for the clone commandos and dies during one of the big fights. The chip erases the personality of the Clone and essentially factory default's them so he didn't even die as himself, he died as little more than a commando droid made of flesh
>>738194402Besides her literal shark mouth shes not ugly. They just made her as asexually unappealing is possible. Natalie Portman in her 20's had an exposed midriff, her back torn wearing a white outfit. Then in ROTS she had a pregnant belly in two scenes with a nightgown.
>>738161437How? He kept losing with tons of training, Rey kept winning with zero training.
Daisy Ridley has a perfectly shaped nose. Dunno if I am the only person who noticed that.
>simp jeets shitting up the thread
>>738195432My bad sorry. I deleted my post. Is it ok now?
TFU was the perfect game for the Star Wars fanbase, young white men, and was created by developers who loved the IP. It's why Disney and sequeltrannies hate him, he's their antithesis.
>>738181587The Sun Crusher was cool as fuck, too. It's kinda crazy how so many of the people and locations from that trilogy were relevant throughout the entirety of the post-RotJ EU. Take the Maw Installation, for an example. That's where Admiral Daala was chilling and working on secret projects, including the Sun Crusher. Later on, she gets involved with the Imperial Remnants, and, even ends up being the leader of the Republic after Jacen Solo pulls a Palpatine farther down the timeline.The Installation itself becomes a place where the Jedi shelter and teach their younglings during the Vong War, and, the furthest reaches of the Maw happen to be where Abeloth is hiding out during the events where she's possessing Jedi throughout one of the book series. The series also introduces Kyp Durron, and I'm pretty sure Corran Horn makes an appearance, though I might be wrong on that one.
>>738195243I noticedt. nose respecter
>>738161437Starkiller really came off as Mary Sue-ish in a way Kyle or even didn't.Revan is likely because he's an RPG protagonist and the twist did enough to differentiate himI feel like Kyle worked because not only most of his stuff was done only to original characters instead of film ones, but also he has a lot more charm than TFU ever managed to give Starkiller.
>>738161779>Second off, a male equivalent Mary Sue has almost never existed because men like stories involving challenge.Are you retarded?
>>738170209They made it all non-canon but keep pulling more and more from it, and now they're even reprinting EU books, it's so fucking funny.
>>738196404EU was never canon. Only the films and shows Lucas created himself are canon. The Disney era is just a new EU with a slightly different timeline and world
>>738196636Yidsneyshill cope. The author of the Revenge of the Sith Novelization publicly stated that everything they wrote with the blessing of Lucas was considered canon at the time. Off yourself you disingenuous parasite.
>>738196636There were canon tiers, newfag. The upper ones, like novelizations and games, were considered canon other than the elements that contradicted current or future movies.
>>738194029This with full vaginal modellingand squirt physicsand breeding mechanics
>>738196974>canon tiersOnly G-canon was ever real canon. EU canon was EU canon and not G-canon aka real canon. Disney canon isn't G-canon either. So the EU was never canon to Lucas. Mara Jade for example was 100% non-canon fanfiction.
>>738197272>fanfictionFanfiction can't be licensed, retard.
>>738197272>g-canonTCW also wasn't g-canon yet still was, and still is by Disney, considered canon. You will never be real Star Wars.
>>738185527>if you kill me i will go into your body>she kills him>he goes into her body>takes the skywalker name and starts doing atrocities to destroy the legacy of luke and anakinholy based disney
>>738197359Disney paid billions of dollars to the original author to make official fanfics. We don't usually sign our posts here btw
>>738197672>Yes, yes, everything is as I have foreseen it. Now that I am in the body of a woman I can enjoy all the cocks I like without feeling gay.>Worgleblorgleblor
>>738161496They really did. Star Wars for people who think god of war games were good
>>738197768Well the guy has been a wrinkled raisin for decades so I won't judge
>>738161437https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9n5DATtzGM
>>738197848They're nothing alike. TFU is the ultimate power fantasy whereas GoW will kick you on the nuts without end on Hard and above. GoW also has a much more Zelda-like structure with an emphasis on puzzles.
