How do we get gen alpha to like old games without it being shitty remasters
collide your head with a speeding train nigger
They are called zoomers. Get it right.
You need to understand that gaming is social, just like every other hobby. Only an outcast would play old shit that nobody cares about by himself.
Your art is still ugly.
>>738165418Zoomers were born in the late 90s and are on their late twenties by now. Gen A are those born in the 2010s. You are older than you think.
>>738165530And your still gay but you don't see me complaining
>>738165135she cute...
>>738165135I don’t get why people bitch so much about old games. Fucking boomers were playing Pong and other shit with their kids. And Gen X was going to arcades and playing games made to eat away quarters. Not being able to master tank controls or anything else just seems overtly retarded compared to all that.
>>738165135The real answer is: who cares? Everyone born after 2000 is a fucking golem. I don't want them in my hobby.
>>738165135>>738165530I think it looks good>>738165135Only ways I can think of would be:>if a youtuber/influencer played/streamed it>if the parent/family member of said generation played and the kid liked the game>through some sort of major advertisement campaign
>>738165135they don't even like single-player games
>>738165135By actually releasing these old games.The original Resident Evil trilogy only became available last year.
>>738165135Goo old games are timeless. Go give a kid Mario 3 and he'll like it. What kids won't like are old games that aren't that good and were only good for their time.
>>738165597Alphies started in 2013 and later fucktard. Everything that is wrong in the world was caused by people who grew up watching let's players and plush videos, not kids screaming 67. It was your kind's fault not theirs.
>>738165135You mean those really shitty side pixel games where you died for not seeing the side of the screen on time? Yeah no thanks.
>>738166714>everything that is wrong in the world was caused by zoomersthat's fucking retarded and you're a retard for thinking that
>>738165597Just like boomer = anyone over 30, zoomer = anyone under 20. Keep up.
>>738165135Just recommend some if an Alphie seems bored with contemporary games. Zoomers and Alphies are honestly a lot more tolerant of low fidelity than millennials ever were.>>738165530Nigger.
>>738165597Don't bother, millennials are quickly approaching 50 and thus their "young people bad" senses are shifting into maximum overdrive. They knew "zoomer = younger than me" 10 years ago, so they'll keep calling anyone in the 10-20 range a zoomer for the next 50 years, because when you look up 'arrested development' in the encyclopedia, you see a picture of a fat, balding millennial wearing a star wars t-shirt.Just laugh at their impotent rage and move on.
>>738166831>Side pixel gameWho the fuck calls it that?
>>738165530>NOOOO WHERE'S THE COPY PASTE WOJAK EDITS NOOOO
>>738167271It's a term for those shitty pixel games, like the old Mario games. Pic related
>>738166714There isn't an official range for generations. Depending on who you ask those born in 2010 are late zoomers or gen Aspie.
>>738167362It’s called a side-scroller.
>>738167584that’s a 2D rougelike actionplat
>>738167584Maybe if you were born in like before 2000 maybe. I was born in 2007 and it's basically what all my old highschool classmates called them, because they are shitty side pixels.
>>738167691>2007
>>738167691>Thought you were underage>Look it up>People born in 2007 are now 18 and 19.>These people actually call side-scrollers fucking side pixels
>>738166831>You mean those really shitty side pixel games where you died for not seeing the side of the screen on time? Yeah no thanks.>I was born in 2007 and it's basically what all my old highschool classmates called them, because they are shitty side pixels.
>>738167691I was born in 2001 and had friends that would talk video games with me I have never in my life heard someone say side pixels are you American this has to be like a how people in the mid west call soda pop
>>738165135You don't every generation of uncs thinks their stuff was amazing and wants the kids to experience it. The kids don't care. Don't embarrass yourself. Leave em to their Roblox
>>738167691I was born in 2000 and they’re called side scrollers.
>>738167691>2007actual underage alert
>>738168113>Leave em to their RobloxBut there game is shit and retarded and most of the time copies of other games
>>738168152Sadly he actually isn't underaged
>>738167195Did the word zoomer mindbreak you this bad?All generations alive suffer from arrested development. Your great grandparents are wearing Elvis t-shirts and think "young people bad" about boomers and gen x. As will you one day wear a Fortnite t-shirt while bald, not only just thinking of fat soibois anymore, but also "young people bad" about the betoids and gammoids the alphoids eventually will shit out.
