it's that easy.
Yeah I'm not paying 400 dollars just because Donkey Kong looks above average, sorry console bro
>>738165653>marketing advertisement says product is good>goycattle claps in agreement
>>738165753and Mario Kart Worldand Splatoon Raidersand Kirby Air Ridersand Poketopiaand Hyrule Warriors Imprisonmentand Fire Emblem Fortuneand Pokemon WWand Duskbloodsand Smash 6but "no games" right?
>>738165868>listing games that don't even have release dateshaha yeah
>>738165868>only muh exclusives count as gamesOkay genius, what if none of the genres/type of game the exclusives are appeal to me? Now what?
>>738165868Smash 6 is the only one with a chance of being good and it's not a particularly high chance. It's just not worth that much money, consoles are a thing from before the multiple economic crises with stagnant wages.
now post sony's exclusives
>>738165868>and Mario Kart WorldWorse than MK8>and Splatoon RaidersI already played Salmon Run and Side Order>and Kirby Air RidersI already played Kirby Air Ride>and PoketopiaLol>and Hyrule Warriors ImprisonmentAge of Calamity was not good and I'm not interested in a sequel>and Fire Emblem FortuneWorse than Three Houses, which was already bad>and Pokemon WWLol>and DuskbloodsLol>and Smash 6Fucking Lol
>>738165998>what if I don't play gamesdamn, you got him there
>>738166105Exact same nonsense as sonyfag gaslighting with the same messaging when you don't give a fuck about movie games. Eat shit.
>everyone gave up on the PS5damn. that's... pathetic.
>no one>…>tendies>”the switch has games according to this advertisement!”>gets upset when others disagreeWhat exactly was your goal here?
>>738166198False equivalence. He said "games" not "movie games."
>>738166421>erm- they dont count because i dont like 'em!why are snoys so mentally ill?
>>738166506and yet youll go on a tirade about how Astro Bot, Ghost of Yotei, Saros, and Demon's Souls remake don't count because you dont like them
>>738166549>4 gameshow long has this console been out for again?
>>738166549>shitty mario game>woke of tsushima>sar the game>demon's souls demakewow. there really is no reason to buy a ps5 at all...
>>738166639there it is>>738166587doesnt really matter. the fact is right now they arent all that much different, add gta 6 to the mix and that outweighs essentially everything on the switch 2
>>738166506You literally make this thread almost daily to antagonize people and find an excuse to rant about the competition.
>>738166778>add gta 6 to the mix and that outweighs essentially everything on the switch 2lol >>738165913
>>738165868>and [toddler game]>and [toddler game 2]>and [toddler game 3]>...Who cares? When is it getting real games?>it has Pragmata!Dumbed down and ugly, yes. Diana's hair is basically a helmet.
>>738166825GTA 6 has a release date and has been shown off more than all of those Nintendo games without a release date. Also they said marketing will begin soon
>>738166837>i-i-IT DOESNT COUNT BECAUSE I SAID SO CHUDmeds
>>738165653>People find out about playstation's Always Online DRM>suddenly I see people are canceling their PSN subscriptions or selling their PS5s while also seeing more people buy a switch 2>saaaros is some shitty goyslop for cucks>snoys can't help but either bring up nintendo stocks or claim the switch 2 "flopped"This has been a terrible week for snoys
>>738166979>Always online DRM>Actually is a one time check to prevent people from doing the refund method scam
>>738167007>"T-This timer is only for PSN+ games!">"I-It's photoshopped!">"I-It's a bug!">"I-It's a one time check!"
>>738167239SIE spokesperson confirmed it though
There seems to be a very weird campaign to try and portray and or/cause Switch 2 to be a flop, despite literally zero evidence of this being the case.
>>738167451Nobody is going to sit there and act like what they've done is a total failure. However there is nuance to it. 5m Switch 2s have been sold at a loss and would lead to a downward trend in profit, as stated by Furukawa himself. What you're seeing isn't exactly a normal console launch. They are also selling less software on Switch 2 per unit out there. They also lost 2-3m yearly users since it launched.
>>738166918>uses "chud" seriouslyImagine being that gay.
>>738167451It's not a flop by any stretch of the imagination. It just sucks. Snoys and tendiesnoys try to claim that popularity equals quality, and it just indicates that there are a lot of NASCAR fans (poor and stupid people) buying their products.
I have never owned a nintendo and havent had a console since PS3. I told tendies i will get Nintendo if they get some more mature exclusive game so I hope duskbloods will deliver.Otherwise i will play those two Zelda games the seem okay and new Metroid + some childish shit like mario kart and similar. If anyone can recommend some games that dont exist on PC that are exclusive pls reply, it can be playstation remakes as long as they dont exist on PC.