>>738161496They are actually very good. Especially the first one.The story is neat. The combat is awesome. I love The Force Unleashed.
>>738197751>official fanficsNo such thing.>We don't usually sign our posts here btwYou should. That way everyone could see that you're the one writing and retardation is abound
>>738197945>GoW will kick you on the nuts without end on Hard and aboveyou cannot be fucking serious lmao, my retarded little brother beat those games in hard. he was stumped by some of the puzzles but then again he is retarded
How bad is sw outlaws reallyis there a mod to turn the ugly hairstyle to something better
>>738197445TCW was never EU (aka non-canon licensed material), Lucas created TCW
>>738186427Lazy nigger doesn't draw porn enough
I feel like people don't give Lucas enough shit for selling SW to the mouse. Like yeah disney is at fault for making the new shit suck ass, but that wouldnt have happened if lucas hadnt sold it to them
>>738161437She’s Starkiller but female. Force Unleashed is the Stranger of Paradise of Star Wars, it’s better than most of its source material.
>>738197751You lost. Even Disney has given up on the sequels.
>>738198129Lucas sold it because people were giving him shit for 'Not knowing what Star Wars is'.They wished on the Monkey Paw, it's entirely their own fault.
>>738198037>the Emperor doesn't get cloned and Luke doesn't get married..."Mara Jade is non-canon. Rise of Skywalker is non-canon. Simple as
>>738161437The difference is that starkiller was in some shitty games that werent even canon, so it was extremely easy to ignore his entire existance. Rey is front and center and impossible to ignore
>>738198198Read - > comprehend -> then post
>>738198223*Lucas sold it because he's a greedy jew who wanted more billionsfixed that for you
>>738198308Never a woman you will be. Sell your garbage does not. The 41% join you should.
>>738198318>Lucas wanted money>That's why he sold the money printing machineTry being a little less retarded if you want people to take you seriously.
>>738198223>old filmmaker veteran billionaire that survived and thrived studio executives, corporate lawyers, licensing deals and all other forms of advanced jewry, got bullied by Internet random.You people can't be this retarded. Do you actually believe that?
>>738192719This show was so ass
>>738198406Yeah and that's bad, anon. The man was already a fucking billionaire, there's no excuse here, he had enough money to live however he wanted for the rest of his life, it was just pure jewish greed and he felt like selling SW to the worst people possible was worth it
>>738177027
>>738198406So what is it anon? Did he want more money or was he cyberbullied and totally forced into selling it to the mouse? Both options are bad btw
>>738198406>That's why he sold the money printing machineFaggot, he sold in a lucrative deal that netted him billions in cash and lord knows how much in Disney stocks.He's living the dream, making boats of cash without having to get up from his cash
>>738198603Based Lucas knows Star Wars is beyond saving and is accelerating its decline as good as he can.
>>738191345>There seems to be no counter to it.Vader was barely affected by it when they used it on him.
>>738161779*Cough*Isakais
>>738198786He knows Iger, for all of his many faults as a patron of arts, is a good for shareholders.Lucas did what he wanted with Star Wars, made more money than he'll be able to spend in 5 lifetimes, helped revolutionize special effects and similar technology, and then got old and tired. He was never that passionate about Star Wars. He obviously liked writing and part of the creative process, but he's not like Tolkien who wrote hundreds of pages about some coast in Gondor because he loved his creation that much. So he just sold it to the largest entertainment company on the planet, knowing they'd make him money and have enough to keep his work going.
>>738182947He was one of the main bad guys in Bad Batch.
Did they announce anything vidya? How is that kotor remake going?
>>738199220Eclipse is ongoing Fate of the old republic is hopefully the star wars open world crimson desert game
>>738187420She looks like shit compared to Talon.
>>738199220The Pod Racer game has a store page, and so does the Clone Wars X-Com like. Everything else is a mix of dead and development hell.
>>738199428shes gonna turn to darth talonbleed her crystal, get the tats, go redi know itthe shows pretty good and treats blasters and lightsabers like star wars should
When did Star Wars die for you?TLJ for me
>>738199534And her non-existent sexuality?
>>738199576she's a teen rn anon
>>738199627Your point being?