>>738168163Pipe down ESL
>>738167874It's a falseflagging unc for sure. Not sure why they get their rocks off pretending to be ignorant zoomies online
>>738168189You needed ai to do basic math for you?
>>738168189Nowadays ppl consider 21+ year olds as children,
>>738168348SHE WAS 21 YEARS 364 DAYS 11 HOURS 59 MINUTES OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>738165135rape gen alpha brats
>>738165530What the hell man. That's my art, not the usual guy. Why am I catching strays?
>>738168348Zoomers who have had their brains completely fried by social media do not count as people.
>>738165418alphoomers
>>738168471Do you post you art somewhere?
>>738168471>Forgot to write "LOOK">Only just notice it nowFUCK
>>738168463This
Searching for "side pixel" brings up no results on any platform. It's always corrected to side scroller or some visual technique, but nothing related to video games. What a shitty bait.
>>738165135Larping zoomer with an age regression fetish>>738168783actual AlphieGODDESS.
>>738168708I have no online presence. I only post on here and I haven't drawn in years. I just like Alphie.
>>738168902(Six seven I'm going to heaven) that is so fucking stupid but it makes me laugh
>>738165135>>738167036God i love her design so muchit appeals to all my kinks
>>738169401I heard it from a little kid when I went out trick or treating. Some Christian family was doing an anti-halloween thing and handing out pamphlets for their church and this little kid comes up to me and ask me if I knew what Six Seven meant. He then gave me a pamphlet and said I'm going to heaven. It was the funniest shit I ever heard.
>>738169904>taking inspiration from real gen alphaThe only way to make it sound authentic lol but funny story nonetheless also handing out pamphlets with no candy bullshit way to try a sway people to not like Halloween.
>>738165135You need to learn a thing or two about shilling. Contact onibros. They are the greatest warriors on /v/
>>738170348No thanks. Our live for Alphie is genuine.
>>738168902I like your art, good work!
>>738170318I remember one year I got a christian comic pamphlet when I went trick or treating in like first grade and it was about a girl who was terminally ill with cancer and found God before she fucking diedit wasn't a very long comic, and the art was actually pretty good for what it was and while I like it now and wish I kept it I still think "What kind of fuck gives this out to like, kindergartners and first graders lmao"
>>738167195Man zoomzooms have really gotten bitter about millenials lately, like REALLY bitter
>>738170773sounds like a Jack Chick tract
>>738165135pedigree, mostly. no one's bashing a nintendo game for being old
>>7381681522007 was 18 years agoThink about it
would draw alphie againbut all ideas are cringe and lame
>>738171807do your own shit if you believe /v/ is so retarded (you are right)
>>738165135
>>738171968My ideas are cringe and lame too.
>>738170856Dno why, not like millenials had it much better in terms of oppertunity, at best millenials got to see a better world growing up but never really got to take part in it like their parents could or had any political power to influence it.Millenials did get to create internet culture though so that was nice.
>>738172214shes too old shes a hebe
>>738165135They would need to have affordable entertainment systems first everything is expensive and the zeitgeist doesn't care
I've missed a bunch of alphie threads, anyone has all or most of her art in a .zip?
>>738173880Nah
>>738173880Just go into the archives and search her up
>>738175993Cant find her
>>738165135It's the duty of their parents, peers, siblings, etc to introduce them to older games and actually engage in said games with them if people care about getting <currentgeneraton> interested in pretty much anything. You don't just sit around and expect kids to pick old games when they have so many choices for shit now. >>738172383I'd argue the older millennials got it a lot better, even if it was by a cunt's hair. But the younger side still born in the 90s got caught up pretty bad in the whole mess everyone else trying to find their footing as an adult is in right now, it's insane how much just a few years can matter in that regard.
>>738172383>Millenials did get to create internet culture though...and then ruin it with faggot and tranny worship, crying about racism and begging for censorship. Just look at how many old internet icons are complete faggots now.
>>738167874>Look it upthe fuck do you mean "look it up"?