>>738167551>meanwhile in realityFastest selling console of all time
>>738167804I don't understand why you snoys are so obsessed with sales figures when the games fucking suck.
>>738165653>
>>738167804That doesn't mean its not under abnormal circumstances. You clearly ignored all of the vital points as to how people do have a point about it.
I follow tendies online and irl and the only thing that theyve been playing for like 4 months is pokopia and tomodachi which are farm sim/doll house cozy games for women that you cant lose. Everyone in these games are happy and you cant do bad things or get assholes, just cookie cutter family friendly good boys and girlsis this all it has to offer? People are playing spay the spire, deadlock, mewgenics, pragmata etc why would you waste 800 on cozy baby games for women? No wonder why i see tendies seething about haters over discussing their “games”
>>738165868that list doesn't count for some reason
It's mostly filled with mid exclusives and triple A slop, call me back when nintendo is the weeb machine again
>>738169341>I follow tendiesWhat
>>738169471are you retarded?
>>738169498No but I know for certain you're on several watch lists, fucking weirdo
>>738169465snitch poo is for women and babies now so shitendo will never go back to that era especially after the movie
>Snoy hourly seethe threadI guess they didn't like the new saars game
>>738169553Considering the first movie came out in 2023 and that when they started becoming the new snoy yeah that make sense
>>738165868>He had to list upcoming and unknown games to cope with how shitty the current lineup isI pity tendies.
>>738169465your trusty otaku allies siiirs
>>738169341>i watched people play a cozy game and there was no gun and ball. wtf???
>>738165653Why are Nintendo lying?
>>738165653>still doesn't have trophies in 2026lol, lmao even
>>738170190there has been one non cozy game that was fun and it was bananza. Shitendo hasnt released a fun game to blast through since and theyve all been either shovelware (air riders, tennis, age of calamity) or cozy games like tomodachi, pokopia and soon to be yoshi (cant even be damaged in that game)I want A GAAAAAME. For how much tendies love seething about movie games they sure love defending mario movie and cozy farm games that are impossible to lose in
>>738170382>NOOO YOU CANNOT MAKE LOW BUDGET GAMES. IT HAS TO BE ALL TRIPLE-A REVENGE IS BAD TOMB RAIDER CLONESthis is why sony failed btw.
>>738170429>TRIPLE-A REVENGE IS BAD TOMB RAIDER CLONEScalm down tendie you seem angry. I guess wanting more games like bananza has warped your fucking brain into your boogeyman because i dare criticized nintendo btw my GOTY is slay the spire 2 thats far from what you mentioned
>>738170573>shits on games he's never played>criticismsure, bro.
>>738170382No one is falling for your fake concern bullshit, snoy
>>738169341>>is this all it has to offer?>deliberately avoid mentioning games like Dynasty Warriors Origins, Pragmata, the last Resident Evil trilogy, Mouse PI, etc.who are you trying to fool, shitposter-kun?
>>738170825is the snoy in the room right now?
>>738170860oh nevermind you did mention Pragmata but that game is also on Switch 2, so I guess it no longer counts as shitposting material against the console
>>738165868This post absolutely rattled the poorfags on this board. Immediate seething at all the games that they won't be able to pirate. The next few years of the Switch 2 will be very entertaining both for the games and the online sour grapes.
>>738165868>and Mario Kart WorldPack in, open world sucks>and Splatoon RaidersLooks like a PS3 game and has that shitty fog everywhere>and Kirby Air RidersOnline is dead and full of bots, shit-all single player content>and PoketopiaGarbage>and Hyrule Warriors ImprisonmentNo one cares about BoTW era Zelda>and Fire Emblem FortuneLooks like ass, no release date>and Pokemon WW30FPS and looks like shit in 2027>and DuskbloodsNo single player>and Smash 6Literally years away
>>738170860>lists games ive played on PC and xboxokay but when is an actual game coming aside from fire emblem?
>>738170429Literally all Nintendo is shitting out is low budget garbage.Look at this shitLook at the texture compressionLook at the fog everywhereThis is not anywhere near the standards of a $50-$60 videogame
>>738170880I see multiple snoy posts including yours ITT so yes
>>738171003meanwhile sony is struggling to release one game and it's always lesbian shit. kek.