>>738199672??????? are you mentally slow
>>738199723You do understand that boys and girls become sexually mature as teens, right? Girls a lot faster than boys.
>>738199557Prequels
>>738199812what the actual fuck are you even on about
>>738193138yes, intergalactic prostitute tycoonshe's one of the unique whores you can capture and train and pimp out, the more disgusting the customer the better the price
>>738199906>And her non-existent sexuality>she's a teen rn anon
>>738195656so much EU hate is forced as fuck and repeated by people that either have never engaged with the stuff they're dogging on. The videogame is a deliberately amped up version of the book in order to make the gameplay more explosive and fun, but the book itself is what's actually cannon and doesn't feature as much huge force stuff. And in the end, who even gives a shit? TFU was a spinoff videogame from more than 10 years ago that is remembered pretty fondly by those that played it and it's only ever brought up to somehow "own" people who didn't like the ST. Because if thing A has a problem, then that means you can't think thing B with the same problem sucks? Reminds me of this fuckass youtube video made after TLJ where this guy "debunked" the obvious hyperbole of people thinking TLJ is the worst Star Wars story ever by bringing up some dogshit early EU book called The Crystal Star. So this book from 40 years ago is bad, and that should influence how you view a movie that just came out? People really get into "say anything" mode when it comes to the sequels. They can't just defend them or say they like them, they ALWAYS have to bring up something from the EU.>>738198198Disney just added OT characters to Galaxy's Edge. Sequel trannies insist that there's this huge fanbase for the sequel era and gloat about how much money the trilogy made but cannot reasonably explain how or why Disney just sat on its hands and didn't put a movie out for 6 years. Marvel put out 17 movies in that same timeframe.
>>738199946yes? meaning she's gonna grow up?you are actually mentally challenged anon
>>738190030The Emperor is stronger than Maul and Vader is stronger than the Emperor.
>>738190030Yeah Disney got retarded with the vader wank, they can't even keep it consistent since he's a god in some hours of the day and then proceeds to job to a rusty Obi-Wan
Favorite lightsaber style?
>>738200353Cool one
>>738200353Style switching them mid attack in Jedi Knight 2
>>738200353g_dismemberment 1 and sabercombatstyle 5
>>738161437>Movie>Video game
>>738200353i don't know them by name but any that uses two lightsabers and just goes all out berserker style is cool as fuck to me
>>738201528>lightsabres work like they should>blaster shots are vicious and deadlyfuck yes
>>738201528Meanwhile revan just walks it off and sabine or whoever too
>>738201528GLUP SHITTO NO!!!
>>738162903STOP HOLDING YOUR FUCKING WEAPONS BEHIND YOU
Sabrs are a bit too thin in this
>>738203340McQuarrie sticks > Pringles cans
>>738203675You mean OT PQ?
>>738161437>Guys that trained since he was 1, was raised by an assassin droid trying to kill him, and dies.Rey picks up a lightsaber for the first time, and beats her main antagonist. She gets in a ship one time, and lectures the pilot on how his ship works, and they have him go "Strong independent woman is cool!" Nothing bad ever happens to Rey. She also powerscales Starkiller while untrained, and Starkiller was doing some dumb feats.
>>738203675The McQuarrie sticks really don't work outside of his 2D art.
>>738204150That's the fundamental issue with Rey.It's not that she's competent, or skilled, or capable.It's that her power level is X+1, where X is the next most competent person in the scene.Starkiller might have a power level of 333, but Rey would beat him outright because in his presence she would suddenly rank out at 334.The Force isn't with her, the Script is.
>>738201528>they got GlupIt's ogre.
>>738181267Why does Disney LOVE that "catch a lightsaber with the Force" move so fucking much?
>>738161496Only KH2 had good reaction commands.
>>738200042>Vader is stronger than the EmperorYidsney headcanon. Vader never reached his full potential.
>>738161779There are 2 types of Gary Stus(male Mary Sue). The one that's just a Mary Sue with a dick where the world bends over backwards to duit them, and the one where they're a GigaChad that DID had to work and suffer to become as cool and badass as they are. Their power IS earned. They're usually the ones affecting change to the setting through their actions. The love that people have for them is warranted due to their prowess and competence. Of course a guy like that would have many women interested in him and not the dorky nice guy with nothing.