>>738165135... are her eyes open but lightly colored, or is she constantly slightly tearing up with her eyes closed?
>>738165530That's kinda rude, I don't care for it but I wouldn't call it ugly.
>>738165530Better than a million wojacks.
>>738178385Grey eyes
>>738166714>>738166905Honestly as a zoomer who grew up alongside a lot of these people who watched let's plays I also had a huge hate boner for it ever since then.I would always emulate older shit and play it, maybe rarely checking out like some youtuber playing a game mostly with other people, but there really were a ton of annoying people my age just non stop watching them and they would talk shit about the games I'd emulate and how old they are.
>>738178290Wow, Youtubers and streamers are trannies--who knew? Millennials are still the entire oldfag population. Every generation is 80% stupid assholes, and I'm sick of these generation wars. Didn't use to have them at all.
>>738178520I was thinking something like Idubbz and Filthy Frank. Both were popular on old youtube and were happy to post edgy content. Meanwhile today Frank just makes sadboy music for mentally ill roasties and Idubbz is a pussywhipped beta male simp who probably will end it all with murder-suicide. Extra sad considering he's the same guy who harassed a whore IRL and told her to say nigger.
>>738178520You're right. In any generation the problem has always been sociopaths and thr normalfags that follow them.
>>738178290>reeee tranny tranny tranny gays!Stormfag-kun...
>>738179149Yes
>>738177691Welp...should have been there
>>738180305How did she start
>>738165597Zoomers are everyone after millennials, forever.
>>738167691>side pixelsAs opposed to... what sort of pixels?
I saw a zoomer say that alpha is going to hate zoomers and millenals because "we could have stopped all the bad things from happening." Was he right?
>>738180493I've been hearing that one from my mother who was a boomer about her grandmother's generation. I'm pretty sure it's a generational meme until it actually happens. It's more like taking bets when we'll actually be fucked and the odds keep getting better. On the flipside, nearly anyone posting here has access to technology, education and healthcare standards that mog the shit out of a century ago, so I'm banking on more of a Byzantine slow decline where we're all in the shit but it takes a while to actually collapse, just a slow attrition of government services blinking out one by one while other countries get slowly annexed to the new new world order. I have a sidebet on India/Pakistan or Israel/Anyone nuking the shit out of each other though.
>>738180493>we could have stopped bad things from happeningDude we are literally continously trying to kill the elites they are just too powerful
>>738180493Right in the sense younger zoomers will hate the older ones and millenials, sure, same as every other generation. Right in the sense it could have been stopped? lmao no, maybe if we had gotten together a lynched the boomers before they could fuck everything up but that's unrealistic.
Why do kids born after 2004 get autistic after seeing a psp online?
>>738180921Because it's older than they are.
>>738180921I wish more people bought a vita.
>>738180326I think this is the first one not sure https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736416276/#736436431 just search alphie and you'll fine something
>>738165135tfw no aspie gf
>>738181125Why did she piss herself?
>>738181125This is truly pathetic shit and indeed "what no pussy does to a mf".
>>738181125this is more than I could handle.
>>738181125Is part of the appeal that men use their parental instincts on someone who is still a woman and looks like one?
>>738181125>will not fuck herNigga why the fuck are you even in a relationship if you aren't fucking? That's not romance, that's you having a pet.
>>738167691And you're from the US? Everyone I knew called them scotformers
>>738181125That's not assburgers, that's full on downs. Aspies are more like functional but weird, not literal piss themselves retards.
>>738181125>aspie gfWhat are they like? Are they worth it?
>>738181334Isn't that hot enough?
>>738181347>It's realhttps://wackoid.com/game/what-is-a-scotformer-heres-a-brief-history-and-explanation/
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/736481630/>found the previoius thread in my history first try
>>738181541>scotformerI bet the author of the article made it up and pretended it was a thing.
>>738181474Sex is vital for actually forming romantic bonds. It's how humans work. A "romantic" relationship that is completely sexless is not one at all.
>>738181541That's not the first thread however
Recommend me a entry level pocket pussy that wont break the bank. Feel free to recommend other types of male pleasure thingamabobs
>>738181997Whatever streetwalker you have on your local whoring street.