>>738165868>IT DOESN'T COUNT IT DOESN'T COUNT IT DOESN'T COOOOOOOUNT!!!!!!!!strap in for 8 years of this lmao, they have ceaseless copes
>>738170954>>lists games ive played on PC and xboxcool story and goal moveposting bro but nobody cares, your initial argument was listing Tomodachi and Pokopia as the sole games to offer on Switch 2>implying you played the games I've listed anyway
>>738170927>snoys thinking people want toddlerslop>YOU'RE JUST PORTBEGGERSNobody cares, snoyboy.
>>738165653>xbox and playstation rape eachother into the dirt competiting with exclusives and price points>eventually they both wither up and die after killing eachothers profit margins>nintendo is still free to be a walled garden charging whatever they want for any shit they wantevil tricksy nips
>>738165653>Hello Goyim are you afraid of missing out yet?
>>738166050>any game I don't have some shitty meme rrsponse queued up for just get "lol" because I can't lose an internet argument, please stop arguing so I can winOkay, champ.
>>738171107>>738170903>>738170860If those count as games that means PS5 has thousands of games
>>738171010point to me where the snoy is without sounding like a lunatic
>>738171331right here >>738170382
>>738165653Does it?
>>738171051That one game has far better gameplay than most Nintendo games combined.
>>738171370>i want a game like bananza instead of braindead cozy games that might as well be movie games>SNOY SNOY SNOYguess bananza fans are snoys now. First OoTsnoys, then gamecubesnoys now bananzasnoys
>>738165653Id honestly rather buy the new steam controller than a switch 2 desu ngl
>snoys are getting nervous since nintendo will be releasing their quarterly report soonAh so that's what this is about
>>738165868What a bunch of babygame slop.
>>738171762TRVKE
>>738171428>snoys suddenly like woke nowlol. lmao.
>>738171914but tendies said tomodachi having they/them and gay relationships was a good thing?
>>738172008when did i say tendies? lol???
>>738172072>oh shit i got checkmated and caught what do I do?>i know ill play real dumb
>>738165868>all these pg 3 games and tendies think that they have the rights to throw shade at gachatards Lol
>>738172146why are you quoting your own thoughts
>>738172008At least in tomodachi life there's no censorship and forced /pol/ agenda, snoys are stuck with LGBT garbage while playing as a cuck or an ugly lesbian
So many jew shills lately
>>738172008so snoys can constantly shit on nintendo games because woke, but when sony does it, it's okay?
>>738166549you lost sealiontranny-15,000karma to ziony
Switch 2 can play Switch 1 gamesPS5 cannot play PS2 or PS1 games. PS4 & 5 have no games.Xbox has no games.Given these objective truths I do not understand how you guys are having console wars in 2026. It does not make sense.
>>738166979>This has been a terrible week for snoysOh.Oh no.Oh no anon. No my sweet summer child.It's been a DEVASTING YEAR for snoys.Every fucking week in 2026 there has SOMEHOW always been terrible news for sony.It's been four full months of endless bad news and fuck ups by sony.
>>738172296what? who is that?
>>738165753>just because Donkey Kong looks above averageI mean..does it?
>>738167551>5m Switch 2s have been sold at a loss and would lead to a downward trend in profit, as stated by Furukawa himself. What you're seeing isn't exactly a normal console launch. They are also selling less software on Switch 2 per unit out there. They also lost 2-3m yearly users since it launchedthis all bullshit snoy headcannon btw.-75,000karma to ziony
>>738170382Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment was a grand time.Kirby Air Riders is fantastic. Mario Kart World is great.Majogami ias both cute and quite fun.Deamon x Machina was pretty solid.Stay mad.You lost.
>>738172371>playing retarded-25,000karma to ziony
>>738166549lol
>"Shitch poo flopped!">"I have buyers remorse! I own a switch 2 and there's no games!!">"Durr who is [x]?">"B-but le stocks!">eric spamming>"IT DOESNT COUNT!!"Snoys need to get new material
>>738172507this game looks so good. i just wish it wasn't botw again...
>>738172321Can the Switch 2 play NES games without rebuying them? My PC can, and can play PC games from the 70s.
>>738172773much like sony can't produce games, snoys can't produce new arguments.It's quite fitting.
>>738172773But the real snoys are tendiesnoys.>SWITCH SOLD A LOT!!!!!>LOOK AT ALL THE GAMES FOR TODDLERS!!!!!>PORT BEGGARS!!!!!>NEW FROM GAME!!!!!!Sounds like snoys to me. Considering the first Playstation was a Nintendo product, you're the biggest snoys.
>>738172803It's honestly equal to or better than the OG HW.The grind is pretty minimal, every character actually feels good to play. The story is decent enough.I do recommend it even if you disliked AoC, it's a solid improvement over it.
