>walk into GameStop>see thisWat do?
>>738164850turn 360 degrees and walk away
Buy Disco Elysium at half price because it was a used copy
walk out because i don't have any reason to be there
Somehow, scene girls have returned
>>738164850turn aroundopen the doorget on the flooreverybody walk the dinosaur
>>738164850rape and forcefully impregnate
>>738164850Buy a used 3DS for $309.99 + tax + tip
>>738164850Ask her to go back to the kitchen
>>738165018I need to get off this website 15 years ago
>>738165005No one's ever really gone.
>>738164850>Buy what I'm looking for>Say thanks>LeaveYou're asking as if us seeing women in real life is out of the ordinary
>>738165005the juxtaposition between the 2000s look and giant slab phone is amusing ot me
>>738165052for me, its 22 years
>>738165071For terminally online m*n it is. They think we're a rare species or smtg
>>738164850I challenge her to a penis size comparison competition.
>spaghetti starts falling out of cargo shorts pockets>b-back that ass up>begin to cry
>>738164850Wonder why the fuck I just walked into a GameStop and walk out. She looks like she does scat porn.
>>738165005and that's a good thingI also enjoy how zoommerettes all dress in like weeb fetish gear too for some reason>>738165018>>738165052>>738165142>I've been on this site since 2008 because Keven Perara told me about it on attack of the show
>>738165005society is healing
>>738164850Whoa hey guys
>>738164850
>>738164850>Miss I don't have time to talk. Can I have a copy of the newest pokemans asap
>>738165005Cultural appropriation. Zoomers will never understand how 2deep4u MCR, The Used, Starting Line, Jack's Mannequin/SoCo, etc. were. You could just yell shit like "When I was" or "Where are you" and some kindred spirit would finish the lyrics.
>>738165005Except they're all fat now
>>738165208>tears form a puddle on the floor>slip and fall>try and turn it into a dance move to save face>knock over 2 shelves full of PS5s
There are still Gamestops? Like the three closest ones all closed. No idea where the next one is.
Do a 360Realize I have no gameWaggle my way out
>>738164850>nose ringBACK DEMON
>>738165253You could crack skulls with a set of chompers like those
>>738164850>Foid of the monthzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>738165223>>738165052>>738165142i've been here since '07
>>738165279>tfw EB is officially kill nowThey managed to outlast video rental chains by about a decade. Not bad for a company that was reduced to stocking Tel Aviv Popshit and subpar quality shirts.
>>738164850attempt to fuck herI am always surprised just how attractive some women can be and still be willing to fuck a fat ugly dickhead like me
>>738165327>i have been on this website to see the original scene girls and the eventual return about 20 years laterI'm gonna fucking hurl
>>738165005Poor imitation of a better time. This is like the modern day trap. She will never smoke a cigarette with you under the bleachers while ranting about niggers. She'll probably just call you problematic and doomscroll tiktok. Why even live bros.
>>738164942fpbp
>>738164850turn 360 degrees and walk in and out repeatedly
>>738164850Serious question: how is gamestop still in business? Is the used retro market really that big to keep them profitable?
>>738165374Stud over here lel
>>738164850Too bad she only fucks black men. Check her onlyfans.
>>738165271Scene girls back in the day were usually chubby. Soft squishy tummies
>>738164942This. I have no patients for thots, hoes, sluts, for females in general.
and the yids have arrived
>>738165492Im black
>>738164850retro game resellers should all die
>>738165516nigger
>>738165423this is something critical people don't understand, we are right in the middle of a cultural Zeitgeist changed. we just got over the Tumblr era and they still might drag a few with them. scene chicks especially.
>>738165507There's a difference between modern fat and 00s fat. I don't know how but they aren't the same and the modernnis way worse
>>738165271wow ur a faggot
>>738165453funko pops
>>738165423>Why even live bros.To die in the forever wars on behalf of flesh eating peds probably. I'm more concerned about the garbage technological progression that we've been stuck with.