>>738170856>shit on people non-stop for over a decade>wtf, why don't you like me
>>738181997Bad Dragon's Natascha is a classic
>>738180493Entirely possible, but it depends on what happens within the next 10 years or so. Multiple people have taken shots at politicians and CEOs - some more successful than others - most of them young millennials or zoomers. With the way things are going, I can see the amount of people doing that increasing as it becomes increasingly difficult to buy food or own a home and people's savings deplete while they work crappy jobs with no upward mobility because employers are increasingly encouraged to squeeze both employee and customer until there's nothing left. En masse, people only fight when cornered like animals, you've got to make it so they only options available to them are revolt or die; usually this happens when a significant portion of people are starving to death and that probably won't happen anytime soon. But, in the meantime, things will get worse and people will begrudge those they consider as responsible for the bad things happening to them and those they love. Expect escalating violence over the next 10-20 years unless the economy gets unfucked somehow (lol).This is not an endorsement, I do not advocate violence of any kind. I have no such motivations, I am a pacifist content with his life and that will not change. I am simply observing trends and making predictions about the behavior of others unrelated to myself.
>>738181125this is cuckold porn btw, not even joking
>>738170773>"find King Yahweh the stormbringer">so that he won't throw you in his torture volcano he made especially to torture youThe religious are deranged people that get off on scaring children with violence.
>>738170773breaking news: people who hear voices and talk to imaginary beings who supposedly give them instructions are not well
>>738165135Encourage piracy. I can't tell you how many games I was exposed to because my dad loaded up the family PC with the entire NES and SNES library. Kids will play what is the most easily available to them, that's part of why mobile gaming got so huge. Give them a simple way to access the classics and they'll play them.
>>738181334>that's you having a pet.>he doesn't fuck his pets??????
>>738178519>Honestly as a zoomer who grew upStopped reading there. You aren't better than them, you are still one of them zoom-zoom. No mercy for your kind.
>>738182492I don't believe you
>>738181207>>738181385That's not pee.>>738183749Ignorance is bliss but I fucked up my Phosani run so now I'm going to lash out my pain by giving you the honest hard truth.
>>738167036>millenials>not tolerant of low fidelity gamesMillenial is just a catch all term for anything you don't like isn't it?
>>738165418Oldest zoomers turn 30 this year
>>738182060Literally every generation does it. You niggers are going to do it to Alpha too.
>>738167584You mean hollowlike?
>>738184165And the youngest ones are being born this second. Also the oldest are around 33.
>>738167036>Zoomers and Alphies are honestly a lot more tolerant of low fidelity than millennials ever were.Objectively not true.
>>738166714Just shows how much of a failure your generation is when it raises another generation of failures. Pathetic to shit on zoomers when you're the cause of them.
>>738184291>the cycle of abuse is good, actually>stop getting mad at us, just let us do to you what boomers did to us
>>738165530I find it funny how he looks for these threads say his catchphrase and leaves and refuses to reply to anyone rightfully calling him a nigger
>>738184291I will not. I will end the cycle, I WILL BREAK THE ETERNAL CHAIN!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W_VST7pypA
>>738170856They've literally spent their entire lives listening to boomers tell them about how millenials somehow ruined the world before they were able to vote or even enter the work force
>>738167691Oh god, I'm old enough to be your daddy. What the fuck anon, get out of here
>>738178520The generation wars on here feel like scraping the absolute bottom of the barrel for things to complain and rage about. Bunch of still relatively young guys acting like they're 60 year old stereotypes.
resident evil was always low iq though. silent hill is better
>>738181535So it's just a platform game with a "mascot" character? Did this really warrant a separate label?
>>738184528Yeah?
>>738184075>phosanipet hunting?
>>738167691>I was born in 2007>Not instantly banneday dios....
>>738167691>2007Mod-s-s... Wait, no... it can't be...
>>738187036Nah, just doing it as a moneymaker, thought about going for the pet but that's probably a tad bit too autistic for me, a bit too shit for Mokhaiotl and I find the fight really fun, probably my favorite designed bossfight.
>>738165135Stop making me want to do lewd things with gen A girls
>>738168471>>738168902>no online presenceso I can't see your uncropped pics?