>>738172810Can your PC play Switch 2 games?
>massive snoy deflecting and seetheYup.That'll be -3million karma to ziony.I look forward to the bad news on thrusday.Again.>>738172810post this pc then lad. With time stamp.
>>738172858i actually liked AoC. it's one of the best Musou games i've ever played alonges Three Hopes. ended up playing it twice after my save got corrupted. lol.
>>738172810>Can the Switch 2 play NES games without rebuying them? My PC canAre you saying that you buy NES roms on PC?
>>738172917>alongesmeant to type alongside
snoy sisters... hold me...
>>738172891I can play all the Switch 2 games. Here's my directory listing of them.>>738172943No, but I'm saying you can't read American.
>>738172662>so because other games did it, you can'tRetard take
>>738165868>and Mario Kart Worldtoddler game>and Splatoon Raiderstoddler game>and Kirby Air Riderstoddler game>and Poketopiatoddler game>and Hyrule Warriors Imprisonmenttoddler game>and Fire Emblem Fortunenuemblem>and Pokemon WWtoddler game>and Duskbloodstoddler game>and Smash 6toddler gametendies are so pathetic it's unreal
>>738172396Its all verifiable in their financial documents.
>>738165653It's called a Switch 2 because you SWITCH it off after TWO minutes^LOL, OK, let's settle down. I can only laugh so much (Me too!) (Don't forget about me as well! Bahahaha!)
>>738173054>w-well, all the games?... they're bad!why do snoys always act like children? lol. they dont even argue why they're bad.
>>738173141>lol>she even types like a child
>>738173141PS5 has no gamesXBOX has no gamestendies have no gamesSteamies? Well now we're talking
>>738165868The only 2 games on your list I want to play are Pokopia and DK Bananza.
>>738173143>the average snoy yearns for nintendo games
>>738173143>my PS5 isn't useless enough>I know!>linux!>>738173175Uh, sweaty. PC requires soldering together parts and moving those "files" around before finally your PC catches on fire and burns your entire neighborhood to the ground. At least on the Switch, I can sit on my couch and play. :3
>>738167551Niggerdeen tier posting
>>738172897Is any amount of news supposed to make you feel better about not getting a PS5?
>>738173224>I am retarted faggot that doesn't know how to use a computer, that means it's badIt's not that hard kiddo
>>738173175>Steamies? Well now we're talkingWhat games are you playing?
>>738165753>Donkey Kong looks above averageReally nigga
>>738173475It does look better than every other Switch 2 title, but above average is too nice. It looks above shit.
>>738173475Eric! :D
>>738173475there it is.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/sRMldYF02jMyozM0gRkHBg/
>>738172897>post a PC that can play NES games or old PC gamesAre you fucking stupid?>>738173338>ESL can't understand ironylawlle mayonnaise evenruffles have ridges>i am fat fuck>i am so fat i eat computers>imagine being at computers>so fat you look and see food
Why does Nintendo make this board so angry
>>738173613Because Nintendo cultist adults are embarrassingEven when I used to be a tendie as a kid, I was never at this level of blind fanaticism
>>738173613Its not Nintendo, its the two faced Tendies being hypocritical bastards.
>>738173601Now do Eric
>>738173434age of empires 2skyrimxcom2poe
>>738166105>not a single 4x or rts in the lineup>closest thing to any strategy switch has to offer is fire emblem which devolved into straight up vn decade agoConsolefags go and stay go.
Status? LOST.Anus? RAPED.
>>738173434HoMM Olden EraDyson Sphere ProgramCavalry GirlsUnderspaceSpacebourne2Approaching InfinityCiv5
i know it's controversial to say but i like mario kart world
>>738165653the games in question:>mario 38>mario but fightan 16>mario but drivan 23>mario but spinoff 32>mario but monke 19
Nintendo
>>738165653Based and true
>>738173175only brown indians say steamies
>>738175703insecure steamy
>>738165868>all of the day bro
>>738165653
>referencing meme from the ps3 era
>>738175736What about other game?
>>738165868>and Hyrule Warriors Imprisonmentbe serious
>>738165868Where are the DRPGs?
>>738165868
>>738176392*also on Switch 2
>>738176392gta 6 is a timed exclusive btw. snoys are gonna lose everything like always. kek.
>>738176110Not him. But yeah. It's hands down the best musou game made to date. The previously best musou game having been Age of Calamity. But Age of Imprisonment is a good deal better than it. Game is genuinely great.
>>738165653Shame the games never go on a decent sale. And you're paying for the inferior version of the games in most scenarios.