>>738165492okay rabbi
>>738164850Why do women purposely make themselves ugly with those stupid ass piercings? Also I can tell she's a drug addicted city girl that thinks every night should be a party.
>>738165209you sound like you do scat jazz,
>>738165516why?
>>738165678Incel fag lmao
>>738165005larping whore.
>>738165453>popshit>"""Gamer""" gear >One Piece flags>sweatshop shirts>bins full of near 20 year old 360/PS3 games that were traded in by nigs and the poor for their next fixGrim state of affairs desu.
>>738165752Whatever you say, simp.
>>738165785Only femcels and trolls use incel. You're likely talking to a real land whale. Shoot your shot, anon!
>>738165034>>738165527What went wrong?
>>738165005its all performative for views on tiktok
>>738164850Ask if they have battle toads for the Xbox 360
>>738165841Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
>>738164850I completely ignore all femoid dingbats who wear a cattle ring in their nose.
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>>738164850would doink, she has nice tits and i bet she squeaks when she cums
>>738164850can she fart on my ps5
>>738165005go to a community college art building if you want to see these bitches so bad
>>738165005she looks she smells stale and rancid
Gamestop just made an offer of $55.5 billion to buy ebay. Any /biz/ smarties mind telling me how that works? Leveraged buyout or something, right? That means ebay would have to foot the bill and why the eff would they even do that in the first place if they're the ones being bought?
>>738165005I hate how zoomettes move in tiktok videos. I get a sense of uncanny valley.
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>738165253Those are some serious teef m8
>>738166401bitch is like a xenomorph caked in makeup and piercings. this generation is fucked
>>738166078it doesn't look like the type of shit that happened to EA or toys r us/remington with the VC hedgefund bullshit. Gamestop is using gamestop stock to fund part of the sale. Gamestop has like zero debt and a retarded amount of cash on hand and market cap due to the GME memestock shit and squeeze
>>738165672>I'm more concerned about the garbage technological progressionbe grateful they haven't reset us yet. gotta drag out the resource farm somehow
>>738166460the ice skater girl is bubbly
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>>738164850i hate women so much its unreal
>>738164850>septum piercingProjectile vomit onto her face and then leave as I meant to go into Cheesecake Factory.
>>738166460Shes a rye Lee, short for alien. She’s actually omnipotent. She is literally god, he’s been cloning himself through sexual reproduction and then developing civilizations for his clones to live and breed in. He names all his clones fucked up names, you’d be surprised how many names he’s got, I’ve seen at least like 30 different names. They’re all the same person, his real brain he’s lied about is hidden deep in the ocean, where nobody can find it. He’s said his true body can and does leave the ocean and he can fly. He’s been here like billions of years too before we arrived. He also doesn’t let anyone else have sex, only he gets to do them. But he says he also dies after, and that it’s not a problem he’s interested in preventing because he likes to keep reincarnating inside of new clones and then having more sex with them. So that’s like the true history, of this shitty place.
>>738166594yea sure but she is still average looking. She could be bubbly and good looking
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>>738165005inorganic
>>738164850>d-do y-you bat-battletoads? h-ahah>run awayGottem.
>>738165034Lmao I'll pass, I bought an excellent condition New 2DS XL for £180
>>738166802It also helps that Alysa isn't a traitorous commie whore.
>>738166802These are both mid tho.
>>738166650based
>>738164942you dumbass, you'd be facing the same way
>>738166989>implying
>>738164850buy evverything
>>738165767Youll have 20 360/PS3 games if you're lucky (they will be on the bottom of the shelf after the alphabet ends on their respective current console).
>>738164850>Drops spaghetti
>>738166989Sometimes all a man wants is his favorite mid
>>738167302Tristana.
>>738165253Last time I saw a set of teeth like that, they were gnawing on a stable door. I'm in love with her
>>738164850you can tell shes a gamer because she has something hanging from her nose