>>738205741In other words, the self insert and the power fantasy. The former likes to act like you're fine the way you are and the setting bends over backwards for the SI to justify it. While the latter is about becoming something greater and using that greatness to change the world. Losers tend to prefer the self insert and shit on the power fantasy, because anything reminding them to be more bothers the crap outta them.
>>738181267Vader is the only cool thing Disney have left and they know it.
>>738206049That was the only good part of the game.
>mace dindu
>>738206049They actually made him cooler and more powerful than Legends, which is interesting.
>>738205741>>738205906Nah im sorry but ive read way too many dogshit power fantasy cultivation stories to buy this. There is simply no such thing as a good Sue, male or female
>>738206279Yeah, if there's one thing people need to give credit to Disney is bringing back Vader's menacing aura.He was a pretty big jobber in the EU Rogue One, Fallen Order and even the comics, they give him a lot of cool moments where he's an unlikable final villain you can only run from.
>>738206279Nowadays he's basically Star War's Pikachu. They know that he's the one single thing they cannot afford to mess up. Look how big he is on the May the 4th Steam sale page, he dwarfs literally everyone else and is right in the center.
>>738177027>Darth Maul was an "I clapped when I saw it" moment in TFU 1>Starkiller is an "I clapped when I saw it" moment in a Darth Maul showSomething something snake eating its own tail
>>738199557Honestly? When I saw the TFA trailer and cinematography and camera movement looked nothing like Star Wars.
>>738208330Vader in TFU1 is a bit more than a memberberry, he's the entire tutorial and was in the trailers.
>>738199557When the first Yidsney movie was a boring uninspired retelling of ANH that completely floundered the endless potential of a post-empire galaxy.
>>738199557Has to be TLJ for me too. ANH was a rehash but at least it was a fun one, and it had a lot of possible ways to improve towards. TLJ chose none of them
>>738200353Soresu. It's cool that it lets weaker underdogs punch way above their weight.
>>738200353Soresu because the idea of being the "you don't get to have fun" Jedi is incredibly funny to me, especially since it was designed to counter the fightfag Makashi form.
>>738199557I actually liked TFA and Disney buy out at first.The EU was ending already. The new stories were bad and dull and this new state of things at least promised the new™.TFA was fun, I liked the actors and didn't mind the rehash. I guess because I've gotten so tired of the sterility of the prequels.I think it was before TLJ premiered, I got to thinking on how much TFA's plot just shat all over the original trilogy and watching TLJ was a revelation that Star Wars was done. It was just going to be bad from that day onward,
>>738200353What are they even? Like does Obi Wan or the Emperor have special styles?
>>738209338https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Lightsaber_combat_forms
>>738161437Star Wars has always been about mary sues. In the Old Republic it were Revan and Nomi Sunrider. Hell Legacy has Cade who might not be the strongest but he can heal with the darkside which is also very mary sue-ish.
>>738199557Classes will be taught in the future about just how atrociously harmful TLJ was to a franchise
>>738208330>Voiced by the same guy
>>738209620Wrong, chud.You are the harm to this franchise
>>738209852Sure, because the children will be able to appreciate the references to late Roman republic and American Civil war
TLJ just kicks the corpse. The Force Awakens already ruins the franchise. It rolls back all accomplishments of the OT so that it can do them again.>the New Republic might as well have fallen apart in the period between movies for all the presence it has in TFA before being officially wiped out at the end of the movie>the Empire is back>both Han Solo and Leia Organa backslid into who they were before the OT but worse>Han is a notoriously poor smuggler>Leia is a Rebellion leader in the underdog Rebellion in all but name>bonus: they failed as parents and Luke Skywalker has failed as a teacher, Han and Leia's son is not VaderYou can watch Star Wars without the OT and miss pretty much nothing, and it all starts with TFA, not TLJ
>>738161437What the hell, I just finished replaying the game
>>738210446Yeah, it's pretty horrendous.JJ Abrams is a lot like that for me. In entertained while watching, but then I get home and start to think about the implication in his work and it's just all garbage.I'm not a fan of the Darth Caedus thing that happened in the EU but it was certainly better than that If I were to write a story set 30 years post-RotJ, it needs to show the characters long past their development in the films. Luke and Leia should be retired grandfathers by that time, Luke being slightly younger can still fill in the role of the mentor Jedi.