>>738176565No game should ever be exclusive though. It is peak anticonsumer bullshit, i should be able to play any game on any platform i deem convenient.
I'm so tired of these threads and the brain rotted faggots that come in and repeat the same bullshit points that have 0 weight and it happens every fucking day.You could always just you know; play videogames, instead of shitposting endlessly.
>>738165868Half of these aren't out yet retard
>>738176521Like GTA5 and RDR2?
>>738172917Then you'll likely like Imprisonment a lot.
>>738176785>It is peak anticonsumer bullshitIt isn't because the overwhelming majority of those games wouldn't have been made without the support of the platform holder. Retards began parroting this shit because gaming got so safe, uniformized and sanitized they can not comprehend how the exclusives were built around the platform they were released on. How both the developers, the publisher and the platform holder was pressured to make something what MUST sell an entire platform.
>>738176565>GTA6 announced for PC/Switch any day now ;_;
>>738176583I am disgusted by your fucking horrible taste
>>738177664 An, it’s Snoys parroting this shit because they have no exclusives lmao
>>738178054have you played it
>>738177428Yeah.
>>738178093Yes, the dog shit roster alone is enough to place it out of the top 5
>"all those first party nintendo games? dogshit">"what the switch 2 needs is more visual novels and hyperdimension neptunia that's the good stuff"
>>738178194>still didn't post a single exclusive 4x strategy game on switch 2
>>738178154>the dog shit rosterWhat about the gameplay? Or is the game simply shit to you because it doesn't have OoT, Awakening, TP, and WW characters? Is fanservice like that the only metric by which you can grade quality? Age of Calamity was the story that BotW always should have had but didn't have. Age of Imprisonment is the story that TotK always should have had but didn't have. And gameplay wise both of these games are easily superior to other musou games.
>>738177389Some aren't even announced yet either, I've heard no news on a new Smash Bros
>>738178141Last I checked they weren’t on the eshop
>>738165868yeah they all look average
I love handheld gaming. Still playing Switch 1. When it's time to buy a new device it will either be Switch 2 or Steam Deck. I wouldn't play demanding games on a handheld. So the steam deck seems like the better choice at the moment.
>>738165868>smash 6Huh? Has that been confirmed yet and have I been living under a rock?
>>738180180>Has that been confirmed yetNo, it’s just tendies coping sakurai will return after doing another kirby game.
>>738176392Yes I would gladly play all of those over jee t a 6
>>738180180Smash 6 in 2030 trust the plan
>>738165653I have so many switch 1 games that thanks to boost look so great in handheld and sometimes more pleasing to the eye then switch 2 ports, that I'm starting to think that I dont need more games.Nintendo games are fun and after a gen of nearly 9 years, I can play Splatoon 2 again, dont remember a thing and have fun with the singleplayer. I have more "wanna replay" switch games then "want to buy this year" by a large margin
>>738180241looking grim
>>738180180Even if there is a Smash 6 it won’t be coming for years later, maybe even after switch 2’s successor is launched. Sakurai’s projects have been taking longer and longer to gestate and I doubt the next one will be any different
Where is my xenoblade 4?
>>738165653I've noticed a huge increase in Sony fanboys being bitter that Nintendo still has exclusives
>>738165653yes it's the same retardation with PS5, people bought that console because PS4 had games, and now Switch 2 is selling because Switch (1) has games, so yeah, the industry sucks
>>738180382xenoblade chronicles 4? hoping to be one with some hot heroine with big titties
>>738165868>all the snoys in the replies losing it because nintendo has gamesL O L. actual toddlers.
>>738180615how can i play MKW, splatoon raiders, pokopia, HW:I, FE:F, Pokemon WW and duskbloods on my switch 1? please enlighten me.
>>738180723MKW was a Switch game ported to Switch 2, same with PokopiaHW:I isn't worth playing it, I don't think Splatoon Raiders will be tooFE:F doesn't need a new console to make it workPokémon maybe and the rollslop is shit, so you make a favor yourself keeping outside Switch 2
>>738180814that doesn't answer my question. how can i play them on my switch 1
>>738180456>the only exception I can think of is how exclusives workDamn.
>>738180838you don't and you'll be happythat or RE the games and port them
My entire timeline is people buying NS2, shit's crazy
>>738180914so. you're telling me these games are... switch 2 exclusives and your previous statement was... incorrect??? wow.
>>738165868No wonder they say it has no games. There's literally nothing worth playing.
>>738167778Odin Sphere and 13 Sentinels on PS4. The second one has a switch port, but it's very, very bad.Also, SOTC remake is pretty ok, (but I recommend capping It to 30fps cause physics get wonky), the last guardian, Gravity Rush 1 and 2.. I guess ghost of yotei came out pretty ok too.
