you're in a room with 3 doors and 3 princesses tied up to train tracksin order to save the princesses you have to choose one of 3 doors, behind the doors are 3 portals that link to a room with 3 boxes2 of the pillars will move their box upwards towards the portal, the third one will have the pillar with a portal move downwards towards the boxif you pick a door, the dungeon master will activate one of the pillars that move upwards and the cube will shoot through a door you didn't pickyou can now choose to either stay with the first door you picked or choose the other one, with the risk to get killed instantly by an incoming cubeyou can also refuse to pick any door by claiming all 3 cubes will fly through the portals because the direction of the pillars doesn't matter, you will then be locked in place as the dungeon master releases all 3 pillars at onceif you're wrong, the guy at the lever will switch the tracks so the train will kill you instead of the princesses, making him a murderer despite saving 3 livesif you pick the right answer, the 3 princesses will be freedyou can only choose one princess though, the other 2 will try to kill youwhat will you do?
>>738166258I guess I'll die.
>>738166258door 1 pillar c switch to door 3 pickpocket the knight aquire 2 rats use rats to gnaw rope from tracks but not from princesses drag 3 immobile princesses to cave make love
Always change doorsBPull the leverRed Button
wait a minute
>>738166258I’ll have the number 4, supersized with two orders of chocolate swirl churros, a banana pudding milkshake with extra whipped cream, and an order of deep fried mac n cheese bites.
>>738166258The princesses are not appealing, this is bad game design, I'm not given a reason to care about them, I walk away
Dragon princess looks less likely to rape you and could defeat the other 2 with ease.
>>738166491that's just the key to the secret train boss that should arrive in 6 minutes
what if the train tracks are on earth and the cubes are originally located on the moondoes this impact anything
>>738166258I'll just block the train with my shield
>>738166258B-Chads, I think we all know the correct answer to this one
>>738166627>dragon>less likely to rape
>>738166258I'll wiggle the lever just right to trigger multi-cube drifting taking out the knight and all the princesses at once.
Portals being defined in this manner lead to a logical fallacy, by inspection. Therefore every statement can be considered true. Therefore I personally save the cutest princess and have Goku and Superman save the other two. The knight turns out to be Will from Fresh Prince and he has to catch a cab to Bel-Aire. The cubes never actually existed, nor any of that other dumb shit, but me and my princess wife are now rich and also I am magic.QED. Actually logically supported arguments.
>>738166258but which princess always lies and which one always tells the truth?
>>738166851>>738167104You are the knight bro...
>>738167873No, that was Will Smith.
>>738167983Well you being Will Smith is also not a terrible outcome considering his wealth
>>738168069You're not getting it. I'm me and I'm magic and my princess is a furry now. Will Smith needed to catch a cab so his uncle wouldn't get mad at him. The cab driver is a mystery, but that never came up again.Is it clearer now?
>>738167873oh shit, I AM the Night? then i use my batterang to cut the ropes on all three princesses and save them all.
>>738166258I jerk off and leave
>>738166258I refuse to pick any door by claiming all 3 cubes will fly through the portals because the direction of the pillars doesn't fucking matter.Dungeon master if you would, please release all 3 pillars and prove me CORRECT immediately.
>>738168207This guy a pandaHe eats shoots and leaves.
>>738166258>you can only choose one princess though, the other 2 will try to kill youOkay but what are their tax policies?
>>738166258I'm just gonna run over to the guy and take care of him so I'm not hit by the train whilst the tracks set to where it could've hit me. What, are you implying the train will come at any point I devert from the intended scenario?
>>738166258I call out for a certain magical rabbit to save the day
>>738166258Portals would simply bisect the object repeatedly so that it comes out looking like thin slices of ham, physical forces in 2 different locations aren't going to be compatible at the point they would allegedly connect at.With the ineffective cubes safely ignored, I throw my sword into the trolley man's chest immediately. I go to him and switch the train's track to the correct one, and hold his hand. He thanks me for releasing him from his eternal torment and asks if he's been doing the right thing. I lie and say yes, you've been saving people the whole time (even though his heart is corrupt enough to have made dilemmas out of obvious situations repeatedly, centered around the guilt in his own heart instead of what matters).The train passes, and the princesses scream in pain as their mutant bodies that caused them constant suffering are smeared across the tracks. Due to an oversight on my part, the train derails because it can't just hit 3 bodies consecutively and actually have good odds at staying on the rails - 1, maybe, 2 doubtfully, but not 3. Due to the train also being an unstoppable force, me and the dying trolley problem man grimace at each other while the planet disintegrates.
>>738166258MEET AND FUCK KINDGOM STEVE
>>738166483>Always change doorsyou get killed by the cube though
>>738166258>the guy at the lever will switch the tracks so the train will kill you instead of the princessesOkay, so I'm the knight. I step off the tracks and tell the man to pull the switch to the empty track.Then we double team femboy princess while high fiving.
>>738166646if only it was at least 6 minutesalso the train never arrives for me :(
Phone a friendThen ask the audienceThen 50/50
I allow the princesses to perish.Me and leverman go for beers.
>>738166258I pick total death, nobody was expecting me to kill everyone without picking a single option
>>738166258How long did it take you to come up with this? How bored/high were you?
None of the cubes will fly through because one portals cant move and two because the force exerted by the pillars moving the does not fully transfer to the cube. Hence why you dont get flung in the air when traveling on the elevator. You retards need to be killed already. DECADES ON THE QUESTION ILL KILL MYSELF AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>738166258All of the cubes are moving eqially with respect to me, it doesn't matter what door I pick since all will hit me at lethal velocity.Since this answer will lead to the princesses being freed I choose dragon. She can surely fight off an insect and a horny femboy.
>>738170583If the portal you're coming out of isn't moving, then you have to be. It doesn't matter if you weren't moving before a portal lowered over you, a still person cannot exit a still object.
>>738171301ADVERTISER-SAN GET DOWN
>>738171301Sorry anon, that's a dogbold.
>>738171645those look more like horns than ears to me, also the pointed tail
>>738166258I claim that all thre cubes will fly out.If I'm right, I choose the dragon princess because she's hot and she may be capable of protecting me.
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>>738166258Leave-marry-free
>>738166258I'm not a princess so it's really not my problem. I go buy a baconator from Wendy's instead
>>738166258do the cubes fly through the doors and hit the princesses?obviously they will all fly out