>>738182408Things are getting worse but at the same time access to virtually unlimited entertainment has become incredibly cheap so everyone always has some sort of distraction from the absolute state of the world available to them. It will be interesting to see how bad things have to get before the discomfort becomes too much to bear for people.
>>738184291I hope they don't. millennials, gen z and gen alpha should unite against boomers and the older members of gen x.
>>738184418Yeah it is you zoomer fuck, you're gonna do it whether you realize it or not.
>>738168902Post 'em on vidya dot pics where a few others are. No sense letting solid drawings fade into the aether
>>738165418Zoomers are 30something uncs broThey might love mascot horror and roblox but they are fully grown men
>>738184291I'm not shitting on them for being alphas, i shit on their tastes.Although, i kinda feel bad for shitting on them directly because it's mostly millennial failures' fault.In fact, now that i think about it alphas could've been based if it wasn't for fucking millennials, fuck those trannies and fuck the boomers that raised them!
>>738190784Zoomers are doing the exact same thing to gen Beta despite mewling nonstop about how awful ipad babies are and how they would never
>>738190784How did millennials affect alphas in anyway? It's not like they have kids. I feel like every generation alive today besides the boomers themselves has baby boomers for parents.
Recommend it to them, it’s not that hard. Whether or not they bite is on them really but there will be a few that are receptive and down to try as long as you aren’t being a sperg about it.
>>738191320The kids of millenials are gen Alpha.
Alphie sex
>>738188541Can't have that. The division must continue.
>>738173880I haven't seen any new ones outside the initial burst from the first three threads. Those had a lot of draw fags hovering. The alphie threads after that actually stuck to the discussion OP was pushing.
>>738197387my mouse got stolen and i am too lazy to buy a new one so i could draw sorry
>>738165597I'm 30 and I'm barely considered a zoomer
>>738178336It's a known phenomenon that looking up generally provides the answers you're looking for.That's why no one does it.
>>738197692God bless you. Not only for giving us Alphie but also starting non-rage bait threads. You're a hero.Your art is not ugly
>>738165135rape correct gen alpha
my iq is 117 what is a game for me
>>738197923if you're 30 you're a 96er that makes you the oldest millennial not a zoomer
>>738167691Anons will feel real dread when 2010 born become 18 year olds
>>738167195it will happen to you
>>738167691TIMEIS COMING FOR (You)
>>738167691boomer bros...
>>738200589Europa Universalis 2
>>738200674you mean youngest?
>>738197961if that's you, you don't have the right to act smug when you can't do 2 digit subtractions in your head
>>738167691nobody does this
TES6 will release closer to 2050 than to Morrowind
forced meme
>>738167195Star wars came out before millennials were born, dumbass
>>738200727The good thing about 18 year olds is that I keep getting older while they stay the same age
>>738184649I think it's because social media is accelerating it all. The younger generations are unbelievably neurotic about their ages and about everything, but it was *never* like this, before. Never. I never thought for a second about what generation I was part of until zoomers and younger on social media started psyopping eachother on TikTok about it. Basically, we're fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked. Gotta destroy the 'net.
>>738181125>>738182492>>738184075>brown cuck artist drawing "cute" stuffi knew something was wrong.
>>738165135Why? There are plenty of new games that cover whatever styles of gameplay old ones do. Have them play those.
>>738165135Zoomer here, to get retro games mainstream you need somebody like Scott the Woz to feature em. Even then it wouldn't really get them INTO retro games but rather just the ones they talk about. Any zoomer who isn't an super autismo like me isn't going to suddenly start spending 3 hours on a thurday night swapping between 4 atari games. Night Driver, Choplifter, Solaris, and River Raid were the games incase nobody was wondering.
>>738203071>Night Driver, Choplifter, Solaris, and River Raid were the games incase nobody was wondering.Nice, though the Sega version of Choplifter is the best one, either on Master System or arcade.
>>738201345yh my bad
>>738173880https://files.catbox.moe/4o2b9d.zip
>>738165135Make a Roblox version of it. My kid was playing Balatro on Roblox, but never had any interest in the actual game.
>>738181347That's a funny name. I'd have called them Chazzwazzers.