>>738180938PS5 also has some shitty exclusives, but both consoles are not worth buying it.What's the difference?
>>738180974just stop lying, bro. it's not that hard.
>>738181039I'm not lying, most people buy Switch 2 and PS5 for the ports or enhancements of games from Switch/PS4, the industry sucks and people too
>>738172891>Can your PC play Switch 2 games?People only play Switch 1 games on Switch 2, so sure they can with PC.
>>738181102you're fucking stupid. if that was the case, everyone would be buying a pc instead. people buy consoles for the exclusives.
>>738165868Show me Wario Land 7 and then we'll talk
>>738180935Japs getting a subsidized price is the main reason I will never buy it. I'm not funding their purchases like a absolute cuck.
>>738165653Lmao console subhumans
>>738181183It’s not subsidized.
>>738181141it that was the case, why the fuck Switch sold like hotcakes at release if it only had a port of the Zelda for Wii U and the next month another port of Mario Kart for Wii U? People don't buy for exclusives, buy because they follow trends, NS2 exlusive games doesn't sell that much besides a few like Pokopia, Mario Kart being bundled with the console Why the fuck Wii U didn't sell if it had a ton more of exclusives than PC then?
Must be exhausting trying to constantly prop up this tablet as something other than a distraction for the wife
>>738181249Sure thing.
Even if it had games I wont buy it because no OLED. What the fuck were they thinking?The screen has worse response time, ghosting and contrast than my $80 pixio 1080p 24" 144hz monitor that has freesync and 105% SRGB that I got on sale on amazon.It probably cost less than $30 for each unit to put an oled screen in it.
>>738165868Imagine being smug about paying to play this shite made for 5 year olds who don't know better.Do tendies really?
>>738181360OLED is fine but nothing special these days, I would buy it if it had a 4K CRT display though.
IT'S JOEVER
>>738165868>Listing games are don't even exist yet
>>738181440
>>738182017This is why I only play Pantsu Quest: Hurt Feelings edition.
>>738165868>and Pokemon WWListing any pokemon game for Switch or Switch 2 as good doesn't help your point
>>738165653>Imagine defending any company for bad practices or bad products
>>738165868>and Mario Kart Worldtoddler slop>and Splatoon Raiderstoddler slop>and Kirby Air Riderstoddler slop>and Poketopiatoddler slop>and Hyrule Warriors Imprisonmentshovelware>and Fire Emblem Fortunedatingslop>and Pokemon WWtoddlerslop>and Duskbloodssoulless slop that from would never make but they had to come up with some game in five minutes on a meeting just because nintendo paid money so they made some cheap souls reskin>and Smash 6toddlerslop
>>738165868Any games for someone older than 3?
>>738182623>>738182680>>738182017
>>738165868This and DK Bananza are the only games I own for it.
>>738182017
>>738181818>Takashi Mochizuki fanfiction Really filling out the bingo card here
>>738181878>eslthe indians are here
>>738183052What's with the soulful logo? I thought Nintendo was all minimalist now
>>738178315>gameplaynta but I was going to pick up AoI but I heard a few things that put me off of it>less content>lack of adventure modes>a relatively small roster that still has tons of clones>worse movesets and overall reduction of character gimmicks (Impa seals, Urbosa lightning, etc)And on a tangential note, while completely different in execution, Zonai tools reminded me too much of Orochi 4's Sacred Treasures. I still plan on getting it eventually when it gets it's inevitable release that adds a touch of content. That there's less of the things I like and less variety of it kind of put me off. The story may be good, I don't doubt you, but that's not a big enough hook for me.>to other musou gamesOrigins maintains the crown.
>>738184340All of the day bro.
>>738184689>Origins maintains the crown.NO DIAN WEI, NO BUY, FUCKER
>>738165653Games?
i actually have zero respect for adult males who are playing these doll simulator games like pokopia and tomodachi
>>738185963Like i need respect from some /v/ virgin wtih no friends.
snoys are really out here trying to convince people this system has no games or that they "don't count", but then turn around act like you should get a PS5 for fucking GTA alone.
>>738165868I'd play Poketopia & Pokemon WW. I'll wait until they're on PC though.
>>738176392I'd rather play a dozen itchio indie games than any of those.
>>738167804>Fastest selling console of all time>0 cultural impacthow is that possible?>>738173434sc2
>one game machine (snoy)LOL NO GAEMS>one game machine (tendie)You lost and got raped Eric
>>738186015Tendiesnoys are shilling the Shitch 2 because they play games for toddlers at 50 years old.