>>738161437>game was made with impressive graphical capabilities to showcase what the PS3 could do.>best version is the PS2 oneWhat gives.
Rey should be a nudist.
>>738210871have sex before posting please
>>738212071should be the new captcha
>>738213497You want the site to die overnight?
>>738213773yes
>>738207532>>738207660Vader is what keeps Star Wars cool since Luke is pretty lame and Han's old school.
>>738206624Tell me your issues with them.>>738210769Style over substance.
>>738210769>PS2*PSP
>>738214304Why didn't they just put the PS2 content in the PS3 game>>738214336Which one had all the cool extra levels like Nar Shaadaa and Starkiller visiting the Jedi Temple likes it's a tourist attraction version of a spiritual journey?
>>738214461>Which one had all the cool extra levels like Nar Shaadaa and Starkiller visiting the Jedi Temple likes it's a tourist attraction version of a spiritual journey?Both PS2 and PSP, but the latter also had movie battles and a horde mode.
I think this part of the episode was a much more explicit Force Unleashed reference than Maul holding his lightsabers backwards.
>>738207532>Disney made Vader cool and intimidating again!>Rogue One: fails to stop the rebels from escaping with the Death Star plans>Jedi Fallen Order: fails to stop Cal and Cere from escaping from the Fortress Inquisitorious>Jedi Survivor: successfully kills Cere Junda, fails to stop the Underground Force Railroad from getting to Tanalorr>Kenobi: uses the Force to rip a ship out of the air to prevent Kenobi's escape, turns out it's the wrong ship. Kenobi escapes. Fails to kill Reva (again). Gets his ass kicked by a rusty Obi-Wan Kenobi and left in pity.Perhaps he gets to be badass in the comics. That "all I'm surrounded by is fear and dead men" line is from the comics, right?
>>738214671>Vader fails in a prequel to the very first scene of ANHYou don't say
>>738214770Wow it's so badass watching him slowly murk some fodder as he fails his mission. Very cool, Disney! I'm very intimated.
>>738214810Reminder that Vader isn't remotely intimidating in ANH. He walks in after the danger is over, yells a bit, chokes a guy and almost dies. Whatever he does in Rogue One is objectively better than that.
>>738187086When Anita was allowed to infiltrate the industry.
>>738214547Oh, nice.
>>738214924>Vader kind of sucks in ANH actuallyHey, that's not true, he... uh... beat up an old man in the worst sword fight in all of Star Wars?
>>738214671>>Rogue One: fails to stop the rebels from escaping with the Death Star plansHe had already done that in ANH. Are you dumb?>Jedi Fallen Order: fails to stop Cal and Cere from escaping from the Fortress InquisitoriousHe failed to stop the OT gang from escaping the Death Star in ANH and Bespin in ESB. Why is this an issue now?>Jedi Survivor: successfully kills Cere Junda, fails to stop the Underground Force Railroad from getting to TanalorrHe failed to stop the rebels in every single film.He's still a villain, he loses in the end, the point is that he has a lot of feats in the journey there>Kenobi: uses the Force to rip a ship out of the air to prevent Kenobi's escape, turns out it's the wrong ship. Kenobi escapes. Fails to kill Reva (again). Gets his ass kicked by a rusty Obi-Wan Kenobi and left in pity.You got a point there, but Kenobi was awful even by Disney standards
>>738161437and no likes or remembers him either. Weird that.
>>738210871>>738209753>>738210054We want Talon video games
>>738214558what's it ripping off though, what scene in TFU
>>738161437except he was trained almost from birth to be a jedi/sith, and everyone in that game is shown to have ridiculous force powers
>>738218902plus all of starkiller's silliest wank is non-canon whatif stuff