>>738165868>and Mario Kart WorldIt sucks.>and Splatoon RaidersCan someone shill me on this? I tried 2 and 3, but disliked all the trans Mii posts in the lobby. No I'm not kidding. >and Kirby Air RidersNot for me.>and PoketopiaThis looks really kino and it's the only game I'm seething about not getting... yet.>and Hyrule Warriors ImprisonmentShit.>and Fire Emblem FortuneShit.>and Pokemon WWThere's no way it's good.>and DuskbloodsElden Ring sucked, so I'm not too keen on this. I hope it's better.>and Smash 6Could be good.
>>738165913I'm almost surprised he didn't list upgrade packs for S1 games.
>>738165868Why does this have so many replies??
>>738166484Okay, I don't care for mobile games or movie games
>>738165868None of these interest me and there is no Smash 6. Big Switch 1 fan btw.
>>738176808Nobody plays games here, arguing with retards on the internet is more fun than any Mario or God of War.
Can we accept that Diana's game will be GOTY?Shot not taken on the Shitch 2.
>>738191178That why we have sonic racing threads, splatoon threads, party van, bizzare MMO adventures, mario kart, and other threads about getting together and play right?
>>738166875>multiple release dates
>>738165868They hated him because he spoke the truth.
>>738167804Brother is acting like he works for Nintendo. Homie is an ambassador. I'll emulate the games when I feel like playing them (still haven't played most of the exclusives from the first one)
>>738172178>I know you are but what am IWhat a faggot
>>738187626The Switch and 2 are viewed as the default console.
>>738186015I haven't seen anyone shill anything other than the switch 2 in this thread. Anyone saying they'll play somewhere else are talking about playing on pc. You're making shit up
May 8th is going to hit snoys hard.
>>738192780Hardware sales will be absurd, but they'll just cope and focus on software attach rate
>>738165868>Worse than MK8>Spinoff slop>Spinoff slop>Spinoff Pokeslop>Spinoff slop>Brownskin slop>Pokeslop>Multiplayer Soulsslop>Years off, guaranteed to be worse than Ultimate
Why do tendies act like it’s their civic duty to defend the switch 2? You can just say $450 is an unreasonable price for an iterative console with very minor improvements, and $80 for a video game is simply unacceptable regardless of how many bing bing wahoos it has. This doesn’t mean you have to hate Nintendo games, it just means you need to have some fucking standards.
>>738165868Kek this made him seethe>t-those don't count because I said so
Refurbished PS5s have increased in price
So are retailers matching digital prices going to keep being a thing? cause getting splatoon raiders for 50 physical is great.
>>738165868>all kiddy shitLmao?
>>738191283Depends what version we're talking about.
>denies about switch 2 having games>posts list of switch 2 games>meltyit's that easy.
>>738194362>talks shit>gets hit>complains laterIs it your civic duty to do this hourly?
May 8th
>>738195778>spams reaction gifs to "own the tendies"
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>>738194362You niggers really need to stop interpreting people making fun of you as 'defending' nintendo
>>738165868Nintendo Switch has games? More like Nintendo Switch has LAMES. I gotta get another fucking hobby, because if this is the best this generation has to offer, I need to get good at something else to waste my life with STAT.
>>738194640Did they increase in number of games at least?
>>738196335yes, there's a new exclusive game just for sony fans
Who are tendies trying to convince at this point themselves?
>>738196578>SaaarosMaybe no games was better.
>>738196578Guess I'm just going to wait for Wolverine instead
>>738171003>"This is not anywhere near the standards of a $50-$60 videogame">posts a 40 dollar gamePhew.
>>738196660>he says that as he's been shitting and pissing himself ITT for the past 14 hours
>>738172507Absolute goron domination.Too bad I hate playing as gorons, AoC had that one level where you play as daruk and I was ready to quit.
>>738172662Its so funny that the snoy's best example of a good playstation exclusive is literally a "Best of Nintendo" collection.
>>738165868>and Fire Emblem Fortune>and Pokemon WW>and Duskbloods>and Smash 6How about released games?>but "no games" right?Correct.
>>738172917Not only am I one of the few people who like AoC, but I actually cant stand the original HW, the roster comes off like a marvelshit multiverse and the game feels like every musou I ever hated.AoC took maybe two missions in before I started to dig it.
>>738165868grim
>>738173475>whole world covered in yellow grass>"it--its yellow paint!"You need better material, im tired of seeing this.
i got a couple of cracked switch lites for my kids and i was considering buying a switch 2 but holy cow there are literally no games on it...>buy our new iteration of mario, it's the same thing as the rest!>buy our new mario kart, it's the same as the rest!It sucks but if you played even the snes versions, you played them all and they just keep getting away with it.
>>738172917There isn’t much in Imprisonment that isn’t better than Calamity. I say this as a guy who has like 200 hours in both. The only thing I can give Calamity win is that their roster is way more recognizable because their aren’t OCs. That being said the actual quality of the roster in terms of moveset is a much higher quality overall.
>>738176392If GTA 6 was a cowboy game I might actually consider it. Since GTA 6 is just modern day crime shit I would rather just give $100 to the homeless man that opens the door for me at 7/11
>>738165753what is Nintendos current obsession with taking all of their franchises and then throwing them into the OPEN WORLD AND RANDOM GIMMICK vat that makes them all look and play near identically to one another
>>738202601Do you just call anything you don't like "OPEN WORLD"? DK bananza is not open world, the games released after bananza aren't open world either
>>738203013When you have vast swathes of empty world with nothing to do, other than the tired out novelty of "YOU CAN LE GO ANYWHERE" it's kinda hard to find another label for such bland gameplay.
>>738184689What Clones are there in Imprisonment?The closest you can say to clones is The Knight using 2 of Link’s movesets (since Spear was basically completely reworked). Even of the OC don’t really share moves, Quino and Ronza are probably the most similar since they have the same weapon and are human type characters and even then the closest thing they both have a multi slash move and a spin in place move. Not only do the moves look different they also have a different finishers (Quino spin in place ends with thrust forward while Ronda’s spin assuming you get the timed hits right ends by her shooting a big tornado forward.) and any are placed in different places on their moveset and because of that have completely different functions. Ronza as Gerudo also has the timed hits mechanic she and the other OC gerudo (Sholani) share.
>>738165868these lists suck 'cuz how many of those games are you actually gonna pay for, let alone play all the way through?Also smash 6 wasn't even announced wtf.Out of everything on this list I only want splatoon raiders...
>>738203182might as well call it "Oompa Loompa" since you don't care at all what the terms actually mean. DK isn't open world, and Metroid isn't Open world either. only Mario Kart and Zelda have had open world games.
>>738190148It's a great bait
>>738197456Imprisonment is the first time in the whole Franchise Koei made really good feelings playable Goron. Objectively Yunobo is the best one because he is broken because of his gimmick but to me his moveset felt so stiff because of his gimmicks, Daruk was fucking terrible and Darunia which until Imprisonment was my favorite goron only has like 1 good move. The 3 in Imprisonment actually feel like they hold their own with the rest of the cast and Agraston is everything I wanted Darunia and Daruk to be
>>738203419Personally I'd just call them shit, since they're definitely trying to be open world, with big, boring world maps, without actually trying to fill it with content.
>>738203804>"I have no idea what I'm whining about"Yeah, we know
>>738203804Donkey Kong is not trying to be open world tho. Not only is there a bunch of segmented levels that don’t have any connectivity but every level has a definitive path to the end of the level but all the Bananas have definite pathways to them and many of those paths are connected to the main path (it can be hard to notice because of how easy it is to get destruction happy but they are there). This is just a Mario 64 level but bigger, the same way odyssey is. You can say they are bad level or are too big but these are not designed like Nintendo does open world
>>738204387That's like saying that Breath of the Wild isn't open world because shrines exist and are segmented from the rest of the world. the point is that the games all blur together after a while.
>stages with with different biomes that you have to select to travel to is open world nowboy, I didn't know Mario 64 invented open world
>>738204558The shrines were mini levels the were segmented from the main open world. Every level in Bananza is segmented from each other and every level has a definitive beginning and end. This goes against every open world Nintendo has made. If Bananza is an open world than 64, Sunshine, Odyssey and most 3D platformers are open world. If you believe that is the same as BoTW then you are retarded.
>>738205013It's boring as shit, same as Breath of the Wild. So my apologies if it's hard to tell the difference between them.
>>738205194>apologies for being a retardapology accepted
>>738205239>if you don't like boring open world games, you're a retardSorry to hear.
>>738205323I’m sorry you are too retarded to understand what genres are but you probably got time to learn
>>738205323I'm not even sure you understand definitions and words anon.Do you know what the color "red" is? Is it exactly like "blue"?
>>738205494colors are literally fake like what even are they some rays from the sun? very believable
Best Switch games are Wii U ports
>>738207741Didn't know Mario Odyssey, TOTK, Metroid Dread and Smash Ultimate were on the Wii U
